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he beige sweater didn’t look much like an old rag until Julie Reville put it on the table and shredded it, using a rotary cutter as if she were slicing up a pizza pie. Cutting the garment into two- to threeinch-wide strips created stretchy loops of fabric, which Reville knotted into a chain. She wove the loops horizontally across a loom that her husband, Dave, built out of two-by-fours and a few dozen wood screws. “You stretch them really tight until you get the whole frame filled,” Reville explained. “It’s all connected, so it’s hard for them to become unraveled.” It takes Reville about three hours to turn a five-pound bag of discarded clothing — sweats, socks, T-shirts, leggings — into a 2-by-3-foot “potholder rug,” as she calls her final products. Under the business name JBirdStudioVT, she sells her rugs for $75 to $125 on Etsy and at Thirty-odd, the artist emporium in Burlington’s South End. Reville, who turns 65 this month, isn’t an artist by profession. A licensed clinical mental health counselor in South Burlington, she’s been in private practice

since 2006, treating teens and adults, most of whom have obsessive-compulsive disorders. Her crafting sideline is less about paying the bills than about doing something meditative in her off-hours. In the process, Reville hopes to help reduce the amount of textile waste that ends up in Vermont’s landfill.

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Even before COVID-19, Reville said, she was seeing many of her patients remotely, including some whose conditions were so severe that they could barely leave their homes. Like many of her colleagues in the mental health field, however, she’s seen her work become even more intense and stressful over the last two years. The pandemic seemed to confirm many of

her clients’ worst fears, she explained, especially those who suffer from contamination OCD, a condition characterized by an obsession with contracting an illness or spreading germs. Intrusive thoughts can cause affected people severe anxiety and distress, which they try to alleviate through compulsive behaviors such as excessive handwashing and avoiding crowds. As her work went fully remote for all of her clients, Reville searched for new ways to decompress in her downtime. “Part of being a good counselor is selfcare and doing the things that help you stay centered,” she said. “For me, working with my hands has been really helpful and meditative.” A longtime crafter who previously worked in ceramics and glass, Reville discovered an online seminar hosted by Crispina ffrench, a Becket, Mass.based artist who does not capitalize her last name. An “environmental optimist and textile alchemist,” as she describes herself online, ffrench has worked with large retailers, such as Patagonia, Eileen Fisher, Timberland and Crate & Barrel to upcycle manufacturing waste and

discarded clothing into more valuable products. In recent years, she has helped other budding crafters launch their own upcycling businesses. “I decided I really want to do that,” Reville said. After taking ffrench’s seminar in 2020, she posted a request on Front Porch Forum for her neighbors’ unwanted garments. It didn’t matter to her whether the clothes were stained, ripped, discolored or moth-eaten; she could simply cut around the parts she didn’t want. “The key is, it has to be stretchy,” Reville said. Linen and cotton don’t make good materials for these rugs. Reville was surprised when nine people immediately responded with offers to leave bags of clothing on their

There’s no shortage of old fabrics, including clothes, sheets and pillowcases, that need repurposing. According to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, of the 17 million tons of textiles that landed in the U.S. municipal solid waste stream in 2018, only 2.5 million, or 14.7 percent, were recycled. The rest were landfilled or incinerated. By contrast, nearly one-third of all glass containers were recycled in 2018, as were more than half of all aluminum cans. “I’d never done anything like this before, but I find it very rewarding,” Reville said. “Things get thrown away all the time that have so much value.” Part of the value of upcycled fabrics is their durability. The first rug Reville ever made sits on her bathroom floor. About

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porches. One woman gave her a sack of cashmere sweaters that had belonged to her husband and were still in good condition. Another woman gave Reville a bag of her daughter’s old soccer jerseys, which she had been saving to make a quilt. The daughter had no interest in a quilt, however, so Reville transformed the jerseys into a throw rug, which she likened to a scrapbook of the girl’s wardrobe over the years. “There’s a certain history in the items woven in,” she said. “It’s like giving them a second life.” Reville started trawling tag sales and consignment shops, especially at the end of the season when retailers rotate their stock. One of her favorite haunts, she said, is Battery Street Jeans, where she often goes through the free box, especially when she’s looking for particular colors. Some consignment stores charge her by the bag. “Otherwise, they’re just going into the landfill,” she said.

an inch thick, it’s soft and knobby where she tied the knots. When it needs to be cleaned, she just throws it in the washing machine — though Reville admitted that the thick rug can take a while to dry. Though JBirdStudioVT is in its early stages, Reville has accumulated bins of T-shirts, sweaters and leggings that she’s sorted by color. She’s willing to do custom work for customers who want specific color schemes. Reville and her husband plan to retire later this year. After that, she said, she’ll throw herself into the throw rugs, both as a hobby and for her mental health. “Doing crafts is really helpful for just being calm and present and not being bombarded by the TV and phones,” she said. “I can see myself just working [with] my hands instead of listening [to clients] all day.” m

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illian Turner got her first chickens as an antidote to puppy fever. She wanted another dog, but her then-boyfriend — now husband, Sy Reaves — said, “Absolutely not. No puppies.” Turner, 37, has chronic Lyme disease and had read that chickens were good for tick control. “I used that as leverage,” she said. In 2018, the couple agreed to start with 10 chickens. After the first year, Turner’s flock had grown to 20. Now, she has more than 100 at her Colchester homestead — but only until May. In 2019, Turner began operating the first Vermont affiliate of Rent the Chicken, a Pennsylvania-based company that provides egg-laying hens, portable coops, chicken feed, educational resources and a toll-free hotline to help people raise backyard chickens. Each May, Turner delivers hens to their renters — two to four per home — throughout the greater Burlington area, along with all the supplies they’ll need to keep them for six months. Unlike starting from scratch, renting chickens gives customers fresh eggs right away — two hens produce eight to 14 per week. “The renters don’t have to worry about raising chicks, who don’t give you eggs until they’re, like, 6 months old,” Turner said. “They’re freeloaders for quite a while. But we don’t send out freeloading chickens.” Customers keep their hens all summer long, then Turner comes back to pick them up in October. It’s a way to get the experience of taking care of chickens without the year-round commitment. If things go well, or if they get attached, they can rent the same chickens again the following year or adopt them at the end of the season. Turner first heard about Rent the Chicken while listening to the “We Drink & We Farm Things” podcast in 2018. Jenn and Phil Tompkins — known as Homestead Jenn and Homestead Phil in the Rent the Chicken community — were the episode’s guests, sharing how they hatched their chicken rental business.

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The Pennsylvania couple were looking for a way to earn extra money from home when Phil found “chicken rentals” in a Google search of “crazy business ideas.” “We had some chickens, and I can run the power tools,” Jenn said on the podcast. “Why not?” They’d seen friends and families start keeping chickens with disastrous results: hatching all roosters or losing hens to predators. By providing hens that have already started laying — and the supplies and support needed to ensure success — the couple hoped to make chicken raising easy for people who had previously been unsuccessful or intimidated by the process. The Tompkinses launched Rent the Chicken in 2013. Their business has grown to include more than 50 farm and homestead

affiliates in the U.S. and Canada, each of which covers roughly a 50-mile radius. Turner called Jenn and Phil right after listening to the podcast episode to ask whether they’d consider a franchisee in the Green Mountains. “They were like, ‘Really? Vermont? Doesn’t everybody already have chickens up there?’” Turner recalled. “But they were willing to take a risk on me.” Turner started just a year after she had gotten her personal chickens, aiming to rent out five coops. She ended up renting out 10. “My husband is my coop builder,” Turner said. “We were doing mass production of chicken coops in our garage,” and he made 10. The following year, he built 10 more coops so they could offer 20 rentals, mostly around Burlington and Stowe. One delivery took her — and the well-traveled

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chickens — on the ferry across the lake to New York State. Turner rented 55 hens in 22 coops in 2021. Laura Hill and her son Warren of Hillcrest Nursery & Landscaping in Greensboro became Rent the Chicken affiliates last year, covering the northeastern part of the state around St. Johnsbury. They’ll take over the Stowe rentals this year. “It was a good time for me to start this up,” Turner said. “During the pandemic, people wanted to be able to provide their own food, or at least know how to, as a sort of safety net.” The chickens are also a great form of entertainment, Turner said, which was especially true early in the pandemic when people were stuck at home. “We call SPRING CHICKENS

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Parkway Diner in South Burlington to Reopen Under New Ownership After being closed for almost two years, the landmark PARKWAY DINER in South Burlington has a new owner and a reopening date of mid-April. Chef-restaurateur BRIAN LEWIS of Fayston said he has signed a lease to open a new version of the Parkway in the classic Worcester diner car at 1696 Williston Road, where staff has served up hearty helpings since the early 1950s. Lewis, 44, moved to Vermont four years ago to be the executive chef at Sugarbush Resort. In 2018, he opened his first restaurant, TOAST & EGGS, in Waitsfield. He sold the breakfast-and-brunch spot last November to his front-of-house manager, MALCOLM PIPER. Lewis still owns the FILLING STATION in Middlesex, a burger and sushi restaurant he launched in February 2021. “I love opening restaurants,” Lewis said. “I love creating opportunities for other people.” The Parkway was most recently owned and operated by chef COREY GOTTFRIED, who took over the lease in December 2013. Gottfried built a new kitchen behind the diner car in the spring of 2019, then invested in a $3,000 TV system to enable customers to see the cooks at work. In June 2020, a post on the diner’s old Facebook page said pandemic dining restrictions had obliged the Parkway to close. A few days later, another post assured fans that the closure was temporary. Gottfried never responded to several requests for updates.

Lewis learned about the historic restaurant’s need for a new steward through a restaurant industry supplier. “It’s an iconic location,” Lewis said. In contrast with his previous projects, he continued, “It’s a really big and exciting opportunity in a larger market where we can really serve the locals.” He added that he’s a lifelong diner fan, having grown up going to Zip’s Diner in Dayville, Conn. The Parkway will be open from 7 a.m. to 1 p.m. daily. Executive chef COREY BOLTON, who started brunch at Lewis’ Filling Station, will lead the kitchen team. Lewis said the menu is still in development but will include diner classics such as pancakes, corned-beef hash and burgers — including a vegan chickpea option. Everything will be made in a “total scratch kitchen: all baking done in-house and burger meat ground fresh daily,” he said. “No shortcuts taken.” Lewis noted that, with labor and product costs at all-time highs, menu prices will not be cheap. “This will be good quality, locally sourced,” he said. “You’re gonna get what you pay for.” The diner will have a full bar, as well as beer and wine. Lewis hopes to help out other chefs by making the large kitchen and 44-seat diner available for dinner pop-up events. The diner’s large red sign came down last Thursday for repairs. Lewis said the diner car itself will remain largely the same, though he plans significant outdoor “sprucing up,” including a new 40-seat patio with awnings and planters. Melissa Pasanen

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Heartworks Burlington, where Robinson is assistant director. “They did a whole farming unit, so the children are really familiar with the whole process,” Robinson explained. “They’re really excited.” Most of the rental chickens are Golden Comets, a high-production, friendly breed. They tend to lay more eggs than the other breeds Turner keeps as her personal chickens, such as Easter Eggers, known for their light blue, green and pink eggs. The standard rental package is $475 for

the season, with two egg-laying hens and a barn-style standard mobile coop. The upgrade package ($575) offers a bigger coop; the deluxe package ($675) is for four hens. The lightest-weight coop, an Omlet Eglu Go UP, is $875 and comes with three chickens. Each package includes feed Turner sources from Guy’s Farm and Yard; organic feed is available for an extra fee. In addition to teaching the basics, Turner shows renters how to train their chickens to return to the coop. “Mine

are trained to the sound of a plastic bag,” Turner said. “But one of my renters trained her chickens to come back ... to the sound of a bell. She’d ring it, and they’d come running from her garden.” Renters get to name the chickens, and many end up renting the same hens year after year. When the rental ends in the fall, Turner brings them back to her homestead for the winter. “We don’t have a big barbecue at the end of the summer, I promise,” she said. “Our chickens are friends, not food.” This time of year, Turner is overwintering the rental hens and getting ready to send out the first hatch rentals of the year. She started taking Rent the Chicken reservations for this spring back in October and will keep taking them until they’re sold out — likely in May, she estimated. Turner also runs a pet photography business, Gone to the Dogs Photography, and an off-leash dog camp. Before she started working with Rent the Chicken, she’d been a full-time employee at the University of Vermont Medical Center for 15 years. Now, she works there per diem. “The chicken stuff was a gateway for me to start my other businesses,” she said. “I’ve definitely become a crazy chicken lady, but it’s neat to help other people find out they’re crazy chicken ladies, too.” m

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The restaurant’s name alone indicates that Union Jacks at 370 Shelburne Road in Burlington will deliver excellent fish and chips in the British tradition of the corner “chippy.” If I had any doubt, I would have needed only to read the online review posted by 16-year-old Noah Carmona of Colchester, excerpted here with his permission. “The fish was super crisp and flavorful,” Carmona wrote. “The fries and fish were massive and the fries were cooked to perfection … I literally (slightly) burnt my mouth because I could not stop eating it.” Inspired by my London childhood, I had decided to scout for local fish and chips, something I occasionally crave and never cook myself. Then my colleague Jordan Barry reminded me that it was currently Lent, during which many Catholics eat fish, especially on Fridays. Ron Cleveland, who co-owns Union Jacks with his wife, Shelley, confirmed that fish and chips sales leap by 25 to 30 percent during Lent. “It all builds up to the final Good Friday,” he said. My inaugural fish and chips meal at Union Jacks ($14.50 for 6 ounces; $8.54 for 3 ounces) underscored Carmona’s astute observations. The haddock, encased in a crisp, puffy shell of batter, flaked beautifully and was, indeed, so freshly fried that it threatened to burn my mouth. Shelley is originally from Yorkshire, England, and the Clevelands use her grandmother’s secret batter recipe, Ron said. The chips were authentically chunky, and the meal earned further cred for its lack of coleslaw on the side, a thoroughly American addition. According to the National Federation of Fish Friers (yep, it exists), based in Leeds, England, the United Kingdom boasts about 10,500 fish and chips shops. That’s almost eight per 1,000 people, according to research by UK company takepayments. Vermont has far fewer, but I’ve found several fine options besides Union Jacks. All, I’m thankful to say, provide malt vinegar, the favorite Brit fish and chips condiment. Since 1951, the wholesale arm of family-owned Ray’s Seafood has bought yellow perch from local anglers. At Ray’s Seafood Market & Restaurant at 7 Pinecrest Drive in Essex, the kitchen serves the butterflied catch in a light, crunchy batter with a choice of sides in two sizes ($13.95 or $20.90). Ray’s solid version of regular fish and chips, made with nuggets of scrod, costs the same. At the Fish & Chip at 1210 Williston Road in South Burlington, owner Claire Banh juggles orders and deep fryers almost singlehandedly. “I’m always here all the time,” Banh said while delivering our very good fried haddock with thick, bronzed chips ($11.95). On the insistence of other customers, we also tried the off-topic but delicious grilled, seasoned cod ($13.95). If slaw must be served, Banh’s lightly creamy version hits the perfect sweet and tangy balance.

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Counter is one of many Vermont food and drink entrepreneurs who have launched fundraisers to help Ukraine. In Barre, Ukrainian native LARISSA HAAS, co-owner with her husband, JIM, of the bakery operation at RISE UP BAKERY, has launched a GoFundMe with a goal of $15,000 to send essentials such as hygiene products, clothes, food, first aid and medications to Ukraine. Many restaurants and food establishments are donating a portion of sales to World Central Kitchen, a nonprofit that has so far provided more than a million meals to Ukrainians impacted by the conflict. Participating Vermont businesses include CANTEEN CREEMEE in Waitsfield, BARRIO BAKERY in Burlington, and MAD TACO locations in Essex, Middlebury, Montpelier and

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Award-winning cooking instructor and cookbook author MOLLY STEVENS of Williston has partnered with three longtime friends and colleagues to produce a podcast called “EVERYTHING COOKBOOKS.” The first episode drops on Wednesday, March 16, on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify and Stitcher. The inaugural season will offer a step-by-step insiders’ guide to developing and publishing a successful cookbook, from deciding whether you should write one to getting an agent to managing a photography shoot. Beyond aspiring authors, Stevens said, the podcast “is for people who love cookbooks and are curious [about] how they are made.” The cohosts will share their own experiences: “the happy stories and the horror stories,” she said. The project grew out of a support group Stevens formed with fellow cookbook authors Kristin Donnelly, Kate Leahy and Andrea Nguyen. Together, the quartet has more than 75 years of experience and an impressive number of accolades. Stevens’ award-winning books include All About Dinner: Simple Meals, Expert Advice (2019) and All About Braising: The Art of Uncomplicated Cooking (2004). Nguyen, who is based in Santa Cruz, Calif., is a leading U.S. expert on Vietnamese food. Leahy, a former restaurant chef, lives in the San Francisco Bay area. Donnelly was a food editor at Food & Wine magazine and works in New Hope, Pa. The quartet aims to demystify and democratize the world of cookbooks. “Publishing can be very opaque and mysterious,” Stevens said. “The whole mentoring piece was very important to me when I was getting started.”

When MARYAM COUNTER first heard news of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, her heart sank, like that of so many people around the world. But for Counter, who co-owns GOOD TIMES CAFÉ in Hinesburg with her husband, TRAVIS, worry about the conflict is multilayered. Counter came to the U.S. from her native Russia on a student work visa 16 years ago and stayed when she met and married Travis. But, she said, “All my family is still back in Russia.” She also runs a French-style macaron business called MATRYOSHKA’S BAKERY out of the family’s St. George home. It is named for the Russian word for the iconic wooden nesting dolls. On February 28, Counter posted on Matryoshka’s Instagram account that she was raising money to support UNICEF efforts to help Ukrainians. “I’m scared to share this,” Counter wrote, “but it has been eating me alive that I’m not doing anything to help children and families affected by the war in Ukraine as [a] Russian who is against it.” Her fear, Counter explained to Seven Days, was about the reaction back home. “Not all of my friends and family [in Russia] approved,” she said. “They are told different news than us here.” Her seven-day fundraiser generated more than $6,500 in donations, including “$12 from an 8-year-old who wanted to help Ukrainian children,” Counter said. The baker had incentivized donations of more than $100 with a free dozen macarons; she said she now owes donors in Vermont and beyond more than 700 macarons.

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Waitsfield. South Burlington home-based bakery HOLE IN ONE MINI-DONUTS will donate 50 percent of this week’s preorder sales to World Central Kitchen. In addition, the SWEET SPOT in Waitsfield will offer a Ukrainian dinner on Wednesday, March 16, and profits will go to the nonprofit Razom for Ukraine. If the news from Ukraine has you wanting to drown your sorrows in cheese curd- and gravy-topped fries or throw back a shot and swear a bunch, Craftsbury’s BLACKBIRD BISTRO encourages both. $5 from every Fuck Putin shot and $4 from each order of poutine — made with SWEET ROWEN FARMSTEAD cheese curds — goes to the restaurant’s Fuck Putin Eat Poutine fund, which will send weekly donations to UNICEF. The bistro’s layered, tiki-style shot reflects the Ukrainian flag: Bright blue curaçao liqueur and vodka float delicately on top of a heavier yellow mix of coconut, pineapple cinnamon-bark syrup and lemon. The ongoing fundraiser’s first night on March 10 was “a heartwarming evening,” Blackbird owner LEE KINSEY told Seven Days, with “lots of profanities shared amongst the crowd, directed at President Putin.” On March 5, BEVERAGE WAREHOUSE owner JENNIFER SWIATEK put out a call on the Winooski liquor outlet’s Facebook page for Vermont breweries to create blue-andyellow cans to raise money for Ukraine. The first brewery signed on within minutes, and the effort has grown to four breweries, a cidery and a pickle company as of press time. Cans from FOUR QUARTERS BREWING, GOOD MEASURE BREWING, LUCY & HOWE BREWING, 1ST

REPUBLIC BREWING and EDEN SPECIALTY CIDERS — along with jars of pickles from the TIPSY PICKLE — will start to hit the shelves at the end of March. “I had no doubt when I posted looking for help from Vermont breweries that it would be answered,” Swiatek said. “We have a remarkable community, just as the people in Ukraine do.” Some of the cans were already in the works as part of global brewing fundraisers. Good Measure is brewing the Resolve, an open-source collaboration beer spearheaded by 42 North Brewing in East Aurora, N.Y., and 2085 Brewery in Kyiv, Ukraine. Pravda Brewery in Lviv, Ukraine, has switched to making Molotov cocktails, but it collaborated with Federation of Beer to start the international Brew for Ukraine effort. Four Quarters will use its Putin Huylo can art. (The name roughly translates to “Putin is a dickhead.”) Swiatek just wants the other businesses to use packaging that helps raise awareness. “I don’t care if they wrap it in blue and yellow painter’s tape,” she said. Waterbury-based distributor VT BEER SHEPHERD and South Burlington’s CHEESE & WINE TRADERS are joining Beverage Warehouse in donating 100 percent of profits from these special releases, Swiatek said. The proceeds will go to a mix of aid organizations, including the Ukrainian Red Cross Society, GlobalGiving, the UN High Commissioner for Refugees, the International Rescue Committee and World Central Kitchen. “Vermonters love to drink beer,” Swiatek said. “If they can drink beer for good, it’s a powerful thing.”

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University of Vermont students from Iran cook and share their New Year traditions B Y M EL I SSA PASANEN • pasanen@sevendaysvt.com This week, the dining services kitchen at the University of Vermont’s Dudley H. Davis Center will be filled with the unusual aromas of floral saffron and tart barberries. The cooking crew will be different, too. After a two-year break, the Iranian Student Association at UVM will once again cook and host its Persian New Year dinner on Friday, March 18, at 6 p.m. The event, which is open to the public, celebrates Nauruz, a holiday of spring and new life. “For us, it is the most important celebration of the year,” said Hani Mavalizadeh, who came to UVM in 2019 from Iran to pursue graduate studies in electrical engineering. Mavalizadeh, 33, and fellow Iranian and bioengineering graduate student Atena Farhangian, 34, are among 20 members of the association who will prepare food for more than 100 people. During a recent interview on campus, the pair detailed the menu, which will start with eggplant with dried yogurt; fried onions, garlic and mint; and walnuts. Main dishes will include vegetarian grape leaves stuffed with rice, barberries and herbs; and marinated chicken with barberry-and-saffron rice. Saffron rice pudding topped with almonds will finish the meal. Mavalizadeh and Farhangian explained that Nauruz has roots in the ancient Zoroastrian religion. It has become a national holiday for Iranians of all backgrounds and is celebrated in other countries, including Turkey and Afghanistan. Nauruz preparations begin weeks in advance. “You have to clean your house

and buy new clothes,” Mavalizadeh said. “It symbolizes the renewal of nature.” The flavors of favorite foods infuse their holiday memories. Mavalizadeh described a sweet his mother makes with rice noodles, honey and pistachios. Farhangian recalled staying up all night with her aunt and cousins before the holiday to make cookies and treats, including a favorite candy of nuts mixed into honey that’s been boiled with vinegar. The pair explained that the Nauruz feast often stars a whole, roasted fish stuffed with garlic, herbs and raisins. “If you eat fish on the first day of the year, it brings wealth and success,” Mavalizadeh said. The students will set up a Haft-Sin table with seven symbolic items whose names begin with the letter S in Farsi. These include apples (seeb), which stand for health and beauty, and vinegar (serekh), representing patience and age. Wheat pudding (samanu) symbolizes fertility and the sweetness of life. Made with just wheat and water and stirred for hours, samanu becomes thick and sweet without any sugar, Farhangian said. “We would start in the morning, crushing and grinding the wheat, and finish early the next morning,” she recalled. The evening will include a short presentation on the holiday and finish with dancing. “We want to put good memories about Iran in people’s minds,” Mavalizadeh said. “We want to show that what our government does does not reflect Iranian people and how we live our lives.” Tickets ($10 for students, $20 for nonstudents) must be purchased in advance through UVM Tickets. m

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tell, mixing their own wry take on what makes Green Mountain culture unique, with contributions from a baker’s dozen of funny Vermonters. These include political cartoonist Jeff Danziger, writer Bob Stannard, comedian Josie Leavitt and people’s poet David Budbill — a “back to the land” intellectual who compared Vermont to ancient China. The book is not a history of Vermont comedy or an analysis of the state, though it offers bits of both. Pete Gilbert’s history of 19th-century turkey drives, where farmers literally walked thousands of birds to Boston in the days before railroads, is amazing. Mares covers classic subjects of Yankee satire, from farmers and flatlanders to the rivalry with New Hampshire. He rounds this all out with profiles of local goofballs such as Al Boright and George Woodard of the Ground Hog Opry, Vermont Comedy Club owners Natalie Miller and Nathan Hartswick, comedian Tina Friml, and Rusty “the Logger” DeWees. Mares highlights the significant contributions of funny women in Vermont, particularly in the standup comedy scene. Leavitt, a regular at top New York City comedy clubs, moved to Charlotte with her then-partner, Elizabeth Bluemle, in 1996; together they opened the Flying Pig Bookstore (now in Shelburne). In 2005, Leavitt started a regular local comedy series, and a year later she formed an all-female group, the Vermont Comedy Divas. Meanwhile, she has taught the craft to countless Vermonters in prisons, homeless centers and cancer survivor groups, as well as at the Flynn in Burlington. To this observer, it appears that more than half of the performing comedians in Burlington are women. Among the most successful is expat Tina Friml, who is now based in New York City and has cerebral palsy. Mares quotes one of her sets, including this bit:

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sk a friend from away to describe Vermont, and the word “funny” is not likely to be part of their answer, unless they mean “funny strange” instead of “funny ha ha.” “Earnest,” “hippie,” “liberal” and “rural” are more likely responses, concepts not generally associated with belly laughs. Vermont is … different, and so is its comedy. But how is it different? In their new book, I Could Hardly Keep From Laughing: An Illustrated Collection of Vermont Humor, writer Bill Mares and cartoonist Don Hooper aim to demonstrate by example. Take this chestnut, for instance:

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Being born disabled turned out to be the best decision that I ever made. Everything that I do is “an inspiration.” Like, why do you think I can get up here in front of you and do this so confidently? I know that even if I bomb and no one laughs, it’s still, like, a Ted Talk. This is a breezy book, with lots of white space and wild-ass drawings, that arguably paints a more accurate sketch of the Green Mountain State than any sociology textbook. Vermont humor is “dry, wry, understated,” as Chapter 1 tells us, reflecting a rural state that is still in many ways “off the grid” compared with the rest of the United States. Farms and farmers loom large in these jokes and stories, and there is a distinct sense of place. As Hooper told Seven Days, “You kind of have to be here” to understand Vermont humor. He added, “It’s not for everyone.” Some stereotypical woodchuck traits factor in, as well: earnestness, simplicity, hard work, intelligence, a rural patience and relaxed confidence. Where New York City comics might enjoy insults, “dunking” and verbal battles, Danziger suggests in his introduction that local humor “is best defined by what it is not. It is not cruel. It is not transient. It is not self-amused. It is not loud or slapstick.” Consider this joke: Grandmother is asked if it will rain. “Well,” she says, “be a mighty long dry spell if it don’t.”

Hooper noted that, instead of mocking her grandson for an imprecise question, Grandmother accepts his premise and runs with it, taking it to the absurd conclusion. He still learns to add a time frame to his next question, but the lesson is gentle and thoughtful. Professional standup comedians consider it uncool to laugh at your own jokes. Vermonters take it a step further and apply this rule to listeners, which can be confusing to a flatlander who tells a joke. Hence the book’s title, which comes from an apocryphal story about Mark Twain giving a humorous lecture in Brattleboro and being puzzled by the lack of guffaws. Leaving the hall, he overhears an old farmer say to his wife, “Warn’t he funny! Why, he was so funny, I could hardly keep from laughing!” This attitude implies a quiet confidence, a comfort with your place in the world and not needing external approval to know you’re right. The Vermonter knows they’re funny, and if the listener doesn’t laugh, that’s no reason to change their opinion on the matter. Mares and Hooper met when they were both first-time state legislators in 1985. Three years later, they pushed through a bill legalizing a then-unknown type of watering hole called a “brewpub.” Mares’ friend Greg Noonan, who had convinced him that this was a practical idea, would later open Vermont Pub & Brewery in Burlington, the

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character is that so many of these funny people are “from away” (the polite way to call someone a flatlander). That includes both Mares and Hooper, though they’ve lived here 45 years now. Even DeWees, who is practically a Vermont institution from his many appearances at schools around the state as “the Logger,” is not a native. Asked in an interview what makes a Vermonter, Mares quoted contributor Alec Hastings: “I don’t care where you were born. What is your essence? Where do you plan to die?” Maybe it’s harder to see this culture for what it is when it’s the ocean in which you always swam. DeWees hails from Philadelphia, though he grew up in Stowe and studied acting in New York at the Lee Strasberg Theatre & Film Institute. He developed his show from a character in David Budbill’s play The Chain Saw Dance. Mares is from Texas and, like Hooper, was educated at Harvard University.

Besides his government work, he has been a high school teacher, journalist and Vermont Public Radio commentator. He’s also a beekeeper, a brewer and the author of 18 books. Hooper hails from far-off Connecticut. After serving in the Peace Corps, he was studying for his master’s degree in education in the early 1970s when he heard about an innovative program at the Community College of Vermont. The school was recruiting unpaid teachers to teach practical skills to students at night. Hooper’s reaction? “Sounds like a bunch of dopey do-gooders.” But he was convinced to come up for a look and ended up taking a job recruiting teachers for the program. This led, naturally, to 30 years of raising goats for milk and cheese, to the legislature, and to his work as an illustrator and as Vermont’s secretary of state. “None of us knew what we were getting into” when they moved to the state, Hooper admitted. Mares swears that the title of his 1983 humor book with Bryan, Real Vermonters Don’t Milk Goats, was not aimed at his illustrator friend. “Oh, God, no! We didn’t even know each other when that book was written,” he said. “It would make for a delicious frenemies story, were it only true.” Vermonters’ resentment toward flatlanders is no secret. The book quotes an old aphorism used to argue that natives should shun even the Vermont-born children of people from other states, at least for a few generations: “If your cat had kittens in the oven, would you call them biscuits?” At the end of the book, though, Hastings — a Vermonter of several generations — turns around the adage and finds its deeper meaning: The point is this: being born in Vermont doesn’t make you a Vermonter any more than being born in the oven makes you a biscuit. Being a Vermonter isn’t just about where you were born; it’s about what kind of person you are. What kind of person do you need to be, then, to qualify? Well, you might just need to read this book to figure that out. m

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might need to cover a Phish song. Which I have done, by the way! At my brother’s wedding, which I believe was the last time I was up here. SD: I imagine you’re in a very different emotional place than you were when you first played Hedwig. Is it tough to get back in that mindset? JCM: With Hedwig, I didn’t live that story, but I lived those emotions. It completely changed me and cured me of a lot of the stuff that I had been taught growing up in Texas. Denigrating femininity and holding up masculinity — those things were taught to us, and they were completely wrong. Playing Hedwig cured me of some of that. So, no, it’s not tough at all. I’m good with going back in time for this.

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hen John Cameron Mitchell and Stephen Trask brought Hedwig and the Angry Inch to the stage in 1998, they couldn’t have anticipated the impact their rock musical would still have nearly a quarter-century later. The story of a genderqueer East German rock singer who’s touring while chasing down the ex-lover who stole her songs, Hedwig went on to enjoy massive success both on and off Broadway and 46

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on the silver screen. It also influenced a generation of people to be open about their sexuality. Mitchell, who originated the role of Hedwig and played her in the film, returned recently to the iconic wigs for the first time since a limited run on Broadway in 2015. He and Trask bring The Origin of Love, a performance of songs from Hedwig, to Burlington’s Flynn Main Stage on Saturday, March 19. Seven Days rang up Mitchell to talk about the upcoming show, his portrayal of disgraced big cat breeder Joe Exotic

in the new Peacock series “Joe vs Carole” and trying to stay punk in the era of cancel culture. SEVEN DAYS: How does it feel to return to the character of Hedwig? JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL: It feels good! You know, I started this tour to help finance my mom’s health care. She passed last year, very peacefully, but we wanted to finish the tour out. And it’s been great. We have an amazing costume designed by Erik Bergrin. My co-singer, Amber Martin, is just incredible, too. She was joking that we

SD: I read that some people have criticized you for playing Hedwig because you are not trans. It must be odd to be told you’re not qualified to play a role that you created. JCM: It’s a curious thing. For one, Hedwig isn’t trans, she was forced into the surgery. So that’s a little tricky right there. At the end of the day, Hedwig is drag, and drag is for everyone. We find a sense of wholeness in role-play. That’s what acting and fiction is about: stepping into other people’s shoes and other people’s heels. You find out more about yourself and broaden your views, as opposed to sort of circling the wagons and slashing at allies for not being pure enough. You end up doing the work of people like [Donald] Trump that way. When people start saying, “Hey, don’t tell any stories but your own,” I have to wonder, do they just want autobiographies? That’s fine if it’s what you like, but to me, that’s just the Netflix of narcissism. Our Hedwig aesthetic is completely open — anybody can play Hedwig. It comes from punk rock, [where] everything is up for discussion, but it has to be done with heart, with love. Punk with love is where I come from, with a little Broadway thrown in. SD: Do you think that those who seem intent on having only trans actors portray trans characters, or gay actors portray gay characters, are missing the point? Or reacting to a long history of marginalization in Hollywood? JCM: I’d say a little of both, really. I think young people, growing up in Gen Z and living through the Trump nightmare, they looked around and said, “OK, we just have to fix whatever we can.” And they want to do it really fast, which I totally get.

But the enthusiasm for fixing things and doing good work can get a little police-y and shuts down free speech. Which is totally against what I do. I mean, even with my film Shortbus, which uses sex the way Hedwig used rock music, there was this outcry that it was exploitation. They tried to figure out how to cancel it, but they can’t because they like the film. [Laughs.] At the end of the day, I’m a Toni Morrison boy. She said you have to write what you don’t know, because that is the beginning of empathy.

across like actors doing impressions of famous people. JCM: I didn’t play Joe as a villain. I played him as a complex person who did terrible things, and he did good things. But what Kate and I are doing, yeah, it’s not an impression. It’s not karaoke. We interpret them: 50 percent is what we take from studying them; the rest is us bringing what we’ve got to the table, our own experiences.

SD: You are one busy dude. There’s The Origin of Love tour and “Joe vs Carole,” SD: At first glance, you’ve been cast in playing Hedwig and the upcoming “The portraying Joe Exotic Sandman” series on in “Joe vs Carole” seem Netflix, and you’re still like wildly different making your “forever propositions. album,” right? JCM: Joe is honestly as JCM: Yes! The album complex a role as playing is called New American Hedwig, with a lot of things Dream. It’s an ongoing J OHN CAME RON project where I write in common between the MITCHELL two. They both were the music with people I love, king and queen of their but also strangers. I have world, had enemies they fixated on, as a song with Stephen called “Nation of well as [hangers-on] that they ended up One,” which is the first song we’ve abusing. The difference is, Hedwig got written since Hedwig. It’s a benefit out of the vicious cycle at the end. Joe album, so everybody puts in their work did not. for free, which is good because no one You find out in our show that Joe’s pays for music anymore. I love the idea backstory is rather tragic. He lost of the album just racking up songs over two husbands. Having lost a the years, like a good memoir. I just boyfriend myself, those feelmoved to New Orleans and met Rickie Lee Jones, who lives ings definitely informed how I played him. The homophoclose by. I think we’re going to bia Joe experienced was work on some songs, too. worse than anything I faced I’m always thinking growing up, but instead of about what’s next. What’s running away to a big city going to be fun? The acting or going in the closet, tends to finance all my projJoe went huge with ects, so I can do unusual stuff the whole gunlike my podcast, “Anthem: toting, redneck, Homunculus.” All of it is hypermasculine done with love, though. thing. There’s That’s the gospel we’re narcissism in spreading with the Hedwig there, but it show, and with everything was defensive. that I do. He got tough, but toughness can INFO curdle into imitatJohn Cameron Mitchell’s The ing your oppressors. Origin of Love: Performing Songs

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“Life is not all love and light. Life is visceral, it’s ugly, it beautiful. It’s terrifying. It’s fucking frustrating. Someti you’re really goddamn angry. Dark goddess is, “I’m abo hex everything around me within a 600 block radius,” y know? Sometimes, you need to embody the chaos, you n to be able to sit with the chaos. There are some thin that happen in this place where you should be mad. should be scared for the future. You should also be hop for the future, and accepting that humanity has both l and dark. And running away from your dark is danger You can’t really see you, right? It’s like stepping away a mirror and forgetting what your face looks like. And 61 COLCHESTER AVENUE / WWW.FLEMINGMUSEUM.ORG dangerous. Goddesses make noise, that take up space. Be amazing selves. Be unapologetic and hold me to the sam

From Hedwig and the Angry Inch Inch, Saturday, March 19, 7:30 p.m., at the Flynn in Burlington. $2555. flynnvt.org. “Joe vs Carole” is streaming on Peacock. New American Dream is available at newamericandream.bandcamp.com.

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Shanta Lee Gander, DARK APHRODITE, 2020. Archival pigment print. Courtesy of the artist.

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The Revolution Will Be Streamed Waterbury-based solar energy company holds climate crisis-themed film festival B Y M AGG IE REYNOL DS

Vermont-based solar energy company believes that storytelling has the power to bring people into the movement for climate action. Films about sustainability are an effective way to spread that message, according to Tavit Geudelekian, integrated marketing director of Waterbury-based solar energy installer SunCommon. “We have always relied on the power of storytelling to bring people into the solar energy revolution,” he said. The third annual Climate Action Film Festival, hosted by SunCommon, takes place virtually on Wednesday and Thursday, March 16 and 17. It showcases 10 short documentary films about climate action from filmmakers around the world. Five films will be screened each night in a 45-minute block, followed by 15 to 20 minutes of prerecorded discussion from the filmmakers of the night’s closing film. The films selected for this year’s festival focus on broad themes, such as food and youth activism. The aim is to make the climate movement feel accessible to the everyday person, said Geudelekian, who is also the director of the festival. “We need to make sure that climate action feels relatable and achievable,” he said. All proceeds from the two-day festival will be split between two local climate action organizations: 350 Vermont, a direct-action group based in Burlington; and NY Renews, a coalition of about 300 environmental change groups scattered across the state of New York. Each of the first two festivals raised more than $5,000 from pay-as-you-want admission tickets. Organizers are hoping for a similar result this year, Geudelekian said. Among the films is the six-minute “Only a Child,” an animated accompaniment to the speech of youth activist Severn Cullis-Suzuki at the 1992 United Nations Conference on Environment and Development in Rio de Janeiro. Swiss director Simone Giampaolo split the speech into 20 segments, each of which is animated by a different artist in a different style. The filmmaker calls it an eclectic mix of CGI, sand animation, stop-motion animation and other forms. In a conversation with Seven Days, Giampaolo said it’s exciting to be included 48

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when the pandemic closed many festivals and complicated its release, Giampaolo said. In 2021, several festivals recognized the short, including the Los Angeles Animation Festival, the Stuttgart International Festival of Animated Film and Oscar-qualifying festivals such as Aspen Film. Giampaolo was also able to show the film at COP26, the 2021 United Nations Climate Change Conference in Glasgow. Other films featured in the festival include “7 Hectares Back,” the story of an accountant who quit his job to restore forest habitat in his native Ecuador; and “A Story About Bread,” which explores bread as a possible culprit in the planet’s climate crisis.

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in a film festival dedicated entirely to environmental concerns. “It is a paramount topic to be talked about,” he said, noting that his film is “addressed to adults who

haven’t done enough in the past 30 years to really preserve nature and the planet.” The director conceived the film in early 2019 and finished it in mid-2020,

“EVE” offers a look into the life of a 9-year-old girl who lives in one of the oldest off-the-grid communities in the United Kingdom. “Green the City” highlights a pastor in St. Louis who embraces the cause of renewable energy when he sees how coal emissions are harming his parishioners. “Melina” documents the work of Italian Melina Riccio, who has dedicated her life to picking up the waste that has invaded every corner of our world. “Rigged: A Workers’ Story” tells the tales of United Kingdom oil workers who have found themselves out of work in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic and the declining oil industry. In “They Keep Quiet So We Make Noise,” two activists lead the fight against the tide of plastic waste that Malaysia receives from overseas, while “Thor Heyerdahl Climate Park” shows a mission to plant 1 billion mangrove trees in Myanmar and mitigate 500 million tons of carbon dioxide. “Youth vs. Apocalypse” highlights a youth group taking to the streets to protest for climate action at San Francisco’s Federal Building and City Hall. The 10 shorts selected for this year’s

festival were chosen from a pool of about 200 climate action films. The makers of “EVE,” along with Eve Tizard and her mother, will be part of the post-screening discussion on the first night, while the second night will feature the makers of “A Story About Bread.” The Climate Action Film Festival premiered on February 6, 2020, with the screening of nine films at Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center in Burlington. The organizers planned showings at the Marquis Theatre in Middlebury, as well as in Rhinebeck and Woodstock, N.Y., but those events were canceled at the onset of the pandemic. According to Geudelekian, the 2021 festival was successful in its online format: Hundreds of people tuned in for the nightly livestream, and the films got a couple thousand more views in the weeks afterward. This success, combined with uncertainty about the state of the pandemic during the Delta surge, encouraged the directors to stick with a virtual format for 2022. While it was exciting to fill the 100- to 200-person Burlington theater with viewers at the 2020 festival, Geudelekian said, he believes that the online format offers a valuable opportunity to show the films to a more diverse audience. “People are still really enjoying streaming from home in certain ways. We can reach a lot of people with this platform,” he said. Tickets to the festival provide access to both the films and the conversations with the filmmakers until March 27. SunCommon’s concern about the climate crisis, Geudelekian said, goes far beyond its work as a solar installer. “Storytelling is working well for us as a brand,” he said. “[It is] a great way for us to get people to join this movement.”

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Montpelier-Based Russian Life Magazine Suspends Publication Due to the War in Ukraine BY K EN PICARD • ken@sevendaysvt.com

On the war in Ukraine and Russian President Vladimir Putin, the stance of Russian Life’s publisher is as clear as vodka: “We condemn the Kremlin aggression,” reads the website of the Montpelier-based magazine. “Love the people. Loathe the state.” Russian Life, a bimonthly, Englishlanguage publication that covers the people, history and culture of Russia, has become another casualty of Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. On March 7, the magazine announced that it had suspended its print publication indefinitely due to the war, though it will continue to publish stories online. “The kind of stuff we normally write about would come across as tone-deaf, and we just don’t want to do that right now,” explained Paul Richardson, the publisher and editor of Russian Life and chief creative officer of StoryWorkz, which owns the magazine. “We’re not at all shy ourselves about writing what we feel.” Richardson, whose company has published the magazine since 1995, said in an interview with Seven Days that he couldn’t in good conscience continue assigning stories to his Russia-based freelance writers and photographers because he cannot guarantee their safety. Since the start of the invasion, the Kremlin has effectively eliminated what remained of a free press in Russia. Journalists there can now be accused of spreading “disinformation” and imprisoned for years for writing stories that are critical of the invasion or refer to it as a “war” rather than by the Russian government’s preferred term, “special military operation.” In addition, as the West has imposed strict sanctions on Russia’s financial institutions and cut them off from international wire transfers, Richardson has no way to pay his contributors, 90 percent of whom

January/February 2022 and March/ April 2022 covers of Russian Life

are based in Russia. Major credit card companies have suspended their operations in Russia, as have internet money-transfer companies such as PayPal. Launched in October 1956, Russian Life was originally called USSR, then Soviet Life, and was a propaganda tool of the Kremlin. It ceased publication in 1991, shortly after the collapse of the Soviet Union, and was spun off as a private entity in 1993. In 1995, Richardson, a self-described “child of the Cold War” — born four days before the Cuban missile crisis in 1962 — took over the magazine’s publication with then-business partner David Kelley under the name Russian Life. In the years since, the magazine has catered primarily to Russophils and Russian expatriates living in the West. Generally speaking, Russian Life doesn’t cover governmental affairs or politics, Richardson said, “except when we can skewer politicians for being idiots.” The magazine’s circulation has steadily

declined in the last 15 years as Putin’s foreign policy has become increasingly bellicose. It currently has about 5,000 subscribers worldwide. “A magazine called Russian Life is not something that people want to have on their coffee table,” Richardson said. “Russia is not the romantic, interesting, exciting place it once was. It’s increasingly become this place that’s a source of menace.” But aside from one subscription cancellation since the war began, Richardson said he’s received nothing but support from his subscribers, many of whom expressed concern about growing Russophobia in the U.S. and Europe. Richardson couldn’t say whether or when he expects Russian Life to resume its print edition. “It’s been pretty rough seeing the first half of our name become toxic,” he added. “But the second half of our name gives us a little hope and a little reason to think we’ll be reborn.”

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REVIEW “Original Berserk”

Talking Back

With photographs, artifacts and text, Shanta Lee Gander’s “Dark Goddess” exhibition reclaims the sacred feminine

ecate is the Greek goddess of magic, the night, the moon, necromancy. The Morrígan is the Celtic goddess of transformation, witchcraft and war. Aphrodite is the Greek goddess of sexual love and beauty. These powerful females are among more than a dozen depicted — or rather, reimagined — for the exhibition “Dark Goddess: An Exploration of the Sacred Feminine” at the University of Vermont’s Fleming Museum of Art. In large-scale photographs installed around the museum’s second-floor balcony, the goddesses stare directly at the viewer with self-assurance and perhaps daring. Even in the serene Marble Court below, visitors might feel compelled to look up. They should also go up for a closer examination and not resist the impulse to go within. 50

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“Dark Goddess” is the work of Shanta Lee Gander, a writer, photographer, performer and educator who lives near Brattleboro. Museum text explains that she began working on the concept six years ago with an essential inquiry: “Who or what is the Goddess when she is allowed to misbehave? Who is the Goddess when she is allowed to expand beyond bearer of life, nurturer, and all of the other boxes that we confine women to within our society?” Over a number of photo sessions — all outdoors in woodsy locales — Gander accrued a body of dramatic images in this theme. Shot in black and white, the tableaux are sometimes shadowy or dappled with light, effects that emphasize the subjects’ mystery. The costumes, makeup, settings and attitudes, Gander noted in an interview, were full co-creations with her models.

Those shoots were undoubtedly fun, but they weren’t just goddess cosplay. The intention of these images is to assert feminine agency and to subvert the “male gaze.” The term, coined by feminist film theorist Laura Mulvey in 1975, means that women are typically presented in visual mediums from a heterosexual male point of view, thus rendering the female a passive object of male desire. The exhibition handily shreds that perspective. As Jamie, the model for “Dark Aphrodite,” puts it in text accompanying the photo, “A dark goddess is a woman who is empowered, who takes control, who knows what she wants.” “The exhibit is about gaze, being seen, not being seen,” Gander said. “It’s part meditation, part poetry, part snapshot.” And she did not stop at photographs. In

collaboration with Fleming staff, the exhibition evolved into something more complex, both conceptually and materially. Like many museums worldwide, the Fleming has been in a period of self-examination over its colonialist acquisitions and curatorial biases. Consistent with its commitment to what it calls “reckonings,” the staff invited Gander to select items from the museum’s permanent collection that she considered relevant to the exhibition’s theme and to write alternative descriptions of those items. Gander went one step further and imagined “conversations” among some of the chosen objects. Far from standard perfunctory explanations, her text is written as poetry or what she calls “quasi-fiction.” For example, alongside the sculpture “Head of a Queen Mother,” created centuries ago by

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an unknown artist in Benin, her text reads in part: If what is spoken is blessing or curse, what if there was no choice of a constructed utterance. You don’t know about such things I was stolen and sold and sold and sold and sold then gifted as bride, and my value goes beyond the imagined… A few of these pieces are displayed among Gander’s photographs; others are assembled in a large vitrine in an adjacent gallery. This aspect of the exhibition is called “Object-Defied” to challenge the objectification of, particularly, items obtained in colonialist fashion. Such objectifying is, after all, an ethnographic variation on the (white, entitled) male gaze. The exhibition also includes Gander’s “Dark Goddess: A Short Film.” Its 15 minutes of original and borrowed footage further explores “the human gaze, the female body, and what it means to dance along a continuum of sacred and profane,” the Fleming text reads.

While “Dark Goddess” has a feminine slant, Gander eschews a binary view of identity, urging viewers to think of all “who have previously not been seen,” she writes in museum text. “As it relates to my work, I hope that it inspires more inquiry, questions about the other selves that are several layers beneath the surface of a society that categorizes and boxes.” To that point, Gander observed in an interview, one of the individuals in her photographs does not identify strictly as male or female. All her models, however, expressed a feeling of reclamation, of taking themselves back, in their expression of a dark goddess. One of them, DonnCherie (“Crow Goddess”), also advocates embracing the dark. “Sometimes, you need to embody the chaos, you need to be able to sit with the chaos, not [be] constantly chasing the positive, the ‘No, I never let those things get to me.’ No! They get to me. I get angry.” Viewers can listen to excerpts of Gander’s interviews with her models in SoundCloud recordings on the museum’s website. In her introduction to them, the artist expresses the hope that viewers and listeners might get in touch with their personal version of the dark goddess.

“As you listen, you may drift into your own thoughts about what any of this means for you,” Gander says. “What is the dark goddess for you, and how would you connect it to your heritage or traditions? Have you encountered dark goddesses all your life and not realized it?” Maybe the goddess is simply an unfettered self, free of the restrictions imposed by others or by society. These are heady ideas to pack into a museum exhibition, but Gander and the Fleming have taken great measures to illuminate and demonstrate. One resource is a handsome catalog designed by Fleming assistant director Chris Dissinger. It includes Gander’s photographs, brief interviews with her cocreators, images of objects from the collection with Gander’s alternative texts, essays by UVM professor Emily Bernard and associate professor Vicki Brennan, and an extensive interview between the artist and Alice Boone, the Fleming’s curator of education and public programs. Gander and Boone’s conversation, in particular, dives deep into the genesis and evolution of “Dark Goddess,” as well as the two women’s observations about museums, collections and authority. In a phone call, Boone noted that Gander had participated in a Fleming symposium last year about the repatriation of objects and how artists might help with reimagining museums. “I see this as dismantling authority,” she said. “I don’t know that we can go back from this.” This is a vulnerable moment for museums, Boone acknowledged, but she believes that “we should lean into it.” As an educator, she works with UVM classes that come to the Fleming. “I find the best ones are when the students ask all these questions and knock down some of the props … of authority. Sometimes we talk about what we thought we knew, filling in all these questions with inquiries.” And “inquiry” is Gander’s favorite word, Boone said with a laugh. Many visitors to the exhibition want to know what “dark” means, she said: “That’s an inquiry Shanta wants you to ask. What I think she’s trying to get at is, it leads you to right shadow work. It leaves you wanting to know more.” m Learn more about Shanta Lee Gander in a Q&A accompanying this review online at sevendaysvt.com.

INFO “Dark Goddess: An Exploration of the Sacred Feminine” is on view through December 9 at Fleming Museum of Art, University of Vermont, in Burlington. Shanta Lee Gander joins UVM dance faculty Millie Heckler and student performers in an evening of storytelling and performance on Wednesday, April 13, 5:30 p.m. Free. uvm.edu/fleming, shantaleegander.com

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f ‘COURAGE TO REMEMBER: THE HOLOCAUST 1933-1945’: An exhibit from the Simon Wiesenthal Center and the Holocaust Memorial and Tolerance Center of Nassau County comprised of 40 panels on the Nazi Holocaust. Reception: Thursday, March 24, 6:30 p.m., with a talk by former governor and ambassador Madeleine May Kunin. March 20-May 1. Info, 863-3403. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

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f VERMONT COMIC CREATORS GROUP: Cartoons and comic art by members, along with items from the vintage cartoon collection of Robert Waldo Brunelle Jr. Reception: Sunday, March 20, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. March 20-April 24. Info, 899-3211. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho.

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f ‘DRIP’: A group exhibit of installations and 2D artwork exploring water issues, Main Floor Gallery. Masks required. Art Social: Saturday, April 2, 4-5:30 p.m. March 16-April 30. f CHARLES LYSOGORSKI: “City Scenes,” drawings by the Vermont artist, Third Floor Gallery. Masks required. Art Social: Saturday, April 2, 4-5:30 p.m. March 16-April 30. f DEBORAH BARNWELL: “Of Fire and Rust,” mixed-media artworks, Second Floor Gallery. Masks required. Art Social: Saturday, April 2, 4-5:30 p.m. March 16-April 30. f JAMIESON C. GALLAS: “Art Fur Animals,” drawings; sales to benefit the Central Vermont Humane Society. Masks required. Art Social: Saturday, April 2, 4-5:30 p.m. March 16-April 2. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

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f ‘VISIONS IN OIL’: Paintings by 22 artists working in the oil medium in various styles and techniques. Reception: Saturday, May 14, 1-5 p.m. March 16-May 14. Info, 496-6682. The Gallery at Mad River Valley Arts in Waitsfield.

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‘TOOLS OF THE TRADE’: A group exhibition featuring works that honor the process of crafting fine art, and the tools themselves, by Tom Dunne, Kate Gridley, Duncan Johnson and Peter Kirkiles. March 18-April 26. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery on the Green in Middlebury.

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f ART FROM THE SCHOOLS 2022: Drawings, paintings and sculptures created by preK-12 students from more than 20 area schools and homeschools. Reception: Saturday, March 19, 2-4 p.m. March 19-May 1. Info, 362-1405. Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester.

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f JULIA PAVONE: “Abstractions,” a solo exhibition of nonrepresentational paintings in oil, acrylic and encaustic. Reception: Sunday, March 27, 2-4 p.m. March 22-June 18. Info, 889-9404. Tunbridge Public Library.

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ADAM PENDLETON: “These Things We’ve Done Together,” the first solo show in Canada of the New York-based artist, whose work explores the relationships between Blackness, abstraction and the avant-garde. March 17-July 10. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts.

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BCA VIRTUAL ART AUCTION: Works by local artists in a variety of mediums and styles, to benefit the artists and art-based learning programs. March 18-27. Info, 865-7166. Online. ART EVENTS SEVEN DAYS MARCH 16-23, 2022

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ART EVENTS ARTIST TALK: SARAH TRAD: The BCA Center presents the Lebanese American artist in a virtual discussion of her work in conjunction with her current exhibit, “What Still Remains.” Register at burlingtoncityarts.org. Online, Wednesday, March 16, 6 p.m. Free. ARTIST TALK: ZORA J MURFF: The Arkansas-based photographer and educator presents “Topic 4: Violent Images (aka, that ideological North).” Williams Hall, University of Vermont, Burlington, Wednesday, March 16, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2014. ‘GRANDMA MOSES: THE BENNINGTON CONNECTION’: A virtual presentation with Moses authority Jane Kallir explores the artist’s history with the museum. Register for Zoom event at benningtonmuseum.org. Online, Wednesday, March 16, 6-7 p.m. $12 members; $15 nonmembers. OPEN STUDIO FRIDAYS: Wind down from your week with a self-initiated project or activity — from art to writing to reading — in the companionable company of others online. Details at poartry.org. Online, Friday, March 18, 6-8 p.m. Free, donations appreciated. Info, poartryproject@gmail.com. SPRING ARTISAN MARKET: Vendors throughout the first and second floors offer artworks, crafts and specialty food items. Face masks encouraged. Strand Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, N.Y., Saturday, March 19, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free entry. Info, 518-563-1604. SUNFLOWERS FOR UKRAINE: A SILENT ART AUCTION: The artists of Grand Isle Art Works are holding a silent auction to benefit the Ukrainian people, whose national flower is the sunflower. Beneficiaries are the World Central Kitchen and Unicef, currently on the ground helping with food and health supplies. Online, Through March 31. Info, 734-7448. VIRTUAL ARTIST TALK: KAREN J. LLOYD: Inclusive Arts Vermont presents a discussion with the artist via Facebook Live as part of the nonprofit’s “Masked” series showcasing works by Vermont artists with disabilities. Online, Wednesday, March 16, 6:30 p.m. Info, info@inclusiveartsvermont.org.

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‘ALL THE FEELS’: More than 100 works that exude emotion, featuring 60 artists from Vermont and New Hampshire. Through March 26. Info, spacegalleryvt@ gmail.com. The S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. ARTWORKS AT UVMMC: Oil paintings and watercolors by Susan Bull Riley (Main Street Connector, ACC 3); acrylic and ink paintings by Mike Strauss (Main Street Connector, BCC and Patient Garden); acrylic paintings by Brecca Loh (McClure 4); and acrylic paintings by Michelle Turbide (Pathology hallway, ACC 2). Curated by Burlington City Arts. Through May 31. Info, 865-7296. University of Vermont Medical Center in Burlington. ATHENA PETRA TASIOPOULOS: “Inner Spaces,” a solo exhibition of mixed-media encaustic collages by the Barre artist that explore themes of interconnectedness, isolation and the delicate nature of equilibrium. Through April 2. Info, 324-0014. Soapbox Arts in Burlington. ‘DARK GODDESS: AN EXPLORATION OF THE SACRED FEMININE’: An exhibition of photographs by Brattleboro-based Shanta Lee Gander that employ ethnography and cultural anthropology to consider the meaning of the male gaze and the ways society confines females. Through December 9. ‘UNPACKED: REFUGEE BAGGAGE’: A multimedia installation by Syrian-born, Connecticut-based artist and architect Mohamad Hafez and Iraqi-born writer and speaker Ahmed Badr. The miniature sculptures of homes,

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mud season hasn’t quite segued into spring, but the Kishka Gallery & Library in White River Junction is blooming like mad. That is, it’s filled with a collection of fantastical florals. Never mind that they’re ceramic. Kishka installed in its one-room gallery a selection of petite plantlike sculptures by Norwich-based artist Megan Bogonovich; aptly, the exhibition is titled “Inflorescence.” But her works stretch the botanical definition of the term. These stylized, Dr. Seussian flowers don’t belong to any earthly phylum. Glazed in a spectrum of baby-room pastels, they thrust upward or droop, branch out or cluster — all joyfully weird. Bogonovich favors “boldness over the prettiness of nature,” she writes in an artist statement, calling her ceramic works “an overgrown natural unpredictable beast mashed into a formal English garden.” A viewer might long to be, temporarily, several inches tall in order to experience this exhibition as a mini enchanted forest. Oh, and if you’re thinking about getting married, note that Bogonovich also makes rather unusual wedding-cake toppers. “Inflorescence” is on view through March 27. buildings and landscapes ravaged by war are embedded with the voices and stories of real people. Through May 6. Info, 656-0750. Fleming Museum of Art, University of Vermont, in Burlington.

Info, jasmine@thekarmabirdhouse.com. Karma Bird House Gallery in Burlington.

DOUGLAS BIKLEN: Abstract fine-art photographs by the Vermont-based artist and author, Lorraine B. Good Room. Through June 15. ERIC AHO: “Headwater,” monumental paintings that capture the Vermont artist’s sensory experience of nature reconstructed through memory and invention. Through June 5. SARAH TRAD: “What Still Remains,” an exploration of personal and cultural identity using single- and multi-channel video and textile installations by the Philadelphia-based Lebanese American artist. Through June 5. Info, 865-7166. BCA Center in Burlington.

‘100+ FACES OF WINOOSKI’: Daniel Schechner of Wishbone Collective photographed more than 150 residents in conjunction with the Winooski Centennial Celebration. The collection can also be viewed online. ‘MILL TO MALL: HISTORIC SPACE REIMAGINED’: An exhibition that tells the story of the public-private partnership that enabled the preservation and rebirth of a formerly derelict industrial building into a shopping center. Visitors are encouraged to add personal memories of the space to the community recollections. Through July 29. Free. Info, legacy@ winooskivt.gov, 355-9937. Heritage Winooski Mill Museum.

‘HOPE HAPPENS’: A collaborative exhibition of the Yellow Tulip Project, a nonprofit that aims to eliminate the stigma around mental illness, YTP’s creative adviser, Susan Teare, and Sarah Zobel. Through March 28. Info, 978-551-4936. Penny Cluse Café in Burlington.

f “LIQUID ARCHITECTURES + LEAKY TERRITORIES”: The first public exhibition of work produced by the Art + Artificial Intelligence Research Group at the University of Vermont, an initiative founded by Jenn Karson. Reception: Monday, March 21, noon-1 p.m. Through March 24. Info, 656-2014. Francis Colburn Gallery, University of Vermont, in Burlington. MALTEX ARTISTS: Paintings by Dierdre Michelle, Judy Hawkins, Nancy Chapman and Jean Cherouny, as well as photographs by Caleb Kenna and Michael Couture in the building’s hallways. Curated by Burlington City Arts. Through March 31. Info, 865-7296. Maltex Building in Burlington. MELANIE BROTZ: “Water = Life,” paintings by the Burlington artist that express appreciation for water and honor our connection with the bodies of water around us. Through April 30. Info, 540-6400. City Market, Onion River Co-op (Burlington South End). PIEVY POLYTE: “Cloud Forest,” paintings by the Haitian-born, Vermont-based artist; sales benefit his community in Peak Macaya, Haiti. Through April 20.

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ERIKA LAWLOR SCHMIDT: Relief monotypes, Skyway. Curated by Burlington City Arts. MAREVA MILLARC: Acrylic paintings, Gates 1-8. Curated by Burlington City Arts. Through March 31. Info, 865-7296. Burlington International Airport in South Burlington. ‘EYESIGHT & INSIGHT: LENS ON AMERICAN ART’: A virtual exhibition of artworks that illuminates creative responses to perceptions of vision; four sections explore themes ranging from 18th-century optical technologies to the social and historical connotations of eyeglasses in portraiture from the 19th century to the present. Through October 16. ‘IN PLAIN SIGHT: REDISCOVERING CHARLES SUMNER BUNN’S DECOYS’: An online exhibition of shorebird decoys carved by the member of the ShinnecockMontauk Tribes, based on extensive research and resolving historic controversy. Through October 5. ‘OUR COLLECTION: ELECTRA HAVEMEYER WEBB, EDITH HALPERT AND FOLK ART’: A virtual exhibition that celebrates the friendship between the museum founder and her longtime art dealer, featuring archival photographs and ephemera, a voice recording from Halpert, and quotations pulled from the women’s extensive correspondences. Through February 9, 2023. Info, 985-3346 Shelburne Museum.

ART LISTINGS AND SPOTLIGHTS ARE WRITTEN BY PAMELA POLSTON. LISTINGS ARE RESTRICTED TO ART SHOWS IN TRULY PUBLIC PLACES.

‘THE GIFT OF ART’: An off-season exhibition featuring a changing collection of artworks. Open by appointment or during special events. Through April 30. Info, 434-2167. Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington. LINDA FINKELSTEIN: Eco art, mixed media and archival prints. Through April 2. Info, 425-6345. Charlotte Senior Center. LISA BALFOUR & KELLY O’NEAL: Acrylic paintings (Merrill Community Room) and photographs exploring place (Pierson Room), respectively. Curated by Burlington City Arts. Through June 15. Info, 865-7296. Pierson Library in Shelburne.

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AMY BURNS & KEILANI LIME: An exhibition of illustration, cartoons and large-format mixed-media paintings; also, the artists’ collaborative comic about living with chronic illness. Through March 30. Info, 479-0896. Espresso Bueno in Barre. CAROLE NAQUIN: “Roaming the Rivers, Roads and Hills,” oil and pastel paintings. Through April 8. Info, moetown128@gmail.com. Central Vermont Medical Center in Berlin. ‘THE CATAMOUNT IN VERMONT’: An exhibition that explores the feline symbol of Vermont through the lenses of art, science and culture. Through May 31. ‘VOICES OF ST. JOSEPH’S ORPHANAGE’: An exhibition that documents the abuse of children who lived at the former Catholic Diocese-run orphanage in Burlington, and the stories of former orphans that led to changes in child-protection laws. Through July 30. Info, 479-8500. Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. CYNTHIA CAGLE: “The Light of Truth Upon Them,” a painting that addresses the multiracial struggle for equal access to the ballot box from the 19th century to the present; commissioned by the Vermont Suffrage Centennial Alliance, a project of the League of Women Voters. Through March 31. Info, cynthia. cagle.studio@gmail.com. Vermont Statehouse, Card Room in Montpelier. ERICA CUMMINGS: “Touch and Response,” abstract sculptures by the late artist and Front member. Through March 27. Info, info@thefrontvt.com. The Front in Montpelier. JASON GALLIGAN-BALDWIN: “Safety Procedures,” works incorporating acrylics, antique text, childhood books, film stills and other materials to explore American culture, or lack thereof. Curated by Studio Place Arts. Through March 19. Info, 479-7069. AR Market in Barre. ‘LET’S COLLAGE ABOUT IT!’: A community exhibition of contemporary collage art featuring Kristin Bierfelt, Liz Buchanan, Katherine Coons, Anne Cummings, Elizabeth Dow, Ren Haley, Holly Hauser, Lily Hinrichsen, Jean Kelly, Jess Quinn, Rachel Marie Rodi,

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Cariah Rosberg, Anne Sarcka, Peggy Watson and Olivia White. Curated by Quinn. Through April 15. Info, jess@ cal-vt.org. Center for Arts and Learning in Montpelier. PRIA CAMBIO: “Warmth for You, Right Now,” paintings, drawings and collage. Sales benefit Studio Place Arts programs. Through April 30. Info, 479-7069. Morse Block Deli & Taps in Barre. SABRINA FADIAL & GAYLEEN AIKEN: “Corporeal Discretion,” sculptural work that addresses female fertility by the contemporary Vermont artist, Nuquist Gallery; and “A Life of Art,” paintings by the late folk artist, Contemporary Hall. Through March 18. Info, 262-6035. T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. STAFF ART SHOW: An exhibition that shows how eight NBNC employees connect with nature through photography, painting, woodcarving, wire sculpting and more. Through March 31. Info, 229-6206. North Branch Nature Center in Montpelier.

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2022 LEGACY COLLECTION: An exhibit of works by 16 distinguished New England landscape artists plus a selection of works by Alden Bryan and Mary Bryan. Through December 24. Info, 644-5100. Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. ‘ABSTRACTION DISTRACTION’: Acrylic paintings by Maryellen Sullivan and black-and-white photographs by Robert Fahey. Through March 31. Info, info@ riverartsvt.org. Morrisville Post Office. ‘THE ART OF THE GRAPHIC’: Eight displays of snowboards that let viewers see the design process from initial conception to final product; featuring artists Scott Lenhardt, Mark Gonzalez, Mikey Welsh, Mishel Schwartz and more. Through October 31. Info, 253-9911. Vermont Ski and Snowboard Museum in Stowe.

f CATHERINE OPIE: Photographs of rural and urban American scenes that investigate the parallels

between natural and political landscapes and their connections to a sense of identity and community. Reception: Thursday, March 24, 5-7 p.m., including talk by Fionna Flaherty, senior director at Lehmann Maupin. Through April 9. Info, 253-8358. The Current in Stowe. KATHERINE CLARKE LANGLANDS: “Visual Rhythms,” a solo exhibition of paintings and sculptures made from recycled vinyl records. Through May 7. Info, kyle.minemagallery@gmail.com. Minema Gallery in Johnson.

f KATHRYN SHRIVER: “I Spent Some Time at Home,” older and newer mixed-media works incorporating painting, sculpture, drawing, video, writing and fiber arts by the Savannah, Ga.-based artist. Reception and artist talk: Wednesday, March 23, 7-8 p.m. Through March 30. Info, 373-1810. Red Mill Gallery, Vermont Studio Center, in Johnson. ‘LISTENING OUTSIDE THE LINES’: A multimedia group exhibition exploring what it means to be a Person of the Global Majority (Black, Indigenous or other person of color) in Vermont, featuring oral history, visual art and poetry by Sarah Audsley, Alexa Herrera Condry, Harlan Mack, Crystal Stokes, Isadora Snapp and Madeleine Ziminsky. A Lamoille Art & Justice project. KATHY BLACK: “Women and Girls,” paintings that explore the experience the changing perspectives of females over time and the connections that run between women at different points in life. Through April 9. Info, 888-1261. River Arts in Morrisville. ‘MASKED’: Visual artwork by 22 Vermont artists with disabilities; each piece is the artist’s creative expression of the title, which arose early in the pandemic. Presented by Inclusive Arts Vermont. On view by appointment. Through April 14. Info, 760-4634. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort.

TARA THACKER: New works in ceramic sculpture. Through April 1. Info, 635-1469. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Northern Vermont University, in Johnson.

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f ELLEN LANGTREE: “A Retrospective,” paintings from the 1990s and new clay figures of imaginary women by the Vermont artist. Meet the artist: Saturday, April 2, 4 p.m. Through April 2. Info, 2447801. Axel’s Frame Shop & Gallery in Waterbury.

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ALEXIS SERIO: Abstracted landscape paintings that explore perceptions of time and memory. Through March 31. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery at Middlebury Falls. HANNAH SESSIONS: Landscapes and barnyard scenes by the Vermont farmer and painter. Through April 30. Info, 877-2173. Northern Daughters in Vergennes. ‘ITTY BITTY: TINY TEXTS IN SPECIAL COLLECTIONS’: Books from the 17th to 21st centuries that measure between 1.8 and 10 centimeters, from religious manuscripts to cookbooks, children’s books to Shakespeare. Visitors are not currently allowed in the library but may view the works online at go.middlebury.edu/tinybooks. Through May 31. Davis Family Library, Middlebury College. ‘OF A NATURALE NATURE’: A live snow-season sculptural exhibition that explores curious contrasts and connections of human with nature as shaped by a sixtysomething female artistic observer. Leashed dogs welcome; weather dependent. Text ahead. Through April 18. Free. Info, 377-3376. Robert Frost Interpretive Trail in Ripton. ‘PRIDE 1983’: Through interviews with organizers, photographs and scanned images of historic

documents, the exhibit, curated by Meg Tamulonis of the Vermont Queer Archives, explores the origins and lasting legacies of Vermont’s first Pride March on June 25, 1983, in Burlington. It can also be viewed online at vtfolklife.org. Through March 25. Info, 388-4964. Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury.

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ANNUAL STUDENT EXHIBIT: “Art Connects Us,” works by young artists from Vermont schools and homeschoolers in grades pre-K-12. Masks required. Through April 8. Info, 775-0356. Chaffee Art Center in Rutland.

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‘JANUARY: COLOR AND LIGHT’: Painted, CNC-cut wood panels by Scott Brown and illuminated sculptural lanterns by Kristian Brevik. Through March 20. Info, 355-2150. GreenTARA Space in North Hero.

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KATHY FISKE: “Potpourri,” paintings, drawings and prints by the local artist. Through April 30. Info, 4572295. Norman Williams Public Library in Woodstock.

f ‘MATHEMATICIANS MADE VISIBLE’: A series of block-print portraits of contemporary mathematicians, promoting a more diverse population in the field of math. Learn more about the educational mission at kitchentableprinter.com. Reception: Friday, April 1, 5-7:30 p.m. Through June 1. Info, 295-4567. Long River Gallery in White River Junction. MEGAN BOGONOVICH: “Inflorescence,” ceramic sculpture by the Vermont-based artist. Through March 27. Info, 347-264-4808. Kishka Gallery & Library in White River Junction.

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‘MOUNTAINS AT COLLIOURE’: A pop-up group exhibit organized by Jared Quinton and featuring Arista Alanis, Neil Berger and Clark Derbes of Vermont, Mariel Capanna of Massachusetts and Lily Prince of Hudson Valley, N.Y. Through April 10. Info, info@jaredquinton. net. 89 S. Main Street in White River Junction. ‘PICTURING WOMEN INVENTORS’: A poster exhibition that explores the inventions of 19 highly accomplished American women: astronauts, computer pioneers, business leaders, athletes, engineers and even teenagers. Presented by the Smithsonian Museum and the United States Patent and Trademark Office in conjunction with Women’s History Month. Through March 31. Info, 674-5781. American Precision Museum in Windsor.

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ARTS CONNECT AT CATAMOUNT ARTS JURIED SHOW: The sixth annual juried show features works by 74 member artists. Slide show of art can be viewed online. Through April 10. Info, 748-2600. Catamount Arts Center in St. Johnsbury. BEN BARNES: Recent paintings of northern Vermont: small-town street scenes, landscapes and retired cars and tractors. Through March 25. Info, 525-3366. The Parker Pie Company in West Glover. CHUCK TROTSKY: “Technologia Informatio,” acrylic-on-panel paintings that play with images from popular culture, along with smaller mixed-media paintings using hand-cut stencils. The “imaginary” artist is the alter ego of St. Johnsbury artist Ben Barnes. Through April 16. Info, 748-0158. Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. FRANK WOODS: “Minor Works,” new oil and watercolor paintings by the Vermont artist. Through April 10. OPEN AIR GALLERY: SKI & SNOWSHOE TRAIL: Outdoor sculptures by 20 artists can be seen along a two-mile trail through the center’s grounds and neighboring fields. Reserve free tickets at highlandartsvt.org. Through March 27. Info, 5332000. Highland Center for the Arts in Greensboro. ‘A LIFE IN LISTS AND NOTES’: An exhibition that celebrates the poetic, mnemonic, narrative and enumerative qualities of lists and notes. The objects on display span myriad creative, professional, bureaucratic, domestic and personal uses of lists through the ages. Through May 31. Info, 626-4409. The Museum of Everyday Life in Glover. SOPHIA BETTMANN-KERSON: “Being pushed by angels,” watercolor pencil drawings. Through April 30. Info, 522-5280. Hardwick Inn.

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ANNE SPALTER: “The Wonder of It All,” the museum’s first-ever exhibition of non-fungible tokens (NFTs), featuring themes of travel, exploration, outer space and the unconscious mind by the pioneering digital artist. Through June 12. DELITA MARTIN: “Between Worlds,” a yearlong installation in the museum’s front windows that reimagines the identities and roles of Black women in the context of Black culture and African history. Through May 31. LOUISA CHASE: “Fantasy Worlds,” a survey of the late artist’s work, including sculpture, drawing, painting and prints from her 40-year career. Curated by Elissa Watters. Through June 12. M. CARMEN LANE: “(í:se) Be Our Guest/Stolen,” new experimental silkscreen prints based on the personal histories of displacement and dispossession in the African American and Native artist’s family. Curated by Mildred Beltré Martinez. Through June 12. MILDRED BELTRÉ MARTINEZ: “Between Starshine and Clay,” a diverse selection of work including drawing, textile and installation that speaks to the complexity of a Black, ethnic, gendered experience. Curated by Mara Williams. Through June 12. ROBERT VISANI: “Form/Reform,” digitally modeled DIY cardboard slave kits that reexamine art historical imagery depicting the institution of American chattel slavery. Curated by David Rios Ferreira. Through June 12. SACHIKO AKIYAMA: “Through Lines,” wall reliefs and mixed-media figurative sculptures invoking a variety of cultural traditions. Curated by Mara Williams. Through June 12. YVETTE MOLINA: “Big Bang Votive,” egg tempera paintings of objects that

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have brought people delight, such as cake, a bicycle, a tent, based on listening to their stories. Curated by Sarah Freeman. Through June 12. Info, 257-0124. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center. JULIA ZANES: “Household Objects,” new paintings inspired by the first publication of Grimm’s Fairy Tales. Through May 9. Info, 387-0102. Next Stage Arts Project in Putney.

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‘THE WORLD BETWEEN THE BLOCK AND THE PAPER’: An international group exhibition of ecologically sound, sensitively produced mokuhanga prints, organized in collaboration with print collective Mokuhanga Sisters. Through March 27. Info, 367-1311. Yester House Galleries, Southern Vermont Arts Center, in Manchester.

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‘THE BLUE SHOW’: A collaborative art exhibit featuring female and nonbinary artists who incorporate a shade of blue into their work. Through March 26. Info, blackmeadowgalleryandtattoo@gmail.com. Black Meadow Gallery and Tattoo in Randolph. MICHAEL SACCA: “In the Surf,” photographs of water in motion by the Vermont artist. Through March 19. Info, 889-9404. Tunbridge Public Library.

‘VOICES OF HOME’: An exhibition that explores the experiences of Vermonters living in affordable housing through audio recordings and painted portraits. Through March 19. Info, 728-9878. Chandler Center for the Arts in Randolph.

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FORENSIC ARCHITECTURE WITH LAURA POITRAS: “Terror Contagion,” an immersive, activist exhibition by the London-based research collective in collaboration with the journalist-filmmaker. Narration by Edward Snowden, data sonification by Brian Eno. Through April 18. Info, 514-847-6226. Montréal Museum of Contemporary Art. ‘IN THE MOMENT: RECENT WORK BY LOUISE HAMLIN’: Paintings and works on paper by the former Dartmouth College studio art professor and print maker. Through September 3. ‘PHOTOGRAPHS FROM HOLLYWOOD’S GOLDEN ERA’: Recently acquired from the John Kobal Foundation, the images include studio portraiture, publicity shots and film stills from the 1920s to ’50s. Through May 21. ‘THIS LAND: AMERICAN ENGAGEMENT WITH THE NATURAL WORLD’: Drawn from the permanent collection, the museum’s first major installation of traditional and contemporary Native American art set alongside early-to-contemporary art by African

American, Asian American, Euro-American and Latin American artists, representing a broader perspective on “American” art. Through July 23. ‘UNBROKEN: NATIVE AMERICAN CERAMICS, SCULPTURE, AND DESIGN’: Items drawn from the museum’s permanent collections to create dialogue between historical and contemporary works by Indigenous North American artists. Through April 30. Info, 603-646-2808. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. NICOLAS PARTY: “L’heure mauve” (“Mauve Twilight”), a dreamlike exhibition of paintings, sculptures and installation in the Swiss-born artist’s signature saturated colors. Online reservations required. Through October 16. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts. ‘WHY CAN’T ONE GIRL CHANGE IT?’: A group exhibition honoring Women’s History Month and inspired by Malala Yousafzai, the world’s youngest Nobel Prize laureate. Artworks address fear and courage, women’s issues, feminism or women in history. Through April 8. OLIVIA JANNA GENEREAUX, DANIELLE KLEBES, RACHEL MONTROY, ANN YOUNG: Four artists from Vermont and New Hampshire present solo shows in the center’s galleries: painters Genereaux, Klebes and Young and ceramic sculptor Montroy. Through April 15. Info, 603-448-3117. AVA Gallery and Art Center in Lebanon, N.H. m

CALL TO ARTISTS 2022 PHOTOGRAPHY SHOOT-OUT: The theme for this year’s competition is “Reflections.” First-place winner gets a solo show at Axel’s in 2023. Two entries per photographer. Rules and details at axelsgallery. com/news. Axel’s Frame Shop & Gallery, Waterbury. Through October 8. $20. Info, 244-7801. 2023 SOLO EXHIBITIONS: AVA offers three or four Main Gallery opportunities featuring exhibitions that range from thematic group shows to single/solo artist shows. Deadline: March 31. Find the link for applications at avagallery.org. AVA Gallery and Art Center, Lebanon, N.H. Info, 603-448-3117. ‘ABLUTIONS’: The museum is seeking items for its 2022 exhibition featuring the act of bathing or washing the body and the implements and tools associated with it. All manner of contributions will be considered, from vessels and bathing implements to narratives about purification rituals. Contact Clare Dolan about donations or volunteer installation workdays in May through museumofevery daylife.org. The Museum of Everyday Life, Glover. Through May 1. ‘ADDISON COUNTY COLLECTS’: The museum is in search of objects for its summer exhibit, which will feature a diverse selection of objects loaned from area collections that spark conversation and tell stories. The items need not relate to Addison County or Vermont; they can be anything from fine art to fun collectibles. If you have an object you’d like to submit, see the form at henrysheldonmuseum.org. Deadline: March 21. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury. BCA COMMUNITY FUND: The Burlington City Arts Community Fund provides grants of up to $3,000 for Burlington-based practicing artists, creative professionals or small arts organizations to create or advance projects that engage and benefit Burlington’s community. Find details and application portal at burlingtoncityarts.org. Deadline: April 25. Online. CONTEMPORARY NORTH EASTERN NATIVE AMERICAN INDIGENOUS ART: Indigenous artists who live in the northeastern U.S. are invited to participate in a juried exhibition in the spring. Two- and three-dimensional mediums accepted. Submission form at bryangallery.org, or call 644-5100 with questions. Deadline: March 27. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville. Free. Info, info@bryangallery.org. CREATION GRANTS AVAILABLE: Intended to support the creation of new work by Vermont artists, creation grants can fund time, materials, some equipment costs and space rental for artists and artist groups. An independent panel of practicing artists and arts professionals reviews applications. Both established and emerging artists are encouraged to apply for this $4,000 award. More info and application at vermontartscouncil.org. Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier. Through April 4. Info, 402-4614. DIANE GABRIEL VISUAL ARTIST AWARD: Established in 2021 by the family of the late Burlington artist, the award for a Vermont-based emerging artist provides $1,500 cash and $1,000 value toward the use of any BCA Studio facilities. Info and application at burlingtoncityarts.org. Deadline: March 31. BCA Center, Burlington. Info, cstorrs@burlingtoncityarts.org. DIGITAL CAPACITY GRANT PROGRAM: The VAC has launched a new grant program to address the digital divide, thanks to $1.15 million in funding approved by the Vermont legislature last year to help build the virtual capacity of Vermont cultural organizations. The council is now accepting applications for organization grants and collaborative grants, which aim to support Vermont’s arts and culture communities by providing

skills, equipment and expertise to serve their audiences and community. Apply at vermontartscouncil.org. Deadline: April 20. Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier. ‘FINE FEATHERS’: The museum is seeking artworks about birds or feathers for its 2022 juried exhibition. Almost any medium accepted, except feathers from actual birds. Up to three entries per person, submitted electronically. Use online form or email museum@birdsofvermont.org. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington. Through March 21. GENERATOR ARTIST IN RESIDENCE: Burlington’s makerspace invites artists, designers and other creatives to apply for summer and fall residencies. Includes $500 materials stipend, up to $600 credit in Tool Trainings, a studio, and four months’ access to its facility. Deadline: April 3. Details and application at generatorvt.com. Online. GREEN MOUNTAIN WATERCOLOR EXHIBITION: Mad River Valley Arts seeks entries for the 10th edition of this annual show in the Red Barn Galleries at Lareau Farm in Waitsfield, held June 19 to July 23. Submission form at onlinejuriedshows.com (scroll down). Deadline: April 22. Online. Free. Info, 583-2224. MICRO-GRANTS FOR ARTISTS: The Montpelier Public Arts Commission is offering a micro-grant program for Vermont-based artists for up to $1,500 for permanent or temporary art installations throughout the city. The request for proposals is open for an indefinite period; artists may submit at anytime during the year. The commission will review and award grants twice yearly; the next deadline is March 30. For more info and to review the RFP, visit montpelier-vt.org. Info, 522-0150. ‘NOW YOU SEE IT’: This show, scheduled for May 10 through June 25, involves illusion art that plays with perception of space and depth through paintings, sculptures and other works. Details at studioplacearts.com; call or email submissions.studioplacearts@gmail.com. Deadline: April 2. Studio Place Arts, Barre. $10 entry fee; free for SPA members. Info, 479-7069. SOCIAL JUSTICE-THEMED PROJECT: The Chandler is accepting proposals for a $4,000 artist-in-residence project grant to be awarded to a single artist or pair of artists in collaboration with community members for the Vermont Social Justice Festival in July. Details at chandler-arts.org/vsjf. Deadline: April 15. Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph. Info, vsjf@chandler-arts.org. ‘TELL US A STORY’: Interested artists may submit up to three pieces for a juried exhibition this spring. Examples include choosing a favorite subject and depicting it in different seasons or from different angles, different times of day, etc. Submission form at bryangallery.org, or call 644-5100 with questions. Deadline: March 27. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville. Free. Info, info@bryangallery.org. ‘THE THING WITH FEATHERS’: For an exhibition in support of National Mental Health Awareness Month in May, artists are invited to submit works that reflect hope and lifting up. Details and application at avagallery.org. Deadline: March 28. AVA Gallery and Art Center, Lebanon, N.H. $10. Info, 603-448-3117. THE VERMONT PRIZE: Four art institutions, Brattleboro Museum & Art Center, Burlington City Arts, the Current, and Hall Art Foundation, are collaborating on a new annual award for an artist who is producing “the best visual art” in the state. The winner will receive $5,000 and an online showcase. Find details and application at vermontprize.org. Deadline: March 31. Online.

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Putting It to Putin Other than a certain tangerine-skinned former U.S. president, most of the planet is royally pissed off at Russian President/ mob heavy Vladimir “I share a face with DAVE MUSTAINE” Putin. The former KGB spy has really leaned into the current resurgence in ’90s pop culture by starting up European land wars — namely, invading Ukraine. (Thanks, asshole. What’s next, a new SUGAR RAY record?) Never ones to suffer bullies, Vermont musicians are doing what they can to help the people of Ukraine. This Saturday, March 19, ArtsRiot in Burlington is the scene for a Ukraine benefit show featuring great local music, a raffle and a silent auction. The lineup is stellar: BARBACOA, IVAMAE, BRETT HUGHES, MOIRA SMILEY and LOWELL THOMPSON are just some of the many Vermont musicians taking the stage. Tickets are $10, though everyone is encouraged to donate more if able. All proceeds go to nonprofits Razom for Ukraine and World Central Kitchen. Jess Messer, a former human rights worker who owns Savouré, a soda, jam and pickle business in Bristol; and Meg Rupert, a copy editor and speech language pathologist, conceived the benefit. The two friends were restless and felt the need to act rather than just donate and repost things on social media. “Since I’m not at a point in my life that I can jump on a plane to Kyiv and start making Molotov cocktails,” Messer 56

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wrote in an email to Seven Days, “I thought, If this was Vermont, who would be the person to co-plan an insurgency? I immediately texted Meg.” Rupert, who, like Messer, has friends in Kyiv, replied all but instantly with a “Hell, yes.” The two got right down to putting together a concert, hoping to raise some much-needed cash for humanitarian aid in Ukraine and demonstrate support from Vermont. “We started by messaging our musician and artist friends,” Rupert wrote, also by email. “Within days, we heard from not just the people we SSGKobe had contacted ourselves, but so many other people — businesses, musicians, restaurants, and artists who had heard about the event and wanted to be involved.” The two hope that the combination of ticket sales, donations, auctions and a raffle will not only give Ukrainians financial support but also serve as what Rupert calls a “big love letter from the state of Vermont in support of Ukraine.” “Vermont has an incredible history of welcoming refugees,” Messer wrote. “We all have friends, neighbors, and coworkers here who have fled the

Putins of the world. We need to stand as a community in solidarity against aggression and tyranny.” Like Rupert said: Hell, yes.

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One of the first lessons musicians and promoters learn about the local music scene is that if you want to make something special happen, you have to hustle. Don’t look at me like I’m Kim Kardashian. I’m just saying: DIY in Burlington is king. You have to fight off the nagging doubts and setbacks that will plague the process. There are oodles of creative people in the area but fewer resources to support big ideas, so force of will plays a huge part. Regardless of the project, I get excited when I see a crew trying to pull off something big. That’s exactly what KELLY BUTTS-SPIRITO is doing with his latest Love, Kelly event. The 22-year-old former Burlington High School student and filmmaker has focused his vision on Vermont’s young hip-hop artists — many of whom come from his alma mater — and put together a show Butts-Spirito calls “the best hiphop concert of the year.” I’m not going to wade into a debate

about that claim, but there’s no doubt Butts-Spirito is bringing a lot of up-andcoming talent to the Higher Ground Ballroom on April 16, with a stacked lineup of young MCs. He’s also using the show as a talent search of sorts, utilizing social media to find the best college rappers. (More on that in a minute.) Headlining the show is Louisiana rapper SSGKOBE, whom Butts-Spirito calls “the biggest young superstar in the entire world right now.” Obviously, Butts-Spirito, in his zest, has the gift of … let’s call it over-ebullience. But there’s no denying that SSGKobe is having a moment. The 18-year-old recently signed with COLUMBIA RECORDS and dropped “thrax,” a slice of emo-rap reminiscent of XXXTENTACION, with distorted, auto-tuned vocals. “He is the next star in the industry,” Butts-Spirito asserted in an email. “He is truly running the underground right now.” Joining SSGKobe as co-headliner is local kid NORTH AVE JAX, who, fresh from signing with INTERSCOPE RECORDS imprint LVRN, just released his latest single and video, “Play Dumb.” RICH AMIRI rounds out the top billers. He’s a Boston rapper whose track “Walk In” went viral, garnering more than 500,000 plays on SoundCloud since it dropped in January. “That dude will be headlining anywhere he goes by the end of the year,” Butts-Spirito wrote. The Burlington High School connection is strong; joining ButtsSpirito and North Ave Jax are fellow alumni the KING COBRAS, an all-female hip-hop dance troupe, as well as current students KAMI OK! and HAKIMXOXO. Also on the bill is local comedian/ pundit/musician/Miro Weinberger-hater JONNY WANZER, who will perform his viral hit “Old North End Anthem.” (No word on whether to expect a HORACE WALLACE sighting.) Now here’s the other intriguing part: The show’s opening act has yet to be selected, and Butts-Spirito wants to know what local colleges have for game. It’s fitting that a show dedicated to exposing underground hip-hop comes with its own talent search. Butts-Spirito is asking college artists to submit their music via TikTok and Instagram by tagging either ButtsSpirito, North Ave Jax or SSGKobe at @itslovekelly, @northavejax or @ssgkobe, respectively. Contestants should also add “I am submitting to the Love, Kelly concert” on their posts. Any aspiring MCs who want to kick off the Higher Ground show have until March 21 to throw their hat in the ring. The winner will be chosen by that

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Indie folk act CRICKET BLUE have released a new single, which is also their submission to NPR’s Tiny Desk Contest. In “Supplanter,” the duo of LAURA HEABERLIN and TAYLOR SMITH harmonize voices and guitars throughout a bittersweet lament for the fading memory of love lost. The song goes from pastoral folk to baroque prog in under five minutes, growing in darkness as the tune concludes. It’s another starkly beautiful song by the Burlington act. Best of luck in the contest! There’s some hardcore bluegrass going down at the Jericho Café & Tavern on Saturday, March 19. The VT BLUEGRASS PIONEERS bring in special guest JON “BALTIMORE JOHNNY” GLIK, who will be in Vermont to record with the band. Glik played fiddle with heavyweights such as DEL MCCOURY, FRANK WAKEFIELD, DAVID GRISMAN and WALTER HENSLEY. m

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CLUB DATES live music WED.16

’72 Review with Bob Wagner, Ryan Miller, Dwight + Nicole, Craig Mitchell and More (tribute) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Al’s Pals Acoustic Trio (folk) at Mad River Barn, Waitsfield, 5:30 p.m. Free.

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An Irish Extension

drinking songs and corned beef, the Burlington club

THU.17

Al’s Pals with Walker Allen (jam, rock) at Butter Bar and Kitchen, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. American Roots Night at Zenbarn, Waterbury, 7 p.m. Free. Bow Thayer (folk) at Zenbarn, Waterbury, 7 p.m. Free. Brett Hughes (Americana) at Filling Station, Middlesex, 7 p.m. Free. Double You (rock) at Red Square, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Everybody’s Favorite Irish Drinking Songs Band (Irish music) at Red Square, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Gary & Roland Clark (DJ) at Moogs Place, Morrisville, 7:30 p.m. Free. Irish Sessions (Celtic) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Liquid Stranger with Mersiv, MIZE, Smoakland, REDRUM (electronic) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $27/$30. McDetonators (rock, country) at Green Mountain Lounge at Mount Ellen, Warren, 3 p.m. Free. Mighty Mystic & the Hard Roots Movement (reggae) at Zenbarn, Waterbury, 9 p.m. $10/$15. Remember Jones (soul, pop) at Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington, 8 p.m. $18/$25. The Shanty Rats (Celtic) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free.

Events may be canceled due to the coronavirus. Please check with event organizers in advance.

Open Mic (open mic) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

BETTY and DJ RON STOPPABLE host HAWPxHeady St. Paddy

talent, including

Willverine (electronic) at the Wallflower Collective, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

WED.23

is staging a hip-hop rager. On Friday, March 18, MC HEADY

Jazz Night (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Wednesday Night Dead (Grateful Dead covers) at Zenbarn, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $5.

Open Mic with D Davis (open mic) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.

celebration? Not Nectar’s. The day after all the Irish

Party. The show features body painters, a local artist

Spaghetti & Meatballs Special (rock) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.

Lit Club (poetry open mic) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Who says St. Patrick’s Day has to be a one-day

Arthur James (acoustic blues) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.

Jazz Sessions with Randal Pierce (jazz open mic) at the 126, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

TUE.22

comedy

market and an embarrassment of Vermont hip-hop

WED.16

BRIIDJ, YVNG OHM, SINNN, ASAH

MACK, TWO SEV

and Wu-Tang Management’s BIG

NATE ALL STAR,

coming up from Boston. Is the

Cara Conners (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $15. Standup Comedy Open Mic (comedy open mic) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

day after St. Paddy’s a thing now? Looks like it.

THU.17

March Madness: Two-Prov Tournament (Round 2) (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:15 p.m. $5.

FRI.18 // HAWPXHEADY ST. PADDY PARTY [HIP-HOP]

Zach Nugent’s Disco Dead (Grateful Dead tribute) at Club Metronome, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

FRI.18

Alpaca Gnomes (jam, rock) at Zenbarn, Waterbury, 9 p.m. $8/$10. Dave Mitchell’s Blues Revue (blues) at Red Square, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. The Duel (cover band) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Green Mountain Cabaret (cabaret) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $10. HawpxHeady St. Paddy Party featuring Briidj, Yvng Ohm, SINNN, Heady Betty, BigNateAllstar and Two Sev (hip-hop) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18/$20. Jeff Salisbury Blues Band (blues) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free. Lazer Dad (cover band) at Red Square, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Lee Ross (electronic, dance) at Moogs Place, Morrisville, 8 p.m. Free. Never in Vegas (cover band) at Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington, 9 p.m. Free. Steve Blair (jazz) at Bleu Northeast Kitchen, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

SAT.19

Jerborn & Boxbanger (cover band) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 5 p.m. Free. Last Kid Picked (cover band) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free. Left Eye Jump (blues) at Red Square, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Local 28 (jam) at Castlerock Pub, Warren, 3 p.m. Free. Lowell Thompson Band (Americana) at Rumble’s Bistro & Bar, Warren, 3 p.m. Free. Men of Distinction (rock) at Red Square, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Mile Twelve with Bloodroot Gap (bluegrass) at Zenbarn, Waterbury, 9 p.m. $10/$12. Never in Vegas (cover band) at Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington, 9 p.m. Free. No Showers on Vacation, All Night Boogie Band, Moondogs, Bobby Coe & the Hive (jam rock) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15/$20. Paul Asbell (jazz) at Bleu Northeast Kitchen, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Pink Talking Fish with Swimmer (tribute, jam rock) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $20/$23. Ragged Trio (Americana) at Wünderbar, Warren, 2 p.m. Free. She Was Right (cover band) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free.

SUN.20

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (indie rock) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20/$25. Mdou Moctar with Emily Robb (Tuareg) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20/$23.

TUE.22

Dead Set (Grateful Dead tribute) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Postmodern Jukebox (pop jazz, tribute) at the Flynn, Burlington, 7:15 p.m. $43.25 - $116.

WED.23

FRI.18

Cipha Sounds (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 & 9 p.m. $15.

ATAK (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 11 p.m. Free. DJ Craig Mitchell (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free. DJ Steal Wool (DJ) at Manhattan Pizza & Pub, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

FRI.18

SAT.19

Cipha Sounds (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 & 9 p.m. $15.

DJ Taka (DJ) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 11 p.m. $10.

Rusty DeWees (comedy) at Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $25.

Memery (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

TUE.22

PINEO & LOEB with CRWD CTRL (DJ) at Club Metronome, Burlington, 10 p.m. $10.

Comedy Open Mic (comedy) at the 126, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Jazz Night (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

SAT.19

Trey Kennedy (comedy) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 6 p.m. $39/$59.

Jazz Sessions with Randal Pierce (jazz open mic) at the 126, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

DJ Raul (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Whale Tales: An Evening of Comedic Storytelling (comedy) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Wednesday Night Dead (Grateful Dead covers) at Zenbarn, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $5. Willverine (electronic) at the Wallflower Collective, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

djs WED.16

Wooly Wednesdays with DJ Steal Wool (eclectic) 6 p.m. Free.

Some Hollow (folk rock) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.

THU.17

The Detonators (rock) at Green Mountain Lounge at Mount Ellen, Warren, 3 p.m. Free.

Vapors of Morphine (alt rock) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.

DJ Chief (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

SEVEN DAYS MARCH 16-23, 2022

Teacher’s Lounge (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $5.

Al’s Pals Acoustic Trio (folk) at Mad River Barn, Waitsfield, 5:30 p.m. Free.

Chris Peters (rock) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 9:30 p.m. Free.

Doctor Rick with Lazy Bird (jam, rock) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 8 p.m. $7.

Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJ Big Dog (reggae and dancehall) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9:30 p.m. Free.

DJ Baron (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

DJ CRE8 (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free. Memery (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

DJ A-Ra$ (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

DJ Taka (DJ) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 11 p.m. $10. Lemonade: A Pop Dance Party with Two Sev (DJ) at Club Metronome, Burlington, 10 p.m. $5. Reign One (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

WED.23

Wooly Wednesdays with DJ Steal Wool (eclectic) 6 p.m. Free.

open mics & jams WED.16

Open Mic (open mic) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

WED.23

trivia, karaoke, etc. THU.17

Trivia Night (trivia) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

TUE.22

Karaoke with DJ Party Bear (karaoke) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 9:30 p.m. Free. Trivia Night (trivia) at the Depot, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Tuesday Night Trivia (trivia) at Happy Place Café, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. m

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Vermont musicians aren’t letting up in 2022 — the records keep coming, flying onto the music desk as if I had an army of interns to catalog it all. Well, I don’t! So it’s spring cleaning week, when I check in on new releases, some records I’ve been meaning to get to and a few I missed. The selection is all over the spectrum, from hip-hop and folk to experimental noise and hardcore punk. The local scene is as robust as it is eclectic, so let’s take a tour, shall we?

Lavendula, Lavendula

Nova Charm, Bracelet

Montpelier never starves for good folk music. Hell, it even has a Hogwarts for folkies, the Summit School of Traditional Music and Culture. Something about the capital region seems to speak to music with deep, old roots. The latest offering from that scene is Lavendula, a femme-led trio composed of Lilith Smith on guitar, Henri June Bynx on banjo and Johanna Rose on upright bass. All three women share vocal duties, often harmonizing to great effect. The band first appeared busking at a farmers market in 2021 but was soon gigging regularly. The release of its self-titled debut EP followed shortly after. It’s a rudimentary introduction to Lavendula, as the recording contains only three tracks, all of which are covers — though the band notes on its Bandcamp page plans to record original material soon. Still, its members’ voices and chemistry come through on Lavendula, a promising sign for a young band. KEY TRACK: “Silver Dagger” WHY: Lavendula ably handle a classic folk ballad made popular by Joan Baez and Dolly Parton. WHERE: lavendula.bandcamp.com

Burlington’s Nova Charm are composed of producer N.O.I.S.E.W.I.Z.A.R.D. and rapper DIE the MONK. The two artists come together on a record of underground and, at times, experimental hip-hop reminiscent of Seattle’s Shabazz Palaces — with hints of Death Grips thrown in for good measure. N.O.I.S.E.W.I.Z.A.R.D.’s industrial beats are propulsive as DIE unleashes lyrics full of paranoia and aggression. It’s from a subgenre of hip-hop not often found in the local scene and has all the grime of a Skinny Puppy album. Many of the sounds and beats were created from sampling everyday objects; DIE then layers them in his trap-leaning, seething lyrical flow. Bracelet is a powerful and fully fleshed-out debut. KEY TRACK: “Bozo” WHY: The record’s first single leaps out with a pounding beat and some of the album’s best lyrics. WHERE: Spotify

(SELF-RELEASED, DIGITAL)

Glacial Erratics, Gneiss Schist (HT 061) (HISTAMINE TAPES, CASSETTE, DIGITAL)

I love getting releases from Histamine Tapes. I both know and don’t know what I’m going to hear. On the one hand, I can be sure it’s going to be experimental music, hovering within the eldritch realms of ambient, drone and full-on noise. Other than that, there could be anything on these tapes. The label’s latest release, Gneiss Schist (HT 061), from noise trio Glacial Erratics, continues that trend with a three-song, 40-minute collection of beeping electronics, broken-apart drumbeats and the kind of soundscapes you hear right as the mushrooms wear off. Michael Braun does a lot of the noise work with his bass clarinet and various electronics, laying swaths of garish color over Nick Dentico’s frenetic bass lines. Steven Lichti brings an almost free-jazz feel to the drums, dropping bread crumbs of beats. KEY TRACK: “Disputed Lithologies” WHY: Past all the chaotic noise, the group builds a heavy tension that feels like the score to the strangest film ever. WHERE: histaminetapes.bandcamp.com/album/gneiss-schist-ht-061

Amelia Wilcox, Better Versions (SELF-RELEASED, DIGITAL)

Amelia Wilcox recorded her latest EP, Better Versions, for the annual RPM Challenge. The noncompetitive event tasks musicians across the globe with writing and recording original music during the month of February. They must submit the new works on March 1. Wilcox wrote five new tracks of tender, ambient pop, which she calls “love songs to sing to yourself and to your loved ones.” The Burlington-based songwriter, who is also one-half of the cross-continental indie outfit Lavenderlux, crafts a gorgeously affecting EP of gentle synths and laid-back beats underpinned by her ethereal vocals. Wilcox’s capacity to make an EP this good in a month is reason to be excited about the prospect of a full-length LP. KEY TRACK: “We Are Dreaming” WHY: Wilcox captures the vibe of new lovers with poetic lyrics such as “You close your eyes / I open mine / I’m a cup on the bedside / Evaporating into thin air.” WHERE: ameliawilcox.bandcamp.com

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Dylan Patrick Ward, Loveable Losers (SELF-RELEASED, DIGITAL)

A few weeks ago, an artist who was born in Bellows Falls told me it wasn’t exactly a fostering environment for a creative type, at least when he was growing up. As if on command, I received several submissions from Bellows Falls musicians, including the latest from Dylan Patrick Ward. The singer-songwriter from southern Vermont fits into that specific niche of indie folk alongside Henry Jamison, with hyper-literate lyrics and a dark sense of humor. Loveable Losers is a pretty lo-fi affair, recorded at the home of Ward’s friend and fellow musician Nate Goyette. But the bare-bones nature of the tracks serves the dry, sardonic tones of Ward’s songs. Score one for Bellows Falls. KEY TRACK: “The Road Is...” WHY: Ward takes on the trope of the troubadour life and calls bullshit with lyrics such as “The road is just a big strip of concrete that makes you feel small.” WHERE: dylanpatrickward.bandcamp.com

Void Bringer, Youth Dispute, Split EP (SECOND REPUBLIC RECORDS, CASSETTE, DIGITAL)

Sure, this is a collection of six reviews, but I’m squeezing a split EP in to cheat a little — a recording with two Vermont bands, no less. And what a combo of bands: Hardcore punk acts Void Bringer and Youth Dispute smash together their brutal brand of power violence in an eight-song EP that doesn’t have a single track more than two minutes long. Only the heavily initiated would be able to tell where one band ends and the other begins. Both acts feature songs of blazing speed, unintelligible vocals that come out like a drunk berating someone at a show, and a noise quotient that seems ready to blow out shitty PAs in dive bars and basements alike. The EP is the latest release from Second Republic Records, founded by Void Bringer and Sachem guitarist Andrew Glynn. Extra points for its album cover featuring Vermont’s famous plesiosaur/ spooky fish, Champ, rising from the depths of Lake Champlain, ready to destroy a Vermont State Police boat. Champ is ACAB? That’s metal. KEY TRACK: “Bootlicker” WHY: Void Bringer ride a riff so massive and distorted, you can almost see the mosh pit forming. WHERE: voidbringer802.bandcamp.com

CHRIS FARNSWORTH

SEVEN DAYS MARCH 16-23, 2022

on screen Fresh ★★★★

MOVIE REVIEW

COURTESY OF HULU

his week the top item on my watch list is Turning Red, the Pixar movie that everybody’s talking about despite its absence from theaters. While I mulled over the prospect of shelling out for Disney+, I watched a movie that’s about “turning red” in a decidedly more R-rated sense. Spurred by #MeToo, overtly feminist horror and thriller flicks are cropping up everywhere these days. Fresh is a riff on these subgenres directed by Mimi Cave and scripted by Lauryn Kahn, both making their feature debuts. It premiered at this year’s Sundance Film Festival and is streaming on Hulu.

The deal

Twentysomething Noa (Daisy EdgarJones) has had it with online dating. After a particularly meh encounter and one unsolicited graphic pic too many, she swears off the practice — only to meet the guy of her dreams in the produce section of the supermarket. “I didn’t think people met each other in real life,” she tells her best friend incredulously. Steve (Sebastian Stan) is funny and cute in a rumpled, approachable way. He wins over Noa by doing a self-deprecating critique of his own bad pickup line. Soon they’re canoodling at a dive bar and engaging in adorkable impromptu dance sessions. This rom-com all takes place in the first 30 minutes of the movie — an extended pre-credits sequence. What happens next, when Steve takes Noa on a weekend trip, is an artful butchery of everything we’ve seen so far.

Will you like it?

I didn’t expect much freshness from Fresh. Dark indie comedies with macabre twists are nothing new, and they have a standard MO: lure in viewers with promises of subversive social commentary, only to end up coasting on shock value. While Fresh isn’t exactly material for a PhD thesis, it is a genuinely gripping film about obsession, exploitation and revenge. Credit goes partly to the director and partly to the two leads, who inhabit what could have been stock roles with intense conviction. Let’s take a moment to sing the praises of Sebastian Stan. While he’s best known for his gig as Captain America’s buddy in the Marvel movies, he’s developed a sideline as 60

SEVEN DAYS MARCH 16-23, 2022

MEAT CUTE A couple’s supermarket encounter turns out to be portentous in Cave’s stylish feminist horror thriller.

the go-to guy to play dim-witted sleazeballs in dark indie comedies. From The Bronze to I, Tonya to his role as Tommy Lee in the currently streaming “Pam & Tommy,” Stan has perfected the persona of a musclebound heel with a dastardly sneer and just a hint of an inferiority complex. In the early scenes of Fresh, the actor dials down his villainy and plays up his vulnerability to incarnate Noa’s perfect mate. But when Steve makes his inevitable heel turn, his manner barely changes. We (and Noa) simply see him through a new lens, all the attractive features distorted into monstrous ones. His love is still true, but that ends up being his most skincrawling trait. With her fresh face and wide eyes, Edgar-Jones (who played Marianne in “Normal People”) is a natural choice for a rom-com heroine. Like many such protagonists, Noa is relatable but underwritten. When she eventually tries to outwit Steve by convincing him she’s as demented as he is, we don’t know whether it’s 100 percent a put-on or whether she does have a dark side. Still, Edgar-Jones makes a believable transition from ingénue to schemer to blood-spattered avenger.

Speaking of blood, there’s a lot of it in this movie, along with shots of glistening meat that evoke simultaneous fascination and nausea. Fresh is not for the squeamish. The movie’s visual through line consists of ultra-close-up shots of lips and mouths, imagery that turns flirting and eating into obscene-looking activities. Known for music videos, Cave has gone out of her way to fill the movie with bright colors and aesthetically arresting tableaux. Steve’s country getaway, where much of the action takes place, features rough-hewn cave walls, mod décor and a kitchen that would make any foodie salivate (though you really don’t want to salivate during this movie). It’s a perfectly trippy setting for several scenes that suggest music videos from hell, scored to eerie covers of ’80s and ’90s alt classics. Like all good horror movies, Fresh is essentially a materialization of one of humanity’s worst fears — in this case, women’s fear that the man they carefully vetted for romantic suitability will turn out to be incalculably worse than the ones they rejected. The movie doesn’t offer many solutions to those who are putting themselves through the online-dating

meat grinder. But then, offering false hope might be in bad taste. MARGO T HARRI S O N margot@sevendaysvt.com

IF YOU LIKE THIS, TRY... PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN (2020; HBO

Max, rentable): Like Fresh, Emerald Fennell’s Oscar-winning thriller plays on rom-com clichés to paint a darkly comic picture of how men use women and women fight back. BOXING HELENA (1993; Xfinity Stream):

Directed by Jennifer Chambers Lynch — David Lynch’s daughter — and starring Sherilyn Fenn of “Twin Peaks,” this movie with an out-there premise about a twisted male-female relationship was a notorious bomb. It’s also a likely inspiration for Fresh. A CERTAIN HUNGER by Chelsea G.

Summers: Authored by a former Vermonter, this 2020 novel flips the usual script with its story of a food writer who literally devours her lovers. In the words of Bon Appétit, “This book is crazy. You have to read it.”

PARANORMAL INVESTIGATIONS

SATURDAYS > 11:00 P.M.

NEW IN THEATERS THE GUIDE: Oles Sanin’s 2014 drama takes place in 1930s Soviet Ukraine, where an American boy is on the run after acquiring explosive evidence of political repression. Proceeds from screenings go toward Ukraine relief efforts. (122 min, NR. Essex) JUJUTSU KAISEN 0: THE MOVIE: In this spin-off of the anime series, a boy with dangerous powers enrolls in a sorceror-controlled high school. SeongHu Park directed. (105 min, PG-13. Essex [dubbed and subtitled], Roxy) THE OUTFIT: A master tailor (Mark Rylance) who caters to Chicago gangsters finds himself caught in two killers’ dangerous game in this crime drama from director Graham Moore, also starring Zoey Deutch. (105 min, R. Roxy, Savoy) X: In this horror flick from director Ti West (The House of the Devil), set in 1979, young filmmakers get more than they bargained for when they decide to shoot their adult movie on a remote Texas farmstead. Mia Goth and Jenny Ortega star. (105 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Paramount, Roxy, Savoy, Welden)

CURRENTLY PLAYING 2022 OSCAR SHORTS: See the short films nominated this year in the Animated, Live Action or Documentary categories. Each category is a separate program; check with theaters for more info. (Run time varies, NR. Roxy) THE BATMANHHH1/2 Robert Pattinson plays yet another version of the Caped Crusader in this adventure that establishes a new Gotham City continuity, with Paul Dano as the murderous Riddler and Zoë Kravitz as Catwoman. Matt Reeves (Let Me In) directed. (175 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Paramount, Playhouse, Roxy, Star, Stowe, Welden)

OLDER FILMS AND SPECIAL SCREENINGS

DOGHHH Channing Tatum plays an Army Ranger whose road trip to the funeral of a fellow soldier is interrupted by the shenanigans of his canine companion in this comedy. (90 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Stowe)

DUNE (Roxy)

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 4: TRANSFORMANIAHH1/2 Monsters and humans switch places in the latest installment of the animated series, directed by Derek Drymon and Jennifer Kluska. (87 min, PG. Majestic, Star) JACKASS FOREVERHHH1/2 Johnny Knoxville and cast members from his erstwhile MTV show return with a fresh set of wacky and hazardous pranks and stunts. Jeff Tremaine directed. (96 min, R. Majestic) LICORICE PIZZAHHHH1/2 A teenager (Cooper Hoffman) pursues a woman (Alana Haim) 10 years his senior in this coming-of-age comedy from Paul Thomas Anderson, set in 1973 Los Angeles. (133 min, R. Capitol; reviewed 1/12) SING 2HH1/2 Show biz-loving critters return in this sequel to the animated hit, featuring the voices of Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon and Bono. (112 min, PG. Capitol, Majestic, Welden) SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOMEHHH1/2 Peter Parker (Tom Holland) seeks the help of Doctor Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) in the latest installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Jon Watts returns as director. (148 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic) UNCHARTEDHH1/2 Mismatched treasure hunters (Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg) seek Ferdinand Magellan’s fortune in this action adventure. (116 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Roxy, Star, Stowe, Welden) THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLDHHHH Two Oscar nominations went to this brisk Norwegian comedy-drama about a thirtysomething (Renate Reinsve) who’s still trying to figure out who she is. (128 min, R. Roxy; reviewed 10/13)

BELFAST (Marquis, Roxy) THE GODFATHER 50 YEARS (Star) KING RICHARD (Roxy)

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OPEN THEATERS (* = UPCOMING SCHEDULE FOR THEATER WAS NOT AVAILABLE AT PRESS TIME) *BIG PICTURE THEATER: 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994, bigpicturetheater.info *BIJOU CINEPLEX 4: 107 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-3293, bijou4.com CAPITOL SHOWPLACE: 93 State St., Montpelier, 229-0343, fgbtheaters.com ESSEX CINEMAS & T-REX THEATER: 21 Essex Way, Suite 300, Essex, 879-6543, essexcinemas.com *MAJESTIC 10: 190 Boxwood St., Williston, 878-2010, majestic10.com MARQUIS THEATER: 65 Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841, middleburymarquis.com *MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMAS: 222 College St., Burlington, 864-3456, merrilltheatres.net PARAMOUNT TWIN CINEMA: 241 N. Main St., Barre, 479-9621, fgbtheaters.com PLAYHOUSE MOVIE THEATRE: 11 S. Main St., Randolph, 728-4012, playhouseflicks.com SAVOY THEATER: 26 Main St., Montpelier, 229-0598, savoytheater.com STAR THEATRE: 17 Eastern Ave., St. Johnsbury, 748-9511, stjaytheatre.com *STOWE CINEMA 3PLEX: 454 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678, stowecinema.com

WELDEN THEATRE: 104 North Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888, weldentheatre.com

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CYRANOHHH1/2 Peter Dinklage stars in a musical version of Edmond Rostand’s classic play about a courtship by proxy. (124 min, PG-13. Roxy)

DEATH ON THE NILEHH1/2 Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh, who also directed) must find an heiress’ killer while on a sumptuous vacation in this new adaptation of Agatha Christie’s whodunit. (127 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Majestic)

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EVENTS MAY BE CANCELED DUE TO THE CORONAVIRUS, AND MASK AND VACCINATION REQUIREMENTS VARY. PLEASE CHECK WITH EVENT ORGANIZERS IN ADVANCE.

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WED.16 activism

PUBLIC FORUM ON THE RIGHT TO HOUSING & HEALTH CARE: Vermonters gather to share stories and build a coalition to demand better access to care and shelter. Presented by Vermont Workers’ Forum. 6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 861-4892.

agriculture

REBECCA RUPP: The author and biologist discusses the stories behind many of our favorite garden vegetables, including the pumpkin and Vermont’s Gilfeather turnip. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918.

business

DO IT DIFFERENTLY: NOVEL APPROACHES TO NETWORKING: Career consultant Marie Eddy reveals her game-changing tips for making better connections. Presented by Women Business Owners Network Vermont. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 503-0219.

climate crisis

CLIMATE ACTION FILM FESTIVAL: SunCommon virtually screens ten short films about climate justice and resistance over two nights. 7-8:30 p.m. Pay what you can; preregister. Info, 882-8181. NATURALIST JOURNEYS: CARL BROWN: A wildlife biologist explains how the fragile Rocky Mountain rosy-finch

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population is being impacted by climate change. Hosted by the North Branch Nature Center and the Green Mountain Audubon Society. 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206.

community

VERMONT WOMEN’S MENTORING PROGRAM: Mercy Connections trains new volunteers who want to help support women healing from prison and other encounters with the criminal justice system. 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 846-7164.

crafts

FIRESIDE KNITTING GROUP: Needle jockeys gather to chat and work on their latest projects. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

fairs & festivals

BURLINGTON IRISH HERITAGE FESTIVAL SHOWCASE: Spectators enjoy a lively Saint Patrick’s Day pregame with fiddler Yasi Zeichner, University of Vermont’s Celtic Cats, singer Andy Naughton and comedic musician Declan McCabe. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, maryjomccarthy@gmail. com.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section. ARCHITECTURE + DESIGN FILM SERIES: ‘ALEXANDER CALDER’: A 2014 documentary highlights the work of the man who invented the mobile as an art form. Presented by Burlington City

LIST YOUR UPCOMING EVENT HERE FOR FREE! All submissions must be received by Thursday at noon for consideration in the following Wednesday’s newspaper. Find our convenient form and guidelines at sevendaysvt.com/postevent. Listings and spotlights are written by Emily Hamilton. Seven Days edits for space and style. Depending on cost and other factors, classes and workshops may be listed in either the calendar or the classes section. Class organizers may be asked to purchase a class listing. Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.

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Arts, 118 Elliot and AIA Vermont. Free. Info, 865-7166. ‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: Cameras positioned in nests, underwater and along the forest floor capture a year’s worth of critters coming and going. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 2:30 & 4:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848. BURLINGTON IRISH HERITAGE FESTIVAL: ‘SONG OF GRANITE’: A 2017 lyrical biopic chronicles the life of Joe Heaney, one of Ireland’s most revered singers. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, maryjomccarthy@gmail. com. ‘THE COMMITMENTS’: Funny, musical and occasionally dramatic, this Irish film tells the story of the tumultuous rise and fall of a wheeling, dealing Dublin soul band. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600. ‘CRUTCH’: Waterbury Public Library virtually screens a new documentary about disabled dancer, skater and performance artist Bill Shannon. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: Moviegoers join scientists on a journey through a surreal world of bug-eyed giants and egg-laying mammals. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m., 1 & 3 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18;

FIND MORE LOCAL EVENTS IN THIS ISSUE AND ONLINE: art Find visual art exhibits and events in the Art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film See what’s playing at theaters in the On Screen section.

music + nightlife Find club dates at local venues in the Music + Nightlife section online at sevendaysvt.com/music.

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admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848. ‘MEERKATS 3D’: A tenacious mammalian matriarch fights to protect her family in a desolate environment. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 2:30 & 4:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $11.50-14.50; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848. ‘SPACE: UNRAVELING THE COSMOS’: Sparkling graphics take viewers on a mind-bending journey from the beginning of time through the mysteries of the universe. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 2:30 & 4:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘SONGS OF REPRESSION’: Decades of abuse by a cultish German missionary congregation in Chile come to light in this chilling documentary. Presented by Vermont International Film Foundation. $12; VTIFF member benefits apply. Info, 660-2600. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘THE DAZZLED (LES EBLOUIS)’: French actressturned-director Sarah Suco’s debut feature is a mesmerizing slow burn set in an insular Catholic community. Presented by Vermont International Film Foundation. $12; VTIFF member benefits apply. Info, 660-2600.

Learners of all abilities practice written and spoken English with trained instructors. Presented by Fletcher Free Library. 6:30-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, bshatara@ burlingtonvt.gov.

music

ADULT UKULELE CLASS: Musicians with little to no experience learn basic skills and songs in a fun, laid-back setting. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853. CLASSICAL CLUSTERS: COMPOSERS BORN IN 1685: Librarian and musician Lois Price kicks off a four-part series with a presentation on J.S. Bach, George Frederick Handel and Domenico Scarlatti. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 1:15-2:15 p.m. Free. Info, 383-4140. LAUREL PREMO: The fiddler and electric guitarist draws on American and Nordic roots music to create her rich, gritty sound. Livestream available. Richmond Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. $15-25. Info, 434-4563.

words

BYOB VIRTUAL BOOK GROUP: Lit lovers bring whatever they’re currently reading to this cozy Morristown Centennial Library book club. 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 888-3853.

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HIRING2DAYVT VIRTUAL JOB FAIR: The Vermont Department of Labor gives job seekers a chance to meet with employers from around the state. 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 828-4000. THE NUTS & BOLTS OF SOCIAL MEDIA FOR BUSINESSES: A marketing expert leads entrepreneurs through the wonderful world of building a customer base over social media. Presented by Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity. 10 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, 860-1417, ext. 121.

OPEN MIC: Artists of all stripes have eight minutes to share a song, story or poem. Virtual option available. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

climate crisis

WILD WOODS SONG CIRCLE: Singers and acoustic instrumentalists gather over Zoom for an evening of music making. 7:15-9:15 p.m. Free. Info, 775-1182.

NEW IDEAS IN PROGRAMMING: Museum professionals discuss the future of historical society programming, both virtual and in-person. Presented by Vermont Historical Society. Noon. Free. Info, 479-8500.

seminars

CLIMATE ACTION FILM FESTIVAL: See WED.16.

community

BETHEL UNIVERSITY: Every day in March, locals take free outdoor and online classes on everything from thermodynamics to glass blowing to ice skating. See betheluniversityvt.org for full schedule. Various Bethel locations. Free; preregister. Info, bethelrevitalizationinitiative@ gmail.com.

VERMONT COMMUNITY LEADERSHIP TRAINING: Mercy Connections teaches community-building skills to anyone looking to effect change in the lives of the people around them. 1:30-4 p.m. Free. Info, 846-7063.

BURLINGTON HISTORIC ARCHITECTURE NEIGHBORHOOD WEBINAR: Preservation Burlington takes curious locals on a virtual journey through the historic architectural styles of the Queen City. 7-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, mlviens@ comcast.net.

THURSDAY ZOOM KNITTERS: The Norman Williams Public Library fiber arts club meets virtually for conversation and crafting. 2-3 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@normanwilliams.org.

CHAIR YOGA: Waterbury Public Library instructor Diana Whitney leads at-home participants in gentle stretches supported by seats. 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

U.S. CITIZENSHIP TEST PREPARATION: Adult learners study English, history, government and geography with personal tutors. Virtual options available. Mercy Connections, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 846-7063.

holidays

CATAPULT ENTERTAINMENT: Dancers use their own silhouettes to make mesmerizing shadow scenes at this familyfriendly spectacle. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $20-35. Info, 760-4634.

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food & drink

JASON GELRUD: A chef demonstrates how to make pasta from scratch, no fancy equipment required. Presented by City Market, Onion River Co-op. 5:30-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@citymarket.coop.

health & fitness

ARTHRITIS FOUNDATION EXERCISE PROGRAM: Those in need of an easy-on-the-joints workout gather for an hour of calming, low-impact movement. United Community Church, St. Johnsbury, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 751-0431.

TÉADA: The traditional Celtic band helps audiences get their Irish on just in time for Saint Patrick’s Day. Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph, 7 p.m. $10-30. Info, 728-9878.

language

ELL CLASSES: ENGLISH FOR BEGINNERS & INTERMEDIATE STUDENTS:

‘SHE KILLS MONSTERS’: A young woman discovers that her dead sister’s imaginary world of monsters and magic is real in this heart-pounding homage to the geek and warrior within us all. Royall Tyler Theatre, University of Vermont, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. $10-22. Info, rtttickets@uvm.edu.

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environment

GREEN BOOKS DISCUSSION GROUP: A Norman Williams Public Library book club reads a new nonfiction book about sustainability and the environment each month. 3:30-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@normanwilliams.org.

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and dancing. Winooski Memorial Library, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 655-6424.

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BABY & TODDLER MEETUP: Tiny tots and their caregivers come together for playtime, puzzles and picture books. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

Check out these family-friendly events for parents, caregivers and kids of all ages. • Plan ahead at sevendaysvt.com/family-fun. • Post your event at sevendaysvt.com/postevent.

MIDDLE SCHOOL ADVISORY BOARD MEETING: Students ages 10 through 12 kick off the library’s new participatory program for preteens. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

WED.16

ONLINE PRENATAL YOGA: Mothers-to-be build strength, stamina and a stronger connection to their baby. 5:45-6:45 p.m. $5-15. Info, 899-0339. THE NEW FACE OF VOCATIONAL REHABILITATION: HIREABILITY VERMONT: Young people with disabilities and their parents learn about career development opportunities available to them. Presented by Vermont Family Network. 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 876-5315.

burlington

CRAFTERNOON: Weaving, knitting, embroidery and paper crafting supplies take over the Teen Space. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

MAR. 19 | FAMILY FUN Earth’s Mightiest Heroes Kids who want to save the world team up with like-minded friends at the Bethel University youth class Global Action: Climate Change Meetup for Kids. Third grader Eliza Stone leads this discussion in which budding climate activists ages 5 through 10 talk about actionable solutions that they can pursue in their own communities. Attendees bring drawings, videos, books and ideas to share with the friendly group, and they discuss whether to meet regularly. Free Bethel University classes for all ages, online and at various Bethel locations, continue throughout the month of March.

ITTY BITTY PUBLIC SKATE: Coaches are on hand to help the rink’s tiniest skaters stay on their feet. Gordon H. Paquette Ice Arena, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $8. Info, 865-7558.

GLOBAL ACTION: CLIMATE CHANGE MEETUP FOR KIDS

STEAM SPACE: Kids explore science, technology, engineering, art and math activities. Ages 5 through 11. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

puppets to knitting to decoupage. Ages 7 and up. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, youthservices@centennial library.org.

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LEGO BUILDERS: Elementary-age imagineers explore, create and participate in challenges after school. Ages 8 and up, or ages 6 and up with an adult helper. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140. STEAM ACTIVITY: Little engineers and artists gather for some afternoon fun. Grades 3 and up. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 2-3 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 878-4918. STORY TIME: Little ones from birth through age 5 learn from songs, sign language lessons, math activities and picture books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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UKULELE JAM SESSION: Young strummers of every age circle up for a fun afternoon of making music. Ukuleles available to borrow. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 888-3853. WEDNESDAY CRAFTERNOON: A new project is on the docket each week, from

Saturday, March 19, 4-4:45 p.m. Online. Free; preregister. Info, betheluniversityvt@gmail.com, betheluniversityvt.org.

LEGO CHALLENGE CLUB: Kids engage in a fun-filled hour of building, then leave their creations on display in the library all month long. Waterbury Public Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 244-7036. STEM BUILDING CHALLENGE: In this top-secret challenge, kids use their best thinking to solve a paper chain puzzle. Ages 6 and up. Waterbury Public Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 244-7036.

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KIDS IN THE KITCHEN: Chefs in training and their caretakers make dinner with a trained dietitian. Grades 1 through 5. Presented by Hannaford, Dorothy Alling Memorial Library and Brownell Library. 4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918. ONLINE PRENATAL YOGA: See WED.16, 12:30-1:30 p.m. PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Energetic youngsters join Miss Meliss for stories, songs and lots of

silliness. Presented by Kellogg-Hubbard Library. 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. THE VERMONT ASSISTIVE TECHNOLOGY PROGRAM: AN OVERVIEW & FEATURE ON SENSORY TOOLS: Parents and caregivers learn how stress balls, fidget toys, ocean wave drums and more can help children self-soothe. Presented by Vermont Family Network. 10-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 876-5315.

burlington

BABYTIME: Librarians bring out books, rhymes and songs specially selected for young ones. Ages 18 months and younger. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 9:30-10 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. DIY TERRARIUMS: Green-thumbed gardeners ages 10 and up make miniature greenhouses full of succulents and moss. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

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PRESCHOOL MUSIC WITH LINDA BASSICK: The singer and storyteller extraordinaire leads little ones in indoor music and movement. Birth through age 5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 878-4918. STORY TIME: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers take part in reading, singing

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GMBA BOOK GROUP: High school-age readers discuss thoughts and themes regarding the book of the month. Presented by Brownell Library. 2:30-3:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-6956.

MYSTICAL CREATURES & ANIMALS CLUB: A local elementary student leads a group for imaginative kids to write stories, study myths and legends, and share their ideas about fantastical creatures. Ages 9 through 12. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 3:304:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853. READ TO XANDER: Novice and nervous readers find a calm, comforting environment in which to practice when Xander visits the library, courtesy of Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 1-2 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 888-3853.

mad river valley/ waterbury

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Readers ages 3 and older hear a new tall tale every week. Younger siblings welcome. Waterbury Public Library, 11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

upper valley

TODDLER STORY TIME: Toddling tykes 20 months through 3.5 years hear a few stories related to the theme of the week. Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 457-2295.

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ONLINE PRENATAL YOGA: See WED.16, 12:30-1:15 p.m.

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OUTDOOR PLAYTIME: Energetic youngsters ages 2 through 5 don warm layers to play with hoops and parachutes out in the snow. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 11:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-6956. PAJAMA STORY TIME: Puppets and picture books enhance a special prebedtime story hour for kids in their PJs. Birth through age 5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

barre/montpelier

WINTER STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: Participants ages 6 and under hear stories, sing songs, and have hot tea and oatmeal around the fire. Dress warmly. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

stowe/smuggs

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Players ages 9 through 13 go on a fantasy adventure with dungeon master Andy. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 3:304:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 888-3853.

upper valley

‘BULLY NO MORE!’: Young audiences learn how to stand up to bullying in this intergalactic adventure full of dinosaurs and unicorns. Artistree Community Arts Center, Woodstock, 6 p.m. $5-15. Info, 457-3500.

SAT.19

GLOBAL ACTION: CLIMATE CHANGE MEETUP FOR KIDS: 8-year-old Eliza Stone leads an action group for passionate kids ages 5 through 10. Bring art, ideas and a stuffed animal friend if desired. Presented by Bethel University. See calendar spotlight. 4-4:45 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, betheluniversityvt@gmail.com.

burlington

FAMILY PLAYSHOP: Kids from birth through age 5 learn and play at this school readiness program. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:15-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

KARMA KIDZ YOGA OPEN STUDIO SATURDAYS: Young yogis of all ages and their caregivers drop in for some fun breathing and movement activities. Kamalika-K, Essex Junction, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Donations. Info, 871-5085. TINY CANVAS DRAWING: Little artists paint little masterpieces to hang their little galleries. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-6956.

stowe/smuggs

LITTLE ONES’ YOGA: Be a dog! Smell a flower! Stretch like a kitty! It’s all part of this movement session for tots ages 5 and under. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

upper valley

‘BULLY NO MORE!’: See FRI.18, 2 & 6 p.m.

SUN.20

ONLINE PRENATAL YOGA: See WED.16, 10:15-11:15 a.m.

champlain islands/ northwest

SUPER HERO CHARACTER BREAKFAST: Spider-Man, Batman and Captain America partake in a breakfast buffet, games and photoshoots. The Depot, St. Albans, 9-11 a.m. $12.50-17.50. Info, 443-798-5380.

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ONLINE PRENATAL YOGA: See WED.16.

burlington

ITTY BITTY PUBLIC SKATE: See WED.16. STORIES WITH MEGAN: Bookworms ages 2 through 5 enjoy fun-filled reading time. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

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See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section. ‘NO OTHER LAKE’: College student Jordan Rowell and filmmaker Duane Peterson preview their short film about Rowell’s two-week kayak journey across the entire length of Lake Champlain. Presented by the Green Mountain Club. 7-8 p.m. Donations. Info, gmc@green mountainclub.org. ARCHITECTURE + DESIGN FILM SERIES: ‘ALEXANDER CALDER’: See WED.16. ‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See WED.16. ‘CRUTCH’: See WED.16. ‘CRUTCH’ DISCUSSION: Waterbury Public Library patrons discuss the documentary after viewing it virtually, particularly its implications for disability politics. 8 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

SAINT PATRICK’S DAY BREAKFAST HONORING BOB NELSON: The Central Vermont Chamber of Commerce honors the owner of Nelson Ace Hardware for his dedication to making the region a great place to live and do business. Barre Elks Lodge, 8-9:30 a.m. $26. Info, 229-5711.

music

CARLY PEARCE: The rising star plays her Country Music Awardwinning hits and tracks from her new EP, 29. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $25-35. Info, 775-0903. MARDI GRAS MAMBO: The Dirty Dozen Brass Band and Nathan & the Zydeco Cha Chas put on a sizzling show celebrating the blues, Cajun music and New Orleans soul. Fuller Hall, St. Johnsbury Academy, 7-9 p.m. $15-52; free for students. Info, 748-2600.

outdoors

‘SPACE: UNRAVELING THE COSMOS’: See WED.16.

MAEVE KIM: The Green Mountain Audubon Society presents a fascinating look into bird names: What they mean, where they come from and why significant changes might be coming soon. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, gmas@ greenmountainaudubon.org.

VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘SONGS OF REPRESSION’: See WED.16.

seminars

‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See WED.16. ‘MEERKATS 3D’: See WED.16.

VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘THE DAZZLED (LES EBLOUIS)’: See WED.16.

food & drink

SUP CON GUSTO TAKEOUT SUPPER SERIES: Philly transplants Randy Camacho and Gina Cocchiaro serve up three-course and à la carte menus shaped by seasonal Vermont ingredients. See supcongustovt.com to preorder. Richmond Community Kitchen, 5-8 p.m. Various prices. Info, gustogastronomics@gmail.com.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: A lively group plays a classic, tricky game in pairs. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, morrisvillebridge@ outlook.com. WHIST CARD GAME CLUB: Players of all experience levels congregate for some friendly competition. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 12:30-3 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

health & fitness

CHAIR YOGA WITH LINDA: Every week is a new adventure in movement and mindfulness at this Morristown Centennial Library virtual class. 10:15-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

holidays

LÚNASA: The spirited, surprising Irish-folk revivalist outfit celebrates Saint Patrick’s Day with a foot-stomping set. The Flynn, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15-50. Info, 863-5966.

BETHEL UNIVERSITY: See WED.16. PANEL DISCUSSION WITH FINANCIAL PROFESSIONALS: New England Federal Credit Union experts answer questions about budgeting, debt management, retirement, investing and more. Noon-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 764-6940. U.S. CITIZENSHIP TEST PREPARATION: See WED.16.

theater

‘SHE KILLS MONSTERS’: See WED.16. ‘CHICAGO’: The Norwich University Pegasus Players present the acclaimed musical about murder, jazz and the American Dream. Mack Hall Auditorium, Northfield, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2423. ‘FINISHED WAITING’: Bread & Puppet Theater founder Peter Schumann premieres a stupendously surreal new play. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15-18. Info, elise@artsriot.com.

FRI.18 activism

SLEEP-OUT FOR HOMELESSNESS: Activists camp out on the Crescent overnight to raise donations for the Veterans’ Place. BYO tent, sleeping bag and other gear. Register by March 13. Norwich University, Northfield, 4 p.m.-midnight. Free; preregister. Info, 485-8874.

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MAR. 19 | MUSIC Sing Out

Johnson, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. & 4 p.m. $70; preregister. Info, 730-0161.

In light of the ongoing tragedy in Ukraine, the Green Mountain Mahler Festival and the Vermont Youth Orchestra Association present a benefit concert for the Ukrainian Medical Association of North America and its relief efforts. Superstar Vermont conductors Daniel Bruce, Jeffrey Buettner, Matthew LaRocca and Nathaniel Lew conduct the Green Mountain Mahler Festival Orchestra and Chorus in a packed program of Ukrainian and Ukrainian-inspired classical music. Attendees may donate as much as they wish; donations will be matched up to $10,000. Masks required; vaccinations encouraged.

AN EVENING OF UKRAINIAN MUSIC Saturday, March 19, 7:30 p.m., at Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, in Colchester. Donations. Info, 999-3731, vtmahler.org.

seminars

BETHEL UNIVERSITY: See WED.16.

talks

EEE LECTURES: JAMES STEWART: The Vermont Public Radio host explains the Estonian Singing Revolution and how music can change the world. Presented by Education & Enrichment for Everyone. 2-3 p.m. $45 for season pass. Info, 343-5177.

theater

film

Memorial Library, Williston, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Free; preregister. Info, programs@ normanwilliams.org.

‘SHE KILLS MONSTERS’: See WED.16.

music

‘CHICAGO’: See THU.17.

ARCHITECTURE + DESIGN FILM SERIES: ‘ALEXANDER CALDER’: See WED.16.

WII PLAY SESSION: The library sets up a console and a bigscreen TV for an epic video game session for all ages. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See WED.16. ‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See WED.16. ‘MEERKATS 3D’: See WED.16. ‘SPACE: UNRAVELING THE COSMOS’: See WED.16. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘SONGS OF REPRESSION’: See WED.16. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘THE DAZZLED (LES EBLOUIS)’: See WED.16.

games

MAH-JONGG: Tile traders of all experience levels gather for a game session. Dorothy Alling

health & fitness ARTHRITIS FOUNDATION EXERCISE PROGRAM: See WED.16.

ONLINE GUIDED MEDITATION: Dorothy Alling Memorial Library invites attendees to relax on their lunch breaks and reconnect with their bodies. Noon-12:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@ damlvt.org. QIGONG WITH GERRY SANDWEISS: Beginners learn this ancient Chinese practice of meditative movement. Presented by Norman Williams Public Library. 8:30-9:30 a.m.

HOUSE OF WATERS: Hammered dulcimer, electric bass and jazz percussion come together for an utterly unique, eclectic performance. Next Stage Arts Project, Putney, 7:30 p.m. $17-20. Info, 387-0102. PRYDEIN: A Vermont-raised Celtic band rocks down the house. Cadillac Jack opens; provisions by Phoenix House Food Truck and McClurg’s Scottish Pub. Enosburg Opera House, Enosburg Falls, 7-10 p.m. $18; cash bar. Info, promo. fotoh@gmail.com.

outdoors

FIRESIDE FAT TIRE E-BIKE TOURS: Snowy cyclers explore the scenic Rail Trail, stopping at breweries along the way and finishing with a fireside marshmallow roast. Lamoille Valley Bike Tours,

SAT.19 activism

SLEEP-OUT FOR HOMELESSNESS: See FRI.18, midnight-noon.

agriculture

OPEN MAPLE SUGARHOUSE: Visitors are in for a sweet weekend packed with tours, demonstrations, delicious treats and snowshoe races. See calendar spotlight. Silloway Maple, Randolph Center, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 272-6249.

community

REPAIR CAFE!: Volunteers troubleshoot computers, bikes, furniture and more, or teach

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locals how to fix their things themselves. Old North End Repair Café, Burlington, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 540-2524.

crafts

ADULT CRAFTERNOON: SOCK BUNNIES: Spring is on everyone’s mind as crafters make adorable rabbits out of socks. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, noon-1:30 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 878-4918.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section. ‘ARIADNE AUF NAXOS’: Soprano Lise Davidsen makes her exhilarating Metropolitan Opera Live in HD debut in one of her signature roles, the mythological heroine of Richard Strauss’ masterpiece. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 12:55 p.m. $16-25. Info, 748-2600. ‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See WED.16. ‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See WED.16. ‘MEERKATS 3D’: See WED.16. ‘SPACE: UNRAVELING THE COSMOS’: See WED.16. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘SONGS OF REPRESSION’: See WED.16. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘THE DAZZLED (LES EBLOUIS)’: See WED.16.

food & drink

BURLINGTON IRISH HERITAGE FESTIVAL: IRISH GOURMET DINNER & CINEMA NIGHT: Diners pick up a chef-cooked meal to eat at home, then learn about the connection between Irish food, film and mythology from food historian Richard Witting. 79 Lakeview Terr., Burlington, 4-6:30 p.m. $25-40; preregister. Info, maryjomccarthy@gmail.com.

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ETHIOPIAN & ERITREAN CUISINE TAKEOUT: Foodies from the Old North End and beyond sample Mulu Tewelde’s spicy, savory, succulent meals. Vegetarian options available; bring your own bag. 20 Allen St., Burlington, 4 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, tewmlde@ yahoo.com. MIDDLEBURY FARMERS MARKET: Produce, prepared foods and local products are available for purchase at this year-round bazaar. Middlebury VFW Hall, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, middleburyfarmers mkt@yahoo.com. VERMONT BREWERS FESTIVAL: Brew-heads sample more than 100 beers from local producers at this wintry outdoor jamboree. Killington Mountain, 12-3 & 4-7 p.m. $45-165. Info, admin@ vermontbrewers.com.

p.m.-midnight. $5. Info, kelly@ vtcares.org.

Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $35-40. Info, 775-0903.

music

JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL: The Hedwig and the Angry Inch creator performs his glam rock classics in a cabaret-style show. First 100 audience members receive a free wig. The Flynn, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25-55. Info, 863-5966.

AN EVENING OF UKRAINIAN MUSIC: The Green Mountain Mahler Festival and the Vermont Youth Orchestra Association present a program of choral and orchestral music, with proceeds benefiting the Ukrainian Medical Association of North America. See calendar spotlight. Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 999-3731. JAZZ AT LINCOLN CENTER PRESENTS: ‘SONGS WE LOVE’: Three vocalists join an all-star band in celebrating the first 50 years of jazz history, from Ma Rainey to Ella Fitzgerald.

games

BEGINNER DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Waterbury Public Library game master Evan Hoffman gathers novices and veterans alike for an afternoon of virtual adventuring. Teens and adults welcome. Noon-4 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

FOMO?

PUZZLE SWAP: Folks of all ages looking for a new challenge trade their old puzzles. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

Find visual art exhibits and events in the Art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

health & fitness

SUN-STYLE TAI CHI FOR FALL PREVENTION: Seniors boost their strength and balance through gentle, flowing movements. Father Lively Center, St. Johnsbury, 10-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 751-0431.

lgbtq

QUEER DANCE PARTY: LGBTQ+ party people dance the night away as the DJ plays jam after jam. Babes Bar, Bethel, 8

Find even more local events in this newspaper and online:

art

film See what’s playing at theaters in the On Screen section.

music + nightlife Find club dates at local venues in the Music + Nightlife section online at sevendaysvt.com/ music. Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.

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MOIRA SMILEY & ECLECTICA QUARTET: The singer extraordinaire teams up with Vermont Symphony Orchestra players to celebrate Women’s History Month with a slate of songs by female composers. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. $10-20. Info, 829-8168.

outdoors

24 HOURS OF STRATTON: Winter enthusiasts gather from across New England to hit the slopes and raise funds for the Stratton Foundation. $300 must be raised per participant by March 18. Stratton Mountain Resort. Free; preregister. Info, 688-8888.

theater

‘SHE KILLS MONSTERS’: See WED.16. ‘CHICAGO’: See THU.17.

words

VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘THE DAZZLED (LES EBLOUIS)’: See WED.16.

food & drink

BAKE & BOOK SALE: Sales of snacks and stories benefit the church’s mission work. United Church of Fairfax, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Prices vary. Info, 849-6313.

PANCAKE BREAKFAST: The Knights of Columbus DeGoesbriand Council #279 serves up an all-you-can-eat brunch buffet. Cathedral of St. Joseph, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. $6-8. Info, 862-5109.

WRITERS’ WERTFREI: Authors both fledgling and published gather over Zoom to share their work in a judgment-free environment. Presented by Waterbury Public Library. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, judi@waterburypubliclibrary.com.

STONE’S THROW WINE CLUB PREVIEW: Oenophiles sample the wines that could be available to them as club members, alongside mezze-style treats. Stone’s Throw Pizza, Richmond, 4-9 p.m. Free. Info, hello@stonesthrow pizzavt.com.

health & fitness

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agriculture

OPEN MAPLE SUGARHOUSE: See SAT.19.

dance

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS PRACTICE: New and experienced meditators are always welcome to join this weekly practice in the tradition of Thich Nhat Hahn. Sangha Studio — Pine, Burlington, 6:30-8:15 p.m. Free. Info, newleaf sangha@gmail.com.

AUDUBON WEST RUTLAND MARSH BIRD WALK: Enthusiastic ornithologists go on a gentle hike and help out with the monthly marsh monitoring. Meet at the boardwalk on Marble Street. West Rutland Marsh, 8-11 a.m. Free. Info, birding@rutlandcounty audubon.org.

ORGANIZATIONAL SYSTEMS WORKSHOP: Vermont Dance Alliance teaches dancers and choreographers how to break down a maxed-out workload into an easy plan that motivates rather than overwhelms. 2-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@vermontdance.org.

SUNDAY MORNING MEDITATION: Mindful folks experience sitting and walking meditation in the Tibetan Buddhist tradition. Shambhala Meditation Center, Burlington, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, lungta108@gmail.com.

FIRESIDE FAT TIRE E-BIKE TOURS: See FRI.18.

film

MOONLIGHT SNOWSHOE TOURS: Snowshoers catch the sunset and the moonrise, then enjoy s’mores and beer around the bonfire. Ticket price includes snowshoe and headlamp rentals. Edson Hill, Stowe, 6-7 p.m. $50; preregister. Info, 253-7371.

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section. ‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See WED.16.

seminars

‘SPACE: UNRAVELING THE COSMOS’: See WED.16.

BACH ORGAN MARATHON TO BENEFIT SCHOOL MUSIC PROGRAMS: Five professional organists, accompanied by solo singers and a youth choir, perform the sublime music of Johann Sebastian Bach. Proceeds benefit music programs in MontpelierRoxbury schools. Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 1:30-4:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 223-3631.

BETHEL UNIVERSITY: See WED.16.

‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See WED.16. ‘MEERKATS 3D’: See WED.16.

music

VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘SONGS OF REPRESSION’: See WED.16.

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chittenden county

INDOOR PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Small groups enjoy a cozy session of reading, rhyming and singing. Birth through age 5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 878-4918.

mad river valley/waterbury

BABY/TODDLER STORY TIME WITH MS. CYNTHIA: Tiny tykes have fun, hear stories and meet new friends in the children’s section. Waterbury Public Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

TUE.22

ONLINE PRENATAL YOGA: See WED.16, 12:30-1:30 p.m. OPEN HOUSE FOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS & THEIR PARENTS: Community College of Vermont hosts a virtual session for prospective students interested in learning about financial aid, grants, loans and scholarships. 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 800-228-6686. PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: See THU.17. VIRTUAL TEEN WRITERS CLUB: Aspiring authors unleash their creativity through

collaborative and independent writing games. Hosted by Brownell Library. 4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-6956.

burlington

SING-ALONG WITH LINDA BASSICK: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers sing, dance and wiggle along with Linda. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME ON THE GREEN: Dorothy Alling Memorial Library leads half an hour of stories, rhymes and songs. Williston Town Green, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

stowe/smuggs

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Kiddos 5 and younger share in stories, crafts and rhymes. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3853. STEAM AFTERSCHOOL: Kids learn art, science and math through games and crafts, including paper airplane races, Lego competitions and origami. Ages 6 and up. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

TEEN SONGWRITING: Budding lyricists learn the basics of song structure in this monthlong workshop. Ages 13 through 18. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

WED.23

mad river valley/waterbury

CRAFTERNOON: See WED.16.

ART CLUB!: Artists ages 6 and up learn a new technique, style or craft every week. Waterbury Public Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, cynthia@waterburypubliclibrary.com.

middlebury area

2022 FINANCIAL REALITY FAIR: Teens and young adults connect with potential employers and learn how to make smart money decisions from Addison County Workforce Alliance experts. Hannaford Career Center, Middlebury, 4-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 388-7953.

upper valley

BABY STORY TIME: Librarians and finger-puppet friends introduce babies 20 months and younger to the joy of reading. Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 457-2295.

ONLINE PRENATAL YOGA: See WED.16.

burlington

ITTY BITTY PUBLIC SKATE: See WED.16. STEAM SPACE: See WED.16.

chittenden county

AFTERSCHOOL CRAFT: PING-PONG BALL MAZE: Little builders make fun, twisty labyrinths. Grades 3 and up. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 2-3 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918. LEGO BUILDERS: See WED.16. STORY TIME: See WED.16.

stowe/smuggs

L.I.F.T. (LGBTQIA+ INSPIRATION & FRIENDSHIP AMONG TEENS): Queer and trans kids ages 13 through 18 build connections, pursue their interests and find empowerment together. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853. WEDNESDAY CRAFTERNOON: See WED.16. K

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outdoors

24 HOURS OF STRATTON: See SAT.19. FIRST DAY OF SPRING PHENOLOGY WALK: Community scientists make note of seasonal natural phenomena on a cheery nature walk with Rutland County Audubon and Audubon Vermont. Whipple Hollow Trail, West Rutland, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 287-9338.

seminars

BETHEL UNIVERSITY: See WED.16.

talks

ANDREW BEAUPRE: An archaeologist presents a more complete picture of the 18th-century conflicts that arose during settlement of the Lake Champlain and Richelieu River Valleys. Presented by Ethan Allen Homestead. 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4556.

theater

‘SHE KILLS MONSTERS’: See WED.16, 2-3:30 p.m.

words

MARY JANE DICKERSON: The Sundog Poetry Center celebrates the life and work of a prolific Vermont poet. 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 585-8502.

MON.21

conferences

2022 PEACE & WAR SUMMIT: Military experts gather to discuss this year’s theme, “Deciphering the Russian Riddle: National Interests and Geopolitical Competitions.” See norwich.edu for full schedule. Norwich University, Northfield, 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 485-3138.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See THU.17, 1-2 p.m.

health & fitness ARTHRITIS FOUNDATION EXERCISE PROGRAM: See WED.16.

HEALTHY LIVING FOR BRAIN & BODY: The Alzheimer’s Association teaches listeners how nutrition, exercise and social activity can contribute to healthy aging. Presented by South Burlington Public Library. Noon-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, sbplprograms@southburlingtonvt. gov. WEEKLY CHAIR YOGA: Those with mobility challenges or who are new to yoga practice balance and build strength through gentle, supported movements. Twin Valley Senior Center, East Montpelier, 3 p.m. Free; preregister; donations accepted. Info, 223-6954.

outdoors

AMPHIBIAN ROAD CROSSING PROGRAM: North Branch Nature Center specialists teach concerned citizens how they can help Vermont’s frogs and salamanders cross roads safely during their annual spring migrations. 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. PUBLIC HEARINGS ON DEER & MOOSE: The Fish and Wildlife Department welcomes locals to hear proposals for the 2022 hunting season. Spaulding High School, Barre, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 828-7498.

seminars

U.S. CITIZENSHIP TEST PREPARATION: See WED.16, noon-1:30 & 3:30-4:45 p.m.

TUE.22

agriculture

‘MEERKATS 3D’: See WED.16.

THERESA CARROLL: The cofounder of interior landscaping business Mother Nature’s Helper speaks at the Burlington Garden Club of Vermont’s monthly meeting. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, lconlong@comcast.net.

‘SPACE: UNRAVELING THE COSMOS’: See WED.16.

business

‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See WED.16. ‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See WED.16.

VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘SONGS OF REPRESSION’: See WED.16. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘THE DAZZLED (LES EBLOUIS)’: See WED.16.

food & drink

SOURDOUGH 101, PART 3: BREAD: In the third of four workshops, Heike Meyer of Brot Bakehouse teaches home bakers how to use their starter to leaven delicious loaves. Presented by City Market, Onion River Co-op. 5:30-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@citymarket.coop.

MAR. 19 & 20 | AGRICULTURE

BETHEL UNIVERSITY: See WED.16.

PEAK PITCH VERMONT 2022: FreshTracks Capital hosts a day of skiing and networking for entrepreneurs and investors. Rumble’s Bistro & Bar, Warren, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, holly@ freshtrackscap.com. VERMONT DEPARTMENT OF LABOR WORKFORCE DEVELOPMENT: Job seekers drop in for tips on résumé writing, applying for jobs, and training. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 888-3853.

SEVEN DAYS MARCH 16-23, 2022

Sweet Spot

‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See WED.16.

Silloway Maple kicks sugaring season off with a bang, inviting one and all to an Open Maple Sugarhouse at its home base in Randolph Center. Visitors who tour the grounds, hike through the sugar woods or watch a live tapping demonstration get a comprehensive view of a classic family-run Vermont maple operation. The snowshoe race is anyone’s game (as long as they’ve brought their own snowshoes). And, of course, treats on tap include maple creemees, maple cotton candy, homemade doughnuts dipped in hot syrup, Silloway’s famous sugar-on-snow sundae, and even hot dogs boiled in maple sap.

OPEN MAPLE SUGARHOUSE Saturday, March 19, and Sunday, March 20, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., at Silloway Maple in Randolph Center. See website for future dates. Free. Info, 272-6249, sillowaymaple.com.

community

CURRENT EVENTS DISCUSSION GROUP: Brownell Library hosts a virtual roundtable for neighbors to pause and reflect on the news cycle. 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

conferences

2022 PEACE & WAR SUMMIT: See MON.21, 9:25 a.m.-12:05 p.m.

dance

SWING DANCING: Local Lindy hoppers and jitterbuggers convene at Vermont Swings’ weekly boogie-down. Bring clean shoes. Champlain Club, Burlington, Beginner lessons, 6:30 p.m.; social dance, 7:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

environment

CHRIS SCHADLER: The cofounder of the New Hampshire Wildlife

Coalition and representative for Project Coyote explains what humans can gain from learning to coexist with coyotes. Waterbury Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section. ‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See WED.16.

‘MEERKATS 3D’: See WED.16. ‘SPACE: UNRAVELING THE COSMOS’: See WED.16. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘SONGS OF REPRESSION’: See WED.16. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘THE DAZZLED (LES EBLOUIS)’: See WED.16.

language

ENGLISH LANGUAGE LEARNING & ACADEMIC TUTORING: Students improve their reading, writing, math or ELL skills through one-on-one time with experienced tutors. Mercy Connections, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 846-7063.

music

POSTMODERN JUKEBOX: Better late than never! The pop-jazz phenomenon kicks off the Roaring Twenties 2.0 with their trademark retro-style covers. The Flynn, Burlington, 8 p.m. $43.25-116. Info, 863-5966.

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seminars

BETHEL UNIVERSITY: See WED.16. MAP!: MAKE AN ACTION PLAN: Guest speakers and the Mercy Connections team help students plan how to live their best post-pandemic lives. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 846-7063.

words

AMY KLINGER: The author launches her debut novel, In Light of Recent Events, a witty workplace dramedy of errors. Presented by Phoenix Books. 7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 448-3350. BROWN BAG BOOK DISCUSSION: Dorothy Alling Memorial Library’s virtual book club dissects Imbolo Mbue’s Behold the Dreamers over lunch. 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@damlvt.org. READ BETWEEN THE LINES: Longtime Norman Williams Public Library volunteer Donna Steed leads a group in a discussion about a new novel each month. 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@ normanwilliams.org. WORK IN PROGRESS: Members of this writing group motivate each other to put pen to paper for at least an hour, then debrief together. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

WED.23 community

CURRENT EVENTS OVER ZOOM: Dorothy Alling Memorial Library leads an informal discussion about what’s in the news. 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, programs@damlvt.org. VERMONT WOMEN’S MENTORING PROGRAM: See WED.16.

crafts

FIRESIDE KNITTING GROUP: See WED.16.

etc.

HOMESTEADERS’ MEETUP: Like-minded neighbors gather to talk about sustainability, food systems and off-grid living. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section. ‘ADAPTATION’: Nicolas Cage plays both a struggling screenwriter and his freeloading twin brother in this delightfully absurd comedy about art and passion. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600. ‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See WED.16.

‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See WED.16. ‘LADY BIRD’: A riveting discussion follows the screening of this beloved coming-of-age drama. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

Green Mountain Conservation Camp, Castleton, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 828-7498.

seminars

BETHEL UNIVERSITY: See WED.16.

VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘THE DAZZLED (LES EBLOUIS)’: See WED.16.

SAVING FOR RETIREMENT: IRA NEED-TO-KNOWS: Folks saving for retirement learn about different types of accounts, saving strategies and recent IRS changes. Presented by New England Federal Credit Union. Noon-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 764-6940.

food & drink

U.S. CITIZENSHIP TEST PREPARATION: See WED.16.

‘MEERKATS 3D’: See WED.16. ‘SPACE: UNRAVELING THE COSMOS’: See WED.16. VTIFF VIRTUAL CINEMA: ‘SONGS OF REPRESSION’: See WED.16.

A FILIPINO FEAST: CHICKEN SOTANGHON SOUP: Chef Maria Garrido demonstrates how to cook a warming, gingery noodle soup. Presented by City Market, Onion River Co-op. 5:30-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@ citymarket.coop.

health & fitness ARTHRITIS FOUNDATION EXERCISE PROGRAM: See WED.16.

CHAIR YOGA: See WED.16. LET PEACE BEGIN WITH ME: Meditation teacher River Buffum leads a session for anyone feeling troubled about the state of the world. Presented by Waterbury Public Library. 8 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

language

ELL CLASSES: ENGLISH FOR BEGINNERS & INTERMEDIATE STUDENTS: See WED.16. SPANISH CONVERSATION MEETUP ONLINE: Fluent and beginner speakers brush up on their español with a discussion led by a Spanish teacher. Presented by Dorothy Alling Memorial Library. 4-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918.

talks

JUDY DOW: The director of Gedakina, a Native American education organization, speaks on the past, present and future of Abenaki folks in the Champlain Valley. Presented by the Ferrisburgh Conservation Commission. 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 318-7197.

tech

INTRODUCTION TO SEARCH ENGINES: AN OLDER ADULTS’ GUIDE: Technology for Tomorrow instructors explain how to search smartly and efficiently. Noon-1:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 448-0595.

theater

Want to memorialize a loved one? We’re here to help. Our obituary and in memoriam services are affordable, accessible and handled with personal care. Share your loved one’s story with the local community in Lifelines.

‘THE THIN PLACE’: Vermont Stage presents a play about ghosts and a woman who can speak to them, transforming the theater into an intimate séance. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $31.05-38.50. Info, 862-1497. m

lgbtq

WINTER SPEAKER SERIES: RACHEL HOPE CLEVES: The author and historian draws from the archives to reveal the history of 19th-century same-sex couple Charity Bryant and Sylvia Drake. Presented by Vermont Historical Society. Noon. Free; preregister. Info, 479-8500.

music

ADULT UKULELE CLASS: See WED.16.

outdoors

NATURALIST JOURNEYS: FREYA MCGREGOR: The occupational therapist explains how her organization, Birdability, is making birding accessible to all. Presented by North Branch Nature Center and Green Mountain Audubon Society. 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. PUBLIC HEARINGS ON DEER & MOOSE: The Fish and Wildlife Department welcomes locals to hear proposals for the 2022 hunting season. Edward F. Kehoe

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art DAVIS STUDIO ART CLASSES: Discover your happy place in one of our weekly classes. Making art boosts emotional well-being and brings joy to your life, especially when you connect with other art enthusiasts. Select the ongoing program that’s right for you. Now enrolling youth and adults for classes in drawing, painting and fused glass. Location: Davis Studio, 916 Shelburne Rd., South Burlington. Info: 425-2700, davisstudiovt.com.

gardening ARTFUL KITCHEN GARDEN DESIGN WITH ELLEN ECKER OGDEN: A true kitchen garden opens your senses in new ways and is more than a place to grow food. In this lecture, join gardener and author Ellen Ecker Ogden to discover how to grow an edible garden with an eye toward beauty, productivity and sanctuary. Scholarships available. Mar. 12, 10-11:30 a.m. Cost: $15. Location: Red Wagon Plants, Zoom. Info: Sarah McIlvennie, 482-4060, sarah.m@redwagonplants.com, redwagonplants.com.

Possible projects include game pieces, accessories, boards and other components. Mon., Apr. 11 & Wed., Apr. 13, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $140. Location: Generator, 40 Sears La., Burlington. Info: Sam Graulty, 5400761, education@generatorvt.com, generatorvt.com/workshops.

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GENERATOR is a combination of artist studios, classroom, and business incubator at the intersection of art, science, and technology. We provide tools, expertise, education, and opportunity – to enable all members of our community to create, collaborate, and make their ideas a reality. LASER-CUT RUBBER STAMP WORKSHOP: Design and make your own custom rubber stamp! Students will use Adobe Illustrator to create their own image or text, then etch it onto rubber using Generator’s Epilog laser cutters. Finally, they will create their own mount for their rubber die. Note: Stamps may change as we get a protoype. Wed., Mar. 23 & 30, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $145. Location: Generator, 40 Sears La., Burlington. Info: Sam Graulty, 540-0761, education@ generatorvt.com, generatorvt. com/workshops. LASER-CUT TABLETOP GAME WORKSHOP: Want to make your own version of a tabletop game, game accessory or invent a new game? With the help of a skilled instructor, you’ll design your project using graphic design software, then create your object on the laser cutter.

SPOON CARVING WORKSHOP: Using a few quintessential green woodworking tools — the drawknife, gouge and spokeshave — we will go over one of the many ways to carve a spoon. We will cover getting material out of a log, steam bending the crook and finishing. All skills levels are welcome. Sat., Apr. 2, 9 a.m.-noon. Cost: $125. Location: Generator, 40 Sears La., Burlington. Info: Sam Graulty, 540-0761, education@generatorvt.com, generatorvt.com/workshops.

language ADULT LIVE SPANISH E-CLASSES: Join us for adult Spanish classes this spring, using Zoom online videoconferencing. Our 16th year. Learn from a native speaker via small group classes and individual instruction. You’ll always be participating and speaking. Five different levels. Note: Classes fill up fast. See our website or contact us

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AFTERLIFE JOURNEY OF THE SOUL: Where do we go after we leave the physical plane? Carl Jung and a wide variety of spiritual traditions are clear: The soul’s journey does not end at death. Learn why Jung felt that it’s essential to have a sense of what to expect after we die. Led by Sue Mehrtens. Wed., Apr. 6, 13, 20, 27 & May 4, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $60 PayPal or check. Location: Jungian Center, Zoom. Info: Sue Mehrtens, 244-7909, info@jungiancenter.org, jungiancenter.org.

martial arts VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: This school was developed to communicate the importance of proper, legitimate and complete Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instruction. We cover fundamentals of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with a realistic approach to self-defense training skills in a friendly, safe and positive environment. All are welcome; no experience required. Develop confidence, strength and endurance. Julio Cesar “Foca” Fernandez Nunes was born and raised on the shores of Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Earning his black belt and representing the Carlson Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Team, Julio “Foca” went on to become a five-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Champion, three-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion and two-time IBJJF World JiuJitsu Champion! Julio “Foca” is the only CBJJP, USBJJF and IBJJF-certified seventh-degree coral belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense instructor under late grand master Carlson Gracie Sr. currently teaching in the USA. Accept no Iimitations! Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 598-2839, julio@bjjusa.com, vermontbjj.com.

ANXIETY: ONLINE GROUP THERAPY: Don’t struggle alone — join our online counseling group for anxiety disorders, facilitated by a Vermont mental health counselor. Learn, share and heal with a caring group of fellow anxiety warriors. Affordable and confidential. Every Sun. 7:30-9 p.m. Cost: $25. Location: Online. Info: Wylie Shipman, 557-5550, wylie@panicsucks.com, panicsucks.com/groups.

women LEADERSHIP GROWTH & DISCOVERY: For women seeking professional or personal leadership growth, confidence, or clarity of a worthy goal, join eight women and four horses for six extraordinary evenings outdoors. Receive a Women’s Leadership Experience certificate. Check with your employer for professional credits or reimbursement. Six Wed. evenings, Apr. 27-Jun. 1, 5-7 p.m. Cost: $625/6 2-hr. (+) on-site sessions. Location: Horses & Pathfinders, 6899 Rte. 100B, Moretown. Info: Horses and Pathfinders Leadership & Team Development, Lucinda Newman, 223-1903, questions@horsesandpathfinders. com, horsesandpathfinders.com.

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journey into the spirit realms to meet with compassionate helping spirits. You will have the opportunity to meet your power animal and spirit teacher, and experience an introduction to core shamanic divination and healing. Apr. 23 & 24, starting at 9:30 a.m. Cost: $225/11-hr. class. Location: Shaman’s Flame Workshop Center, 644 Log Town Rd., Woodbury. Info: Peter Clark, 456-8735, peterclark13@gmail. com, shamansflame.com.

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INSPIRED YOGA TEACHER TRAINING: Looking to deepen your practice and become a 200-hour Yoga Alliance-certified/qualified teacher? Inspired Yoga’s teacher training weekend sessions begin on Fri., Mar. 18. Students will study asana, anatomy, pranayama, subtle body, teaching methodology, philosophy and ethics, with an emphasis on creating classes for all ages, abilities and circumstances. Only eight spots remain. VSAC grant eligible. Monthly. 200-hr. Location: Inspired Yoga, 137 Main St., Suite 101, Newport. Info: Inspired Yoga, Casey Baraw, 3237911, inspiredyogavt@gmail.com, inspiredyogavt.com.

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Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent that they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the Act 250 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before March 31, 2022, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing, or the Commission sets the matter for a hearing on its own motion. Any person as defined in 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1) may request a hearing. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or sub-criteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other person eligible for party status under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E) must include a petition for party status under the Act 250 Rules. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 9th day of March, 2022. By: /s/Rachel Lomonaco, District Coordinator Rachel Lomonaco, District Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 802-879-5658 rachel.lomonaco@vermont.gov BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2022, 5:00 PM PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE Virtual Remote Meeting

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Plans may be viewed upon request by contacting the Department of Permitting & Inspections between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. Participation in the DRB proceeding is a prerequisite to the right to take any subsequent appeal. Please note that ANYTHING submitted to the Zoning office is considered public and cannot be kept confidential. This may not be the final order in which items will be heard. Please view final Agenda, at www.burlingtonvt.gov/dpi/ drb/agendas or the office notice board, one week before the hearing for the order in which items will be heard.

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The District 4 Environmental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51—Minor Applications. A copy of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the office listed below. The application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (http://nrb.vermont. gov) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0190-12.”

If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the District Coordinator as soon as possible, and by no later than March 31, 2022.

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 4C0190-12 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On January 13, 2022, 55 Community Drive, 88 Technology Park Way, South Burlington, VT 05403 and Greenfield Capital, LLC, South Burlington, VT 05403 filed application number 4C0190-12 for a project generally described as (1) the merging of Lots 10, 11 and 12 to create new Lot12 consisting of 19.84-acres, (2) the construction of 77,580 sf commercial building composed of a 3-story office building including an on-site cafe and a connected warehouse, and (3) construction of associated site improvements, utilities, driveways, parking areas and landscaping.The project is located on 443 Community Drive in South Burlington, Vermont. The application was deemed complete on February 3, 2022.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-TWO AN ORDINANCE IN RELATION TO COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE – PERMITTING ADJUSTMENTS ZA #22-02 ORDINANCE 5.09 Sponsor: Office of City Planning, Planning Commission, Ordinance Committee Public Hearing Dates: 02/22/22 First reading: 12/20/21 Referred to: Ordinance Committee Rules suspended and placed in all stages of passage: _ Second reading: 02/22/22 Action: adopted Date: 02/22/22 Signed by Mayor: 03/10/22 Published: 03/16/22 Effective: 04/06/22 It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington as follows: That Appendix A, Comprehensive Development Ordinance, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sections 3.1.2, Zoning Permit Required, and 4.5.4, Natural Resource Protection Overlay (NR) District, thereof to read as follows:

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in a non-design review portion of the RL zoning district lawfully in existence prior to the adoption of this ordinance on a conforming lot, and not on or eligible for listing on the State or National Register of Historic Places. Such an exemption shall not be applicable to any of the following changes, which do require a zoning permit: A. Increased lot coverage;

2. - 17. As written. 18. A change in use from one permitted non-residential use to another permitted non-residential use, provided that no development is included, no minimum parking requirement applies, and impact fees are not applicable. This exemption does not apply to uses affected by Article 5, Part 4: Special Use Regulations. (D)As written. ***

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(f) District Specific Regulations: Special Flood Hazard Area: 1. Additional Application Requirements The following information shall be submitted in addition to the applicable requirements of Article 3 for any development proposed within a Special Flood Hazard Area: A. Base flood elevation data for all subdivision proposals and other proposed new developments containing more than fifty (50) lots or covering more than five (5) acres; B. The elevation, in relation to mean sea level, of the lowest floor, including basement, of all new construction or substantial improvements of structures; C. Confirmation if such structures contain a basement; and D. The elevation, in relation to mean sea level, to which any structure has been flood proofed. E. A Vermont Agency of Natural Resources Project Review Sheet for the proposal should be filled out. The Project Review Sheet should identify all State and Federal agencies from which permit approval is required for the proposal, and shall be filed as a required attachment to the City permit application. The identified permits, or letters indicating that such permits are not required, shall be submitted to the Administrative Officer and attached to the permit application before work can begin. In addition, the DRB shall require of the applicant may be required to provide any of the following information deemed necessary for determining the suitability of the particular site for the proposed use: F. Plans in triplicate, drawn to scale, showing the location, dimensions, contours and elevation of the lot; the size and location on the site of existing and/or proposed structures, fill or storage of materials; the location and elevations of streets, water supply and sanitary facilities; and the relationship of the above to the location of the channel, floodway and base flood elevation where such information is available; G. A typical valley cross-section showing the channel of the stream, elevation of land areas adjoining each side of the channel and cross-sectional areas to be occupied by the proposed development;

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5. Mandatory DEC Notification and 30-Day Review Period As written.

I. Specifications for building construction and materials, flood proofing, mining, dredging, filling, grading, paving, excavation or drilling, channel improvement, storage of materials, water supply and sanitary facilities.

6. Evaluation

The following open land uses shall be permitted within the floodway areas to the extent that they are permitted or conditionally permitted in the underlying zoning district, and provided that they do not require the erection of structures or storage of materials and equipment, the borrowing of fill from outside the floodway area, or channel modification or relocation, and do not obstruct flood flows, nor result in any increase in flood levels during the occurrence of the base flood discharge, decrease the water-carrying capacity of the floodway or channel, or increase off-site flood damage potential: A. Agricultural uses, such as general farming, pasture, orchard, and grazing, outdoor plant nurseries, truck farming, and forestry; B. Recreation uses, such as parks, camps, picnic grounds, tennis courts, golf courses, golf driving ranges, archery and shooting ranges, hiking and riding trails, hunting and fishing areas, game farms, fish hatcheries, wildlife sanctuaries, nature preserves, swimming areas and boat launching sites; and/or C. Accessory residential uses, such as lawns, gardens, and parking areas. 3. Permitted Uses in Special Flood Hazard Areas (including Floodway areas) A. All those permitted open space uses as listed in Section 4.5.4.(f).2 above shall be permitted in the Special Flood Hazard Areas. B. All other uses permitted in the underlying zoning district are permitted only upon review and approval by the DRB as per subpart 7 below. 4. Permitted Accessory Uses in Special Flood Hazard Areas (Including Floodway areas) Uses customarily accessory and incidental to any of the permitted uses listed in underlying zoning district may be permitted, subject to the limitations therein.

In reviewing Review of the application, the DRB shall consider shall include the evaluation ofby the Department of Environmental Conservation. and shall determine that Approval shall be predicated on finding that the proposed use will conform to the development standards of subpart 7 below. 7. Special Review Criteria In reviewing each application, the DRB shall assure that the The flood-carrying capacity within any portion of an altered or relocated watercourse shall be is maintained. Review and shall consider: A – K. As written. Approval Conditions 8. Upon consideration of those factors in subpart 7 above and the purposes of these regulations, the DRB shall attach the following conditions shall be attached to any permit it chooses to granted. In Floodway Areas such conditions require that: A – B. As written. In all Special Flood Hazard Areas (including Floodway areas) such conditions require that: C. – H. As written. 9. - 11. As written. *** * **

Date: 02/22/22 Signed by Mayor: 03/10/22 Published: 03/16/22 Effective: 04/06/22 It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington as follows: That Appendix A, Comprehensive Development Ordinance, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Section 13.1.2, Definitions, Adaptive Reuse, to read as follows:

For the purpose of this ordinance certain terms and words are herein defined as follows: Unless defined to the contrary in Section 4303 of the Vermont Planning and Development Act as amended, or defined otherwise in this section, definitions contained in the building code of the City of Burlington, Sections 8-2 and 13-1 of the Code of Ordinances, as amended, incorporating the currently adopted edition of the American Insurance Association’s “National Building Code” and the National Fire Protection Association’s “National Fire Code” shall prevail. Additional definitions specifically pertaining to Art. 14 planBTV: Downtown Code can be found in Sec. 14.8, and shall take precedence without limitation over any duplicative or conflicting definitions of this Article.

H. A profile showing the slope of the bottom of the channel or flow line of the stream; and

2. Permitted Uses in Floodway Areas

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CITY OF BURLINGTON IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-TWO AN ORDINANCE IN RELATION TO COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE – ADAPTIVE REUSE DEFINITION ZA #21-04 ORDINANCE 5.07 Sponsor: Office of City Planning, Planning Commission, Ordinance Committee Public Hearing Dates: 02/22/22 First reading: 03/08/21 Referred to: Ordinance Committee Rules suspended and placed in all stages of passage: __ Second reading: 02/22/22 Action: adopted

*** Adaptive Reuse: For the purposes of this ordinance, adaptive reuse shall refer to The rehabilitation and reuse of a building or site listed or eligible for listing in the United States Department of the Interior’s National Register of Historic Places or the Vermont State Register of Historic Places for a purpose other than that for which it was built or for which it was designed where alterations do not radically change, obscure, or destroy character-defining spaces, materials, features or finishes. *** * **

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CITY OF BURLINGTON IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-TWO AN ORDINANCE IN RELATION TO COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE – ORDINANCE 5.08 Sponsor: Office of City Planning, Planning Commission, Ordinance Committee Public Hearing Dates: 02/22/22 First reading: 12/20/21 Referred to: Ordinance Committee Rules suspended and placed in all stages of passage: _____ Second reading: 02/22/22 Action: adopted Date: 02/22/22 Signed by Mayor: 03/10/22 Published: 03/16/22 Effective: 04/06/22 It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington as follows: That Appendix A, Comprehensive Development Ordinance, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sections 4.4.5(d), {Residential} District Specific Regulations, 5.3.4(a), {Nonconforming Uses} Changes and Modifications, and 5.4.8(e) Historic Building Rehabilitation Bonus, thereof to read as follows: Sec. 4.4.5 Residential Districts (a) – (c) As written. (d) District Specific Regulations: The following regulations are district-specific

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A nonconforming use may be changed to a conforming use pursuant to all applicable provisions of this ordinance. When a nonconforming use has been made conforming, it shall not be made nonconforming again.

district in Sec 4.4.4(b) and 4.4.5(b) shall not apply. The extent of development shall instead be limited to an expansion up to a total of 125% of pre-application gross floor area of the qualifying principal building in (i) above;

Any change or modification to a nonconforming (iii) The rehabilitation conforms to the requireuse, other than to full conformity under this ments of Sec. 5.4.8 (b) above; uses 2,000 sqft or larger in gross floor area shall Ordinance, shall only be allowed as specified below not be permitted. In combination, the sum of and shall require conditional use approval pursuant Page (iv) 6 Neighborhood commercial uses may be permitted by the subject to theDEVELOPMENT applicable ORDINANCE – neighborhood commercial uses shall be limited to the provisions of Article 3, Part 5 by the DRB.36 An Ordinance in Relation to DRBCOMPREHENSIVE Page 3 Preservation Rehabilitation Bonus 37 requirements of Sec.Historic 4.4.5(d)(5)(A); and, to no more than 50% of the gross floor area of the exceptions, bonuses, and standards unique24toAn Ordinanceexisting in Relation to COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE – ZA #22-01 38 1. Nonconforming Non-Residential Use: structure; and, Historic Preservation Rehabilitation Bonus 25 to, 39 the residential districts. They are in addition (v) Lot coverage shall not exceed: ZA #22-01 26 (v) Lot coverage shall not exceed: 137 or may modify, city-wide standards as provided in A nonconforming non-residential use shall not be Lot coverage shall not exceed: 27 Table 5.4.8-1: Historic Building Rehabilitation Bonus Article 5 of this ordinance and district standards as Lot coverage shall not exceed: 57 expanded or altered in any way, other than to full District Maximum Coverage provided above. conformity under this Ordinance, except as follows: Table 4.4.5-6: Adaptive Reuse Bonus

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Maximum Coverage Greater of 50% (62% with inclusionary allowance), or expansion up to a total of 125% of pre-existing building coverage. Greater of 60% (72% with inclusionary allowance), or expansion up to a total of 125% 0of pre-existing building coverage. COMPREHENSIVE ORDINANCE – Greater of 80%DEVELOPMENT (92% with inclusionary Historic Preservation Rehabilitation allowance), or expansion up toBonus a total of 125% ZA #22-01 of pre-existing building coverage.

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A. Exception for residential conversion. A non-residential nonconforming use may be converted to a residential non-conforming use pursuant to the applicable adaptive reuse or 138 139 residential conversion provisions of Sec. 4.4.5(d) 140 (6 7).

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Expansion up to a total of 125% of preapplication principal building coverage. Expansion up to a total of 125% of preapplication principal building coverage. Expansion up to a total of 125% of preapplication principal building coverage.

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25 ** Material underlined added. 141 26 in Neighborhood commercial uses as defined Material stricken out deleted. 142 * 27 the Article 13 and intended to primarily serve 58 B. Existing Neighborhood Commercial Uses. 143 ** Material underlined added. Lot coverage shall not exceed: 57 nearby residential area shall be considered59 C. B. Residential Conversion Bonus. STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CIVIL 144 C. B. Residential Conversion Bonus. Table 4.4.5-6: Adaptive Reuse Bonus 145 tm/KS: Ordinances 2021/Zoning Amendment – ZA 22-01, Historic Preservation Bonus Development in excess of the limits set forth in Tables 4.4.5-2 and 4.4.5-3 may Existing be permittednon-residential uses intended to primarily 60 permitted uses in all r Residential and Institutional DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT CASE NO. CASE NO. 146 Secs. 4.4.5(d), 5.3.4(a), 5.4.8(e) District Maximum Coverage by the DRB subject to conditional use review for the conversion of an existing non61 districts subject to the following: serve the nearby residential area shall not be 147 2/17/22 22-CV-00775 Development in excess thenot limits set forthbuilding in conforming principal use involving a historic to a conforming 62 RL, RL-W nonresidential Greater of 50%of(62% with inclusionary IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME considered non-conforming to the extent they residential use subject to all of the following conditions: 63 Tables 4.4.5-2 and 4.4.5-3 may up be allowance), or expansion topermitted a total of 125%by This exemption shall only apply to: Any structure for demolition shall review not be listed in the with the provisions of Sec. 4.4.5(d)(5 6). 64 ofproposed pre-existing building coverage. comply the(i)DRB subject to conditional use foror eligible for listing the(72% Interior’s National Register of Historic Places or the 65 RM,United RM-WStates Department Greater of of 60% with inclusionary OF GARY J. RAVLIN theVermont conversion of anofexisting non-conforming State Register Historic Places;upand, 66 allowance), or expansion to a total of 125% Historic neighborhood commercial buildings

nonresidential principal use not involving a historic

that are listed or eligible for listing on the state 67 or national register and originally designed and constructed for such purpose(s); or,

2. Nonconforming Residential Use:

pre-existing building coverage. (i) (ii) Lot0of coverage and residential density shall not exceed: RH Greater of 80% (92% with inclusionary building to a conforming residential use subject to A change or expansion of a non-conforming resi4.4.5-7:allowance), Residential Bonus orConversion expansion up to a total of 125% all of Table the following conditions: of pre-existing building District Maximum Lot coverage. Maximum Density dential use may be allowed subject to conditional Coverage 58 use approval pursuant to the provisions of Article (dwelling unit/acre) (i) Any structure proposed for demolition shall not B. Residential Conversion Bonus. A street level neighborhood commercial59useC. 3, Part 5 by the DRB provided: 8 du/ac RL, RL-W 50% be listed or eligible for listing in the United States 60 as of Development in excess of the limits set forth in Tables 4.4.5-2 and 4.4.5-3 may be permitted as defined in Article 13 in lawful existence the Interior’s National Register of 61 by Department the DRB subject toof conditional use review for the conversion of an existing non(62% with (8.75 with inclusionary January 1, 2007. Such an expansion does not add any additional 62 conforming nonresidential principal use not involving a historic buildingof to a conforming inclusionary allowance) Historic Places or the Vermont State Register 63 residential use subject to all of theallowance) following conditions: dwelling units except as may be permitted for Historic Places; and, (ii) – (v) As written. (i) Any structure proposed for demolition shall not be listed or eligible for listing inadaptive the 64 reuse or residential conversion bonuses 30Historic du/ac Places or the RM, RM-W 60% United States Department of the Interior’s National Register of 65 approved per the provisions of Sec. 4.4.5(d)(6 7), (i) - (ii)State LotRegister coverage andPlaces; residential density shall Vermont of Historic and, (72% with (37.5 with inclusionary (vi) Hours of operation shall be limited to666:00am the Historic Building Rehabilitation Bonus under allowance) not (i) exceed: (ii) Lot coverage andinclusionary residential density shall not exceed: 67 to 11:00pm seven days per week. Any expansion in allowance) Sec. 5.4.8 (e), and or for Accessory Dwelling Units the hours of operation of an existing neighborhood Table 4.4.5-7: Residential Conversion Bonus per the provisions of Sec. 5.4.5; 60 du/ac RH District Maximum80% Lot Maximum Density commercial use shall require conditional use Coverage (92% with (69 with inclusionary (dwelling unit/acre) review by the DRB. – C. As written. allowance) inclusionary RL, RL-W 50% 8 du/ac allowance)

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Residential Development Bonuses. RM, RM-W

The following exceptions to maximum allowable residential density and dimensional standards in Tables 4.4.5-2 and 4.4.5-3 may be approved in any combination subject to the maximum limits set forth in Table 4.4.5-8 at the discretion of the DRB. Any bonuses that are given pursuant to this ordinance now or in the future shall be regarded as 68 an exception to the limits otherwise applicable. A.

Senior Housing Bonus. As written.

Adaptive Reuse Bonus.

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(72% with inclusionary allowance)

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D C. Limitations on Residential Development Bonuses:

The intensity and extent of development shall be 78 limited by gross floor area maximum in (ii) above 79 and Table 4.4.5-6 below; 80 81

82 The adaptive reuse and rehabilitation conforms the requirements of Art 5, Historic Buildings;83 84 85

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Any change or modification to a nonconforming use, other than to full conformity under this Ordinance, only Nonconforming be allowed as specified below and shall require conditional use approval Sec.shall 5.3.4 Uses pursuant to the provisions of Article 3, Part 5 by the DRB.

(a) Changes and Modifications: 1. Nonconforming Non-Residential Use:

Sec. 5.4.8 Historic Buildings and Sites The City seeks to preserve, maintain, and enhance those aspects of the city having historical, architectural, archaeological, and cultural merit. Specifically, these regulations seek to achieve the following goals: ∙ To preserve, maintain and enhance Burlington’s historic character, scale, architectural integrity, and cultural resources;

districts, development in excess of the limits set forth in Tables 4.4.4-1, 4.4.5-2 and 4.4.5-3 may be the DRB subject to all of the following (i) The principal building shall be listed or eligible for listing in the United States Department of the Interior’s National Register of Historic Places or the Vermont State Register of Historic Places;

A nonconforming non-residential use shall not be expanded or altered in any way, other than (ii) to full The conformity under this Ordinance, except as follows:

A. Exception for residential conversion.

A non-residential nonconforming use may be converted to a residential non-conforming use pursuant to the applicable adaptive reuse or residential conversion provisions of Sec. 4.4.5(d)(67).

B. Existing Neighborhood Commercial Uses.

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Existing non-residential uses intended to primarily serve the nearby residential area shall not be considered non-conforming to the extent they comply with the provisions of Sec. 4.4.5(d)(56).

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Sec. 5.3.4 Nonconforming Uses be applicable per Table 5.4.8-1 Historic Building permitted by (a) Changes and Modifications: Rehabilitation A nonconforming use may beBonus. changed to a conforming use pursuant to all applicable provisionsconditions: of to this ordinance. When a nonconforming use has been made conforming, it shall not be made nonconforming again.

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Maximum Maximum Height Lot Coverage* (a) – (d) As written. 45-feet 92% (68-ft in RH Overlay) (e) Historic Building Rehabilitation Bonus: RM-W 40 du/ac 60-feet 72% RM 40 du/ac 35-feet 6072% The density limits of the underlying residential RL, RL-W 20 du/ac 35-feet 5062% In order to facilitate the rehabilitation and reuse of * - or 125% of the pre-application gross floor area or coverage of the qualifying principal building as may zoning district in Sec 4.4.5(b) above shall not76apply. historic buildings in Residential and Institutional be applicable per Table 5.4.8-1 Historic Building Rehabilitation Bonus. 77 District

A hearing on The Housing Foundation, Inc.’s Verified Complaint to declare as abandoned and uninhabitable the mobile home of Gary J. Ravlin, located at the Birchwood Manor Mobile Home Park, Lot #48, 28 Owen Court in Milton, Vermont has been set for March 24, 2022 at 1:00 p.m. To participate in this hearing, the WEBEX Login Information is as follows:

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For projects where the conditions of more than ∙ To foster the preservation of Burlington’s historic one applicable bonus listed above and under Development in excess of the limits set forth in and cultural resources as part of an attractive, Tables 4.4.5-2 and 4.4.5-3 may be permitted by Page 4 Sec. 5.4.8 (e) are met, the applicant may use the vibrant, and livable community in which to live, most permissive exemption to the underlying lot – the DRB subject to conditional use review for28 An Ordinance in Relation to COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE work and visit; Historic Preservation Rehabilitation Bonus coverage or residential densities applicable. the conversion of an existing non-conforming29 ZA #22-01 30 nonresidential principal use within a historic 31 ∙ To promote a sense of community based on InLimitations no caseonshall any Development development bonuses and DC. Residential Bonuses: 69 to building to a conforming residential use subject understanding the city’s historic growth and For projects where the conditions of more than one applicable bonus listed above and 70 allowances granted, either individually or in all of the following conditions: and maintaining the city’s sense under Sec. 5.4.8 (e) are met, the applicant may use the most permissive exemption todevelopment, the 71 combination, enable a building toapplicable. exceed the underlying lot coverage or residential densities 72 of place by protecting its historic and cultural maximum density, lot coverage building The building shall be listed or eligible for listing In no case shall any development bonuses andand allowances granted,height either individually or in 73 resources; and, combination, building to exceed the maximum density, lot coverage and building 74 permitted inenable anyadistrict as defined below: in the United States Department of the Interior’s height permitted in any district as defined below: 75 National Register of Historic Places or the Vermont ∙ To promote the adaptive re-use of historic Table 4.4.5-8: Maximum Density, Lot Coverage and Building Heights State Register of Historic Places; buildings and sites. with Bonuses The gross floor area shall not exceed the preredevelopment gross floor area of the existing structure by more than twenty-five (25) percent;

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VERIFIED COMPLAINT FOR ABANDONMENT PURSUANT TO 10 V.S.A. § 6249(i) (Uninhabitable) NOW COMES The Housing Foundation, Inc. (“HFI”), by and through its counsel Nadine L. Scibek, and hereby complains as follows: 1. HFI, a Vermont non-profit corporation with a principal place of business in Montpelier, County of Washington, State of Vermont, is the record owner of a mobile home park known as the Birchwood Manor Mobile Home Park located in the Town of Milton, Vermont (the “Park”). The Park is managed by the Vermont State Housing Authority. 2. Gary J. Ravlin (“Ravlin”) is the record owner of a certain mobile home, described as a 1974 Champion, 14’ x 65’, bearing serial number 58-5-995-0448 (the “Mobile Home”), located on Lot #48, Birchwood Manor Mobile Home Park, 28 Owen Court in Milton, Vermont. See attached Bill of Sale. 3. Ravlin leased a lot in the Park for his mobile home from HFI pursuant to a written lease. Ravlin paid a security deposit in the amount of $250.00 to HFI. See attached Lease. 4. Ravlin is deceased. His date of death is April 2, 2020. See attached Death Certificate. 5. No petition to open a probate estate has been filed for Ravlin per the Chittenden County Probate Court. 6.

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SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSIFIEDS home was Ravlin. The mobile home has been abandoned and is unoccupied. After Ravlin’s death, his sister Cheryl Belval contacted the Park Owner and indicated that she had cleaned out the mobile home, advised the family has no interest in the mobile home and she considered it abandoned. 7. The following security interests, mortgages, liens and encumbrances appear of record with respect to the mobile home: a. Ravlin is in arrears on obligations to pay property taxes to the Town of Milton, Vermont in the aggregate amount of $873.48, plus any additional interest and penalties. The delinquent property taxes are now a lien on the property. See attached Tax Bill & Letter from Town. b. Ravlin is in arrears on obligations to pay water bills to the Town of Milton, Vermont in the aggregate amount of $657.30, plus any additional interest and penalties. The delinquent water bills are now a lien on the property. See attached Notice from Town of Milton. c. Mortgage Deed given by Ravlin to Champlain Housing Trust, Inc. dated August 6, 2013 and recorded in the Milton Land Records on September 16, 2013 in Volume 440 at Pages 382-383. 8. Mobile home storage fees continue to accrue at the rate of $343.00 per month. Rent, storage fees and late charges due HFI as of March, 2022 total $7,575.83. Court costs and attorney’s fees from this action to date exceed $750.00. See attached Account History. 9. HFI sent written notice by certified mail to the Town of Milton on December 23, 2021 of HFI’s intent to commence this abandonment action as required by statute. See attached. 10. The mobile home is uninhabitable. Thomas Young, Property Manager and duly authorized agent for the Park owner, will testify under oath as to the poor and unlivable condition of this mobile home at the abandonment hearing. WHEREFORE, HFI respectfully requests that the Honorable Court enter an order as follows: 1. Declare that the mobile home has been abandoned; 2. Transfer the mobile home that is unfit for human habitation to Park owner HFI without a public auction so that it may be removed and disposed of accordingly. 3. Order pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(j) that the mobile home and any security deposit paid be conveyed to the Park Owner in “as is” condition, and free from all liens and other encumbrances of record. DATED this 4th day of March, 2022. THE HOUSING FOUNDATION, INC. BY: Nadine L. Scibek Attorney for HFI I declare that the above statement is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge and belief. I understand that if the above statement is false, I will be subject to the penalty of perjury or other sanctions in the discretion of the Court. March 4, 2022 By: Thomas Young, Duly Authorized Agent for HFI

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or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period. Dated: 3/8/2022 Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Austin Wheeler, Executor/Administrator: Corey F Wood, Esq., Bergeron, Paradis & Fitzpatrick, 34 Pearl St, Essex Junction, VT 05452, 802-879-6304 Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th, 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Addison Unit Probate Division Address of Probate Court: 7 Mahady Court, Middlebury VT 05753 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION ADDISON UNIT DOCKET NO.: 22-PR-00955 In re ESTATE of Barbara Hammerlind NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of: Barbara Hammerlind, late of Cornwall, Vermont I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period. Dated: 3/14/22 Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Austin Wheeler Executor/Administrator: Austin Wheeler ℅ Corey F. Wood Esq., Bergeron, Paradis & Fitzpatrick; PO BOX 174, Essex Jct, VT 05452 802-879-6304 Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Probate Division, Addison Unit Address of Probate Court: 7 Mahady Court, #1 Middlebury, VT 05753

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT DOCKET NO.: 21-PR-00428 In re ESTATE of Kathleen E. Lord NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of: Kathleen E. Lord, late of Colchester, Vermont I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period. Dated: 3/9/22

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION ADDISON UNIT DOCKET NO.: 22-PR-00867 In re ESTATE of Richard Wheeler NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of: Richard Wheeler, late of Cornwall, VT. I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent

Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Edwin Lord Executor/Administrator: Edwin Lord ℅ Corey F Wood, Esq., Bergeron, Paradis & Fitzpatrick, PO BOX 174 Essex Junction, VT 05453, 802-879-6304 Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit

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Address of Probate Court: 175 Main St, Burlington VT 05401

Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Patricia E. Johnson

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT DOCKET NO.: 21-PR-01302 To the creditors of: Richard Roberts, late of South Burlington, VT.

Vergennes, Vermont 05491

Executor/Administrator: Patricia E. Johnson, c/o David C. Venman, Esq. P.O. Box 183

(802) 877-3551 Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th and 23rd, 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit Address of Probate Court: PO Box 511, Burlington VT 05402

Dated: 3/8/22

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT DOCKET NO.: 21-PR-06860 In re ESTATE of Brian Marcelino

Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Matthieu Roberts

NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Executor/Administrator: Matthieu Roberts ℅ Corey F Wood, Esq., Bergeron, Paradis & Fitzpatrick, 34 Pearl St, Essex Junction, VT 05452, 802-879-6304

To the creditors of: Brian Marcelino, late of Colchester, VT.

Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit Probate Division Address of Probate Court: 175 Main St, Burlington VT 05401 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT DOCKET NO.: 21-PR-02143 n re ESTATE of Namgyal Wangchuk NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of: Namgyal Wangchuk, late of South Burlington, Vermont I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.

I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period. Dated: 3/8/22 Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Jamie Marcelino, Executor/Administrator: Jamie Marcelino ℅ Corey F Wood, Esq., Bergeron, Paradis & Fitzpatrick, 34 Pearl St, Essex Junction, VT 05452, 802-879-6304 Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit Probate Division Address of Probate Court: 175 Main St, Burlington VT 05401

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STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT DOCKET NO.: 22-PR-00558 In re ESTATE of Josephine Haines

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NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Executor/Administrator: Mark Oettinger, Esq., PO Box 1045, Burlington, VT 05402-1045 802-540-0250

To the creditors of: Josephine Haines, late of Williston, Vermont

Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit Probate Division Address of Probate Court: 175 Main St, Burlington VT 05401 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT DOCKET NO.: 21-PR-05698 In re ESTATE of Thomas S. Erikson NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of: Thomas S. Erikson, late of Charlotte, Vermont I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.

I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period. Dated: 2/22/22 Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Joanne Haines Executor/Administrator: Joanne Haines, Wick & Maddocks, 1 Grove St, Essex Jct VT 05452 917-282-5256 Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit Probate Court Address of Probate Court: 175 Main St, Burlington VT 05401

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STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION GRAND ISLE UNIT DOCKET NO.: 21-PR-00802 In re ESTATE of MARGARET BOZIK NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of: MARGARET BOZIK, late of Alburgh, Vermont

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I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period. Dated: 3/4/22 Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Timothy Bozik and Michael Bozik Executor/Administrator: Timothy Bozik and Michael Bozik, Dinse PC, 209 Battery St Burlington VT 05401 802-864-5751 Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Grand Isle Unit Address of Probate Court: PO Box 7, North Hero, VT 05474 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION LAMOILLE UNIT DOCKET NO.: 21-PR-06942 In re ESTATE of Joan Snell NOTICE TO CREDITORS

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To the creditors of: Joan Snell, late of Cambridge, VT. I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period. Dated: 3/8/22 Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Michael & Jill Diemer Executor/Administrator: Michael & Jill Diemer ℅ Corey F Wood, Esq., Bergeron, Paradis & Fitzpatrick, 34 Pearl St, Essex Junction, VT 05452, 802-879-6304 Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: March 16th 2022 Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Lamoille Unit Probate Division Address of Probate Court: 154 Main St, Hyde Park VT 05655 VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISON CHITTENDEN UNIT CASE NO. 22-PR-01383 175 Main Street Burlington, Vt 05401 802-651-1518 Www.Vermontjudiciary.Org NOTICE OF HEARING AND ORDER FOR PUBLICATION: Estate of: Maxine Beattie TO THE “HEIRS-AT-LAW” OF MAXINE BEATTIE: A petition to admit last will, appoint fiduciary for estate, and open the estate (of Maxine Beattie),

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has been filed in the Chittenden Probate Division of the Superior Court. A hearing on these matters will be held at: 10:00 a.m. May 6, 2022 at the above-named court, by Webex video. If no one appears at the hearing to object, the relief requested may be granted. You must file a notice of appearance and any objections to the admission of the last will within 7 days of hearing, if you wish to be heard. If you have any questions about how to participate in this proceeding, please contact the Chittenden Probate Division at 802-651-1518. The estate petitioner must produce at least one witness to the last will at the hearing. If anyone objects in reaction to this notice, petitioner must produce at least 2 witnesses at. the hearing. A “first read” by the court of the proffered last will docs not appear to meet “self-proving” criteria.

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It is hereby ORDERED that the notice of hearing as set forth in the Order be published in Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in the Chittenden Probate District Publication date: not later than 21 days prior to hearing.

Meeting ID: 843 0840 0576

Attorney Morwood: please file a tear sheet with the court not later than 7 days before hearing.

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Electronically signed on March 9, 2022 pursuant to V.R.E.F. 9(d)

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/s/ Gregory Glennon Gregory Glennon, Probate Judge To join a WebEx Hearing, please contact the court for instructions Any individual with a disability requiring assistance accessing the services, programs, and/or activities at the Courthouse should contact the Clerk’s office at the above address for further assistance. PROBATE NOTICE OF HEARING Estate of Maxine Beattie This is to notify you this matter is scheduled in connection with the above-named case for the following: A Testate Estate Commencement Hearing will be held on: Petition to Open an Estate and Appoint Fiduciary DATE: May 06, 2022 Time: 10:00 AM DURATION: 30 Minutes If you desire to be heard on the above matter, you must participate at the hearing. Objections to the allowance of the will must be filed in writing not less than seven days prior to the hearing. In the event that no timely objections are filed, the will may be allowed if it meets the criteria set out in V.S.A. 14 section 107(6)(1) or (2). Probate Division Register Please see attached Webex Information. Any individual with a disability requiring assistance accessing the service5, programs, and/ or activities at the Courthouse should contact the Clerk’s office at the above address for further assistance. Instructions for Remote WebEx Hearing or Case Manager Conference Your upcoming hearing or case manager conference is being held remotely using the Web Ex program. No one will be permitted to participate in person except with specific permission of the Court. (See details below) Joining a WebEx Hearing: If you can, please read the detailed “How to Join WebEx” instructions and “Best Practices for Remote Hearings” at: https://www.

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The Engineer’s construction cost estimate range is $200,000 ‐ $300,000. The Project has a contractual duration of 45 days. Obtaining the Bidding Documents The Issuing Office for the Bidding Documents is: East Engineering, PLC PO Box 1047, Richmond, VT 05477 Prospective Bidders may obtain or examine or purchase the Bidding Documents at the Issuing Office on Monday through Friday, by appointment only. Partial sets of Bidding Documents will not be availablefrom the Issuing Office. Neither Owner nor Engineer will be responsible for full or partial sets of Bidding Documents, including addenda, if any, obtained from sources other than the Issuing Office. Printed copies of the Bidding Documents may be obtained from the Issuing Office by paying $100 foreach set (non‐refundable). PDF sets of the Bidding Documents are available free of charge. Pre‐bid Conference A mandatory pre‐bid conference for the Project will be held on March 22, 2022 at 1:00 p.m. at the Project Site on Thompson Road (adjacent to the Farr Road intersection). Bids will not be accepted from Bidders that do not attend the mandatory pre‐bid conference. Instructions to Bidders. For all further requirements regarding bid submittal, qualifications, procedures, and contract award, refer to the Instructions to Bidders that are included in the Bidding Documents. This Advertisement is issued by: Owner: Town of Richmond Engineer: East Engineering, PLC

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Qualified candidates should have a minimum of two years of work in general building maintenance or building trades. The ideal candidate would have a demonstrated proficiency in building trades including carpentry, electrical, painting, plumbing, grounds keeping, and snow removal. Must be detail oriented, efficient, be able to work within time sensitive parameters, and able to work independently as well as part of a team. Candidates must have strong interpersonal skills and be sensitive to the needs of the elderly, disabled, and very low-income households. BHA serves a diverse population of tenants and partners with a variety of community agencies. To most effectively carry out our vision of delivering safe and affordable housing to all, we are committed to cultivating a staff that reflects varied lived experiences, viewpoints, and educational histories. Therefore, we strongly encourage candidates from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds, persons with disabilities, LGBTQ+ individuals, and women to apply. Multilingualism is a plus! BHA offers a competitive salary, commensurate with qualifications and experience, as well as an excellent benefits package. If you are interested in this career opportunity, please submit a resume and cover letter to humanresources@burlingtonhousing.org. Human Resources - 65 Main Street, Suite 101 Burlington, VT 05401-8408 E.O.E. burlingtonhousing.org

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Development Director The Intervale Center seeks a strategic, creative Development Director to lead a supportive, successful team creating impactful fund development and communications efforts that help strengthen the community food system! The Director is accountable for the overall development, fundraising, marketing, and engagement strategies that help deepen relationships with existing donors, attract new donors, and further enhance awareness of our statewide impact among donors and other stakeholders. An ideal candidate will have a passion for cultivating and engaging with donors; excellent communication; a collaborative and results-based approach; and the ability to leverage marketing and communications strategies in support of brand synergy, fundraising capacity & sales initiatives. The Intervale Center is an E.O.E. that values diversity of experience, background, and perspective to enrich our work. Applications by members of all underrepresented groups are encouraged. Full job description & to apply, please visit our website: intervale.org/getinvolved#employment-banner

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True North Wilderness Program is seeking a full time Facilities Support team member. True North offers a competitive salary and comprehensive benefits including health, dental, vision, accident insurance, retirement savings plan, wellness fund, and education assistance program. Primary job duties include facilities and grounds maintenance, landscaping and hardscaping, chainsaw operation and lawn mowing, light construction and carpentry, and vehicle maintenance. Additional responsibilities include supporting clients directly with enrollment, transportation, crisis response and logistical tasks.

The Vermont Association of Conservation Districts seeks a full-time Grants & Finance Specialist to support our growing operations. This is a statewide position responsible for assisting with day-to-day financial tasks and for maintaining the grants management systems and tracking spreadsheets we rely on to provide support to Vermont’s 14 Conservation Districts.

The ideal candidate is an adaptable team player with a positive attitude who is willing to work both indoors and outdoors and is able to work weekends/occasional evenings. A clean, valid driver's license is required. All True North employees must be fully vaccinated against COVID-19 and have received the booster dose of the vaccine if eligible.

Ideal applicant will be data-minded with strong attention to detail and problem-solving skills. Expert knowledge of Excel, Google Sheets, and Google Drive required and 2-3 years of financial or grants management experience preferred. Starting salary range $40,000$45,000 commensurate with experience. Home-based position with generous benefits. Visit vacd.org for detailed job description. Send cover letter, resume, and three references in a single PDF to clare.ireland@vacd.org. Deadline is 5:00 p.m. on March 31. E.O.E. ai164643123615_6t-Hannaford031622.pdf 1 3/4/22 5:00 PM

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V Smiley Preserves makes award winning honey sweetened preserves in Vermont. We specialize in intricate, no added pectin preserving. With Minifactory, our cafe, grocery and jam manufactory, we are investing even deeper into our local food-shed. In 2021 V Smiley Preserves purchased the 40+ year old Main Street Bristol bakery. We’ve reopened the space as Minifactory, a communitydriven destination location for food and retail. We serve coffee, manufacture and sell our preserves in house and serve an all-day menu. Biscuits w/Ham & Peach Pepper Tomato Jam, 24 Hour Yogurt w/ Almond Teacake & Salted Pears, Radicchio w/ Honey Creme Fraiche & Lemon, Chickpea Pancakes w/ Herby Urfa Biber Chicken. We still have a few key leadership roles in both businesses to fulfill. Join our team in Bristol Vermont. We are currently hiring:

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CLIMATE ECONOMY PROGRAM MANAGER The “Climate Economy Program Manager” will develop and coordinate services to help communities and emerging leaders build resiliency and advance economic opportunity while reducing carbon emissions at the local level. The successful applicant will be a team player with excellent communication, writing, and facilitation skills; an ability to grasp complex community and policy dynamics; and a strong grasp of climate & energy policy and sense of mission to Vermont communities.

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The Vermont Center for Anxiety Care, a private psychotherapy practice on Starting salary of $62,000 based on skills and experience; the Burlington waterfront, attractive benefit package. The position is a 2-year grant has an opening for a licensed funded position with potential for extension as future psychotherapist (M.A., LICSW, funding allows. Located in Montpelier with some remote Ph.D, Psy.D., LCMHC) or postwork and scheduling flexibility, and regular evening master’s degree intern. Adult meetings; in-state travel required. For position details and application process: therapy experience required Application deadline is April 4, 2022. See the full job with child therapy experience jobs.plattsburgh.edu, select “View Current Openings.” description and application instructions: vtrural.org. an asset. Collaborative group SUNY College at Plattsburgh is a fully compliant with holistic approach and VCRD is an equal opportunity employer. employer committed to excellence through diversity. multiple specialties. Clinical supervision towards licensure provided as needed. 4t-VTCouncilonRuralDev031622.indd 1 3/14/22 2h-PlattsburgStateProgAnalyst031622.indd 12:19 PM 1 3/14/22 10:36 AM

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Burlington Housing Authority (BHA) in Burlington, VT is seeking a Rental Assistance Specialist to assist in the operation of all rental programs, including tenant and project-based voucher & grant funded rental assistance programs. This position works with applicants, participants, and landlords to ensure that the required paperwork and annual certifications are processed timely.

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Horticultural Writer/Editor We’re seeking a part-time talented individual to join our team who will suggest, create, and edit advice for gardeners of every level, in any gardening location. Our ideal candidate will have a min of 5 yrs of digital content writing; a sciencebased background with degree in botany or horticulture preferred; experience in, and advocate of, earth-friendly gardening practices; and be a home gardening enthusiast/expert! Interested? Please go to our careers page at www.gardeners.com/careers and apply online!

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An Associates degree in Business, Public Administration, or other related fields. Formal education may be substituted for extensive previous relevant experience in administration of assisted housing programs. The candidate must have excellent communication and organizational skills, attention to detail, and be sensitive to the needs of elderly, disabled and very low-income households.

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Early Education DIRECTOR Do you love working with our littlest community members? Are you an amazing collaborator who thrives on working with a team to help kids grow and foster their love of learning? Sara Holbrook Community Center is actively seeking a qualified Early Education Director who will oversee the daily operations and administration of our toddler and pre-K programs in collaboration with Champlain Valley Head Start. The ideal candidate will be experienced in the field of Early Childhood Development with a minimum of a Bachelor’s degree in early childhood or early childhood special education and meet or be willing to meet the VT Childcare Licensing Center-Based Childcare Licensing staff requirements in section 7.3.1.4. This is a full-time, benefited position with a starting salary of $50,000. Full job description and to apply: saraholbrookcc.org/ employment-opportunities.

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The Town of Hyde Park is seeking applicants for Town Finance and Administrative Manager to assist in processing payroll, accounts payable, budget status reporting, and shared human resources administration, while maintaining financial records in accordance with generally accepted accounting principles and procedures, state statutes and town policies. Associate’s degree is required in accounting, business, or similar field with 5 years of experience in municipal government finances preferred. An equivalent combination of education, training and experience may be considered. This is a 35-40 hours per week, non-exempt position with excellent benefits, flex time available, and remote work hours possible after probation. The pay range is $21.00 to $28.00 per hour. A job description is available at the Hyde Park Municipal Office at 344 Route 15 West, or you may download it from hydeparkvt.com.

Washington County Mental Health Services is seeking an innovative, passionate, and values driven person to lead our Intellectual/ Developmental Services Division in central Vermont. Must have strong communication, budgeting, and organizational management skills and have worked at an upper management level. This leadership role provides direction to a creative management team that implements supportive services through case management, employment, housing, education, crisis response and other activities. Participates on statewide director groups to advance preferred policies and initiatives that enhance the Division’s strong community based system of care. Master’s Degree and knowledge of the Vermont System of Care for Developmental Disabilities preferred. Ability to cite experience in direct service work within the applicant’s career is also preferred. Competitive salary and great benefits. Visit wcmhs.org/careers/ for more details and to apply.

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Sheehey Furlong & Behm P.C. - Burlington, VT Sheehey Furlong & Behm, an established, growing law firm located near the Burlington waterfront, is accepting applications for a Title Search/Real Estate Professional. This unique position is for either an attorney or paralegal with demonstrated Vermont real estate experience to provide assistance and support in a busy medium-sized firm with a variety of residential and commercial real estate needs. The position will involve travelling to perform residential and commercial title searches at town clerk’s offices throughout Vermont (mileage reimbursed), preparing reports and opinions on title and drafting property descriptions, working with title insurers and title insurance policies and forms, and researching and analyzing state and municipal permit and compliance issues. The position will also involve drafting conveyance and closing documents, including but not limited to deeds, tax forms, and settlement statements. If the applicant is an attorney, the position may also involve contract negotiation and drafting, conducting closings, and working on other real estate related matters including commercial leasing and permitting.

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VILLAGE MANAGER The Village of Enosburg Falls is looking for a community-oriented team leader for the position of Village Manager. This position is responsible for the daily operations of the municipality, to include directing and administering all departments of the Village with a budget of $6,800,000. Qualified candidates would have a minimum of five years of responsibility in a leadership role or equivalent education and experience in a public utility or comparable environment. The Village employs 15 talented and hardworking employees.

LEGAL ASSISTANT/ PARALEGAL Qualified candidates will have at least 2 years of corporate legal asstistant or paralegal experience. Hybrid Full Time: In person, in the Burlington, VT office at least 3 days/wk. We support remote office work & flexible schedules.

Bachelor’s Degree in business or Engineering; or equivalent supervisory experience in a related field is preferred. Experience in municipal management and knowledge of municipal electrical, water, wastewater, and highway systems with a familiarity of local, Vermont and Federal governmental and regulatory procedures is preferred. The Village of Enosburg Falls offers a competitive salary and benefits package. For a complete job description, visit our website at villageofenosburgfalls.org. Submit your cover letter, resume and three professional references with salary expectations to Village of Enosburg Falls, Attn: Abbey Miller, 42 Village Drive, Enosburg Falls, VT 05450, or email to amiller@enosburg.net no later than 4:00PM on April 1, 2022. Equal Opportunity Employer.

COMMERCIAL LOAN ASSISTANT VEDA is hiring for a Commercial Loan Assistant to be based out of our Burlington or Montpelier, VT offices. Some remote work may be possible. The Commercial Loan Assistant is a member of VEDA’s commercial lending team working under the supervision of the Chief Lending Officer. This position’s primary responsibility is to provide administrative and technical support to one or more commercial loan officer and management. Other responsibilities include reviewing and processing commercial loan applications, performing initial setup and ongoing maintenance of customer relationships, drafting credit reviews, and generally assisting loan officers as needed. This job has a wide variety of responsibilities and will reward the right candidate with a breadth of experience and opportunities within a non-profit, mission-oriented workplace. Visit veda.org to see a complete job description. VEDA offers extremely competitive salaries and excellent insurance and retirement benefits. VEDA is an Equal Opportunity Provider and Employer and values staff and client diversity. To apply, please email resume & cover letter to Cheryl Houchens:

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The City of Rutland is seeking applicants for a full-time Assistant City Attorney to act as assistant corporation counsel for the City of Rutland. This position has a salary of between $70,000 and $80,000 and is a mayoral appointment, subject to approval by the Board of Aldermen.

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MARKETING & COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR Mt. Mansfield Academy has a long history of success and its mission is to inspire and develop student-athletes. MMA takes pride in developing the whole athlete and providing support for passion and pursuit of excellence in athletics and in academics as well as life. As a US Ski & Snowboard Gold-certified club, MMA is honored to be named among the best schools in the country. The Marketing and Communications Director is a leadership position at MMA. This person is one of the prominent faces of the organization, and is responsible for representing MMA to our member families, and to the broader community, on a daily basis. This person is also an important part of the business operations of our non-profit, leading many aspects of the organization’s fundraising, and working with other staff to attract and retain student-athletes and families. MMA offers a dynamic work environment in an organization poised for growth and development. Competitive salary and benefits offered. The position reports directly to the Director of Advancement.

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COME JOIN OUR GROWING TEAM! And help build a future where both nature and people thrive. Have you dreamed of a job where you can connect passion and purpose in the company of 28 conservation colleagues in Vermont and thousands of colleagues globally? The Nature Conservancy has been conserving the lands and waters on which all life depends for over 60 years. We are rooted in our mission and guided by our values, which includes a commitment to diversity & respect for people, communities and cultures. Apply for one of our two new positions:

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Green Mountain Technology & Career Center is seeking candidates for its Electrical Technology Program. Desired skills and responsibilities of the Electrical Instructor include:

Vermont Integrated Architecture, P.C. (VIA) of Middlebury, VT seeks an architect or experienced designer with approximately 7-10 years of experience with design and construction documentation for sustainable residential, commercial, and institutional projects. Position requires excellent communication skills, strong proficiency with Revit production of technical drawings, detailed knowledge of building construction and construction documentation and related systems, and experience managing and mentoring designers and junior architects. 11:30 AM Must be a team-player and share VIA values with respect to sustainability, community, and design excellence. Experience with Revit, AutoCAD, and Adobe Creative Suite programs required. Send letter of interest and resume to gwen@vermont integratedarchitecture.com.

• Certified Master Electrician • Five years or more of experience working in the field. • Ability to support multiple apprenticeships.

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Qualified candidates will also demonstrate the ability to build strong and supportive relationships with students, and the capacity to create positive and inclusive cultures and environments for learners of all ethnicities, races, sexual orientations, and genders. Green Mountain Technology & Career Center (GMTCC) is a cutting edge career and technical education center, where eligible students in 10th, 11th and 12th grades are prepared for college and career through the acquisition of real-world skills, practical knowledge, hands-on experiences, mentoring, and networking. In addition to earning requirements for high school graduation, students have the opportunity to earn free college credits and may obtain industry certifications in their field. GMTCC is committed to maintaining a work and learning environment free from discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, national origin, pregnancy, gender identity, sexual orientation, marital/civil union status, ancestry, place of birth, age, citizenship status, veteran status, political affiliation, genetic information or disability, as defined and required by state and federal laws. Additionally, we prohibit retaliation against individuals who oppose such discrimination and harassment or who participate in an equal opportunity investigation. TO APPLY: Please send a current resume and letter of intent to eremmers@gmtcc.net

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The Farm Production Manager will occupy an essential role on our diversified, organic, and regenerative farm. This person will manage and execute all aspects of our specialty crop production, harvest and sales. With the help of a small crew, the Farm Production Manager will consistently deliver quality produce and farm products for new and existing retail and wholesale markets. For more information, view the full job description at earthkeepfarmcommon.com/jobs.

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Looking for a part-time/ fractional bookkeeper to join our team. We are a B-Corp certified, conscious business, with an East Coast hub in BTV. Must be sharp and able to learn new software with grace. Advantage and agency experience a plus. Work remotely or from our office in Hula. Send resumes to: careers@weareguru.com

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If you’re looking for an opportunity to do meaningful work in your community, join the passionate, community minded team at the Committee on Temporary Shelter! For over 30 years we have been working in Chittenden County to creatively find solutions to end homelessness; we aren’t afraid to try new things. We are looking for team members with a passion for doing good and creative thinking. Join us on our mission to end homelessness!

ADULT SHELTERS COORDINATOR The Adult Shelters Coordinator is a critical role in our organization, managing both our overnight shelter and our daytime drop-in center. We are looking for a creative, organized, hard-working problem solver who can oversee shelter programs while also keeping a pulse on the needs of the community and identifying opportunities for desired programming/services within our shelters. This is a working manager role, meaning you will be providing hands on support to both shelters as needed, working directly with the guests, maintaining community partnerships, and overseeing budget and data management for the program, while also identifying and coordinating programming and services. The Waystation operates from 6:00pm to 8:00am each night of the year; the Daystation is open from 9:00am - 5:00pm and serves lunch 365 days a year for those in need. This position requires a minimum of 3 years’ experience working in social services with at least one year of direct leadership experience. Strong candidates will have experience with individuals experiencing homelessness and crisis intervention, as well as knowledge of resources and services for individuals and families. This is a full-time position with benefits. To apply, submit a cover letter and resume to jobs@cotsonline.org. COTS is an Equal Opportunity Employer. We embrace diversity and encourage all to apply.

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Members of our Farm Production Crew are the heart and soul of our diversified, organic, and regenerative farm. Work in our vegetable production fields during the busy summer season includes planting, weeding, harvesting, and post-harvest handling, as well as contributing to shared farm goals. Experience is preferred, but learning opportunities exist.

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NVRH is looking for dedicated and compassionate RNs, LPNs and LNAs to join our team and provide high quality care to the communities we serve. NVRH provides a fair and compassionate workplace where all persons are valued by the organization and each other, providing ongoing growth opportunities. FT and PT employees are eligible for excellent benefits including student loan repayment, generous paid time off, health/dental/vision, 401k with company match and much more!

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SENIOR FINANCE & ACCOUNTING ANALYST Vermont Housing Finance Agency (VHFA), located in Burlington VT, is recruiting for a Senior Finance and Accounting Analyst. Formed in 1974, VHFA’s mission is to finance and promote affordable, safe, and decent housing opportunities for low- and moderate-income Vermonters. As one of Vermont’s leading non-profits in the affordable housing sector, the Agency needs a bright, innovative individual to work closely with colleagues at the Agency and external partners with the many initiatives and programs the Agency has been tasked to administer. Working closely with each member of the Finance and Accounting Department and our external partners, this position will be involved in activities that include data analytics, bond and debt issuance and associated compliance and reporting, and a wide range of Agency accounting and budget functions. Ideally, this position will evolve and over time gain a comprehensive overview of the expertise and functionality the department is required to field. This position comes with growth potential within the Agency and is tailored for an individual who has an interest in pursuing a career as a senior public finance professional. Three years’ experience in affordable housing, real estate and/or other public sector accounting, finance and analytics, and a bachelor’s degree, preferably in a quantitative field, is preferred. A keen interest in the complex mechanisms for providing affordable housing, a general working knowledge of accounting and finance concepts and software systems, and a commitment to equity, diversity and inclusion in the workplace, is required. A proficiency for databases and the ability to query databases for reporting and analysis, is desirable. Strong math and problem-solving abilities, as well as proficiency in Microsoft Excel, is essential. Consistently named one of the “Best Places to Work in Vermont,” the Agency offers a competitive salary and comprehensive benefits package. The salary range for this position is $60,000-$75,000. For a detailed job description and benefits overview, please see the Careers section of VHFA.org. To apply, send cover letter (required; otherwise your application will not be considered), resume, and references to the Human Resources Department at HR@vhfa.org. Please consider including in your cover letter a description of how your unique background and experiences would contribute to the diversity and cultural vitality of VHFA. Position will be open until filled. VHFA is an equal opportunity employer and is committed to a diverse workplace. We highly encourage women, persons with disabilities, LGBTQ candidates, and people from diverse racial, ethnic and cultural backgrounds to apply.

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SUMMER CAMP COUNSELOR Neck of the Woods (NOW) is a Mad River Valleybased multi-age organization currently hiring for summer camp staff for their very popular day program. Currently, we are looking for lead and assistant summer camp staff to work with the Kindergarten - 5th grade programs from June 20th to August 16, 2022. Applicants should be 18 years of age and older, have experience working with children, and proven group/classroom management and leadership skills. Those with proven experience in summer camp, child care, or schools preferred, and those with lifeguarding certification will be given preference. COVID-19 Precaution(s): • Remote interview process offered • Personal protective equipment provided or required • Sanitizing, disinfecting, or cleaning procedures in place 40 hours per week Send resumes to: info@neckofthewoodsvt.com

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The ITAR Program is funded in part by a grant from the Vermont and U.S. Departments of Labor. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, age, disability, genetics, political affiliation or belief.

CANCER OUTREACH/ EDUCATION COORDINATOR The Cancer Outreach and Education Coordinator is the lead representative for Vermonters Taking Action Against Cancer (VTAAC) and is responsible for the operation and management of Vermont’s statewide cancer coalition. Additionally, this position will provide coordination and management for the University of Vermont Cancer Center’s Education and Training program. This position operates with a high degree of independence and must possess the ability to maintain and grow excellent relationships with multiple constituents across the State of Vermont.

VTAAC The coordinator is responsible for planning,

implementing, and evaluating activities associated with the coalition and advising the co-chairs and executive committee members on progress and strategy. These include but are not limited to state-wide member recruitment and retention, meeting coordination and facilitation, providing oversight for coalition activities/ projects, and grant/coalition progress reporting for Federal funding. The coordinator will develop and implement approaches that will lead to long-term measurable involvement between coalition partners in addressing cancer impacts in Vermont through implementation of the Vermont Cancer Plan. The expectation for this position is that they will plan and operationalize day-to-day activities in support of goals with support from the Vermont Department of Health and a multitude of other statewide community partners. Provide leadership

to community coalitions and committees across the state and at a statewide level.

UVM CANCER CENTER This position will be responsible for planning, implementing, and evaluating activities associated with the University of Vermont Cancer Center’s (UVMCC) Cancer Research Training and Education Coordination (CRTEC) component. In this role, the individual will implement and support activities and initiatives of the Associate Director for CRTEC and assist in administration of and coordination of cancer-related training within UVMCC and across the University.

Minimum Qualifications (Or equivalent combination of education and experience) • Bachelor’s degree and two to four years of related experience in public health, community organizing or a related field. Effective interpersonal and communication skills required. • Time management and organizational skills with attention to detail and follow-up required. • Ability to identify and carry out tasks using judgment in prioritizing workflow and selecting methods. • Ability to problem solve issues and recommend course correction. • Must possess the ability for compassionate, understanding, and respectful interactions while working cooperatively with a team. • Demonstrated commitment to diversity, equity and inclusion required.

Apply online: uvmjobs.com/postings/51397

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EVENT & MAINTENANCE ASSOCIATE

Conservation Specialist WNRCD seeks an innovator and community-connector with a strong understanding of water quality to manage our clean water education, outreach, and project implementation initiatives. This position will be based out of Williston, Vermont and will be responsible for District programs such as Rethink Runoff Stream Team, Storm Smart, and Trees For Streams. Visit bit.ly/WNRCD2022 for a full job description and information on how to apply!

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If you enjoy the arts, have an organized and helpful attitude, and would enjoy working in a beautiful location with really fun people - then this position is for you.

WHY NOT HAVE A JOB YOU LOVE? Join our dedicated team and together we’ll build a community where everyone participates and belongs. CCS has just increased our salaries and the positions below include a $500 sign-on bonus, a comprehensive benefits package including affordable health insurance, paid time off, paid holidays, retirement match and more. In addition, CCS has been voted one of the “Best Places to Work in Vermont” for the fourth year in a row.

We are seeking someone to set up and strike events, clean and provide maintenance, and assist with all other duties necessary to contribute to an efficient, well managed, and exciting Performing Arts program.

Our current openings of Direct Support Professionals, Service Coordinator, Program Manager, System Administrator, Shared Living Provider and 24hr-Asleep Overnight Supports offer the opportunity to make a positive impact on someone’s life, and in yours.

Please send your cover letter and resume to Mariah Riggs, Director of the Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center. mariah@mainstreetlanding.com

Join Us! Visit ccs-vt.org to apply today. E.O.E.

Education and Training Resources (ETR) has immediate openings in the following:

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NORTHLANDS JOB CORPS Conservation Stewardship Director VHCB seeks a highly capable, self-motivated individual with strong communication skills, attention to detail, and ability to work as part of a team to join our conservation staff. Primary responsibilities include managing VHCB’s conservation stewardship program, GIS mapping, digital document and database management. The Stewardship Coordinator will also support project underwriting, measuring and conveying program impact, public outreach and policy development. Prior experience and training in agriculture, natural resources, and/or land conservation, and a commitment to the mission of VHCB required. A working knowledge of stewardship on conserved lands and proficiency with GPS and GIS is a must. Experience with Word, Excel and ArcGIS is required. Experience and proficiency with program tracking and database and document management systems is strongly preferred. This position requires some travel and field monitoring so a valid driver’s license and ability to work outdoors are necessary.

Agricultural Program Coordinator Join our team, evaluating farmland conservation grant applications and Viability Program Assistant assisting with the administration of the VHCB Agricultural Conservation Program to protect important agricultural land. The Program Coordinator works closely with the Program Director, providing administrative support for the Agricultural Conservation Grant Program, coordinating federal grant funding, undertaking data management and reporting, and developing policy. Qualifications include broad-based knowledge of agriculture and conservation tools, experience working with conservation transactions preferred. Experience with state and federal grant management is desired. Top candidates will be very organized, with a keen attention to detail, highly driven and self-motivated, technologically savvy, and able to juggle multiple projects simultaneously. Full-time positions with competitive salary and comprehensive benefits package. Read the job descriptions: vhcb.org/about-us/jobs. EOE. Please reply by March 28 with cover letter and résumé to: jobs@vhcb.org

CENTER DIRECTOR Sr. Administration Assistant (1 Full Time, starting at $20/hr) – High School diploma with at least two years of secretarial experience at Administrative level.

FOOD SERVICES Cook (2 Full Time positions available, starting at $18.00/hr) - High School diploma required along with 2 years’ related work in food services. Cook Assistant (2 Full time positions available, starting at $16.00/hr) – High School diploma required. Cook Assistant (On-Call, starting at $17.00/hr) – High School Diploma required.

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Security Officer (1 Full time, starting at 16.50/hr) – High School Diploma required and one year working in field. **Driver (4 On Call slots available, starting at $16.00/hr) – High School diploma required, CDL preferred. Campus Monitor (4 Full time Available starting at $15/hr, On Call Options Available too!) – High School diploma required.

FACILITY MAINTENANCE **Custodial Assistant (1 Full time, starting at $15.00/hr) – High School diploma Required.

INDEPENDENT LIVING

**Custodial Assistant (On Call, starting at $16.00/hr) – High School diploma Required.

Independent Living Advisor (starting at $18.00) – High School diploma required.

RECREATION

Independent Living Advisor (On Call $19/hr) - High School diploma required

**Recreation Aide (On-Call - $16/hr) – High School diploma required.

APPLY TODAY Please submit all applications to our applicant portal at www.etrky.com for all roles in Vergennes, VT. Employment will be at a Federal Department of Labor facility. All applicants will be subject to drug testing and a full background check.

WELLNESS SERVICES

OA + CTS Career Transition Services Specialist (1 Full time, starting 43,000/year) – Associate degree required

Substance Abuse Counselor (TEAP, 1 Full time, starting $60,000/year) – Certified by the State of Vermont to practice. 2 years’ experience in work related area.

BENEFIT FOR FULL TIME ELIGIBLE EMPLOYEES: Competitive pay! 401K and matching! **Critical needs positions!

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2 weeks’ vacation within first year! Employer sponsored benefits! 100A MacDonough Dr. • Vergennes, VT 05491 • 802-877-0159

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DRILLER, DRILLER’S ASSISTANT, LABORER Platform Environmental Drilling and Remediation Services (Platform) provides drilling services utilizing direct push technologies (DPT) for the purpose of monitoring well installation, soil boring advancement, and application of several direct sensing subsurface technologies. In addition, we provide implementation assistance for the construction of environmental remediation systems. Our current staff has a diverse background in geological sciences, engineering and construction, which enables us to complete complicated drilling and remediation projects successfully. We will train the right candidates. We are currently looking for individuals to help us grow our business. Descriptions of these positions are detailed below:

Environmental Well Driller Position entails the operation of environmental well drilling equipment for the advancement and installation of soil borings and monitoring wells. The candidate should be capable of lifting and carrying heavy loads (greater than 90 lbs), troubleshooting diesel engine and hydraulic systems, operating heavy equipment in an efficient and safe manner, and

working in all weather conditions. A background in geology or environmental sciences is helpful, but not required. This position entails significant travel both in Vermont and greater New England. Compensation is based on experience and performance; this position includes a comprehensive benefits package.

Environmental Well Driller’s Assistant Position entails assistance to the drill rig operator for the advancement and installation of soil borings and monitoring wells. The candidate should be capable of lifting and carrying heavy loads (greater than 90 lbs.), troubleshooting diesel engine and hydraulic systems, and working in all weather conditions. A background in geology or environmental sciences is helpful; however, we will train the right candidates. This position entails significant travel both in Vermont and greater New England. Compensation is based on experience and performance; this position includes a comprehensive benefits package. Send resumes to: Mjordan@platform-env.com

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Central Vermont Substance Abuse Services HUB COUNSELOR Sign On Bonus - We have openings for substance abuse counselors to work with opiate addicted adults as a part of our Hub & Spoke medication assisted therapy (MAT) program. This position will focus on access, engagement and stabilization to help clients build a bridge from the MAT program to other local MAT treatment options. Work will involve assessments, case management, treatment planning, group & individual counseling, referral, and coordination with community partners such as the DOC, DCF, or other treatment providers. Previous experience working with people in recovery from addictions is preferable. A Master Degree is strongly preferred, Bachelor Degree with previous experience will be considered. Must obtain AAP credential within 6 months of hire and be actively working towards LADC licensure. Working hours are roughly from 6:00a.m. To 2:00p.m.

Brand Manager-Cider Vermont Cider company is seeking a Brand Manager (BM) – Cider. The BM will be responsible for the day-to-day management of our portfolio of cider brands including iconic brands Woodchuck Hard Cider, celebrating 30 years and the original American hard cider.

Flexibility, dependability, strong communication, and the ability to be a team player are essential. We offer a competitive salary and excellent benefits, including a generous time off package and a retirement match.

The BM will embody the personification of the brand to both internal and external customers. This person will have a deep understanding of the brand’s consumer as well as the nuances that make this brand so relevant. This position requires strong cross-functional team coordination and management. The ability to lead and articulate brand positioning is critical. This Brand Manager will represent the brand in all forms of communication and lead in the areas of brand strategy, programming, partnerships, and execution.

CLINICAL SUPERVISOR $10,000 Sign On & Retention Bonus - We are seeking a talented, energetic & experienced supervisor to provide clinical supervision & oversight to a team of counselors serving adults in a medication assisted treatment (MAT) program. The position is responsible for assessing the needs of our clients and ensuring that those needs are being met while using evidence based best practices and coordinating with community partners. A skill set including collaboration, coaching, communication, and clinical experience in the addictions field is essential to this position. Functions include conducting intake evaluations, developing treatment plans, making case assignments, monitoring and evaluating progress, as well as coaching, developing and supervising staff through providing regular clinical supervision and facilitation of team meetings.

Qualifications include bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience with a minimum 3+ years’ experience supporting brand activities and/or working in brand marketing environment and is active within social media and platforms. Exceptional communication skills and strong organizational, time management skills, proficient in Microsoft Office (Outlook, Word, Excel, PowerPoint) is required. This position will be required to work from the Middlebury, VT office on a regular basis, and occasional nights and weekends.

The development of a care coordination system, including collaboration with local community resources and prescribers is essential to successfully serve this population. LADC licensure is required for this position. Central Vermont Addiction Medicine is located in Berlin VT; hours are roughly from 6:00am – 2:00pm.

Vermont Cider Company, an equal opportunity employer, offers a comprehensive benefit package including bonus plan, 401k match, paid time off, medical, dental, vision, life & accidental insurance, and more!

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WHERE YOU AND YOUR WORK MATTER... Pinnacle Search Professionals, LLC., is expanding its Burlington office. We need sales oriented and motivated individuals to join our team. If you have a strong drive and are looking for an above average income, please email your resume to Kristie@pinnaclesearchpros.com and then call 802.662.4541.

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The Attorney General’s Office seeks a highly motivated attorney to join the team as an Assistant Attorney General, providing general counseling services to the Office of the State Treasurer. Duties include representing the Treasurer’s Office in civil/administrative matters, assisting with proposed legislation, and overseeing contracts. Applicants should have at least five years of experience and must be a member in good standing of the Vermont bar or eligible to obtain admission by waiver. For more information, contact Deborah Matthews at AGO.Info@vermont.gov. Department: Attorney General’s Office. Status: Full Time. Location: Montpelier. Job Id #29361. Application Deadline: Open Until Filled.

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Looking for hard working, reliable and honest individual to join locally owned business. Hands on training provided for cleaning carpet, upholstery, tile and water damage. Full and Part-time hours available. Some weekends hours required at busy times. Valid drivers license and clean record required and ability to drive van. $18+/hour and excellent work environment. Non-smokers only, please. Reply at carl@apexvermont.com or call 802-878-1000 and leave contact information

Seeking a Telecommunications Coordinator to manage programs, coordinate, and support work ensuring that the state’s telecommunications infrastructure meets the day-to-day and emergency needs of Vermont. This position coordinates and/or manages programs, projects, public outreach and communications, legislative activities, and policy work for the Telecommunications Division. Duties include managing the VT Telecommunications Relay Service and the Vermont Equipment Distribution programs. For more information, contact Clay Purvis at clay.purvis@vermont.gov. Department: Public Service Department. Status: Full Time. Location: Montpelier. Job Id #30081. Application Deadline: March 24, 2022.

Learn more at: careers.vermont.gov

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New Apparel Manufacturer Fourbital Factory is hiring! Our apparel manufacturing factory, located in Burlington’s South End Arts District, is adding the following positions to our team:

APPAREL PRODUCTION DESIGNER SOURCING BUYER PRODUCTION SEWIST BUSINESS ADMINISTRATOR MAINTENANCE TECHNICIAN PACKING AND SHIPPING COORDINATOR ACCOUNT MANAGER We look for individuals who: • Take an entrepreneurial approach, are self-aware and have great energy • Are meticulous, professional, and adaptable What We Offer: • Competitive compensation • Medical, Dental & Vision benefits • 401k retirement plan • Flexible time off and paid parental leave • Compensation incentive for recruiting additional team members Compensation is based on experience. We are a training facility and welcome whomever is interested in apparel manufacturing to apply. Equal Employment Statement (EEO) We strongly believe in the value of growing a diverse team and encourage people of all backgrounds, genders, ethnicities, abilities, and sexual orientations to apply. Go to FourbitalFactory.com for full job descriptions. Apply at: info@fourbitalfactory.com

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Seeking Executive Director - Starting July 1, 2022 Central Vermont Adult Basic Education (CVABE) is a vibrant, well-established, fiscally healthy, community-based nonprofit organization serving Washington, Lamoille, and Orange Counties. The Executive Director leads the organization and ensures the necessary personnel and financial resources to provide students with the education and skills needed to live more successfully as community members. The overall goal is for students to receive the education needed to participate successfully in Vermont’s workforce and citizenry. The Executive Director is committed to CVABE’s mission of providing educational opportunities for adults and out-of-school young adults, and involving the larger community in the encouragement of their efforts and progress. The Executive Director guides the ongoing progress of CVABE under the oversight and leadership of the Board of Directors, while coordinating and overseeing all of aspects of the program. Specific qualifications include: • Master’s Degree in Education or a related field • Strong leadership skills • Experience in nonprofit management, budgeting, community relations, and fundraising • Knowledge of and commitment to Adult Education and Literacy (AEL), which encompasses: literacy, math, computer skills and finances, English Language Learning, preparation for US Citizenship, requirements for earning High School Diploma or GED, and career and college readiness For full job description, please visit CVABE.org. Starting Salary and Benefits: $85,000 - $90,000 based on experience. 100% individual health, dental, and short-term disability insurance, employer 403(b) contributions and six weeks of paid vacation.

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HOUSEHOLD HAZARDOUS WASTE COORDINATOR Rutland County Solid Waste District is currently seeking a qualified candidate for the full-time position of Household Hazardous Waste Coordinator. Job Summary: Energetic professional who doesn’t mind wearing multiple hats. Experienced in handling a wide range of operational and administrative that support related tasks and able to work independently with little or no supervision. The HHW Coordinator Is responsible for the overall operations, compliance, and safety of a Large Quantity Generator (LQG) at the regional transfer station. This includes accepting and working with hazardous materials. This position requires a person who is organized and constantly shows the ability to details. Large Quantity Generators (LQGs) LQGs generate the most waste and are subject to most stringent requirements. LQGs must also comply with specific requirements for waste testing and recordkeeping, more stringent storage time limits, more stringent employee training and contingency planning requirements. LQG requirements are specified under Section 7-308 of Subchapter 3 or the Vermont Hazardous Waste Management Regulations (VHWMR). The individual will also serve in a positive public relations role for the District with the general public in answering inquiries and providing information, consistent with district policy and state law. Duties include but are not necessarily limited to: • Must always demonstrate an acute working function and practice with all federal, state, and local laws, regulations and policies and practices that pertain to HHW. • Must demonstrate that operations follow federal, state, and local statutes and regulations. • Work with Conditionally Exempt Generators (CEG) VHWMR Sec 7-306 • Ensure required contingency plan and emergency plan is updated and posted. Constant with §§ 7-308(b)(14)(A) and 7-308(b)(14)(E) of the Vermont Hazardous Waste Management Regulations (VHWMR). • Operate a Spring through Fall rover HHW satellite program to District towns. • Keep work areas cleaned, sanitized, and organized. Minimum Qualifications: The household hazardous waste coordinator must have a high school diploma or equivalent, a clean driving record and a demonstrated ability to operate heavy equipment. A CDL is preferred but not required. The position requires the ability to work well with the public, work independently without direct supervision, complete and maintain reports and records and the ability to move and manage heavy wheeled/non-wheeled containers and operate a pallet jack. Working knowledge in MS-Excel, MS-Word, MS-Outlook, Google Doc’s computer applications.

RECYCLING/HOUSEHOLD HAZARDOUS WASTE (HHW) PROGRAM COORDINATOR As Program Coordinator, you’ll organize and lead five HHW annual collection events throughout our district, staff our award-winning Additional Recyclables Collection Center (ARCC) and help the CVSWMD continue to provide excellent service for its residents by becoming a subject-matter expert. Fun, active, rewarding work with tremendous opportunity to learn all about solid waste and help us serve residents and organizations in central Vermont. 40 hours per week, $17.04-$22.73/hour. Location: Barre, VT

FIELD ASSISTANT/DRIVER Passionate about recycling? Join our team and become an expert while staffing our award-winning Additional Recyclables Collection Center (ARCC) and helping with special collections in our district. You’ll make a real difference in how Vermonters recycle “beyond the blue bin,” process materials for end-markets, and work in a fun, active, fast-paced team environment. 20 hours/week, $12.55 - $18.08/hour. Location: Barre, VT

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Rutland County Solid Waste District, Attn: Mark S. Shea, District Manager 2 Greens Hill Lane, Rutland, VT 05701.

Do organization, efficiency, and precise number columns properly lined make you smile? Do organized files always in the right place and order with neat, new printed labels spark joy? Do you love the world of accounting and finance? Come join us and provide essential team support where we do great things to help our residents better manage waste!

This position remains open until filled. However, applicants submitting a resume and Job Applications before 4:00 pm on Friday, March 25, 2022, will be given preference.

20-hours/week, $15.00 - $19.00/hour. Location: Montpelier, VT

Salary is commensurate with experience. Rutland County Solid Waste District offers an excellent benefits package. To apply, email a resume, job application in confidence, to mshea@rcswd.com, or send to:

Rutland County Solid Waste District is an equal opportunity employer (EOE).

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At CVSWMD, we help residents and organizations in our 19 member towns reduce, reuse, recycle, and rethink waste for a more sustainable future. We offer excellent benefits that include generous leave, 100% medical/dental/vision. For complete job description and full details about how to apply, visit cvswmd.org. Positions will remain open until filled.

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LANDSCAPING PASTRY PERSON Looking for seasonal part-time or full-time landscape assistants for maintenance and general landscaping tasks. https://kingfishvt.com 1-802-345-4280

Site Based SERVICE COORDINATOR Burlington Housing Authority (BHA) in Burlington, VT seeks a full time (40 hours per week) Site Based Service Coordinator (SBSC) within our Housing Retention and Services department to support those who have mental health and substance abuse challenges and/ or who have moved from homelessness to Decker Towers, South Square, and Champlain Apartments. The SBSC will work closely with the Property Manager and other site-based staff to identify challenging behaviors and respond with appropriate direct service and coordination of community services with a goal of eviction prevention and facilitating a healthy tenancy.

Looking for a full-time pastry person, ideally with professional bakery experience. Responsible for making and finishing pastries for the display case and general baking of cakes, tarts, cookies, mousses, custards and all things bake shop. Hours are 6-2 Tuesday Saturday. Pay is good, nice people to work with, and paid vacations. Send resumes to: info@mirabellesbakery.com

The Site Based Service Coordinator evaluates effective sitespecific programming based on the unique needs of our elderly and disabled residents, with the goal of promoting physical and emotional wellbeing, healthy tenancies, and housing retention. Bachelor’s degree in social work or related field with three to five years of direct service experience, including experience with mental health and substance use supports is required. The ideal candidate will have supervisory experience, extensive knowledge of the social services network, as well as experience with diverse and vulnerable populations. Candidates must have excellent organizational skills, and communicate effectively, both verbal and written communication, and be proficient with Microsoft Office Suite and internet navigation preferred. BHA serves a diverse population of tenants and partners with a variety of community agencies. To most effectively carry out our vision of delivering safe and affordable housing to all, we are committed to cultivating a staff that reflects varied lived experiences, viewpoints, and educational histories. Therefore, we strongly encourage candidates from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds, persons with disabilities, LGBTQ+ individuals, and women to apply. Multilingualism is a plus! The BHA offers a competitive salary, commensurate with qualifications and experience, and an excellent benefit package. If you are interested in this career opportunity, please send a cover letter and resume to: humanresources @burlingtonhousing.org

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Looking for a rewarding experience this summer? We are seeking dynamic, upbeat, outdoorsy, fun and caring humans to join our amazing Summer 2022 team. Our residential summer camp, located on Lake Champlain 15-miles north of Burlington provides our staff meaningful experiences in a fun and rewarding environment. Camp Dates: June 13th to August 14 (Partial season and part-time positions available) We are currently hiring for the following positions: Gardener: to plan and nurture our garden in the spring and to facilitate gardening program for the campers in the summer

General Maintenance: Spring and summer work available. Flexible hours. Healthcare Team: RNs, EMTs & LPNs encouraged to apply (various day and night shifts available) Outdoor Staff: Love of the outdoors a must, experience in climbing and challenge course facilitation a plus! Waterfront Staff: Paddling, sailing & waterski instructors needed. Boat-driver license and/or lifeguard cert. a plus! We offer very competitive salaries with an excellent work environment that includes room & board, if required.

HUMAN RESOURCES BURLINGTON HOUSING AUTHORITY 65 MAIN STREET, SUITE 101, BURLINGTON, VT 05401 Burlington Housing Authority is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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MARCH 16-23, 2022

DELI Help Wanted Work with a fun team and the greatest customers around. Don’t wait. Join us now at The Cupboard Deli! Afternoon/evening shift. Weekdays and weekends. Customer service, food prep and register experience a plus, but happy to train.

WASTE REDUCTION PROGRAM MANAGER

Call Dean at 802-644-2069, or apply in person at The Cupboard Deli, Route 15, Jeffersonville. See you soon!

The Rutland County Solid Waste District (RCSWD) seeks a passionate and highly organized self-starter with exceptional planning, project management, and communications skills to serve as RCSWD’s Program Manager. This position will work closely with the District Manager, and the outreach coordinator to coordinate all phases of assigned programs in areas such as community and business materials management, education and community outreach, research, grant management, and technical assistance. This is a professional full-time, salary position based in our office in Rutland, Vermont.

The Harwood Unified Union School District headquartered in Waitsfield, VT is seeking a highly qualified:

DIRECTOR OF FINANCE & OPERATIONS The Director of Finance & Operations requires high level skills in business administration and previous experience. This Director of Finance is a pivotal member of the Administrative Team. The role is central in all financial matters and is responsible for planning, organizing and directing the fiscal and business affairs of the District. The Director of Finance & Operations is responsible for accurate maintenance of all financial records and administration of the budget, as outlined below or delegated by the Superintendent of Schools. Successful performance of this position requires the ability to analyze, interpret, and communicate complex documents and topics. The Director of Finance & Operations must have a confirmed history of sound financial management as well as excellent communication skills with the ability to respond effectively through the use of visual and verbal presentations. The Director of Finance must have the ability to communicate courteously, efficiently and effectively with direct reports, administrators, faculty, parents, and representatives of outside organizations.

QUALIFICATIONS: • Bachelor Degree in Accounting or Business related field with CPA preferred (willingness to obtain VT Business Mgr. Certification) • Relevant financial management experience • Knowledge of governmental/financial (fund accounting) software, preferred

For more information: huusd.org/jobs or Schoolspring.com and search Job ID #3780424. Or submit a letter of interest, resume and 3 letters of reference to: Brigid Nease, Superintendent of Schools 340 Mad River Park, Suite 7 802-583-7945 bnease@huusd.org

We support best management practices for solid waste management and resource recovery in communities; build capacity in the recycling and composting industries; advocate for better policies; and provide technical assistance to individuals, businesses, educational institutions, and 18 regional municipal town stakeholders. The ideal candidate will be a creative problem-solver motivated to create solutions for maximizing the benefits of resource recovery. This role requires excellent communication skills and the ability to convey complex ideas into clear and compelling reports, articles, proposals, and presentations; and an ability to lead with a passion for working collaboratively with State agencies, and people from all walks of life to promote waste reduction and sustainability. Minimum Qualifications: The Waste Reduction Program Manager must have a bachelor's degree, in environmental sciences, natural resources, public administration, or similar from an accredited college or university, or five (5) year of program supervisory experience. A Master’s degree is preferred. Have a clean driving record. Ability to operate, or ability to learn to operate a, loader, and excavator. Must be highly organized with the ability to handle multiple projects and priorities while coordinating workflow in a deadlinedriven and solution-focused environment. Requires a professional working proficiency in: MS-Excel, MS-Word, MS-Outlook, Google Doc's computer applications. Possess the ability to receive/acquire large amounts of data, analyze it, and create meaningful reports accurately and without errors. Must be able to translate federal/state regulations into successful programs. The position requires the ability to work well with the public, work independently without direct supervision, and complete and maintain electronic and hard-copy reports and records in an organized manner. Total Compensation Package: RCSWD offers medical, vision, and life insurance; retirement benefits after one full year of employment; paid vacation, holidays, personal time, and flextime; continuous learning opportunities with trainings and conferences; and a great work-life balance! How to Apply: Please email your cover letter, resume, application, and one writing sample to Mark S. Shea, District Manager at mshea@rcswd.com. Applications will be accepted before March 25, 2022, or until position is filled. RCSWD is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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THE VERMONT JUDICIARY IS NOW HIRING

Help Vermonters pursue their education goals!

Permanent, Limited Service offering full benefits including healthcare, sick leave, holidays, and paid time off. Temporary positions available. For a full listing of positions: vermontjudiciary.exacthire.com/

Senior Web Programmer Analyst

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The Programmer/Analyst’s role at VSAC is to define, analyze, develop and test new and existing software applications that meet VSAC’s business requirements.

Full time permanent position reporting to the State Court Administrator providing legal advice and services. Manages public information requests, drafts contracts, review proposed legislation and consult on administrative directives. Starting salary approximately $105k annual. VT license to practice plus 5 years of related experience required. vermontjudiciary.exacthire.com/job/85252

LEGAL CLERICAL ASSISTANT Several permanent and Limited Service Docket Clerk positions available. Will perform specialized clerical duties including data entry customer service, multi-tasking, legal processing, courtroom support and record keeping. Hiring throughout Vermont. High School graduate and two years of clerical or data entry experience required. Starting at $17.49 per hour. All positions are open until filled. The Vermont Judiciary is an equal opportunity employer. 5h-VTStateCourts031622.indd 1

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Responsibilities include: • Collaborate with business users and other team members throughout the development lifecycle. • Research emerging application development products, languages, and standards. • Follow and support best practices for developing applications according to specifications • Enhance functionality and/or performance of existing company applications Requirements include: • Degree or certificate in computer science, web development or software engineering with 3+ years’ of related experience • Excellent understanding of coding methods and best practices • Strong Web application development experience, full stack preferred • Team player who can work effectively as part of a multidisciplinary team • Solid testing, troubleshooting and problem-solving skills • Excellent verbal and written communication skills

CITY MANAGER OPPORTUNITY City of Barre, Vermont (pop. 9,052) Barre City Vermont (pop. Approx. 8,500) is seeking an innovative, proactive community leader to serve as its next City Manager. The City is located in beautiful Central Vermont and is known as the Granite Center of the World. Barre City is just seven miles from the Capital of Montpelier. The two cities form one of the largest micropolitan areas in Vermont. The City of Barre operates under the City Manager form of government. Policy making and legislative authority are vested in the elected governing body which consists of a Mayor and six council members. The City Manager oversees the City Budgets which consists of the General Fund and Enterprise Fund. The FY23 Proposed General Fund Budget is $13.2 million that provides funding for public works, police, fire, finance, planning and zoning, parks, cemeteries and recreation among other municipal services. The Proposed FY23 Enterprise Fund Budget is $5.2 million that provides funding for the Water and sewer services. The City Manager is responsible for the hiring all City employees including department heads, carrying out the policies and ordinances of the governing body and for overseeing the day-to-day operations of the City. Currently the City has 95 full time employees and most of those employees are represented by the four collective bargaining units.

Technologies used at VSAC: • Relational Databases; DB2, MS SQL Server, MySQL, MS Access • HTML/CSS/JavaScript/jQuery/TypeScript • Object Relational Mapping (ORM) • Squirrel SQL Client • Languages include Java 8+, Python, Grails and Struts frameworks • Apache Tomcat • Spring Boot, SOAP-Apache CXF, REST-JSON, IntelliJ IDEA • WAMP Server, Windows Server 2016 • Gradle, Maven

REQUIREMENTS: The successful candidate will possess proven leadership and management skills in a multi-functional organization. Bachelor's Degree or higher in Public Administration, business or other appropriate discipline. Preference will be given to applicants with successful local government experience to include at least 8 or more years in Public Management and Financial Administration combined with some being at the senior level. ICMA Credentialed Managers preferred. COMPENSATION AND BENEFITS: The salary for the position is negotiable based on qualifications and experience. The City offers an excellent benefit package that includes Health, Dental, Life and Short Term Disability Insurances, Defined Benefit retirement plan, generous Holiday and Vacation allowance and more.

VSAC offers a dynamic, professional environment with competitive compensation and generous benefits package that includes health and dental insurance, retirement plans, tuition assistance, onsite fitness center, and more. Apply ONLY online at https://asp1.humanic. com/pls/vsac/hapss_index.apss.

APPLICATION AND SELECTION PROCESS: The position will remain open until filled and the process will move forward immediately upon receipt of an adequate pool of well-qualified applicants. For more detailed information about Barre City and for the complete Job Description please visit www.barrecity.org/citymgr.html.

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Engaging minds that change the world Seeking a position with a quality employer? Consider The University of Vermont, a stimulating and diverse workplace. We offer a comprehensive benefit package including tuition remission for on-going, full-time positions. Executive Assistant to the Dean - College of Agriculture and Life Sciences Dean’s Office - #S3434PO - The University of Vermont is seeking an Assistant to the Dean to provide executive, administrative and strategic support to the Dean within the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences. This position reports to the Dean and serves as the primary interface for the Dean with other central university administrative offices, deans, department chairs, faculty, staff, students, alumni, donors, state and federal agencies, the Vermont legislature, Vermont congressional delegation, other academic institutions, dignitaries, the private sector, and the public. Using independent judgement and extensive knowledge of the University’s internal policies and procedures, this position plans, directs and manages the administrative functions for the Dean as well as coordinating important meetings and special events for the College. This position prepares and manages a high volume of correspondence, reports, and documents on behalf of the Dean. Associate’s degree in business administration or related field and five years’ related experience. Bachelor’s degree preferred. Proficiency with Microsoft Office applications such as: Outlook, Word, Excel, and PowerPoint, as well as familiarity with internet resources, required. Strong written and verbal communications skills as well as the demonstrated ability to multitask, prioritize and meet deadlines while maintaining high attention to detail. The University is especially interested in candidates who can contribute to the diversity and excellence of the institution. Applicants are encouraged to include in their cover letter information about how they will further this goal. An electronic application, resume, cover letter, references, and professional writing sample are required. Review of applications begins immediately and will continue until suitable candidates are found. The University of Vermont, established in 1791, is located 90 miles south of Montreal between the Adirondack and Green Mountains on the shores of Lake Champlain in Burlington, Vermont, a city of 50,000, consistently recognized for its quality of life, from outdoor recreation to cultural events. UVM, with over 85,000 alumni, is a comprehensive research university comprising eight schools and colleges, a Graduate College, and a College of Medicine and offers its employees competitive salaries, outstanding benefits, and a superior academic workplace. Northeast Kingdom Regional Coordinator - Ext - Migrant Education #S3452PO - UVM Extension is seeking a Northeast Kingdom Regional Coordinator to work collaboratively with the Migrant Education Program and Farmworker Health team to strengthen farmworker programming capacity to connect with and effectively implement education and health services, activities, and projects to farmworkers living in the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont. This individual will be responsible for identifying and enrolling eligible migrant farmworkers living in the assigned region. Functions include facilitating educational services for enrolled students; utilizing judgement to determine appropriate methods of response and prioritizing workload; and developing and implementing assessments of program responses relating to farm health, safety, and education needs on dairy farms. This position functions with minimal daily supervision, while working in collaboration with a statewide team of outreach professionals and program coordinators to fulfill programmatic objectives. High School diploma and two to three years’ related experience required. Applicant must be proficient in Spanish/English and demonstrate cultural humility as well as the ability to plan, organize, and coordinate access to educational and health services effectively and independently. Strong interpersonal and communication skills required with experience and capacity to work with diverse audiences. Proficient computer/multimedia skills essential. Willingness to travel and work a flexible schedule, which at times will include evenings and weekends. This position is located in St. Johnsbury with possible telework options. The University is especially interested in candidates who can contribute to the diversity and excellence of the institution. Applicants are encouraged to include in their cover letter information about how they will further this goal. For further information on these positions and others currently available, or to apply online, please visit www.uvmjobs.com. Applicants must apply for positions electronically. Paper resumes are not accepted. Open positions are updated daily. Please call 802-656-3150 or email employment@uvm.edu for technical support with the online application. The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer.

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seeks a versatile Planner to plan, implement, and manage projects. This interdisciplinary position will serve in a range of program areas, including emergency management and hazard mitigation planning, municipal ARPA assistance, and healthy and resilient community design. The position requires significant contact and coordination with municipal officials, regional organizations, and State and Federal government. The successful person will have 3-7 years of experience and demonstrated collaborative skills that help others achieve their goals. Skills in writing and public speaking, and attendance at evening meetings are required. A college degree and experience working in a rural setting is preferred. Demonstrated success in working with volunteers and community groups is highly desirable. People who enjoy working regionally and those skilled at developing and managing projects and programs encouraged to apply. This position is a full time, permanent position. Salary range is $40,000 to $60,000 based on demonstrated ability. Excellent benefit package, collaborative team environment, and flexible workplace. Submit a cover letter, resume, three references (name, relationship, phone number), and salary expectations to waninger@cvregion.com. Position open until filled; application review begins March 28, 2022. Additional information at https://centralvtplanning.org. CVRPC offers equal opportunity for all employees and maintains a drug-free workplace. CVRPC seeks and encourages applications from people with diverse perspectives and experiences. Candidates must be committed to working effectively with diverse community populations and will be expected to strengthen such capacity if hired. CVRPC will not discriminate in any term or condition of employment against any person on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, age, national origin, citizenship, ancestry, place of birth, marital status, disability, military or veteran status, gender identity, health coverage status, HIV status, genetic information, crime victim status, pregnancy or pregnancy-related condition or any other category protected under local, state or federal law.

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Dartmouth-Hitchcock’s new competitive Pharmacy Technician salary range starts at $22.00 per hour and increases from there for candidates with prior Pharmacy Technician experience. Please take advantage of this opportunity today and grow your career in the D-H Pharmacy System with the support of an academic medical center and our career ladder, Pharmacy Technician 1, 2, 3, and 4.

You’ll be impressed by all that D-H has to offer including: • Work-life Balance Culture • Tuition Assistance: $3,000 per year • Earned Time Off • 8,000 square foot, state-ofthe-art Patient Safety Training Center • Outstanding Retirement Plan

• Health, Life, Dental, and ShortTerm and Long-Term Disability Insurance • Flexible Spending Accounts • On-Campus Child Care • Free Continuing Education Opportunities On-Site

On-the-job training is available in a Registered Pharmacy Technician role and from there you can advance through the career ladder. Our Pharmacy teams are excited about welcoming you to the D-H Pharmacy System! Certified Pharmacy Technician positions exist in: Inpatient, Specialty, Retail and Hematology/Oncology. We are located in Lebanon, New Hampshire in the Upper Connecticut River Valley on the NH and VT border. Questions or concerns? Please reach out to: Patricia A. McDermott Senior Talent Acquisition Specialist Patricia.A.McDermott@hitchcock.org

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TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): I love author

LEO (Jul. 23-Aug. 22): Leo classicist and author Edith Hamilton specialized in the history of ancient Greece. The poet Homer was one of the most influential voices of that world. Hamilton wrote, “An ancient writer said of Homer that he touched nothing without somehow honoring and glorifying it.” I love that about his work, and I invite you to match his energy in the coming weeks. I realize that’s a lot to ask. But according to my reading of the astrological omens, you will indeed have a knack for honoring and glorifying all you touch.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun. 20): “I’m not fake in

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sep. 22): Starhawk, one of my favorite witches, reminds us that “sexuality is the expression of the creative life force of the universe. It is not dirty, nor is it merely ‘normal’; it is sacred. And sacred can also be affectionate, joyful, pleasurable, passionate, funny, or purely animal.” I hope you enjoy an abundance of such lushness in the coming weeks, Virgo. It’s a favorable time in your astrological cycle for synergizing eros and spirituality. You have poetic license to express your delight about being alive with imaginative acts of sublime love.

phenomenon (or two!) in your life during the coming months, Aries. Don’t be too sure you know how or where your interesting accomplishments will arise.

Maya Angelou’s definition of high accomplishment, and I recommend that you take steps to make it your own in the coming weeks. She wrote, “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” Please note that in her view, success is not primarily about being popular, prestigious, powerful or prosperous. I’m sure she wouldn’t exclude those qualities from her formula, but the key point is that they are all less crucial than self-love. Please devote quality time to refining and upgrading this aspect of your drive for success.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MAR. 20)

“Never underestimate the wisdom of being easily satisfied,” wrote aphorist Marty Rubin. If you’re open to welcoming such a challenge, Pisces, I propose that you work on being very easily satisfied during the coming weeks. See if you can figure out how to enjoy even the smallest daily events with blissful gratitude. Exult in the details that make your daily rhythm so rich. Use your ingenuity to deepen your capacity for regarding life as an ongoing miracle. If you do this right, there will be no need to pretend you’re having fun. You will vividly enhance your sensitivity to the ordinary glories we all tend to take for granted.

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Singer, dancer and comedian Sammy Davis Jr. disliked the song “The Candy Man,” but he recorded it anyway, heeding his advisers. He spent just a brief time in the studio, finishing his vocals in two takes. “The song is going straight to the toilet,” he complained, “pulling my career down with it.” Surprise! It became the best-selling tune of his career, topping the Billboard charts for three weeks. I suspect there could be a similar

any way,” declared Gemini actor Courteney Cox. On the face of it, that’s an amazing statement for a Gemini to make. After all, many in your tribe are masters of disguise and shape-shifting. Cox herself has won accolades for playing a wide variety of characters during her film and TV career, ranging from comedy to drama to horror. But let’s consider the possibility that, yes, you Geminis can be versatile, mutable and mercurial, yet also authentic and genuine. I think that this specialty of yours could and should be extra prominent in the coming weeks.

CANCER (Jun. 21-Jul. 22): “Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn’t,” wrote author Barbara Kingsolver about her childhood approach to self-improvement. Just because this method failed to work for her, however, doesn’t mean that it won’t work for others. In saying that, I’m not implying that you should send out appeals to baby Jesus. But I suggest that you call on your imagination to help you figure out what influences may, in fact, boost your goodness. It’s an excellent time to seek help as you elevate your integrity, expand your compassion and deepen your commitment to ethical behavior. It’s not that you’re deficient in those departments; just that now is your special time to do what we all need to do periodically: Make sure our actual behavior is in rapt alignment with our high ideals.

LIBRA (Sep. 23-Oct. 22): In 1634, English poet John Milton coined the phrase “silver lining.” It has become an idiom referring to a redemptive aspect of an experience that falls short of expectations. Over 350 years later, American author Arthur Yorinks wrote, “Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.” Now I’m relaying his message to you. Hopefully, my heads-up will ensure that you won’t miss the silver lining for any reason, including the possibility that you’re fixated on gold. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “This is the most profound spiritual truth I know,” declares author Anne Lamott. “That even when we’re most sure that love can’t conquer all, it seems to anyway. It goes down into the rat hole with us, in the guise of our friends, and there it swells and comforts. It gives us second winds, third winds, hundredth winds.” Lamott’s thoughts will be your wisdom to live by during the next eight weeks, Scorpio. Even if you think that you already know everything there is to know about the powers of love to heal and transform, I urge you to be open to new

powers that you have never before seen in action.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Witty

Sagittarian author Ashleigh Brilliant has created thousands of cheerful yet often sardonic epigrams. In accordance with current astrological omens, I have chosen six that will be useful for you to treat as your own in the coming weeks. 1. “I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.” 2. “I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy.” 3. “All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.” 4. “Do your best to satisfy me — that’s all I ask of everybody.” 5. “I’m just moving clouds today, tomorrow I’ll try mountains.” 6. “A terrible thing has happened. I have lost my will to suffer.”

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “All experience is an enrichment rather than an impoverishment,” wrote author Eudora Welty. That may seem like a simple and obvious statement, but in my view, it’s profound and revolutionary. Too often, we are inclined to conclude that a relatively unpleasant or inconvenient event has diminished us. And while it may indeed have drained some of our vitality or caused us angst, it has almost certainly taught us a lesson or given us insight that will serve us well in the long run — if only to help us avoid similar downers in the future. According to my analysis of your current astrological omens, these thoughts are of prime importance for you right now. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Life swarms

with innocent monsters,” observed poet Charles Baudelaire. Who are the “innocent monsters”? I’ll suggest a few candidates. Boring people who waste your time but aren’t inherently evil. Cute advertisements that subtly coax you to want stuff you don’t really need. Social media that seem like amusing diversions except for the fact that they suck your time and drain your energy. That’s the bad news, Aquarius. The good news is that the coming weeks will be a favorable time to eliminate from your life at least some of those innocent monsters. You’re entering a period when you’ll have a strong knack for purging “nice” influences that aren’t really very nice.

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OCEAN EYES You used to send me songs and would say they are just good songs with no meaning. I find that hard to believe. It’s been a while, and fashion week is over. Are you calm and relaxed now? When: Thursday, February 10, 2022. Where: salon. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915530 CORY AT ESSEX PRICE CHOPPER Morning, around 9 a.m. You: in a white jacket. Very cheerful for early morning. We chatted about masks and the people of Ukraine. Guessing I will never see you again unless you see this. Maybe I do need that haircut after all. When: Wednesday, March 9, 2022. Where: Essex Price Chopper. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915529 NEW WORLD TORTILLA MYSTERY GUY Lunch time. Me: purple knit hat with two other cute ladies. You: curly hair, beard, chatted with us but forgot to get a phone number. One of us is married, but the other two are single. Reach out if you want to find out who’s who over drinks. When: Friday, March 4, 2022. Where: New World Tortilla. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915528 ARE YOU FROM SEATTLE, TOO? You complimented my Seahawks hat from your red hatchback as my friend and I crossed Colchester Ave. I turned, smiled and said, “Go Hawks,” like a doofus. The light turned green, and you drove off. I’d love to watch a game with you next season, but let’s not wait until fall to meet up. When: Thursday, March 3, 2022. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915527 NO PITY FOR THE PIT A bald, tats sneak-dawg thinking he can bury his bone at his old hunting ground. Thought you fixed him?! Tighten the leash on his straying ass. If you’re a “happy couple,” why’s he here? When: Monday, January 31, 2022. Where: astray in Vermont. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915519

CONCERT LOVE I saw you in the back of a show last night. You were underneath the exit sign. You looked young and sexy. I hope you’re a lifeguard. HMU. I was the hot old lady singing her sexy head off. I would love to meet up. When: Wednesday, March 2, 2022. Where: concert. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915526 CUTIE WALKING BY KRU You met my eyes through both the windows of Kru Coffee and the dirty, scratched lenses of my janky wire-frame glasses. The Sunday morning scene at Church and Pearl had distracted me from my boring book when your red knit hat and curly hair caught my attention. I looked twice, and so did you. I wouldn’t mind meeting eyes again. When: Sunday, February 27, 2022. Where: Kru Coffee. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915525

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TRYING IS STILL WORTH SOMETHING I’m going to still try, for myself. The dust has settled, and it is over. When you visit me in dreams, they turn into chaotic and confusing nightmares. I wish I didn’t think about you anymore. I wish we’d never met. I’m going to try to move on. It’s all I can try to do now. When: Monday, November 22, 2021. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915524

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CAROLINE FROM WATERBURY The full moon was rising and the owls were hooting during the glow of sunset as we chatted about great hiking trails near the lake. I was walking my dog, and you had yellow pants and tall green boots. While enjoying your company, I suggested Rock Point to check out. You have beautiful eyes and a captivating smile. Coffee sometime? When: Tuesday, February 15, 2022. Where: Shelburne. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915517

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Irreverent counsel on life’s conundrums

Dear Reverend,

My partner and I used to love going out on Saint Patrick’s Day — before COVID-19 happened and we turned into hermits, that is. He’s excited that things are getting back to normal, and he really wants to head downtown this year. Although I want to get out into the world again, I’m not so sure I’m ready to jump right in to crowded bars on the holiday. Am I being a party pooper?

Molly Malone (FEMALE, 27)

Dear Molly Malone,

DREAM OR REAL LIFE? I recently met a girl at a bar. We went back to my place and ... you know. She was hot and probably about 22 years old. I woke up the next morning, and she was gone. There was no evidence that anyone even stayed the night. I hope I didn’t just have a really awesome sex dream. Call me, hot blonde. xoxo Albert. When: Sunday, January 9, 2022. Where: in my bed. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915509

SHAMWOW Happy Birthday! Scoots! When: Tuesday, February 15, 2022. Where: in my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915515

HOT THROW-UP GIRL At a party, you threw up all over me. It was kind of hot. I only saw your face for a few seconds, but you were gorgeous. You might have had a green dress. But something I know is that your puke was red. (You might wanna get that checked out.) Write me back, please. You. Are. Hot. When: Wednesday, February 2, 2022. Where: Sean’s house party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915508

KELLY IN FERRISBURGH Saw your profile online. Get in touch with me here, please. When: Sunday, February 13, 2022. Where: online. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915513

YELLOW BIKES AND YOU If you crashed into a neon yellow bike on the bike path, I think you might be the one. You wouldn’t recognize me in the light of day, because I was also dressed in all yellow (it’s this role-playing thing I do). You were short, around four feet, reddishorange eyes, bald, curvy. If this is you, write back. I felt a spark. When: Thursday, February 10, 2022. Where: on the bike path. You: Man. Me: Man. #915507

WILLISTON WHISTLER 2005-06 Maybe you didn’t think it was you in my original ad, since the date was wrong. I didn’t realize I could put the date in the headline! I would love to see your eyes, your smile and to hear you whistle again! Thinking of you every single day since! Where are you now? When: Thursday, May 11, 2017. Where: in the stairway to heaven MTP. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915512 THE REAL AMANDA ON MATCH The person who said she was Amanda from D.C. actually wasn’t. The real one is back on Match, and I would love to connect. Her son went to Kenyon (or wore a sweatshirt from there). Doesn’t anyone know her who can show her this? Match asked for three things, and she listed six. That’s the kind of mind I like. When: Thursday, February 10, 2022. Where: Match. com. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915511 WHITE LEOPARD AT STAPLES We were both looking for printer cartridges and chatted. You wore a long white leopard-print coat and riding boots. Let’s have coffee. When: Wednesday, February 9, 2022. Where: Staples. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915510 I LIKE TOES HMU if you have cute toes. When: Thursday, February 10, 2022. Where: in my bed. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915502

We’re not entirely out of the woods quite yet, but with cases going down and mask mandates ending, it sure does seem like cause for celebration. Speaking of masks, you probably won’t be required to wear one this Saint Paddy’s Day. But if it would make you feel more comfortable, then by all means go right ahead. There’s nothing wrong with being cautious, and a festive green mask would be very apropos. Venturing out for the first time on the day when everyone and their cousin is getting blasted may seem overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be. You don’t need to start at a raucous bar where everyone will be singing and flinging potatoes at each other (although that sounds like a blast). Dip your toe in somewhere that won’t be

HI AMANDA I sent a reply message to your profile here. When: Monday, January 24, 2022. Where: Seven Days iSpy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915494 AMANDA FROM DC (ON MATCH) Your profile is wow! I’m not a member of that site, or I’d be messaging you directly. But I like all six of the three things you look for (as well as you making your own rules). Nice guy here, active and fun and single. Would really like to chat and see if there’s chemistry. I hope you see this. When: Friday, January 7, 2022. Where: Match. com. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915486 WILLISTON WHISTLER When I heard that it was so early in the morning, I may have said something in passing. Still sorry if it sounded sharp. But I wonder if you think about it. I do. I look around but never see you to say something nicer. If you see this and would like to chat, let me know! When: Monday, May 30, 2016. Where: in the stairway to heaven. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915480

too wild. Have a drink and a snack at a restaurant and see how that feels. Currently, the forecast for Saint Patrick’s Day is looking very springlike. I’m certain that bars with outdoor seating will have it open for the occasion. Wander down the street and stop where you see good ol’ Paddy O’Furniture outside and enjoy your libations in the fresh air. Make sure to bring a green hat or scarf in case you get a little chilly. If braving the crowds is just too much, perhaps your partner would be happy hosting a small gathering of friends at your place? However you wind up celebrating, remember: In heaven, there is no beer; that’s why we drink it here. Have a very happy — and safe — Saint Patrick’s Day. Good luck and God bless,

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