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As this week’s Seven Days goes to press, 293 Vermonters have tested positive for COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus; 13 have died. Both numbers are expected to rise. We’ve seen other kinds of casualties, too, in our state. Tens of thousands of Vermont workers have been laid off from their jobs. Libraries, theaters, museums, community centers and places of worship have shut their doors. Iconic restaurants and local businesses have closed. So far, that includes at least one local newspaper. On March 25, Paul Heintz reported on the demise of the Waterbury Record. He’s also covered layoffs at the Rutland Herald and BarreMontpelier Times Argus, the Valley News and Seven Days, as well as furloughs at the Bennington Banner, Brattleboro Reformer and Manchester Journal. The Addison County Independent is now printing one issue a week instead of two. The Essex Reporter, Milton Independent and Colchester Sun are still publishing online but have ceased printing altogether. A few readers have asked why Seven Days keeps printing and distributing the paper, when Gov. Phil Scott has issued an order closing all but essential businesses. Is journalism “essential”? Gov. Scott believes it is, and so do we. So did our country’s founders, who protected freedom of the press in the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, alongside the freedoms of speech, religion, assembly and the right to petition the government for redress of grievances. But, now that we can deliver the news online, is distributing a paper copy still necessary — or even wise in a pandemic? We believe it’s both. Many of our readers, especially those with unreliable internet, depend on the paper as a primary news source. Others appreciate the variety and serendipity of a print product that reads like a magazine. People tell us they like being able to flip through the pages and see ads from local businesses, that they love doing the puzzles and reading the comics, that reading the paper gives them a sense of normalcy in these trying times. Now that gathering together in groups is impossible, the paper functions as a community conduit — physical evidence of the place we share — that holds us together. Fortunately, the virus doesn’t appear to live long on porous surfaces such as newsprint. There hasn’t been a single reported case of someone getting sick from a newspaper, magazine, letter or package delivery. Feeling extra cautious? Wash your hands after handling the paper. According to the World Health Organization and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, this virus is thought to spread through person-to-person contact. That’s why Seven Days’ circulation drivers wear gloves when delivering the paper. They also practice social distancing. This helps keep them, and members of the public, safe. For an up-to-date list of dropoff spots, go to SEVENDAYSVT.COM/DELIVERY. Speaking of the paper, you’ll see more changes in this week’s issue. First, it’s smaller, at 64 pages; the number of ads we sell determines the size. The classifieds section — including the puzzles — has moved to the back. And the movie and art sections, like the calendar, are gone for now. Also new: We now have 1,000-plus Super Readers supporting us financially — see page 43. The donations that have poured in over the past few weeks have helped us to keep going — figuratively and literally. Those dollars will replace some of the advertising revenue that vanished overnight as a result of the coronavirus crisis. For almost 25 years, that revenue has been our primary source of income and the reason Seven Days is free. Our heartfelt thanks to everyone who has donated. Interested in becoming a Super Reader, but don’t To become a Super Reader yourself, want to give at sevendaysvt.com? Send a check with click “Give Monthly” or “Give Now” at your address and contact info to: SEVENDAYSVT.COM, or contact us directly SEVEN DAYS, C/O SUPER READERS (see right). We’re working remotely, but P.O. BOX 1164 we will respond. BURLINGTON, VT 05401 Stay safe and strong,

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ach evening, Calley Hastings throws a stack of up to 50 cotton face masks into her Subaru Crosstrek and drives down a muddy road to a rendezvous point not far from her Brookfield home. There, she meets the owner of a local manufacturing company and trades the masks for more materials, most of which she will distribute to about 10 other home sewers around her neighborhood. Saving some fabric for herself, she heads home to work on the next day’s batch. Hastings, who also runs her own goat’s milk caramel business, Fat Toad Farm, adopted this routine more than a week ago. Quickly shaking off any rust that may have gathered in the dozen years since she fired up her grandmother’s old Singer Touch and Sew machine, Hastings said she can now “bust out” her assignment with little effort. The work provides her with a much-needed sense of purpose to combat the feeling of helplessness engendered by the coronavirus crisis, she told Seven Days. “As long as the machine doesn’t break too many times,” she joked. 12

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Hastings and her neighbors are foot soldiers in a growing army of home sewers that Vermont Glove has enlisted to produce the protective gear. Eight fulltime employees are working staggered shifts at the leather goods manufacturer’s facility in Randolph to cut the materials,

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which are then delivered to the home sewers to be assembled. The company, which has made gloves for more than 100 years, is now selling the face masks both wholesale and on its website for $6 each. The cotton masks cannot substitute for medical-grade N95 masks that are most effective in filtering out the coronavirus.

But health experts say any face protection is better than none, and some medical professionals have started wearing cotton masks over their N95s to prolong the N95’s life. Others who work in the public sphere have taken to wearing homemade fabrics so that the coveted medical-grade ones are freed up for hospitals. The shift has allowed Sam Hooper, Vermont Glove’s president, to aid the relief efforts and avoid laying off any employees. He told Seven Days that he’s finishing up a last batch of glove orders this week before transitioning to the masks full time. He expected to ship out roughly 4,000 masks this week to buyers — including the Vermont State Police, the Vermont Department of Corrections, private companies and individuals. Home sewers will be paid $1 for every mask they produce once the company starts receiving payments, Hooper added, though some have already offered to volunteer their time. WHAT TO MAKE?

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A Chittenden County judge said Monday that she wouldn’t issue eviction orders during the pandemic, citing the public health risks of putting renters out on the street. In an order that covers the county’s civil court, Vermont Superior Court Judge Helen Toor delayed action on eviction petitions, called writs of possession, until at least April 15, when a statewide “judicial emergency” is currently scheduled to lapse. “Because it will be virtually impossible for anyone to find new housing during the Governor’s stay-at-home order, and because causing people to leave their residences to seek housing or to become homeless could increase the risk of spreading COVID19 in the community, the court will defer action on any motion seeking a writ of possession until expiration of the current Judicial Emergency,” Toor wrote. The court will make exceptions for “emergency” situations if a property owner can also prove that the eviction petition will not make an occupant homeless. Toor also delayed all foreclosure sales for 90 days. The statewide judicial emergency was enacted March 16 and may be extended. It had already slowed most evictions by postponing routine hearings, though it did not halt proceedings that were already under way or that a judge deemed an emergency. Vermont lawmakers, meanwhile, were mulling a proposal to enact a statewide eviction moratorium during the state of emergency. People should “stay put” during the public health crisis, Jean Murray, an attorney with Vermont Legal Aid, told the Senate Economic Development, Housing and General Affairs Committee last week. “Just put a pause on the whole thing,” Murray said. Sen. Randy Brock (R-Franklin) argued against the state overstepping. “We want to protect people who are financially imperiled because of COVID-19,” Brock said. “On the other hand, we recognize that landlords are people, too, and particularly our small landlords are faced with some of the same financial issues.” Contact: derek@sevendaysvt.com

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hen Nicky Patterson started to get sick last month, she could tell that it was no ordinary seasonal flu. It began with a persistent cough on Friday the 13th — a day synonymous with bad luck. And though it was typical for the elementary school teacher to be exhausted at the end of a school week, Patterson felt particularly drained when she left the St. Albans Town Educational Center that day in March. When she woke up the next morning, her entire body ached and her head throbbed. “I had an inkling that I was getting sicker,” said Patterson, who is 45. “It felt like a fever was on the way.” By that evening, Patterson’s temperature spiked to 101 degrees, and her cough had worsened. A week later, she could hardly breathe when she walked up the stairs. On March 25, Patterson tested positive for COVID-19, the novel coronavirus that, as of press time on Tuesday, had infected 293 people in Vermont. Thirteen people had died, and more than 20 were being treated in hospitals. Though Patterson never got sick enough to need inpatient care, she’s told her story on social media, hoping a firsthand account might convince people to heed medical advice and stay home. “I just wanted to raise that awareness

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that it’s real, that it’s here,” Patterson said. “People need to make good choices.” Patterson started taking precautions against the coronavirus around the time when the state announced its first case on March 7. She stopped giving high fives to her third and fourth graders, opting instead for an elbow bump. She went to a University of Vermont men’s basketball game but sat in the back row and didn’t touch any surfaces or doors. She had been washing her hands for 20 seconds or more. Patterson has no idea how she got sick or for how long she was contagious before she started developing symptoms. But as soon as she felt ill, Patterson selfquarantined in her St. Albans home, which she shares with her 15-year-old son, Damien. She didn’t let her parents, who are in their sixties, come and visit, and she stopped going to church. That Sunday, March 15, Patterson also notified the school principal that she wasn’t feeling well and suggested that her classroom be deep-cleaned before any students were readmitted. That same day, Gov. Phil Scott ordered all schools to close from March 18 through April 6, a directive that has since been extended through the remainder of the academic year. Patterson’s doctor initially told her that she wasn’t eligible for a nasal swab ‘IT’S REAL’

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“Interest on the part of people to help has been there for weeks,” Ventriss said. “We simply didn’t know yet what form that help should take.” The Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce has been equally unsure what to tell the dozen or so area manufacturers with a desire to help, according to executive vice president Catherine Davis. She said the organization has told companies to “sit tight” as it works to figure out the next steps with the state. She acknowledged that can be a difficult message to hear for companies that have seen “their entire worlds shift in a two-week period.” “Stress, as we know, breeds impatience,” she said. “They so want to be a part of the solution. We just need to have some patience to figure it out.” The state has made some progress recently. Officials working with outside groups last week identified a list of medical supply needs, with N95 masks, ventilators and hand sanitizer topping the chart, according to Chris Carrigan,

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“We’re doing it just to be made whole,” Hooper said last week. “We’re not really making a buck on this.” Vermont Glove is among at least a dozen small manufacturing companies that have pivoted in recent weeks to produce critically needed medical supplies amid a nationwide shortage. Last week, Burlington maker space Generator announced it had used a 3D printer and open source designs to create a face shield for frontline medical workers that it hopes to massproduce once its prototype is approved. Skida, a Queen City headwear and accessories company, has started making gowns for health care workers. A few distilleries have started brewing hand sanitizer. The grassroots mobilization underscores the innovative spirit that has come to define Vermont’s manufacturing community and reflects the same communal response to crisis that surfaced in the wake of Tropical Storm Irene nearly a decade ago. But while Vermont manufacturers may take on an even bigger role in the weeks to come, some companies eager to help have been unsure exactly how to do so, causing some frustration. “They want to solve the problem,” said Bob Zider, director and CEO of the Vermont Manufacturing Extension Center. “Manufacturers are generally like that — they want to make something happen. So immediately there’s a frustration if they can’t find an outlet or a place where they can begin to put their back to the plow.” In the three weeks since Vermont confirmed its first coronavirus case, Green Mountain manufacturers have received little official guidance on how to make products that are actually helpful to medical professionals. Many medical supplies must meet specific standards to be used in hospital settings, and even then, products usually undergo tests before they can be deployed. As Vermont officials work closely with hospitals to try to ensure that they don’t run out of supplies, state government would seem like the most logical clearinghouse for information on what needs to be made, and how. But state agencies have been slow to tell manufactures exactly what they need. Several business and trade organizations that spoke to Seven Days recalled fielding hundreds of questions from anxious manufacturers over the last few weeks. But they didn’t know how to respond when companies asked about retooling to produce supplies, said Lisa Ventriss, president of the Vermont Business Roundtable, a nonprofit that serves more than 100 CEOs of some of Vermont’s biggest employers.

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vice president of business development at the Vermont Chamber of Commerce. That organization and several others have also collaborated with the state on surveys that will gauge which manufacturers have the capacity to donate those specific items or start producing them on their own. And the administration of Gov. Phil Scott last week designated a single agency, the Department of Buildings and General Services, to coordinate these efforts moving forward, which should make it easier to share information. The business groups concede that the state would be closer to harnessing the power of the manufacturing community had these steps come sooner. But none spoke critically of the state’s response. Instead, they praised government officials for swiftly adapting to unprecedented challenges. “We learn little by little,” Zider said. “It’s kind of like walking into a tunnel with a flashlight. You can only see so far ahead. You got to take another step, and you can see a little further.” The leaders’ only criticism was aimed at the federal government for what they say has been an inadequate response to the outbreak. “Would we have been better off if the president had listened to the information he got in December, so in January and February we could have prepared for this? Absolutely,” said Ventriss, of the business roundtable. Indeed, President Donald Trump has come under fire for failing to take sufficient action during the crisis, most recently over his resistance to enact the Defense Production Act. The 60-year-old law gives the federal government power to direct industries to produce crucial items

during times of need. Trump eventually invoked it last Friday afternoon, calling on General Motors to manufacture ventilators — but only after governors around the country, including Scott, urged him to do so. Two days later, the president accused states of requesting more equipment than they need. Vermont, meantime, has scrambled to amass supplies for an expected surge in coronavirus patients. Agency of Human Services Secretary Mike Smith said last week that the state needs to at least double its capacity of hospital beds, personal protective equipment and ventilators. Public Safety Commissioner Michael Schirling was less willing to cite a specific number of items the state may need. He said his response to such questions has consistently been: “As many as we can get ahold of.” “We’re buying them as fast as possible,” the commissioner said at a press conference last week. Schirling said the state’s request for personal protective equipment from the federal government stockpile falls somewhere in the “millions” of items. The Trump administration has offered some help. Six truckloads of equipment delivered this weekend, for example, exceeded the state’s warehouse capacity, prompting the Vermont National Guard to build a temporary holding area, the commissioner said. Still, state officials have warned against complacency; Vermont likely faces significant competition for further supplies from other states, some of which have received only a fraction of their requests so far. At Monday’s press conference, Scott said Vermont is not relying on the federal government. “We’re pulling every lever we possibly can and finding a lot on our own,” Scott said. Schirling added that Vermont manufacturers would likely play a role in those efforts. He told Seven Days on Tuesday that the University of Vermont Medical Center is working on a prototype ventilator that could be produced in the Green Mountain State. Until then, smaller companies like Vermont Glove say they plan to keep doing what they can to help out. Hooper is working to find the materials needed to produce masks that are more protective. He also anticipated that more companies would join the relief efforts. He said that’s because Vermont companies share two key attributes, both of which will be required to get through the pandemic: “a lot of grit and a lot of neighborly care.” “It’s just a part of the way of life here,” he said. m Contact: colin@sevendaysvt.com

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five-inch-long swab into her nose. The She fell fast asleep, comforted by the procedure lasted about 10 seconds. notion that she’d stayed home and hope“I just had my eyes closed and tried fully hadn’t infected anyone else. to just hold my breath while it happened As she awaited results, Patterson so I didn’t cough in his face,” Patterson camped out in the living room while recalled. Damien pitched in by The hospital told her it making dinner and doing his could take up to 72 hours to schoolwork in his bedroom. process the test, which also When they watched movies, screened for two strains Patterson would sit in the of influenza and another recliner and Damien would respiratory virus known take the couch, an effort to as RSV. Getting tested stay six feet away from each was a relief, but it also hit other, per health guidePatterson that she could be lines. She lost six pounds. sick with the coronavirus, Teaching students remotely which has killed more than proved difficult at times, 30,000 people around the though she got by with help globe and has no known from colleagues. cure. Her anxiety grew. By the time Patterson’s That night, “I was probtest results came back posiNIC K Y PAT TE R S O N ably the most scared because tive on March 25, she felt my breathing was getting better than she had in days. worse, and I couldn’t take a deep breath,” This week, she’s still fighting nausea but she said. “I was kind of afraid to go to sleep.” is otherwise on the mend. Health officials Patterson sought comfort in Bible want Patterson to be symptom-free for 72 verses such as Isaiah 41:10, which instructs hours before leaving the house, so she’s the faithful, “fear not for I am with thee,” still cooped up. and with another age-old healing method: And although Damien hasn’t shown calling her mother. any symptoms, Patterson’s doctor and

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the Vermont Department of Health say it’s likely he’s infected and could be contagious. Once Patterson’s symptoms clear up, Damien will be under a 14-day quarantine to make sure he’s not sick, his mom said. So far, Damien has spent his time chatting with friends on FaceTime, watching television and playing board games. Asked what it’s like to share such close quarters with a coronavirus patient, Damien was succinct in an email to Seven Days: “Boring,” he wrote. Apparently, even teenage ennui can survive a global pandemic. Patterson considers herself lucky that COVID-19 didn’t take a heavier toll on her health and is thankful to still have a job, unlike thousands of Vermonters who lost theirs in recent weeks. That’s why she gets frustrated hearing that some people are carrying on with their normal lives and not staying home. “Some people ... still feel like this is an overreaction,” she said. “That is disappointing, because it’s real. It’s not a political thing; it’s not a lie. Real people are really sick and are spreading it without knowing it.” m Contact: courtney@sevendaysvt.com

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Vermont Gov. Phil Scott on Monday ordered new arrivals to the state to self-quarantine for 14 days, and he shut down online bookings for vacation rentals and hotels. The governor said people should only come to Vermont for essential reasons and that the measures will help minimize infections and prevent patients from overwhelming Vermont health care facilities. “We’ve got to remember, as Americans, we’re all in this together, and we all have a role to play in keeping each other safe,” Scott said. “So I’m asking everyone to join us in this effort to be united and stay Vermont strong.” The governor’s new guidance specifically targets people coming from COVID-19 hot spots — such as New York City, Florida and Louisiana — and those who have symptoms of the coronavirus that has so far sickened more than 800,000 people around the globe. Vermont joins several other states that have tightened travel restrictions in recent days, including Rhode Island, Maine, Florida and Texas. Scott’s order also applies to Vermonters who are returning from winter homes in warmer climates. Sen. John Rodgers (D-Essex/Orleans) raised the issue during a Sunday conference call, saying his constituents were concerned about sick snowbirds flocking back to Vermont. Scott said the order is admittedly difficult to enforce but added that the state is posting notices on electronic message boards on the interstates and at Burlington International Airport. “We can only educate and advocate for them to do the right thing to protect their neighbors, to protect their friends, to protect their family members,” Scott said. “This is the right thing to do. It’s literally in your hands to do your part.” Scott is also cracking down on room rentals by asking police to monitor compliance with his order last week that closed lodging facilities unless they support the state’s COVID-19 response. Over the weekend, Vermont law enforcement found that 41 facilities had violated the executive order, according to Vermont State Police spokesperson Adam Silverman. The noncompliant facilities ranged across the state but were by far the most concentrated in Chittenden and Bennington counties, which each had 12 violations, state data show. m Contact: courtney@sevendaysvt.com

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n March 14, with a couple hundred confirmed cases of the coronavirus in New York City, Jackson Harvey, 29, and his girlfriend of three years, Grace Ross, also 29, left their apartment in Queens to seek temporary refuge at Jackson’s parents’ house in Burlington. They figured they might be gone a week, so Jackson grabbed an IKEA bag of unfolded laundry, a pair of clogs and hiking boots. Grace didn’t bother to bring her slippers. By the end of March, New York City had more than 30,000 cases, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had urged residents to refrain from all travel. Jackson and Grace have no plans to return to Queens anytime soon. As the coronavirus pandemic has spread, scores of young adults have returned, by choice or necessity, to the scene of their Vermont childhoods. In mid-March, when rumors of an imminent

lockdown in New York City began to circulate, brothers Will and Noah Kiernan, ages 25 and 23, left their East Village apartment and drove north to their father’s house in Charlotte. Around the same time, Jacob Tischler, 29, moved back in with his parents in Williston after the off-Broadway theater where he had been bartending went dark. Even within Vermont, young people are returning to the nest. Liam ElderConnors, 28, a reporter at Vermont Public Radio, moved out of his shared house in Winooski to work from his parent’s home in Stowe. “It’s nice to be with family when there’s a pandemic going on,” he said. Elder-Connors, like many journalists, has pivoted to nonstop pandemic coverage: “I’m working 10, 12 hours most days of the week, and it’s nice to be somewhere bigger than an apartment, with better internet.” Young professionals and their

college-age siblings, exiled from campus until further notice, have found themselves marooned at home together for the first time in years. A week after Jackson and his girlfriend came back to Burlington, his younger brother, Henry Severance, a junior at Clark University in Worcester, Mass., returned from his language program in Taiwan. For the first time since Jackson left for college, the two brothers and their parents, Bill Harvey and Lyn Severance, are under the same roof. The five-bedroom Harvey-Severance home on North Prospect Street is mercifully spacious — “more room than we deserve,” joked Bill, who, with his wife, runs a graphic design company from a studio above their garage. From his point of view, this unexpected reunion has been relatively happy and drama-free. “As much as we’re all in different stages of life right now, we’re a very tight family,”

he said. “This is the longest we’ve been with Jackson in the last 10 or so years, and it’s really quite nice. Male frontal cortexes tend to develop more slowly, so now that he’s 29, it’s like, ‘Wow! He’s a real person.’” But Bill knows that for 21-year-old Henry, the forced cohabitation isn’t ideal. “Henry is at a point in his life where, for biological reasons, he really doesn’t want to be living with his father and mother, which is completely understandable,” he said. “We’ve been giving him a long leash, and luckily for us, we have plenty of space for that.” Square footage is also an advantage in the culinary department. The HarveySeverances are prolific cooks (“There literally isn’t a baked good that’s not available in the house,” said Grace), and they have sit-down meals together every night, a tradition the family embraced long before the days of quarantine. At one point, Jackson, an avid bread maker, was nursing three different starters, which he used to produce six loaves of sourdough bread and 20 English muffins. Their days have a meandering, convalescent quality. Jackson, who was between jobs before the pandemic started, occupies himself with his bread and various chores, including building a chicken coop and painting the window shutters. Grace, who works in publishing and can do her job remotely, reads and occasionally tries to get everyone to play a board game. Both parents have design projects in progress; the pandemic has affected their work, Bill said, but they’re trying to keep a positive attitude: “As an entrepreneur, I’m always thinking of ways to thrive. Lyn and I are trying to be flexible, and this pushes us a little harder.” But for Henry, whose online classes don’t start until midnight because of the time difference in Taiwan, the hours can seem oppressive: “I personally am horrible to be around right now,” he said. To keep himself busy, he’s been producing music on his laptop and working on an Instagram illustration project, a charity effort to raise money for coronavirus relief. Like Henry, 20-year-old Mary Markley, a sophomore at Stanford University, was recalled to Burlington in mid-March. At Stanford, Markley had grown accustomed to staying up until all hours, philosophizing with her friends; at her childhood home in the New North End, her mother, Katy Farnham, shuts off the Wi-Fi at midnight, the internet curfew for Markley’s younger twin siblings, both seniors-in-exile at Burlington High School. BACK TO THE NEST

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Crisis management is Heather Bush’s forte, and in the age of the coronavirus, she’s never been more in her element. Bush is the coordinator for Burlington’s only low-barrier homeless shelter, a 40-bed facility on South Winooski Avenue that’s typically open from November through April. But as Vermont’s COVID-19 cases continued to climb, Bush realized her clients couldn’t socially distance themselves in the crowded, poorly ventilated basement. “We were sort of sitting ducks just waiting for the virus to come in,” Bush said. On March 21, she told her boss at ANEW Place, the Burlington nonprofit that oversees the shelter, that they needed another option. Four days later, the plan was in motion: The shelter-goers went camping. With help from city and state officials, ANEW Place began relocating 26 homeless people to camper trailers at Burlington’s North Beach Campground. Employees of Country Camper in East Montpelier worked through the night on March 25 to set up the trailers, which are outfitted with electricity and running water. The state is paying to lease the campers, according to ANEW Place executive director Kevin Pounds. Last Thursday morning, Bush was shuttling supplies to the campground, dispatching staff and packing up items. Because of Gov. Phil Scott’s stayat-home order, the camp shelter will operate 24-7; the brick-and-mortar facility was only open from 5 p.m. to 8:30 a.m. Each trailer has heat, at least one bed, a radio and a bathroom. The cooking appliances won’t be operable. Staff will occupy a trailer and will make hourly knocks on doors to check in, though they’ll generally try to maintain social distance. Staff will only enter the trailers if a camper doesn’t respond after two rounds, Bush said. The shelter will provide meals in individual containers. At the campground, guests are generally expected to stay in their trailers unless they’re doing something allowed under the governor’s recent stay-at-home order. Staff won’t allow drinking outside but will allow it inside the campers. m Contact: courtney@sevendaysvt.com

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Mass layoffs and home confinement orders prompted by the coronavirus outbreak could create a toxic brew for domestic violence, according to those who work to prevent it. “We’re really worried about people stuck in these households with their abusers and no other outlet,” said Karen Tronsgard-Scott, executive director of the Vermont Network Against Domestic and Sexual Violence. Prior to the pandemic, according to Steps to End Domestic Violence interim executive director Ana Burke, “If an abuser was off at work, it would give someone several hours of reprieve to do some safety planning — possibly to leave. But now that everyone’s at home, some people may be in situations where their abuser is home all day, all night.” Burke’s Burlington-based organization and 14 others that serve survivors in Vermont have had to adapt to public health regulations to ensure that staff and clients practice appropriate social distancing. Serving those who are stuck inside with their abuser “has proven to be very complicated,” according to Nadia Lucchin, executive director of the Bennington-based Project Against Violent Encounters. “We are increasing our outreach efforts via social media and checking in much more frequently with survivors in emergency shelter,” she said. Such organizations typically help survivors file for relief-from-abuse orders against violent partners. But according to Amanda Cochrane, executive director of St. Johnsbury-based Umbrella, “Now some are worried that the abusive partner will not have anywhere safe to go and could get sick, complicating an already agonizing situation.” Speaking last week to the Vermont Senate Judiciary Committee, David D’Amora of the Council of State Governments’ Justice Center said that the coronavirus response has made a national “epidemic” of domestic violence “immeasurably worse.” In Vermont, “We saw a spike right after the announcement came to close the schools,” John Campbell, executive director of the Department of State’s Attorneys and Sheriffs, told committee members. “But that’s leveled off, and it’s been relatively quiet, thankfully, this past week.” Advocates encourage those who feel threatened to contact a local group for assistance or to call the Vermont Network’s statewide, 24-hour hotline: 800-228-7395. m Contact: paul@sevendaysvt.com

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When Markley finally does get into bed, usually around 3 a.m., she often has a hard time convincing herself to get out of it again. One day during her first week at home, she emerged from her room around 9 p.m. to make a large batch of pancakes, hoping that the prospect of breakfast carbohydrates would motivate her to get up earlier the next day. She even called a friend on Zoom and pretended to host a cooking show. When she came downstairs in the morning to get her leftovers from the fridge, she discovered that her sister had eaten them. “It sounds really melodramatic, but I just don’t see the point in doing anything,” Markley said. “Like, you can do online classes in bed with no pants. I just have no sense of purpose, and there’s also this fear of falling behind. Everyone at Stanford is using this time to learn a new branch of physics or work on their startup.” In spite of her malaise, Markley recently managed to scrape together enough gumption, and snow, to sculpt a 10-foot-wide octopus, with unnervingly well-articulated suction pads, in her front yard. Her attempt to host a spring solstice party via Zoom was less successful: According to Markley, the sound quality was terrible, and her sister kept yelling at her to quiet down. “This all feels very regressive to me,” she said. “For two years, I’ve been living independently, and now I’m fighting with my siblings about whose turn it is to clean the kitchen. I’m lucky that I don’t have to worry about housing or anything, and I feel bad expressing that I’m sad or disappointed. But my favorite part of college was staying up all night talking about stuff with people who have such interesting brains, and this just feels not the same.” The anxiety of not knowing when she’ll be able to go back to Stanford, coupled with the inability to go anywhere but outside, has left her feeling unmoored. That feeling stems, at least in part, from a lack of agency: Markley and Henry Severance came home because they had nowhere else to go. But when going home is a choice, the stakes feel different — less like an unwanted relapse into adolescence than a new, weird chapter of the parent-child dynamic. In mid-March, Clara Campoli, 32, a prekindergarten teacher at a public school in Manhattan’s Upper East Side, had several weeks left of maternity leave when the pandemic began to tighten its grip on New York City. When her husband, Evan Fain, found out that his

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co-working company would allow him to work remotely — and that Clara would be conducting a virtual classroom upon her return to school — they booked a rental car and drove with their 2-month-old son, Lewis, to Clara’s childhood home in Burlington’s Five Sisters neighborhood. Not knowing how long they’d be gone, Clara and Evan packed haphazardly: an assortment of clothes and a month’s supply of diapers for Lewis, now on the cusp of being too small; one pair of pants for Clara. Evan forgot his running shoes. “My husband’s company has been very affected by everything that’s happening, and he’s working pretty much around the clock,” said Clara. “So when school started online for me, I wanted to be around my parents for help with childcare during the day.” When the couple left New York City, her parents, John Kassel and Julie Campoli, were driving back from a ski trip in Colorado. Clara said her parents

were eager to see Lewis, but for their safety and his, she persuaded them to quarantine themselves for two weeks at their second home in the Northeast Kingdom. When her parents stopped at the house in Burlington to pick up provisions, she insisted that they keep their distance. “It was weird,” she said. “We didn’t hug. They didn’t even touch their only grandchild.” Clara’s father agreed that it was surreal to see his grandson and not be able to hold him. That moment was an important reckoning, he said, a concrete instance of the abstract imperative to demonstrate love by staying away. “That was when I realized that this is a long-term thing,” said John. “It’s not, ‘Can I hold my grandson now?’ It’s, ‘Can I give them space so that I can hold him in the future?’ Making space for others, particularly for your family, helps you grasp the scope of this.” On Sunday, having separately completed their 14- day isolation periods, Clara and her parents reunited in Burlington, where all three generations will embark together on the next phase of their new reality. When it seems safe enough, Clara said, her husband and father will make a trip down to the apartment in Brooklyn to pick up more necessities for the baby — who will, in all probability, outgrow several months’ worth of clothes by the time the world returns to something resembling normal. m Contact: chelsea@sevendaysvt.com

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Vermont House Speaker Mitzi Johnson (D-South Hero) punished and publicly chastised a fellow Democrat who demanded a quorum vote on March 25 that forced dozens of lawmakers to rush to the Statehouse to pass emergency legislation related to COVID-19. Johnson announced last Thursday that she had removed Rep. Cynthia Browning (D-Arlington) from her post on the powerful Ways and Means Committee. She replaced her with Rep. Emilie Kornheiser (D-Brattleboro). Johnson noted that last Wednesday’s plan to vote on a package of bills without a quorum had been approved by the House Rules Committee, had overwhelming support in the chamber, and was pursued as a way to keep lawmakers and their constituents safe. “Yet one member unnecessarily required every other member to choose between their duty to Vermont and the health and safety of their communities, peers, and loved ones at home,” Johnson wrote in a searing letter to colleagues. “Being a legislator requires that we know the rules. True public service requires the wisdom to know when to use them. Yesterday’s quorum call was not wise.” The move signaled a remarkable fall from grace for a Democratic legislator who has never been afraid to buck leadership but managed to do so in a way that party leaders respected. Just last month, Johnson praised Browning as someone with whom she doesn’t always agree but who has “honesty and integrity” and lets leadership know her concerns up front. She contrasted Browning with another

representative, Linda Joy Sullivan (D-Dorset), whom she chastised for casting a surprise vote against overriding Gov. Phil Scott’s veto of a paid family leave bill. The bill, one of the House’s highest priorities, failed by one vote. Johnson told Seven Days the vote was “not the first time that [Sullivan’s] gotten squirrelly.” Sullivan and Browning are friends, and Browning didn’t take kindly to the remark. The following day, she lambasted the speaker from the floor. Browning’s disdain for Johnson was evident after her quorum vote. If Johnson was so concerned about lawmakers’ health, Browning argued, then Johnson should simply drop the resolution authorizing the House to hold a remote vote to approve remote voting. “It is important to note that I did not call members into the House yesterday — she did,” Browning said, after Johnson kicked her off the committee. Browning called the bill flawed for its “circular reasoning” and argued that it wasn’t proper. She insisted House rules needed to be followed even during an emergency. She did not raise any objections about the actual practice of remote voting during a health emergency, just the way it was being approved. “But if you start cutting corners on parliamentary procedures and Democratic processes in an emergency, you’ll very quickly find that you’ve thrown something overboard that you can’t get back,” Browning said. m Contact: kevin@sevendaysvt.com

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Toxic chemicals from the Vermont Air National Guard base in South Burlington have not only polluted nearby wells but are reaching the Winooski River. That’s the takeaway of a new report on just how far the contamination has spread beyond the base, according to state officials. “It’s a large plume. In some places, it’s probably over a mile long,” said Richard Spiese, a hazardous site manager with the state Department of Environmental Conservation. “And it goes from the source area all the way to the Winooski River.” Multiple tributaries of the Winooski running from the base are contaminated with PFAS, the same perfluorinated chemicals used to make products such as Teflon cookware and waterproof clothing. The chemicals, which were discovered in 2016 in wells around the former ChemFab factory in North Bennington, were also used in firefighting foam on the base and at airports around the nation. Their durability has earned PFAS the moniker “forever chemicals,” and communities, airports and municipal water systems are spending billions to understand them and clean up the contamination. Last year, Seven Days reported how PFAS have contaminated a well at the Belter dairy farm just north of the base. The well had been used by John Belter’s family to water his 400 cows for decades, and after the discovery, the state paid for a filtration system. But additional testing was needed to better understand the extent of the contamination, including in creeks and rivers. Now that report — a 991-page draft volume released by the Air Guard recently — clearly shows that the chemicals have migrated off the base and into groundwater, creeks and the Winooski itself, Spiese said. “I think the data is there to show that PFAS from the base is what is impacting the Belter well,” Spiese said. Belter was not immediately available for comment on Tuesday. Spiese noted that the Air Guard has been cooperative and has been performing the costly, detailed studies, including the lengthy report, completed by the Virginiabased engineering firm Parsons. He noted that Saint-Gobain Performance Plastics is spending $60 million to clean up the groundwater contamination around its plant in North Bennington, but it has yet to admit responsibility. In a press release, the Air Guard acknowledged the findings and stressed that drinking water in the area is safe, noting

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rtists typically have websites and Instagram accounts these days. But most of them still rely on in-person interactions to facilitate connections with their work: exhibiting in galleries, selling at artists’ markets, hosting studio visits, teaching classes. During this period of social distancing, though, the internet is the only answer. And so artists and gallerists keep dreaming up more ways to share art with homebound Vermonters. For Grand Isle photographer MARY ZOMPETTI, it started with a photo of a red dress hanging in the corner of her living room. It was Zompetti’s wedding dress. She picked it up from David’s Bridal on the same day she had to cancel her wedding celebration, scheduled for March 28. Instead, Zompetti got married a week earlier in a ceremony with no witnesses. When she posted the photo of the dress, she did so under a new Instagram account she created: @quarantine_scene. Zompetti then asked other artists to share photos and words showing how their lives had been disrupted. She called it a “spontaneous coping mechanism.” “A lot of artists may be feeling pressure to produce,” Zompetti said. “But it’s really hard to focus right now.” She said that artists can send her images of work they’re currently making, along with 22

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written insights into how the pandemic is affecting their creative processes. “It’s a way to not only feel less alone but also feel inspired by how other people are adapting,” Zompetti said. At Burlington gallery SOAPBOX ARTS, owner PATRICIA TRAFTON is engaging another sense: She’s begun to link artists’ Spotify playlists with images of their work on the gallery’s Instagram page. Artists who have solo exhibits at Soapbox, such as Vermont collagist VANESSA COMPTON, can make their own playlists for their receptions, she explained. Trafton thought that now was the perfect time to share them. “I think people like that insight. I think everybody wants to know what’s happening in the studio, and it’s kind of a cool, curious place for people to peek into,” Trafton said. “At the same time, I think being creative is a coping mechanism for a lot of us … and having music that this other creative person found inspiration in, to be there with you, is really cool.” Art making is often a lonely pursuit, and that’s certainly true for painter REBECCA KINKEAD, who lives in the woods in Cornwall. But since last August, she’s been painting portraits both at her home and around Vermont for a series she calls “Neighbor.” Kinkead was painting daily in downtown Middlebury until the COVID-19 pandemic brought in-person sittings to an abrupt halt. She quickly realized that going days without seeing anyone wasn’t going to work for her. “I could just tell, I’m gonna be in trouble,” Kinkead said. “Say this goes on for four or five months? It was just too easy to lose track of the days and feel like I’m totally untethered.” So she turned to FaceTime. Friends and fans of Kinkead’s from around the world have signed up for virtual portrait sessions; the artist hangs the resulting portraits on a studio wall. “People are home, and they’re on their computers and hungry to connect,” Kinkead said. Painting from a computer screen isn’t exactly the same as painting someone who’s sitting in front of you, but it’s still way better than working from a photo, she said. Kinkead talks to subjects about their anxieties but also tries to steer the conversation in other directions, she said, offering a brief respite from the current situation. Her virtual project has only made Kinkead more eager to embrace human connection again. “I can already taste how good it’s going to feel to hug my friends,” she said. Contact: margaret@sevendaysvt.com

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uring this strange time of enforced isolation, visual artists around the world are adapting to the virtual space through everything from Instagram projects to takeout knitting kits to online gallery tours. But what are theater companies to do without a live audience? Can the visceral connection between performers and audiences survive social distancing? NORTHERN STAGE is about to find out. Physically based in White River Junction, the company has created Play Date, a Zoom-based class with performance and discussion. The series begins on Friday, April 3, with Anton Chekhov’s The Seagull. It will continue every Friday until — well, that’s unknown at this time. “Play Date was created in response to the pandemic,” said CAROL DUNNE, producing artistic director at Northern Stage. And it’s not simply a staged reading that viewers can passively watch at home. “This is a chance to take a deep dive into plays,” she explained. Here’s how it works: Participants sign up for the session, purchase and read the designated play, and come together Friday at 4 p.m. on Zoom. Each session will have a different presenter — from Northern Stage or “actors and artistic directors from elsewhere,” Dunne said — who will first talk a little bit about the play. Then actors will read a scene, followed by more group discussion. As of press time, 80 people had signed up for this week’s session. Dunne said

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they are working with local bookstores to order copies of the plays and get them to participants. Readers for The Seagull include Carol McVey at the University of Iowa — “she was my acting professor at Princeton in the ’80s,” Dunne said — and veteran Northern Stage thespians Dave Mason (with his wife, actress Kathy McCafferty) and Thom Miller. The play for Friday, April 10, is Eurydice by Sarah Ruhl, hosted by ERIC LOVE, director of education at Northern Stage. Love directed the play in 2015 for Montpelier’s LOST NATION THEATER . The stars of that

production, Kate Kenney and Christopher Scheer, will read two scenes. The plays and personnel for more sessions are in development and will be announced on the Northern Stage website. Participants in Play Date also can access notes from each play’s host, including tips for script reading — “It can be challenging for the layperson,” Dunne said. Also challenging? Finding ways to calm, amuse and entertain ourselves while hunkered down at home. Play Date offers a way to learn something, too — no tests! — honing one’s drama-appreciation skills for future use.

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Except for providers of essential services such as, you know, saving people’s lives, most of us have been homebound lately doing our best not to spread the coronavirus. Burlington photographer and frequent Seven Days contributor LUKE AWTRY has found it no problem to stay well more than six feet from other humans on his excursions around downtown Burlington. In fact, he’s usually alone except for his pup. Even before nearly everything was shut down last week, per order of Gov. PHIL SCOTT, Awtry has been roaming the streets on a self-assigned mission to document this extraordinary moment. His

Toward that end, Dunne said that the company is still hoping to produce Million Dollar Quartet — the final show in its curtailed 2019-20 season — as well as a youth production of Frozen later this year. PAME L A P O LS T O N

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collection of closure signs on storefronts and both day and nighttime images of deserted streets is bleakly surreal, like stills from a postapocalyptic movie. Yet heartening messages appear, as well, such as the banner on American Flatbread Burlington Hearth: “Love, Be Kind, Keep Each Other Well.” We asked Awtry for a selection of images for the cover of this week’s issue. More of his photos can be seen in a slide show with this article at sevendaysvt.com. PAME L A P O LS T O N Contact: pamela@sevendaysvt.com

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or many young Vermonters, school isn’t just where they learn — it’s where they eat. And with schools closed due to the spread of the novel coronavirus, many students and families have to find another source of nourishment.

‘ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP’ Some business owners are the Club’s closest friends, like Jeffrey Myers of Myers Container Service. “He’s always on the other end of the phone,

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always willing to help,” Benosky said. Other leaders from local banks, manufacturing businesses, insurance companies and real estate agencies serve on the organization’s board. Many offer financial support. The COVID-19 outbreak forced the cancellation of the organization’s largest annual fundraiser — the Derby Gala scheduled for May 2, which usually raises $140,000 for the club’s summer programs. Benosky noted that not a single one of the corporate sponsors has asked for their money back. “This shows incredible heart and incredible generosity at a time when we need it,” she said. On March 20, the club received several cases of prepackaged items like Goldfish crackers and pretzels from the staff of the Spirit of Ethan Allen. “They delivered 3,000 snacks to us!” Benosky exclaimed. “Isn’t that amazing?” Reflecting on these contributions, she said, “In times like this, it becomes

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extra clear that having jobs and offering jobs, is really the end all and be all of making a community work.”

‘OUR FRIENDS ARE HURTING’ The pandemic has disrupted that economic ecosystem. The Spirit of Ethan Allen III, for example, is sailing into serious headwinds. In a phone interview, marketing director Kristin Bogovich pointed out that the family-owned cruise ship company operates a tourist attraction, a restaurant and a venue for weddings and corporate gatherings. “We’re hit in all three of those areas,” she said. She’s already seeing summer wedding cancellations. And the company will have to adjust its recruitment efforts: College students have gone home, and seasonal foreign workers may not be able to enter the country due to COVID-19-related travel restrictions. The company’s head chef is in Vermont on a work visa; in the winters he works for Sugarbush Resort. When Sugarbush closed early because of the coronavirus, Bogovich and her colleagues started scrambling

to find a way to employ him during what remains of their off-season, so he wouldn’t have to leave the country. “Our first thought was, Why don’t we make food?” she said. So she put out a call on Facebook: “We are currently seeking programs where we can donate a warm meal for children who are potentially displaced from receiving school meals. We have a COURTESY PHOTO

In Burlington’s Old North End, families are turning to the Boys & Girls Club of Burlington. The nonprofit typically provides a variety of afterschool programs and summer camps, serving 250 kids a day. Now that their doors are closed because of the coronavirus, “we’re really focused on food,” said executive director Tanya Benosky. From 9:30 to 11 a.m. on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, she and her staff work in conjunction with the Burlington School District to serve free grab-and-go breakfast and lunch items and other food in Roosevelt Park, across the street from their main Clubhouse. To fund these essential services, the organization also relies on support from local restaurants, retailers and other enterprises. “Local businesses mean everything to us,” Benosky said. “Our work literally could not exist without support from the community.”

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She took photos of the snack delivery and posted them on Facebook with an uplifting message: “Our industry is hurting. Our friends are hurting. Our families are hurting. We felt an immense need to do something to make the community start healing for just a moment. Pass it on, friends, and share all the good you can to keep your ‘spirit’ high!” The company’s Facebook fans appreciated the gesture. “This is what the world needs more of!” one man wrote. “Thank you!” Said the Boys & Girls Club: “Thanks to the amazing team from the Spirit of Ethan Allen III we have an abundance of snacks to supplement our Roosevelt Park food distribution. Such a wonderful example of our community coming together. We are so grateful for your support.” ■

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uring the Cold War arms race, when the U.S. government was funneling money into scientific and technological research, the public intellectuals who called themselves “academic humanists” — university lecturers, deep readers of classical texts, and other cultural ruminants — began to feel neglected. In 1964, a panel of concerned scholars presented a report to Congress to plead their case for a federally subsidized humanities agency. Their proposal, which led, a year later, to the establishment of the National Endowment for the Humanities, asserted that it was in the country’s best interests to “correct the view of those who see America as a nation interested only in the material aspects of life and Americans as a people skilled only in gadgeteering.”

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Among the side effects of this profligate gadgeteering, the report noted, was the dubious luxury of convenience, the sudden abundance of formless hours: “‘What shall I do with my spare time’ all-too-quickly becomes the question ‘Who am I? What shall I make of my life?’... The humanities are the immemorial answer to man’s questioning and to his need for self-expression; they are uniquely equipped to fill ‘the abyss of leisure.’” In the midst of a global pandemic that has dismantled the structures of daily life, the question of how to fill that abyss feels particularly urgent. Christopher Kaufman Ilstrup, executive director of Vermont Humanities, believes that when we find ourselves grasping for a frame of reference, the stories we tend to overlook can be just as revealing as the ones we choose. “I’ve been noticing a lot of references to the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic, which is an important moment to look back on,” he said. “But for gay men, in particular, we look back to the AIDS crisis, when the government was ignoring the pandemic and actually making it worse. What can we learn from that? What are the things we

to make sure we’re finding scholars who can talk to regular people — sort of in a condescending fashion, what we jokingly call ‘the sage on the stage model,’” he said. “And there’s a lot of great scholarship that should be shared. But we also strongly believe that we should be telling communities’ stories, as well, and that there are lots of different ways to be an expert on an issue.”

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There are 56 humanities councils throughout the U.S. and its territories, which receive federal dollars through the National Endowment for the Humanities. Roughly half of Vermont Humanities’ approximately $1.5 million annual budget comes from the NEH, a contribution that has held steady over the past few

agency coordinates around the state. On a drizzly Friday morning in mid-March, a long tongue of water had snaked its way across the floor, a somewhat chronic situation in a 200-year-old structure. The books, aerated by dehumidifiers and kept off the ground on large, utilitarian shelves, stayed dry. As many as 80 reading groups are active at any given time, with themes that range from “B.I.G. (Big, Intense, Good)” to “Border Crossings,” a series on the immigrant experience in America. Recently, Kaufman Ilstrup saw a Facebook comment from someone who said they were interested in science fiction by writers of color, so he responded directly to them: “I can help you with that!” (He said, somewhat giddily, “I don’t think they think I’m serious!”)

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should be calling out now about how the government is responding to this need?” Kaufman Ilstrup, now in his second year as executive director, tends to see the political implications of every narrative. If the purpose of the humanities — literature, philosophy and history — is, as he puts it, to tell the “human story,” the human story of Vermont has been riddled with omissions. “The story we tell about ourselves is all about cows and maple syrup and skiing and white people,” he said. “It was probably never a true story, and it’s certainly not a true story now.” Kaufman Ilstrup, 50, has an ageless, impish aura. He has several tattoos on his right arm, a literary tableau-in-progress: On the inside of his forearm is Mr. Tumnus from The Chronicles of Narnia, standing under a street lamp with his signature creepy umbrella. Adjacent to Mr. Tumnus is Yorick’s skull, from Hamlet, nestled in a bed of Shakespearean flora — “woodbine, wild roses, love-in-idleness,” Kaufman Ilstrup recited, like a docent at a botanical garden. Over the past few years, Vermont Humanities has undergone a subtle rebrand, partially manifested in its decision to drop the word “Council” from its logo. “It has this pretty elitist connotation that we’re the experts, when, in fact, we’re all experts in telling our own stories,” Kaufman Ilstrup said. But the shift goes beyond optics. When Kaufman Ilstrup’s predecessor, Peter Gilbert, announced his retirement, the board wanted to find someone who would broaden the organization’s approach to disseminating scholarship. “We needed to up our game in terms of diversity and access and inclusion,” said Katy Smith Abbott, chair of the Vermont Humanities board. “It felt like a responsibility — not that Peter didn’t have that goal, but we needed to look at what that means in the second decade of the 2000s, in a state that’s overwhelmingly white.” Kaufman Ilstrup, for his part, wants to “re-center the narrative” — to foreground the voices of marginalized communities. “I think Peter really cared about unheard voices, but now, we’re stating it out loud,” he said. “We want to be part of the solution, especially at a time when there’s so much racism and xenophobia.” Vermont Humanities isn’t alone in recasting its mission as a cultural organization; according to Kaufman Ilstrup, state councils across the country are grappling with their duty, as conduits of public discourse, to examine their canonical biases and address themselves to a new generation of minds. “Even five years ago, most humanities councils would have said that our job is to present scholarly research to the public and

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People need language to make sense of a suddenly shattered world. years, despite President Donald Trump’s repeated threats to defund cultural agencies. Vermont Humanities is headquartered in a rambling 19th-century Victorian — “our ‘Addams Family’ home,” as Kaufman Ilstrup fondly calls it — a few blocks off Main Street in Montpelier. From his office window, Kaufman Ilstrup used to be able to peer into the playground of Union Elementary School and see his son, Jacob, now 11, running around during recess. Kaufman Ilstrup’s favorite room is the basement, which houses thousands of books for the reading groups that the

Kaufman Ilstrup became visibly bouncier when he descended the basement stairs. He introduced each stack of books as if they were guests at his party: “Here we are, with Henry James, Jane Austen, and there’s Victor Hugo … oh, and there’s Christopher Isherwood — I’m a particular fan of Christopher Isherwood.” He lingered over another shelf, pushing up his glasses. “Oh, here’s a great book, Nickel and Dimed, about living on minimum wage.” The distribution and mulling over of books accounts for much of Vermont Humanities’ public activity, particularly its Vermont Reads program, a statewide initiative to engage students in a work

of literature. The agency’s other major function is providing grants; each year, it distributes some $50,000 to cultural organizations throughout the state. In 2019, Vermont Humanities funded a workshop on Shakespeare for war veterans at Norwich University, a walking tour of New American food markets in Burlington’s Old North End, and a summer camp at the Old Stone House Museum in Brownington, which taught grade schoolers about first contact between white settlers and the Abenaki. The spread of the coronavirus has canceled practically every plan in America, and all Vermont Humanities programming is on hold at least through the middle of May. In a non-pandemic year, Vermont Humanities organizes some 800 free public events, including First Wednesdays, a monthly lecture series held at libraries from Brattleboro to Newport. A sampling of talk titles from the 2019-20 season: “Edward Gorey’s Morbid Nonsense,” “The History and Structure of Stone Walls,” “The Salt of the Earth: The Rhetoric of White Supremacy” and “The Poetics of Protest in Nina Simone’s ‘Mississippi Goddam!’” Over the past few weeks, Kaufman Ilstrup and his staff have been scrambling to adapt to an exclusively virtual reality. Poet Richard Blanco, who was scheduled to speak at the Unitarian Church of Montpelier on April 3, has agreed to livestream his talk; First Wednesdays lectures will also move online for the rest of the month. In this time of extreme social isolation, said Kaufman Ilstrup, people need community more than ever, and the spaces where community thrives, especially in rural areas, are particularly vulnerable to the economic impacts of the COVID-19 crisis. As policy makers deliberated over an emergency stimulus bill last month, humanities organizations lobbied for $500 million in relief for the NEH to help sustain museums, libraries, historical societies and other cultural cornerstones. The final bill, approved by the Senate on March 25, allocated just $75 million. “Right now, our economy is shutting down, and that is hitting culture workers very, very hard,” said Kaufman Ilstrup. “And it’s important, as we think about how to reboot our economy, to think about how cultural and creative workers are valued. All of us are among the frontline folks to get laid off.” People need language to make sense of a suddenly shattered world. Humanities Washington has started to post pandemicadjacent prompts on its website, a way of encouraging people to grapple with OH, THE HUMANITIES SEVEN DAYS APRIL 1-8, 2020

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philosophical and ethical questions in a time of crisis. Kaufman Ilstrup said that he and his staff are considering a similar approach. Recently, the executive director of Utah Humanities sent him Lynn Ungar’s “Pandemic,” a poem about the sacredness of hunkering down that has been circulating around the internet as a sort of psalm of the times. An excerpt: “Do not reach out your hands. / Reach out your heart. / Reach out your words. / Reach out all the tendrils / of compassion that move, invisibly, / where we cannot touch.” “I think it really resonates with people right now, to just sit quietly with those words and think about them,” Kaufman Ilstrup said. “That’s what the humanities can do — they can take us out of this spin cycle.”

have to ask people for money, and he was a master at it — knowing how late in the night to go, how drunk people have to be. He’s funny, disarming and charming. It’s hard not to like him.” But that chameleon quality, said KempDelisser, doesn’t extend to his principles. When they worked together in the early 2000s at R.U.1.2?, same-sex marriage had just become legal in Vermont, and the word “queer” was at least a decade away from shedding its negative connotations. In spite of that lack of widespread acceptance, Kaufman Ilstrup insisted on calling R.U.1.2? a “queer” community center, because he believed the term was more inclusive of all identities. “People would call us and say, ‘Do you know you have ‘queer’ in your name?’” recalled Kemp-Delisser. “He coached me in not being apologetic about where we stand.”

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Christopher Kaufman Ilstrup has a very precise name, which, in print, must always be written out in its entirety on first reference. Upon subsequent mention, he insists on being called Kaufman Ilstrup, lest he be confused with his husband, whose name, amazingly, is Christopher Ilstrup, except he goes by Chris. But long before they met, Kaufman Ilstrup declined to abridge himself: “‘Chris’ just wasn’t my preference,” he explained in his delicate way. Kaufman Ilstrup grew up in Vergennes, across the street from the Bixby Memorial Free Library. If he were a comic book superhero, his origin story would begin the day he was allowed to walk to the library by himself for the first time. He was 7 or 8 years old, a small, bespectacled nerd, passing through the marble Ionic columns of the lobby into a vast realm of knowledge that smelled of dust and glue. There, he chanced upon a quiet corner, where a shelf of single-play Shakespeare editions awaited him. (“In my memory, I read all of them, but I’m sure that’s not true,” he said.) Over the course of his childhood and adolescence, Kaufman Ilstrup spent hundreds of hours in the Bixby, metabolizing all the Shakespeare he could find. After graduating from Vergennes Union High School, he went to Kenyon College in Ohio, where he majored in dance and drama and minored in history. He came back to Vermont briefly, for a job as a canvass director for Vermont Public Interest Research Group, before going to the London School of Economics and Political Science for his master’s in international development. “I’m not one of those people who complains about young people leaving Vermont,” said Kaufman Ilstrup. “I think

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they should leave. They should go out there and experience the world, and many of us will come back. And when we come back, we’re stronger for it, because we’ve had much more diverse experiences.” When Kaufman Ilstrup finally returned to Vermont for good, in the late ’90s, he went back to the nonprofit world — first to Rural Vermont, where he worked with farmers in the early days of the local food movement, then to Outright Vermont, a resource center for queer youth. Around that time, he and his wife of three years, whom he’d met at Kenyon, were in the midst of separating; Kaufman Ilstrup, who identified as bisexual during their marriage, began to more fully explore his queer identity. (He and his ex, who now lives in San Francisco, have remained close; they keep in touch via FaceTime, and Kaufman Ilstrup and his family spend a

week every summer with his former sisterin-law and her kids.) Soon after he moved back to Vermont, Kaufman Ilstrup became involved with the Radical Faeries, a queer men’s spirituality movement that combines neo-pagan rituals and back-to-the-land environmentalism with theater and drag. At Faerie Camp Destiny, a 166-acre retreat in Grafton established by members of the group, Kaufman Ilstrup directed a production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. “Christopher was comfortable with the A-gays, and he was also comfortable hanging with the Faeries, running around naked in the North Country,” said Khristian Kemp-Delisser, who worked under Kaufman Ilstrup for a year when he was the executive director of R.U.1.2?, now the Pride Center of Vermont. “We’d have these house parties where, at some point, you’d

In 2018, under the leadership of Peter Gilbert, Vermont Humanities selected March: Book One for its 2019 Vermont Reads program. The graphic memoir, the opener in a trilogy about the life of congressman and civil rights champion John Lewis, was the first comic book in the 18-year history of Vermont Reads. As Kaufman Ilstrup put it, one of Gilbert’s parting messages to him was something along the lines of: “‘Here, this book is going to be hard! Do this!’” “They thought it was going to be hard because it was the first graphic novel we’d chosen,” said Kaufman Ilstrup. “They felt like the challenge would be getting people to take it seriously, but there was very little pushback on it in the end.” (In fact, the March series is the second most widely taught comic in the public school system, after Art Spiegelman’s Maus trilogy.) What turned out to be more complicated (“and interesting and exciting”), Kaufman Ilstrup said, was the book’s content: “It promoted conversations about racism, about nonviolence, about how we are complicit in the ongoing white supremacist system that still needs to be addressed.” When it was time to pick the book for Vermont Reads 2020, Kaufman Ilstrup wanted to tighten the focus on systemic racism. Among the 10 or 15 possible titles suggested by librarians from around the state, Vermont Humanities chose The Hate U Give, the best-selling 2017 young adult novel by Angie Thomas. The book, which was adapted into a movie, tells the story of Starr, a black teenage girl navigating the disconnect between her white prep school and her black neighborhood. In the novel’s pivotal scene, Starr watches from the OH, THE HUMANITIES

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as a cultural organization, to push people beyond their comfort zones. But we do have concerns. If there’s a classroom of 30 white kids and one African American student, that kid might get targeted, or asked to represent, or assumed to have had the same experience as Starr, when, in fact, most black kids in Vermont haven’t had those experiences.” Katy Smith Abbott, the Vermont Humanities board chair, acknowledged that she initially had reservations about choosing the book. “This was one of those

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passenger seat when a police officer fatally shoots her best friend, a young, unarmed black man, during a traffic stop. After choosing the book, Kaufman Ilstrup sought feedback from the Vermont State Police, the Attorney General’s Office and others. He said that the response was generally — though not universally — positive, and that most of the concerns came from leaders of color.

important realities of life for black people in this country, but those aren’t necessarily the issues for the black community in Vermont.” Based on Clemmons’ feedback, Kaufman Ilstrup organized an anti-racism training in February, led by Laura Jiménez, a lecturer at Boston University. During the workshop, Jiménez debriefed a room full of largely white, middle-aged teachers and librarians on the cultural significance of Tupac Shakur — The Hate U Give is a reference to the late rapper’s THUG LIFE tattoo, an acro-

John Lewis signing books at the Flynn on October 7, 2019

One of those leaders was Lydia Clemmons Jr., who oversees programming at Clemmons Family Farm, a black-owned farm and nonprofit in Charlotte that supports African and African American artists. Over the past three years, she has received grants from Vermont Humanities to host speakers; in 2019, the farm held an arts workshop for elementary and middle schoolers based on March: Book One. But Clemmons said that Vermont educators, many of whom teach in classrooms with few, if any, students of color, aren’t prepared to tackle the realities of The Hate U Give — police brutality, drugs, the racial complexities of an urban environment. “I grew up here, and my son grew up here — we know what it’s like to be the only black kid in the room,” she said. “I appreciate that Vermont Humanities is trying to be contemporary and relevant, but there’d be so much work to do to make sure people don’t slide into thinking that all black people are into drugs and living in the ghetto. Those are 30

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nym “The Hate U Give Little Infants Fucks Everybody” — and the distinction between East and West Coast rap. “If we don’t know that music, we’ll miss a lot,” said Kaufman Ilstrup. “That’s a pretty big ask of a group of 50-year-old librarians from Vermont.” Kaufman Ilstrup agrees that there might be some danger in pursuing The Hate U Give. “This is a very important learning moment for us,” he said. “I think it’s our job,

times when we could have said, ‘It’s too hard; it’s not safe; let’s not do it,’” she said. “But this also feels like who we want to be as an organization, and it’s not because we want to look good. I think Christopher is really courageous. If this work is going to resonate and matter, we’re going to have to be OK with fumbling.” In a state where 92 percent of the population is white, communities of color tend to be both overlooked and hyper-visible.

Since 2015, hate crimes have risen sixfold in Vermont, according to data from the Federal Bureau of Investigation; in 2018 alone, 30 out of 45 reported incidents cited race as a motivating factor. “The humanities are about facilitating conversations about the discourse of power,” said former board member Ben Doyle, who chaired the search committee that brought on Kaufman Ilstrup. “Christopher wears his heart on his sleeve, but his mind is there, too. He speaks, literally and figuratively, with a soft voice. In these times, that’s the kind of person you need to facilitate those conversations.” Complicating this dynamic is the fact that the cultural institutions that often seek to facilitate those conversations, in Vermont and across the country, are overwhelmingly white: A 2018 survey of New York City’s cultural sector, commissioned by Mayor Bill de Blasio, found that white people made up two-thirds of those in leadership positions in the region’s museums, libraries and historical societies. The staff of Vermont Humanities is entirely white; this year, Beverly Colston, director of the University of Vermont’s Mosaic Center for Students of Color, became the board’s only nonwhite member. Kaufman Ilstrup said that bringing in more people of color is a high priority, but, as in all situations involving entrenched systems of inequality, progress is slow — and the people he might otherwise tap for leadership roles tend to be busy advocating for their own communities. “I know from working in the LGBTQ movement that it’s hard to feel like your message is being overtaken by a group that doesn’t really get you,” he said. “That’s why telling my story is so important. I very much appear to be a cisgendered white man, and that is not my whole story. I am a person who grew up in a small town, in a working-class family. I am a person who is very queeridentified and doesn’t necessarily identify as cisgendered. And I have a long history of working in these movements — in the queer movement, the anti-racism movement — but most people wouldn’t look at me and say that.” And yet, he realizes, he can’t simply use his story to earn people’s trust. “That’s why showing up is so important — building a relationship, being part of the conversation, knowing when not to talk,” he said. “You have to be able to give up your seat and put somebody else there.” m Contact: chelsea@sevendaysvt.com

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VIDEO VISITS: THE NEW “HOUSE CALL” As most of us stay home to help flatten the curve of the outbreak, the UVM Health Network is rapidly expanding the availability of video visit technology in response to COVID-19. Video visits help us stay safely at home, while still giving access to the care we need now. They are quicker and more convenient than a phone call, and you and your provider can also see each other.

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The next time you receive a call to confirm your appointment with a UVM Health Network provider, you may also be given the option of video, along with support to setup your mobile device or computer for a video conference appointment. For more information on how video visits work go to UVMHealth.org/COVIDvideo

HOW TO SELF-ISOLATE AT HOME If you feel sick with flu-like symptoms, you should assume you have COVID-19 and self-isolate. Symptoms of COVID-19 are fever, cough, and shortness of breath that can last 2-4 weeks. Some people will also have sore throat, body aches, and/or diarrhea.

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Clean and Sanitize. Don’t Share Germs Cover your coughs and sneezes with the inside of your elbow or with a tissue, throwing the tissue away immediately afterwards.

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Severe symptoms include: Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing (feeling like you can’t get enough air, gasping, unable to speak without stopping for air, feelings of distress).

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Sometimes, the simplest tools are among the most effective.

That principle applies even amid the uncertainties of the COVID-19 pandemic. I want to underscore a key message you’ve been hearing from Vermont Gov. Phil Scott: “Stay home, stay safe.” When you stay home, you’ll slow the spread of this virus and protect your loved ones – especially the most vulnerable. And you’ll be helping to ensure that our health care providers, including the affiliates of the UVM Health Network, are prepared to serve our communities.

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n mid-March most Vermont businesses, schools and other institutions began closing their doors to brace for the coronavirus pandemic. Just days before, Homeward Bound, Addison County’s humane society, accepted two large cat transports. One was from a high-kill shelter in Florida; the other was a load of what shelter manager Carly Lehrer described as “needy cats” from northern Vermont — some 85 cats combined. The timing for the Middlebury animal shelter was not exactly, ahem, purrfect. For one thing, it’s not unusual for cats to become ill following the stress of transport, Lehrer explained. She estimated that about 50 percent of the new animals were sick when they arrived. Nursing so many cats back to health against the backdrop of a growing human health crisis has proved to be a truly novel challenge. “We’ve been quarantining and cleaning like crazy,” Lehrer said, adding that at normal staffing levels the protocols for handling sick cats take double the amount of time as those for healthy cats. Lately, she said, the shelter has operated with a skeleton crew to minimize human-tohuman contact. As a result, the shelter has temporarily suspended adoptions. But it is actively seeking volunteers for fostering. Lehrer reported that she and her colleagues have managed to place more than half of the new cats in foster care as they’ve become healthy. “It’s been a lot of work,” Lehrer admitted. But she sees that work simply as the latest challenge for her shelter to overcome. As a message on the Homeward Bound website reads: “We believe in Cattening the Curve.” “Shelters, in general, adapt really well,” Lehrer said. “Because you never really know what’s going to happen, especially during really high-volume seasons. So you get really good at working on your feet and staying creative.” That sentiment is echoed at animal shelters around Vermont. Like everyone else, they are dealing with unprecedented realities and doing their best to prepare for whatever comes next. Homeward Bound and other area shelters reported a surge in adoptions just prior to Gov. Phil Scott’s recent

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stay-at-home order. Even though shelters were deemed essential organizations by that order, most have closed to the public and temporarily ceased adoptions. Amanda Wagner, the shelter manager at All Breed Rescue, estimates that her South Burlington dog shelter was able to

place about a third of its animals in homes, both through adoption and fostering, before it closed to the public last week. “It’s fantastic,” Wagner said of placing those dogs, adding that All Breed still has about 15 dogs on-site. Thinning the pack makes it easier to care for those animals, she explained, particularly because the shelter’s income is currently uncertain. Most of All Breed’s dogs come from highkill shelters in South Carolina. Wagner noted that the shelter has temporarily stopped taking new animals, which she called a “tremendously difficult” decision. “It’s lives we’re talking about,” she said. “We know what the conditions are for these dogs down south. So it weighs pretty heavily that we have to say no.” The Humane Society of Chittenden County also experienced a dramatic uptick

in adoptions before it closed its South Burlington facility to the public last week — almost 50 adoptions in less than a week. It is also trying to deal with more than 450 foster requests. The population there is down to about 40 animals, including dogs, cats and “smallies” — guinea pigs and a few pet rats. But HSCC president and CEO Joyce Cameron expects that number to rise, perhaps drastically, in the weeks to come. The humane society is preparing for an increase in animal surrenders as more Vermonters lose their jobs or become ill and are unable to care for their pets. That has required a shift in how the organization operates. Since it is no longer offering adoptions and has paused its foster programs, HSCC is prioritizing surrender prevention and trying to help keep pets in their homes. Among those efforts is a 24-hour support hotline that is accessible by phone and online for pet owners in crisis. “Hopefully, it will mitigate strays that animal control will bring to us or, even worse, abandonments,” Cameron said. Like many shelters, the HSCC also operates a pet food shelf, where those in need can access free, donated pet food. Not every Vermont shelter has suspended its adoption program. North Country Animal League, for example, is continuing to offer adoptions on a by-appointment basis. Its staffers meet with potential adopters outside wearing full protective gear, including gown, gloves and goggles. According to executive director Tracy Goldfine, last week the Morrisville shelter adopted out 28 animals, more than double its weekly average. At present, NCAL is down to three available dogs and six cats. The shelter can house up to 20 dogs and 30 cats at one time. Like other Vermont shelters, NCAL is preparing for the likelihood that those kennels will become full again when surrenders increase, Goldfine said. “We’re waiting to respond to a need that I think will be coming,” she said. “It’s the calm before the storm right now.” m Contact: dan@sevendaysvt.com

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he rollout of Vermont author Chris Bohjalian’s 21st book has been, to put it mildly, atypical. The international thriller The Red Lotus was released by Doubleday on March 17, as COVID-19 began upending public life in the United States. “When you count my paperbacks, I’ve had 39 publication dates in my life,” the Weybridge resident said in a phone interview. “Of those 39 publication dates, 35 were seamless. Four, not so much.” One book by Bohjalian, 58, was published on September 11, 2001; another, two days before the U.S. invaded Iraq in 2003; and a third, the day after the Boston Marathon bombing in 2013. Now, he’s navigating the launch and promotion of a book during a pandemic. The Red Lotus begins with 33-year-old emergency room doctor Alexis Remnick sitting poolside at a picturesque hotel in Vietnam. Despite her idyllic surroundings, she’s not relaxing — Alexis’ boyfriend, hospital development executive Austin Harper, has gone missing during a solo bicycle excursion. Readers follow Alexis in her pursuit of the truth about her boyfriend’s death and his nefarious reason for visiting Vietnam, which, without spoiling the plot, we’ll say involves the distribution of a deadly pathogen. Despite a challenging rollout, the 400-page novel is faring well with critics. The New York Times called the book “a terrific new thriller” and praised Bohjalian’s “muscular, clear, propulsive sentences.” Readers are enjoying the ride, as well. “I loved Alexis and the balance of her character,” gushed one fan on Goodreads. “We saw her weaknesses, but she exudes a strength and power that was commendable.” The novel’s narrative is the convergence of several ideas that Bohjalian conceived over time. “The Red Lotus had its origins not long after The Flight Attendant was published,” recalled Bohjalian, referring to his 2018 novel, which will soon appear as a limited series on HBO Max. He described how the concept came to him while having lunch with a Vietnam veteran in Vermont: “I began to think there might be an interesting novel in some legacy of the Vietnam War.” Then, in April and May of 2018, the writer was intrigued by two articles: one in the Times about antibioticresistant bacteria found in New York City mice that can be transmitted to humans, and one in the New York Post describing rat-infested NYC apartments. (The latter pesky rodents play a supporting role in The Red Lotus). Curious, Bohjalian called an epidemiologist quoted in the Times article, who, he said, expressed fear that the Big Apple could be the epicenter of a pandemic.

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told her is a lie. So how well do we really know the one we love?” Though Bohjalian never anticipated that a real-life public health crisis would become a talking point for The Red Lotus, he felt the impact of COVID-19 as its release date rolled around. “The virus affected everything with regard to this book,” Bohjalian said. “The book came out on Tuesday, March 17. I had a 14-city book tour planned, and we canceled it on Friday, March 13, literally two days before the first event in Concord, N.H.” The tour was to take Bohjalian to 14 North American cities in four time zones, where he would connect with audience members through short readings, Q&As, and swag giveaways, offering insight into his work and life. He even planned to share some short stories he wrote in fourth grade. Asked whether canceling his tour would have an impact on purchases, Bohjalian quickly answered, “Oh gosh, yes.” From fan selfies to local media coverage to rubbing elbows with sellers, in-person appearances generate buzz and, ideally, book sales. This time around, Bohjalian is finding alternative ways to attract readers. For customers of the Vermont Book Shop in Middlebury, Phoenix Books in Burlington, and Barnes & Noble in South Burlington, he wrote personalized messages C HR I S B O H JA L I A N in books they’d purchased and would receive by mail. He’s also communicating with nearly 40,000 Facebook followers and relying on Doubleday’s digital marketing and advertising. Because he’s an established writer with a Times No. 1 best seller and an Oprah’s Book Club pick, he can rely to some degree on name recognition and the hope that longtime fans will seek out his latest page-turner. Bohjalian is aware that other writers aren’t as fortunate. “If I’m going to release a book on March 17, at least it’s my 21st,” he said. “My heart really breaks for the novelist whose first book or second book or third book was published last Tuesday … For me, it’s a disappointment, but I know the sun is going to rise.” Bohjalian has a plea to readers on behalf of lessestablished authors: “A quarantine is a great time to catch up on your reading, so call your local bookstore … and see what new books are on their website.” Consider what fresh titles you might want to try, he advises. “Especially if it’s a new writer you’ve never heard of, take a look at the book, because this might be a shot for them.”

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Bohjalian was once again struck by the possibility of a novel, he said. “I didn’t know what it was at the time, but I knew that these threads were going to, in some way, overlap.” For the author, though, the threat of widespread illness is not the main message of The Red Lotus. “Up until early February, I didn’t even talk about this as a book that has the plague in it,” he said. “I talked about it as a story of an ER doctor who goes on a bike tour of Vietnam with her boyfriend, and he disappears, and she realizes in his absence how much he’s

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or a few years now, I’ve forced friends to answer my favorite thought experiment: If you were stranded on a desert island, what three foods would you choose to have with you? There’s plenty to eat on the island, but only these three things will remain in steady supply. My answer? Beets, butter and bacon. My colleague Sally Pollak chose eggs, cheddar cheese and spinach — adding that she’d find a way to get her hands on apples. In the first few days of mandated sheltering in place, I realized that cooking in quarantine isn’t so far off from that theoretical desert island scenario. Yes, my cupboards might be stocked, the freezer full.

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Marnie Long is general manager of the Great Northern, a Burlington restaurant she owns with her husband, chef Frank Pace. The couple lives in Burlington with their two school-age children, Louden and Louisa. Long’s three essential ingredients are rice, eggs and honey. “Rice, because everyone in my family will eat it and it can accompany so many items,” she wrote in an email. “Rice and beans, or top rice with any combo of vegetables and meat if you want. Or just

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But I wondered: What do chefs, market managers, homesteaders, restaurant owners and avid home cooks make absolute sure they have on hand? So we decided to ask, reframing the question: What three ingredients are essential to your quarantine cooking? When times are tough, chefs stretch things. So we’re allowing a little stretching of the three-food rule — whether it’s opting for a “whole animal,” which can become many meals, or picking foods to sustain body and psyche. Whatever it is, make it at home. J.B.

some rice with butter and salt is delicious, too!” Eggs are multipurpose, Long continued. “They are so versatile, store for long periods, and they can provide a good source of protein.” And what is life without something sweet? “Honey (or maple syrup), well, because it is so darn good,” Long wrote. “[It’s] good for a relaxing tea, or with your morning oats. Also, [it] may help if you have a cold or sore throat.” Delicious and practical. S.P.

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Becca Brown McKnight is the CEO of Uppercase Industries, a Burlingtonbased brand and marketing consultancy that counts King Arthur Flour and Farmers to You among its clients. She’s also the cochair of Slow Food Vermont and an avid home cook. “I have a weekly meal-planning routine that I do, where I go through the pantry and the freezer,” McKnight told Seven Days over the phone. That well-established process usually yields a week’s worth of dinners. “Now, something that has always felt like one of my special skills feels like a superpower,” she said. “I’m embracing that and feeling thankful that I’ve been nurturing a pandemicfriendly skill for a long time without knowing it.” McKnight has a deep freezer, which she called her “one true love,” with apologies to her husband. This winter, the couple bought a whole goat from Flatlander Farm in Starksboro and a whole pig from Snug Valley Farm in East Hardwick. The pig arrived the morning of our call, delivered to her front porch and headed to that freezer. “Local protein” was McNight’s first essential ingredient, and she said getting a whole animal gives her the flexibility to make a variety of dishes, including homemade stock. “I think the farmers all stayed up all night last Wednesday and built websites,” McKnight said, referring to farmers adapting to the loss of business as a result of mandatory restaurant closures. “It’s so emblematic of the genius and entrepreneurialism of farmers,” she said. Keeping flexibility in mind, McKnight named mirepoix ingredients — carrot, onion, celery — as her next quarantine must-have. “If you have stock and a little bit of meat and mirepoix, you can make so many things,” McKnight said. Finally, to keep things quick and easy, McKnight makes sure to have a giant bag of frozen peas on hand. “I have two little kids who love peas,” she said. “It takes two minutes to microwave them and add butter, and I have a healthy side dish that I know the kids are going to eat and get a good dose of veggies.” J.B.

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ity Market, Onion River Co-op management and union officials agreed on Monday afternoon to an “appreciation” bonus for employees who are working during the coronavirus pandemic, general manager John Tashiro told Seven Days. The bonus will give full-time employees a raise of $120 a week, per 40 hours of work, retroactive to March 15 and extending to May 8, he said. Part-time workers will receive a prorated bonus based on hours worked. The agreement was reached in the third discussion between the two parties. The union represents nearly 300 co-op employees. “With this situation, as you can imagine, first and foremost, staff safety is our highest priority,” Tashiro said. “Along with [safety of ] customers and members.” Jake Green, chief steward of Local UE 203, B RU CE the union that represents City Market employees, is a grocery stocker at the downtown store. On behalf of the union’s executive board, Green sent an email to Seven Days about the agreement. “We hope that this agreement, which was reached very quickly due to an outpouring of community support, shows what unionized workers are capable of achieving, and serves as an example to other employers of how workers deserve to be compensated,” he wrote. “Management made us fight for this victory, and we are proud of what we have achieved.” Earlier in the day on Monday, Green, 23, explained that the union last week sought a raise of $5 an hour as a form of “hazard” pay for working during the rapidly accelerating

health crisis. Employees around the country have echoed that request, not only at groceries but also at distribution and delivery businesses, including Amazon and Instacart. “I think there’s a lot of general uncertainty and anxiety spread out among everyone, from the most vulnerable people to people who really thought that the world was a totally secure place for them,” Green said. “The current health crisis has brought a lot of people’s perceptions of how safe the world is crashing down. I think that’s especially reflected in a place that is such a hub of community activity.” With two locations in Burlington, the co-op has about 13,500 members, according to its website. Other area grocery stores have given raises to their employees during the pandemic. Grocery stores are considered an “essential” service, even as the HY DE federal government has told people to stay home through the end of April. At Hannaford and Shaw’s, full-time hourly employees recently received a pay raise of $2 an hour, according to the companies. (Last week, an employee at Shaw’s in Middlebury tested positive for the coronavirus.) Mehuron’s Market in Waitsfield gave its employees a $250 bonus in the last pay period and will give them another bonus next month, co-owner Bruce Hyde said. With senior employees and those with underlying risk factors not currently working, the store is operating with a “skeletal” crew of about 35 people, Hyde said. “The more you understand the reality of how exposure works, the scarier it is,”

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Mieko Ozeki is the market director of the Burlington Farmers Market and founder of Vermont Womenpreneurs. The farmers market had to cancel its remaining winter markets due to the shutdown of the University of Vermont campus, so it’s no surprise that Ozeki is stocking up on ingredients from local producers. Loaves of bread are at the top of her shopping list. “It’s the thing that fills us,” she said by phone. She’s been buying from O Bread Bakery and Miss Weinerz, slicing any leftovers and Mieko Ozeki putting them in the freezer to keep a constant supply. Bagels are also in the mix, she said. “My kid eats bagels every day, so if I run out, I’m screwed.” Ozeki grew up on bagels, too, as a native of New York City’s Lower East Side; she said she misses a good bialy here in Vermont, and not just during quarantine. Fresh vegetables are hugely important in Ozeki’s work at the market, as well as in her cooking. “Vegetables just make you feel human again,” she said. She has been stocking up at the co-op and directly from farmers. Several of the regular Burlington Farmers Market vendors are selling produce through the Intervale Food Hub right now, she pointed out. Ozeki couldn’t resist suggesting purchasing gift certificates from farmers to help them through the coronavirus crisis. “This is a big moment for us to think about our food system,” she said. “These small businesses and farmers are providing essential services, and they’re the backbone of our economy — and perhaps our answer about how to restart it.” J.B.

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Jeetan Khadka is the owner of Nepali Kitchen in Essex Junction, which he opened in 2016. He and his family live in Essex, where they enjoy sharing Nepalese meals together. Khadka agreed with Long about rice, calling it “the must-have, most essential, long-lasting and easily digestible food.” “No Asian household is complete without rice,” Khadka wrote in an email. “When people were stocking up [on] toilet paper, we were emptying every grain of rice from the store. You will never get bored eating rice; you can mix rice into anything.” His next ingredient is actually a compilation of ingredients: curry (tarkari). “In my house, we curry up everything. No meal is complete without having curry on the side,” Khadka wrote. “If you love curry, you know what I am talking about.” To keep the curry coming, he stocked up on meat, vegetables and spices. Khadka is thinking between meals, too, listing chatpate (a Nepali snack) as a musthave. “Chatpate is not something I would eat every day, but you must have all the ingredients at all [times],” he wrote. “When you are home and there is nothing else to do, then you know it’s chatpate time.” If you weren’t already convinced, Khadka described the popular snack as spicy, crispy, limey and “very tasty.” S.P.

Neil Solis is chef/co-owner of the Daily Planet, which he purchased in January. After making renovations at the restaurant, he recently launched a new menu, including lunch service and late-night dining. Solis and his wife and business partner, Rachel, have a 6-month-old son, Lyle. “I can’t wait to actually cook for him,” Solis wrote in an email. The key to his food picks is “versatility,” and eggs top the menu. “I eat them every Neil day, one way Solis or another. Breakfast, lunch or dinner, fried, boiled or poached, I’ll add an egg on just about anything savory.” They’re key for recycling leftovers and great for drinking, too; Solis is a big fan of cocktails with a shaken egg white for texture. He said he tries to purchase whole animals — organs and bones included — whenever possible. “I’ve been lucky to usually get a deer in my freezer, but even when it comes to farm-raised meat, poultry and fish, I prefer to get everything,” he wrote. “Having bones for stock blows the door wide open on what I can prepare with other foods in the house, and [they’re] a huge part of my home and professional cooking.” Canned tomatoes find their way into a lot of Solis’ food, as well. He described the pantry staple as “a perfect medium for braises, essential for chili and great for a simple soup if you’re not looking to cook all day.” Solis cans his own tomatoes whenever possible and wrote that adding those garden gems elevates dishes “big time.” “I bet we’re all looking forward to sun and fresh summer air,” he wrote. “For now, I’m just staying positive and staying the fuck home!” S.P.

An Apple a Day (and Chocolate)

Ariel Zevon lives with her 15-year-old twin sons at their off-the-grid homestead in Peacham. She’s a musician and a chef with a long commitment to food justice. Zevon runs a seasonal food truck in the Northeast Kingdom, Chez Mami, at which the food is “always accessible to any and all, no matter the Ariel Zevon means,” Zevon wrote in an email. At her farm, she raises goats, emu, Mangalitsa pigs, donkeys, turkeys and other animals. Her approach to choosing essential ingredients varies depending on the main objective: “...stay alive/ survive; as opposed to requirements to keep me from tearing the heads off of anyone unlucky enough to wind up

stranded with me in the post apocalypse,” she wrote in an email. Zevon listed eggs, “for the well-being of the physical body,” noting that optimally they should be good and fresh. Rice made her list, too; she specified brown. Finally, Zevon wrote: “a fruit, of which there are so many to crave … but the good old apple a day would probably save the day.” For maintaining her sanity, Zevon chose “dark chocolate (duh), a good aged cheese like cantal or manchego, or good sharp cheddar … and a hardy leafy green such as kale/collards/mustards.” S.P.

food+drink Take the Thinking Out of Drinking

bar always has a bunch of base spirits, like gin and whiskey,” she said. “If you add vermouth, you can make equal part cocktails at home all day … It takes the thinking out of drinking.” For responsible quarantine day drinking, Stewart makes a low-ABV sipper with the vermouth (stored in the fridge after opening). “Crack open that can of sparkling water, take a couple big chugs, then pour in the vermouth and add a peel of that lemon you’ve been using for cooking, and go for it,” Sas Stewart she said. Finally, Stewart stressed the importance of giving ourselves a little break during the stress of a worldwide pandemic. “I live by myself, and no one knows my cooking plan but me,” she said. “I always make sure to have frozen burritos, and they’re huge on the mornings when I sleep in. I still need to eat breakfast, but I’m not about to cook an egg. I’ll throw a burrito in the microwave and make something that’s better for dinner, but it’s cool. No one is watching.”

Sas Stewart is an entrepreneur, known for cofounding Stonecutter Spirits and the cocktail bar Highball Social, as well as creating the pop-up Adventure Dinner series. She’s currently consulting on brand and business strategy in the food and beverage field via Zoom calls, while social distancing from her apartment in Vergennes. Catching up over the phone this week, Stewart mentioned comfort foods, including frozen cookie dough from Haymaker Bun — for snacking — and organic gummy bears, available at City Market, Onion River Co-op. But the multipurpose lemon topped Stewart’s list. “Zest your lemons!” she said. “The outside is great on top of salads, and it can transform steamed broccoli into something delicious. “I like that it transitions — one lemon — from using the outside for dinner, and then using the inside for a drink,” Stewart continued. “I even use the leftover to wipe down my sink and make it smell nice. I’m a devotee of the everlasting ingredient.” Speaking of drinks, Stewart thinks vermouth is great for quarantine — both sweet and dry. “My

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arlier this year, Vermont-based musician Joe Mulherin, who performs as nothing,nowhere., was gearing up for a six-week cross-country tour to perform his emotionally driven blend of rock and melodic hip-hop. But, as COVID-19 invaded the globe, he canceled his upcoming shows, including an April 14 kickoff at Burlington’s ArtsRiot. Mulherin, 27, grew up in Massachusetts and moved to Vermont to attend Burlington College. SoundCloud drops starting in 2015 led to a record deal with DCD2 — a subimprint of Fueled by Ramen founded by Pete Wentz. Gigs around the world soon followed. In 2019, Mulherin achieved a pop-punk fan’s fantasy by collaborating with Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker on the joint EP BLOODLUST. Followers know that the Green Mountain State holds a special place in the musician’s heart. The vocalist, guitarist and producer references Vermont in bops such as “Hammer,” in which he claims to be “reppin’ VT like my name Bernie Sanders.” He also hyped the state in a 2017 New York Times profile that declared his big-time debut Reaper “one of the most promising albums of the year.” Oddly, he had yet to actually perform in his adopted home state. When he spoke with Seven Days by phone JOE MUL HE RIN in February, Mulherin, who lives in Williston, was stoked on the idea of finally playing his first show in his favorite state. “For so long I feel like I’ve been living almost a double life,” he said. “I come back to my sanctuary of Vermont as Joe, and I’m touring elsewhere in the world as nothing,nowhere.” Despite the North American cancellations, European dates starting in September are still listed on Mulherin’s website, and he has asked fans via social media to stay tuned for updates on a livestream concert.

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SEVEN DAYS: I want to start by talking about the “Nightmare” video that came out in January. Your Johnny Malibu character, who reminds me of “Cobra Kai”-era Johnny Lawrence, brings a degree of levity that’s not typical of your videos. What prompted you to make a video that could be read as relatively lighthearted compared to your other work? JOE MULHERIN: That’s a good question. I feel like I’m a musician who just so happens to make really raw music about what I’m feeling, and I’ve sort of made a career off

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of screaming my emotions into the void. I’ve met so many people from around the world who have told me that my music helps them — people who are really struggling with anxiety and depression. I think it’s important to show that mental illness and anxiety and depression — it’s just part of me; it’s not all of me. I still laugh, I still have fun with my friends, and I still have great days. SD: In 2013 Seven Days reported that a short film you made as a student at Burlington College won some prizes at the Cannes Film Festival. Is filmmaking still a part of your creative life? JM: Yeah, totally. I was a student of Burlington College, rest in peace, and I studied film there — film is another one of my first loves. Now I’m in a position where I get to combine music with film when I do music videos. I still get to write up treatments, I still get to daydream and think up these worlds and make them come to life in the music videos, so I’m really happy I can still do that. SD: I recently watched Everybody’s Everything, the documentary about Lil Peep, who was so talented and, sadly, passed away at age 21. How have the fatalities among artists in the SoundCloud-first genre affected your approach to being in the music industry?

JM: It definitely affects me. With a lot of these artists — who have passed away who came from the same scene that I did when we all started some years back — you see the quick rise to fame and you see kids who gain everything in such a short amount of time. And they don’t have the tools to deal with that stress and that anxiety and the burden of just being a young musician. When I started to notice the trend of my peers passing away, it was a wake-up call to me in a way that was sort of unprecedented. I decided that I needed to put my well-being over everything, I needed to put meditation over everything, I needed to put self-care, therapy over everything, because you can get so caught up in the music industry, and it will swallow you up if you let it. SD: You’ve talked a lot about practicing mindfulness as a way of managing your depression and anxiety. Now you’re offering VIP meditation clinics as part of your North American tour. Are you personally guiding those meditations? JM: Yes. Full disclaimer: I am certainly not a professional teacher by any means. I’m just someone who has experienced the benefits of meditation and mindfulness for some years. And we’re starting to play bigger venues, EMOTIONALLY CHARGED SEVEN DAYS APRIL 1-8, 2020

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Brand New Luddites are more or less exactly what you’d expect, given their name: a vehemently anti-tech punk-rock outfit broadcasting from the woods of Vermont. Their debut LP, Terms & Conditions, is packed full of loud, catchy songs that are completely committed to the propaganda of an antitechnology revolution. This is not just shtick — this is war. (But it is also shtick.) If you’re just joining us, the Luddites are humanity’s last hope against Vermont’s premier purveyors of “robotic surf punk,” the Tsunamibots. The Luddites — whose ranks include Colonel Malware, Private Power Surge, Corporal Blue Screen of Death and Captain Virus — made their debut on the 2018 split project Man vs Machine, an epic duel against their human-crushing robot counterparts. (Make what you will of the fact that the bands share certain sonic and vocal similarities — OK, they’re almost exactly the same.)

While the Tsunamibots are content to shred through instrumentals, these Luddites are preachers with a message. In-jokes and heavy sarcasm abound throughout the record, but the band’s social critique hits hard — especially in an unexpected new era in which humans are mostly locked away at home, viewing the world through their screens. From a purely technical standpoint, the Luddites absolutely rip. Years of experience crafting tight tunes have birthed a rock-solid set of deceptively simple songs. Each is comically overblown, every line a rallying cry to smash the machines. But the album is also full of clever, cutting observations about the laziness, snap judgments and E-Z extremism that our modern technology enables — especially social media and smartphones. The secret to the Luddites’ formula is their songwriting range and wickedly funny storytelling. Witness the opening lament, “The Internet Took My Baby,” or the sliceof-life vignettes of “Poison Electricity.” From the latter: “Postapocalyptic John / Well, he knows what’s going on / It’s no more birds, no more bees / With all these robots on TV.”

The centerpiece of the album, though, is “Fight Back,” the clearest manifesto in the band’s catalog to date. Terms & Conditions marks another strong project for Ryan Cohen, the madscientist proprietor of Robot Dog Studio in Williston. (Presumably, no robot dogs were hurt during the recording of this LP, but I cannot guarantee that.) Guitars snarl, bass thumps, and drums are powerful and clear — everything you’d want from a punk album. What’s more, Cohen understands the overeducated meta-pastiche this crew is going for, and his production touches enhance the LP’s impact. Unfortunately, the Mandatory AntiAndroid Uprising Record Release Party that the Luddites had planned for this Saturday, April 4, was canceled due to the plague, along with everything else. Still, that’s a pretty damn punk-rock reason to lose a gig, right? Terms & Conditions is a dynamite punk set. Ironically enough, it’s also a timely, welcome and powerful distraction from the ongoing apocalypse. Give this puppy a spin, as loud as you possibly can. Terms & Conditions will be available at tsunamibots.bandcamp.com on Friday, April 3.

music in the Eastern-influenced 19 EDOscale, otherwise known as microtonal music. So, to review: A bird, an AI program and a dude playing metal that sounds out-of-key to the Western ear form Naegleria Fowleri — named for a brain-eating amoeba, by the way. So there’s that, too. I know you’re wondering: How good is the bird? Is this the Freddie Mercury of parrots? Well, let me tell you … uh, I don’t fucking know. It’s a bird, man. On the sludgy, nü-metal-ish “Nausea,” Luna comes in hot, honking and bleeping in what I can only imagine is a parrot slow jam, perhaps an ode to another bird’s cloaca? On “Latex Agglutination,” Zupancic and his AI drummer construct a churning, grinding riff explosion for Luna to really cut loose on. She’s clearly not worried about her phrasing on this one, opting instead for a blast of paranoid-sounding warbles that remind me a little of this time I watched an interview with Lil Wayne in which he was all coked out. The thought that nagged me as I tried to decipher “Amphotericin B” — all while

Luna repeated a microtonal honk over and over, like a golf cart going in reverse — was, What if this is an avian concept record? What if, over these nigh-unlistenable 14 tracks, Zupancic and his bird are telling an epic avian story? All the songs are named either for brain maladies, such as “Ataxia,” or the remedies that treat them, such as “Miltefosine.” Could this be a concept record about the world’s first bird doctor? (As in, a bird who is also a doctor.) But then I realized I was trying to decipher bird warbles, which I’m pretty sure was how Nikola Tesla started losing his marbles, so I went ahead and stopped wondering. There aren’t many instances when I can advise putting on Prognosis Dire to kick back and enjoy the listen. Actually, there are none. That said, sometimes the weirdest music must be cherished. Snark aside, I truly love that someone made a microtonal metal album with an AI, fronted by a bird. If you want to get all up in that kind of weird, check out Prognosis Dire, available on Wednesday, April 1, at naegleriafowleri.bandcamp.com, and enjoy the birdsong.

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There will come a time when we all congregate as senior citizens, recapping the insanity that was life in the year 2020. And as my geriatric friends try to one-up each other with crazy stories from the Year of WTF, I’ll sit back in my diaper and smile, waiting my turn. Because I’ll know that in the spring of that year, I listened to and reviewed a metal album fronted by a bird. What’s that you say? You’ve heard of weirder? I don’t believe you, but fine. Prognosis Dire by Naegleria Fowleri goes to another level. Not only is this band’s lead singer a parrot named Luna Bird, but the drummer is an artificial intelligence program run on a miniature desktop computer. Need more convincing? The only human in the band is none other than St. Johnsbury’s resident sonic instigator Bostjan Zupancic, aka Russ Hayes, who writes and performs his

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and I’ve always made a point to meet everyone after the show, and the venues are getting to a size where that’s not always possible. I didn’t want to do the classic “Hey, pay me money, and I’ll take a picture with you” kind of thing, ’cause I just don’t really support that. So I think this was a really cool opportunity to share meditation with those who aren’t familiar with it.

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SD: You’re a vegan, and you’ve talked about being straightedge and committed to eco-friendly touring, so it seems like you take certain issues to heart. I wonder if you see a role for yourself in fostering gender equality in your industry. JM: That’s a really important thing to bring up. Traditionally, the music industry has been undeniably biased toward male artists, specifically white male artists. It’s kind of disheartening, and I think, moving forward, there are steps that I can take; there are steps that everyone can take to make sure that we’re not forgetting about all the amazing talent in the other genders that make music. It would be really awesome to do a tour with all women artists or something of that vein, because some of my favorite artists ever happen to be female. It makes you wonder what the future is going to look like, and I’m optimistic. SD: Imagine you’re on tour hundreds or thousands of miles away from Williston. What’s the one thing you can’t wait to see, do or eat when you’re back in Vermont? What makes you feel like you’re at home? JM: Oh, man! I guess a trip to Dobrá Tea is first on the list. Depending on the season, hit up the A_Dog Skatepark in Burlington. If I come back in the winter, maybe it’s go to Stowe and get some runs in on my snowboard, or hit the [Vermont Association of Snow Travelers] trail system on my snowmobile. It’s just overwhelming how many different things there are to do in Vermont in every single season, but I think the main thing I look forward to when I come back to Vermont is just the quiet. m This interview has been edited and condensed for clarity and length.

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STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CIVIL DIVISION WASHINGTON UNIT DOCKET NO. 181-3-16 WNCV NORTHCOUNTRY FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v. JOHN NICHOLAS LECOUNTE ANDERSON and OCCUPANTS residing at 108 Folsom Hill Road, Marshfield, Vermont, Defendant. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE By virtue of the Judgment Order, Decree of Foreclosure and Order for Public Sale entered on July 19, 2019, and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage given by John Nicholas LeCounte Anderson, dated July 10, 2015, and recorded in Book 94 at Pages 402-415 of the Town of Marshfield Land Records, which Mortgage NorthCountry Federal Credit Union is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same, the undersigned will cause to be sold to the highest bidder at Public Auction at 108 Folsom Hill Road, Marshfield, Vermont, at 11:00 a.m. on the 10th day of April, 2020, all and singular the premises described in said Mortgage. The property is known as 108 Folsom Hill Road, Marshfield, Vermont. The real estate is described in the aforesaid Mortgage is as follows: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to John Nicholas LeCounte Anderson by Warranty Deed of Greg A. Breer dated July 10, 2015 and recorded in Volume 94 at Pages 399-401 of the Town of Marshfield Land Records. Being a part of the same land and premises conveyed to Greg A. Breer by Quitclaim Deed of Irene L. Breer f/k/a Irene Rogers dated May 15, 2009 and recorded in Book 83, Page 126 of the Town of Marshfield Land Records. Being further described as a parcel said to contain 2.01 acres together with improvements thereon and rights appurtenant thereto designated and commonly known as 108 Folsom Hill Road, Marshfield, Vermont and depicted as Parcel Lot #2 on a survey entitled

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be adjourned for a period of time in excess of thirty (30) days by agreement of the Mortgagor and Mortgagee or by order of the court. Other terms to be announced at the sale or contact Ward Law, P.C., 3069 Williston Road, South Burlington, Vermont 05403; (802) 863-0307.

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of such adjournment and specifying the new date by public proclamation at the time and place appointed for the sale, or by posting notice of the adjournment in a conspicuous place at the location of the sale. Notice of the new sale date shall also be sent by first class mail, postage prepaid, to the Mortgagor at the Mortgagor’s last known address, at least five (5) days before the new sale date. The public sale may

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The record owner is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the Judgment Order, Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale dated July 18, 2019, and entered on July 19, 2019, including the costs and expenses of sale.

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY BY ROB BREZSNY REAL APRIL 2-9 cific goals you hoped to accomplish between then and your birthday in 2020? Were there bad old habits you aimed to dissolve and good new habits you proposed to instigate? Was there a lingering wound you aspired to heal or a debilitating memory you longed to conquer? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to take inventory of your progress on projects like those. And if you find that you have achieved less than you had hoped, I trust you will dedicate yourself to playing catch-up in the weeks between now and your birthday. You may be amazed at how much ground you can cover.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19):

“If all the world’s a stage, where the hell is the teleprompter?” asks aphorist Sami Feiring. In my astrological opinion, you Aries are the least likely of all the signs to identify with that perspective. While everyone else might wish they could be better prepared for the nonstop improvisational tests of everyday life, most of you tend to prefer what I call the “naked spontaneity” approach. If you were indeed given the chance to use a teleprompter, you’d probably ignore it. Everything I just said is especially and intensely true for you right now.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When Nobel Prize-winning Norwegian author Knut Hamsun was 25 years old, a doctor told him that the tuberculosis he had contracted would kill him within three months. But, in fact, Hamsun lived 67 more years, until the age of 92. I suspect there’s an equally erroneous prophecy or unwarranted expectation impacting your life right now. A certain process or phenomenon that seems to be nearing an end may in fact reinvent or resurrect itself, going on to last for quite some time. I suggest you clear away any misapprehensions you or others might have about it. GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): I invite you to remember what you were thinking and feeling around your birthday in 2019. Were there spe-

CANCER (June 21-July 22): I can’t swim. Why? There was a good reason when I was a kid: I’m allergic to chlorine, and my mom wouldn’t let me take swimming lessons at the local chlorine-treated pool. Since then, the failure to learn is inexcusable, and I’m embarrassed by it. Is there an equivalent phenomenon in your life, my fellow Cancerian? The coming weeks might be an excellent time to meditate on how to correct the problem. Now excuse me while I head out to my solo self-administered swim lesson at Bass Lake, buoyed by the instructions I got from a YouTube video. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Is William Shakespeare the greatest author who ever lived? French philosopher Voltaire didn’t think so, calling him “an amiable barbarian.” Russian superstar author Leo Tolstoy claimed the Bard had “a complete absence of aesthetic feeling.” England’s first Poet Laureate John Dryden called Shakespeare’s language “scarcely intelligible.” T.E. Lawrence, aka Lawrence of Arabia, declared that the Bard had a second-rate mind. Lord Byron said, “Shakespeare’s name stands too absurdly high and will go down.” His contemporary, the poet and playwright Ben Johnson, asserted that he “never had six lines together without a fault.” I offer these cheeky views to encourage you Leos to enjoy your own idol-toppling and authority-questioning activities in the coming weeks. You have license to be an irrepressible iconoclast. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Virgo-born Jack Ma is China’s richest person and one of the world’s most powerful businessmen. He cofounded Alibaba, the Chinese version

of Amazon.com. He likes his employees to work hard but also thinks they should cultivate a healthy balance between work and life. In his opinion, they should have sex six times a week, or 312 times a year. Some observers have suggested that’s too much — especially if you labor 12 hours a day, six days a week, as Jack Ma prefers — but it may not be excessive for you Virgos. The coming months could be a very erotic time. But please practice safe sex in every way imaginable.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): How hard are you willing to work on your most important relationships? How might your life change for the better if you gave them your most potent resourcefulness and panache? The next eight weeks will be a favorable time for you to attend to these matters, Libra. During this fertile time, you will have unprecedented power to reinvigorate togetherness with imaginative innovations. I propose you undertake the following task: Treat your intimate alliances as creative art projects that warrant your supreme ingenuity. SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “I make mistakes,” confessed author Jean Kerr. “I’ll be the second to admit it.” She was making a joke, contrasting her tepid sense of responsibility with the humbler and more common version of the idiom, which is “I make mistakes; I’ll be the first to admit it.” In the coming weeks, I’ll be fine if you merely match her mild level of apology — just as long as you do indeed acknowledge some culpability in what has gone amiss or awry or off-kilter. One way or another, you need to be involved in atonement and correction — for your own sake.

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(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If you have been thinking of adopting a child or getting pregnant with a new child, the coming weeks will be a favorable time to enter a new phase of rumination about that possibility. If you’ve been dreaming off and on about a big project that could activate your dormant creative powers and captivate your imagination for a long time to come, now would be a perfect moment to get more practical about it. If you have fantasized about finding a new role that would allow you to express even more of your beauty and intel-

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I suggest you make room in your life for a time of sacred rejuvenation. Here are activities you might try: Recall your favorite events of the past. Reconnect with your roots. Research your genetic heritage. Send prayers to your ancestors, and ask them to converse with you in your dreams. Have fun feeling what it must have been like when you were in your mother’s womb. Get a phone consultation with a past life regression therapist who can help you recover scenes from your previous incarnations. Feel reverence and gratitude for traditions that are still meaningful to you. Reaffirm your core values — the principles that serve as your lodestar. And here’s the number one task I recommend: Find a place of refuge in your imagination and memories; use your power of visualization to create an inner sanctuary. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Are we just

being poetic and fanciful when we say that wonder is a survival skill? Not according to the editors who assembled the collection of essays gathered in a book called Wonder and Other Survival Skills. They propose that a capacity to feel awe and reverence can help us to be vital and vigorous, that an appreciation for marvelous things makes us smart and resilient, that it’s in our selfish interests to develop a humble longing for sublime beauty and an attraction to sacred experiences. The coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to dive deep into these healing pleasures, dear Aquarius.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): For decades, the city of Sacramento, Calif., suffered from severe floods when the Sacramento and American Rivers overflowed their banks. Residents authorized a series of measures to prevent these disasters, culminating in the construction of a 59,000-acre floodplain that solved the problem. According to my analysis, the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to plan an equally systematic transformation. It could address a big ongoing problem like Sacramento’s floods, or it could be a strategy for reorganizing and recreating your life so as to gloriously serve your long-term dreams.

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TRADER JOE’S CHECKOUT LINE I should’ve written this weeks ago. I noticed you on a Saturday morning. I think you’re vegan! We checked out in the lines next to each other. I left just before you. If you see this, I’d love to get coffee once we can leave our houses. When: Saturday, March 7, 2020. Where: Trader Joe’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915022 BLOND BOY IN BLACK TRUCK I noticed you smiling at me in front of the Radio Bean. I waved goodbye as we parted ways; you waved back. We met again on Shelburne Road. I was held back at a stoplight but managed to catch up. You were behind me until the turn for Vergennes. This is the curly-headed brunette in the black Crosstrek. When: Friday, March 20, 2020. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915021 TRUE LOVE REIGNS Now is the winter of our discontent / Made glorious summer by this sun of York; / And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house / In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. / Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; / Our bruised arms hung up for monuments; / Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, / Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. When: Sunday, March 24, 2019. Where: Queen City. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915020 FRIDAY, SOBBING AT CITY MARKET I nearly walked into you as you left the co-op. You were almost blind with tears, sobbing as you walked. I wish I had asked you what was wrong. Small comfort, but it is the least I can do to hope you see this and know that one stranger that day cared about you and carried your pain with them. When: Friday, March 20, 2020. Where: downtown City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915018

HELLO HAPPINESS I’m getting your emails, but it’s not letting me respond. Dennis. When: Monday, March 23, 2020. Where: profiles. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915019 AMOR I try to ignore my feelings for you, but I find myself not able to control them anymore. I love you, and I miss you! When: Friday, March 20, 2020. Where: in the night sky. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915017 LATE-MORNING LAKEFRONT WALK To the recent central Illinois transplant: Thank you for the impromptu latemorning lakefront walk and talk. When: Thursday, March 19, 2020. Where: Burlington waterfront. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915016 OAKLEDGE PARK WALKING BRITTANY SPANIEL Midafternoon. I was walking with my sister. You were walking with your dog, an elderly Brittany Spaniel, you told me. I’d like to ask more questions, starting with your name. When: Friday, March 13, 2020. Where: Oakledge Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915015 NO MORE TIES I’ve done everything I promised and more. All our dreams could be a reality now. I’m sorry it’s too late and I wasn’t there for you as I should have been. I’ve been there every day for you and the kids, even though it’s not wanted, and will always be here. I love you, dudes. When: Wednesday, March 11, 2020. Where: passenger seat — hold my hand, kid. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915014 YOU CAN’T HAVE ENOUGH KARMA Thank you for offering to help me out until I located my credit card by the coffees. Please say hi if you see me again out and about. When: Monday, March 9, 2020. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915012

HARDWICK PARKING LOT, NOON You were soaking up some early spring sunshine. Radiant, with big silver hoops and long stray whisps of dark hair dancing in the wind. I had on an orange hat. You make my heart dance. Let’s soak up some sun together, at the beach. When: Monday, March 9, 2020. Where: Hardwick. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915013 MATTY WITH THE BIG SMILE I was walking with my son on Rose Street last summer. Not sure what we saw in each other from so far away, but we both had shit-eating grins down the block. You said I was gorgeous and that you hoped my man knew how lucky he was. He didn’t. But that’s over! Would love to see that smile again. When: Thursday, August 1, 2019. Where: Rose Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915011 CHIROPRACTOR OFFICE ROMANCE I’ve seen you few times at my chiropractor’s office. It seems like we are flirting, but I can’t tell for sure. I am hoping we are, because I think you are quite cute. I’m not bold enough to ask you out unless I know you feel them same. I’ll do my best to remember your name this time! When: Friday, March 6, 2020. Where: doctor’s office. You: Woman. Me: Non-binary person. #915010 FRIDAY A.M., CUMBY’S, RICHMOND, 3/6 Dressed in a gray jacket with leopardprint shoes, I looked in while you looked out. I said hello to Bill. You turned to leave, and we locked eyes. Time stopped. Brown Tundra hunk, you followed me in my blue Dodge toward Hinesburg, and I was bummed when you headed away to Williston. You: tall, strong and instantly attractive! Wowser! When: Friday, March 6, 2020. Where: Richmond Cumberland Farms, 7:15 a.m. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915009 HANKSVILLE WOMAN FROM GOOD HEALTH We met a few weeks ago. I have metal in my leg from too much football, and you have metal in your spine from California. You spoke of taking care of your parents. You were compassionate, positive and wonderful. I’ve been thinking of you since. I’d love to get in touch. When: Thursday, February 20, 2020. Where: Good Health. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915008

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Irreverent counsel on life’s conundrums

Dear Reverend,

I’m quarantined with my significant other, and he’s starting to drive me nuts. How can I get the space I need when we are trapped in our small apartment?

Sir Crazy

(FEMALE, 27)

SEVEN DAYS APRIL 1-8, 2020

Spending all day, every day, with one person can be emotionally taxing even if it’s someone you really love. And that’s under the best of circumstances. Being quarantined during a worldwide pandemic certainly doesn’t fit that bill. Stress levels are high, and your partner’s little annoying habits seem magnified. If your space is too small to get out of each other’s way, how about both of you take solo walks for 30 minutes to an hour every day? A little break to clear your head and get some fresh air can do wonders. And while one of you is out, the other has some alone time at home. Perhaps you also should try switching your focus from wanting some space to making your time together

CO-OP CUTIE You: in the craft beer aisle, searching for a special flavor. Me: in the next aisle over, doing the same. I found that flavor when I saw you in your red hoodie, gently picking up each can with those strong hands. Maybe sometime, somewhere we can sip a brew from the same glass. Would love to see you again. xoxo When: Friday, March 6, 2020. Where: Hunger Mountain Co-op. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915007

THE FAITH THAT GROWS I’ll speak to you like the chorus to the verse / Chop another lime like a coda with a curse / Come on like a freak show takes the stage / We give them the games we play, she say / “I want something else to get me through this life, baby.” When: Wednesday, March 4, 2020. Where: the Velvet. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915002 WE POINTED AT EACH OTHER I just happened to be thinking of you when I saw you for the second time today. The coincidence surprised me, and I was compelled to point. There’s more to it than that, but I’ll tell you that some other time ... if we ever cross each other’s paths. You have a warm and inviting way about you. When: Tuesday, March 3, 2020. Where: on the street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915000

BABY, BABY! No one wears those plaid pajamas like you do. I can’t wait for my next asparagus omelette. I love you so. When: Thursday, March 5, 2020. Where: in the kitchen. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #915006 CITY MARKET ON 3/5 To the woman with great salt-andpepper hair, black jacket and cool boots: You reappeared, passing in front of my vehicle. Sometimes a seemingly insignificant encounter makes a difference. I just wanted to say, “Thank you.” When: Thursday, March 5, 2020. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #915005

HANDSOME AT 5 A.M. I noticed you looking at the coolers of drinks. You asked what I was doing up so early while we both got our coffees. Thanks for buying mine! Can I buy the next coffee?! When: Sunday, March 1, 2020. Where: Maplefields, Colchester. You: Man. Me: Woman. #914999

COFFEE, THEN LOVE Not sure if I am that woman, but you sound an awfully a lot like a guy I just met, and he ghosted me. If this is him, then why don’t we throw in some Legos, too. When: Thursday, March 5, 2020. Where: Champlain Farms. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915004

LYNDONVILLE LADY You paid for my meal surreptitiously and were gone when I discovered the fact. Provide some details of that day in your response and permit me to reciprocate your coy kindness. When: Saturday, February 29, 2020. Where: Lyndonville. You: Woman. Me: Man. #914998

DEAR BURLINGTONIANS Like many of us, I support democratic socialism. I draw the line at sharing foot stank. When you are in a public place, please for the love of Satan and Lady frikken Gaga, keep your dang shoes on. When: Wednesday, March 4, 2020. Where: coffee shops. You: Group. Me: Man. #915003

I WISH YOU KNEW Every week I see you. I might seem unavailable, but secretly I wait for the day you tell me you’re leaving him. I’m able to tell you my biggest secrets, and you act like it’s no big deal I feel balanced with you. I’ll get the coffee, then let’s fall in love. When: Friday, February 28, 2020. Where: Vermont. You: Woman. Me: Man. #914997

WE KINDA DANCED TO RHJ You are seeing someone now, which sometimes has me feeling guilty for feeling this way — but occasionally I wonder, is it wrong of me to want one night with you? Just to cuddle and badly sing along to our favorite songs? It’s not even sexual in nature. I just want a good last memory of holding you in my arms. When: Saturday, October 1, 2016. Where: Lake Champlain. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915001

more enjoyable. Turn off the news. Turn off social media. Play your favorite music and dance around the living room. Make fancy drinks and have a cocktail party for two. Put on some dumb

YOU HAVE A NICE FACE You seemed a little lost, so I took it upon myself to redirect you to the bar. Your smile was captivating. This, paired with the phrase “You have a nice face,” took me by a lovely surprise. We shared a second smile as I left up the stairs. Would you care to share a third? When: Thursday, February 27, 2020. Where: Orlando’s open mic. You: Woman. Me: Genderqueer. #914996

costumes. Get a little wild. The only limit is your imagination. Currently, I’m hunkered in my bunker with four cats and a couple of mannequins. I’m cool with that, but there are lots of people who are totally alone. Many people don’t have access to things like FaceTime or Zoom, where they can have virtual hangouts with friends. There are also people who don’t have any friends or family at all. So buck up and thank your lucky stars that you have someone with whom to ride out the storm. Bonus: If you make it through the quarantine without killing each other, you can be pretty sure your relationship is a solid one. Good luck and God bless,

The Reverend

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