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Money Issue: Financial uncertainty in the time of COVID-19

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Money Issue: The coronavirus is ravaging Vermont’s state budget

UVM Scientists, Engineers Team Up to Create ‘Vermontilator’

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Money Issue: After stumbles, race begins for federal business relief

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At 112 pages, this week’s issue of Seven Days is back to its prepandemic size. Not because the crisis is over, but because we’ve inserted the April issue of Kids VT,, our award-winning monthly parenting publication. We made that decision in order to conserve resources — after all, money is the theme of this week’s Seven Days! And because many of the regular Kids VT drop-off spots — schools, childcare centers and other family-focused venues — are closed. The combo issue is a sign of the times. Tens of thousands of young Vermonters are suddenly stuck at home with overtaxed parents and caregivers desperate to keep them occupied. The April 2020 Kids VT will help. It’s full of homeschooling tips and resources, as well as gardening ideas and first-person Educatin g and ente rtaining kid during a global pa s ndemic accounts of parenting through a pandemic. One regular columnist works at a local grocery chain; she shares what life has been like on the front lines. Find an April-showers-themed coloring contest on page 34. SEC. B This issue of Kids VT also celebrates the 215 young Vermonters who completed the 2019-20 Good Citizen Challenge. The interactive civics project, funded by the Vermont Community Foundation, launched last October and concluded on March 6. Participants completed quizzes and activities in five subject areas: History, Government, Community Engagement, Advocacy and News Literacy. Though that Challenge is over, a new one begins this week: the Good Citizen Coronavirus Challenge. It invites any K-12 student to complete activities to be entered into a weekly prize drawing. This Challenge will focus on learning history, helping the community and practicing news literacy. Find more info and sign up for email alerts at goodcitizenvt.com. Meanwhile, Seven Days’ long-scheduled Money Issue has taken on new relevance. Can anyone explain what just happened to our economy? Can it be saved? Seven Days is one of hundreds of thousands of small businesses around the country applying for a loan through the federal Paycheck Protection Program, created by the newly passed Coronavirus Aid, Relief and Economic Security Act. There’s no guarantee that we’ll get it, of course, but we had to try — right, Community Bank? As Vermont’s largest circulation newspaper, we will do everything humanly possible to keep the news coming and our talented staff employed. Many thanks to the advertisers who are still doing business with Seven Days — and paying their bills — during this crazy time. And we could not be more grateful to the 1,300-plus Super Readers whose donations are paying for everything from reporter salaries to printing and hand sanitizer. If you appreciate our Interested in becoming a Super Reader? efforts, please join them (see right). Look for the “Give Now” buttons at the top of As we like to say: Seven Days is free; sevendaysvt.com. Or send a check with your making it isn’t. We hope you find this address and contact info to: week’s issue useful, informative and SEVEN DAYS, C/O SUPER READERS entertaining. And, starting this week, look P.O. BOX 1164 for a new, second crossword puzzle — BURLINGTON, VT 05402-1164 sponsored by New England Federal Credit For more information on making a financial Union — on page 51. contribution to Seven Days, please contact Corey Grenier: With appreciation,

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Wheel of Misfortune Financial uncertainty in the time of COVID-19

oney is a difficult subject for a lot of people to talk about. Perhaps owing to old-fashioned Yankee modesty, Vermonters in particular tend to get uncomfortable when asked about their finances. That’s true even under ideal circumstances. But what about when things get bad? Like, bad bad? Like, real-life disaster movie bad? Turns out, global calamity has a way of loosening people up about previously taboo topics, as Seven Days staffers discovered again and again while reporting for our annual Money Issue. Certainly, there’s no shortage of money-related subjects to talk about during a pandemic, even if most of them are, frankly, depressing AF. “Nothing about this is normal,” investment adviser Dan Cunningham told us in what might be the understatement of the year. He’s the founder of One Day in July, an investment advisory company headquartered in Shelburne. Cunningham was referring to the perfect storm of conditions that has led financial markets, and thus your 401k, to crater. He graciously offered a few MIND TRICKS INVESTORS USE TO STAY SANE AMID FINANCIAL MELTDOWNS (PAGE 34). Granted, the news all over is pretty dire. So, if you need a more holistic and curative approach to money matters, you might schedule an appointment (virtually,

of course) with one of VERMONT’S FINANCIAL THERAPISTS (PAGE 38). Like traditional psychotherapists, they can give you tools for building healthier relationships — but with money. Overcoming the stigma of indebtedness is one thing financial therapists might help you with. That’s familiar territory for Vermont photographer Brittany Powell. After filing for bankruptcy herself, she spent seven years working on THE DEBT PROJECT (PAGE 36), a series of photos and stories of people struggling to make ends meet. Powell has turned the Debt Project into a book that’s due out this fall. But if she wanted to continue her work, she’d have no trouble finding new subjects to profile.

likely welcome the federal stimulus package, which includes relief for gig economy workers. However, IT’S UNCLEAR WHEN SELF-EMPLOYED WORKERS MIGHT ACTUALLY SEE A CHECK (PAGE 18). Equally uncertain is WHICH SMALL BUSINESSES WILL BE GRANTED FEDERAL LOANS AFTER BANKS WERE OVERWHELMED WITH APPLICATIONS (PAGE 15).

On the bright side, RELIEF FUNDS HAVE BEEN ESTAB-

LISHED FOR LOCAL BARTENDERS, BARISTAS AND OTHER FOOD-

SERVICE INDUSTRY WORKERS (PAGE 47). We’ll drink to that, especially since IT’S UNLIKELY WE’LL BE RAISING A GLASS AT A WEDDING ANYTIME SOON (PAGE 41).

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THE CORONAVIRUS HAS ALREADY RAVAGED THE STATE’S ANNUAL BUDGET (PAGE 14), which will

cause headaches and shortfalls for years to come. Vermont’s growing legion of unemployed workers will

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The race for small-business loans Self-employed aid is slow to come PAGE 18

Investor tips for staying sane

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A team of University of Vermont scientists, engineers and doctors has created an inexpensive and quick-tomanufacture ventilator intended to help patients suffering from serious cases of COVID-19. The “Vermontilator” is roughly the size of a toaster and weighs about five pounds. Unlike a traditional ventilator — a complex device that can cost more than $25,000 to make — the Vermontilator can be built for a couple hundred bucks with simple, widely available parts. It’s powered by a 12-volt battery.

The coronavirus is ravaging Vermont’s state budget

ours after legislators voted to close the Vermont Statehouse last month in the face of the coronavirus outbreak, Rep. Kitty Toll (D-Danville) and fellow members of the House Appropriations Committee toiled into the evening to complete next year’s state budget. “We were well over 80, 85 percent done,” said Toll, who chairs the committee, “until things started to crumble around us.” Nearly four weeks later, that budget has become an artifact of history — rendered irrelevant by the pandemic’s ravaging effects on Vermont’s economy and the state’s finances. “We’re going to be starting from the beginning,” Toll said, with resignation in her voice. Not anytime soon. Well before Toll and her colleagues reconsider next year’s budget, they’ll have to plug a massive hole in this year’s. According to the latest projections by the legislature’s Joint Fiscal Office, the crisis has already cost the state $389 million in tax receipts — about 44 percent of what it was expecting to collect by June 30. And because the state is three-quarters of the

way through its current fiscal year, much of that money has already been spent. The central problem lawmakers face is the uncertainty around how long the public health crisis will last — and, therefore, how long the government will have to enforce social-distancing protocols. Those, while necessary, according to state Finance Commissioner Adam Greshin, are “taking a hatchet to our economy.”

MONEY M EY ISSUE House Speaker Mitzi Johnson (D-South Hero) has spent 18 years in the legislature and served on the Appropriations Committee during the last two economic and natural disasters the state faced: the 2008 financial crisis and Tropical Storm Irene in 2011. In her view, neither compares. “This is unlike anything that we’ve experienced before, just because of the number and magnitude of unknowns,” she said.

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One unknown is how much it will cost the state to fight the coronavirus outbreak. According to Greshin, who serves as Gov. Phil Scott’s chief budget writer, the administration is doing everything it can to protect Vermonters — and that’s an expensive proposition. In recent weeks, Greshin said, the state has spent more than $20 million on ventilators, personal protective equipment for health care providers, emergency housing, medical surge centers and other pressing needs. That doesn’t even begin to account for costs that are harder to quantify at this stage, such as remote learning at shuttered schools and overtime for public health and safety workers. “Because the number is so damn variable, anything I say today will be wrong tomorrow,” Greshin said. The administration is making a “colossal effort” to track every cost for potential reimbursement by the federal government, Greshin said, but all parties seem to agree that bookkeeping shouldn’t get in the way of fighting the outbreak. DOWNGRADED

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Using determination and a bit of Yankee ingenuity, the team’s goal is to mass-produce the device before the expected surge in coronavirus cases. “The whole thing is going at a bewildering pace,” said project lead Jason Bates, a lung expert at UVM. “At the same time, we’re trying to get to the finish line for this prototype that can be safe, robust and meet the requirements that gives it a chance at [U.S. Food & Drug Administration] approval.” In mid-March, Bates sent a sketch of the device to UVM’s IMFLabs. IMF engineer Carl Silver built it overnight using parts he found at home and at the lab. Typical ventilators can cause portions of the lung to collapse, stick together and peel apart repeatedly, like Velcro, said Bates. That can damage the organ. By contrast, the Vermontilator uses a technique called airway pressure release ventilation, which keeps the lungs inflated as if the patient were taking a deep breath. The machine expels air regularly, but the patient’s lungs don’t ever collapse, Bates explained. The FDA recently loosened regulations on medical devices under what’s known as an Emergency Use Authorization. Machines such as the Vermontilator would only be employed if a conventional vent wasn’t available. “We’re just doing the best we can in an incredibly short time … to see if we can cover those bases as fast as we can,” Bates said. Contact: courtney@sevendaysvt.com

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group of college ski bums may have opened Skirack in Burlington on a whim in 1969, but it’s taken smart business instincts to survive the 50 years since. Faced now with an unprecedented public health crisis that has shuttered the outdoor gear store, founder and co-owner Zandy Wheeler knows he needs to navigate with care. Except that Wheeler will need to throw caution to the wind if his company is to get a share of the $349 billion that Congress has set aside to help small businesses during the coronavirus pandemic. The Paycheck Protection Program launched last Friday, April 3, to a crush of would-be borrowers, forcing business owners to make quick decisions about whether to seek a share of the money. The program provides loans that will float businesses and nonprofits with fewer than 500 employees for eight weeks. Crucially, the U.S. Department of the Treasury will forgive the loans — as long as 75 percent of the money is used for payroll and borrowers bring back all of their laid-off or furloughed employees by June 30.

That June deadline has given Wheeler pause. He’s already had to lay off all but 19 of the 90-plus employees at the three stores he now owns: Skirack and Patagonia in downtown Burlington and Vermont Trailwear in Waterbury Center. It’s far

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from certain that the shops will be able to reopen by June 30, and it’s even less likely that the post-pandemic economy will have fully rebounded by then. If Wheeler can’t rehire all of his workers by the deadline, how much of his loan would be forgiven? It’s a question Wheeler hasn’t been able to answer as he weighs the risk of taking on debt while his stores are closed and online

sales are low. But he doesn’t have the luxury of time. The $349 billion spigot is already open, and millions of small businesses across the country are rushing to fill up their bank accounts before the program runs dry. The federal program began with a chaotic rollout — glitches and other delays in early April hampered some Vermont lenders and frantic businesses that lined up to take part. It’s too soon to know whether those problems will stop companies from obtaining the help they need. In any case, business advocates say the stopgap program, while providing important financial support, will distribute that support unevenly and leave key Vermont business sectors especially vulnerable in the months ahead. “It’s like getting two units of blood when you need six,” said Wheeler, who nevertheless decided to apply. The program is overseen by the U.S. Small Business Administration but relies on private banks to process the loans. Borrowers complete a short application DASH FOR CASH

After Delta flight 5068 from Detroit pulled up to the gate at Burlington International Airport late Tuesday morning, the 50-seat Bombardier regional jet’s staircase unfolded, and out stepped the passengers — both of them. The flight was the latest evidence of the near collapse of air travel to the state’s largest airport. “It was pretty weird,” Zack Maroon said of what was effectively a private jet flight home. Maroon was the beneficiary of the federal government’s efforts to keep air travel on life support during the pandemic with billions of dollars in subsidies meant to keep airlines flying — whether it makes economic sense or not. The $2 trillion federal CARES Act stimulus contains at least $60 billion for airlines for servicing a minimum number of routes. Part of the goal is to keep flights serving regional airports like Burlington’s so the airlines don’t consolidate operations at larger hubs, such as Boston, explained Nic Longo, deputy director of aviation at BTV. It has resulted, however, in an increasing number of “ghost” flights that carry very few, if any, passengers, Longo said. The drop has been precipitous. On April 6, 2019, 1,400 passengers flew out of BTV. On the same date this year, 97 did. Flightradar24, a service that tracks commercial flights, reported 306 departures from BTV during the week that began on March 8. By this past week, departures had declined by more than 61 percent, to just 118. The airport had a decade-long high of 705,000 outbound passengers last year. Now, it could lose an estimated $11 million over the next six months. The airport wasn’t completely dead on Tuesday. As she picked up her luggage at an otherwise empty carousel, Mary Murphy, a nurse from Columbia, S.C., said she had come to Burlington to work for six weeks at a nursing home. “There were just four of us on a big old plane,” Murphy said of one leg of her trip. Andrea Suozzo contributed reporting. Contact: kevin@sevendaysvt.com

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In just 10 days, the University of Vermont’s Patrick Gymnasium has been transformed from an athletic facility to a medical surge center intended to treat coronavirus patients. The site, which can serve up to 100 patients, could be operational within a week. “We’d be totally fine to not have to use this place, and that’s actually our goal,” said Daniel Hudson, a nursing director at UVM Medical Center who works at the facility. “But if we do need to use it, we believe we’re ready to do it. JAMES BUCK

Surge center at Patrick Gymnasium

We believe the patients will be safe.” The arena is still festooned with championship banners and largerthan-life posters of UVM athletes, memorabilia that is incongruous with its new surroundings. The basketball court is covered with a green tarp, and 50 cots are spaced out and sectioned off with makeshift walls. During a press tour on Tuesday, every person working at the gym was wearing a face mask, including two men who were delivering a refrigerator from a local hardware store. Reporters were screened for a fever and other coronavirus symptoms before they were allowed inside. The Burlington site is one of several temporary medical centers built across the state to free up hospital beds for patients that need more acute care. Other sites, such as the 400-bed facility at the Essex fairgrounds, will only take “low acuity” patients with other medical needs. Personnel at Patrick Gym, on the other hand, will treat people with confirmed or suspected COVID-19 symptoms, Hudson said. Most patients with mild coronavirus cases can recover at home, while those with severe cases may need treatment in an intensive care unit. The Patrick Gym site will serve patients in between, Hudson said. “They might need a little bit of oxygen. [Doctors] might not want to send them home on that oxygen, but we might want to keep a closer eye on them and understand how they’re progressing,” he said. m Contact: courtney@sevendaysvt.com

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Dash for Cash « P.15 and provide payroll information to their loan officer, who uploads it through an electronic SBA portal to reserve up to two and a half times the borrower’s average monthly payroll. The U.S. Treasury didn’t issue key guidance about the program until the night before the SBA began accepting applications. On top of that, Vermont lenders reported problems that prevented them and banks around the country from being able to process applications. Northfield Savings Bank, the largest community bank in the state, had to apply for permission to participate because it wasn’t an existing SBA partner. The bank filed its paperwork ahead of time, but approval didn’t come until Monday, chief lending officer and senior vice president Al Flory said. Even then, only one of its nine lending officers was authorized to use the SBA’s electronic portal, limiting how quickly the bank could process loan applications. By the end of Monday, the bank had successfully filed a “small number,” Flory said. Similarly, the Vermont Economic Development Authority was among numerous approved lenders nationwide who couldn’t get access to the SBA system because of what VEDA chief executive officer Cassie Polhemus described as a “glitch.” “Friday night was a bad night,” she said. “We knew that other lenders were already getting them in.” But the problem was resolved, and over the weekend, VEDA got its first several applications approved. The hiccups underscored business owners’ fear that luck might decide whether they receive desperately needed funds.

Most banks in Vermont and elsewhere gave priority to their existing customers, leaving at a possible disadvantage businesses whose primary lender didn’t participate or was stalled by technology problems. VEDA is among the fraction of lenders that will make the loans to new customers — but the organization, unlike most banks, isn’t authorized under the program to issue loans greater than $250,000, Polhemus told state lawmakers on Tuesday. Christopher D’Elia, president of the Vermont Bankers Association, credited his members with a “herculean” effort to prepare for the program. Most loans that have been approved still haven’t been closed, he said, because the federal government is still ironing out details about the process. Those details matter for banks, who are issuing the loans using their existing capital, he said. (Lenders will be able to turn over their PPP loans to the Federal Reserve for cash, the central bank signaled Monday.) “While the program is not smooth by any stretch, it is going to make a difference in Vermont,” D’Elia said. The SBA’s Vermont District Office declined to comment or provide figures about loan applications in the state, citing a national directive issued Monday. D’Elia, however, said data he’s collecting from member banks showed that the number of Vermont loans processed in the program’s first few days was in the “high hundreds” of applications totaling “mid-hundreds of millions of dollars.” D’Elia told lawmakers last week that he expected that the $349 billion could be drawn down within days, but he later told Seven Days that the nationwide rollout problems appeared to have slowed the pace. By Tuesday, though, the U.S.

Treasury was angling to have Congress approve another $250 billion for the fund, as White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow said that nearly $50 billion of the initial amount had already been guaranteed to 178,000 businesses. The loans may be especially helpful as a bridge for businesses — such as law firms and those providing other professional services — that are still open during the stay-at-home order but dealing with a sudden drop in revenue, said Kelly Devine, executive director of the Burlington Business Association. The loans offer less relief to businesses for which payroll isn’t their primary expense, or to those, such as Skirack’s Wheeler, who might not be able to rehire all of their workers by June 30. Restaurants, in particular, will need direct cash infusions — beyond the SBA emergency loans — to stay afloat, said Farmhouse Group owner Jed Davis, whose restaurant portfolio includes Burlington’s Farmhouse Tap & Grill, El Cortijo and Pascolo Ristorante. “The only thing the federal government has offered so far is more debt,” he said, referring to restaurateurs who might not qualify to have their loans forgiven. “Debt is an option, but who wants to take out more debt in the middle of a pandemic, as we enter a global recession?” Davis, like Wheeler, said he had misgivings about applying for the loan, particularly without more clarity from the U.S. Treasury about the risks to restaurants that borrow. But Davis said he was advised to apply immediately anyway, in the hopes that the program’s terms would “change or evolve.” “If you don’t apply,” he said, “you don’t get a place in line.” m Contact: derek@sevendaysvt.com

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alvatore and Jamey Barnao are not used to needing help. The two selfemployed business owners — Salvatore, a custom tile installer; Jamey, a hair stylist — have long relied on themselves for their livelihood, building faithful clienteles that have kept them busy through the years. The Georgia couple’s financial selfreliance crumbled late last month after Gov. Phil Scott ordered Vermonters to stay home to slow the spread of the coronavirus. The suspension of most commerce placed the Barnaos among thousands of other self-employed workers whose cash flow dried up overnight.

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MONEY M EY ISSUE Expecting the shutdown to last at least a few more weeks, the Barnaos are hoping government financial aid will help them stay afloat. But while a recently passed federal relief package gives self-employed people a rare chance to receive unemployment benefits, Vermont officials have stressed that the state may not be able to process their claims until late April. Some workers, including the Barnaos, fear their financial reserves will be gone before then. “You can’t tell somebody they have to close up shop or can’t work without a plan in place,” Salvatore said last week. “This is gonna bankrupt a lot of people.” Self-employed workers — including those in the so-called gig economy — do not qualify for traditional jobless benefits because they do not pay taxes into the state unemployment fund. State officials estimate that between 40,000 and 60,000 Vermonters, as much as 17 percent of the state’s workforce, fall into this category. These workers will be eligible for unemployment benefits under the federal government’s $2.2 trillion coronavirus relief package. But first, the Trump administration has indicated that states will need to individually set up separate unemployment systems to process all the new claims, according to Vermont Department of Labor Interim Commissioner Michael Harrington. Vermont officials had been awaiting further guidance since President Donald Trump signed the federal bill into law on March 27. Those details finally arrived late 18

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Sunday night. The state has since directed MTX, a company already under state contract, to start building the new claims system, Harrington said. But he warned that the feds are asking for a “monstrous lift.” “This is a highly technical, highly involved process,” he said, explaining that the new system will need to process applications, run them through a series of eligibility criteria and then calculate monetary benefits — while also deducting taxes, child support and other outstanding payments. That’s in addition to “dozens” of other technical and programmatic requirements from the feds, he said. “It’s not easy to calculate. It’s not easy to make determinations. And it’s not easy to process, especially when you’re talking about tens of thousands of applications at one time,” Harrington said. The interim commissioner said the department is aiming for a phased-in approach that would allow it to start accepting applications within five to seven days while the vendor continues developing the system. Anyone who became

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unemployed before April 4 would receive retroactive payments dating back to late March, Harrington said. But he was unsure when the state might cut the first check for self-employed workers, suggesting that it could take at least two more weeks. “It really depends on how quickly we can bring this process together,” he said. That wasn’t good enough for Salvatore, who said that further delay could leave his family to face another cycle of bills before they receive their first check. “By then, things are past due and you’re headed for disaster,” he said. The best immediate option for self-employed people, according to Harrington, is to join an email list on the Vermont Department of Labor’s website so the state can tell them what to do once the new unemployment system is in place.

Setting up a system for people who never used to be eligible is challenging enough. But the department is doing that while also taking on tens of thousands of claims from laid-off employees of companies covered by the state’s unemployment fund. Seven Days reported in mid-March that the surge in claims had already produced a bottleneck at the unemployment call center. One woman told the paper it took her nearly 50 attempts to get someone on the phone. To keep pace, the department tripled the center’s staff and rolled out a new portal for people to file initial claims online. But the reinforcements have struggled to meet a record-breaking demand; the center took in more initial claims over a two-week span — roughly 42,000 — than it does in a typical year, according to state data. The demand has overtaxed the department’s technology. At a press conference on Monday, Harrington acknowledged that some people have not received their THE CHECKS

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news Downgraded « P.14 “My attitude has been: Save lives first, worry about the finances after,” said Senate President Pro Tempore Tim Ashe (D/PChittenden). “Which is to say, we don’t want people not getting access to materials that are needed to keep people safe or alive because of a worry that we’re going to overshoot a line item or something.”

Vermont Is Expected to Lose $389 Million in Taxes Due to COVID-19 The state is projecting hundreds of millions in lost and deferred revenue between March and June. Deferred revenue includes income taxes that the state may be able to collect in the next fiscal year, which begins in July.

General Fund

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Uncle Sam’s Plan

The federal government is likely to pick up the tab for many of these expenses. The first of three aid packages approved by Congress is already funding the state’s Health Operations Center, which coordinates Vermont’s epidemiological response. The third — and by far the largest — is projected to direct nearly $2 billion to Vermont, U.S. Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) announced two weeks ago when it cleared the Senate. Of that, the state is expecting to receive a $1.25 billion check later this month from the federal Coronavirus Relief Fund. Leahy’s office has outlined another $65 million worth of funding in the bill for Vermont, including $20 million for public transit, $10 million for airports and $5 million for public health preparedness. The rest of the $2 billion will come in the form of direct aid to hospitals and schools, as well as expanded unemployment benefits to Vermonters, according to Leahy’s office. While the $1.25 billion payment amounts to a whopping three-quarters of the state’s annual General Fund budget, it comes with strings attached: The money can be used only to pay expenses created by the coronavirus pandemic between March and December of this year, and it cannot be used for expenses already included in state and local budgets. Steve Klein, the legislature’s chief fiscal officer, is worried that those restrictions could prevent the state from using the federal aid for what it needs most: replacing the revenue it’s already lost. Perversely, he said, “We may have more money than we know what to do with if they tighten [the restrictions] up.” Leahy’s office appears acutely aware of the problem. In an interview with Seven Days, members of his Senate Appropriations Committee staff said they were urging the Department of the Treasury to provide flexibility for the funding and a broad interpretation of coronavirusrelated expenses.

Kicking the Can

Not all of Vermont’s lost tax revenue is gone for good. When the federal government bumped Tax Day from April 15 to July 15, the state had to follow suit, which caused a 20

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Vermonters won’t be able to pay their property tax bills when they come due, which could further exacerbate school funding shortfalls. And while many residential property taxpayers get a break each year based on their earnings, next year’s payments are calculated using last year’s income levels — so those who have lost their jobs due to the pandemic won’t get relief anytime soon.

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major problem on paper. That’s because many personal and corporate income tax payments will be collected next fiscal year, not this one. “So we have this whole last quarter without any revenues coming in,” said Sen. Ann Cummings (D-Washington), who chairs the Senate Finance Committee. The good news is that most of that

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money should eventually show up, assuming taxpayers can pay what they owe come summer. And because those income tax collections reflect the robust economic activity that took place in 2019, they shouldn’t be affected by the current economic downturn. So while the state’s General Fund revenue is projected to be short $202 million this fiscal year, $140 million of it is expected to arrive by July. The other $62 million may be lost for good, due to shortfalls in other taxes that feed into the General Fund, such as those on rooms and meals. The Scott administration recently gave retailers, restaurants, hotels and other businesses a two-month reprieve on the sales and use taxes and the rooms and meals taxes they remit each month. “The idea was to give these guys a break,” Greshin explained. But because those revenue sources reflect current recent economic activity

— much of which has ground to a halt — it’s unlikely to amount to a lot when it finally arrives. Furthermore, many establishments that owe the state money might not be able to pay up when it’s finally due. “I think that it’s an open question as to whether we’ll be able to actually collect all that money,” senior fiscal analyst Mark Perrault told legislators last week.

Getting Schooled

That could prove especially problematic for the state’s Education Fund, which is partially funded by sales and use taxes. “The only thing people are buying right now are groceries, and groceries aren’t subject to the sales tax,” said Rep. Janet Ancel (D-Calais), who chairs the House Ways and Means Committee. “So we are looking at really a pretty severe drop in sales tax revenue — and we don’t know how long it will last.” The state’s Education Fund, which does not include the local property tax payments that also go to schools, was expected to bring in $558 million this year. In recent weeks, according to the Joint Fiscal Office’s latest projections, a quarter of that — or $142 million — has disappeared. “Basically, the Education Fund is insolvent at this point,” Perrault said last week. And just because schools are closed for the rest of the year doesn’t mean they’re spending less money. “If anything, this new world will cost them the same or more,” Ancel said. Meanwhile, most school districts have already signed off on budgets for the next fiscal year, and those have added another $73 million worth of spending. “They were passed in another financial world,” Cummings said. Lawmakers are also worried that many

In ordinary times, the legislature sends the governor a budget in May and then adjourns for the year. When lawmakers return the next January — halfway through the fiscal year — they pass a “budget adjustment act” that accounts for any changes in revenue or spending needs. These being no ordinary times, the Scott administration and legislative leaders are now preparing for a second budget adjustment act that would address the problems caused by the pandemic. It could come up for a vote later this month or early next month, they say, and would only address the current fiscal year. According to Greshin, the revised budget could be balanced by cutting spending, making use of the new federal funding and tapping the state’s four reserve funds, which currently hold $228 million. “I’m proud to say that Vermont is in much better shape than most other states,” Greshin said. “We do have full reserves. We do have the ability to plug holes.” Ashe, the Senate president, said he believes now is an appropriate time to draw them down, but he argues that it’s not without cost. “If you use all the reserves, then they’re gone,” he said. “And you have to replenish them.”

One Step at a Time

Sen. Jane Kitchel (D-Caledonia), who chairs the Senate Appropriations Committee, normally spends the month of April ironing out the next year’s budget. For the time being, her committee isn’t even meeting. “I could spend a lot of time raising questions only to be told, ‘I don’t know that yet,’” she said. “We need to exercise patience to get the answers we need to make decisions.” Given how challenging it is to anticipate what next week will bring, nobody in state government appears eager to begin work on next year’s budget. “Until we’re all the way through the surge and well back down the back side of it, we won’t understand the impact on the state budget or household budgets,” said Johnson, the House speaker. For that reason, lawmakers are now expecting to pass a short-term budget that

would cover only the first few months of the fiscal year that begins July 1. Rather than adjourn for the biennium, they would return over the summer or fall to complete the rest of the budget. For now, according to Cummings, “There’s just too much up in the air.”

Pensions Will Be Paid

The good news, according to Treasurer Beth Pearce, is that the state has enough money — at least for now — to pay its bills. Throughout the year, the state’s cash position ebbs and flows as revenue comes in and payments are made. The next big outlay is scheduled for April 30, when the state is set to distribute $130 million to school districts. “We will be paying that on time and without disruption,” Pearce said. To provide an additional backstop, Pearce is calling on the legislature to extend the period during which she can borrow from restricted state funds to make payments. “It’s like borrowing from yourself,” she said. “It’s cheaper than going out for a line of credit.” Pearce also oversees pension funds for state workers, teachers and municipal employees. Those were worth $4.6 billion at the end of the February — before the stock market tanked. The treasurer said she hasn’t yet received an end-of-March update. “They’re gonna take some hits, and there’s gonna be some volatility in the markets continuing,” she said. “But we’re long-term investors. We see things in a 30-year horizon. We have more than enough money, I want to assure retirees, to pay retirement bills.”

‘Stay Tuned’

Though Toll and her colleagues on the House Appropriations Committee are no longer working into the night at the Statehouse, they’re continuing to meet — now using Zoom’s videoconferencing platform. “There’s a learning curve,” she said. “My kids hear us talking and say, ‘You’re such boomers!’” The committee is also doing a lot of waiting — for clarity from the state economists and for marching orders from legislative leadership. “We’re on hold at this point,” she said. According to Johnson, they may stay on hold for some time. “Stay tuned,” she said. “It’s going to be a long process and not an easy one.” m Disclosure: Tim Ashe is the domestic partner of Seven Days publisher and coeditor Paula Routly. Find our conflict-of-interest policy at sevendaysvt.com/disclosure. Contact: paul@sevendaysvt.com

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As Markets Dry Up, Some Vermont Dairies Are Dumping Milk BY K E VI N MCCALLUM

Vermont dairies, already ailing before the coronavirus outbreak, are being forced to dump milk as markets for their products evaporate and prices plummet. “In short, it’s not pretty,” Anson Tebbetts, Vermont’s agriculture secretary, told lawmakers last Thursday. Shuttered restaurants and empty schools are sending demand for milk and cheese plunging, and wholesale prices are not expected to hit bottom before summer. Some dairy farmers in Vermont are disposing of milk because there is nowhere to take it as the supply chain backs up, according to Dairy Farmers of America, which merged with the St. Albans Cooperative Creamery last year. “Yes, it is happening in Vermont, “ DFA spokesperson Kim O’Brien said. “No one wants to ask a farmer to do this, but we’re all working under really crazy circumstances that are out of our control.” Mike St. Pierre, who hauls milk throughout the northwest corner of the state, said he’s dumped some of his own milk due to a backlog at the St. Albans creamery, but nothing like his nephew’s huge 5,000-head farm. “Instead of bringing it to the co-op, they dump a couple loads a day right in the manure pit,” St. Pierre said last Friday. The co-op is doing something similar. It’s taking delivery of whole milk, removing the cream, and then dumping five or six loads a day of the remaining skim milk in area pits, he said. The state’s signature industry finds itself acutely vulnerable to the economic malaise the pandemic is spreading. A recent survey of 64 Vermont agricultural businesses showed that 9 percent had closed since March 19, while another 43 percent had partially shut down. All told, the businesses reported losing $8.2 million over just 11 days, Tebbetts said. Dairy represents about 70 percent of the state’s agricultural output, and its outlook is particularly grim. The state’s 654 remaining dairy farmers are facing “dramatic” price drops in the coming months, he said. “We’re really concerned about every single dairy farmer in Vermont,” Tebbetts said. m Contact: kevin@sevendaysvt.com

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UNEMPLOYMENT ABCS Vermont benefits: Employees who lose their job can get up to $513 a week for 26 weeks. Benefits are calculated by taking the total wages paid in the two highest recent quarters and dividing that amount by 45. Eligible workers are traditionally those laid off at no fault from jobs that require a W-2 form. The Scott administration has expanded the criteria to cover people who leave their jobs for reasons related to the virus, such as becoming ill or caring for a loved one. The federal bailout package: It extends state unemployment benefits an additional 13 weeks, including for those who have already exhausted previous claims. It also allows people who are self-employed, such as independent contractors and small business owners, to claim benefits. It adds $600 a week through July for anyone on unemployment, meaning someone who earns the maximum state payout would receive $1,113 each week.

center will likely experience another surge. Harrington, the interim commissioner, said he’s expecting “tens of thousands” of claims from self-employed and independent contractors. One of those expecting to file is Erin Badman, who runs her own cleaning business in Addison County. All of Badman’s clients have canceled in the last few weeks, and though most have still paid her for her regular shift, Badman said she’s not sure how long their generosity will last. The single mother of four has tried to stay optimistic despite the “massive anxiety” that comes from not knowing how long her savings will last. While she has some money squirrelled away to help her get by in the short term, she had hoped to use that money to finally buy a house. “Now it’s going to dwindle away, and I have to start all over,” she said. “But I guess it’s better than not having it.” m Disclosure: Tim Ashe is the domestic partner of Seven Days publisher and coeditor Paula Routly. Find our conflict-of-interest policy at sevendaysvt.com/disclosure. Contact: colin@sevendaysvt.com

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1954-2020 SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT. She gave everything her all, and she gave us everything. On Tuesday, March 31, Elizabeth White was unfairly taken from her family after an extended battle against lymphoma and hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis (HLH). We are heartbroken. She was “Mrs. White” to the hundreds of kids at Rick Marcotte Central School, “Grammy” to her six grandchildren, “Gabby” to her many extended family members, and just “Mom” to her three kids who loved her. My mother was an extraordinary person. The first to volunteer, the first to bake, the first to donate. She never ran out of gifts to share — be it food, care, time or one of her amazing quilts. She delighted in teaching kids and adults alike to sew, hosting summer camps and one-on-one sessions in her basement. Even while she was undergoing treatment, she still churned out quilts to donate and made sure that each of the grandkids had a “big kid” quilt to grow into. I will miss her stream-ofconsciousness emails and texts — completely without punctuation — that would

leave me scratching my head about what she meant while turning to her “other” daughter Jennifer for a second opinion. She leaves behind her husband, Roger, of South Burlington, Vt; daughter Bethani and granddaughter Steele of Kentucky; son Tim and his wife, Kelsey, and their children Rylie, Aubree and Felix in Florida; and son Nick and his wife, Jamie, and their kids Easton and Bailey in Wisconsin. Mom was the baby — two brothers, George and JW Waddell, along with sisters Anna Monahan and Eileen Curran, remember her. Her parents, AB and Rita Waddell, preceded her in death. We have her quilts, so we don’t really need flowers, and all of us, except maybe Nick, are full. Here are a few things you can do to honor Gabby: - Plant something. Mom loved lilacs and peonies.

- Learn to sew, and then teach someone else. - Read to a child. - Use your talent (whatever it is) to make someone else feel special. - Register to be an organ and tissue donor. - Donate blood or platelets — be a literal lifesaver. Use the hashtag #SleevesUp4Gabby or pledge your donation here: sleevesup.redcrossblood.org/campaign/savemore-people-like-gabby. - Donate to the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute in her name; help us end cancer: jimmyfund.org/gift. We are tentatively planning a celebration of life for her birthday weekend (September 27) when we are hopefully finished social distancing. In the meantime, curl up in the quilt she made you — and stay home! Sister, 65 years. Wife, 45 years. Mother, 43 years. Grammy, six years. Friend and fighter, always. #FCancer

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Fate whispers to the warrior, ‘You can not withstand the storm.’ The warrior whispers back, ‘I am the storm.’

WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER This is a moment that will define us. We can string up one set of lights, shining for a few hours each evening, as a symbol of our community solidarity and hope. Thank you to everyone who is working to keep things going in these trying times.

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Endgame Lisa Mancini, self-published, 260 pages. $17.

Like, this week my editorial is about hate groups and her article will be about the increase of hate crimes since Trump was elected.

Five Newish Books by Vermont Authors B Y CHELSEA ED GAR, PA MEL A P O LSTON & K R I STEN R AV I N

even Days writers can’t possibly read, much less review, all the books that arrive in a steady stream by post, email and, in one memorable case, a cete of badgers. So this monthly feature is our way of introducing you to a handful of books by Vermont authors. To do that, we contextualize each book just a little and quote a single representative sentence from, yes, page 32. Inclusion here implies neither approval nor derision on our part, but simply: Here are a bunch of books, arranged alphabetically by authors’ names, that Seven Days readers might like to know about.

Screw Your Wedding: A Candid Guide to Wedding Planning by a Jaded Event Planner Samantha E. Bellinger, Onion River Press, 220 pages. $17.99.

Forewarning: While it is delicious, buttercream has a tendency to melt in extreme heat. With more than 10 years of experience planning events, SAMANTHA E. BELLINGER has a strategy for just about everything when it comes to preparing for a matrimonial celebration. In this no-frills how-to guide published last summer, the 620 Events owner shares her nine-step formula for helping couples plan their wedding with calm and confidence. She parcels the behemoth task into manageable steps — think setting a budget, determining the date and creating a day-of timeline. Helpful tools such as a script for speaking with vendor reps, an email template to use when inquiring about a cake, and a glossary of linens (would you prefer your overlay with or without ruching?) are designed to help the betrothed make the best choices for themselves and their guests. With a conversational tone, stepby-step instructions and humorous anecdotes, Bellinger has crafted an approachable and realistic guide to planning the big day. K.R.

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Endgame is Vermont author LISA MANCINI’s fourth installment in her Freya Barrett mystery series. As the title suggests, chess figures into the story and serves as a metaphor for the cat-and-mouse drama with Freya’s deranged stalker. But Agatha Falls (barely disguised Rutland), where Freya is a college student, newspaper columnist, mystery writer and preternatural sleuth, is beset with yet another, ripped-from-the-headlines crime: a white nationalist demonstration that erupts in violence. Though Endgame is fiction, Mancini allows her characters a loathing for real-life President Donald Trump, and an epilogue tacked on to the story allows one “Avenging Angel” an interesting opportunity for retribution. Freya is a veritable Nancy Drew for the 21st century, and the author has an innate feel for the page-turner genre. If the series continues, however, one hopes that the fundamentals of syntax, punctuation and spelling get as much consideration as plot twists. P.P.

Healing Lyme Beyond Antibiotics: A Personal Account of Winning the Battle Against Lyme Disease Isabella S. Oehry, Balboa Press, 162 pages. $12.99

Blood from other animals is the only item on the ticks’ menu. is not a medical doctor. A disclaimer at the start of Healing Lyme Beyond Antibiotics, published in December, states that the book is not meant as medical advice but as a personal account of Oehry’s experience seeking treatment for the tick-borne illness. The author, an avid outdoorsperson who describes her love of climbing, biking, hiking and trail running, was diagnosed with Lyme disease in 2016. After what she describes as unsuccessful treatment with antibiotics, she went searching for a natural path to recovery. A summary of Oehry’s own journey gives way to a rundown of ticks and Lyme-causing bacteria, as well as treatment options ranging from medicinal plants to hyperbaric oxygen therapy. Oehry’s education is in business, management information systems and psychology. Though the coronavirus era may not be an opportune moment to question medical science, her book is a resource for those seeking alternative perspectives. ISABELLA S. OEHRY

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Coffee Grounds for the Worm Bin Glenn Reed, Onion River Press, 110 pages. $12.99

We keep pointing, but / her eyes are tired / done with squinting at / each signature from 85 years, like / old curled and yellowed notes, wanting / the dresser drawers to shut and be / content with paperbacks at the coffee table… The thing being pointed at is an eagle, drafting majestically above Washington’s Skagit River, but the would-be bird-watcher has already seen enough. Each of the 46 poems in GLENN REED’s Coffee Grounds for the Worm Bin seems to gesture insistently at something — the creep of daylight through a pile of dirty laundry on a hungover morning, a swirl of hair clippings on a barbershop floor, the way adolescent boys disappear into their clothes. Reed, a Rutland-based writer and disability advocate, gathers his poems from his physical and existential meanderings: This collection, his first, which was published last summer, begins with ruminations on the trees of his childhood (i.e., “Dogwood Tree (at age 4),” “Crabapple Tree (at age 6)”) and concludes with a quizzical pondering of late middle age. In the book’s penultimate poem, “Deja View: In the Trinity Alps, California,” he muses wistfully over the vistas of his past: “now to drink / of these distant spaces / now to ponder / of where i once left such thoughts / hanging on a crescent moon, perched / on another sky.” With whimsical nostalgia and a nearly encyclopaedic grasp of all the flora and fauna between Vermont and the Pacific Northwest, Reed offers a satisfying, sensual — but mercifully not olfactory — rummage through the worm bin of his life. C. E.

Time Is Always Now Rebecca Starks, Able Muse Press, 116 pages. $19.95

But his is the page I fall open to / in this book of coming out into the light. In her debut collection, Time Is Always Now, Richmond poet REBECCA STARKS touches on the topics of aging, relationships, nature and postpartum life. However, of the book’s 36 poems, those that make the strongest impression tackle some of the hardest-hitting issues of the day. “Poem of Our Climate” looks at the climate crisis; “Post-Patriotic Ode to Town Meeting Day” examines the challenges of making meaningful change in democracy; and “Open Carry” questions current gun policies. In the last, Starks replaces the idea of guns with umbrellas to illuminate the absurdity of carrying firearms in places such as nightclubs and elementary schools. “What if umbrellas don’t keep you dry, / people do, and are broken trying?” she asks. Whether she’s musing on her relationship with social media, considering the future of the country or describing the state’s mud-season driving conditions, Starks pens vivid and thoughtprovoking stanzas that leave a lasting impression.

Experience Vermont’s art and culture, virtually. Vermont Art Online is a resource that lets families, students, educators, and the public enjoy Vermont’s museums and galleries from the comfort and safety of their own homes. Virtual Exhibits: Enter art, history, and science museums across the state, interact with spaces and exhibitions, and click on objects for deeper exploration. Art at Home: Discover at-home activities from Vermont arts institutions to share with your family or students.

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arts news Thing, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Sgt. Rock. Among his own numerous comics and graphic novels are Heartburst, Brat Pack, The One, Can’t Get No, The Big Lie and Army@Love. Veitch has also long journaled and drawn his dreams, turning his fascination into the 1990s series Rare Bit Fiends. Though that publishing venture “ran out of gas in 1996,” the cartoonist said he is now creating a new issue. The purpose of dreams “is trying to keep the conscious mind stable,” he said. Veitch noted that dream working, beginning during a depressed period in his early twenties, set him on his productive path. “I really pulled my life together,” he recalled. “Pretty soon I got a grant [to go to] school. It helped to reboot myself.” Veitch reiterated that history in a Q&A Thursday with CCS faculty member STEPHEN BISSETTE. A fellow Vermonter, Bissette attended the Kubert School at the same time, and later worked with Veitch at Swamp Thing. The livestream ceremony, capably and hilariously hosted by cartoonist and CCS faculty member LUKE KRUGER-HOWARD, also featured remarks by Bechdel, Koren and Ollie, each from their socially distant quarters. About a decade ago, Veitch launched Eureka Comics, which creates cartoons for corporate and educationbased clients, including textbook publishers. “They’re more open than ever to using comics,” he said in the phone interview. “A well-drawn comic — you can’t not read it. It engages at an emotional level. And you can get complex information across more simply.” Asked what he expected to do as cartoonist laureate, Veitch didn’t hesitate to suggest advocacy for supporting education — including in the arts. The federal job-training grant he received to attend Kubert made a huge difference in his life, he said. And he became not only a successful cartoonist but a tax-paying citizen. “I would like our legislatures to think along those lines — to pay kids to go to school,” Veitch said. “It’s crazy to go to school and graduate 50, 60, 100 thousand dollars in debt. It’s madness. We have to invest in our kids.” That worthy mission might require moving mountains. But the staggering amount of student debt in the U.S. is certainly one of the financial crises underscored by the present pandemic. So perhaps Veitch’s ideas will find some traction — after it’s safe to go outdoors. Meantime, he might discover the same joy in being the cartoonist laureate that Bechdel explained in an email to Seven Days: “It’s given me a really profound feeling of being included, of being part of this state,” she wrote. “I love Vermont so much, and to get this kind of official recognition by the place that has become my home is very, very gratifying.” Asked why Vermont should even have a cartoonist laureate, Bechdel replied, “Why should poets have all the fun? Besides, we have an unusually high rate of cartoonists per capita here. I think because of the topography — all these remote dells and hollows create the perfect habitat.” In tiny West Townshend, Veitch would no doubt agree.

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A Virtual Welcome Rick Veitch becomes new Vermont cartoonist laureate B Y PAMEL A PO LSTO N

ast Thursday, April 2, outgoing Vermont cartoon- genre work for the big superhero companies, his own ist laureate ALISON BECHDEL officially passed the creator-owned graphic novels, educational comics, and laurels to West Townshend resident RICK VEITCH. explorations into the subconscious that would make the He is the fourth, following Bechdel, EDWARD KOREN great Winsor McCay proud,” he wrote, referring to the and JAMES KOCHALKA. early 20th-century cartoonist and But Veitch was the first cartoonanimator best known for his strip ist laureate to be inaugurated via “Little Nemo.” livestream. The ceremony that “And just like McCay,” Sturm usually takes place in the Vermont added, “Rick’s imagination is RICK VE ITC H Statehouse this time forewent the commensurate with his stunning congratulatory handshake from the craftsmanship.” governor, and the audience — some 50 people Veitch is a native son, born in Bellows Falls in “attendance” — was virtual. in 1951. His first published work was in the Gov. PHIL SCOTT, of course, is battling the Vermont Cynic, the student newspaper at the biggest opponent of not just a career but a University of Vermont. As he explained in a lifetime: the coronavirus pandemic. Even phone call with Seven Days, Veitch had the so, he managed to issue a short message to good fortune to receive funding to attend the Veitch: “Congratulations, Rick. Your honor is Joe Kubert School of Cartoon and Graphic Art well deserved.” in New Jersey. That education, and location, led him to the epicenter of cartooning in New York City. Vermont is the only state to appoint a cartoonist laureate, an idea “concocted,” as Veitch put it, by the Veitch went on to work for, as he put it, “just about CENTER FOR CARTOON STUDIES in White River Junction and everybody” — most notably two giants of the genre, officially sanctioned. The three-year term is honorary, (pre-Disney) Marvel and DC Comics. “I was fortunate aka unpaid. that fantasy and heavy metal were growing,” Veitch said. Fellow cartoonist JAMES STURM is the center’s cofounder, He made enough money, he added, that he could afford along with MICHELLE OLLIE. Sturm explained in an email why to return home and work remotely — which in the preVeitch was selected for the laureate. digital era meant “via FedEx.” “With his roots in underground comics, Rick has Veitch has had roles as an artist and/or writer for some forged a singular career that includes groundbreaking of the iconic characters of the genre, including Swamp

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Major Jackson holding the 2016 Vermont Book Award

Poetic Reach

Major Jackson and colleagues bring verse to a socially distant world BY M ARGARE T GRAYS ON

platform for video readings and interviews called the Social Distance Reading Series. Jackson is the first to admit that a video platform is an imperfect delivery system for a poetry reading. “One has to work really hard to replicate human presence on a computer. There’s something mechanistic about it,” he said. But he also believes it offers an opportunity for new connections between poets and listeners. “Somehow, the work has greater resonance and relevance because it is one lone individual speaking to another,” he said. “I think the curse of isolation is countered by the intimacy that poetry affords us.”

Long before the coronavirus pandemic, Jackson and fellow writers had been meeting in each other’s homes to share work and opportunities. The Vermont School is a relatively new name for this community of artists, convened about 17 years ago. Vermonters and members KERRIN MCCADDEN and PENELOPE CRAY both published new volumes of poetry in the last two months. Jackson’s wife and fellow UVM lecturer, DIDI JACKSON, has a book coming out later this month. Poet ELIZABETH

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is also curating the Green Mountains Review series. “I really am someone who has thrived and grown as a result of community,” Major Jackson said. “Poetry is one of those arts where you commit yourself to a lifetime of growth. It’s more that one enters into a guild, rather than achieving some maestro level. The art is wide. I’m always trying to make it new.” The Absurd Man offers relevant insights for uncertain times. The book’s title is a reference to Albert Camus’ The Myth of Sisyphus, which laments humankind’s endless pursuit of meaning in the face of death. But don’t let that dissuade you. The poetry collection is, as Jackson puts it, “playful, personal and reflective.” “What I’m calling attention to in the book is the fact that writers and artists make work to attempt to answer that question, or at least address [it] … Why are we here? And what does it mean that we’re here on this Earth?” he said. Aesthetically, the book is also a delight. The best part of reading one of Jackson’s poems is that the next word is often a surprise. His tangents reflect enthusiastic observation of the world. The poet nods respectfully to his own style in this excerpt from “I’ve Said Too Much”: POWELL

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am a tributary of something greater,” wrote poet MAJOR JACKSON in his new book, The Absurd Man. The poem, called “Double View of the Adirondacks as Reflected Over Lake Champlain From Waterfront Park,” is about the perspective found in considering the lake and the mountains. But in the age of a pandemic and social distancing, it could just as easily be an ode to community, a reminder of purpose and an answer to the question: What is the point of these sacrifices? Jackson released The Absurd Man, his fifth collection, on February 25. But within a few weeks, as events and readings around the country were canceled, the standard book promotion cycle became untenable. Instead, the poet and professor of English at the University of Vermont is holed up in his home near rural Rochester. He and other Vermont writers are finding ways to share their work and promote new books virtually — and to reach people in a time when Jackson feels they might need poetry most. “I think this is a moment in which poets realize that there is a kind of spiritual service in writing poems and sharing them with people who may not have the imagination or language to understand the significance of this moment,” Jackson said by phone. “For me it represents a kind of maturation of vision to realize that our words help us to realign ourselves with each other.” Jackson’s friend and colleague, UVM professor EMILY BERNARD, launched a virtual book party for The Absurd Man on Facebook, inviting other writers and friends to record themselves reading Jackson’s poems. Bernard had planned to host a book event at her home, but it was canceled due to concerns about gathering in groups. The impact of the coronavirus on the publishing industry and individual writers could be significant. Most of the events, fairs and festivals where books are sold have been canceled. While some bookshops are offering online ordering and curbside service, such measures may not mitigate the impacts of the pandemic. “Writers, maybe more than ever, have to create a presence on social media and on the internet. Some of us were hugely ambivalent about that,” Jackson said. “Today, writers will definitely have to think a little bit more entrepreneurially about their books. I remember when there was even skepticism about authors having web pages.” In addition to encouraging an online presence, Jackson and fellow poets have teamed up with Green Mountains Review, a literary magazine based at Northern Vermont University, to offer another place for writers to promote their work: a

I find it difficult to control my idioms; only ask which direction the wind blows, and I will give you a history of my elms and cottonwoods or my theft of fire. My brain plunders its orchard of speech. A virtual poetry reading can’t match the presence and atmosphere of an in-person one. But if you’re anything like this reporter, you might find yourself enjoying them more often, now that attendance doesn’t require leaving your couch. Open a book of poetry after a long day of phone scrolling, and a set of rusty gears may begin to turn in your head. “A poem is ‘a momentary stay against confusion,’” Jackson said, quoting Robert Frost. “And yet, they are momentary,” he added. “Like Sisyphus, we have to climb that mountain over and over again.” m Contact: margaret@ sevendaysvt.com

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Take Care

Seven self-care items you probably need — and where to buy them locally FILE: LUKE AWTRY

s the COVID-19 pandemic threatens the health of Vermonters and people around the world, it also has serious side effects for small retailers. Under Gov. Phil Scott’s stay-at-home order, all “nonessential” businesses have been forced to shutter their doors, resulting in huge financial losses, as well as devastating reductions in the workforce. But just because retailers aren’t physically open to shoppers right now doesn’t mean many aren’t still operational. Like the rest of us, these stores are adapting to survive: They’re building e-commerce websites, changing their inventory, starting home deliveries and doing curbside pickup. Many are offering free shipping or sales; AroMed Essentials in Montpelier is even throwing in free hand sanitizer when you phone in a purchase. Now more than ever, it matters where you spend your money. If Vermonters want their downtowns to be as vibrant when the pandemic is over, said Delaney Shea, a manager of Slate, “then we hope that they support us right now, because this is when we really need it.” Her Burlington home goods store, which typically benefits from Church Street foot traffic, has struggled to reach customers since its doors closed and has had to reduce its staff by about three-quarters. “Rather than buying a candle on Amazon, [shoppers] can buy a candle from us, and we’ll be here when it’s over,” Shea continued. “It’s really important that people think of their neighbors right now.” That seems to be happening in Hardwick, where Galaxy Bookshop is open for shipping and curbside pickup. “When we decided we were going to close the doors,” said co-owner Sandy Scott, “it was scary, and we worried that we wouldn’t have any sales coming in. But people are continuing to buy from us. They’re saying, ‘I’m so glad you’re there; thank you for being there.’ They’re saying, ‘I want you to be there when this is all over.’” If you’re looking to support local retailers and score some useful products at the same time, read on for the first in a weekly “shop local” roundup, each with a different theme. This week’s is self-care, for obvious reasons. If you don’t see your favorite retailer below, seek them out; this list is by no means comprehensive.

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ALSO TRY: CBD products from AroMed Essentials (aromedessentials.com) in Montpelier or Ceres Natural Remedies ( s h o p.c e re s re m e d i e s.c o m ) , w i t h locations in Burlington, Middlebury and Brattleboro.

THE YERBARY MASTER TONIC

Everyone is upping their wellness game right about now. To strengthen immune systems, the Charlotte-based Yerbary concocts a Master Tonic made with onions, garlic, horseradish root, ginger, turmeric, habañero and raw apple cider vinegar. Bold, spicy and tangy, it makes you feel alive. As Yerbary CEO and founder Michaela Grubbs told Seven Days in January, “Especially in Vermont, people are doing what they can to feel better naturally, and they’re realizing that there is a space in between wellness and sickness where we can use food as medicine.” Order at yerbary.com for shipping or free Burlington-area pickup. Also look for it in the supplement aisles at local markets and co-ops. ALSO TRY: Herbal health remedies from Burlington-based Urban Moonshine (urbanmoonshine.com). HOW TO BUY:

WEIGHTED CABLE KNIT THROW

Several lifetimes ago, in February 2018, the New Yorker published a story titled “The Seductive Confinement of a Weighted Blanket in an Anxious Time.” Well, times have only gotten more anxious. If anything can make confinement feel seductive, perhaps it’s a gorgeous cable-knit blanket from Burlington’s Slate, which “offers 10 pounds of pressure, helping to relieve anxiety, insomnia and more.”

Especially if you’re not able to get all the hugs you need in this era of social distancing, consider being smooshed by this blankie instead. Order at slatehome.co or call 540-6850; free local delivery within Chittenden County. Spend $75 and Slate will send a free thank-you kit to the essential worker of your choice. HOW TO BUY:

EXTRA-STRENGTH CBD GUMMIES

Here in Vermont, cannabidiol — aka CBD — comes in many forms, from oils and salves to truffles and kombucha. But these days you might want to reach for the extra-strength stuff. After all, cannabis’ nonpsychoactive sibling can relieve anxiety and depression, promote sleep, reduce pain, and even help with posttraumatic stress disorder. So we all could likely benefit from Upstate Elevator Supply Co.’s 65-milligram gummies, made with hemp grown in Craftsbury. Find ’em through Elevated State VT in Stowe. The watermelon flavor just might make you think of summer. HOW TO BUY: Order at elevatedstatevt.com or

call 253-HEMP for free shipping, curbside pickup or local delivery.

The University of Vermont Health Network recommends journaling to keep calm in a stressful time. Its website even suggests going a step further for catharsis: “Write down a negative emotion, then rip up the piece of paper and toss it away.” Sounds like Wreck This Journal is just what the doctor ordered: The colorful notebook contains DIY prompts for painting, tearing and otherwise “unleashing your creativity,” not to mention your emotions. Find it through the Yankee Bookshop in Woodstock. HOW TO BUY: Order at yankeebookshop. com, call 457-2411 or email info@ yankeebookshop.com for free shipping, contact-free pickup or local front-porch delivery. ALSO TRY: Any journal from a local bookstore, such as Phoenix Books (phoenixbooks.biz) in Essex, Burlington and Rutland, and Bear Pond Books (bearpondbooks.com) in Montpelier.

MINDFUL MATCHA LATTE MIX

When your brain starts spiraling, it can be helpful to practice mindfulness — the art of acknowledging and accepting your thoughts and feelings while shifting focus to the present moment. Burlington-based Tomgirl Kitchen offers a DIY organic matcha latte mix to “plant the seeds of meditation.” It contains “the building blocks of everyday joy”: ceremonial-grade matcha green tea from Middlebury’s Stone Leaf Teahouse, gingko biloba for brain health, and moringa leaf for all eight essential amino acids — plus maple sugar and peppermint. Vibrant and green, the drink is a reminder to pause, breathe and reset. HOW TO BUY: Order at tomgirl-102717.square.

site for free local delivery or pickup. ALSO TRY: Calming teas such as chamomile from Vermont Artisan Coffee & Tea Co. (vtartisan.com) in Waterbury Center.

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SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK

Need some screen-free time? Social distancers have been turning to puzzles, board games, knitting and, yes, adult coloring books to unwind. You’ll never get an alarming news blast or pop-up ad while working on these analog activities, but you may get an hour or two of engrossing entertainment and stress relief. We like the attitude of the F*ck Off, I’m Coloring! book, available through Hardwick’s Galaxy Bookshop. It contains 40 detailed designs of “wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words.”

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Order at galaxybookshop. indielite.org or call 472-5533 for shipping or curbside pickup. ALSO TRY: Any coloring book from a local bookstore, such as the Flying Pig Bookstore (flyingpigbooks.com) in Shelburne and Next Chapter Bookstore (nextchapterbooksvt.indielite.org) in Barre. HOW TO BUY:

HAND SANITIZER

Obviously, the most important aspect of self-care is staying safe and protecting yourself, and others, from the coronavirus — and that requires a lot of hand sanitizing. Montpelier’s Caledonia Spirits has produced more than 1,200 gallons of Barr Hill Hand Sanitizer for health care workers at the front lines of the fight against COVID-19: first responders, nurses and doctors. They continue to supply the sanitizer to these essential medical professionals, but now they’ve opened orders up to the general public, as well. Order at caledoniaspirits. com for pickup at the distillery (orders may take two to three weeks), or email cleanhands@caledoniaspirits.com. ALSO TRY: Lunaroma (lunaroma.com) in Burlington and Pure Energy Apothecary (pureenergybody.com) in Williston, among others, also carry hand-sanitizing products for personal purchase. m

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Matt Weiner spends every Wednesday morning waiting for a truck full of hot-off-the-press newspapers. Then he helps 18 drivers load up their vehicles with carefully counted stacks of Seven Days. Setting off in different directions, the group delivers a total of 35,000 papers to more than a thousand locations, from Plattsburgh, N.Y., to St. Johnsbury, White River Junction to Rutland. Weiner, 36, manages the distribution end of things at Seven Days. The South Burlington native started in circulation while he was a student at the University of Vermont. He had a paper route through all four years of college and, after graduation, parlayed that into a deputy director position. Six years ago, the sociology major took over the top job, which he embraces with cheerful gusto. There’s a lot of hard work involved in delivering so many newspapers in one day to three-quarters of Vermont: vetting and managing the drivers, many of whom are musicians; keeping track of “returns,” which we report to an auditor; mailing subscription copies; communicating with stores that want to carry Seven Days or any of the company’s seven other free publications. On Fridays, Matt goes out to some of the most popular pickup spots to monitor supply and demand. He restocks, straightens up and checks in with the people who make Seven Days available to readers. Witnessing the paper’s weekly assembly is “fascinating,” says Matt, who notes that his role in the relay is getting the finished product out to the people. “Sure, it can be a ton of pressure at times, but I love the feeling of overcoming the challenges,” he said. The biggest to date has been distributing the paper during the coronavirus pandemic. “Our readers, who we’re fighting to keep informed, have been so appreciative. That’s the rewarding side,” Matt says. “They are what keeps us motivated to go back out there.”

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A VERMONT CABBIE’S REAR VIEW BY JERNIGAN PONTIAC

The Trickle

ne by one, my existing airport bookings had canceled, transforming my once-reassuring wall calendar (yes, I’m that old-school) into a sad display of big red X’s. Certainly, no new reservations were on the horizon. Not in this environment. The next blow: My restaurant fares began to dry up as people got hip to the danger of public gatherings. Movie, performance and club outings quickly followed suit. Fortunately, I still had my loyal stable of daily drinkers. Thank goodness for them, I remember thinking. The only way they’ll quit going out is when the doors to the bars are nailed shut. OK, that happened. By order of Gov. Scott, every bar in the state was shuttered as of 2 p.m. on March 17. (That the onset of this ban coincided with Saint Patrick’s Day was a cruel irony not lost on my barroom habitués.) And with that, I and every other cabbie, along with assorted Uberistas and Lyftites, were essentially … well, I believe “screwed” is the technical term. In this we were not alone, having been joined by a long list of our fellow citizens, primarily — though not exclusively — blue-collar types for whom “working remotely” is a nonstarter. So, my normally brisk flow of business has been reduced to a trickle. I still get the occasional supermarket or doctor trip for a carless customer. Also, through the years, I’ve developed relationships with various local social service agencies that call on me to transport their clients. So, thankfully, I’m still getting a few of those runs, as well. By nature, I tend to embrace risk and roll the dice. But I’m not foolhardy. It took me a while, but once I grasped the dire

threat posed by COVID-19, I took protective measures to lessen the danger for all concerned. I removed the middle row of seating in my minivan, directing all passengers to the side sliding door and the bench seat in the way back. Which means no more folks riding shotgun until this is all over. For a gabby guy like me, this is no minor change. I’m, like, half deaf on a good day, so now all conversations with my customers are carried on at a near yell.

the familiar click signaled his success. “I figured it out.” Within minutes we were cruising south on the highway. The deciduous trees marking the landscape were on the cusp of budding out, the prelude to their seasonal transformation into the boundless greenery from which Vermont takes its nickname: the Green Mountain State. Normally, this is the time of year — the nascent spring — I find most thrilling, and it’s been known to awaken the sleeping

IT TOOK SELF-CONTROL NOT TO

OFFER HIM THE SEAT NEXT TO ME. Also, by hook or by crook, I managed to acquire large-count boxes of both latex gloves and medical-grade wipes. I’m still figuring out the most effective way to deploy these two products, but I’m getting there. When I picked up Donald Dickenson, an older gentleman living in a Franklin County schoolhouse converted into apartments, it took self-control not to offer him the seat next to me. He waved off my apology, saying, “Hey, I understand,” as he made his way into the rear seat and settled in. My mission: drive him to a doctor’s appointment in Burlington. “What’s with these seat belts?” he asked just as I was about to shift into drive. “I can’t seem to get mine hooked up.” “Jeez, Don — I don’t know. Until this whole thing, folks rarely sat in those rear seats.” Unsnapping my own belt, I offered, “Lemme come back there and see what—” “Nope, never mind,” he interrupted, as

poet in me. Not this year, though. As the virus went viral, it put the damper on my sense of wonder and on most of life’s carefree pleasures. At that moment, driving with Don on Interstate 89, I first had this thought: Everyone, including me, is going to have to consciously fight to maintain some measure of joy during this grim new reality. “So, Don,” I bellowed over my right shoulder, “how’s life in the schoolhouse?” “Not bad,” he replied. “It’s mostly older women, so I’m quite popular.” “Could ya speak up a little? Sorry about that.” “Not a problem, brother,” he said, speaking louder. “How’s this?” “Perfect,” I replied. “Hey, it’s just nice to be out of my apartment talking to another human being, if you know what I mean.” “I do,” I said, chuckling. “So, are you a Vermonter by birth, Don?”

“Look at me,” he replied with a laugh. “What do you think?” “Hey, I make no assumptions,” I said, laughing along with him. “There are black folks who were born in Vermont.” “Sure, but a 74-year-old black man in Swanton? Really, what are the odds?” “OK, I suppose you’re right. So, when did you land in Vermont?” “Well, I was born and raised up in St. Louis,” he began. “My father was a World War II vet. He was a decorated sniper, one of the very few black men to get the opportunity to do that…” What followed was the story of Don’s life. It stretched from civil-rights-era St. Louis to an engineering job in the Pacific Northwest to meeting the love of his life — a fifth-generation Vermont girl — and settling down on her family’s dairy farm to raise a daughter. That daughter is now in a prestigious Boston medical school and about to be deployed to care for COVID-19 patients. She calls him every day. Don is worried about her but proud as can be. He relayed the entire story to me at 150 percent normal volume, never faltering. I received every word as the gift that it was. Come hell or high water or pandemics, it seems we humans will keep telling our stories to one another. It could be that storytelling is a biological imperative, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it also boosted our immune systems. m All these stories are true, though names and locations may be altered to protect privacy.

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The Power of Social Distancing

COVID-19 FAQ’s

How staying home slows the spread Did you know that one person who has COVID-19 can spread the virus to 406 people in 30 days — and someone who is sick with no symptoms can still spread this highly contagious virus? Nearly everyone will get COVID-19 at some point. So it’s unlikely that anything will completely stop it, which is why slowing it down is so critical.

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How staying home flattens the curve Stretching out the rate of infection over time so that hospitals can keep up, providing respirators and other critical resources that are a matter of life and death for people at high risk; older members of our community, people with compromised immune systems or other health conditions that make them moreSTAY susceptible to infections. HOME. SLOW THE SPREAD.

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HOW SOCIAL DISTANCING SAVES LIVES Without Social Distancing

Tim Lahey, MD, an infectious diseases doctor and professor of medicine at the University of Vermont’s Larner School of Medicine and the University of Vermont Medical Center, offers his take on some of our most pressing questions, as well as some personal perspective.

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• Staying home helps slow the spread of the virus. This protects our community and reduces the burden on health care providers. • If you are outside of your home, keep a social distance of at least 6 feet from any other people. If you have a cough, wear a mask to protect others. • Wash your hands with soap and water for at least 20 seconds. If you can’t wash your hands use a hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol. And keep your hands away from your face. • Unless it is an emergency, if you feel sick or have mild COVID-19 symptoms, please stay at home and contact your doctor by phone or through MyChart. You can also use the CDC’s Coronavirus Self-Checker to review your symptoms. • If you need care, our emergency departments and urgent, specialty and primary care practices are ready to care for you. Video and telephone visits, and in some cases inperson visits, can be arranged.

What kind of precautions do I need to take when I return home from an essential shopping trip? After returning from errands, I wash my hands, I wash vegetables and fruit from the market. Some health care workers, who are highly exposed to the virus on the job, are changing their clothes and shoes outside the home in order to avoid spreading COVID-19 to their families. We don’t know if they need to, although it seems like a reasonable precaution. Similarly, it’s unknown whether the general public, which is far less exposed, needs to take those measures.

Is it safe to eat takeout food? It’s safest to cook your own food at home because you control the cleanliness of food production, and you aren’t coming into contact with other people out in the world. But, if you can’t cook for yourself, or just can’t handle another peanut butter and jelly, take reasonable precautions. Wipe down containers and wash hands after pickup or delivery. Stay at least 6 feet away from other people during pickup and try to stay outside or in well-ventilated spaces. And please, pretty please, don’t get tempted to stay at or near the restaurant to eat with friends. Social distancing is the most important way we can all save a life, right now.

What kind of safety precautions do I need to take with my pet? Can we give coronavirus to each other? The virus that causes COVID-19 (SARS-CoV-2), came from bats, perhaps by way of a pangolin (a scaly anteater). Epidemiologists are still sleuthing in Hubei, China, to learn more. There is no sign that domestic animals can transmit COVID-19, though. Dogs and cats, etc., have surfaces that can be contaminated like any other, and so theoretically they could move the virus from a sick person to someone who is well. As a result, the CDC suggests that people who are sick (with COVID-19 or something else) have healthy people care for pets and to keep the animal away from the sick person so transmission is less likely. We have to be realistic about things like this, though. Dogs and cats may not understand this logic, and we may need some pet affection in a trying time. This gets to an important point: We should take reasonable measures to lower transmission risk, but at a certain point we have to accept the risk will never be zero. We have to find a way to live our lives in the middle of an epidemic. For more answers to your questions from Dr. Lahey and the latest information from the experts at UVM Health Network, go to UVMHealth.org/COVID19-7D SEVEN DAYS APRIL 8-15, 2020

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Investment adviser Dan Cunningham offers tips for staying sane in a financial crisis BY D AN BO L L E S

ot so long ago, the stock market was a common small-talk starter from barstools to locker room benches. “Hey, Bob, how’s your portfolio looking?” you might say as you bellied up for a dirty martini or laced your Nikes for a round of pickleball. Bob would shrug and say something like, “Oh, you know. Up and down. Whaddya gonna do?” Then you’d both chuckle knowingly, secure in the belief that, even amid typical market fluctuations, things were going to be juuuust fine. That, of course, was back in the halcyon days — let’s call them “February” — when you and Bob could still hit the gym or the Thirsty Moose. Then came the coronavirus pandemic, banishing people to their homes, shuttering businesses, and tanking the economy and financial markets along the way. Now, for poor Bob and millions of Americans with a vested interest in investments, the Dow, Nasdaq and S&P 500 have basically become four-letter words. But just because your 401k suddenly looks more like 41K, there’s no need to 34

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panic. OK, maybe panic for, like, a minute or two, but then take a deep breath — not around other people — and try to relax. Then, call your financial adviser. This is what you pay them for, after all. Though hopefully you don’t pay them too much. “You don’t want the financial people walking off with your money,” said Dan Cunningham, who is, actually, a financial person. “And they will do that very quickly if you’re not careful.” Cunningham is the Princeton University-educated founder of One Day in July, an investment advisory firm with offices in Vermont, New Hampshire and Maryland specializing in financial planning that minimizes fees. He recently spoke with Seven Days to share some general tips and strategies for staying sane in the face of increasingly gloomy financial forecasts. (Note: Everyone’s financial situation is different. So, while Cunningham’s tips are generally helpful for keeping a level head in trying times, none of what follows should be taken as actionable

financial advice. For that, consult your own adviser.) Step one, said Cunningham: Turn off CNBC. The worst thing you can do in any crisis, including financial ones, is make rash decisions based on fear. Cunningham urged ignoring financial news and paying less attention, not more, to what your investments are doing.

MONEY M EY ISSUE “Some of our wealthiest clients are people that haven’t opened their statements in years because they’re not tempted to try to outguess the market,” he said. Cunningham cautioned that going cold turkey isn’t easy, especially for financial news junkies who are now cooped up inside. He suggested trying to go a week

without tuning into “Marketplace” or “Mad Money” or looking at your stock market app. Then aim for two weeks. “A lot of people report back that it’s really freeing,” Cunningham said. “It’s really hard, almost like breaking an addiction. But it’s amazing how that can help psychologically at a time like this. “Looking at the stock market once a year is plenty,” he continued. “You don’t need to do more.” That’s because there really isn’t anything you can do about the market anyway, which brings us to step two. “The critical thing is to focus on what you can control,” Cunningham said. In a situation that rapidly feels beyond control, that bit of advice might ring shallow at first glance. But there are things within the normal person’s power to manage — namely, financial fees. “It is very common that fees are, in our opinion, too high,” Cunningham explained, “whether that’s from funds or from advisers or brokers themselves.”

“Asset allocation is a huge driver of return,” Cunningham said. Though it seems counterintuitive — maybe even a tad ghoulish — he noted that economic downturns are actually ideal times to invest. “As an investor, you’re trying to buy future cash flow for the cheapest price you

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While you’re stuck at home, Cunningham advises taking a hard look at your financial statements to figure out what you’re paying in fees and how you might lower them. While you’re at it, reexamine your asset allocation to make sure each component of your portfolio is functioning as it should.

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can today,” he explained. “The only way you’re going to be able to do that is when there’s bad news.” That’s because bad news — such as a global pandemic — drives securities prices down. “That’s why people like Warren Buffett have done very well,” Cunningham observed. “They buy securities when they’re on sale and wait for the news to be better.” Of course, few people have Warren Buffett-size pockets. “It’s very easy to say that, but it’s

really tough to do it,” Cunningham admitted, acknowledging the human instinct to run for cover in hard times. “But what you really want to be doing is, on a planned investment program, buying into the assets that now are going to have higher long-term returns,” he continued. “And bad news is what enables you to do that.” So does having a 401k with the proper risk protections baked in. Unfortunately, according to Cunningham, not all such funds are created equally; many come loaded with fees and, worse, substandard protections against downturns. “After 12 years of a bull market, I think a lot of people forgot about risk,” he said. “That’s a really classic error in investment portfolios. Each part of the portfolio should have a purpose, and when the time comes to deliver the purpose, it needs to deliver.” That’s one reason Cunningham generally recommends index funds to his clients over individual stocks. Index funds offer broad exposure to several companies at once, which creates diversification to spread out risk. “Index funds are extremely democratic,” he said. “You do not need to start

out wealthy to become very wealthy by the time you retire.” Nor do you need to have a high-paying job to succeed with index funds, he noted. “You just need to execute certain behaviors over your life well.” Such as, for example, developing the discipline to save money. “A small amount of money saved in your twenties is going to be a large amount in your seventies,” he pointed out. Even so, Cunningham advises managing your expectations, especially in tumultuous times. He suggested looking at your statement today and assuming you have 70 percent of that money. That way, he explained, you’re not surprised by dips, but if you end up with more money, it feels like a bonus. “Reset your expectations in a crisis,” Cunningham said. “It will start to relax you, and you’ll stop worrying about the day to day.” After all, what’s the point of a retirement investment if not to buy some peace of mind? m Contact: dan@sevendaysvt.com

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Money Shot

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Over seven years, photographer Brittany Powell documented the faces of debt B Y M ARG A RET G RAYSON

Self-portrait, “Debt Portrait #99, Middlesex, VT 2020”

ebt doesn’t disappear during a pandemic, and it’s a huge weight on the shoulders of those who carry it — especially if they’ve lost their jobs. Photographer Brittany Powell knows this firsthand from a previous global crisis: the economic collapse in 2008. Living in California at the time, she racked up serious debt as her gigs with clients dried up. Powell decided to return to school for a master’s degree in fine arts, but she knew it would be impossible unless she filed for bankruptcy. So she did. “It was a really stressful time. I was putting groceries on my credit card so I could pay my rent with cash,” Powell said. “I associated a lot of shame with [my debt]. I really equated it to this huge sense of failure.” Today, Powell lives in Middlesex with her husband and baby. She teaches photography at Norwich University and is associate director of the graphic design program at Vermont College of Fine Arts. It’s been seven years since she filed for bankruptcy, so the derogatory mark finally came off her personal financial record this year. During this time, Powell produced the Debt Project, photographing 99 people who were also in debt and recording their stories. The results will be published in a book this fall. 36

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“I had no idea what it would feel like to photograph 99 people,” Powell said, reﬂecting on the project by phone with Seven Days. “Sometimes it was absolutely gut-wrenching … There were numerous occasions where I sat in my car afterward and sobbed, because they were such frustrating situations.”

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The project began with people Powell knew or met through friends. Then she began traveling, placing ads on Craigslist or reaching out to local community organizations. Complete strangers across 18 states invited her into their homes to talk about their personal finances and be photographed. “It was something that people thought about a lot,” Powell said, adding that most participants “had a pretty strong feeling

about what their situation was and why they were in it.” But, she said, “most of the people that volunteered, they were like, ‘I can’t believe I’m doing this.’” Powell discovered a dichotomy in the way people spoke about their debt. Many of them recognized that the economic system was working against them, and in some cases they felt like victims. But they also often blamed themselves, at least somewhat. “It’s definitely a catch-22. In order to obtain a certain kind of financial wealth, you actually have to take on debt,” Powell said. “There’s no other way to move forward in a lot of milestones that we’ve created in this society.” Powell’s project was written up in the Washington Post, USA Today and Slate in 2015, which led more people to reach out to her. She applied for grants to give each participant a small honorarium for their time — $25 to $50 at various stages of the project. “[For] the majority of people, [debt is] a huge weight on their lives. It prevents them from feeling like they can move about the world in a financially free way,” Powell said. “I met people who said that they had decided not to have kids, because they had too much debt.”

The photos themselves show the subjects seated in their living rooms or at dining room tables. The wide-angle shots show part of the living area and some of the person’s possessions: bookshelves, kids’ toys, artwork. In most images, the subject looks directly into the camera. Powell has done a lot of documentary photography in which she was a proverbial ﬂy on the wall, observing people’s lives and chronicling everyday candid moments. But for the Debt Project, she chose to give her subjects some control over the photo, to have some agency in how they were represented. “I wanted people to look empowered and feel empowered,” Powell said. Handwritten notes on debt from the subjects accompany the photos. One woman in Colorado wrote that she had student loan debt for medical school but had to drop out after a head injury. Those medical bills brought her debt total to more than $100,000. A New Hampshire man had the misfortune of graduating law school only to be laid off in the 2000 dot-com bubble crash — and then, after he went back to school, graduating again during the 2009 recession. “Will have this debt for the rest of my life,” he wrote. “I’m 56 now.”

Robert Kuhl, “Debt Portrait #85, Bedford, NH 2020”

Powell spoke to each participant about the potential backlash of putting private financial information into the public sphere. “You’re going to have people say nasty things about you,” Powell warned them. “People have a lot of opinions about it.” That proved true when the project was published on a news website. Powell said

one commenter wrote, “I don’t feel sorry for these people at all. That woman has a really nice couch.” Powell’s ability to make people comfortable speaking about stigmatized topics stemmed from her own experience with debt — which isn’t entirely in the past. Today, she has more debt than before she filed for bankruptcy, a result of graduate

Sierra Hawksley, “Debt Portrait #74, Telluride, CO 2019”

school student loans, car payments and her mortgage. Her 99th subject for the Debt Project? Herself. “After interviewing close to 100 people about their debt, I have a totally different perspective about it,” Powell wrote to accompany the photo. “It doesn’t keep me up at night, though I realize it’s a precarious relationship and things can change in

an instant. I wish our economy functioned differently, but if you can’t beat them, join them, I guess.” m Contact: margaret@sevendaysvt.com

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Our Money, Ourselves Financial therapy helps Vermonters cope with a tanking economy STO RY BY C H E L S E A E D GAR • IL L US TR ATIO N BY S E AN ME TC A L F

ecently a friend admitted that, in a pandemic-anxiety-induced fugue state, she aggressively stocked up on hot sauce. “My afterschool snack was Tabasco on crackers,” she revealed. “Definitely a comfort thing.” Another friend confided that she bought a printer so she could make collages at home: “I don’t even have glue!” she lamented. Yet another confessed to purchasing a pair of Carhartt overalls, in case he found himself having to perform survivalrelated manual labor. The coronavirus crisis has hijacked the economy and our amygdalae, sending us into a fight-or-flight tailspin that brings our dysfunctional relationships with money into embarrassing relief. Collectively, we seem to be seeking utility and comfort in erratic measure, bracing ourselves for some absurdist futurescape in which we chop down a tree for warmth and then decompress with a puzzle and three martinis. “What we’re all looking for right now is a greater sense of control,” said Kathleen Burns Kingsbury, a wealth psychology expert based in Waitsfield. She’s one of Vermont’s two licensed members of the Financial Therapy Association, a national organization of financial and mental health professionals who specialize in the emotional, psychological and interpersonal factors that drive people’s financial behavior. The field of financial therapy first coalesced in the 1990s with the Nazrudin Project, an informal group of financial planners who met annually to explore the connection between the psyche and the wallet. Over the decades since, the movement has attracted a wider, though not exactly mainstream, following: There are more than 86,000 certified financial planners in the country, but only 36 members in the Financial Therapy Association database. But that small figure doesn’t capture the finance industry’s growing awareness of the synergy between emotional and financial well-being. Nor does it account for the philosophy’s early adopters, such as certified financial planner Christine Moriarty of Bristol. Through her company, MoneyPeace, Moriarty has been providing holistic counseling to her clients for almost 30 years. 38

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Moriarty attributes financial therapy’s increased visibility to millennials, for whom the Great Recession of 2007 to ’09 and overwhelming student debt have served as cautionary tales against the perils of fiscal oblivion. “Institutions that never would have thought about this approach before are starting to do it, because the people who are next in line to inherit assets care,” said Moriarty. “If you go to a traditional financial planner, they’ll ask you how much money you have and where it is. And if you tell them you only have $25,000 to invest, they might not even talk to you. In a holistic approach, that first meeting is about your history around money, your mistakes, your goals and dreams. I look at people’s individual roadblocks, what their life encompasses.” Moriarty isn’t a mental health professional, and she doesn’t necessarily

identify with the “therapist” part of the financial therapist label: “I think therapists do therapy, and what we do is look at finances from the perspective of a whole person,” she said. But even the suggestion of catharsis can encourage people to be vulnerable. “If someone thinks of it as therapy, it gets them to be more honest about their struggles,” she explained. Like Moriarty, Kingsbury embraces the idea that financial counseling should address people as whole beings; she was a licensed therapist for 15 years in Quincy, Mass., specializing in body image issues and eating disorders, before she started her wealth psychology business in 2007. Most of her work these days involves virtual speaking engagements, webinars and consulting within the financial services sector, which includes banks, financial planners, stockbrokers and

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C1329 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On March 10, 2020, Winooski School District, filed application number 4C1329 for a project ing the project number generally described as “4C1329.” construction of building fsbo- lynn101619.indd 1 and parking expansions No hearing will be held to the existing Winooski and a permit may be isSchool District campus including driveway, utility, sued unless, on or before stormwater and other site May 4, 2020, a person notifies the Commission of improvements. The an issue or issues requirproject is located at 60 ing the presentation of Normand Street in Winevidence at a hearing, or ooski, Vermont. the Commission sets the matter for a hearing on its The District 4 Environown motion. Any person mental Commission is as defined in 10 V.S.A. § reviewing this applica6085(c)(1) may request tion under Act 250 Rule a hearing. Any hearing 51 - Minor Applications. request must be in writA copy of the application ing to the address below, and proposed permit are must state the criteria or available for review at sub-criteria at issue, why the office listed below. a hearing is required and The application and a what additional evidence draft permit may also be will be presented at the viewed on the Natural hearing. Any hearing Resources Board’s web request by an adjoining site (http://nrb.vermont. property owner or other gov) by clicking on “Act person eligible for party 250 Database” and enter-

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submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law may not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

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owners and other persons to the extent that they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the Act 250 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

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Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent that they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the Act 250 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

21-43 Fletcher Free Library. (a) Purpose. The purpose of this section is to provide a system of standards for use of the Fletcher Free Library to ensure a safe, secure, relaxing, and pleasing environment for all visitors, Library patrons, and staff, while maintaining access to Library materials and facilities in order to promote education, reading, research, and learning. (b) Scope. This section applies to all persons accessing, using, or otherwise located on, at, or within all buildings and interior or exterior grounds controlled or operating by the Fletcher Free Library. (c) Definitions. The following definitions shall apply to this section 21-43: (1) “Commission” means the Library Commission. (2) “Regulated Drug” means any drug as defined in 18 V.S.A. § 4201(29) or any drug prohibited under federal law.

(3) “Library” means the Fletcher Free Library. (4) “Library Resources” means any Library materials, equipment, furniture, fixtures, or buildings located within the Library Premises. (5) “Library Premises” means all buildings, interior portions of buildings, and exterior grounds connected to buildings that are controlled or operated by the Fletcher Free Library. (d) Prohibited Acts - Class A. The following acts are designated as Class A acts that are prohibited on the Library (1) Activities or behavior that may result in injury or harm to any other person, including challenging another person to fight or engaging another person to fight. (2) Directing a specific threat of physical harm against an individual, group of individuals, or property. (3) Engaging in sexual conduct or lewd behavior. (4) Possession, use, selling, or distribution of any Regulated Drug. (5) Destroying, abusing, or damaging Library Resources. (6) Using Library Resources in a manner likely to cause personal injury or injury to other persons or property. (7) Having been found liable for committing a Class B prohibited act 3 or more times in any one calendar year. (e) Prohibited Acts- Class B. The following acts are designated as Class B acts that are prohibited on the Library Premises: (1) Engaging in conduct that unreasonably disrupts or interferes with the normal operation of the Library, or unreasonably disturbs Library staff or patrons, including but not limited to, conduct that involves: (i) the use of abusive, threatening, or harassing language or gestures; (ii) conduct that creates unreasonable noise; (iii) conduct that consists of loud or boisterous physical behavior or talking; or (iv) entering staff-only spaces without permission. (2) Using Library Resources in a manner inconsistent with their intended use. (3) Being under the influence of alcohol or a Regulated Drug. (4) Possessing an open or unsealed container which contains an alcoholic beverage, or consuming or attempting to consume any alcoholic beverage, except as allowed at a Library-approved event. (5) Possessing marijuana unless the person is a registered patient in possession of a valid registration card under the provisions of the State of Vermont Therapeutic Use of Cannabis Act at 18 V.S.A. § 4201, et. seq. (6) Consuming or otherwise using marijuana.

(7) Smoking or vaping any substance of any kind. (8) Having been found liable for a Class C prohibited act 3 or more times in any one calendar year. (f) Prohibited Acts - Class C. The following acts are designated as Class C acts that are prohibited on the Library Premises: (1) Failing to abide by posted Library rules, including rules for: (i) the acceptable use of the Internet and Library computers; (ii) use of personal electronic equipment; (iii) consumption of food or drinks; (iv) use of designated Library facilities; (v) use of restroom facilities; or (vi) personal hygiene. (2) Failing to follow the reasonable direction of Library staff related to a Library rule or policy. (3) Use or preparation of tobacco products, bidis, beedies, or tobacco substitutes as those terms are defined in 7 V.S.A. § 1001. (4) Leaving personal belongings unattended in a manner that interferes with Library staff or other persons on the Library Premises or placing personal belongings on Library Resources in a manner that interferes with Library staff or use of the Library. (5) Interfering with the free passage of Library staff or visitors to the Library. (6) Primarily making use of the Library Premises for sleeping. (g) Prohibited Acts - Class D. The following acts are designated as Class D acts that are prohibited on the Library Premises: (1) Bringing bicycles or other similar modes of transportation inside Library buildings, including, but not limited to, vestibules or covered doorways except that bicycles may be placed on bicycle racks provided in those areas. (2) Bringing animals into Library buildings, with the exception of service animals or animals brought to a Library- approved event where animals are permitted. Animals brought into Library buildings must always remain under the control of the owner and not create a disturbance. (3) Leaving animals tethered or otherwise unattended on the Library Premises. (4) Soliciting, petitioning, or canvassing unless the activity is part of a program in a space designated for or expressly permitting the activity. (5) Taking Library Resources into restrooms. (6) Using roller skates, skateboards, or other similar devices. (7) Leaving children under the age of 9 without the supervision of a person over the age of 16 who is taking an active role in attending to and supervising the child. (8) Entering or remain-

ing in Library buildings without proper footwear or clothing. (9) Storing or using personal materials such as bedrolls, sleeping bags, large bags, or suitcases. (h) Enforcement. Penalties for violations of this section 21-43 shall be as follows: (I) Class A Prohibited Acts. Any person that has committed a Class A prohibited act under this section 21-43 shall have committed a civil offense and be subject to a fine of $300 (with a $250 waiver penalty). The Director of the Library, or designee, is authorized to issue a Vermont municipal complaint for a violation of section21-43(d). (2) Class B Prohibited Acts. Any person that has committed a Class B prohibited act under this section 21-43 shall have committed a civil offense and be subject to a fine of $150 (with a $125 waiver penalty). The Director of the Library, or designee, is authorized to issue a Vermont municipal complaint for a violation of section 21-43(e). (3) Class C Prohibited Acts. Any person that has committed a Class C prohibited act under this section 21-43 shall have committed a civil offense and be subject to a fine of $50 (with a $30 waiver penalty). The Director of the Library , or designee, is authorized to issue a Vermont municipal complaint for a violation of section 2 l-43(f). Failure to correct the prohibited act shall result in dismissal from the Library Premises for the remainder of the day after an opportunity to be heard by the Director of the Library, or designee. (4) Class D Prohibited Acts. Any person that has committed a Class D prohibited act under this section 21-43 will be asked to correct the prohibited conduct immediately. Failure to correct the prohibited act shall result in dismissal from the Library Premises for the remainder of the day after an opportunity to be heard by the Director of the Library, or designee. (i) Trespass. In addition to any other penalties set forth in this section 21-43, the Director of the Library, or designee, may issue a notice of trespass to any person who has committed a Class A or Class B or Class C prohibited act in accordance with this subsection (h). (1) Initial Determination. If the Library Director, or designee, determines that a person has violated subsections (d), (e), or (f) of this section 21-43, the Library Director, or designee, may issue a notice of trespass against that person only after that person has received notice of intent to issue a notice of trespass and has been given the oppor-

tunity to be heard by the Director, or designee, on the grounds for or extent of the notice. If, after giving the person the opportunity to present evidence. the Director, or designee, determines that trespass is still warranted, the Library Director shall issue a notice of trespass to that person, which shall state the prohibited act committed, the date and time the act was committed, the contact information of the person issuing the notice of trespass, the trespass period, the effective date of the trespass notice if not appealed, the consequences of violating the notice of trespass, and information on how to appeal the notice of trespass. The notice of trespass must be hand delivered or sent via first class mail to the last known mailing address. The notice of trespass shall become effective immediately upon issuance. (2) Appeal Procedure. The notice of trespass may be appealed to the Commission by filing a written notice of appeal. The notice of appeal must be received by the Library within 3 business days of issuance of the notice of trespass. The notice of appeal shall set forth the basis for the appeal and include valid contact information, including a mailing and/or email address. Failure to file a timely petition shall constitute a waiver of any right to appeal the notice of trespass. (3) Hearing. Except as otherwise directed by the Commission, the appeal shall be heard within 10 business days following receipt of the appeal. The hearing before the Commission shall be on the record. The Commission shall consider the preponderance of the evidence and the burden of proof is on the Library Director, or designee. The Commission shall render a decision at the conclusion of the hearing and mail a certified copy of the decision to the last known mailing address. The decision of the Commission shall be deemed final and effective upon issuance. (4) Judicial Review. The decision of the Commission may be appealed under Rule 75 of the Vermont Rules of Civil Procedure. (5) Restorative Justice. A person may choose to engage in a restorative justice process with the Burlington Community Justice Center that could adjust the duration of the trespass and the fine. The notice of willingness to engage in the restorative justice process must be communicated to the Library either in person, by phone, electronic mail, or first class mail within 7 business days of issuance of the notice of trespass. (6) Duration. A person

that has committed a Class A prohibited act shall be subject to a notice of trespass for 180 days. A person that has committed a Class B prohibited act shall be subject to a notice of trespass for 60 days. A person that has committed a Class C prohibited act shall be subject to a notice of trespass for 1 day. (j) Protection of Library property; penalties. (1) The city may recover in a civil action damages for detained or damaged Library property, together with costs and reasonable attorney’s fees. Damages may include both delinquent fines and replacement fees. (2) A person who willfully damages or defaces or removes without authorization any recording, book, or object available for public use or loan from the Library shall be fined not more than one hundred dollars ($100.00) for each offense. Each piece of Library material shall be a single offense. 3) A Library patron who detains Library property for more than 90 days after being provided written notice to return the property shall be fined an amount equivalent to the replacement cost of the material wrongfully detained, including the staff time to replace it, up to a maximum of five hundred dollars ($500.00). CITY OF BURLINGTON IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND TWENTY AN ORDINANCE IN RELATION TO COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE ACCESSORY USES AND STRUCTURES ZA #20-02 ORDINANCE 6.06 Sponsor: Office of City Planning, Planning Commission; Ordinance Committee Public Hearing Dates: 03/09/20 First reading: 01/06/20 Referred to: Ordinance Committee Rules suspended and placed in all stages of passage: _ Second reading: 03/09/20 Action: adopted Date: 03/09/20 Signed by Mayor: 03/15/20 Published: 04/08/20 Effective: 04/29/20 It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington as follows: That Appendix A, Comprehensive Development Ordinance, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Section 3.1.2, Zoning Permit Required, subsection (c), Exemptions; Section 4.4.5, Residential Districts, subsection (d) 4, Accessory Residential Structures and U se.s; Section 5 .1.2, Structures, subsection ( d), Accessory

Residential Structures; Section 11.1. 6, Accessory Facilities; Section 131.2, Definitions; and Section 14.8, Glossary, thereof to read as follows: Sec. 3.1.2 Zoning Permit Required Except for that development which is exempt from a permit requirement under Sec. 3 .1.2( c) below, no development may be commenced within the city without a zoning permit issued by the administrative officer including but not limited to the following types of exterior and interior work: (a) - (b) As written. (c) Exemptions The following shall be exempt from the requirements of this Ordinance and shall not be required to obtain a zoning permit: (1) - (12) As written. (13) Seasonal skating rinks. (134) As written. (145) As written. (156) As written. (167) As written. Sec. 4.4.5 Residential Districts (a)- (c) As written. (d) District Specific Regulations: The following regulations are district-specific exceptions, bonuses, and standards unique to the residential districts. They are in addition to, or may modify, city-wide standards as provided in Article 5 of this ordinance and district standards as provided above. 1. - 3. As written. 4. Accessory Residential Structures, Buildings, and Uses An accessory structure, building, and/or use as defined in Article 13 and provided under Sec. 5 .1.1 and 5 .1.2 customarily incidental and subordinate to a principal residential structure, building and/ or use, including but not limited to private garages, carriage houses, barns, storage sheds, tennis courts, swimming pools, cabanas for swimming pools and detached fireplaces may be permitted as follows: A. Accessory Sstructures or buildings shall meet the dimensional requirement set forth in the district in which they are located pursuant to Sec. 4.4.5(b) of this Article and related requirements in Art 5, Part 2; B. Any accessory structure or building that is seventy-five percent (75%) or greater of the ground floor area of the principle principal structure or building shall be subject to the site plan and design review provisions of Art. 3, Part 4 and the applicable standards of Art 6; C. Private garages shall be limited to as many stalls as there are bedrooms in the dwelling to which it is accessory, provided that the ground floor area is less than seventy-five percent (75%) of the ground floor area of the principle

principal structure or building; and, D. The outdoor overnight storage of commercial vehicles not otherwise associated with an approved home occupation or made available for the exclusive use of the residential occupants, or the outdoor storage of more than one unregistered vehicle, shall be prohibited. Any and all vehicles shall be stored in an approved parking space; and,. E. Uncovered play structures, seasonal skating rinks, raised planting beds shall not require a zoning permit. 5. - 7. As written. Sec. 5.1.2 Structures Except as otherwise provided by law or by this ordinance, no structure in any district shall be created, removed or altered except in conformance with the provisions of this Article and the requirements of the district in which such land or structure is located. (a) - (c) As written. (d) Accessory Residential Structures or Buildings: An accessory structure or building customarily incidental and subordinate to a principal residential use, structure, or building shall also be governed by the provisions of Sec. 4.4.5( d) 4. (e) Accessory Nonresidential Structures or Buildings: An accessory structure or building customarily incidental and subordinate to a principal nonresidential use, structure, or building may be permitted subject to the provisions of Article 4 provided the gross floor area of any accessory structure does not exceed five hundred (500) square feet or contain living space. (f) As written. Sec. 11.1.6 Accessory NonResidential Facilities (a) - (b) As written. Sec. 13.1.2 Definitions. For the purpose of this ordinance certain terms and words are herein defined as follows: Unless defined to the contrary in Section 4303 of the Vermont Planning and Development Act as amended, or defined otherwise in this section, definitions contained in the building code of the City of Burlington, Sections 8-2 and 13-1 of the Code of Ordinances, as amended, incorporating the currently adopted edition of the American Insurance Association’s “National Building Code” and the National Fire Protection Association’s “National Fire Code” shall prevail. Additional definitions specifically pertaining to Art. 14 planBTV: Downtown Code can be found in Sec. 14.8, and shall take precedence without limitation

over any duplicative or conflicting definitions of this Article. Accessory Appurtenance, Building, Structure, or Use: A use, or detached building, or structure that: (a) Is located on the same lot as the principal use, structure, or building served; (b) Is clearly incidental to and customarily found in connection with the principal use, structure, or building; and ( c) Is subordinate in area, temporal extent, or purpose to the principal use, structure, or building served, and is not to exceed twenty-five percent (25%) of the gross area or sales of the principal use, structure, or building served. Animal (a) Boarding: An establishment involving any structure, building, land, or combination thereof used, designed, or arranged for the keeping of five (5) or more domestic pets more than three (3) months of age for profit or exchange, inclusive of equines but exclusive of other livestock used for agricultural purposes in areas approved for agricultural uses. The keeping of four (4) or less such animals more than three (3) months of age for personal enjoyment shall not be considered “boarding” for the purposes of this ordinance. (b) Domestic Pet: Any canine, feline, or European ferret (Mustela putorious furo) and such other domestic animals as the Secretary of the Agency of Agriculture, Food and Markets shall establish by rule and that has been bred or raised to live in or about the habitation of humans, and is dependent on people for food and shelter. (c) Livestock: Animals used for food production (including eggs, milk, honey, and meat) or fiber. (d) Grooming: Any establishment where domestic pets are bathed, clipped, or combed for the purpose of enhancing their aesthetic value or health. ( e) Hospitals: An establishment for the care and treatment of the diseases and injuries of animals and where animals may be boarded during their convalescence. (See Veterinarian Office) (f) Kennel: Accessory bBuilding or enclosure for the keeping of domestic pets. (g) Barn or coop: Accessory bBuilding or enclosure for the keeping of livestock. (h) Shelter: A facility used to house or contain stray, homeless, abandoned, or unwanted domestic pets or livestock for the purpose of providing temporary kenneling and finding permanent adoptive homes and that is owned, operated, or

maintained by a public body, an established humane society, animal welfare society, society for the prevention of cruelty to animals, or other nonprofit organization devoted to the welfare, protection, and human treatment of animals. (i) Store, Pet: A retail sales establishment primarily involved in the sale of domestic pets, such as dogs, cats, fish, birds, and reptiles, excluding exotic animals and livestock. Principal Building or Structure The main or primary Building or Structure located on a Lot within which there is conducted any one or more of the Principal Use(s) found on such Lot. Principal Use A main or primary Use accommodated by a Building, Structure, or a Lot. The dominant use or uses to which the premises is devoted and the primary purpose for which the premises exists. Section 14.8: Glossary This Section provides definitions for certain terms found in this Article 14. Additional definitions are to be found in Article 13 of the BCDO. The following terms, as used in this Article 14, shall have the following meanings: Accessory Building: /IL Building that: (1) is located on the same Lot as the Principal Use or Building served; (2) is clearly incidental to and customarily found in connection with the Principal Use or Building; and (3) is subordinate in area, extent, or purpose to the Principal Building served. Accessory Use: use of a Building, Outbuilding, Structure, or Lot allowed pursuant to Section 14.3 and which is subordinate and incidental to and customarily found in association 1, with a Principal Use located within the same lot. Not synonymous with Accessory Dwelling Unit. Principal Building: the main Building on a Lot, usually located toward the Frontage, in which there is conducted any one or more of the Principal Use of such Lot. Principal Use: a main or the Principal Use accommodated by a Building or a Lot. The dominant use or uses to which the premises is devoted and the primary purpose for which the premises exists. Material stricken out deleted. Material underlined added.

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STAFF NURSE (LPN OR RN) VILLAGE CLERK/ ADMINISTRATOR The Village of Rouses Point, NY is seeking a detail-oriented individual to manage the dayto-day operations of the Village on a full-time basis. Duties will include administrative responsibilities plus a variety of duties associated with municipal operations; including but not limited to: grant administration, personnel/human resources (knowledge of civil service a plus), municipal policies and procedures, public relations, supervision of employees, custody of records, resolutions, laws, inactive court documents, attendance of all board meetings (recording of minutes), FOIL requests, union contracts. Qualifications: Bachelor Degree or equivalent experience in administrative and/or municipal operations required. Experience with local, state or federal government operations a plus. This position requires an individual to be a resident of Clinton County and a U.S. Citizen.

Nights & Evenings, Full or Part Time Wake Robin seeks health care staff who are licensed in Vermont to work collaboratively to provide high quality care in a fast paced residential and long-term care environment, while maintaining a strong sense of “home.” We offer an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a dynamic community setting. We continue to offer generous shift differentials: Nights $4.50/hour, and weekends $1.55.

LICENSED NURSING ASSISTANTS Full Time, Part Time, Evenings Wake Robin seeks a dedicated nursing assistant with a strong desire to work within a community of seniors. Wake Robin seeks LNAs licensed in Vermont to provide high quality care in a fast paced residential & long-term care environment, while maintaining a strong sense of “home.“ We offer great benefits, a pristine working environment & an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a dynamic community setting. We continue to offer generous shift differentials; Evenings $2.50/hour, Nights $4.50/hour, and weekends $1.55. Wake Robin offers an excellent compensation and benefits package and an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a dynamic community setting. Interested candidates can send their resumes to hr@wakerobin.com or fill out an application at wakerobin.com/employment. E.O.E.

WE ARE OPEN AND, YES, WE ARE HIRING! We are a premier manufacturer of RFID products. At ASK/PARAGON ID, quality is always paramount and we take great pride in satisfying our customers with the very best products and services we can provide. Currently, the following job opportunities are available at our Essex Junction, Vermont facility:

Manufacturing Systems Integrator This key position will provide technical support by supporting manufacturing hardware and software platforms and applications, and their overall system architecture. The incumbent will also coordinate and drive the development and execution of select customer product requirements into technical data packages by supporting technical exhibits for customer RFP/RFQ/RFI proposals and quotes, as well as create data packages for production on orders won. Bachelor’s Degree in IT or equivalent required, as is experience in one or more of the following program languages: SQL, C++, VisualBasic, PLC programming. Proficiency with encoding preferred, and familiarity with RFID products and services a plus.

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Currently hiring urgently for 2ND AND 3RD shifts Production team members will contribute an excellent work ethic & attention to detail toward the manufacture of quality RFID products & services. Minimum requirements for a position working on our production floor include a high school diploma or equivalent, 1 year previous manufacturing experience, including ability to operate different pieces of equipment and desire to grow in the job, and a strong commitment to achieving excellence in job execution.

Salary and benefits: Salary range is $50,000-$65,000. This is a full-time position with health insurance; paid holidays; vacation, sick and personal time.

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Argue with any-

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19):

Moses did 40 years’ worth of hard work on behalf of his people, delivering them out of slavery in Egypt. Yet God didn’t allow him to enter into the Promised Land. Why? At the end of his travails, he made a minor mistake that angered God beyond reason. Petty? Harsh? Very much so. I’m happy to say that your fate will be very different from Moses’. Some months from now, when your labors bring you to the brink of your own personal version of the Promised Land, not even a small error will prevent you from entering and enjoying it. And what you do in the coming weeks will help ensure that later success.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Built in the third century BC, the Colossus of Rhodes was a monumental statue of the Greek sun god. It stood in the harbor of the island of Rhodes and was called one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. Alas: An earthquake struck the area 54 years after it was finished, knocking it over and smashing it into fragments. Three centuries later, many of the chunks still lay scattered around the harbor. I offer this as a teaching story, Taurus. If there are any old psychological ruins lying around in your psyche, I encourage you to conduct an imagi-

thing else,” writes author Philip Pullman, “but don’t argue with your own nature.” Amen! That’s always good advice for you Geminis, and it will be especially crucial in the coming weeks. A certain amount of disputation and challenging dialogue with other people will be healthy for you, even an effective way to get clarity and advance your aims. (Don’t overdo it, of course.) But you must promise never to quarrel with or criticize your own nature. You should aim to be a radiant bastion of inner harmony and a powerhouse of self-love. Do whatever’s necessary to coax all your different aspects to work together in sweet unity.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Like many Cancerians, painter Marc Chagall cultivated an intimate relationship with his dreams and fantasies. His fellow artist Pablo Picasso remarked, “When Chagall paints, you do not know if he is asleep or awake. Somewhere or other inside his head there must be an angel.” Being a Crab myself, I know how essential it is for us to be in close connection with reverie and the imagination. Every now and then, though, there come occasions when the demands of the material world need our extra, focused attention — when our dreamy tendencies need to be rigorously harnessed on behalf of pragmatism. Now is one of those times. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Is there an influence

you’re ready to outgrow, Leo? Are there teachers who have given you all they have to offer, and now you need to go in search of new founts of inspiration and education? Have you squeezed all possible value out of certain bright ideas and clever theories that no longer serve you? Are you finished with old sources of excitement that have lost their excitement? These are the kinds of questions I encourage you to ask yourself in the coming weeks. It’ll be a favorable time to celebrate the joyful art of liberation — to graduate from what might have been true once

upon a time and prepare for the wide-open future after the COVID-19 crisis has mellowed.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your words of power in the coming days are simple: deep, low, down, below, dig, dive and descend. I invite you to meditate on all of the ways in which you can make them work for you as metaphors and use them to activate interesting, nourishing feelings. There’ll be very little worth exploring on the surface of life in the coming weeks, Virgo. All the hottest action and most valuable lessons will be blooming in the fertile darkness. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Before the COVID-19

crisis arrived, were you ensconced in roles that were good fits for your specific temperament and set of talents? Did you occupy niches that brought out the best in you and enabled you to offer your best gifts? Were there places that you experienced as power spots — where you felt at home in the world and at peace with your destiny? Once you’ve meditated on those questions for a while, Libra, I’ll ask you to shift gears: Meditate on how you’d like to answer similar questions about your life in the future. Once this crazy time has passed, what roles will be good fits for you? What niches will bring out the best in you? What will be your power spots?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Fen” is a word that’s not used much these days. It means a marsh or a boggy lowland. Decades ago, Scorpio poet Marianne Moore used it in a short poem. She wrote, “If you will tell me why the fen appears impassable, I will tell you why I think that I can cross it if I try.” In my opinion, that’s an apt battle cry for you right now. You shouldn’t be upset if people tell you that certain things are impossible for you to do. You should be grateful! Their discouragement will rile up your deep intelligence and inspire you to figure out how you can indeed do those things. SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Goodness alone is never enough,” wrote author Robert A. Heinlein. “A hard, cold wisdom is required for goodness to accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil.” I think that’s an interesting thought for you to consider during the coming weeks, Sag-

ittarius. If you want your care and compassion to be effective, you’ll have to synergize them with tough intelligence. You may even need to be a bit ferocious as you strive to ensure that your worthy intentions succeed and the people you love get what they need.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Are there any ways in which you have been wishy-washy in standing up for what you believe in? Have you shied away from declaring your true thoughts and feelings about important issues that affect you and the people you care about? Have you compromised your commitment to authenticity and integrity for the sake of your ambition or financial gain? In asking you these questions, I am not implying that the answers are yes. But if in fact you have engaged in even a small amount of any of those behaviors, now is an excellent time to make corrections. As much as possible, Capricorn, focus on being trustworthy and transparent. AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Physicist Edward Teller believed there is no such thing as “exact science.” And in his view, that’s a good thing. “Science has always been full of mistakes,” he said. But he added that they’re mostly “good mistakes,” motivating scientists to push closer toward the truth. Each new mistake is a better mistake than the last and explains the available evidence with more accuracy. I suspect that you’ve been going through a similar process in your personal life, Aquarius. And I predict that the good mistakes you’ve recently made will prove useful in the long run.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Few astrologers would say that you Pisceans are masters of the obvious or connoisseurs of simplicity. You’re not typically renowned for efficiency or celebrated for directness. Your strength is more likely to be rooted in your emotional riches, your ability to create and appreciate beauty, your power to generate big dreams, and your lyrical perspective on life. So my oracle for you this time may be a bit surprising. I predict that in the coming weeks, your classic attributes will be very useful when applied to well-grounded, down-to-earth activities. Your deep feelings and robust imagination can be indispensable assets in your hard work on the nuts and bolts.

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BLOND BOY IN BLACK TRUCK I noticed you smiling at me in front of the Radio Bean. I waved goodbye as we parted ways; you waved back. We met again on Shelburne Road. I was held back at a stoplight but managed to catch up. You were behind me until the turn for Vergennes. This is the curly-headed brunette in the black Crosstrek. When: Friday, March 20, 2020. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915021 TRUE LOVE REIGNS Now is the winter of our discontent / Made glorious summer by this sun of York; / And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house / In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. / Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; / Our bruised arms hung up for monuments; / Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, / Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. When: Sunday, March 24, 2019. Where: Queen City. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915020 FRIDAY, SOBBING AT CITY MARKET I nearly walked into you as you left the co-op. You were almost blind with tears, sobbing as you walked. I wish I had asked you what was wrong. Small comfort, but it is the least I can do to hope you see this and know that one stranger that day cared about you and carried your pain with them. When: Friday, March 20, 2020. Where: downtown City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915018 OAKLEDGE PARK WALKING BRITTANY SPANIEL Midafternoon. I was walking with my sister. You were walking with your dog, an elderly Brittany Spaniel, you told me. I’d like to ask more questions, starting with your name. When: Friday, March 13, 2020. Where: Oakledge Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915015

AMOR I try to ignore my feelings for you, but I find myself not able to control them anymore. I love you, and I miss you! When: Friday, March 20, 2020. Where: in the night sky. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915017 LATE-MORNING LAKEFRONT WALK To the recent central Illinois transplant: Thank you for the impromptu latemorning lakefront walk and talk. When: Thursday, March 19, 2020. Where: Burlington waterfront. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915016 NO MORE TIES I’ve done everything I promised and more. All our dreams could be a reality now. I’m sorry it’s too late and I wasn’t there for you as I should have been. I’ve been there every day for you and the kids, even though it’s not wanted, and will always be here. I love you, dudes. When: Wednesday, March 11, 2020. Where: passenger seat — hold my hand, kid. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915014 HARDWICK PARKING LOT, NOON You were soaking up some early spring sunshine. Radiant, with big silver hoops and long stray whisps of dark hair dancing in the wind. I had on an orange hat. You make my heart dance. Let’s soak up some sun together, at the beach. When: Monday, March 9, 2020. Where: Hardwick. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915013 YOU CAN’T HAVE ENOUGH KARMA Thank you for offering to help me out until I located my credit card by the coffees. Please say hi if you see me again out and about. When: Monday, March 9, 2020. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915012 FRIDAY A.M., CUMBY’S, RICHMOND, 3/6 Dressed in a gray jacket with leopardprint shoes, I looked in while you looked out. I said hello to Bill. You turned to leave, and we locked eyes. Time stopped. Brown Tundra hunk, you followed me in my blue Dodge toward Hinesburg, and I was bummed when you headed away to Williston. You: tall, strong and instantly attractive! Wowser! When: Friday, March 6, 2020. Where: Richmond Cumberland Farms, 7:15 a.m. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915009

Ask REVEREND Dear Tubb O’Lard, 

Irreverent counsel on life’s conundrums

Dear Reverend,

I was laid off due to the coronavirus. Luckily, I should be OK financially for a while, but I haven’t left my house in about three weeks. All I do is lay on the couch, watch the news and stress-eat. I thought I’d change out of my pajamas yesterday to maybe feel like a real person, but my pants are all tight. How can I get through this without turning into a big, fat couch potato?

Tubb O’Lard

(MALE, 35)

Sounds like you’re in the same pants as a lot of people in the country. You’ve never had to live through a pandemic before, so cut yourself some slack. Now is not the time to worry about your weight. Although your physical health is important, you need to take care of your mental health first. As the great philosopher George Clinton once said: “Free your mind … and your ass will follow.” First suggestion: Turn off the news. If you want to stay up to date, limit your time. Checking in the morning starts your day off wrong. Checking at night can disturb your allimportant sleep. Pop in midday for an update.

MATTY WITH THE BIG SMILE I was walking with my son on Rose Street last summer. Not sure what we saw in each other from so far away, but we both had shit-eating grins down the block. You said I was gorgeous and that you hoped my man knew how lucky he was. He didn’t. But that’s over! Would love to see that smile again. When: Thursday, August 1, 2019. Where: Rose Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915011 CHIROPRACTOR OFFICE ROMANCE I’ve seen you few times at my chiropractor’s office. It seems like we are flirting, but I can’t tell for sure. I am hoping we are, because I think you are quite cute. I’m not bold enough to ask you out unless I know you feel them same. I’ll do my best to remember your name this time! When: Friday, March 6, 2020. Where: doctor’s office. You: Woman. Me: Non-binary person. #915010 HANKSVILLE WOMAN FROM GOOD HEALTH We met a few weeks ago. I have metal in my leg from too much football, and you have metal in your spine from California. You spoke of taking care of your parents. You were compassionate, positive and wonderful. I’ve been thinking of you since. I’d love to get in touch. When: Thursday, February 20, 2020. Where: Good Health. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915008 CO-OP CUTIE You: in the craft beer aisle, searching for a special flavor. Me: in the next aisle over, doing the same. I found that flavor when I saw you in your red hoodie, gently picking up each can with those strong hands. Maybe sometime, somewhere we can sip a brew from the same glass. Would love to see you again. xoxo When: Friday, March 6, 2020. Where: Hunger Mountain Co-op. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915007 CITY MARKET ON 3/5 To the woman with great salt-andpepper hair, black jacket and cool boots: You reappeared, passing in front of my vehicle. Sometimes a seemingly insignificant encounter makes a difference. I just wanted to say, “Thank you.” When: Thursday, March 5, 2020. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #915005

Better yet, google some good news about what’s happening with the virus: stories of survivors, what’s happening with work on a vaccine, people making and sharing masks. Find the good in the midst of the shitstorm. It’s there. You just may have to look a little harder. Limit your time on social media. Use Facebook to check in on friends and family, but stay away from articles from who-knows-where and posts from alarmists. So much false information is being spread. It’s best to just scroll past.

COFFEE, THEN LOVE Not sure if I am that woman, but you sound an awfully a lot like a guy I just met, and he ghosted me. If this is him, then why don’t we throw in some Legos, too. When: Thursday, March 5, 2020. Where: Champlain Farms. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915004 DEAR BURLINGTONIANS Like many of us, I support democratic socialism. I draw the line at sharing foot stank. When you are in a public place, please for the love of Satan and Lady frikken Gaga, keep your dang shoes on. When: Wednesday, March 4, 2020. Where: coffee shops. You: Group. Me: Man. #915003 THE FAITH THAT GROWS I’ll speak to you like the chorus to the verse / Chop another lime like a coda with a curse / Come on like a freak show takes the stage / We give them the games we play, she say / “I want something else to get me through this life, baby.” When: Wednesday, March 4, 2020. Where: the Velvet. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915002 WE KINDA DANCED TO RHJ You are seeing someone now, which sometimes has me feeling guilty for feeling this way — but occasionally I wonder, is it wrong of me to want one night with you? Just to cuddle and badly sing along to our favorite songs? It’s not even sexual in nature. I just want a good last memory of holding you in my arms. When: Saturday, October 1, 2016. Where: Lake Champlain. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915001 WE POINTED AT EACH OTHER I just happened to be thinking of you when I saw you for the second time today. The coincidence surprised me, and I was compelled to point. There’s more to it than that, but I’ll tell you that some other time ... if we ever cross each other’s paths. You have a warm and inviting way about you. When: Tuesday, March 3, 2020. Where: on the street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915000 HANDSOME AT 5 A.M. I noticed you looking at the coolers of drinks. You asked what I was doing up so early while we both got our coffees. Thanks for buying mine! Can I buy the next coffee?! When: Sunday, March 1, 2020. Where: Maplefields, Colchester. You: Man. Me: Woman. #914999

To stay in shape, you don’t have to work out like a maniac; just get moving. Wake up in the morning, turn on your favorite music and dance around the house. Go for a walk, even just around the block. Remember that Shake Weight you scored at a Yankee swap a few years back? Get it out and give it a go. There are loads of free workout videos on YouTube, but consider signing up for an online class from a local yoga studio or gym. If you can afford to spend a couple of bucks, they sure could use it right now. If you’re prone to stress-eating, try gnawing on some fresh fruits and vegetables. They’ll satisfy your snacking and boost your immune system, to boot. Good luck and God bless,

The Reverend

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