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You cannot open the door of freedom and shut it after you walk through. — Rev. Al Sharpton “You cannot celebrate Dr. King without addressing that which will make you uncomfortable,” said Sharpton. “That may mean you are going to lose friends; that may mean you are going to take stands that others don’t agree [with], that may even mean you got to talk for eight hours in the U.S. Senate.” That last remark was a reference to U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders, who introduced Sharpton. Sanders received one of two MLK Community Service Awards at the event.
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Shay Totten’s commentary in “Fair Game” [January 12] misses the mark. His political banter fails to recognize the seriousness of the problems confronting us. On behalf of the city, I recently signed a letter of cooperation with Lockheed Martin Corporation to explore potential energy efficiency, renewable energy and other climate change solutions in Burlington. Given the overwhelming evidence, we can’t stand still. We need to transcend politics as usual and continue our work to address climate change. This agreement is the beginning of a conversation with Lockheed about how to work together. Climate change is one of the most urgent issues of our time, and it will continue to be for the foreseeable future and into the next generation. The stakes are high. Climate change is already a matter of life and death in many places in the world. We may regret that we didn’t do more over the last 20 years, but there’s no place for regrets next year or in another 20 years. The simple fact is, we can’t solve or pay for this problem alone. Lockheed Martin is one of many partners the city can work with to implement aggressive climate action goals. Together with the resources we’ve already developed in Burlington and Vermont, we must achieve greater energy efficiency,
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Thanks for covering the issue of burning forests for electricity in Vermont, aka biomass incineration … While [Andy] Bromage writes a well-balanced article [“Biomass Busted? Why Wood-Fired Power Is Catching Heat in Vermont,” December 22], there are some inaccuracies. The article states that “depending on how it’s combusted and what pollution controls a plant has, biomass can produce lower net carbon emissions than coal.” While pollution controls can lower — but not eliminate — toxic air pollutants … you can’t filter out carbon dioxide. Further, the Massachusetts Department of Energy’s “Manomet” study concludes that burning forest biomass for electricity puts out higher smokestack emissions than coal over at least a several-decades time frame
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— climate scientists insist we must cut our CO2 emissions now. The article also claims biomass is “infinitely more renewable” than coal, which isn’t the case. Trees grow back, but forests are nothing without soil. The more you log, the more you compact, erode and impoverish soil — particularly with biomass, which robs the highnutrient tops and branches. It’s time that we accept that infinite growth just isn’t possible on a finite planet.
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JANUARY 19-26, 2011 VOL.16 NO.20
Eat less. Exercise more. What else is there to say?
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DR. WILLIAM HSIAO — can he really chart the way to a single-payer health care system for Vermont?
— to digestive detox. In between, Shay Totten examines data that find disturbingly HIGH DIALYSIS MORTALITY RATES at Fletcher Allen; Andy Bromage follows FITNESS BUFFS IN THE STATEHOUSE; Lauren Ober EXERGAMES the system; Sarah Tuff huffs and puffs at CROSSFIT; and Megan James goes back to BALLET CLASS — sans swans. And don’t neglect your health down there: Fill out our biennial SEX SURVEY!
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Health & Fitness: It’s not just legislative heavy lifting that keeps pols in shape
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Open season on Vermont politics BY SHAY TOT TEN
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A series of foot stamps here, a suggestive arch of an eyebrow there ... These postures and expressions, paired with a flowing silk costume and traditional music, create the sensual and sculpturesque Indian dance form known as Odissi. Acclaimed dancerchoreographer Sri Vishnu Tattva Das shares ancient stories through the style at a lecture and demo on Friday and “An Evening of Classical Indian Dance” on Saturday.
As evidenced by the “I skied to Trapps Slayton Pasture Cabin” buttons, the woodland structure is something of a must-see destination — if you can get there. At Sunday’s Race to Slayton Pasture Cabin, cross-country skiers tackle the 4K climb for bragging rights and a post-race barbecue.
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he clock is ticking for 44 of Burlington’s poorest publichousing residents caught in a battle between their landlord and two housing nonprofits. Depending on which side wins, the low-income and first class free disabled tenants could face eviction later this winter. As Seven Days noted last year, Pizzagalli Properties is trying to sell its Wharf Lane building. It’s one of thousands of affordable housing complexes built 30 years ago using taxpayer-subsidized mortgages and rental subsidies provided by the Zumba Classes U.S. Department of Housing and Urban MONDAY 5:30 PM: ZUMBA WITH ANGEL Development. The deal was: At the end of TUESDAY 4:00 PM: ZUMBA WITH HEATHER TUESDAY 6:00 PM: ZUMBA WITH MARIBETH the mortgage, the developers would have WEDNESDAY 9:00 AM: ZUMBA WITH SHANNON the option to sell the low-income housing WEDNESDAY 4:00 PM: ZUMBA WITH TORY WEDNESDAY 6:00 PM: ZUMBA WITH ALLISON to the highest bidder. THURSDAY 5:30 PM: ZUMBA WITH ANGEL FRIDAY 9:00 AM: ZUMBA WITH ALLISON How much could Wharf Lane fetch SATURDAY 9:30 AM: ZUMBA WITH ANGEL SATURDAY 10:45 AM: ZUMBA WITH MARIBETH on the open market? SUNDAY 9:15 AM: ZUMBA WITH TORY A recent private appraisal reportedly SUNDAY 3:00 PM: ZUMBA WITH JESSICA estimates the building’s market value at $4.8 million, more than double the city’s LOCATED AT ESSEX SHOPPES & CINEMA NEXT TO HANNAFORD PHONE: 802.878.0444 | WEB: WWW.HAMMERFIT.COM & WWW.MOTIONSTUDIOVT.COM 2006 assessment of $1.6 million. The lower figure reflects the building’s current use: home to 37 units of affordable 8v-EssexShoppes011911.indd 1 1/17/11 11:30 AM housing. The higher number measures potential revenues based on converting those into high-rent units for college students. That’s what happened recently at a HUD-subsidized, six-unit apartment building at 113 Maple Street. Rent for a three-bedroom unit there has gone from $930 for a subsidized unit to $1950. Vermont Housing Finance Agency and the Burlington Housing Authority want to buy Wharf Lane and keep it affordable. But talks with Pizzagalli broke down in recent weeks, in large part because the nonprofits can’t afford to pay top dollar for the building. City officials are watching closely. “The city and our housing partners are doing all that we reasonably can to prevent the loss of this critical housing resource,” said BRIAN PINE, assistant director at the city Community Economic and Development Office. “We are talking about folks who will experience a real hardship if they are forced to move out.” If the deal falls through, tenants will receive eviction notices by month’s end. Their leases run through March 31. “Some of us are panicked, and some of us are frustrated because there is no information coming from anyone,” said VERA NEWMAN, president of the tenants’ association at Wharf Lane. “March 31 is coming up fast, and everyone just wants 12 FAIR GAME
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to know: Are we staying? No one is prepared to move during the winter.” If they do have to go, Newman added, residents will face a very tight housing market, armed with subsidized housing vouchers that are difficult to get. In December, Chittenden County’s rental vacancy rate was 1.4 percent; only a small percentage of the available units are handicapped accessible. BHA executive director PAUL DETTMAN said he’s confident the vouchers will come through in time. And he predicts that by week’s end, Wharf Lane tenants will know for sure if they can remain in their homes or not. Newman is not only worried for her neighbors but the people who live in the nearby 57-unit Bobbin Mill apart-
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Bernie’s Backlash
U.S. Sen. BERNIE SANDERS is still getting heat for mixing fundraising and politics in an email appeal to supporters that arrived the day after the Arizona shooting of Rep. GABRIELLE GIFFORDS (D-AZ). The email missive began, “Given the recent tragedy in Arizona, as well as the start of the new Congress, I wanted to take this opportunity to share a few words with political friends in Vermont and throughout the country. I also want to thank the very many supporters who have begun contributing online to my 2012 reelection campaign at www. bernie.org. There is no question but that the Republican Party, big money corporate interests and right-wing organizations will vigorously oppose me. Your
financial support now and in the future is much appreciated.” Say what you will about the intent of Sanders’ four-page email, but the timing — and tone — was horrendous. Sanders defends the email, claiming he wasn’t trying to raise money off the tragedy in Arizona, but rather indicating some of the ways in which Republicans, corporations and the media are trying to destroy the middle class. Same old, same old. The “right-wing media” took his mention of the Arizona shootings out of context, said Sanders, who went to great lengths to note that it was the Weekly Standard, a RUPERT MURDOCH-owned publication, that first reported news of the email’s content. Not so fast. Even Vermont Public Radio took Sanders to task. Last Thursday, during a five-minute interview on “Vermont Edition,” host JANE LINDHOLM repeatedly asked Sanders about the email’s timing and content. Sanders pushed back, asking listeners to read the email for themselves. Sanders was trying to end the interview when Lindholm pressed on: “I have read it. I do have a question for you about it. You make it very clear in the letter that you consider this a politically motivated shooting, though, you reference several other acts of violence in Arizona…” Sanders interrupted, “No, what I said was…” Refusing to be bullied, Lindholm continued, “You said, quote…” “I know what I wrote,” blurted Sanders. “What I wrote is, and, again, I would urge people to read it … I think there are concerns about the kinds of not only violence that we have seen, but the tone that exists in some parts of this country, including Arizona. And I hope that we can deal with that in the coming months. Jane, thank you very much.” And then Sanders simply hung up.
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Monday is the deadline for Burlington City Council candidates to announce their intentions, but it doesn’t appear many citizens are lining up. Every year, half of the council’s 14 seats are up for grabs. So far, only one of the seven looks to be contested. Incumbent councilors SHARON BUSHOR (I-Ward 1), BRAM KRANICHFELD (D-Ward 2) and JOAN SHANNON (D-Ward 5) are seeking reelection without opposition. Shannon defeated Progressive-turned-Democrat
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frustrated and betrayed. Will this time be any different? That’s the hope of the Vermont Commission on Native American Affairs, the members of which will formally recommend the state recognize the Elnu and Nulhegan tribes, according to VCNAA chairman luKe WillarD — himself a former chief of the Nulhegan tribe. An independent historian vetted both applications. More Vermont tribes are lining up, including the Koasek and the Missisquoi.
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illiam Hsiao doesn’t look like a revolutionary. With his gray-streaked hair and wire-rimmed spectacles, the 74-year-old Chinese-American designer of Vermont’s proposed new health care system looks more like a professor, which is exactly what he is — tenured, with 36 years of seniority, at Harvard University in Cambridge, Mass.
But in Montpelier, Hsiao (pronounced “show,” rhymes with now) just might be leading a movement. He is unveiling a legislature-commissioned road map that would make Vermont the first state in the country to provide health insurance for all its residents. Saving millions of dollars, enhancing the quality of care, creating jobs and boosting wages are also part of Hsiao’s plan. “The stars are aligning,” says former Vermont state senator James Leddy of Burlington, who has been working on health care reform for the past 35 years. For the first time, Leddy notes, Vermont has a governor and a legislative majority committed to providing health coverage for all the state’s people through a streamlined, publicly accountable system. Cambridge physician and health care reform advocate Deb Richter agrees that the state’s political leaders appear ready to respond to what she characterizes as “an emergency situation.” Nationwide health care costs are rising three times faster than wages, she notes, and that trend is even more accelerated in Vermont. Richter and other health policy wonks view Hsiao’s contribution to the reform movement as crucial. “I regard him with the utmost respect,” Richter says. Leddy speaks of Hsiao’s “wisdom,” while Con Hogan, former secretary of the Vermont Agency of Human Services, suggests the state could not have found a more accomplished architect of health care reform. Who is Hsiao, and how did he land this big gig, working 70 hours a week — without pay — to fix health care in Vermont? “He’s not some consultant who’s in this for the money,” Richter says of Hsiao, who declined personal payment so he could use all $300,000 allocated by the state to assemble a team with required expertise. Prominent among the team’s 20 members is MIT health economist Jonathan
Gruber, who helped draft the blueprint for the far-reaching Massachusetts reform. Hsiao also lauds the work of Steve Kappel, a Montpelier-based health policy analyst who was holed up in Hsiao’s office last Saturday night in a nondescript building on Mt. Auburn Street, a few blocks from snowbound Harvard Square. “I didn’t need to do this,” says Hsiao in a face-to-face interview, conceding he’s “more exhausted than excited” by the prospect of presenting his plan for a single-payer health system in Vermont. “I’ve got millions of dollars in research projects on my plate around the world. I travel constantly in addition to teaching.” Wearing a forest-green fleece over a pale-green canvas shirt, Hsiao comes across as utterly unpretentious. From a humble background marked by grueling work, stellar success and racist blows to his self-esteem has emerged a man who is at once self-confident and self-effacing. Hsiao was lured into bidding on the Vermont health reform project by then Senate president pro tem Peter Shumlin — and his own determination that the state was serious about establishing a single-payer system with effective cost-
Profile Shumlin and his colleagues then cajoled Hsiao into submitting a proposal for that study. “They made me feel like I’d be letting them down if I didn’t do it,” Hsiao says with an easy smile. “I did like the people I met in the Vermont legislature,” he reflects nine months later. “They seemed more open, more honest, than political leaders on the national level. They were down to earth.” Even though what he is devising has never been achieved in the United States, Hsiao derived confidence from
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to fix health care in Vermont? control mechanisms. “It was a chance to achieve something important here in the United States,” notes Hsiao, who devised Taiwan’s single-payer system in the 1990s and led health care reform projects in eight other nations, including Sweden, China, Mexico and Colombia. “Peter Shumlin was very clever,” Hsiao remarks in recounting the extended sales job that started last March. Well before launching his campaign for governor, Shumlin phoned Hsiao at the suggestion of Richter and Hogan, who both knew of his international cred. Their hourlong conversation was followed by a visit to Vermont to meet other legislative leaders, who in turn asked Hsiao to advise them on a bill authorizing the single-payer study.
having midwifed a single-payer system in Taiwan, an island nation with a population 35 times larger than Vermont’s. Forty-five percent of its citizens lacked insurance, compared to fewer than 8 percent in Vermont today. The plan Hsiao formulated has given equal access to more than 99 percent of Taiwanese, including homeless people found living under bridges, while holding health care costs to 6 percent of Taiwan’s gross domestic product. Health care accounts for 16 percent of the U.S. GDP. “He changed millions of lives through what he did in Taiwan,” Richter observes. In Vermont, Hsiao saw “a small state that I felt I could put my arms around.” He also notes the state has rigged up an irrational, inefficient and ineffective
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health care system that is “much more complicated than I thought it would be. Vermont has layers and layers and patches and patches of programs, all of which are Band-Aids that are not necessarily consistent with one another.” The good news, Hsiao assures, is that “you can fix it.” Explaining that he doesn’t invent systems but instead builds upon them, Hsiao says his one firm principle is to “adopt whatever is shown to work and reject whatever is shown not to work.” For example, he applied the most successful elements of Canada’s single-payer system to the plan he developed for Taiwan. So, will Vermont’s single-payer system also resemble Canada’s? “Yes, but it will be better than Canada’s,” Hsiao declares. He has identified “15 major hurdles” that must be overcome in order to implement the envisioned revision of Vermont’s “dysfunctional, broken” health care system. In addition to federal obstacles that could prevent a single state from developing its own single-payer plan, Hsiao’s scheme will likely be ambushed by political interests that stand to lose money and power if the state’s precarious health care superstructure does get dismantled — specifically those now working for private insurance companies. For that reason, Hsiao knows he’s got to spin his plan as, overall, a big economic win for the state. On Saturday night, he and his team were working simulations that demonstrate how their proposal will produce jobs and push up wages. It’s a lesson Hsiao learned back in the 1970s, when he was working as the chief
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Meanwhile, in Plattsburgh, N.Y., the Champlain Valley Physicians Hospital Medical Center (CVPH) has a first-year mortality rate of 14 percent. It drops to 12 percent after that. Dr. John Brumsted, Fletcher Allen’s chief quality officer, said the inpatient numbers are misleading. Fletcher Allen patients are usually at the hospital for some other life-threatening ailment, of which kidney failure — treated by dialysis — is a secondary symptom. “Forty percent or so of the patients we have in our hospital … are sick enough that they couldn’t be taken care of at the regional hospitals,” said Brumsted. Close to two-thirds of the patients receiving dialysis at Fletcher Allen are being treated for heart and vascular diseases, according to federal data collected between 2006 and 2009 that were also published by ProPublica. Propublica did note in its investigation that some of its measures were adjusted to account for differences in patient characteristics, such as age or complicating conditions, to make comparisons more reliable. Brumsted’s claim is supported by another study, but even its results raise
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additional questions. Last year’s report by the Northern New England Cardiovascular Disease Study Group revealed 6.3 percent of FAHC’s cardiac patients die of postoperative renal failure; the regional average is 3.8 percent. “This is the first time we’ve ever been an outlier on this group,” said Brumsted of the cardiac bypass surgery stats. “These are new data … As we speak, we are peeling them back to understand why this variation exists, and it’s not yet clear.” The high mortality rate coincides with Fletcher Allen’s intention to sell off its five outpatient dialysis clinics to Fresenius, the nation’s largest for-profit dialysis clinic operator. At the company’s lone outpatient clinic in St. Johnsbury, the third-year mortality rate is 16 percent. ProPublica did not supply the facility’s first-year death stats. But at a Fresenius clinic in Lebanon, N.H. — which was once run by DartmouthHitchcock Medical Center — the first-year mortality rate is a whopping 44 percent; its third-year rate, 34 percent. The stats have fueled skepticism among nurses at Fletcher Allen. “According to Fletcher Allen, Fresenius is committed to keeping the same staff and staffing ratios at the outpatient clinics, but we don’t buy that,” said Mari Cordes, a Fletcher Allen nurse and president of the nurses’ union. “They have a cookie-cutter approach to dialysis treatment, and it truly needs to be individualized for each patient.” She added, “We don’t believe that it’s in the best interests and mission for a Vermont, not-for-profit hospital to be selling off to a for-profit company.” Kathy Dickey, a registered nurse and regional vice president for Fresenius in New England, countered, “I was personally involved in the purchase of the clinics at Dartmouth, and I can say that we provide the same quality of care that they did before.” FAHC spokesman Mike Noble said the hospital carefully reviewed clinical outcomes — before and after sales to for-profit Fresenius. Fletcher Allen was satisfied the new owners would not put patients at risk. FAHC is currently losing about $2 million a year on its outpatient dialysis clinics. Dickey said Fresenius keeps costs low by manufacturing its own dialysis machines and supplies. m
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After reading the article by Andy Bromage [“With a New Governor in Power, Will Vermonters Finally Win Their ‘Right to Die’?” January 12], it’s clear to me that Dr. Joseph Nasca, the interim president of Vermont Alliance for Ethical Healthcare, really lacks a clear understanding of the legislation in question. For someone who is under no pressure whatever to become involved in something he disagrees with, I think he protests too much and with comments that are off the wall. Denise connally berlin
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Down-Home Classical: A Young Couple Brings an Unusual Chamber Music Series to Vermont B Y MEGA N JA MES
met EVAN during freshman orientation week at the University of Michigan seven years ago, he seemed eerily familiar. They talked music — he plays the double bass, she sings soprano — and then he told her about growing up in Michigan’s Upper Penninsula, regaling her with tales of ice fishing and his family’s folk band. Suddenly she remembered: She’d heard him the year before on “From the Top,” National Public Radio’s classical music show that features outstanding young musicians. “We started playing music together,” Bonhag recalls. “We played Bach Inventions together … [Music] became a really important part of our relationship.” Married now and both 25, the pair recently moved to Northfield, Vt., and are laying the foundation for a shared dream: a retreat center for musicians that would include a chamber music series, educational programs, composers-in-residence and a working farm. MARY BONHAG
They call it SCRAG MOUNTAIN MUSIC. The debut music series gets under way this weekend, with three concerts by New York City-based cellist Julia MacLaine and Montpelier flutist KAREN KEVRA: Friday night at Green Mountain Girls’ Farm in Northfield, Saturday night at Langdon Street Café in Montpelier and Sunday afternoon at the Warren United Church. They’ll present two more programs — at the same three locations — in February and April. Musicians will represent a diverse range of styles, with a focus on 20th- and 21st-century composers. The choice of unconventional, intimate performance spaces, as opposed to concert halls, is intentional; the couple hopes to draw people who wouldn’t normally spring for classical music tickets. And this isn’t the first time they’ve tried it. Before moving to Vermont last fall, Bonhag was at Bard College working toward a master’s; Premo was in a twoyear fellowship program at Carnegie Hall in New York City. On weekends he’d play chamber music, often his own compositions, at clubs in the East
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Old North End, drinking espresso and demonstrating some of the music he’s created so far — “I’ll probably be writing it up until the play starts,” he confesses. But the stacks of notefilled composition David Symons paper speak to his impressive output over the past couple months, and to the complexity of the work. “There’s a ton of incidental music,” Symons explains, strapping on his accordion. “This is from the scene where Oliver is walking to London. He’s starving; his feet are bloody. It’s when he meets the Artful Dodger.” The melody is delicate, skittery, evoking Oliver’s fear and anticipation. “Imagine my left hand is a violin,” he suggests. (EMMA GONYEAU will play that part in the show. Symons will play the cornet.) In this and other scenes, Symons strikes a balance between sweet and dissonant. “There’s a grittiness to [the story], but it’s also a PANY
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are worth — yet. The couple’s motto for audiences: “Come as you are. Pay what you can.” Earlier this month, in an effort to test-drive the intimate, down-home style envisioned for the series, Bonhag and Premo performed in the barn at Green Mountain Girls’ Farm. By the time the audience arrived, the couple had already laid a table full of homebaked desserts. After half an hour of schmoozing and snacking, they divided the audience into small groups and gave them each a poem to read and discuss. Then Premo heaved up his double bass, Bonhag took her place beside him,
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The state doesn’t offer its governors a housing allowance, says Shumlin press secretary Bianca Slota, most likely because it’s assumed they will live within driving distance of Montpelier. In years past, before the legislative session spanned six months, governors who didn’t have homes in Montpelier would stay in one of the city’s hotels, including the grand, Greek-revival-style Pavilion. In the postwar years, until 1959, governors ditched the hotel and stayed in the Chester Wright House, a late-Georgian-style dwelling on State Street. This property was the closest Vermont has come to a governor’s mansion. If we lack a handsome abode in which to house our leaders, we do have an official governor’s crash pad. In 1986, the Pavilion, which previously had been purchased by the state and used as the governor’s workplace, underwent a makeover. In addition to constructing a “glassy penthouse” office for the gov, at Kunin’s behest the state built a small apartment. The flat, which features a sitting room, a kitchenette, a shower, and a bedroom with a pull-out couch, was meant to be used when an emergency required the governor to stay in Montpelier rather than drive home. Kunin was the first governor to take up residence in the remodeled offices, though she never used the apartment, Schutz says. It was Douglas who christened the tiny walkup, and it’s likely he will stay the only governor to have used it, as long as Shumlin is in office. For now, Vermont will remain without a governor’s mansion. It’s doubtful that Shumlin cares much. Our millionaire governor has a mansion of his own. m
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the issue, though it does occasionally come up, “has never been studied,” he says. In his years as state curator, Schutz has been privy to three separate conversations during different administrations about the possibility of acquiring a governor’s mansion. In most states that provide such dedicated housing, he says, the properties were bequeathed to the state for that specific use. It would not be terribly prudent for a state to purchase a grand property for the sole use of the governor and his or her family. Schutz notes that none of these conversations has gone anywhere. “It falls through, of course, because no governors have ever expressed strong interest in making it happen,” he says. Why not? Probably because no sitting governors ever wanted to appear to be angling for a stately manse during their service. For the past 30 years, the issue of where our gov would live has been moot. Since Snelling entered office in 1977, all Vermont governors have been commuters. He, Madeleine Kunin and Howard Dean all drove from their homes in Burlington. Jim Douglas kept his residence in Middlebury and traveled 50 miles up and over the Appalachian Gap to Montpelier every day in a Chevy Impala. Shumlin, of Putney, is the first governor since Thomas P. Salmon who needed to find housing in Montpelier. But don’t think he’s slumming it in some third-floor bed-sit. The new gov made arrangements to rent former governor Deane Davis’ old home in the capital city. “It’s kind of nice that Peter has digs associated with a former Vermont governor,” Schutz says. Shumlin will be picking up the rent for his new 4500-square-foot pad set on 18 acres on Dyer Avenue, two miles from the Statehouse. Until recently, that property had been on the market for $1.2 million.
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ver the past couple of weeks, most of the nation’s 23 newly elected governors have been sworn into office. They’ve selected their staffs, set up their offices and taken a few turns on the dance floor at their inaugural balls. And, in many cases, they’ve moved into their respective governor’s mansions. But not Vermont’s commander-in-chief. Instead of settling into posh, state-owned digs, Gov. Peter Shumlin hit the classifieds, looking for a place to rent in Montpelier. That’s because Vermont is one of only five states without an official place for the gov to rest his (or her) head. While fellow new arrivals such as Maine governor Paul LePage and New York governor Andrew Cuomo are provided with swank homes, Shumlin took up residence in a rental house not far from the capitol. So, WTF is up with that? Why doesn’t Vermont have its own gubernatorial mansion? The answer is not entirely clear. Mark Hudson, executive director of the Vermont Historical Society, speculates that the lack of a formal residence is due to the state’s famous frugality. Also, he says, in the past, the seat of government was often located in the governor’s hometown when the legislature was not in session, eliminating the need to move to Montpelier. Vermont state archivist Greg Sanford also surmises the state’s penny-pinching history has something to do with it. And, he suggests, perhaps politics played a role. He recalls former governor Richard Snelling intimating that it would be politically dangerous to push for a mansion. If you want to know anything about Vermont’s buildings, or lack thereof, state curator David Schutz is your guy. Like the other two authorities, he suspects Vermont’s thriftiness is to blame for our lack of a governor’s official residence. But
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he revolution has cuh-um (kill the pig!). Time to pick up the gu-un (kill the pig!). Back in the ’60s, the Black Panther Party’s chant was a staple of protest marches, including, ironically, those against the Vietnam War. I was chanting as loud as anyone else. I was angry. I was frustrated. Every time 100,000 antiwar activists showed up in Washington, it seemed, the president responded by escalating the combat. A letter I wrote around that time rationally weighed the pros and cons of dropping out of college, becoming a full-time activist — and, yes, “picking up the gun.” I never did pick it up. In fact, the macho posturing — and lethal acts — perpetrated by my so-called comrades and the authoritarian brutality of “national liberation” movements elsewhere in the world turned my stomach and broke my heart. By 1978, when the formerly principled antiracist activist Jim Jones led 909 people to their suicides, I was becoming a pacifist. Yet, like the folks who may or may not have lent a narrative to Jared Loughner’s inchoate rage, I had contemplated achieving my political aims — justice and peace! — by blowing something or someone to smithereens. America is a violent country. It makes sense that our political culture should be violent, too. “No other country with a population of over 50 million has had as high a number of political assassinations or attempted assassinations,” reports the website Digital History. After the violence in Tucson, Arizona Republican congressman Trent Franks expressed his wish that there had been even more violence — “one more gun that day, in the hands of a responsible person.” Other “responsible” citizens apparently agreed. According to the FBI, the day after the massacre, gun sales jumped 60 percent in Arizona and 5 percent nationally. The U.S. government is also a violent actor. Steadily losing its global economic preeminence and moral suasion, America has come to rely on its supersized military to sustain its power. The U.S. incarcerates more people per capita than any other nation in the world; it is the only Western democracy that still imposes the death penalty. If his lawyer does not succeed in winning an insanity defense, Loughner will surely be sentenced to execution. The American Left has perpetrated its share of violence and given a language of justification to criminal crazies — Jones, the Symbionese Liberation Army and Ted Kaczynski, to name a few. But it is not violent on principle — quite the contrary. The anarchist bombings and assassination attempts of the 1920s were desperate (and ultimately counterproductive) responses to the intolerable conditions of laboring
people, whose meetings and strikes were broken up by police clubs and hired thugs’ guns. Much of the Panthers’ violence (including the shooting deaths of nine police officers) was in defense against a brutal federal crackdown, which left 10 Panthers dead and many more wounded. The party’s members were mostly busy feeding free breakfasts to ghetto kids and teaching African American history to their parents. Besides, you could understand their frustration. The Panthers’ demands were the same goals African Americans and socialists had been fighting for since at least the 1930s. No. 10 of the Party’s Ten Point Program summarized the first nine: “We want land, bread, housing, education, clothing, justice, peace and people’s community control of modern technology.” Reasonable demands, still unmet. Historically, most of America’s political violence has come from the Right. This is not an aberration; it expresses a tenet of right-wing ideology: that force — from spanking to preemptive war — is the right way to solve problems. Those who don’t subscribe to violence as a response to every situation nonetheless hold to the “right” to commit it as a bottom-line principle of Americanism. Hence the Tea Party’s call to arms to defend the right to take up arms. Maybe such a person exists, but I’ve never met a right-wing pacifist. Gun waving and inflammatory language contribute to acts of violence, whether the actor is “sane” or, like Loughner, psychotic. But there’s another, less obvious link between today’s right-wing libertarianism and political violence. University of California linguist George Lakoff calls it the “punitive” worldview of conservatism. Basically, your life is your own; your personal misfortune is your own fault. To religious conservatives, woes such as drug addiction and unwanted pregnancy are the wages of sin — and sinners deserve what they get. Economic conservatives such as the Tea Partiers are less deliberately punitive. Their radical individualism would simply result in policies of malign neglect of the poor, the hungry, the elderly, or the merely unlucky. To conservatives, sociological, economic or political explanations for sad lives or bad deeds are excuses, plain and simple. Ecce, Rush Limbaugh’s diatribe against the “Democrat party,” which is “attempting to find anybody to blame but” Loughner and painting the killer as “the latest in a never-ending parade of victims brought about by the unfairness of America; the bigotry, racism, sexism, homophobia [and] mean-spiritedness of America.” And Sarah Palin, in her weird self-defense against the “blood libel” of “journalists and pundits,”
When conservatives
deny any part of moral responsibility
for the Tucson shootings, it’s not just hypocritical posturing. quoting Reagan: “We must reject the idea that every time a law’s broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker.” In this light, when conservatives deny any part of moral responsibility for the Tucson shootings, it’s not just hypocritical posturing. While moralists may blame violent video games or heavy-metal music for Columbine or Tucson, libertarians have little patience with the notion that media kills (here I agree with them). Indeed, for all their professed patriotism, the Tea Partiers are nihilists where collective life is concerned. Like Margaret Thatcher (and Reagan), they believe “there is no such thing as society,” only individuals. The worldview that leaves people to sink or swim on their own can lead to punishing pain, too — for instance, when unemployment benefits or food stamps are cut. But the belief that every person must survive alone has another, paradoxical, effect: It lets individuals, including rash policy makers like the gun fanatics in Arizona’s statehouse, off the hook when somebody gets hurt. Only someone who imagines a world of individuals with no effect on one another could declare, as
Arizona Republican state representative Jack Harper recently did, “When everyone is carrying a firearm, nobody is going to be a victim.” We may never know what combination of inner and outer voices convinced Jared Loughner to open fire. He may indeed be the “deranged, apparently apolitical criminal” Palin claims he is. Still, the Right has blood on its hands. Its demagoguery, lies, and vilification of liberals, immigrants and the black president are inspiring many more deeds than this one horrific act of violence. Organizations that follow right-wing social movements, such as Political Research Associates, point to the alarming rise in xenophobic, white supremacist and antisemitic domestic terrorism since Barack Obama’s election. Rachel Maddow reported last week that the brick thrown through Gabrielle Giffords’ home-district office window was one of many hurled that weekend into the offices of Democrats who voted “yea” on health care reform. The former head of a right-wing militia in Alabama claimed credit for the nationwide vandalism, which he’d advocated on his website. But it’s not just the violence that rightwing rhetoric explicitly advocates — the “Second Amendment solutions” and insanely permissive gun laws, the border vigilantism, Supermax prisons, and shock and awe — that threatens people’s safety and well-being. An ideology that figures all of us as independent actors, without common interests or mutual obligation, lets us fail to do the best for each other. It also invites us to do the worst. m “Poli Psy” is a twice-monthly column by Judith Levine. Got a comment on this story? Contact levine@sevendaysvt.com.
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obbyist luncheons. Twelve-hour workdays. Heaping portions of high-calorie cafeteria food. Schmoozing over pints of carbheavy Vermont microbrew. After a while, life as an elected official at the Statehouse could make a fat cat out of even the sveltest politician. But this is Vermont, one of the fittest states in the nation. So, perhaps not surprisingly, the capitol is packed with workout buffs who go to great lengths to keep off the pounds during the four months they spend in Montpelier each year. Vermont’s new governor, Democrat Peter Shumlin, is an avid exerciser who has maintained his gazelle-like physique with a mix of running and cross-country skiing. Shumlin tells Seven Days he got out for a run on the East Montpelier
trails two weeks ago, but admits a regular fitness regimen is falling victim to his jam-packed schedule. Case in point: After Shumlin offered to take me crosscountry skiing for this story last week, his staff had to call back and cancel. The outing was double-booked with important meetings, special assistant to the governor Sue Allen said, so the skiing was off — for me and the governor. “The only complaint I have about my extraordinary team ... is that they’re not as diligent as they should be about giving me running time,” Shumlin says. “I keep yelling at them, but then they always find some meeting.” When Shumlin does manage to get out for a run or ski, he’ll have company. Though the gov’s office can’t comment on details of his security, people in the
know tell Seven Days that, historically, governors have exercised alongside a state trooper. For the Health & Fitness issue, Seven Days asked a sampling of other healthconscious lawmakers how they stay fit during the hectic legislative session. Many credited exercise with helping them reduce stess and giving them stamina during those soporific committee hearings.
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Under the golden dome, House Speaker Shap Smith (D-Morristown) maintains a breakneck pace, cramming in meetings, phone calls and high-stakes negotiations on important legislation. But on weekends, and Mondays when the legislature’s not in session, Smith
ditches his iPhone, straps on Nordic skis and disappears into the woods near the Trapp Family Lodge for 90 minutes of solitude. Smith skied biathalon in high school, but, he recalls, “I was terrible because I couldn’t shoot worth a damn.” He’s no slouch on skis, though: The Speaker races the 16-kilometer Stowe Derby every winter, from the top of Mount Mansfield to the center of Stowe. Last year, he finished a respectable 94th out of 325 racers. “It’s very hard to find the time [to stay fit],” Smith says, “but I am much more effective in my job on an interpersonal level and from a sharpness level when I’ve been able to go out and exercise.” Does he monitor calories burned or heart rate? “No,” Smith says with a chuckle. “I look at my belly and decide whether I need to exercise more or whether I can fit into my pants.” Smith’s new No. 3, House Assistant Majority Leader Willem Jewett (D-Ripton), is a long-distance cyclist who’s been known to show up at the Statehouse in his bike shorts. Jewett has done 100-mile rides to raise money for cancer research, and spent a winter working as a bike messenger in Burlington, a job he describes as “messy business.” But when winter hits and he can’t cycle, Jewett cross-country skis — before dawn. “You know what my secret is? Darkness and use of headlamps,” confides Jewett, who was a Division 2 downhill ski racer at Bowdoin College. Last week, Jewett hit Rikert Ski Touring Center in Ripton at 5:45 a.m. for a 50minute ski by headlamp before driving to Montpelier for a 12-hour workday at the capitol. When you’re working sunup to sundown, he says, it’s exercise by lamplight or not at all.
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Scott, a Republican, says he also favors starting this week. In fact, she imagines the elliptical trainer and recumbent that, if the entire legislature practiced bikes so he can “multitask” by reading yoga, lawmakers would be less attached the morning paper while he burns to “agendas.” Miller predicts: “We’d all calories. be smiling more.” Namaste. During the legislative session, the former state senator works out seven Hoop Dreams days a week, in part to keep in shape Legislating can often feel like a basketfor summer stock-car racing, he says. ball game: passing, blocking, fouling, Not every day is at the gym — last week, pulling off Hail Marys and slam dunks. Scott’s workout was three hours of shov- But every Wednesday, a gang of laweling snow off a pond outside his home in makers and capitol staffers converge Montpelier that he on a Montpelier uses for a skating town gym for a real rink. Sometimes game of pickup he straps on snowhoops. What began shoes and climbs five years ago as a mountain, he a show for the says, his favorite semipro Vermont hikes being in the Frost Heaves has Worcester Range. become a weekly Pumping iron is Hou SE SpEAkE r SHAp Smit H ritual that enables part of his regimen a dozen politicos to too, but Scott says blow off steam and he’s no lieutenant governator. “I do a bond outside the workplace. couple of circuits, maybe 15 minutes of “They invited legislators to be weights.” How much can he bench? “I the halftime entertainment,” recalls don’t know. I wouldn’t tell you, anyway,” state Rep. Sarah Copeland-Hanzas Scott says with a laugh. “It’d be some- (D-Bradford), one of the organizers, disthing like 90 pounds.” cussing the origins of the pickup game. “We ran up and down the court a couple Prana Politics times and got the idea that it might be In an old cloakroom off the capitol’s fun if we played more consistently.” House chamber, state Sen. Hinda Whenever possible, the game is fiveMiller (D-Chittenden) leads a weekly on-five, full-court basketball. Along yoga class for lawmakers and legisla- with Copeland-Hanzas, the Democrattive staffers. Formerly hosted at the dominated dribblers include state Reps. Chittenden Bank building across from Jeff Wilson (D-Manchester), Tom the Statehouse, the 8-year-old session Stevens (D-Waterbury), Timothy draws a half dozen people each week for Corcoran (D-Bennington), and David an early evening practice, she says. Sharpe (D-Bristol), and Bill MaGill, the “I think it’s important that we un- first assistant clerk of the House. For derstand the best work comes from years, the game was tripartisan, but the relaxation and that it takes practice,” players lost their sole Progressive when says the senator, a noted yoga practi- David Zuckerman of Burlington retired tioner who studied under master Sri from politics last year. Swami Satchidananda in New York four For Copeland-Hanzas, the game decades ago. Miller begins each day offers an opportunity to “sweat it out” with breathing exercises, followed by and pal around with her colleagues. 45 minutes on a stationary bike and 45 “Any time you can do something difminutes of yoga. ferent — whether it’s breaking bread, In an effort to mix om and state, Miller sharing a glass of wine or playing basplans to ask the Senate Committee on ketball — it’s a good way to connect with Health and Welfare, on which she sits, to people,” she says. m participate in group breathing exercises
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took my first ballet class at Pregger and class 4 years old. For the next 10 Chatch at Spotlight on Dance years of training I kept my eyes on the prize, taking my cues from the older girls, whose feet were callused and raw, who rarely smiled or spoke and held their bodies as if they were made of porcelain. All I wanted was to be one of those girls, and when it became clear I never would, I quit. Unfortunately, this is often how it goes with ballet. You either make it or you don’t. Your feet are either blessed with beautiful, high arches, or they’re an unfortunate pair of biscuits. “Ballet has done itself a disservice,” says Chatch Pregger, who teaches at Spotlight on Dance in South Burlington and at the Ballet School of Vermont in St. Albans. “It’s given itself that image of aloofness.” Still, she has no illusions of ever But what if it’s not as inaccessible as being a ballerina. “It’s just something it appears? What if you can learn ballet that I’ve loved,” she says. “And it’s more just to keep fit? Or even, crazy as it fun than lying on a Pilates mat.” sounds, for fun? Julie Cohen, who took her first class Turns out, plenty of people do. There at age 50 last year at the Flynn Center, were nine of us in Pregger’s beginner thought it was too late for her to start class at Spotlight on Dance last week. At ballet, “so I had to be content with least two women knew precisely what watching dancers,” she writes in an they were doing and had dressed the email. “I do not have a ballet-type body, part, their black leotards layered with but when I get a move right and see it short wraparound sweaters and skirts. in the mirror, it feels amazing. I love The rest of us were somewhat more ending the class all hot and sweaty … it’s disheveled, sending involuntary gasps quite a workout.” — and looks that said, Holy crap, this is Carole Podesta, 51, who calls herself harder than I remembered! — rippling a “ballerina wannabe,” says she swears around the room after each combination. she moves around more gracefully since In the latter group was Martha she started the beginner class last year. McKenzie Akey, who’s in her late fifties At her last physical, she says, her doctor and took her first ballet class this fall. found she was a half inch taller, too. “We introduced ourselves [at that first Trish Siplon, 43, who teaches at St. class] with all our different ailments,” Michael’s College, recently began taking she says with a chuckle. ballet classes at the Flynn. She sums up “I didn’t know what I was doing. I the beginner experience on her blog 52 wasn’t even familiar with the terminol- New Things: “Basically, it’s about learnogy,” she says. “But I just fell in love with ing some simple moves and exercises, it.” It’s not surprising McKenzie Akey and a little bit of French.” would turn to ballet eventually — she’s That’s something you won’t get at the kept the books at Spotlight on Dance for gym. What Siplon doesn’t mention is the last 13 years. Her younger brother, that those simple moves are brutal. Kevin McKenzie, is the artistic director After the first 10 minutes of my class of American Ballet Theatre (ABT) in at Spotlight on Dance, my legs were on New York. fire. In the mirrors, I saw in disturbing
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detail how much my body had changed since the last time I’d thrown my leg up in a grand battement. “This must be done with apparent ease, the rest of the body remaining quiet,” reads the ballet dictionary on ABT’s website. My leg flew out with alarming force, rattling my whole body as it crashed to the floor. “You’re supposed to make it look easy,” Pregger explained after class. “The whole concept of pointe shoes is to look ethereal.” Thankfully, etherealness isn’t the top priority in adult ballet classes. At the Flynn, Elizabeth Brody starts the hour with pushups to strengthen her adult dancers’ arms and backs. During floor sequences, instead of having one group move across the floor while the other waits its turn, she aims for continuous movement. “Let’s keep going; let’s keep your heart rate up,” she says.
“My goal for them is to really learn the technique,” Brody explains. “I want them to feel beautiful.” With persistence, she adds, they’ll probably start looking beautiful, too. “You can develop that long, lean body, and you’re not building muscles,” she says. “It’s nothing I’m doing as a teacher; it’s inherent in the ballet training.” Pregger often points out to his adult students that the core strength and control they develop through ballet can help them in unlikely places. Say you’re hiking up a steep mountain, he says, and need to step on a rock crevice that isn’t deep enough to accommodate your foot. You have to turn your foot out to the side and push yourself up with it. “That’s very similar to how you’d go from a plié to a relevé,” Pregger says. Only a Vermonter would make such a connection — but it works for his students. One of them is a woman in her sixties who’s learning ballet from scratch. Recently, she successfully balanced in sous-sus, up on her toes, her feet in a snug fifth position, for the first time. “You always hear that, after a certain point, your body can’t change,” Pregger says. “But it’s just not true.” Ballet is all about lengthening and strengthening muscles “in a way that the body is exactly designed to do,” Pregger adds. You get in trouble when you’re overreaching or overextending, but those problems are most common with ambitious young dancers pushing themselves to kick the highest or land the most consecutive pirouettes. That kind of ruthlessness just doesn’t exist in adult beginner classes. Well, not usually. I felt the old cutthroat side of me kick in as soon as I grabbed the barre. Which might explain why every single muscle in my body — from those between my toes to those beneath my shoulder blades to the sternomastoids in my neck — throbbed for days after the class. Still, it was worth it. I may not have looked ethereal, but when I closed my eyes for a few seconds during the final port de bras sequence, I certainly felt it. m
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portswriter Buster Olney ends all his columns with the same line: “And today will be better than yesterday.” It’s a curious signature, given that Olney’s area of expertise is not self-help or motivational speaking but Major League Baseball. His sign-off typically concludes a brief roundup of baseball news and notes from publications around the country — about an aging middle reliever clinging to a roster spot; the spring-training invitees of the perennially abysmal Pirates; the retirement of a career bench coach. These are inconsequential stories to all but the most ravenous baseball fans. But
college basketball coach. But it has little to do with roundball. Much as Olney’s Yankees book was less about baseball than an examination of the perils of success, Lucky is a story of personal triumph and the impact one person can make on the lives of others, even in his own most desperate hours. “It’s about a basketball coach,” says Olney. “But it’s not really a basketball book. It’s mostly about a family dealing with a trauma.” Olney’s first job out of college was covering minor-league baseball and city college basketball for the Nashville Banner in 1988. One of the schools he
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Vermont-raised sportswriter Buster Olney gets lucky
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they are the kinds of stories that color inside baseball’s chalk lines. They speak to the human side of baseball, the heart of the game. They also illustrate a theme central to Olney’s writing: Great sports stories are rarely about sports. Olney, 46, is a senior writer at ESPN: The Magazine and a regular contributor to ESPN.com, ESPN Radio and several ESPN television shows, including “SportsCenter” and “Baseball Tonight.” The Vanderbilt University grad who grew up in Randolph Center, Vt., has covered the San Diego Padres, Baltimore Orioles and New York Mets as a beat reporter. He also covered the New York Yankees for the New York Times from 1998 to 2001, and subsequently wrote a New York Times best seller about those historic teams, The Last Night of the Yankee Dynasty: The Game, the Team, and the Cost of Greatness. Olney’s latest book, released in November 2010, is How Lucky You Can Be: The Story of Coach Don Meyer. The book centers on Meyer, a little-known
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covered was Lipscomb University, where Meyer coached the men’s basketball team. Olney grew to know Meyer well over the years, and stayed in touch with the coach after leaving Nashville. In September 2008, Meyer was nearly killed in an automobile accident
after he fell asleep at the wheel leading a caravan of players on a team retreat. The crash claimed his left leg. Worse, during surgery to save his life, the operating doctor discovered Meyer had carcinoid cancer, a slow-developing but terminal form of the disease. “When I heard about his accident … I knew right away I wanted to do the story for television,” says Olney. That piece, produced for the ESPN news-magazine program “E:60,” was nominated for an Emmy. “But I knew I’d want to write a book on him, too,” he adds. Olney understood there was more to Meyer’s story than could be captured in a 13-minute TV segment. “I knew … the impact he had on people through the years.” Don Meyer hardly has the name recognition of other great college coaches. Few would — or even could — cite him alongside the likes of John Wooden,
Dean Smith or Mike Krzyzewski. But he is, nonetheless, admired by his peers. When Meyer retired from Northern State University at the end of the 2010 season, he left the South Dakota school as the all-time wins leader in men’s college basketball with 923 in 38 seasons — or 259 more wins than Wooden, generally acknowledged as the greatest college coach in history. “Not a lot of people know him,” says Olney. “But I knew how good his teams were and how seriously he took basketball, and what a big name he was in basketball circles.” As Olney’s book reveals, Meyer’s legacy is defined as much by his actions off the court as his legendary presence on it. His influence is reflected in the outpouring of support in the wake of his accident and subsequent diagnosis. In the book’s sixth chapter — the book’s “heart and soul,” according to Olney — we meet Wade Tomlinson, one
Dear Seven Days readers, Don’t you think it’s time we took our relationship to the next level? It’s been two years since you told us about that time you had sex in a Lutheran church during a Cub Scout meeting. Ditto the blow job you got while piloting a plane. We know you’re dying to tell someone about that guy you pegged in your office bathroom, and what you really want to do with that bulb of garlic you picked up at the farmers market. Why not let it be us? We won’t judge you. We will publish your responses, though — anonymously, of course — in our biannual Sex Issue on February 23. We’d love it if you’d fill out the online version of this form — at sevendaysvt.com. But, if you must, you can also fill out and mail in this ballot, and feel free to include extra paper if needed. Please note you must answer at least half of the questions in order for your ballot to count. And be honest! Send it to Sex Survey, Seven Days, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402. Deadline: Monday, January 31, at 5 p.m. XOXO, Seven Days
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My main form of birth control is: ❍❍ The pill, or other hormonal treatment ❍❍ IUD ❍❍ Condoms ❍❍ The pull-out method ❍❍ Menopause ❍❍ Vasectomy The sex position that reliably gets me off is ______________________________ . The most ambitious sex position I’ve tried is _____________________________ . In the past year I (check all that apply): ❍❍ Exposed myself on Chatroulette ❍❍ Sexted someone ❍❍ Had sex with someone I met through a website ❍❍ Uploaded a video of myself masturbating or having sex to an amateur porn site ❍❍ Found the love of my life through a personal site I watch porn: ❍❍ Never ❍❍ Once in a great while ❍❍ Once a month ❍❍ Once a week ❍❍ Every day ❍❍ All day long
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I cannot live without my (check all that apply): ❍❍ Vibrator ❍❍ Artificial vagina ❍❍ Cock ring ❍❍ Nipple clamps ❍❍ Butt plug ❍❍ Anal beads ❍❍ Dildo ❍❍ Other ___________________________ I have had (check all that apply): ❍❍ Crabs ❍❍ Herpes ❍❍ Chlamydia ❍❍ HPV ❍❍ Gonorrhea ❍❍ Syphilis ❍❍ HIV/AIDS I have: ❍❍ Had sex with more than one person at the same time ❍❍ Had sex multiple times in one day with different partners ❍❍ Peed on or been peed on ❍❍ Pooped on or been pooped on ❍❍ Had anal sex ❍❍ Had sex in a public place ❍❍ Pegged or been pegged ❍❍ Paid for sex ❍❍ Taken a class or seen a sex worker to improve my skills
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I perform oral sex: ❍❍ Never ❍❍ Occasionally ❍❍ As often as possible
When I perform oral sex on a partner, it’s usually (check all that apply): ❍❍ Because it turns me on ❍❍ Because I love making my partner feel good ❍❍ Because my partner begs me for it ❍❍ To make up for something mean I said ❍❍ To butter up my partner so I can get something out of him/her ❍❍ Because I can keep my virginity that way Anal sex is: ❍❍ Kind of fun every once in a while ❍❍ A regular offering on my sexual menu ❍❍ Gross ❍❍ Too painful to be an option ❍❍ Great, as long as the person on the bottom has just showered/done an anal douche ❍❍ The only way I get off An open relationship: ❍❍ Sounds great but never works out ❍❍ Only works if you set lots of rules ❍❍ Is cheating in disguise ❍❍ Is the key to happiness When I have sex I fantasize about someone other than my partner: ❍❍ Never ❍❍ Occasionally ❍❍ Only when I’m bored ❍❍ Every time If I knew my partner was fantasizing about someone else while we’re having sex, I would feel ____________________ . I tell my partner about my fantasies while we’re having sex: ❍❍ Never ❍❍ Sometimes ❍❍ Always I sometimes have fantasies that wouldn’t be ethical to act on. ❍❍ True ❍❍ False I believe the ideal relationship is a monogamous one. ❍❍ True ❍❍ False Having sex in the guest room when you’re staying with a friend is: ❍❍ Perfectly acceptable ❍❍ Totally rude ❍❍ Fine, if you’re quiet and strip the bed the next morning ❍❍ Only OK if you invite the friend to join
Having sex with a friend’s ex is: ❍❍ Never OK ❍❍ Fine, as long as you’ve discussed it with the friend first ❍❍ None of your friend’s business What is cheating (check all that apply)? ❍❍ The moment you start thinking dirty thoughts about someone else ❍❍ Texting/g-chatting/emailing dirty thoughts to someone else ❍❍ Sending naked or suggestive pictures of yourself to someone else ❍❍ Kissing someone else, with tongue ❍❍ When genitals are involved If I have sex with someone other than my partner and know it’s not going to happen again, it’s best to: ❍❍ Tell my partner right away ❍❍ Wait a few months to make sure it’s over before spilling the beans ❍❍ Pretend it never happened ❍❍ It doesn’t matter; I’m in an open relationship I get my best sex advice from: ❍❍ My best friend ❍❍ My mom/dad ❍❍ My sibling ❍❍ My partner ❍❍ This sex advice columnist: _________________________________ ❍❍ Other ___________________________ Hot or not (check what you think is hot)? ❍❍ Blow-up dolls ❍❍ Sex in public ❍❍ Bondage ❍❍ Rape fantasies ❍❍ Cock rings ❍❍ Fisting ❍❍ Dry humping ❍❍ Dildos that look like celebrities ❍❍ Menstruation ❍❍ Oral rimming ❍❍ Videotaping ❍❍ Amateur porn ❍❍ Pegging ❍❍ Flogging ❍❍ Fuzzy costumes ❍❍ Garlic up the butt I never thought I’d enjoy _________________but, damn, do I ever! I wish my partner would _____________ ______________________________ more.
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tragedy. “Coach, I can’t thank you enough,” Tomlinson says. Meyer’s response: “Wade, we all can’t thank each other enough.” While writing Lucky, Olney had a brush with just the sort of personal crisis he was chronicling. On January 1, 2010, his younger sister, Amelia, was diagnosed with leukemia. “It was almost as though, while I was writing about Coach Meyer, I was really writing for Amelia,” he says. He dedicated the book to his sister, who was recently pronounced cancer free following a grueling year of treatment. Olney says he’s never had more fun covering anything than he did writing about Meyer’s teams and Lipscomb’s rivalry with Belmont University. That’s quite a statement, considering he has covered some of the era’s most significant sports stories — chief among them, Cal Ripken OLNEY breaking Lou Gehrig’s record for consecutive games played and the Yankees dynasty. But Meyer’s story resonates with Olney so deeply because it’s personal. “It was like picking up a conversation that I had started when I was covering his teams in the late ’80s,” Olney says. “There was so much integrity to [the rivalry],” Olney continues. He explains that, more than the actual games, what made the rivalry compelling was its humanity, the personalities of the characters involved — people such as Wade Tomlinson and, of course, Don Meyer. “I drew [inspiration] out of this process,” says Olney of his inspiration for the book. “But really, I have been drawing out of knowing Coach Meyer since I was a reporter when I was 24 years old.”
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of Meyer’s former players. Tomlinson was distraught over news of the crash and didn’t know what he could do to help. It was only at the insistence of his wife, Jennifer, that he went to visit his fallen former coach in the hospital. Meyer had already touched Tomlinson’s life off the court. In 1999, 10 years after playing for Meyer, Tomlinson lost his 18-month-old son, Riley, when he drowned in a neighbor’s swimming pool. Meyer was the first person to come to the Tomlinsons’ aid following the tragedy. The coach handled funeral arrangements and served as a de facto grief counselor for the couple. “Both Wade and Jennifer told me they didn’t think there was any way their marriage would have survived without Coach Meyer,” says Olney. The author describes Meyer as a “24/7 coach,” a workaholic who put basketball B U STE R ahead of virtually everything. “He was the real deal,” Olney says. “He wasn’t in it for a shoe contract or headlines or a lot of money. He was in it because he thought it was important to help try and educate kids.” In 38 seasons, Meyer had only one player who reached eligibility but didn’t graduate. Olney says capturing that intensely passionate commitment, and the personal consequences of Meyer’s basketball obsession, presented a unique challenge. “[Meyer’s] wife and kids were very open about how much they sacrificed for basketball through the years,” he says. “But as a writer, part of the challenge with someone most people don’t know was how to quickly establish him as a character … that people are invested in and are learning about for the first time.” Meyer’s compassion, force of personality and strength of character often speak for themselves. Near the end of Chapter 6, Tomlinson seeks out Meyer at a basketball camp to thank him for helping him and his wife through their
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consumers in September and November, respectively. The ACE predicted that exergames, such as Wii Fit, will increasingly make inroads into fitness clubs and supplement more traditional workouts. No such full-scale transition has happened in Vermont, where we still prefer more analog ways of getting fit. But even here, people are using exergames to enhance their regular workouts, or as a springboard to starting a fitness regime. Recent advances in gaming technology have produced equipment that would have seemed unimaginable just 10 years ago, but the basic concept of exergaming isn’t new. Its inception can be tracked back to the 1980s, when virtual-reality technology was beginning to take off. Back then, exergames consisted of exercise bikes that allowed users to pedal through a virtual landscape. Because the equipment needed to operate such early systems was clunky and expensive, exergaming wasn’t an option for most people until the late 1990s. Then came the release of Dance Dance Revolution, which was cost effective and required few peripherals. But it was a workout. Anyone who has ever tried DDR, either on a home console or at an arcade, knows it tests even the most coordinated, cardiovascularly superior athletes. In 2006, Nintendo released its Wii console. The Wii Fit followed in 2007. Since then, exergaming has taken off, as companies see money to be made in physically interactive gaming. Exergaming systems all use slightly different technologies to achieve the same result — helping the user burn more calories than he would playing World of Warcraft at home in his underwear. The Wii Fit uses the Balance Board peripheral that gamers stand on while playing; it calculates balance, body mass index (BMI) and body control. The Kinect uses a depth sensor with an infrared laser to determine body position. It also incorporates 3-D imaging and face-recognition software, which scans users’ faces to retrieve their profiles and their fitness progress every time they play. More like the traditional Wii, the PlayStation3 Move uses a motion-sensing game controller — a glowing orb set atop a wand-like device that looks like a toy microphone. As such, the Move is the least popular and sophisticated of the three current options. Wii Fit games range from yoga to ski slaloming to the curiously named rhythm boxing. Kinect games include EA Sports Active 2, Kinect Sports and Your Shape
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Fitness Evolved, which includes punching Tompkins, who is about to start a free blocks, Hula-Hooping and a Simon-like weight-management program for overgame called Light Race that you play with weight teens, likens exergames to workyour feet. The PS3 Move offers Zumba out DVDs. They’re fun for a while, until Fitness, Get Fit With Mel B (is a former interest peters out. People don’t stick with Spice Girl) and a game called Sports games long enough to see results, most Champions whose challenges seem more often because they become repetitive, says Dungeons & Dragons than gym rat — pull- Tompkins. She points to research that ing a bow, lunging with a sword and block- shows the novelty of exergames typically ing attacks with a shield. wears off within a couple of months of first With such a broad range of exergames, playing. video-game companies are hoping to lure That was Nancy Kaplan’s experiboth serious gamers and those who might ence with exergaming. The Burlington never try games if not for the fitness com- city councilor, bought a Wii Fit a couple ponent. Lauren Nishikawa is in the serious years ago thinking it was the perfect comgamer category, and today at Champlain promise to get her “couch-potato kids” College she is my exergaming archrival. moving. They moved a little, but then they The 23-year-old is a graduate of stopped. Champlain’s e-gaming program and cur“As one might have suspected, they and rently works as a project manager at the I used it frantically for a few weeks,” Kaplan Emergent Media Center, so she knows writes in an email. Then the kids got Wii her games. Working out on her own at a tennis elbow, and Kaplan pulled a muscle traditional gym doesn’t appeal to her. At doing Wii Yoga. Needless to say, the Wii present, Nishikawa Fit isn’t used much for owns both the Wii and exercise in their house Xbox Kinect systems; anymore. in a good week, she More dedicated, says, she exergames at perhaps, are people least once a day. like Nishikawa and PS3 “It’s something Move user Josh Sled, that’s easy to do before of South Burlington, I go to work, or when I who are devoted come home at the end gamers seeking some of my day,” Nishikawa physical benefit from says. “It’s easier for their hours spent me to fit it into my behind the controller. schedule.” Sled, who describes Another draw: The himself as “not an machine takes care of active guy,” got the the often tedious job of PS3 Move and ordered recording your progthe EA Sports Active 2 L Au rEN NiShikAwA, ress. Unlike convengame with the intenchAmpL AiN co LLE gE tional exercise equiption of making a life EmErgEN t mE DiA cE NtEr ment — a jump rope or change regarding his free weights, say — the fitness. And he’s doing consoles can track your achievements and it. Like Nishikawa, Sled has exergamed give you encouragement. It’s like having a nearly every day since he got the game in personal trainer built into your television. November. For people who feel self-conscious “I get a serious workout without the about exercising in a gym, exergaming time/overhead or anxiety of leaving the is a good at-home alternative, says Caleb house, and with enough variety to keep the Vallencourt, fitness director at the Edge’s exercises interesting,” he writes in an email. South Burlington and Williston locations. Nishikawa’s practice on the Xbox Plus, he adds, “Anything to get people off Kinect shows. After annihilating me in the couch is fantastic.” two-player Hula-Hooping at the Emergent But are video-game workouts as good Media Center, she proceeds to spank me as the real thing? While exergaming may in table tennis, wipe the floor with me in be great for those committed to a sed- beach volleyball and flat-out murder me in entary lifestyle, research suggests it’s no the ridiculous Light Race. substitute. Exergames provide light-toBut I rally. I crush her in sprinting, moderate physical activity, while recom- javelin and smashing blocks. I’m calling it mended exercise involves moderate-to- a tie, despite a fairly convincing thrashing, vigorous physical activity, says Dr. Connie and leave our e-sparring match feeling Tompkins, assistant professor of exercise slightly fatigued and moderately demoralphysiology at University of Vermont. ized. I think I’ll stick with old-fashioned “It’s better than nothing, and it’s better fitness.m than conventional video games,” says Tompkins, who owns a Wii Fit and admits to working up a sweat playing Wii Boxing. Got a comment? Contact Lauren Ober But, she emphasizes, that’s not a viable at lauren@sevendaysvt.com. alternative for traditional exercise.
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K, get ready for Suckville.” Considering that this complaint comes from a well-muscled guy who has just done several rounds of handstand push-ups — on top of rubber-bumper weight-plates stacked on wooden boxes — I know he means business. I’m bracing myself for the workout that he, I and five other class participants are ready to undergo at the Champlain Valley CrossFit gym in Williston. Trainer and gym co-owner Jade Jenny starts the clock and cranks up the music, and, for the next 15 minutes, I find myself alternating among three torturous exercises. First I’m dropping to the ground, thrusting my legs back for a push-up and exploding back to standing position while hoisting 30 pounds of weight to my shoulders in the “burpee power clean.” Seven times in a row. Next up are 42 “single-unders” with the jump rope, followed by seven front squats with that same 30 pounds. All of it nonstop, as many times as possible, while I try to keep score of how many rounds I complete so I can record them on a whiteboard. I try to forget that I haven’t skipped rope since “Charles in Charge” was on in prime time. Yeah, it’s pretty much Suckville. But for hundreds of thousands of CrossFit acolytes around the country, this ballsto-the-wall, back-to-basics approach is revolutionizing what it means to be strong, fit and healthy. A mashup of traditional weight lifting, military-style boot camp and gymnastics class, CrossFit also has healthy doses of competition and cultlike devotion. The basic workout was founded nearly 20 years ago by a former gymnast in California, but only in the last 10 years, as workouts were shared online
and devotees began to open their gyms, did CrossFit really gain momentum. Two thousand five hundred “affiliates” now operate worldwide. Since Jenny and his business partner, Betsy Baker, opened Chittenden County’s first CrossFit facility here in September, plenty of northern Vermonters have jumped on board, too. “It’s insane,” says Erik Giard-Chase, a 24-year-old Burlington resident, of how the regimen has pumped up his fitness level and athletic ability. “CrossFit pushes you to question who you are and what you are capable of, both physically and mentally, never settling for less and always trying to better yourself.” When Jenny first invited me to try out the new CrossFit facility, I was peripherally aware of the trend as a workout espoused by a few ripped jocks such as exski-racer Eva Twardokens. Now, having accepted Jenny’s invitation, I’m getting a crash course in what it’s all about. In CrossFit lingo, a gym is a “box.” The Williston spot next to a Benjamin
croSSfit’S WorlD-clASS fitNESS iN 100 WorDS “Eat meat and vegetables, nuts and seeds, some fruit, little starch and no sugar. Keep intake levels that will support exercise but not body fat. Practice and train major lifts: deadlift, clean, squat, presses, C&J and snatch. Similarly, master the basics of gymnastics: pull-ups, dips, rope climb, push-ups, sit-ups, presses to handstand, pirouettes, flips, splits and holds. Bike, run, swim, row, etc., hard and fast. Five or six days per week mix these elements in as many combinations and patterns as creativity will allow. Routine is the enemy. Keep workouts short and intense. Regularly learn and play new sports.”
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“thrusters” of squatting and then popping the weight overhead, interspersed with burpees — Randall chooses Rx’d, with 135 pounds of weight. Though I tell Jenny I’m fit and strength train regularly, he’s conservative and gives me 25 pounds, less than Level 3. I finish my 100 sets in just under 10 minutes. It takes Randall nearly a halfhour. By the end of it, he’s starfished on the floor. This is becoming a common sight for me at CrossFit: Nearly everyone collapses, gasping for air, as Jenny turns down the volume on Citizen Cope and Flo Rida. I’m not too surprised to learn later that one of the CrossFit mascots is “Pukey the Clown.” Members have thrown up, says Jenny, “but that isn’t
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t’s the first of January. You awaken with a headache, swearing off wine, cheese sauces, shortbread — everything that made December a glorious gastronomic blur. For you and the rest of the Western world, it’s time for a cleanse. You resolve to drop sugar, alcohol, wheat, dairy and caffeine for at least a month. The first day goes well, perhaps because you’re in bed by nine. It’s the fifth of January. You’ve given up sugar for a few days, drunk a few kale smoothies. Then you trip over a currant scone at a coffee shop, and one dietary slip makes a too-ambitious plan come tumbling down like a house of cards. Again. It’s the 12th of January, and again you try to rein in your baser food impulses, growing more severe and masochistic in your plans. You buy piles of vegetables for stock, lemons and maple syrup for hot elixirs, psyllium to scrape the colon clean. It will be the ultimate fasting cleanse, the one you never finished last year. Soon, brain fog sets in as toxins flood your bloodstream. Mmm, not so fast. Though you may feel all gunked up from the holidays, January is, sadly, not the season for a full-on flush. Timing is everything, and a high-drama winter flush is inclined to failure. “Winter’s not the time to do a big cleanse or fast. It just doesn’t make you happy,” says Laura Savard, the co-owner of and holistic health counselor at All Wellness in Burlington and a certified holistic nutritionist. Chinese herbal medicine holds that fasts and cleanses are best undertaken in the spring, “when people have the
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Courtesy of Marcy Balter of Interlude and adapted from If the Buddha Came to Dinner: How to Nourish Your Body to Awaken Your Spirit by Halé Sofia Schatz. Serves 1-2. 1-2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1 medium sweet potato 1 medium white or yellow onion, coarsely chopped 1 avocado, chopped salt and pepper Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Add sweet potato and bake until soft, about one hour. Remove and slice when room temperature. Heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a sauté pan. Sauté onion in the oil until lightly browned. Add sliced sweet potato and chopped avocado. Sauté ingredients until heated, adding one more tablespoon of oil if needed. Salt and pepper to taste.
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“warming” foods in higher esteem during the cold months — even oil and salt. While cleansing is a familiar concept these days, its history is full of oddities. After the Civil War, a physician named James Salisbury used his experience treating the loose bowels of Union soldiers to declare that vegetables and grains actually harmed our insides, and that people were best served by a diet
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of coffee and boiled minced beef. His contribution to the American diet was the enduring Salisbury steak. The doctor thought that, ingested three times daily with copious amounts of water, it would cleanse the body of its ills. Minced, boiled or fried beef has dubious health benefits — but even cleanses from the holistic crowd can get wacky. Balter once went on a watermelon diet for a few days, “and you’re up so high when you do that,” she says. “You feel out of your head. I wouldn’t even suggest experimenting with it.” Some of us, though, love extremes. One Seven Days staffer’s wife advocates for three days of apples followed by a quarter cup of olive oil. “I was dreaming of doughnuts. It was a great intestinal cleanse,” she says. For those who want to take it a little easier, experts such as Balter say the most effective kind of snowy-weather inner scrub involves a few simple tenets: slowing down your digestion; coaxing your liver to bile up; capturing free radicals with cocoa, blueberries or green tea; and keeping your gut flora happy and warm. Kicking the system down a notch for a seasonal rest is key, says Savard. “Your digestion is always going, and your body is working really hard,” she says. “When you’re always eating, you’re never in that slow-down mode.” One way Savard changes the pace is by substituting one CLEANSING ME SOFTLY
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Those will include egg rolls, chicken wings and banh mi — the real deal, says Chau, who views many of the baguette sandwiches available in the area as Americanized versions. Customers may find themselves eating to an urban beat: A trained recording engineer, Chau has set up a studio in Night Life. He says that he specializes in hip-hop, but admits, “I’m no rap star or anything.” Who knows — maybe the next top-40 discovery will be made between bites of banh mi. — A. L.
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In the early hours of Wednesday, January 12, PEtE Johnson loaded up the truck on his Craftsbury farm, PEtE’s GrEEns, that would deliver GooD Eats csa shares all over Vermont. At 3 a.m., he returned to bed — only to be woken by a boom at about 4:20. His barn was on fire. The noise was caused by pieces of the building that were collapsing in the blaze. CSA manager aMy sKELton says the barn was underinsured: “We set the values for that place a long time ago.” The farm was constructing a major addition to the structure, which wasn’t yet on the policy. The insurance also didn’t cover the coolers, equipment or produce, or the tractor-trailer containing large amounts of pork, beef and chicken. The insurance, Skelton says, “will cover maybe half of what we need to rebuild.” So Pete’s Greens is reaching out to members and friends. Its website now features links to a page with more information about the fire and to PayPal, which folks can use to pledge any amount to help rebuild the barn and replace equipment lost in the blaze. Other local businesses are helping in creative ways: Burlington’s Jordan Silverman Photography is selling photos of the farm and of Pete Johnson himself. All money raised will go directly to Pete’s Greens. The United Church of Craftsbury, the Art House and Stardust Books & Café will hold a benefit supper and art sale on Wednesday, January 19, at 6 p.m. at the church in Craftsbury Common. All proceeds will go to Pete’s Greens. JunIPEr’s rEstaurant in Lyndonville will donate 25 percent of the proceeds from its Thursday, January 20, localvore dinner to the farm. The MaD rIvEr vaLLEy LocaLvorE ProJEct will host its “Bid for the Barn” silent auction from January 23 through 30. Available items include a chef’s-table tasting at hEn of thE WooD at thE GrIst MILL. Craftsbury Outdoor Center will host a BKL ski race in Johnson’s honor at 10 a.m. on Saturday, January 22. All locations of aMErIcan fLatBrEaD will donate a percentage of their January 27 sales to the farm. aPPLEchEEK farM will serve a benefit dinner on February 4. For fundraising and recovery updates, check petes greens.com.
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Caress your Battered liver and Calm the hostile innards of an inflamed Colon. still are in Europe,” says Guido Masé, who grew up in Italy but now lives in Montpelier and works as the clinical herbalist for Urban Moonshine Bitters, a Burlington company that produces herbal bitters. He pointed out that predinner aperitifs (such as Campari) and post-dinner digestifs are still the norm across the Atlantic. At American meals, beer and vodka have taken their place. “We’ve lost the medicinal component of happy hour,” Masé laments. “In every bar in the world is a true herbal remedy,” says Jovial King, founder and owner of Urban Moonshine. A bracing 802 Old Fashioned at the Bluebird Tavern may spike your bile production, though its alcohol content blunts the effect. But a squirt of bitters in a glass of water or tea each morning can stimulate digestive enzymes.
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Use organic vegetables when possible. Serves 4. 1 tablespoon mustard seeds 1 tablespoon cumin seeds 3 tablespoons vegetable oil or ghee 1 medium yellow onion, quartered and slivered 2 cloves garlic, minced 1-inch nub of ginger, minced 1 green chile pepper, such as serrano, deseeded and finely chopped 4 cups root vegetables, such as turnips, rutabagas, parsnips or sweet potatoes, peeled, trimmed and diced 2 medium carrots, peeled and cut into small dice 1 tablespoon ground coriander 1 tablespoon garam masala 1 tablespoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon turmeric 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper (increase to 1 teaspoon for spicier curry) 1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom Dash of ground cinnamon A few grinds of fresh black pepper 3 fresh tomatoes, deseeded and diced, or 1 can crushed tomatoes 1 cup frozen peas 2 cups vegetable or chicken stock Dollops of plain yogurt (optional) 1/2 cup fresh cilantro, chopped Lightly crush mustard and cumin seeds with a pestle or the back of a large spoon. place a heavy-bottomed pot over low heat and toast seeds on dry bottom for 4 to 5 minutes, shaking pan occasionally. Add oil or ghee and allow to heat for 2 minutes. Add onions, garlic, ginger and chile and cook until onions are softened, about 5 minutes. Add root vegetables and carrots and stir to coat with oil. Add the remaining spices and sauté mixture for five minutes. Add tomatoes, peas and stock. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low, cover and simmer for 45 minutes. Taste vegetables; they should have a hint of body — the key is to catch them before they get too soggy. If still undercooked, add a bit more stock and taste again in 15 minutes. Once veggies reach desired doneness, remove from heat and stir in 2 tablespoons of cilantro. Spoon curry over white or brown basmati rice and, if you’re dairy minded, also spoon one dollop of yogurt over each serving, then sprinkle with remaining cilantro.
Come spring, bitter greens such as dandelion greens and escarole can be blended into salads for a leafy liver wake-up call. In the depths of winter, we can look to endive and radicchio to accomplish the same task.
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Joan Gorman, once the inn’s pastry chef, has had plenty of offers to prepare desserts for area restaurants, she says, but has turned them all down. Instead, she plans on hosting occasional dinners for inn guests, though she’ll more likely stew up Mexican mole than Indian specialties. “That was Thom’s,” she says.
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Think chicken-curry wraps, sesame noodles, panini, and a mac and cheese made with local cheddar, as well as a range of coffees and, in summer, herbally infused teas. Sugarsnap has been offering to-go salads and sandwiches at ECHO’s gift shop since November. The partnership started when Sugarsnap aced the “Food Less Traveled” event at the aquarium, in which six local chefs competed to create dishes with the lowest food miles. “After years of managing the café, I’m happy to pass the torch,” says tIna LECOurs, ECHO’s director of guest service and private events. “Sugarsnap was such a good fit, because they’re local and organic.” Sugarsnap will seasonally
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Though citrus’ cleansing moment is more toward spring, lemons are the muscle behind the Master Cleanse, the legendary draconian regimen of lemon juice, maple syrup, cayenne pepper and warm water — and little else — for 10 days. For those who eschew that extreme, puckery, flavorful lemon concoctions increase body temperature and circulate and clear toxins. Taken in the morning
Evening bitter Cocktail for the Well-Intentioned but undisciplined With bitters, lemon and orange juices, this elixir has half of what you need to give your liver a little scrub. Unfortunately, the liquor will cancel out any tonic effects. Makes one drink. 2 ounces whiskey 1/2 ounce Grade B maple syrup Juice of 1/2 meyer lemon Juice of 1/2 navel orange, and its zest Generous dash of urban moonshine citrus bitters combine ingredients in a drink mixer with a few ice cubes and shake vigorously. Strain over ice and garnish with orange zest.
before a regular meal, a lemon/cayenne/ maple elixir “is great for circulation,” according to Balter. It’s the principle behind the solid reputation of hot toddies (lemon, whiskey, sugar, hot water) and hot teas with lemon. Grapefruit also has cred as a flush. Balter (who’s in Florida this winter) recently underwent a daily morning regimen of the fresh-squeezed juice of one pink grapefruit with one or two pressed garlic cloves, two tablespoons of olive oil or flax-seed oil, and one tablespoon of soy lecithin. “My eyes seemed brighter, and my joints don’t ache,” she says.
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who hosted a talk by Kessler last year. “His premise is that you can be a food addict,” Harvey-Berino says. “I don’t think there is a lot of agreement in the scientific community about this stuff.” Hunter, however, is convinced. She uses Morton salt as an example, pointing out that just behind sodium on the ingredient list lies a surprise: dextrose. “Isn’t that a crime?” she asks, raising her voice. “It’s layered in. All that stuff has sugar and creates cravings, and you can’t stop.” Finding one’s own healthy way of eating is the core of Eating With Grace. The program is not a diet. As Hunter describes it, her groups and individual sessions are intended to teach patients to love and care for themselves. “As we grow up, we become the Mom of our own body,” she explains. “We’re the one who becomes in charge of all the things that our parents used to be — getting dressed, being where we need to, getting enough rest...” And eating responsibly. This is especially difficult, says Hunter, because “when we’re newborns, food and Mom are the same thing.” Since, for most of us, food was our first relationship, many of us fall back on it in times of strife — or celebration. When Eating With Grace clients enroll in a group, Hunter believes, the relationships they build are part of the cure. She keeps the groups the same gender for optimal openness and comfort — right now, only female groups are offered.
Over each 12- to 16-week course, five to nine Eating With Grace participants gather weekly to discuss their progress. Hunter gives each woman a copy of The Don’t Diet, Live-It! Workbook: Healing Food, Weight & Body Issues, by Andrea Wachter and Marsea Marcus, a pair of California-based family therapists. Each week, the group is expected to complete one or two chapters, which cover topics such as emotional versus physical hunger and competition versus camaraderie. The book assigns its readers to write journal entries, do art therapy and answer probing questions; the steps are laid out in “journeys,” literalizing the concept of a voyage of self-discovery. Hunter adds her own touches. She advises patients faced with food choices to stay mindful by visualizing a stoplight. If the food is a trigger that may cause a binge, such as a favorite dessert, the light goes red. Yellow lights are for dishes that may not be dangerous but aren’t particularly healthy. Green lights signal the OK to enjoy nutritious meals. Unlike diets such as Weight Watchers, which assign colors to “safe” and “unsafe” foods, Hunter lets patients decide for themselves based on their experiences. Before enrolling in a group, clients must undergo a one-hour individual psychotherapy session with Hunter;
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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7. No-Parking Areas. No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations:
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(156) [Reserved.] On the east side of South Williams Street, 20 feet North and south of the exit of 70 South Williams street.
No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof:
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The following locations are designated for the parking of motorcycles only: (1) Through (6) As Written (7) [Reserved.] On the south side of King Street in the space between 51 and 59 king street. Adopted this 12th day of January 2011 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant DirectorTechnical Services Adopted 01/12/2011; Published 01/19/11; Effective 02/09/11 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances:
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COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE-Wetland Conservation Zone #ZA 11-03 1st reading: 11/22/10; referred to the Ordinance Committee Public hearing date: 01/10/11 2nd reading: 01/10/11 Adopted: 01/10/11 Published: 01/19/11 Effective: 02/09/11 That Appendix A, Comprehensive Development Ordinance, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Section 4.5.4(b) and replacing Map 4.5.4-1 to read as follows: Sec. 4.5.4 Natural Resource Protection Overlay (NR) District (a) Purpose and Authority: As written. (b) Areas Affected This overlay district includes all areas delineated on Map 4.5.41 – Natural Resources Protection Overlay (NR) District and is divided into four (4) subparts: 1.
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LEGALS [CONT.] COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE— Mental Health Crisis Center #ZA 11-04 1st reading: 11/22/10;
That Appendix A, Comprehensive Development Ordinance, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Section 5.4.11 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 5.4.11 Mental Health Crisis Center A Mental Health
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Crisis Center shall be considered a conditional use in the Residential – Medium Density (RM) Neighborhood Mixed-Use (NMU) district and subject to all applicable provisions of Art 3, Part 5, and the site and design review standards in Art. 6. In addition to conditional use standards, proposals for a Mental Health Crisis Center shall also comply with the following requirements: (a) A Mental Health Crisis Center may only be permitted on lots fronting on Flynn Avenue and/or Pine
Street within one thousand (1,000) feet of the northwest corner of Pine St and Flynn Avenue. (b) The expansion of or a new Mental Health Crisis Center may only be permitted in a principal building existing as of January 1, 2007; (c) (b) Inpatient shortterm crisis care shall not exceed fourteen (14) consecutive nights; (d) (c) The number of beds for inpatient use shall not exceed ten (10); (e) (d) All dimensional standards for the underlying zoning per the requirements of Art.
4 shall be applicable. * Material stricken out deleted. ** Material underlined added. COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE— Tree List Requirement #ZA 11-05 1st reading: 11/22/10; referred to the Ordinance Committee Public hearing: 01/10/11 2nd reading: 01/10/11 Adopted: 01/10/11 Published: 01/19/11 Effective: 02/09/11
That Appendix A, Comprehensive Development Ordinance, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Section 3.1.2(a) thereof to read as follows: Sec. 3.1.2 Zoning Permit Required Except for that development which is exempt from a permit requirement under Sec. 3.1.2(c) below, no development may be commenced within the city without a zoning permit issued by the
administrative officer including but not limited to the following types of exterior and interior work: (a) Exterior Work: 1. – 8. As written. 9. Tree removal involving six (6) or more trees, each of ten (10) inches or greater in caliper or the removal of ten (10) or more trees, each of which is three (3) inches or greater in caliper during any consecutive twelve (12) month period. Such land development shall require the advance
approval of the DRB under the criteria set forth in Article 6, Part 2 hereof before a zoning permit may be issued. This requirement shall apply to trees as defined by the city arborist in writing and on file at the city’s department of planning and zoning, but not to bushes, shrubs or other species. 10. - 20. As written. Balance of Sec. 3.1.2 As written. * Material stricken out deleted. ** Material underlined added.
sevendaysvt.com/classifieds FIVE OPENINGS AUDIT ADVISORY COMMITTEE On Monday, February 7, 2011, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies for the five openings on the Audit Advisory Committee. The Audit Advisory Committee shall consist of five (5) members appointed by the City Council who are knowledgeable in accounting principles and auditing standards, internal control systems, financial reporting and have an understanding of audit committee operations. At least three (3) of the members shall be Certified Public Accountants (CPA) with experience as auditors. At least two (2) of the members shall be Burlington residents. The initial appointments of members of the Committee shall be one (1) member for a one (1) year term, two (2) members for two (2) year terms and two (2) members appointed for three (3) year terms, with all appointments thereafter for three (3) year terms. Initial appointments to this Committee shall be for terms beginning February 1, 2011 and subsequent appointments shall begin on June 30th of each year. Annually, the Committee will select its chairperson from among its members.
On Monday, February 7, 2011, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards: Cemetery Commission Term Expires 6/30/11 One Opening Conservation Board Term Expires 6/30/12 One Opening Fence Viewer Term Expires 6/30/11 One Opening Telecommunications Advisory Committee Term Expires 6/30/12 One Opening Applications are available at the Clerk/ Treasurer’s Office, Second Floor, City Hall, and must be received in the Clerk/ Treasurer’s Office by 4:30 p.m., Wednesday, February 2, 2011. Applicants must be nominated by a member of the City Council to be considered for a position; a list of Council members is also available at the Clerk/ Treasurer’s Office. Please call the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office at 865-7136 for further information. * * * *PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE* * * * A public hearing regarding changes to the City of Burlington “Vehicles for Hire” and “Airport Ground Transportation Rules and Regulations” will be held on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, at 6 p.m., in Contois Auditorium, at City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington, VT. The DRAFT of this document can be found on the Burlington Airport’s website at www.btv. aero under the “Ground Transport” tab home page as well as under the “Taxi” drop down.
Dated at the City of Burlington in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont this 6th day of January, 2011.
US Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v. Richard A. Lang, Teresa V. Dombek-Lang a/k/a Teresa V. Lang, United States of America, Department of the
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NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by US Bank, N.A. to Richard A. Lang dated January 31, 2003 and recorded in Volume 212, Page 340 of the Land Records of the Town of Jericho, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:00 P.M. on February 15, 2011, at 28 White Oaks Drive, Jericho, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Richard A. Lang and Teresa Dombek Lang by Warranty Deed of Erik V. Lundberg and Rosa M. Lundberg dated January 30, 2003 and recorded in Volume 212 at Page 337 of the Town of Jericho Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash or cashier’s check by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Jericho.
The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 14th day of January, 2010. US Bank, N.A. By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. 129-10 Cnc EverHome Mortgage Company, Plaintiff v. James Yandow, New England Federal Credit Union and Occupants residing at 178 River Road, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants
22, 2003 and recorded in Volume 475, Page 154 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:30 A.M. on February 15, 2011, at 178 River Road, Colchester, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Travis Lavallee and April Lavallee by Warranty Deed of Roberta Mattison Smith dated 6 June 2002 and recorded in Volume 391, Page 135 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash or cashier’s check by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Colchester.
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The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.
By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by EverHome Mortgage Company to James Yandow dated December
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Date: 1/3/11 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: C.P. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 338-8-08 Cnjv
EverHome Mortgage Company By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403
NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Jeremy Gadue, putative father of C.P. The State of Vermont has filed a petition to terminate your residual parental rights to C.P. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination NOTICE OF HEARING of all residual parental rights to C.P. will be TO: Ernest Bergman, held on February 3, 2011 putative father of D.G. at 1:00 o’clock P.M., at The State of Vermont the Vermont Superior has filed a petition Court, Chittenden Family to terminate your Division, 32 Cherry residual parental rights Street, Burlington, to D.G. You are hereby notified that a hearing to Vermont. You are consider the termination notified to appear in connection with this case. of all residual parental Failure to appear at this rights to D.G. will be hearing will result in the held on February 9, 2011 termination of any rights at 2:00 o’clock P.M., at you may have to C.P. The the Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Family State is represented by the Attorney General’s Division, 32 Cherry Office, 103 South Main Street, Burlington, Calcoku operations as a guide, fill Waterbury, Vermont.Using Youthe areenclosed mathStreet, the grid using the numbers 1 - 6 only once in each notified to appear in con- Vermont 05602-0602. row and column. Other parties include nection with this case. 11+ 15+ C.P. and Ann Payea. Failure to appear at this hearing will result in the 2- of any 2- rights 6+ 36x Thomas J. Devine___ termination Superior Court Judge you may have to D.G. TheSudoku State is represented 4- thebyfollowing 2÷ Complete puzzle by using the Date: in 1/6/11 the Attorney General’s numbers 1-9 only once each row, column Office, and 103 South Main 3 3 x 32÷box. 1Street, Waterbury, Vermont 05602-0602. 2÷ include 18+ 14Other parties D.G. and Amanda Gavin. STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: D.G. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 6-1-10Cnjv
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In addition, this property is listed on the VT Active Hazardous Sites list (SMS Site #94-1631) and is currently undergoing monitoring to track residual petroleum contamination from a former underground storage tank system. Contamination at this site appears to be focused near the western property boundary and there does not appear to be any impact to the current onsite dwelling. Monitoring work is eligible for coverage under the VT Petroleum Cleanup Fund, with a deductible of $10,000. It is possible that some credit could be granted towards the deductible for previous work that has been conducted at the site. Any monitoring/cleanup work that is required by the state will be eligible for coverage under the VT PCF after the deductible is met. Prior to conducting any subsurface work, excavation, or groundwater extraction in the vicinity of the contamination on this property, the Agency of Natural Resources, Department of Environmental Conservation, Waste Management Division must be notified. Information on the site’s status may be obtained from VT ANR/DEC/WMD, 103 South Main St./West Building, Waterbury, VT 05671-0404, (802) 241-3888.
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Owner(s) of Record: Bilmar Team Cleaners (Margaret Murray). Property Address: 150 Shelburne St., Burlington VT. Tax Account/Map Lot Number: # 054-2028-000. Deed recorded at: Vol. 340, Pg. 480, on. Reference may be had to said deed for a more particular description of said lands and premises, as the same appears in the Land Records of the City of Burlington
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of the above named estate. All creditors having claims against the estate must present their claims in writing within 4 months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy filed with the register of the Probate Court. The claim will be forever barred if it is not presented as described above within the four month deadline. Dated: January 7, 2011 Signed: Barbara Ekedahl, Executrix Address: 37 County Road Lincoln, VT 05443 Name of Publication: Seven Days First Publication Date: January 12, 2011 Second Publication Date: January 19, 2011 Address of Probate Court Chittenden District Probate Court PO Box 511 Burlington, VT 05402
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of the Estate of Theodore E. Bissonnette, late of the City of Winooski. I have been appointed a personal representative of the above named
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The contents of storage unit(s) 01-04488 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 3rth of the month of February, 2011 to satisfy the debt of Debra Million. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.
DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (toll free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636, 24/7. CHITTENDEN FAMILIES TOGETHER MEETING Wednesday, January 26, 5:30-7 p.m. Vermont Family Network Conference Room, 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240 Williston. Families Together groups meet in a few locations around the state to provide parents with supportive connections and relevant information. Focus of the groups is on concerns of families with high school youth and adults who have developmental disabilities. Info, Jan Hancock, 802-876-5315 ext. 215, jan.hancock@ vtfn.org. CENTRAL VERMONT MAN TO MAN PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP Wednesday, January 19, 6-7:45 p.m. Central Vermont Medical Center, Conference Room #2 . Open discussion may include subjects of concern, updating personal prostate cancer histories and sharing experiences. Info, Paul Irons, 461-6222 or Jennifer Blacklock, 1-866-466-0626 (press 3 at greeting, ext. 6308).
THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS Burlington Chapter TCF which meets on the 3rd Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Road, Williston - for more information call Dee Ressler, 802 660-8797. Rutland Chapter TCF which meets on the 1st Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Grace Congregational Church, West St., Rutland, VT - for more information call Susan Mackey, 802 446-2278. Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) also serves bereaved parents with monthly peer support groups, with short-term educational consultations and referrals to local grief and loss counselors. HVS is located in the Marble Works district in Middlebury. Please call 802-388-4111 for more information about how to connect with appropriate support services.
LGBTQ GRIEF AND LOSS GROUP Every Monday, 12pm, RU12? Community Center, Champlain Mill, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Winooski. A once-a-week group is forming at RU12? for those interested in giving voice to their experience(s) with loss and listening to other’s. Topics could include but are not limited to: grieving, letting go, resolution, moving on, self-image, rituals, and learnings. Contact thecenter@ru12.org for more information. TRANS GUY’S GROUP Every fourth Monday, RU12? Community Center, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Champlain Mill 1st Floor, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. This is a social and support group specifically for trans men. This informal, peer-facilitated group welcomes maleidentified people at any stage of transition. As this is currently a closed group, please contact the center to sign up: thecenter@ru12.org or 860-RU12. GLAM CORE GROUP MEETING Wednesdays, 6-7:30 p.m., RU12? Community Center, Champlain Mill, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Winooski. We’re looking for young gay and bi guys who are interested in putting together great events, meeting new people, and reaching out to other guys! Core Group runs our program, and we want your input! If you’re a young gay or bisexual man who would like to get involved, email us at glam@ru12. org or check us out on Facebook (http://www. facebook.com/glamvt).
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The contents of storage unit(s) 01-04179 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 27th of the month of January, 2011 to satisfy the debt of Penny Marshall. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.
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INFERTILITY PEER GROUP Feeling lonely & isolated as you confront infertility? Share feelings, stories & coping strategies at informal, peer-led meetings w/ people facing similar challenges. $5. First Monday of the month, 7-9 PM, Christ Church Presbyterian, Burlington. Presented by RESOLVE of New England. Info: admin@resolveofthebaystate.org.
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sevendaysvt.com/classifieds TRANS SUPPORT GROUP Every first and third Wednesday, RU12? Community Center, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Champlain Mill 1st Floor, Winooski, 6:30-8 p.m. This peer-led, informal group is open to all trans people and to any discussion topics raised. It is a respectful and confidential space for socializing, support, and discussion. Contact thecenter@ru12.org for more information. LGBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace offers peer-led support groups for survivors of relationship violence, dating violence, emotional violence or hate violence. These groups give survivors a safe and supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, and offer and receive support. Please call Ann or Brenda at 863-0003 if you are interested in joining one of these groups or for more information.
EATING DISORDERS SUPPORT GROUP This is a therapist-facilitated, drop-in support group for women with eating disorders. Women over 18 only please. This group will be held every other Wednesday from 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, So. Burlington. 802-658-9440.
QUIT SMOKING GROUPS Are you ready to live a smoke-free lifestyle? Free 4-week Quit Smoking Groups are being offered through the VT Quit Network Fletcher Allen Quit in Person program in your community. Free Nicotine Replacement products are available for program participants. For more information or to register, call 847-6541 or wellness@ vtmednet.org. For ongoing statewide class schedules, contact the VT Quit Network at www. vtquitnetwork.org.
BEREAVEMENT SUPPORT GROUP Learn how to cope with grief, with the intention of receiving and offering support to each other. The group is informal and includes personal sharing of our grief experiences. Open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. There is no fee. Meets every other week Mondays, 6-8 p.m. at the Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice, Barre. 802-223-1878, www.cvhhh.org. DIGESTIVE SUPPORT GROUP Join this open support group, hosted by Carrie Shamel, and gain information regarding digestive disorders. If you suffer from any kind of digestive disorder or discomfort this is the place for you! Open to all. Meets the first Monday of every month at 6 p.m. in the Healthy Living Learning Center. For more information contact Carrie Shamel at carrie.shamel@gmail. com. www.llleus.org/ state/vermont/html. AL-ALNON IN ST. JOHNSBURY Tues. & Thurs., 7 p.m., Kingdom Recovery Center (Dr. Bob’s birthplace), 297 Summer St., St. Johnsbury. Sat., 10 a.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, Cherry St., St. Johnsbury. SEEKING ACTIVE RETIREES/50+ To form a social group. Snowshoeing, theater, biking, hiking, kayaking, etc. Please call 802864-0604. Lv. msg. if no answer.
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS (NA) Drug Problem? We Can Help. If you think you have a problem with drugs, including alcohol, give yourself a break. Narcotics Anonymous is a fellowship for individuals who have a desire to recover from the disease of addiction. NA offers a practical and proven way to live and enjoy life without the use of drugs. To find an NA Meeting near you in Vermont or Northern New York, please go to www.cvana. org/Meetinglist.pdf or call our 24-hour, toll free, confidential number, (866) 580-8718 or (802) 862-4516. For more information about NA, please go to http://www. na.org/?ID=ips-index and click on “>Is NA for Me? CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP AND FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at The Bagel Cafe, Ethan Allen Shopping Center, N. Ave., Burlington. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport). ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Saturdays 10-11:30 a.m. & Wednesdays 5:30-6:30, 45 Clark St., Burlington. Contact Brenda at 338-1170.
Open 24/7/365. Post & browse ads at your convenience. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. 223-7638 for more information. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee. This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-4799450, or ljlivendale@ yahoo.com. BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction? We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-343-2027.
OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.
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A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-861-3150. BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Rd., Williston. Info, 660-8797. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne. For info. or to register, contact Kathi at 802-985-8600. WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence. Please call 864-0555 ext. 20 for information.
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MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER Support group meets 6-8 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month at the Hope Lodge at the UVM/FAHC campus. 1-800-ACS-2345.
CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS Meets on Sundays from 12-1 p.m. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. This is a fellowship of men and women that meet and review the 12 steps of CODA, read stories from the CODA anonymous big book and share their experiences, strengths and hopes as we support each other. Open to everyone. Info: Larry, WLTRS@aol. com, 802-658-9994 or Jeff, JCDANIS@ Burlingtontelecom. net, 802-863-3674. For directions, call the Turning Point Center at 802-861-3150.
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CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP This group offers support to those caring for loved ones with memory loss due to dementia. The group meets the second and fourth Thursday of the month from 6:30-7:30 p.m. at The Converse Home, 272 Church St, Burlington. For more info call: 802-862-0401.
VEGGIE SUPPORT GROUP Want To Feel Supported On Your Vegetarian/Vegan Journey? Want more info. on Healthy Veggy Diets? Want to share and socialize at Veggy Potlucks, and more, in the greater Burlington Area? This is your opportunity to join with other like-minded folks. veggy4life@gmail.com, 802-658-4991.
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MALE GBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace is offering a peer-led support group for male- identified survivors of relationship violence, dating violence, emotional violence or hate violence. This group will meet in Winooski at the RU12? Community Center and will be facilitated by Damian. Support groups give survivors a safe and supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, and offer and receive support. 802-863-0003.
NAMI CONNECTION (National Alliance on Mental Illness) NAMI Connection Recovery Support Group for individuals living with mental illnesses. Call Tammy at 1-800-6396480 or email us at connections@namivt.org BENNINGTON: Every Tuesday, 1-2:30 p.m., United Couseling Service, 316 Dewey St., CTR Center (Community Rehabilitation and Treatment). BURLINGTON: Every Thursday, 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street. ESSEX JUNCTION: 2nd and 4th Saturday of the month, 2-3:30 p.m., Congregational Church, 39 Main Street. HARTFORD: 2nd and 4th Friday 4-5:30 p.m., Hartford Library. Call Barbara Austin, 802-4571512. MONTPELIER: 1st and 3rd Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., KelloggHubbard Library, East Montpelier Room (basement). NEWPORT: 2nd and 4th Tuesday, 6-7:30 p.m. Medical Arts Building (attached to North Country Hospital), 2nd floor conference room. RANDOLPH: Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday, 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N. Main Street. BATTLEBORO: Call for details.
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Prestigious Burlington law firm seeks experienced legal assistant to join our team. Excellent computer, word processing, proofreading and organizational skills required. Must be detail oriented, flexible and project a positive attitude.
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We offer a competitive salary and comprehensive benefits program including health, dental, 401(k), profit sharing and downtown parking. Please send resume and cover letter in confidence to: Burak anderson & Melloni PLC attention: Colleen Price 11:19 AM PO Box 787 Burlington, Vt 05402-0787 E-mail to: cprice@vtlaw1.com
NEFCU has an opportunity available for a mortgage processor. The processor is responsible for ensuring member satisfaction that meets or exceeds expectations through timely and accurate processing and closing of mortgage loans. The Mortgage department is a fast-paced, busy setting, and successful candidates should possess the ability to work independently, multitask and work well under pressure and time lines. Qualifications include proven analytical, decision-making, and organizational skills, along with excellent communication skills. Knowledge of real estate transactions and mortgage lending compliance regulations along with proficiency with computers, attention to details and a proven record of maintaining a high degree of accuracy desired. Candidates must have proven experience in banking and/or lending services, of at least two years. To apply you must submit a brief cover letter describing what specifically interests you about this full-time position and your qualifications for the position. You must also include a salary history for the last three positions you held. Please note: Applications must be complete with cover letter and salary history to receive consideration. NEFCU enjoys an employer-of-choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10%. More than 96% of our 165 staff say NEFCU is a great place to work (2010 Annual Staff Survey). If you believe you have the qualifications to contribute to this environment, please send your resume and cover letter and salary history to: HR@nefcu.com. EOE/AA
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Qualified Developmental Disability Professional (QDDP) Seeking organized, detail-oriented professional with excellent time-management and interpersonal skills. Must adapt to meeting the needs of various individuals and families. Position entails general oversight of the programs, goals and plans of individuals with developmental disabilities. Twenty hours per week (travel statewide required). Bachelor’s degree in human services or related field plus one year minimum experience working with individuals with developmental disabilities, or high school diploma and six years working with individuals with developmental disabilities plus two years performing QDDP tasks. Send resume to kara@transitionii.com
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The Humane Society of Chittenden County (HSCC) is seeking a dynamic leader with a background of successful community collaboration, strategic organizational management and fundraising, and a passion and respect for animals. This position requires the ability to communicate effectively and build relationships with staff, volunteers, donors, community members and other agencies. Responsibilities include oversight of the budget, personnel and general operations. Please visit our website, www.chittendenhumane.org, to review the position profile and for application information. All applications will be treated confidentially. HSCC is an equal opportunity employer providing animal welfare and educational services to the Greater Burlington, Vt., community, including Chittenden and Grand Isle counties.
The April Cornell companies are seeking a talented manager to oversee the accounting department for their U.S. and Canadian companies. The ideal candidate must be hands on, skilled in all accounting principles and functions; organized; possess management skills and be capable of multitasking and working in a busy office environment. Must be skilled with QuickBooks and the Microsoft Office Suite. Experience with Canadian taxation and accounting regulations a strong plus. Salary D.O.E. Send resume to jisaacson@ aprilcornellholdings.com, full job description at www.aprilcornell.com/category/jobs. 3H-aprilcornell-011911.indd 1
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Community Skills Workers Needed Full Time and Relief TNFI Vermont is seeking new members to join our talented team of mental health professionals in the Diagnostic Assessment Program and the Community Based Services Program. The ideal candidates will be skilled communicators, have a desire to help kids and families, and have the ability to provide support, be empathetic and provide prosocial skills. Responsibilities include doing one-on-one and group activities with children and adolescents with severe emotional and behavioral challenges both in the community and their homes. Candidates must be able to communicate effectively and work flexible hours, and have a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation. Training and supervision will be provided. Bachelor’s degree is required. Please submit a cover letter and resume to Sara Schnipper, 30 Airport Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403, or email SaraSchnipper@nafi.com. EOE
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The Northwest Regional Planning Commission has an exciting opportunity for an individual with three to five years of experience in community development and local and regional planning. The Regional Planner will help to build stronger communities in Franklin and Grand Isle counties by implementing projects and programs of NRPC. This includes natural resources, energy, land-use and transportation planning, grant writing, and administration and project management. The successful candidate must have experience in regional or local planning, community development, and writing and managing grants. Special skills in watershed planning, energy programs or broadband coordination are a plus. Solid written and verbal communication skills and a degree in planning or related field are required. Starting salary high $30s to low $40s dependent upon experience; excellent benefit package. Send resume and three references to:
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DRIVERS/ MOVERS Valid driver’s license required, CDL preferred but no required. Company is based out of Williston, positions available immediately. Contact us at 802-651-0900 or email us at info@morwaysmoving.com.
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Field & Shop Technician AllEarth Renewables is looking for a technically adept, engineering-oriented, self-motivated individual to become part of our Field & Shop Team. This position involves all aspects of field work including site preparation, Solar Tracker / Wind Turbine installation, minor landscaping and any follow-up work necessary. When not busy in the field, this position will work in our manufacturing shop to help assemble Trackers / Turbines. We are looking for a bright individual with a technical inclination who can work collaboratively to solve problems on the spot and who is passionate about growing and promoting renewable energy. A significant amount of outside work and local travel will be required. May also work with others to train new dealers/ installers as we grow and expand our market. Job Requirements: A two-year degree and at least three years’ experience in the workplace; experience using power tools and a Bobcat; ability to work flexible hours and overtime when needed; ability to be a good problem solver; excellent customer service and people skills; above-average communication skills; basic computer skills; average eye-hand coordination; ability to discern colors; ability to perform physically demanding activities such as climbing ladders, bending, stooping, lifting, etc.; valid motor vehicle license; stellar safety record. Please submit a cover letter along with our job application (found on our website, www.allearthrenewables.com ) to hr@allearthrenewables.com. This position will remain open until filled.
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The Institute for Sustainable Communities (ISC) is seeking a Project Accountant. The Project Accountant is the primary point of contact at ISC’s Montpelier, Vt., headquarters providing financial support for both domestic and international locations. Must have strong understanding of GAAP and the ability to assist and support others in its application. Knowledge of QuickBooks and/or other accounting software packages, attention to detail, accuracy, and the ability to communicate effectively among culturally diverse constituents required. See www.iscvt.org/who_we_ are/jobs/ for full description and application instructions.
ISC is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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Deli Service Coordinator It is the people within Deringer that set us apart!
Systems Analyst/Programmer (EDI)
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We are seeking a key player to join our Information Systems team. The ideal candidate will have several years’ experience in EDI or integrating eCommerce functions into third-party fulfillment and other back-end systems. Experience in warehouse management systems, shipping systems or Customs House Brokerage a plus. Technical skills in Microsoft SQL required, and either experience with .NET or Java programming languages would be ideal. Position will require knowledge in project management and excellent organizational and interpersonal communication skills. AS or BS degree in computer-related field or equivalent combination of education and experience required.
inside/outside sales coordinator.
Previous sales experience is a plus. Candidate must have a vehicle. Interested candidates, please send resume to micheller@innvermont.com.
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City Market is hiring a full-time deli service coordinator who excels at customer service to join our prepared foods team. This position is responsible for coordinating an organized and smoothly run deli service department. Duties will include sandwich preparation, providing motivation, support and supervision of deli staff members, providing outstanding service to our customers, facilitating the break schedule, and maintaining optimum stock levels throughout the department. Qualified applicants will have two years’ supervisory experience in a similar environment, excellent and proven customer service and team work skills, and the ability to frequently lift 50-80 lbs. Please visit our website, www.citymarket.coop, to apply and to view other available positions!
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• Administrative Assistants proficient with Word/Excel/PowerPoint • Customer Service Reps needed for in-bound call center environment • Production Workers – mechanical background, electronic assembly, CNC experience preferred Candidates must be at least 18 years of age, show proof of eligibility to work in the U.S. and pass a background check. Kelly Services is an equal opportunity employer. There are no fees to candidates. For consideration send your resume to ks6011@kellyservices.com.
School Social Worker
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Goddard College
Experienced Electrician. Full time. Burlington area.
OUTREACH ASSISTANT Goddard College has a position opening for an Outreach Assistant to assist with media and outreach activities, mailings, and events; to support the Associate Director of Media and Outreach and the Dean of Institutional Advancement; and to track and document marketing functions of the College.
Call 802-862-0774.
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Qualifications: A bachelor’s degree is desired, plus one year of relevant administrative experience in a higher education setting, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills have been acquired; a broad base of computer skills including MS Office, databases (eTapestry is desired) and social networking tools; event-planning skills; excellent organization, prioritization and administrative skills; excellent verbal and written communication skills; and a desire to work with, and the ability to communicate effectively with, colleagues of diverse backgrounds.
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Friends in Adoption seeks
Social Worker for full/part-time case management and outreach position.
This full-time position is eligible for our generous benefits package. Application Instructions: Email cover letter, resume and three employment references (name, relationship to you, contact info.) to employment@goddard.edu. Application due date: February 2, 2011.
Master's degree
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Our Social Workers possess an MSW/MA/MS, havedynamic skill with high-needs teens, are excellent team collaborators, and are committed to clinical innovation. Centerpoint offers a variety of employment opportunities for creative staff with a range of educational and clinical talents. Our positions include competitive salary, a comprehensive benefits package, a dedicated staff team, ongoing professional development, and creative work with great teens and families. If you should be a part of our team, please send a letter highlighting your skills and talents along with your resume to:
and prior supervisory experience required. Position is in
No calls, please. Goddard College is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. To that end, we are actively seeking applications for this position from qualified candidates from groups currently underrepresented in our institution.
Ready to Join our Team? Centerpoint School is seeking a School Social Worker to facilitate treatment groups, provide individualized support and counseling, be a primary link between families and school, coordinate services, and support milieu-based treatment in our alternative education & day treatment setting serving students with a variety of mental health and special education needs.
Email resume and salary requirements to
humanresources@centerpointservices.org.
tara@friendsinadoption.org.
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Clinical Social Worker
Personal Care Assistants (PCAs)
Aprexis Health Solutions, based in Burlington, Vt., provides patient support programs to improve adherence to a variety of physician-prescribed health care treatments. We are looking for a dynamic social worker with clinical patient experience to join our team in Burlington.
Email or fax resumes to CFarr@PaceVermont.org or 802-655-6769.
Full-Time Position
Responsibilities include providing telephone-based patient support, utilizing motivational interviewing techniques with patients who have difficulty adhering to medication and/or treatment instructions.
PACE Vermont is looking for several part-time PCAs to add to their Home Care Staff. Require exibility in hours, reliable transportation, and ability to successfully complete a PACE PCA training course and pass background checks. Candidates must have one year of experience working with the frail elderly (55+). This requirement can be met through other PCA work, family caregiving or volunteer work.
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The position requires the ability to handle a flexible work schedule, and may include some late afternoon and early evening hours, as well as occasional Saturday appointments. Aprexis Health Solutions offers a friendly work environment, exceptional compensation and employee benefits. Qualifications: Degree in social work (MSW or LCSW preferred). Successful candidate will have at least two years’ experience, be computer proficient, be able to work independently and possess great interpersonal skills. Background in motivational interviewing is a plus, fluency in Spanish is highly desirable. Please send your resume and cover letter to: Nina Thompson Director of Operations Aprexis Health Solutions nina.thompson@aprexis.com Fax: 802-862-1766
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Program Director
Excellent Employment Opportunities
Vermont Agriculture Development Program (VADP)
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The Vermont Sustainable Jobs Fund seeks a full-time program director for this newly created position. VADP’s purpose is to provide highly specialized technical assistance to growth-stage, value-added agricultural entrepreneurs and enterprises in Vermont, especially those that require risk capital in order to take advantage of new market opportunities.
he Lodge at Shelburne Bay and The Lodge at Otter Creek are premier adult living communities located in Vermont. We are now hiring for a variety of positions at all levels. Both communities are owned and operated by Bullrock Corporation, an equal opportunity employer. We offer a range of benefits, opportunity for advancement and full and part time positions. Join our team today. Current positions available now:
Responsibilities include identifying and working with eligible agricultural entrepreneurs; assisting with technical assistance needs; helping to develop financing packages; and coordinating services with others in the agricultural, business assistance, financial and philanthropic community. The position requires comfort with all aspects of farming and food production, proven expertise in assembling financing packages, and statewide travel.
Part Time LPN & RN positions available. Full & Part Time Care Staff positions available evenings, days and nights.
See www.vsjf.org/resources/whats-new for full job description, qualifications and application instructions.
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Please send resumes to: Rose Cleveland, rcleveland@lodgeatottercreek.com The Lodge at Shelburne Bay 185 Pine Haven Shores Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 • 802-985-9847
Marathon Health is a different kind of health care company. We provide healthcare at the workplace where our mission is to inspire people to live healthier lives. As a result, we help employers stabilize their health care costs. It is a simple equation that yields powerful results. The Proposal/RFP Writer will work with the Marketing Director to promote the growth of Marathon Health.
www.shelburnebay.com • www.lodgeatottercreek.com
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American Red Cross Northern Vermont Chapter
T h e R e d C R o s s o f V e R m o n T a n d T h e n h Va l l e y
Development Officer The Red Cross of Vermont and the NH Valley is seeking a dynamic person to be part of the Red Cross team. The successful candidate will lead a region-wide development effort in Vermont and part of New Hampshire and be responsible for direct mail solicitation, leadership gift growth and maintenance, United Way development and representation, and the leadership of region-wide area Advisory Boards supporting Red Cross’s mission. The position will report to the CEO in Burlington. QualifiCaTions:
• Candidates must be experienced in a variety of successful efforts growing and maintaining the development of direct mail campaigns, major gift acquisition, region-wide fund raising volunteer recruitment and leadership, community relations, and coordination and leadership of special events. • Candidates should be able to demonstrate strong oral and written communication skills, along with the ability to be well organized. Experience in maintenance, organization, and manipulation of fundraising software and desktop publishing is mandatory. The Red Cross of Vermont and the NH Valley offers a competitive salary and benefit package. Salary will be negotiated on the basis of successful broad experiences in the development field. To apply: Please submit a cover letter, resume and an example of a successful appeal written to
steve habif at habif@nvtredcross.org by Friday, February 4, 2011.
Key Responsibilities: • Write and edit RFPs. • Ensure information meets requirements of the RFP request. • Complete, package and ensure delivery of the RFP within the required timeframe. • Maintain the Sant RFP library and all completed proposals and presentations. • Develop of marketing materials to promote the company and products. • Assist in creation of presentations, newsletters, event support materials, research papers and brochures. • Review documents for accuracy, consistency, clarity and appropriateness. • Develop case studies of customers and individual success stories. • Develop web content, including videos, written material and social media tactics. • Prioritize projects and meet deadlines while working on multiple projects. • Assist in special projects as required by the Marketing Director.
Qualifications: • Bachelor’s degree in English, marketing, business communication or Journalism. • Writing experience in a professional environment. • Strong editing and proof reading skills. • Exceptional interpersonal, verbal and written communication skills. • Extremely strong organizational and project management skills. • Strong attention to detail and follow-up skills. • Persuasive writing style that generates interest. • Ability to translate complicated ideas into content easily understood by clients. • Knowledge of health care field is a plus. • Proficiency in Microsoft Office, Sant Suite or other RFP software.
How to Apply:
Send cover letter and resume to ddayman@marathon-health.com
The American Red Cross is an equal opportunity employer with the mission to provide disaster services, health and safety education, and services to military families in Vermont and the Upper Valley of NH.
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Early childhood position available, working in a highquality facility with children ages 6 weeks through 5 years.
Education and experience preferred, but willing to train the right person. For more information, please call Crystal at The PlayCare Center of Richmond, 802-434-3891. EOE
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Production and Inventory Control Manager Cabot Hosiery Mills Inc., home of the Darn Tough Vt. brand, a premier manufacturer of men’s and women’s socks, seeks a manager with six to 10 years’ proven leadership and managerial experience in a manufacturing environment as the production planning and inventory control manager.This position, which will have responsibility for planning all of the company’s product lines, with special emphasis on improving the production planning and inventory control of our Darn Tough Vermont line, is a growth opportunity for the right person. Reporting to the plant manager, it requires an experienced, well-organized, analytical, hands-on individual who’s not afraid to make decisions and work with a diverse manufacturing team in a very fast-paced setting. This individual will be a key team member in selecting and implementing an Enterprise Resource Planning system scheduled for later this year. Knowledge of well-functioning ERP/MRP systems is required, with prior experience in systems implementation a definite plus. Active membership in APICS and their training programs will be given added consideration.
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Head Teacher
will be commensurate with related managerial/manufacturing experience. Competitive benefit package. Please send resume to Richard Carey, Human Resource Manager Cabot Hosiery Mills, Inc. PO Box 307, Northfield, VT 05663-0307
Looking for an or you may email to rcarey@cabothosiery.com. energetic person with early education Cabot Hoisery Mills is an equal opportunity eMployer. experience in a childcare setting. Must be a team player, 1/17/11 have a CDA and enjoy 4t-CabotHosiery-011911.indd 1 working with young children. Call 802-872-2772 and ask for Stacey or Maureen.
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Program Manager for Operations Developmental ServiceS DiviSion
this newly created position will manage, coordinate and support the dayto-day administrative activities of our many Developmental Services programs and staff while assisting the Director in the leadership of the division.
Church Music Director
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North Ferrisburgh United Methodist Church is seeking a qualified Music Director/ pianist to fulfi ll duties for our weekly worship services. Position requires selecting music, planning sessions with our pastor, and directing an enthusiastic amateur chorus. Compensation commensurate with experience.
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the right individual will possess excellent organizational and interpersonal skills in order to manage the diverse tasks associated with this new role; must be comfortable making hard decisions and sometimes delivering difficult messages. This position will engage in creative problem solving and collaboration among teams, staff and other agency divisions, along with some external venues; thus exceptional oral and written communication is necessary.
Some challenges you will face within the human services system include service delivery and funding accountability alongside strained budgets. therefore, a heavy emphasis on ensuring the division is meeting mandates, and coupling high-quality care with fiscal responsibility is essential. providing leadership in quality initiatives, risk management and program outcomes will be an important aspect of this position. Hence, some familiarity of the developmental services systems is important. master’s degree in appropriate discipline preferred.
NCSS Inc., 107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478 hr@ncssinc.org
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Director of Product Management and IT
Common Cause Vermont seeks leader for our democracy work. Position starts part time and grows to full time. Job description at www.CommonCause.org/vted.
About Aprexis Health Solutions:
Aprexis is an early stage health care company focusing on services to help improve patient adherence to prescribed treatment regimens. Based in VT, the company is seeking a strong director of product management and IT to join a growing team dedicated to improving health care delivery through programs and technologies that provide patient support services. This is a ground-floor opportunity for a talented software product professional to help an innovative company achieve its potential.
Apply to hr@commoncause.org.
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Position: The director of product management and IT
is a functional leadership position with responsibility for all product-related activities including the company’s product road map, product life-cycle development activities, product quality/support and customer feedback program. Collaborating with Aprexis’ clinical experts and customers, the Director will set the priorities and direction for the company. See Seven Days classifieds online for our complete job description and professional requirements. Please submit your resume and statement of interest to Robert Squire, President, Aprexis Health Solutions, rob.squire@aprexis.com.
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Hiring for all positions, including Directors
Leaps & Bounds is
with a nonstop imagination to round out our award-winning creative services department. You should be proficient at operating HD video cameras, experienced with nonlinear editing software and have a working knowledge of HD video workflows. Experience with Final Cut Pro, Soundtrack Pro, Motion, Photoshop, Premier, Shake, Compressor and Magic bullet are a plus. Qualified team players should submit resumes and demos to jobs@wcax.com, or Creative Services, WCAX TV, PO Box 4508 Burlington, VT, 05406. Absolutely no phone calls.
childcare team
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in Essex, Williston, Milton and soon-to-be South Burlington locations. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience. Contact Krista at 802-879-2021 or kristalacroix@yahoo.com.
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Family Support Consultant AutiSm SpeCtrum DiSorDerS SpeCiAliSt 30 hours/week, Williston Provide family-centered information, referrals, and assistance to families, individuals, and professionals on topics regarding special education, health care finance, and resources related but not limited to Autism Spectrum Disorders. Experience parenting a child with a disability required.
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Email resume and cover letter to Hr@vtfn.org, or send to Hr, Vermont Family Network, 600 Blair park rd., Suite 240, Williston, Vt 05495.
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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF CLASS RELATIONS AND YOUNG ALUMNI Work with the Director of Class Relations to manage class activities and reunion giving program. Responsibilities include developing student relations, participating in student events and working with the Student Alumni Association. Responsibilities include student events and philanthropy planning, engaging and fundraising for the 1st- through 10thyear classes, and interaction on social networking sites to include information posting, content management, digital conversation and response, and prospect discovery through business networking sites. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree required. Must have excellent communication, interpersonal, presentation, and planning skills, and be proficient with the Internet. An understanding of marketing is preferred. Proficiency with Microsoft Office is required. Some travel, evening and weekend work are expected. To apply: Send cover letter, resume, and Norwich application to Class Relations Search, via email to jobs@norwich.edu. Application review begins immediately. Norwich University is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long term disability insurance, flexible-spending accounts for health and dependent care, retirement annuity plan and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.
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Licensed Psychotherapist
Spirit Delivery is looking for
Drivers
Join the talented team at COTS…..
HOUSING RESOURCE CENTER COORDINATOR Consider joining the innovative team at COTS and help create solutions to end homelessness!
with a clean driving record to drive nonCDL 26' straight trucks. Pay ranges between $110$125 per day. Must be able to pass drug and background check. Call 802-338-9048.
Space available in wellestablished women‘s practice on Burlington waterfront. Sublet is an option. Parking included.
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Full-Time Administrative Assistant
CornerStone Psychotherapy 802-651-7508
Downtown Burlington law firm is seeking a full-time administrative assistant. Experience 1t-Cornerston-011211.indd 1 1/10/11 6:25:43 PM 11/8/10 12:31:02 PM The ideal candidate will have demonstrated success in creating1t-spirit-111010.indd 1 in legal office helpful. strategic alliances, leveraging resources, and developing or Responsibilities include enhancing new programs. Minimum of three years’ experience proofing and editing of is required in project management, budgeting and finance, and documents, production knowledge of housing issues and resources. Bachelor’s degree in of legal filings, all an appropriate discipline is also required. general office tasks. The successful candidate will have an entrepreneurial spirit and a Qualifications: Strong track record of professional success. is now hiring computer skills, excellent smart, motivated individuals organizational skills, SPECIAL EVENTS AND VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR who are willing to work hard for social justice. and proven excellence COTS seeks an experienced development professional to manage in proofing and editing. major fundraising events, including annual COTS Walk in May Competitive benefits and United Professions is a democratic labor union. We use strategic and December Phonathon. Be part of innovative and creative salary. development team. campaigns and direct action to form unions, win better wages, win a voice at work, and demand improvements for people in hospitals, Are you masterful at managing multiple projects? Duties for this Interested persons please job include recruiting and matching volunteer skills with COTS’ higher education, and early education. We are the fastest growing email letter and resume needs; soliciting sponsors and donors for special events; and union in Vermont. Our 3,500 members are statewide and include to kmcclennan@ making sure events stay on schedule and within budget. Nurses and Professors, as well as a variety of other professionals. shemsdunkiel.com. The candidate must have strong verbal and written communication The majority of our members and staff are women. Our offices are skills, be at ease with public speaking and have successful track located in Burlington and Montpelier, Vt. COTS Housing Resource Center is looking for a talented leader to build and strengthen our homeless prevention initiatives.
UNION ORGANIZER (NEW ORGANIZING)
United Professions AFT Vermont
record in overseeing large fundraisers. Five years’ development or relevant fundraising experience required. Electronic applications are preferred. Please, no phone calls. Positions will remain open until filled. Send cover letter and resume to: Human Resources, COTS PO Box 1616, Burlington, VT 05402-1616
These start as project staff positions for six months with the possibility of becoming long term.
Email: jobs@cotsonline.org EOE,TTY relay 1-800-545-3323
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Union Organizers on the New Organizing teams will help workers to develop and run campaigns to form a union at the workplace, 1 often against significant opposition from management and3v-ShemsDunkeilKasselLLC-011911.indd 1/17/11 corporate owners.
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Vermont Public Television (VPT) seeks an experienced producer to research, direct, script and supervise editing of Emerging Science, an ongoing, grant-funded TV series exploring the work of Vermont’s leading scientific investigators. Requirements: • Three years of professional experience producing story-based feature documentaries and/or magazine programs • Strong record as a team leader and collaborator • Excellent narrative writing skills • Working knowledge of professional nonlinear video editing systems • Interest in science and experience working in a unionized production environment are a plus. Some weekend and evening hours are required. This is a temporary contract position. Send resume and cover letter by January 31, 2011, to Vermont Public Television, Attn: HR Dept. 1, 204 Ethan Allen Ave. Colchester, VT 05446 or email to hresources@vpt.org. Equa l OppORt u n i t y E m plOy E R
Responsibilities include: Identify and meet with health care and early childhood workers through house visits, leafleting, and phone calls. Train and support workers to organize a union drive and become leaders in the workplace. Motivate workers to take action and challenge management opposition. Organize actions, rallies, contract negotiations, and strikes. 4:58:35 PM Qualifications: Demonstrated leadership skills at work, on campus, or in the community. Experience as a union or community organizer preferred; experience working in healthcare and education also a plus. Ability to work with people from diverse backgrounds and cultures. Bilingual skills in Bosnian, Vietnamese, or Somali Bantu a plus. Ability to work independently, solve problems, manage time and priorities. Long and irregular hours are required Strong listening, speaking and writing communication skills. Automobile and valid driver’s license. compensation: Salary $35,000-50,000 depending on experience; includes full family medical insurance, pension, and generous vacation benefits. Please email cover letter and resume to bonniem@upvaft.org. No phone inquiries. WHEN APPLYING: Be sure to indicate that you saw this information in Seven Days.
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Software Developer Business Intelligence Analyst Network Services II Visit our website at www. Vertek.com for information on the job openings. Please send your resume and cover letter to HR@vertek.com. Vertek is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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Graphic Designer
Stock Clerk
Green Mountain Beverage, located in Middlebury, VT, is the leading hard cider producer in the United States, which includes the nation’s number one selling cider – Woodchuck Hard Cider. We are growing again and looking for an organized, energetic person to join our company. The opening is for an in-house graphic designer to work as part of our marketing team. Candidate must be an outgoing self motivated graphic designer, computer savvy on PC’s, have a creative eye with great attention to detail, and hold the ability to work independently and as part of a team. The ideal candidate would have a good understanding for all graphic design, and a specialist in graphic design for print.
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A locally owned, growing family business is looking for a full-time stock clerk to work at our Williston Rd. location. Duties include receiving product, stocking retail floor, picking and packing orders, inventory control, maintaining clean warehouse. Forklift and pallet-jack experience a plus. Must be organized, a team player, a good communicator, detail oriented and be okay with repetitive heavy lifting. Competitive pay and benefits. Stop by Pet Food Warehouse, 2500 Williston Rd., So. Burlington, to fill out an application.
Primary Responsibilities: Print Graphics Product Packaging (help design, maintain, and work closely with printers) Work with quality control and printers to ensure all packaging meets standards Produce and maintain marketing and sales graphics such as print ads, sell sheets, posters, and other promotional pieces Web Graphics Assist with graphics for all websites and social media platforms 2v-PetFoodWH-011911.indd
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We help people feel good, look good and get more out of life with brands and services that are good for them and good for others.”
MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR/ AMMONIA REFRIGERATION
Papa Nick’s
Green Mountain Beverage offers competitive wages and an outstanding benefit package including medical, dental, and a 401(k) plan for all full time employees.
Innovative, statewide Employee Assistance Program seeks confident Deputy Director to oversee and participate in all aspects of an EAP including marketing, account services, clinical coordination and supervision. High-level management position with considerable responsibility. Excellent clinical and business leadership experience required, including familiarity with program budgets. Master’s degree and mental health license important. Based in Vermont.
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Good pay. Work 5 a.m. to noon. Good benefits. Apply in person. Ask for Nick.
This position is full time Monday through Friday but will require some travel and limited night and weekend hours.
Promote healthy workplaces in Vermont!
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Breakfast Cook
Qualifications: College degree in graphic design or related field or equivalent education Prior experience of at least 2 years in graphic design Advanced skills in Adobe Creative Suite on PC’s and related programs, and basic Microsoft office skills Creative skill Ability to work as part of a fast paced team, while staying organized and hitting deadlines
Deputy Director
Please either send your resume to the attention of Bridget Blacklock, Green Mountain Beverage, 153 Pond Lane, Middlebury, VT 05753 or email a resume to jobs@gmbeverage.com.
We are currently seeking a maintenance supervisor/ammonia refrigeration to work at our St. Albans location.
Learn more at www.woodchuck.com
10997 Rte. 116 - Hinesburg
Qualified candidates must posses the following: • BS in engineering (mechanical/chemical engineering preferred)
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Providing Innovative Mental Health and Educational Services to Vermont’s Children and Families
Therapist NFI’s Community Based Services is looking for a skilled therapist to join our team as a Program Clinician. This person will provide individual, family and group therapy as well as work closely with program leadership in providing wraparound services. This is an excellent opportunity for a licensed master’s-level clinician to join our dynamic team in providing excellent, creative and innovative treatment. This full-time/benefited position requires Vermont licensure. Please send your resume to kathycostello@nafi.com or NFI, 30 Airport Road, South Burlington, VT 05403. EOE WWW.NAFI.COM
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The Vermont Food Venture Center in Hardwick, Vt., seeks candidates for two full-time positions.
• at least three years of ammonia background. • at least three years supervisory experience or AAS in an engineering/maintenance field and seven years’ supervisory experience. • at least five years’ ammonia refrigeration experience.
Executive Director: oversees fundraising, marketing/public relations, program development and financial management. Operations Manager: oversees food processing and storage areas, client training in food processing, and equipment operation and maintenance.
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• excellent troubleshooting ability. • knowledge of regulatory codes sufficient to ensure compliance with industry and company standards. • excellent Microsoft Office (Excel, Word, PowerPoint) skills. Employment is subject to verification of pre-employment drugscreening results and background investigation. To apply, log on to www.unileverusa-careers.com or call 888-775-0389 and reference Req. #29068. U n i lE v Er i S A n E E O /AA E M P lOyEr.
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Communications Writer
Fine Wine Sales Position
Farrell Distributing is seeking a Fine Wine Salesperson. Individuals must possess strong selling skills and excellent verbal and communication skills. Please send resume to JasonL@fdcvt.com.
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BCBSVT seeks a strong writer to join our communications team. Responsibilities include developing and producing a wide array of publications and other media. These include documents, web content and communications pieces for employees, as well as brochures, member contract documents, advertisements and web content produced for distribution outside the company. Additional responsibilities include scheduling and staffing various promotional events hosted by the plan. Ability to travel and work some evenings and weekends required. If you enjoy writing, can write quickly and in a variety of styles, and also have an outgoing personality, we’d like to talk to you! Consider joining BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD OF VERMONT. We are Vermont’s largest health insurer, and offer competitive salaries, a complete benefits package and a challenging working environment with opportunity for advancement. Visit our website to learn more about us and apply online. www.bcbsvt.com
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INSIDE SALES REPRESENTATIVE Bertek Systems, an established Vermont printing company, is looking for an experienced Inside Sales Representative. Primary function will be to generate sales from qualified and targeted prospects and customers. Qualified candidates must possess excellent selling, customer service and communication skills. We are looking for a candidate who is analytical, is a problem solver, and has the ability to multitask and be well versed in Microsoft Office. Previous sales experience in the printing industry is desired. The position is nonexempt and compensation includes an hourly wage, monthly commission, plus a comprehensive benefit package. Interested applicants may send resume to Bertek Systems, Arrowhead Industrial Park, 133 Bryce Boulevard, Georgia, VT 05454 Attn: Human Resources or email to akimball@ berteksystems.com.
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Seasonal Sales/ Marketing Professional for successful local company. Motivated, professional, team player. Two positions available for So. Burlington and Rutland areas. Great pay -clean drivers record. Possible advancement to full time. G.W. Savage Corp. 16 Gregory Dr. So. Burlington, VT 05403 gwsavage@gwsavage.com
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These career-changers did and pursued their passion through the CCSU TAP Program! If you enjoy working with young people, have strong content knowledge, and a Bachelor’s degree, check out this 8-month Vermont teacher licensure program. Admisson for fall 2011 is now open!
Information Session January 27, 2011*
6:00 -7:00 PM The Essex High School Library *Snow date Feb. 10, 2011
www.ccsuvt.org (TAP) or contact Scott Mosher at 802-238-9637/smosher@ccsuvt.org
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Child, Youth and FamilY ServiCeS AdministrAtive AssistAnt ii Seeking a self-motivated individual to provide administrative support for CYFS’ outpatient program (90%) and Service Area Administration (10%). This is a full-time (37.5 hours per week), benefits-eligible position. The candidate should possess excellent computer skills including Word, Excel, PowerPoint and Outlook. Education: High school diploma required, bachelor’s degree preferred. Work experience: Minimum two years’ experience in the workplace or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge could be acquired. Start times can be negotiated, but one day per week must end at 6:00 p.m., as candidate will cover the receptionist position for 2.5 hours one afternoon per week.
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Children’s Crisis CliniCiAn — First CAll First Call for Children and Families is looking for a Crisis Clinician to join our team. Candidate will have mental health experience, preferably crisis experience, good interpersonal/communication skills, organizational skills, clinical assessment skills, and diagnostic and documentation skills. Must be available Wed.-Sat., hours include overnight shift and Fri./Sat. night. Master’s in a mental health discipline required.
michelle@sevendaysvt.com
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Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.
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Accounting Controller
President/ CEO
Full time, Burlington, Vt.
The Humane Society of Chittenden County (HSCC) is seeking a dynamic leader with a background of successful community collaboration, strategic organizational management and fundraising, and a passion and respect for animals. This position requires the ability to communicate effectively and build relationships with staff, volunteers, donors, community members and other agencies. Responsibilities include oversight of the budget, personnel and general operations. Please visit our website, www.chittendenhumane.org, to review the position profile and for application information. All applications will be treated confidentially. HSCC is an equal opportunity employer providing animal welfare and educational services to the Greater Burlington, Vt., community, including Chittenden and Grand Isle counties.
The April Cornell companies are seeking a talented manager to oversee the accounting department for their U.S. and Canadian companies. The ideal candidate must be hands on, skilled in all accounting principles and functions; organized; possess management skills and be capable of multitasking and working in a busy office environment. Must be skilled with QuickBooks and the Microsoft Office Suite. Experience with Canadian taxation and accounting regulations a strong plus. Salary D.O.E. Send resume to jisaacson@ aprilcornellholdings.com, full job description at www.aprilcornell.com/category/jobs. 3H-aprilcornell-011911.indd 1
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Providing Innovative Mental Health and Educational Services to Vermont’s Children and Families
Community Skills Workers Needed Full Time and Relief TNFI Vermont is seeking new members to join our talented team of mental health professionals in the Diagnostic Assessment Program and the Community Based Services Program. The ideal candidates will be skilled communicators, have a desire to help kids and families, and have the ability to provide support, be empathetic and provide prosocial skills. Responsibilities include doing one-on-one and group activities with children and adolescents with severe emotional and behavioral challenges both in the community and their homes. Candidates must be able to communicate effectively and work flexible hours, and have a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation. Training and supervision will be provided. Bachelor’s degree is required. Please submit a cover letter and resume to Sara Schnipper, 30 Airport Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403, or email SaraSchnipper@nafi.com. EOE
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The Northwest Regional Planning Commission has an exciting opportunity for an individual with three to five years of experience in community development and local and regional planning. The Regional Planner will help to build stronger communities in Franklin and Grand Isle counties by implementing projects and programs of NRPC. This includes natural resources, energy, land-use and transportation planning, grant writing, and administration and project management. The successful candidate must have experience in regional or local planning, community development, and writing and managing grants. Special skills in watershed planning, energy programs or broadband coordination are a plus. Solid written and verbal communication skills and a degree in planning or related field are required. Starting salary high $30s to low $40s dependent upon experience; excellent benefit package. Send resume and three references to:
or email CDimitruk@nrpcvt.com. Position open until filled. EOE.
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DRIVERS/ MOVERS Valid driver’s license required, CDL preferred but no required. Company is based out of Williston, positions available immediately. Contact us at 802-651-0900 or email us at info@morwaysmoving.com.
Project Accountant
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Regional Planner
Catherine Dimitruk, Executive Director Northwest Regional Planning Commission 155 Lake Street, St. Albans, VT, 05478
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Field & Shop Technician AllEarth Renewables is looking for a technically adept, engineering-oriented, self-motivated individual to become part of our Field & Shop Team. This position involves all aspects of field work including site preparation, Solar Tracker / Wind Turbine installation, minor landscaping and any follow-up work necessary. When not busy in the field, this position will work in our manufacturing shop to help assemble Trackers / Turbines. We are looking for a bright individual with a technical inclination who can work collaboratively to solve problems on the spot and who is passionate about growing and promoting renewable energy. A significant amount of outside work and local travel will be required. May also work with others to train new dealers/ installers as we grow and expand our market. Job Requirements: A two-year degree and at least three years’ experience in the workplace; experience using power tools and a Bobcat; ability to work flexible hours and overtime when needed; ability to be a good problem solver; excellent customer service and people skills; above-average communication skills; basic computer skills; average eye-hand coordination; ability to discern colors; ability to perform physically demanding activities such as climbing ladders, bending, stooping, lifting, etc.; valid motor vehicle license; stellar safety record. Please submit a cover letter along with our job application (found on our website, www.allearthrenewables.com ) to hr@allearthrenewables.com. This position will remain open until filled.
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The Institute for Sustainable Communities (ISC) is seeking a Project Accountant. The Project Accountant is the primary point of contact at ISC’s Montpelier, Vt., headquarters providing financial support for both domestic and international locations. Must have strong understanding of GAAP and the ability to assist and support others in its application. Knowledge of QuickBooks and/or other accounting software packages, attention to detail, accuracy, and the ability to communicate effectively among culturally diverse constituents required. See www.iscvt.org/who_we_ are/jobs/ for full description and application instructions.
ISC is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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Deli Service Coordinator It is the people within Deringer that set us apart!
Systems Analyst/Programmer (EDI)
in South Burlington is seeking an
We are seeking a key player to join our Information Systems team. The ideal candidate will have several years’ experience in EDI or integrating eCommerce functions into third-party fulfillment and other back-end systems. Experience in warehouse management systems, shipping systems or Customs House Brokerage a plus. Technical skills in Microsoft SQL required, and either experience with .NET or Java programming languages would be ideal. Position will require knowledge in project management and excellent organizational and interpersonal communication skills. AS or BS degree in computer-related field or equivalent combination of education and experience required.
inside/outside sales coordinator.
Previous sales experience is a plus. Candidate must have a vehicle. Interested candidates, please send resume to micheller@innvermont.com.
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City Market is hiring a full-time deli service coordinator who excels at customer service to join our prepared foods team. This position is responsible for coordinating an organized and smoothly run deli service department. Duties will include sandwich preparation, providing motivation, support and supervision of deli staff members, providing outstanding service to our customers, facilitating the break schedule, and maintaining optimum stock levels throughout the department. Qualified applicants will have two years’ supervisory experience in a similar environment, excellent and proven customer service and team work skills, and the ability to frequently lift 50-80 lbs. Please visit our website, www.citymarket.coop, to apply and to view other available positions!
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• Administrative Assistants proficient with Word/Excel/PowerPoint • Customer Service Reps needed for in-bound call center environment • Production Workers – mechanical background, electronic assembly, CNC experience preferred Candidates must be at least 18 years of age, show proof of eligibility to work in the U.S. and pass a background check. Kelly Services is an equal opportunity employer. There are no fees to candidates. For consideration send your resume to ks6011@kellyservices.com.
School Social Worker
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Goddard College
Experienced Electrician. Full time. Burlington area.
OUTREACH ASSISTANT Goddard College has a position opening for an Outreach Assistant to assist with media and outreach activities, mailings, and events; to support the Associate Director of Media and Outreach and the Dean of Institutional Advancement; and to track and document marketing functions of the College.
Call 802-862-0774.
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Qualifications: A bachelor’s degree is desired, plus one year of relevant administrative experience in a higher education setting, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills have been acquired; a broad base of computer skills including MS Office, databases (eTapestry is desired) and social networking tools; event-planning skills; excellent organization, prioritization and administrative skills; excellent verbal and written communication skills; and a desire to work with, and the ability to communicate effectively with, colleagues of diverse backgrounds.
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Friends in Adoption seeks
Social Worker for full/part-time case management and outreach position.
This full-time position is eligible for our generous benefits package. Application Instructions: Email cover letter, resume and three employment references (name, relationship to you, contact info.) to employment@goddard.edu. Application due date: February 2, 2011.
Master's degree
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Our Social Workers possess an MSW/MA/MS, havedynamic skill with high-needs teens, are excellent team collaborators, and are committed to clinical innovation. Centerpoint offers a variety of employment opportunities for creative staff with a range of educational and clinical talents. Our positions include competitive salary, a comprehensive benefits package, a dedicated staff team, ongoing professional development, and creative work with great teens and families. If you should be a part of our team, please send a letter highlighting your skills and talents along with your resume to:
and prior supervisory experience required. Position is in
No calls, please. Goddard College is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. To that end, we are actively seeking applications for this position from qualified candidates from groups currently underrepresented in our institution.
Ready to Join our Team? Centerpoint School is seeking a School Social Worker to facilitate treatment groups, provide individualized support and counseling, be a primary link between families and school, coordinate services, and support milieu-based treatment in our alternative education & day treatment setting serving students with a variety of mental health and special education needs.
Email resume and salary requirements to
humanresources@centerpointservices.org.
tara@friendsinadoption.org.
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Clinical Social Worker
Personal Care Assistants (PCAs)
Aprexis Health Solutions, based in Burlington, VT, provides patient support programs to improve adherence to a variety of physician-prescribed health care treatments. We are looking for a dynamic social worker with clinical patient experience to join our team in Burlington.
Email or fax resumes to CFarr@PaceVermont.org or 802-655-6769.
Full-Time Position
Responsibilities include providing telephone-based patient support, utilizing motivational interviewing techniques with patients who have difficulty adhering to medication and/or treatment instructions.
PACE Vermont is looking for several part-time PCAs to add to their Home Care Staff. Require exibility in hours, reliable transportation, and ability to successfully complete a PACE PCA training course and pass background checks. Candidates must have one year of experience working with the frail elderly (55+). This requirement can be met through other PCA work, family caregiving or volunteer work.
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The position requires the ability to handle a flexible work schedule, and may include some late afternoon and early evening hours, as well as occasional Saturday appointments. Aprexis Health Solutions offers a friendly work environment, exceptional compensation and employee benefits. Qualifications: Degree in social work (MSW or LCSW preferred). Successful candidate will have at least two years’ experience, be computer proficient, be able to work independently and possess great interpersonal skills. Background in motivational interviewing is a plus, fluency in Spanish is highly desirable. Please send your resume and cover letter to: Nina Thompson Director of Operations Aprexis Health Solutions nina.thompson@aprexis.com Fax: 802-862-1766
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Program Director
Excellent Employment Opportunities
Vermont Agriculture Development Program (VADP)
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The Vermont Sustainable Jobs Fund seeks a full-time program director for this newly created position. VADP’s purpose is to provide highly specialized technical assistance to growth-stage, value-added agricultural entrepreneurs and enterprises in Vermont, especially those that require risk capital in order to take advantage of new market opportunities.
he Lodge at Shelburne Bay and The Lodge at Otter Creek are premier adult living communities located in Vermont. We are now hiring for a variety of positions at all levels. Both communities are owned and operated by Bullrock Corporation, an equal opportunity employer. We offer a range of benefits, opportunity for advancement and full and part time positions. Join our team today. Current positions available now:
Responsibilities include identifying and working with eligible agricultural entrepreneurs; assisting with technical assistance needs; helping to develop financing packages; and coordinating services with others in the agricultural, business assistance, financial and philanthropic community. The position requires comfort with all aspects of farming and food production, proven expertise in assembling financing packages, and statewide travel.
Part Time LPN & RN positions available. Full & Part Time Care Staff positions available evenings, days and nights.
See www.vsjf.org/resources/whats-new for full job description, qualifications and application instructions.
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Please send resumes to: Rose Cleveland, rcleveland@lodgeatottercreek.com The Lodge at Shelburne Bay 185 Pine Haven Shores Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 • 802-985-9847
Marathon Health is a different kind of health care company. We provide healthcare at the workplace where our mission is to inspire people to live healthier lives. As a result, we help employers stabilize their health care costs. It is a simple equation that yields powerful results. The Proposal/RFP Writer will work with the Marketing Director to promote the growth of Marathon Health.
www.shelburnebay.com • www.lodgeatottercreek.com
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American Red Cross Northern Vermont Chapter
T h e R e d C R o s s o f V e R m o n T a n d T h e n h Va l l e y
Development Officer The Red Cross of Vermont and the NH Valley is seeking a dynamic person to be part of the Red Cross team. The successful candidate will lead a region-wide development effort in Vermont and part of New Hampshire and be responsible for direct mail solicitation, leadership gift growth and maintenance, United Way development and representation, and the leadership of region-wide area Advisory Boards supporting Red Cross’s mission. The position will report to the CEO in Burlington. QualifiCaTions:
• Candidates must be experienced in a variety of successful efforts growing and maintaining the development of direct mail campaigns, major gift acquisition, region-wide fund raising volunteer recruitment and leadership, community relations, and coordination and leadership of special events. • Candidates should be able to demonstrate strong oral and written communication skills, along with the ability to be well organized. Experience in maintenance, organization, and manipulation of fundraising software and desktop publishing is mandatory. The Red Cross of Vermont and the NH Valley offers a competitive salary and benefit package. Salary will be negotiated on the basis of successful broad experiences in the development field. To apply: Please submit a cover letter, resume and an example of a successful appeal written to
steve habif at habif@nvtredcross.org by Friday, February 4, 2011.
Key Responsibilities: • Write and edit RFPs. • Ensure information meets requirements of the RFP request. • Complete, package and ensure delivery of the RFP within the required timeframe. • Maintain the Sant RFP library and all completed proposals and presentations. • Develop of marketing materials to promote the company and products. • Assist in creation of presentations, newsletters, event support materials, research papers and brochures. • Review documents for accuracy, consistency, clarity and appropriateness. • Develop case studies of customers and individual success stories. • Develop web content, including videos, written material and social media tactics. • Prioritize projects and meet deadlines while working on multiple projects. • Assist in special projects as required by the Marketing Director.
Qualifications: • Bachelor’s degree in English, marketing, business communication or Journalism. • Writing experience in a professional environment. • Strong editing and proof reading skills. • Exceptional interpersonal, verbal and written communication skills. • Extremely strong organizational and project management skills. • Strong attention to detail and follow-up skills. • Persuasive writing style that generates interest. • Ability to translate complicated ideas into content easily understood by clients. • Knowledge of health care field is a plus. • Proficiency in Microsoft Office, Sant Suite or other RFP software.
How to Apply:
Send cover letter and resume to ddayman@marathon-health.com
The American Red Cross is an equal opportunity employer with the mission to provide disaster services, health and safety education, and services to military families in Vermont and the Upper Valley of NH.
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Early childhood position available, working in a highquality facility with children ages 6 weeks through 5 years.
Education and experience preferred, but willing to train the right person. For more information, please call Crystal at The PlayCare Center of Richmond, 802-434-3891. EOE
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Production and Inventory Control Manager Cabot Hosiery Mills Inc., home of the Darn Tough Vt. brand, a premier manufacturer of men’s and women’s socks, seeks a manager with six to 10 years’ proven leadership and managerial experience in a manufacturing environment as the production planning and inventory control manager.This position, which will have responsibility for planning all of the company’s product lines, with special emphasis on improving the production planning and inventory control of our Darn Tough Vermont line, is a growth opportunity for the right person. Reporting to the plant manager, it requires an experienced, well-organized, analytical, hands-on individual who’s not afraid to make decisions and work with a diverse manufacturing team in a very fast-paced setting. This individual will be a key team member in selecting and implementing an Enterprise Resource Planning system scheduled for later this year. Knowledge of well-functioning ERP/MRP systems is required, with prior experience in systems implementation a definite plus. Active membership in APICS and their training programs will be given added consideration.
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will be commensurate with related managerial/manufacturing experience. Competitive benefit package. Please send resume to Richard Carey, Human Resource Manager Cabot Hosiery Mills, Inc. PO Box 307, Northfield, VT 05663-0307
Looking for an or you may email to rcarey@cabothosiery.com. energetic person with early education Cabot Hoisery Mills is an equal opportunity eMployer. experience in a childcare setting. Must be a team player, 1/17/11 have a CDA and enjoy 4t-CabotHosiery-011911.indd 1 working with young children. Call 802-872-2772 and ask for Stacey or Maureen.
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this newly created position will manage, coordinate and support the dayto-day administrative activities of our many Developmental Services programs and staff while assisting the Director in the leadership of the division.
Church Music Director
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North Ferrisburgh United Methodist Church is seeking a qualified Music Director/ pianist to fulfi ll duties for our weekly worship services. Position requires selecting music, planning sessions with our pastor, and directing an enthusiastic amateur chorus. Compensation commensurate with experience.
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the right individual will possess excellent organizational and interpersonal skills in order to manage the diverse tasks associated with this new role; must be comfortable making hard decisions and sometimes delivering difficult messages. This position will engage in creative problem solving and collaboration among teams, staff and other agency divisions, along with some external venues; thus exceptional oral and written communication is necessary.
Some challenges you will face within the human services system include service delivery and funding accountability alongside strained budgets. therefore, a heavy emphasis on ensuring the division is meeting mandates, and coupling high-quality care with fiscal responsibility is essential. providing leadership in quality initiatives, risk management and program outcomes will be an important aspect of this position. Hence, some familiarity of the developmental services systems is important. master’s degree in appropriate discipline preferred.
NCSS Inc., 107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478 hr@ncssinc.org
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Executive Director
Director of Product Management and IT
Common Cause Vermont seeks leader for our democracy work. Position starts part time and grows to full time. Job description at www.CommonCause.org/vted.
About Aprexis Health Solutions:
Aprexis is an early stage health care company focusing on services to help improve patient adherence to prescribed treatment regimens. Based in VT, the company is seeking a strong director of product management and IT to join a growing team dedicated to improving health care delivery through programs and technologies that provide patient support services. This is a ground-floor opportunity for a talented software product professional to help an innovative company achieve its potential.
Apply to hr@commoncause.org.
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Position: The director of product management and IT
is a functional leadership position with responsibility for all product-related activities including the company’s product road map, product life-cycle development activities, product quality/support and customer feedback program. Collaborating with Aprexis’ clinical experts and customers, the Director will set the priorities and direction for the company. See Seven Days classifieds online for our complete job description and professional requirements. Please submit your resume and statement of interest to Robert Squire, President, Aprexis Health Solutions, rob.squire@aprexis.com.
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Hiring for all positions, including Directors
Leaps & Bounds is
with a nonstop imagination to round out our award-winning creative services department. You should be proficient at operating HD video cameras, experienced with nonlinear editing software and have a working knowledge of HD video workflows. Experience with Final Cut Pro, Soundtrack Pro, Motion, Photoshop, Premier, Shake, Compressor and Magic bullet are a plus. Qualified team players should submit resumes and demos to jobs@wcax.com, or Creative Services, WCAX TV, PO Box 4508 Burlington, VT, 05406. Absolutely no phone calls.
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Family Support Consultant AutiSm SpeCtrum DiSorDerS SpeCiAliSt 30 hours/week, Williston Provide family-centered information, referrals, and assistance to families, individuals, and professionals on topics regarding special education, health care finance, and resources related but not limited to Autism Spectrum Disorders. Experience parenting a child with a disability required.
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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF CLASS RELATIONS AND YOUNG ALUMNI Work with the Director of Class Relations to manage class activities and reunion giving program. Responsibilities include developing student relations, participating in student events and working with the Student Alumni Association. Responsibilities include student events and philanthropy planning, engaging and fundraising for the 1st- through 10thyear classes, and interaction on social networking sites to include information posting, content management, digital conversation and response, and prospect discovery through business networking sites. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree required. Must have excellent communication, interpersonal, presentation, and planning skills, and be proficient with the Internet. An understanding of marketing is preferred. Proficiency with Microsoft Office is required. Some travel, evening and weekend work are expected. To apply: Send cover letter, resume, and Norwich application to Class Relations Search, via email to jobs@norwich.edu. Application review begins immediately. Norwich University is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long term disability insurance, flexible-spending accounts for health and dependent care, retirement annuity plan and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.
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record in overseeing large fundraisers. Five years’ development or relevant fundraising experience required. Electronic applications are preferred. Please, no phone calls. Positions will remain open until filled. Send cover letter and resume to: Human Resources, COTS PO Box 1616, Burlington, VT 05402-1616
These start as project staff positions for six months with the possibility of becoming long term.
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Vermont Public Television (VPT) seeks an experienced producer to research, direct, script and supervise editing of Emerging Science, an ongoing, grant-funded TV series exploring the work of Vermont’s leading scientific investigators. Requirements: • Three years of professional experience producing story-based feature documentaries and/or magazine programs • Strong record as a team leader and collaborator • Excellent narrative writing skills • Working knowledge of professional nonlinear video editing systems • Interest in science and experience working in a unionized production environment are a plus. Some weekend and evening hours are required. This is a temporary contract position. Send resume and cover letter by January 31, 2011, to Vermont Public Television, Attn: HR Dept. 1, 204 Ethan Allen Ave. Colchester, VT 05446 or email to hresources@vpt.org. Equa l OppORt u n i t y E m plOy E R
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Stock Clerk A locally owned, growing family business is looking for a full-time stock clerk to work at our Williston Rd. location. Duties include receiving product, stocking retail floor, picking and packing orders, inventory control, maintaining clean warehouse. Forklift and pallet-jack experience a plus. Must be organized, a team player, a good communicator, detail oriented and be okay with repetitive heavy lifting. Competitive pay and benefits. Stop by Pet Food Warehouse, 2500 Williston Rd., So. Burlington, to fill out an application.
Deputy Director Promote healthy workplaces in Vermont! Innovative, statewide Employee Assistance Program seeks confident Deputy Director to oversee and participate in all aspects of an EAP including marketing, account services, clinical coordination and supervision. High-level management position with considerable responsibility. Excellent clinical and business leadership experience required, including familiarity with program budgets. Master’s degree and mental health license important. Based in Vermont. Resume by February 11 to vtwellness@gmail.com.
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We help people feel good, look good and get more out of life with brands and services that are good for them and good for others.”
Good pay. Work 5 a.m. to noon. Good benefits. Apply in person. Ask for Nick.
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We are currently seeking a maintenance supervisor/ammonia refrigeration to work at our St. Albans location. 10997 Rte. 116 - Hinesburg
Qualified candidates must posses the following: • BS in engineering (mechanical/chemical engineering preferred)
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Providing Innovative Mental Health and Educational Services to Vermont’s Children and Families
Therapist NFI’s Community Based Services is looking for a skilled therapist to join our team as a Program Clinician. This person will provide individual, family and group therapy as well as work closely with program leadership in providing wraparound services. This is an excellent opportunity for a licensed master’s-level clinician to join our dynamic team in providing excellent, creative and innovative treatment. This full-time/benefited position requires Vermont licensure. Please send your resume to kathycostello@nafi.com or NFI, 30 Airport Road, South Burlington, VT 05403. EOE WWW.NAFI.COM
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The Vermont Food Venture Center in Hardwick, Vt., seeks candidates for two full-time positions.
• at least three years of ammonia background. • at least three years supervisory experience or AAS in an engineering/maintenance field and seven years’ supervisory experience. • at least five years’ ammonia refrigeration experience.
Executive Director: oversees fundraising, marketing/public relations, program development and financial management. Operations Manager: oversees food processing and storage areas, client training in food processing, and equipment operation and maintenance.
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• excellent troubleshooting ability. • knowledge of regulatory codes sufficient to ensure compliance with industry and company standards. • excellent Microsoft Office (Excel, Word, PowerPoint) skills. Employment is subject to verification of pre-employment drugscreening results and background investigation. To apply, log on to www.unileverusa-careers.com or call 888-775-0389 and reference Req. #29068. U n i lE v Er i S A n E E O /AA E M P lOyEr.
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Farrell Distributing is seeking a Fine Wine Salesperson. Individuals must possess strong selling skills and excellent verbal and communication skills. Please send resume to JasonL@fdcvt.com.
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BCBSVT seeks a strong writer to join our communications team. Responsibilities include developing and producing a wide array of publications and other media. These include documents, web content and communications pieces for employees, as well as brochures, member contract documents, advertisements and web content produced for distribution outside the company. Additional responsibilities include scheduling and staffing various promotional events hosted by the plan. Ability to travel and work some evenings and weekends required. If you enjoy writing, can write quickly and in a variety of styles, and also have an outgoing personality, we’d like to talk to you! Consider joining BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD OF VERMONT. We are Vermont’s largest health insurer, and offer competitive salaries, a complete benefits package and a challenging working environment with opportunity for advancement. Visit our website to learn more about us and apply online. www.bcbsvt.com
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INSIDE SALES REPRESENTATIVE Bertek Systems, an established Vermont printing company, is looking for an experienced Inside Sales Representative. Primary function will be to generate sales from qualified and targeted prospects and customers. Qualified candidates must possess excellent selling, customer service and communication skills. We are looking for a candidate who is analytical, is a problem solver, and has the ability to multitask and be well versed in Microsoft Office. Previous sales experience in the printing industry is desired. The position is nonexempt and compensation includes an hourly wage, monthly commission, plus a comprehensive benefit package. Interested applicants may send resume to Bertek Systems, Arrowhead Industrial Park, 133 Bryce Boulevard, Georgia, VT 05454 Attn: Human Resources or email to akimball@ berteksystems.com.
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Seasonal Sales/ Marketing Professional for successful local company. Motivated, professional, team player. Two positions available for So. Burlington and Rutland areas. Great pay -clean drivers record. Possible advancement to full time. G.W. Savage Corp. 16 Gregory Dr. So. Burlington, VT 05403 gwsavage@gwsavage.com
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These career-changers did and pursued their passion through the CCSU TAP Program! If you enjoy working with young people, have strong content knowledge, and a Bachelor’s degree, check out this 8-month Vermont teacher licensure program. Admisson for fall 2011 is now open!
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Child, Youth and FamilY ServiCeS AdministrAtive AssistAnt ii Seeking a self-motivated individual to provide administrative support for CYFS’ outpatient program (90%) and Service Area Administration (10%). This is a full-time (37.5 hours per week), benefits-eligible position. The candidate should possess excellent computer skills including Word, Excel, PowerPoint and Outlook. Education: High school diploma required, bachelor’s degree preferred. Work experience: Minimum two years’ experience in the workplace or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge could be acquired. Start times can be negotiated, but one day per week must end at 6:00 p.m., as candidate will cover the receptionist position for 2.5 hours one afternoon per week.
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Children’s Crisis CliniCiAn — First CAll First Call for Children and Families is looking for a Crisis Clinician to join our team. Candidate will have mental health experience, preferably crisis experience, good interpersonal/communication skills, organizational skills, clinical assessment skills, and diagnostic and documentation skills. Must be available Wed.-Sat., hours include overnight shift and Fri./Sat. night. Master’s in a mental health discipline required.
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this weeds out patients who are in too her needs for protein, cooked veggies much distress to benefit from Eating and whole grains. But even such seemWith Grace, she says. She refers those ingly wholesome recommendations who suffer from other substance abuse are not for everyone, she notes. “Stone or mental health issues, such as bipolar Soup, with all those pastries and breads, disorder, to a specialist, and sends pa- could be really dangerous for someone.” tients with anorexia or bulimia to the How does Eating With Grace differ Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, from Overeaters Anonymous and other where a psychiatrist and nutritionist are addiction-recovery-based groups? Like on staff. them, says Hunter, it is posited on buildRight now, Hunter says, 5 to 10 per- ing community and supportive relationcent of her patients are men. Getting ships. “You may know the ‘Oh, fuck it!’ enough male clients to fill a group is syndrome,” says Hunter, straight faced. a future goal. “I think there’s a lot of “You’ve tried something, and you blow stuff for men that’s underaddressed,” it and say, ‘What’s the use? [I] might Hunter says. In fact, she posits that as well eat the whole bag or the whole many women’s body issues are inspired carton.’” Groups, she says, tend to buck by those of the men around them. up their members after such failures “Men’s body- image issues play out in and prevent the offender from giving up how they look at women and how they on herself. need the trophy wife to feel good about But beyond the belief that “we are themselves,” she explains. “The body- all precious beings,” says Hunter, her image stuff for women trickles down to method and OA’s diverge. For one thing, how you eat and how you take care of she leads her groups. “If the conversayourself.” tion is going somewhere off course, The gender gap is just one aspect I just say, ‘Why don’t we steer over of body image and food obsession that here?’” Some participants in OA say the Hunter believes has not only a personal absence of a leader can foster an orgy of and cultural dimension but a political food fantasy. Bill Schubart, a local comone. Many insurance companies do munity leader who recently wrote about not cover treatment his struggles with food for eating problems — in Fat People, says of because such issues his experiences in OA, are stigmatized, she “Halfway through the believes. Because meeting, I’m totally Hunter is a licensed famished.” social worker, her Part of what qualitreatments — except fies Hunter to lead is for email and Skype her expertise as a mindsessions — are covered. body therapist. She However, Hunter can guide members in says she’s heard of too negotiating both their many anorexics dying emotional challenges because they couldn’t and their biochemistry, ANYA RAVE N Hu Nt E R afford the level of care often referring them they needed. to naturopaths to help Hunter can identify with patients their bodies start fresh. who face dieting challenges because Today Hunter says that, after years she was one of them, she says. “I was of struggle, “I’m pretty peaceful around generally addicted to sugar and carbs food.” Food is to be enjoyed, she acas a kid,” says the trim, stylish 60-year- knowledges, and she celebrates that old. By high school, she was overweight, eating has cultural functions beyond which, she says, sent her on a twisted physical nourishment. However, she course of yo-yo dieting and pills. “I was cautions, “If food is used for comfort pretty abusive toward my own body,” or some kind of medicine emotionally, she reflects. without mindfulness, bad things happen After finding peace with medita- to good people.” tion and yoga, Hunter began working Listen to your cravings, Hunter adwith a naturopath who diagnosed her vises, because they mean something: with adrenal issues and sensitivities to Yearning for a steak may indicate an dairy, sugar and wheat — many of them iron deficiency. It’s just a matter of brought on by her previous bad habits, knowing the difference between wantHunter believes. ing and needing. Today, Hunter is greatly limited in “That pie may be renting all the space what she can eat. She mentions the café in your head,” says Hunter. “When that at City Market and Stone Soup as favor- happens, you may not need me, but you ite restaurants, because both can fulfill need somebody to talk to.” m C
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to steep inclines, says Catamount Trail Association executive director Jim Fredericks. Participants take advantage of equipment demos, educational talks and instructional sessions throughout the day. At the après-ski finale, skiers warm up over beer and light fare while watching video footage of their efforts. Cross your ski poles for fresh powder — “That’s when you have the most fun,” says Fredericks.
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Sunday, January 23, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., at Bolton Valley Nordic Center. $40-60 includes trail pass; limited to 65 participants; preregister by January 21. Proceeds benefit the Catamount Trail Association. Info, 864-5794. catamounttrail.org
1.22 & 23 | THEATER Top Tent It’s “a whole lot of comedy, a dab of politics, but also pretty deep spirituality in a nondenominational sense,” says Maine-based performer and playwright Carolyn Gage of The Lesbian Tent Revival. In short, her one-woman show is not your average church sermon — actually, it’s not a church sermon at all. In the style of what Gage calls “an old-time camp revival,” her performances instead celebrate womanhood and lesbianism — “Because if we don’t tell our stories, nobody else will,” she explains on her website. “It’s really feminist theory, but it’s done in a really entertaining way,” opines organizer Ellen Cairns, who saw Gage perform at last summer’s Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival. See what she means at Saturday’s “The Seven Deadly Sins and How to Bring More of Them Into Your Life” and Sunday’s “Marriage Ceremony.”
‘THE LESBIAN TENT REVIVAL’ Saturday, January 22, 7 p.m., and Sunday, January 23, 4 p.m., at Unitarian Church in Burlington. $5-10. Info, 343-7956. lesbiantentrevival.weebly.com COURTESY OF CAROLYN GAGE
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Kid You Not Were it not for his disheveled locks (more Sonic the Hedgehog than Johnny Depp) and penchant for flashy, colorful shirts, it’d be all too easy to forget that Dan Zanes’ quirky folk-rock is usually filed in the kids’ section of the music shop. That’s not a bad thing; with his harmony-heavy hits catchy enough for all ages, the Grammy-winning entertainer swoops in to “the rescue of beleaguered parents everywhere,” writes the Washington Post.. From playful Spanish merengues on ¡Nueva York! to revamped Broadway show tunes on 76 Trombones,, Zanes and his band hold four daytime, family-friendly shows in a two-day span this week.
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‘CULTIVATING A PROJECT-MANAGEMENT CULTURE’: Planners and organizers learn about successfully completing goals and objectives from speaker Andrew Davis. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 5:30-8:15 p.m. $25-35. Info, 735-5359, publicrelations@pmicv.org. KELLEY MARKETING MEETING: Marketing, advertising, communications, social media and design professionals brainstorm help for local nonprofits over breakfast. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495. SMALL AGRICULTURAL BUSINESS WORKSHOP: A series of six 90-minute seminars educates ag organizations about marketing strategies and computer technology. Computer lab, Hazen Union High School, Hardwick, 7:15 p.m. $15 per class. Info, 472-5840, ext. 3.
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‘FINANCING RENEWABLE-ENERGY AND ENERGYEFFICIENCY PROJECTS’: Four presenters simplify federal, state and local incentives for Vermonters to reduce their dependence on fossil fuels. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 385-1911.
DAN ZANES AND FRIENDS Saturday, January 22, 11 a.m. and 3 p.m., at Town Hall Theatre in Woodstock. $1723. Info, 457-3981. pentanglearts.org
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Memorial Library, Williston, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘SUPPLEMENTING SOCIAL SECURITY’: Careertransition coach Glenda Otto leads a brainstorming session focusing on creative working ventures to generate income and benefit the community. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
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STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: A multi-day snow fest starts with a snow golf tournament, and continues with a screening of Warren Miller’s Wintervention, an ice-carving competition, snow volleyball tournament and carnival games. See stowewintercarnival. com for schedule. Various locations, Stowe, 9 p.m. Various prices. Info, 253-6138.
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‘BELLY’: Cecilia and Chad Rinn’s feature-length documentary explores the lives of American belly dancers. Local performers answer questions and give a demonstration after the screening. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 865-7211. ‘FAIR GAME’: Doug Liman’s 2010 thriller, based on Valerie Plame’s memoir, covers the fallout when a CIA agent’s cover is blown. Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 748-2600. MOUNTAINTOP FILM FESTIVAL: More than a dozen award-winning human-rights films get exposure at a seven-day cinema celebration honoring Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. See mountaintopfilmfestival.com for films and schedule. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 5-10 p.m. $6-8. Info, 496-8994. ‘TALK TO HER’: Two men with comatose girlfriends form a unique bond during hospital visits in this Pedro Almodóvar work from 2002. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘TAMARA DREWE’: The return of a sultry, single woman to her sleepy hometown sparks a string of love affairs and jealousies in Stephen Frears’ 2010 comedy. Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 748-2600.
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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery experience the tempering and dipping process. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. GLUTEN-FREE SERIES: Who needs wheat, barley or rye? Attendees whip up main-course recipes over diet discussion. Preregister. Lyman C. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. ‘GO RED FOR WOMEN’ DINNER: Folks gather for a heart-healthy dinner, health screenings and a talk by heart-transplant recipient Ginger Zimmerman.
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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: BURLINGTON: Healthy humans part with lifesustaining pints during National Volunteer Blood Donor Month. UVM Waterman Building, Burlington, noon-6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: WHITE RIVER JUNCTION: See above listing. American Legion, White River Junction, noon-5 p.m. ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASS: Speakers with a different native tongue make progress. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. GERMAN-ENGLISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Anglophones practice foreign-language conversation with native speakers of Deutsch, and vice versa. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. INTRO TO GENEALOGY RESEARCH ONLINE: Local historian and author Larry Coffin delves into family roots using resources such as ancestry.com and heritagequestonline.com. Bradford Public Library, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536, bradfordpublic library@gmail.com. JAPANESE-ENGLISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Folks swap sentences in a distant dialect at this language exchange. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. SCRABBLE CLUB: Adults spell it out while raking in the points for clever combinations. Dorothy Alling
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You’d think college students would have outgrown jokes about bodily functions, but this week’s Urinetown proves there’s still a time and a place for tittering about taking a leak. And, thankfully, the collaborative Middlebury College Department of Music and Town Hall Theater production boasts serious themes of corporate corruption and sustainability to balance such tinkling tunes as “It’s a Privilege to Pee.” The Tony Award-winning musical satire introduces a society in turmoil, where water and money are so scarce, townsfolk have to shell out when nature calls — or face being shipped off to the mysterious Urinetown, from where no one has ever returned. The show features a cast and live band of students from Middlebury’s ‘URINETOWN’ Thursday, January 20, through The American Musical in Performance Sunday, January 23, 8 p.m., at Town course, as well as choreography by 2010 Hall Theater in Middlebury. $6-10. grad Schuyler Beeman. Info, 443-6433. middlebury.edu/arts
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Proceeds benefit the American Heart Association’s Go Red for Women cause. Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 4-8 p.m. $50. Info, 518-3358125, keri.mack@heart.org. The Open Table: Chefs Claudine Marlett and Michael Hays prepare a community meal for diners who contribute what they can, whether it be in money, labor, skills or simply their company. LACE, Barre, 6-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 476-4276.
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armchair exercise: Gentle physical activity helps folks stay fit. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-noon. Donations accepted. Info, 658-3585. Friendly On-site Computer Support chair massage: Kneading addresses key tension areas in the upper body. Call to sign up. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, 16t-rentageek102109.indd 1 10/19/09 6:37:12 PM Burlington, 9 a.m.-noon. $5. Info, 658-3585. energy Tapping: Eliminate anxiety and depresChannel 15 sion through acupressure techniques. Champlain STUCK IN VERMONT -Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, wITh EVa SOllbERgER Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. $5 suggested donation. SUn. > 2:30 PM Info, 658-3585. MOn. > 8:30 PM yOga class: Gentle stretches improve core strength and flexibility. Champlain Senior Center, Channel 16 McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 8:30 CENTER fOR RESEaRCh a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585. ON VERMONT
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Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 658-3659. enOsburg playgrOup: Children and their adult caregivers immerse themselves in singing activities and more. American Legion, Enosburg Falls, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. FairFax playgrOup: Multicultural stories and activities accent child’s play. Health Room, Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. high schOOl bOOK grOup: Bookworms crack open the tomes they like to read. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. highgaTe sTOry hOur: Good listeners soak up classic fairy tales. Highgate Public Library, Highgate Center, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. ice sKaTing FOr hOmeschOOlers: Independent learners hit the ice. Ice Barn, Milton, noon-2 p.m. $3 includes skating and rentals; $10 for skating lessons. Info, 893-4237. legO club: Children in grades 2 and up connect colorful blocks to create masterful structures of their own design. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. middle schOOl bOOK grOup: Young people discuss their current reads. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. milTOn baby playgrOup: New moms, dads and babies socialize on a weekly basis. New Life Fellowship, Milton, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 893-4922. mOnTgOmery sTOry hOur: Little lit lovers flip pages before snacking. Montgomery Town Library, Montgomery Center, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. mOving & grOOving WiTh chrisTine: Young ones jam out to rock-and-roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. preschOOl discOvery prOgram: Three- to 5-year-olds scope out animal tracks in the fresh snow. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 1011:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.
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Farmers’ nighT: Members of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra present Vivaldi’s Concerto for Two Violins in A Minor, Burrill Phillips’ Concert Piece and Mozart’s Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2507. masTer class WiTh The charles llOyd QuarTeT: The jazz legend and members of his new quartet coach a Dartmouth student music group. Wheelock Café, Collis Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. valley nighT: Barika Ensemble produce deep grooves and world music. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $5 suggested cover. Info, 496-8994.
sport
nighT rider series: Skiers and riders compete in the illuminated terrain parks for prizes. Bolton Valley Resort, 4:30 p.m. $18 includes lift ticket; $12 for season-pass holders. Info, 434-6804.
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‘bOrders, bOundaries and bullies’ lecTure series: A weekly series explores the mental and physical walls that divide us, as well as the ties that bind us together. Burlington attorney and Derby Line native Norman Blais discusses “Living on the Edge: The Quebéc-Vermont Border.” Burlington College, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. lamOille cOunTy Osher lecTure series: Retired newsman Marselis Parsons looks at “Changes in Media and Technology in Vermont During My Last 40 Years.” Town & Country Resort, Stowe, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 253-9011. sean becKeTT: The Williston-based biology and environmental-studies expert flits from northern saw-whet owls to raptor trapping in a PowerPoint presentation called “Who Hoots for You?” Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4132 or 863-2436. ‘sudden realizaTiOns OF sOul’: Musician Charles Lloyd and former U.S. poet laureate Charles Simic chat about the spirit of jazz and poetry. Room 041, Haldeman Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.
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audiTiOns FOr ‘TheOphilus nOrTh’: Little City Players seek actors for the Matthew Burnett play, based on the novel by Thornton Wilder. Vergennes Opera House, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 870-6677. ‘sea rOOm’: John Milton Oliver, Todd Townsend, Aaron Reil and four others star in a new play about a ship in turmoil by Burlington’s Jordan Gullikson. Off Center for the Dramatic Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $7-20. Info, 244-4168. ‘The music man’: A national tour presents this song-filled classic about the ultimate con man and the librarian who stops him in his tracks. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7:30 p.m. Call for price. Info, 253-3000. ‘The search FOr signs OF inTelligenT liFe in The universe’: Catherine Doherty stars as a guide to visiting extraterrestrials in this one-woman show by Northern Stage. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $5-58. Info, 2919009, ext. 10.
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bOOK discussiOn: In preparation for Armitage Gone! Dance at the Flynn MainStage, bibliophiles gab about Brian Greene’s The Elegant Universe, which inspired the troupe’s performance. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. debOrah Krasner: The James Beard Awardwinning cookbook author discusses her 2010 book Good Meat: The Complete Guide to Sourcing and Cooking Sustainable Meat. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7505 or 864-8001.
gasTrOnOmy bOOK discussiOn: Bookworms devour Nicole Mones’ mouthwatering novel The Last Chinese Chef before group discussion. Hartland Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 436-2473.
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‘sTOp The miliTarizaTiOn OF burlingTOn!’: Queen City residents in opposition to F-35 fighter jets at the Burlington International Airport share thoughts at this forum. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 309-4824.
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neTWOrKing luncheOn FOr vermOnT healers: Area herbalists, health practitioners, educators and others receive advice on how to “Define Your Purpose, Mission and Vision.” City Market, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 2255960, info@vermonthealers.org.
community
village TrusTee presenTaTiOn: A current trustee speaks about serving the community to Essex Junction residents who may want to do the same. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.
environment
TransiTiOn TOWn mOnTpelier: Climate scientist Dr. Alan Betts, of Pittsfield’s Atmospheric Research, discusses “Vermont Climate Change and the Great Transition.” Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
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american red crOss blOOd drive: WaTerbury: See WED.19, St. Leo’s Hall, Waterbury, noon-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. bOsTOn red sOx assOciaTiOn: Important parts of the baseball team — such as Wally the Green Monster, the 2004 and ‘07 World Series trophies, and Fenway ambassadors — meet fans and pass out pocket schedules, collectibles and vouchers. University Mall, South Burlington, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066. chess club: Checkmate! Board-game players try to attack the king with sly strategies. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $2-3. Info, 363-5803. indOOr garden WOrKshOp: Localvores learn the steps to harvesting buckwheat lettuce. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. $1012. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hunger mountain.com. ‘spend smarT’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks and managing money. Preregister. 279 North Winooski Ave, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104. ‘The shadOW eFFecT: illuminaTing The hidden pOWer OF yOur True selF’: In this fiveweek class and book-study group, students explore the parts of themselves they would rather not be. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7-8:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 876-7696, lane2love@yahoo.com.
fairs & festivals
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film
‘drums OF The ancesTOrs: manchu and mOngOl shamanism’: This 37-minute film offers a rare glimpse into the living traditions of shamanism, capturing an ancient harvest ritual and a healing ceremony. Discussion with presenter Susan Grimaldi follows. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 6:30-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 453-4147. ‘Fair game’: See WED.19, 7 p.m. ‘FirsT FlOWer’: This NOVA special investigates the discovery of a Chinese fossil, believed to be the earliest flower found on Earth. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.
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Mountaintop FilM Festival: See WED.19, 5-10 p.m. ‘she’s Gotta have it’: An independent heroine can’t choose between her three boyfriends in Spike Lee’s 1986 debut feature. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘taMara Drewe’: See WED.19, 7 p.m.
food & drink
ChoColate-DippinG DeMo: See WED.19, 2 p.m.
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arMChair exerCise: See WED.19, 11:30 a.m.-noon. eye Care 101: Set your sights on healthy peepers at a lecture about vision with ophthalmologist Dr. Lisa Alexander. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. stronG livinG exerCise: Fitness enthusiasts undergo strength training for good health. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 443-1654.
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CaFé sCientiFiQue: UVM College of Medicine’s professor of pathology and medicine, David Yandell, begins a conversation about genome mixing, touching on genetic engineering of our
auDitions For ‘theophilus north’: See WED.19, 6:30-8 p.m. ‘sea rooM’: See WED.19, 7:30 p.m. ‘the MusiC Man’: See WED.19, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $32.50-40. Info, 775-0903. ‘the searCh For siGns oF intelliGent liFe in the universe’: See WED.19, 7:30 p.m. ‘urinetown: the MusiCal’: Douglas Anderson directs this satirical musical comedy about a society where people have to pay to pee. The Middlebury Department of Music joins in. See calendar spotlight. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $6-10. Info, 443-6433.
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bookeD For lunCh: Neil Stout, UVM’s professor emeritus of history and the author of The Royal Navy in America, 1760-1775, shares the basics of reading and writing biographies. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 863-3403. story tiMe: Lit lovers of all ages take in fanciful tales. Bud & Bella’s Bookshop, Randolph, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 728-5509.
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arGentinean tanGo: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. DanCe CoMpany oF MiDDlebury: Visiting lecturerin-dance Christal Brown directs “Culture, Cash, and Community: To Have or Have Not,” an exploration of wealth and class. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 443-6433. enGlish Country DanCe: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to music by the Turning Stile. All dances are taught. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $5-8; bring finger food to share. Info, 899-2378. sri vishnu tattva Das: One of India’s most prominent male Odissi dancers offers a lecture and demonstration. North End Studio, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1096 or 860-9556.
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aMeriCan reD Cross blooD Drive: winDsor: See WED.19, American Legion, Windsor, 12:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. knittinG & sewinG Class: Folks spin a good yarn. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 658-3585. ‘naMe that Movie!’: Cinemaddicts try to correctly title films by screening a barrage of short clips. The CinéClub, Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 5-6 p.m. $2.50. Info, 229-0598.
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Charles lloyD Quartet: The tenor saxophonist and flutist jazzes up audiences with the help of Jason Moran, Eric Harland and Reuben Rogers. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10-37. Info, 603-646-2422. iGlooFest: This outdoor dance party attracts close to 50,000 concertgoers as regional and international electronic musicians heat up the night. Jacques-Cartier Quay at the Old Port of Montréal, 6:30 p.m. $10 for all shows; for ages 18 and up only; $40-55 per pass. Info, 514-496-7678.
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alburGh playGroup: Tots form friendships over stories, songs and crafts. Alburgh Family Center, Alburgh, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. babytiMe: See WED.19, 10:30 a.m.-noon. FletCher playGroup: Little ones make use of the open gym before snack time. Fletcher Elementary School, Cambridge, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Franklin story hour: Lovers of the written word perk up for read-aloud tales and adventures with lyrics. Haston Library, Franklin, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. kiDs’ story tiMe: Snacks and activities chase an hour of tales. LACE, Barre, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4276. MusiC with raphael: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. open CoMputer tiMe: Teens play games and browse the web on library laptops. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. ‘snuG in the snow’: Kiddos experience winter like meadow voles and river otters, nestling under the powder and sliding atop it. Education Barn, Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10-11 a.m. $8-10 per adult/child pair; $4 per additional child. Info, 434-3068, vermont@audubon.org. travelinG storyteller: Listeners take in the tale of Nanuk’s arctic adventure. Highgate Methodist Church, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.
food supply and disease research. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free; for ages 21 and up; cash bar. Info, 877-324-6386. sCott borG: The chief economist for the U.S. Cyber Consequences Unit weighs in on the value of cyber security in this lecture hosted by the Vermont Council on World Affairs. Perry Hall, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3489.
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TerTulia laTina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.
fairs & festivals
STowe winTer Carnival: See WED.19, 9 a.m.8 p.m.
film
‘ClienT 9: The riSe and Fall oF elioT SpiTzer’: Alex Gibney’s 2010 documentary investigates the trajectory of the “Sheriff of Wall Street.” Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 748-2600. ‘For Colored GirlS’: Tyler Perry’s 2010 drama brings Ntozake Shange’s play For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf to life in a narrative about the modern female black experience. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H.,7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘TakinG rooT: The viSion oF wanGari MaaThai’: Filmmakers Alan Dater and Lisa Merton lead a discussion after a screening of their film chronicling the life of the first African woman to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Band room, U-32 High School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 522-3687. ‘Tiny FurniTure’: Lena Dunham wrote, directed and stars in this 2010 comedy about a college grad trying to figure out her next step. Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 748-2600.
food & drink
ChoColaTe-dippinG deMo: See WED.19, 2 p.m.
health & fitness
arMChair exerCiSe: See WED.19, 11:30 a.m.-noon.
inTerGeneraTional SeaTed yoGa: Folks of all ages work to improve joint mobility, and strengthen and tone muscles. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585. T’ai Chi: Seniors learn to improve balance and reduce stress with fluid movements. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.
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BaByTiMe: See WED.19, 10:30 a.m.-noon. CoMiCS CluB: Doodlers, writers and readers alike have fun with the funnies. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. FairFax playGroup: See WED.19, 9-10:30 a.m. FairField playGroup: Youngsters entertain themselves with creative activities and snack time. Bent Northrop Memorial Library, Fairfield, 9:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. MonTGoMery TuMBle TiMe: Budding gymnasts burn off energy. Montgomery Elementary School, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. SCienCe & STorieS: Tales and investigations examine the places that Vermont animals call home. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/ Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $8.50-10.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 877-324-6386. SonGS & STorieS wiTh MaTThew: Musician Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956, brownell_library@yahoo.com. SuCCeSS By Six playGroup & SToryTiMe: Stories, activities and snacks amuse youngsters. Bent Northrop Memorial Library, Fairfield, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 827-3945, bentnorthrop@ gmail.com.
SwanTon playGroup: Kids and caregivers squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and snacks. Holy Trinity Episcopal Church, Swanton, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Teen Movie: To get the girl, Michael Cera does battle with her seven “evil exes” in 2010’s graphic-novel inspired Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:308:25 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘wii-TaSTiC!’: Kids ages 5 and up test out the video game console through Dance Dance Revolution, Guitar Hero and more. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
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BriCk ChurCh MuSiC SerieS: Local art decks the walls as area musicians deliver ditties at an informal, coffeehouse-style evening. Old Brick Church, Williston, 7 p.m. $6-10; free for ages 6 and under. Info, 764-1141. iGlooFeST: See THU.20, 6:30 p.m. karaoke niGhT: Cowboy Dan spins tunes at a roundup of sing-along contests. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 9 p.m.-midnight. Free. Info, 496-8994.
lorna luFT: Judy Garland’s daughter, an actress and singer in her own right, performs, “Songs My Mother Taught Me.” Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 8 p.m. $58-80. Info, 253-3000. nareh arGhaManyan: The young Armenian pianist executes works by Rameau, Brahms, Rachmaninoff and Liszt on her 21st birthday. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $6-24. Info, 443-6433.
outdoors
Full Moon SnowShoe Trek: A celestial body illuminates an evening excursion on Stark Mountain, with hot chocolate to boot. Preregistration required. Mad River Glen Ski Area, Fayston, 7 p.m. $15-25; $65 per family of four. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117. SnowShoe wine & dine: Explore the natural world on an excursion with Wilderness Trails’ Marty Banak and a Vermont Institute of Natural Science educator before a three-course meal. Preregister. The Quechee Inn at Marshland Farm, 6-9 p.m. $3240. Info, 359-5000, ext. 223.
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Jean weaver: The speaker revisits a memorable 1992 trip in “To Alaska and Back, or Bust!” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6764.
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Scott Borg: The chief economist for the U.S. Cyber Consequences Unit discusses how cyber attacks change international relations and defense. Lunch is provided; advance registration is required. Middlebury College, noon. Free. Info, 443-5342, baldwin@middlebury.edu.
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Balé Folclórico da Bahia: More than 30 performers bring Brazilian music, dance and capoeira to the stage. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $23-41. Info, 863-5966. ‘Sea room’: See WED.19, 7:30 p.m. ‘the Search For SignS oF intelligent liFe in the UniverSe’: See WED.19, 7 p.m. ‘Urinetown: the mUSical’: See THU.20, 8 p.m.
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Brown Bag Book clUB: Readers gab about Colum McCann’s Let the Great World Spin at lunch time. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. kate meSSner: This award-winning author discusses “Teachers Who Write, and Writers Who Teach” before sharing a passage from her kids’ novel, Sugar and Ice. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7505 or 864-8001. Poet’S night: Writers flock to an open reading of lyrical lines and (very) short prose. Flynndog, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6106.
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QUilt SQUare PotholderS: Stitchers transform recycled fabrics in this eco-friendly fiber-arts project. Preregister. Davis Studio, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. $24. Info, 425-2700.
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‘an evening oF claSSical indian dance’: Acclaimed Odissi dancer Sri Vishnu Tattva Das performs in the classical Indian dance style. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-15. Info, 656-1096 or 860-9556. dance comPany oF middleBUry: See FRI.21, 8 p.m. ‘devote’ dance Party: DJ ShaR4 spins cutting-edge beats well suited to cutting the rug. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 7 p.m.-midnight. $10; $8 with a food donation; for ages 21 and up only. Info, 356-2776. gUeSt artiSt workShoP SerieS: Dancers develop their choreographic voices by exploring ways of lifting, falling and flying with teacher and performer Willow Wonder. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $24; preregister. Info, 229-4676. norwich contra dance: Caller Andy Davis leads a special family dance to tunes by Cuckoo’s Nest. A potluck supper follows, as well as Muskeg Music’s annual meeting. Regular contra dancing starts at 8 p.m. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 5 p.m. $5-8; free for under 16; donations accepted for seniors. Info, 785-4607, rbarrows@cs.dartmouth.edu.
Swing dance: DJ Terry Bouricius serves syncopated beats for 1940s- and ‘50s-style partner dancing, after a free half-hour lesson. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $8. Info, 864-8382. winter Barn dance: Pete Sutherland provides the tunes, and Jeremy Clifford calls the steps, at this benefit for the Lakeside Preschool. Whallonsburg Grange Hall, dinner, 5 p.m.; dancing starts at 6:30 p.m. $5 for pasta dinner; $10 suggested donation for dancing. Info, 963-8222, info@ lakesidepreschool.net.
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american red croSS Blood drive: rUtland: See WED.19, Diamond Run Mall, Rutland, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. mammoth Book Sale: Biographies, cookbooks and novels galore go for $2 or less — or for free, from noon-1:30 p.m. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.
fairs & festivals
Stowe winter carnival: See WED.19, 1-10 p.m.
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‘client 9: the riSe and Fall oF eliot SPitzer’: See FRI.21, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. ‘nowhere Boy’: Sam Taylor-Wood chronicles the teenagehood of John Lennon as he begins to find his place in the world of rock and roll. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘the limitS oF control’: A loner is hired for a vague job and travels across Spain in Jim Jarmusch’s 2009 crime drama. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘tiny FUrnitUre’: See FRI.21, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m.
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BUrlington winter FarmerS market: Vendors sell ethnic cuisine, pottery, artisan cheese and anything else they can produce in the cold. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172, info@burlingtonfarmers market.org. caPital city winter FarmerS market: Root veggies, honey, fresh mesclun and more change hands at an off-season celebration of locally grown grub, complete with a variety of vendor demonstrations. Gymnasium, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958. chocolate-diPPing demo: See WED.19, 2 p.m. middleBUry winter FarmerS market: Area growers, cheesemakers, bakers and craftspeople collaborate to offer year-round “eat local” options. American Flatbread, Middlebury, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178. SoUrdoUgh Bread Baking: Need to knead? Shape and bake loaves with Helen Rabin, former owner and baker of Upland Bakers. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.
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acUPUnctUre clinic: Folks experience the therapeutic craft of licensed acupuncturist Julie Suarez Cormier. Preregister for an appointment. City Market, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.
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BaBytime: See WED.19, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Balla & SekoU koUyate: A balafon player and his 4-year-old son work with West African instruments as part of the HopStop Family Series. SAT.22
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Alumni Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 11 a.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. Music With Raphael: See THU.20, 11 a.m. North Hero Tumble Time: Free-play stations around the gym keep youngsters — and their adult companions — on the go. North Hero Elementary School, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Open Tot Gym & Infant/Parent Playtime: Snacks fuel feats of athleticism. Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Read to a Dog: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. Winter Carnival: Children and their adult caregivers make merry with games, art, snacks and a bounce house. North Hero Elementary School, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Winter on the Farm: Little ones have a hoot with educational activities and a visit from a live owl. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $3-5 per child. Info, 985-8686.
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‘100 Years of Broadway’: As part of its Winter Cabaret Series, Café Noir Productions celebrates popular show tunes from New York City stages. Gate House Lodge, Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 7 p.m. $7-15. Info, 496-4781. Amanda Harberg: The pianist and composer performs her own work, along with pieces by Billy Joel, John Adams and others, in the parlor after supper. Highland Lodge & XC Center, Greensboro, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2647. Dan Zanes and Friends: The Grammy-winning family entertainer bridges folk, rock and roots in music that doesn’t have to be just for kids. See calendar spotlight. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 11 a.m. & 3 p.m. $17-23. Info, 457-3981. Igloofest: See THU.20, 6:30 p.m. Joe Newberry, Val Mindel & Soaked Oats: Banjo and fiddle tunes meet old-time and country singing at this collaborative concert. Christ Church Presbyterian, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 355-4216. Liam Gluck: The Middlebury College junior coaxes works by Ravel, Chopin, Mompou and Gershwin from the ivory keys. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. Noel Paul Stookey & Company: In “Music for Social Change,” the folk icon best known for his role in Peter, Paul and Mary joins his daughter for an inspirational evening of song and film — a late celebration of Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-3749. Recorder-Playing Group: Musicians produce early folk and baroque melodies. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 6580030, info@prestomusic.net. Sensible Shoes: The four-member Vermont dance band produces a funky mix of original and cover tunes to benefit Safeline. Tunbridge Town Hall, 8-11 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 685-7900. Silo Sessions Concert Series: Indie-folk singersongwriter and storyteller Chris Dorman offers acoustic sounds next to a warm brick oven. Bread & Butter Farm, Shelburne, 7 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 922-5349. The Fizz: Burlington’s electrofolk band serenades farmers market shoppers. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 363-1820.
The Missing Cats: The local band takes listeners for a swing; drink specials inspired by the 1940s enhance the mood. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 8:30 p.m. $5 suggested cover. Info, 496-8994. Vermont Symphony Orchestra Masterworks Series: Pianist Anna Polonsky highlights a program including Rossini’s Overture to Il Signor Bruschino, Mozart’s Concerto no. 27 and Beethoven’s Symphony no. 4. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $9-58. Info, 863-5966.
outdoors
Full Moon Snowshoe Trek: See FRI.21, 7 p.m. Sleigh Rides: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of rolling acres. Rides depart every half hour from the Welcome Center. Shelburne Farms, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $6-8; free for kids under 3. Info, 985-8442. Snowshoe Walk: Equipment is provided for this romp atop the powder with naturalist Eva Dannenberg. Preregister. Highland Lodge & XC Center, Greensboro, 2-3 p.m. $5.50-10. Info, 533-2647. Star-Gazing Sleigh Rides: Pat Palmer of Thornapple Farm and a team of Percheron draft horses lead a celestial ride under the winter sky. Weather permitting. Preregister. Shelburne Farms, rides depart at 6 p.m., 6:45 and 7:30. $7-15; free for kids under 3. Info, 985-8686.
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‘Face Off Against Breast Cancer’ Hockey Tournament: Twelve women’s hockey teams from all over the state take to the ice to support the Cancer Patient Support Program’s emergency fund. Memorial Sports Center, Middlebury, 9:40 a.m.-8:45 p.m. Donations and sponsorships accepted. Info, 443-3169 or 382-9469. Gatorade Free Flow Tour: Up-and-coming snowboarders and freeskiers under age 21 show off their mountain skills in slopestyle and superpipe showdowns. Okemo Mountain Resort, Ludlow, 7 a.m.-5 p.m. $20-30 entry free, plus lift ticket. Info, 630-908-6334. XCriterium Freestyle Event: Skiers embark on 1.2K laps in this 40-minute race with two sprints. Ski Touring Center, Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, registration, 8 a.m.; race begins at 10 a.m. $35. Info, 253-5755.
talks
‘Conversation on Race Now’: Robert L. Walsh moderates a nonreligious, nonpolitical dialogue about racism with panelists Arthur Brooks, Jeanne Collins, Ali Dieng, Dr. Fayneese Miller and Mike Schirling. Dessert bar and beverages provided. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 324-5612. Matt Dunne: The politician and advisor to the Vermont Institute of Natural Science highlights the local resources Vermonters can draw upon to build a more sustainable future. Tupelo Music Hall, White River Junction, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 359-5000, ext. 223. Nancy Somers: The fitness professional offers a motivating and entertaining presentation on “Seventeen-and-a-Half Ways to a Healthier, Happier and More Enjoyable Life.” Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 12:30-1:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com.
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Auditions for ‘Patience’: Echo Valley Community Arts hosts tryouts for Gilbert & Sullivan’s comic opera, which will hit the stage this July. Monteverdi Music School, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3599. National Theatre of London: Catamount Arts Center: A hybrid of dance, theater and music forms in a broadcast of FELA!, an exploration of the life of Afrobeat legend Fela Anikulapo Kuti. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 2 p.m. $10-23. Info, 748-2600. ‘Sea Room’: See WED.19, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Lesbian Tent Revival’: Internationally acclaimed playwright and performer Carolyn Gage couples comedy with politics in “The Seven Deadly Sins and How to Bring More of Them Into Your Life.” See calendar spotlight. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 343-7956. The Met: Live in HD: Lake Placid Center for the Arts: Roberto Alagna stars in a broadcast of Verdi’s quintessential opera, Don Carlo. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 1 p.m. $12-18. Info, 518-523-2512. ‘The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe’: See WED.19, 7:30 p.m. ‘Urinetown: The Musical’: See THU.20, 8 p.m.
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‘Everybody Wins’ Read-a-Thon: Folks of all ages don reading glasses for some serious page turning as they attempt to break last year’s record of 735 books read in one hour. National Life Building, Montpelier, 1-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2665. Mary Holland: The author of Naturally Curious: A Photography Field Guide and Month-by-Month Journey Through the Fields, Woods and Marshes of New England takes listeners through the four seasons prior to a short winter walk led by naturalist Kristen Sharpless. Preregister. Education Barn, Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 9:30 a.m.-noon. $20. Info, 434-3068. Saloma Miller Furlong: The author of Why I Left the Amish reflects on the two separate lives she has lived. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. Story Time: See THU.20, 11 a.m.
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English Dance Series: Trip to Norwich serenade soft-soled dancers, moving under the direction of caller Chris Levey. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $47. Info, 785-4121.
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Antiques Market: Treasure hunters find bargains among collections of old furniture, art, postcards and more. Early buying, 7:30 a.m.; regular admission, 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Elks Club, Montpelier, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 751-6138. Burlington-Area Scrabble Club: Triple-lettersquare seekers spell out winning words. New players welcome. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558. ‘Challenge Corporate Authority: Assert the People’s Rights’: Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom holds a five-week study group focusing on corporate personhood, global corporatization and democracy. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. French-English Conversation Group: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.
Rutland Bridal Show: Blushing brides peruse flower, cake, ring and photography options, discover dresses and register for prizes. Holiday Inn, Rutland, 11:30 a.m. $5-6. Info, 459-2897.
fairs & festivals
Stowe Winter Carnival: See WED.19, 9 a.m.
film
‘127 Hours’: James Franco enacts mountain climber Aron Ralston’s remarkable real-life encounter with an 800-pound boulder in a Utah canyon. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer’: See FRI.21, 1:30 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘Thomas Berry: The Great Story’: This 50-minute documentary chronicles the life and work of this “Earth scholar,” and shares his view of creation and of our current environmental crisis. Community Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. ‘Tiny Furniture’: See FRI.21, 1:30 p.m. & 7 p.m.
food & drink
Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.19, 2 p.m.
health & fitness
Alzheimer’s Family Education Program: Folks gain a basic understanding of memory loss, dementia, Alzheimer’s disease and the day-to-day changes to expect. The Arbors at Shelburne, 1-4 p.m. $25 for two sessions; $40 per family. Info, 985-8600. Open Meditation Classes: Harness your emotions and cultivate inner peace through the Tibetan Buddhist tradition. Laughing River Yoga, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. $5-25 suggested donation. Info, 684-0452, vermont@rsl-ne.com.
holidays
Tu B’Shvat Celebration & Seder: Jennifer Segal, Serach Ramu, Jori Cohen and Stephanie Goldberg provide musical interludes at an annual dinner celebration led by Vermont women. Grand Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. $20-25; RSVP in advance. Info, 658-7612, zeesy@chabadvt.org.
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Babytime: See WED.19, 10:30 a.m.-noon. ‘Dreams for Common Action You(th) Summit’: Children of the Earth brings together folks ages 14 to 21 for a day of art, music, activity and exploration with the goal of creating positive change. Billings Center, UVM, Burlington, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1936. Lollipop Ski Race: Young skiers don racing bibs for a fun zip down the “Mighty Mite” hill. Olympian Barbara Ann Cochran works the stopwatch and offers encouragement. Cochran’s Ski Area, Richmond, 1 p.m. Free with purchase of a $14 youth lift ticket. Info, 434-2479. Read to a Dog: See SAT.22, 1-2 p.m. TD Bank Kids’ Day: Families get a taste of snow sports, including cross-country skiing, obstacle courses, group games, treasure hunts and more. Craftsbury Outdoor Center, Craftsbury Common, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 586-7767.
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‘Alone Together: The Art of the Jazz Duo’: Improvisation reigns supreme as Fred Haas and David Newsam produce standards and original compositions on the piano, sax and guitar. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. Charles Lloyd Quartet: See THU.20, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $22-40. Info, 863-5966.
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Family tracking: Walkers ages 3 and up go sleuthing for evidence of Vermont critters. Education Barn, Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-3 p.m. $10-12 per parent/child pair; $4-5 per each additional child. Info, 434-3068. ‘get out and Backcountry Ski’ FeStiVal: Outdoorsy folks skim across the snow in guided ski lessons, sample the latest ski and snowshoe equipment, and wrap it up with an après-ski party. See calendar spotlight. Bolton Valley Nordic Center, Bolton, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. $40-60 includes trail pass; limited to 65 participants; preregister by January 21. Info, 864-5794. Sleigh rideS: See SAT.22, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.
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‘Face oFF againSt BreaSt cancer’ hockey tournament: See SAT.22, 8 a.m.-8:40 p.m. gatorade Free FloW tour: See SAT.22, 7 a.m.5 p.m. great iShkaBiBBle tour: Skiers round the “Great Circle” before indulging in the lodge’s signature dessert. Highland Lodge & XC Center, Greensboro, 9:30 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 533-2647. race to Slayton paSture caBin: Athletes see how fast they can ski the 4K climb to the cabin. A barbecue follows. Registration, 8 a.m.; race starts at 10 a.m. Ski Touring Center, Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 8 a.m. $35. Info, 253-5755.
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BaBytime: See WED.19, 10:30 a.m.-noon. inFant Story hour: Kiddos up to age 2 absorb spoken-word yarns. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, aldrichlibrary@ charter.net. learn to knit: All materials are supplied for this stitching circle with Joan Kahn. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. muSic With raphael: See THU.20, 10:45 a.m. StorieS With megan: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Student matinee SerieS: ‘Virtually me’: TheatreworksUSA’s rock musical for fourth to eighth graders touches on Facebook, blogging and texting in the context of cyberbullying. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, noon. $8.50. Info, 863-5966. SWanton playgroup: Kids and caregivers squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and snacks. Mary Babcock Elementary School, Swanton, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. teen adViSory Board: Middle and high schoolers help librarians plan cool programs and choose new books to order for the stacks. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
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aFro-Brazilian percuSSion claSS: Community band Sambatucada! teach the pulsating rhythms of samba, samba reggae and baião. No experience required. 71 Main Street, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-7107. mad riVer chorale rehearSalS: No auditions are necessary to join this community choir, which meets weekly to give voice to song selections from America’s greatest composers. Harwood Union High School, South Duxbury, 6:45-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4781. ShoWcaSe concert: The champion of the Alan Carter Chamber Music Competition displays his or her winning ways. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.
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‘a neW look at aging’: Interactive conversations thread through this five-week workshop about perceptions of old age, processing life experiences, changing roles and identities, and more. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 6:45-8:45 p.m. $10 materials fee. Info, 985-3355 or 985-3819. BaSic computer courSe: Folks in need of some technology tutelage sign up for a tailored lesson with a computer expert. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.
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auditionS For ‘Beyond therapy’: Shelburne Players recruits actors for this play about two Manhattanites seeking love — with the help of their therapists. Shelburne Town Center, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 363-7643, spikefan79@yahoo.com. auditionS For ‘patience’: See SAT.22, 1-3 p.m. ‘the leSBian tent reViVal’: Internationally acclaimed playwright and performer Carolyn Gage couples comedy with politics in the “Lesbian Tent Revival Marriage Ceremony.” See calendar spotlight. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 4 p.m. $5-10. Info, 343-7956. ‘the Search For SignS oF intelligent liFe in the uniVerSe’: See WED.19, 5 p.m. ‘urinetoWn: the muSical’: See THU.20, 8 p.m.
‘creating a Financial Future’: Folks with basic money management under control learn how to build long-term wealth in a course about mutual funds, Roth IRAs, APYs and more. 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104.
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marjorie cady memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@ comcast.net. shape & share liFe stories: Prompts trigger true tales, which are crafted into compelling narratives and read aloud. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
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american red cross Blood driVe: colchester: See WED.19, Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. american red cross Blood driVe: south royalton: See WED.19, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. cyBerBullyinG Workshop: Internet-safety speaker Josh Gunderson discusses the positive and negative aspects of children’s online lives with parents and adult community members. Enosburg Falls Junior/Senior High School, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 933-5354, ruralpartnerships@gmail.com. pause caFé: French speakers of all levels converse en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088. ‘spend smart’: See THU.20, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104, growingmoney@cvoeo.org.
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‘client 9: the rise and Fall oF eliot spitzer’: See FRI.21, 7 p.m. ‘tiny Furniture’: See FRI.21, 7 p.m. tuesday niGht at the moVies: Film-club members screen Manhattan, the 1979 classic featuring Woody Allen and Diane Keaton. Open discussion follows. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $8, or $30 for six-month membership. Info, 496-8994, ken@crmvt.com.
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chocolate-dippinG demo: See WED.19, 2 p.m. dinner BeneFit: Diners help raise money and awareness for the Addison County Humane Society. The Farmer’s Diner, Middlebury, 5-8 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 458-0455. soup & homemade Bread: It’s comfort-food season: Learn to shake the winter chill with these hearty, homemade eats. Preregister. Integrated
Arts Academy. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 5:45-7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. ‘thank your mentor day’ BreakFast: As part of its 2011 National Mentoring Month campaign, Mobius offers a spread of food, mentor awards and remarks by UVM women’s basketball coach Lori McBride. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 7:30-9 a.m. Free; RSVP by January 21. Info, 658-1888, marissa@ mobiusmentors.org.
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armchair exercise: See WED.19, 11:30 a.m.-noon. lauGhter yoGa: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional, and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.
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BaBytime: See WED.19, 10:30 a.m.-noon. children’s story hour: Two- to 5-year-olds tune in for audible prose. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, aldrichlibrary@charter.net. craFtacular tuesdays: Creative kids get caught up in low-tech projects. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. creatiVe tuesdays: Artists engage their imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. FairFax story hour: Songs, tales and crafts captivate kiddos. Fairfax Community Library, 9:3010:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Frosty & Friends therapy doGs: Young readers share their favorite texts with friendly pooches. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. kids’ story hour: Literature hounds show up for tall tales. Kids under 3 meet at 10 a.m.; ages 3 to 5 meet at 10:30 a.m. East Barre Branch Library, Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 476-5118. open computer time: See THU.20, 3-4:30 p.m. preschool story time: See WED.19, 10-10:45 a.m. science & stories: Tales, activities and crafts explore the properties of ice. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $8.50-10.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 877-324-6386. south hero playGroup: Free play, crafting and snacks entertain children and their grown-up companions. South Hero Congregational Church, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. st. alBans playGroup: Creative activities and storytelling engage the mind. St. Luke’s Church, St. Albans, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. stories & sonGs For toddlers: Kids under 3 enjoy picture books, songs and rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. story hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. story time For tots: Three- to 5-year-olds savor stories, songs, crafts and company. CarpenterCarse Library, Hinesburg, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 482-2878. student matinee series: ‘seussical, the musical”: From Horton the Elephant to Cat in the Hat, an imaginative Broadway musical is adapted for young audiences in first through fifth grade. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. & noon. $8.50. Info, 863-5966.
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noontime concert series: Mary Theodore and Alison Cerutti present Mozart’s Sonata in E Minor for Violin and Piano, Ysaye’s Sonata no. 2 for Solo Violin, Bach’s Partita in E Major for Solo Violin, and Brahms’ Sonata no. 3 for Violin and Piano. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471.
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auditions for ‘BEyond thEraPy’: See SUn.23, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Balé folclórico da Bahia: See FrI.21, Spaulding auditorium, Hopkins center, dartmouth college, Hanover, n.H., 7 p.m. $10-42. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘thE sEarch for signs of intElligEnt lifE in thE univErsE’: See Wed.19, 7:30 p.m.
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Book discussion: ‘mEmoraBlE mEmoirs’: readers hone in on a significant moment in author James Joyce’s life through his semi-autobiographical novel, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Blake Memorial library, east corinth, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 439-5338.
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English as a sEcond languagE class: See Wed.19, 7-9 p.m. italian convErsation grouP: Parla Italiano? a native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. call for cancellations in inclement weather. room 101, St. edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s college, colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869. rElay for lifE of chittEndEn county kickoff rally: Folks interested in joining the fight against cancer gather to launch their fundraising efforts. essex cinemas, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 800-227-2345. russian-English convErsation grouP: Multilingual chatterboxes become more familiar with the most widely spoken Slavic language. Fletcher Free library, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.
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chocolatE-diPPing dEmo: See Wed.19, 2 p.m. thE oPEn taBlE: See Wed.19, 6-8 p.m.
JEssica stadtmauEr: The naturopathic doctor addresses chronic ear infections, asthma, hay fever, eczema and more in “Treating allergies in children With natural Medicine.” Mountain View natural Medicine, South Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-3366.
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night ridEr sEriEs: See Wed.19, 4:30 p.m. Wax clinic: Toko representative dave Boucher helps nordic skiers learn to wax and race like the pros. Onion river Sports, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409, thefolks@onionriver.com.
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‘BordErs, BoundariEs and BulliEs’ lEcturE sEriEs: a weekly series explores the mental and physical walls that divide us, as well as the ties that bind us together. a community forum focuses on racial profiling. Burlington college, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. BroWn Bag lEcturE sEriEs: Will “chip” Sawyer, manager of the Vermont State data center, summarizes how our state has changed in the last decade by analyzing numbers from the 2010 census and the american community Survey. Snow date: February 10. St. Johnsbury athenaeum, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291, inform@stjathen aeum.org. cafEcito hour: Folks share research and personal perspectives on human-rights issues through movement, music, text and visual imagery. dance Theatre, Mahaney center for the arts, Middlebury college, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. lamoillE county oshEr lEcturE sEriEs: Fairbanks Museum meteorologist Mark Breen puts “Snow Under the looking Glass” in an investigation of ‘flakes and how snowstorms work. Town & country resort, Stowe, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 253-9011. WatErBury historical sociEty mEEting: after a short business meeting, speaker Brian lindner briefs listeners on the five ski areas of Waterbury and duxbury — and what happened to them. Wesley United Methodist church, Waterbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-8089.
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‘olivEr tWist’: charles dickens’ original words thread through a new take on his novel, presented by Vermont Stage company and featuring original music by david Symons. See “State of the arts,” this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24.3032.50. Info, 863-5966. thE mEt: livE in hd: PalacE 9: deborah Voigt stars in a broadcast of Puccini’s Wild-West opera, La Fanciulla del West. Palace cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $20-24. Info, 660-9300. ‘thE sEarch for signs of intElligEnt lifE in thE univErsE’: See Wed.19, 7:30 p.m.
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PErformancE & rEading: Safeart founding director Tracy Penfield introduces On Our Way: An Anthology of SafeArt Writing 2000-2010, a compilation of poetry and prose written by survivors of domestic and sexual violence. dance, song and spoken-word performances follow. KelloggHubbard library, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. WritErs’ grouP: Wordsmiths put pen to paper in response to prompts — and then share their results. Johnson Public library, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 363-5541. m
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BaBytimE: See Wed.19, 10:30 a.m.-noon. EnosBurg PlaygrouP: See Wed.19, 9-11 a.m. fairfax PlaygrouP: See Wed.19, 10-11 a.m. high school Book grouP: See Wed.19, 5-6 p.m. highgatE story hour: See Wed.19, 10-11 a.m.
vallEy night: Bread & Bones prove their acoustic folk prowess. Big Picture Theater & café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $5 suggested cover. Info, 496-8994.
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‘cliEnt 9: thE risE and fall of Eliot sPitzEr’: See FrI.21, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. ‘finding nEvErland’: Johnny depp plays author J.M. Barrie as he finds inspiration for Peter Pan in a family of four fatherless boys. Spaulding auditorium, Hopkins center, dartmouth college, Hanover, n.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘living doWnstrEam’: dr. Sarah Steingraber, a scientist and cancer patient, links environmental toxins to human health in this documentary produced by the People’s Picture company. Sugar Maple Ballroom, davis center, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 607-227-4456. ‘tiny furniturE’: See FrI.21, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.
icE skating for homEschoolErs: See Wed.19, noon-2 p.m. middlE school Book grouP: See Wed.19, 4-5 p.m. milton BaBy PlaygrouP: See Wed.19, 10-11 a.m. montgomEry story hour: See Wed.19, 10-11 a.m. PrEschool story timE: See Wed.19, 1010:45 a.m. ‘star Wars’ cluB: May the Force be with you: Fans chitchat about favorite characters and moments. Brownell library, essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.
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YOUNG LIVING THERAPEUTICGRADE ESSENTIAL OILS FOR WHOLENESS, WELLNESS & BALANCE: Jan. 27, 6-7:30 p.m. Cost: $5/class, donation to cover materials. Location: Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton. Info: 802-893-9966, heavenscent s4you@yahoo.com. Come sample beautiful oils and learn how using essential oils can help return you to a sense of wholeness, balance and wellness for the body, mind, and spirit. Leave feeling refreshed and ready to take your next steps! You deserve it! Please RSVP.
BODY & MIND CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU: 200 Winter/Spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, cvuhs.org/ access. Core Strength, Weight Training, Zumba, Yoga (4 choices), Swing or Ballroom, Salsa, Hip Hop, Jazzercise, Clawhammer Banjo (2 levels), Voice-Overs, Guitar (2 levels), Beg. Piano, Piano: Return to Keyboard, SongBasket: Karen Sutherland, Creative Dance 4-7 year olds, Mindful Meditation, Emotional Freedom Technique, Mother’s Day Manicure, Soapmaking, Fabulous Facial, Energy Medicine, and Juggling. Full descriptions online. Senior discount 65+.
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clay HAND BUILDING BEYOND THE SLAB: Mon. & Wed., Jan. 31-Mar. 2 (no class Feb. 21 & 23), 6-9 p.m. Cost: $350/class. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 5 School St., Stowe. Info: 802-253-8358, helenday.com. Learn multiple techniques to produce unique hand-built pieces. A mixture of wheel-thrown, extruded and slab pieces will be used to produce refined work. Prior wheel experience helpful but not necessary. Limited to four students and held in the clay studio at Blackcap Coffee. Instructor: Chris Townsend. 10% discounts for members; 10% discount for early registration by January 21. INTERMEDIATE WHEEL THROWING: Tue. & Thu., Feb. 1-Mar. 3 (no class Feb. 22 & 24), 6-9 p.m. Cost: $350/class. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 5 School St., Stowe. Info: 802-2538358, helenday.com. This class will explore producing specific shapes as well as assembling wheel-thrown pieces. The emphasis will be on making pottery for daily use. Students should be able to center and throw basic forms. Limited to four students and held in the clay studio at Blackcap Coffee. Instructor: Chris Townsend. 10% discounts for members; 10% discount for early registration by January 21.
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craft CRAFT CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU: 200 winter/spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802482-7194, cvuhs.org/access. Beach Glass Birdbath, Mosaic Birdbath, Tiffany-Style Garden Frame, Woodworking, Welding, Wood Carving, Bead/Wire Jewelry Making, Metalsmithing, Spindle and Knobs, Wooden Bowl Turning, Rug Hooking: 2 levels, 3 Bag Sewing, Pillows Sewing, Clothes-Making Skills, Crochet, Cheap/Dirty Framing, Mosaic Garden Frame, Cake Decorating (3 choices), Knitting (3 choices), Hula-Hoop Making. Full descriptions online. Senior discount 65+.
dance BURLINGTON’S BEST SALSA: DAVID LARSON & SOUTH END STUDIO: Burlington’s newest (& nicest) place to dance. Classes continue Thu. nights. Interested in checking us out? Drop in to our beginner class this Thu., 7-8 p.m., & make some new friends. Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine St., near Lake Champlain Chocolates, just behind New World Tortilla, Burlington. Info: Sabrina, 802-540-0044, southendstudiovt.com. Yes, now there are two salsa dance studios in Burlington. Why take lessons from us? It’s fun! And no membership fees! “David & Shannon are great teachers and a lot of fun to learn from. They are just beautiful dancers.” -John and Sarah, salsa lovers. Littleknown fact: Davis, the founder and cocreator of S.A.S.S., UVM’s swing and salsa society. Thanks to all who supported our fundraiser at the Courtyard Marriot Hotel last Friday. Thanks, DJ Raul, for your music, and Nelson and Joe, Marriot Hotel, and Vermont Tent Co. for your donations. All DANCE
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ADOBE CS5 WORKSHOP: Jan. 26, 9 a.m.- 4 p.m. Cost: $100/ full day (other discounts offered). Location: Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center/Film House, 60 Lake St., Burlington. Info: AIGA Vermont, Michelle Hobbs, 802-578-8222, president@vermont.aiga.org, vermont.aiga.org. Join AIGA Vermont and Randy Hagan from Adobe as he provides a solid foundation of the capabilities and features of Adobe Creative Suite 5. In addition, one lucky attendee will receive a licensed copy of Adobe Creative Suite 5! COMPUTER CLASSES IN HINESBURG: 200 winter/spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802482-7194, cvuhs.org/access. Computer & Internet Basics Tutorial, iWant iPods & iPhones, Google Aps, Improve Your Internet Experience, Windows Security: File and Control Panels, OpenOffice, Google Sketch Up,
Skype, PowerPoint, Publisher, MS Word Basics and More, MS Excel Basics, Excel Up: The Next Steps, Excel Data Analysis, Website Design Fundamentals, Dreamweaver: Web Essentials, Social Networking for Families, Personalized Lessons. Full descriptions online. Senior discount 65+.
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CLAY: HAND BUILDING: Feb. 2-Mar. 23, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $210/nonmembers, $189/BCA members (Clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag. Glazes & firings incl.). Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Gain a solid foundation or stretch your abilities in the hand-building process. Includes a variety of techniques including pinch, coil, slab construction, mold making and casting. Learn to create functional teapots, boxes, cups and more. Over 20 hours per week of open studio time included in addition to the class! Limit: 10. CLAY: INTERMEDIATE/ ADVANCED WHEEL THROWING: Jan. 27-Mar. 17, 9-11:30 a.m. Cost: $250/nonmembers, $225/BCA members. Clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag. Glazes & firings incl. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn individualized tips and techniques for advancement on the wheel. Demonstrations and instruction will cover intermediate throwing, trimming, decorative and glazing methods. Students should be proficient in centering and throwing basic cups and bowls. Over 20 hours per week of open studio time included in addition to the class! Limit: 8. CLAY: TEAPOTS & JARS: Feb. 12Mar. 19, 9:30 a.m.-noon, Weekly on Sat. Cost: $175/nonmembers, $157.50/BCA members. Clay sold separately @ $20/25 lb. bag, glazes & firings incl. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Have you wanted to work in sets? Learn new techniques to help you throw and shape precisely. Must be able to center and pull walls with at
paper and gain experience with composition, color theory, layering, light and shade. Class may move outdoors to paint en plein air on nice days! Limit: 12.
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BEEKEEPING FOR BEGINNERS AT CVUHS IN HINESBURG: Cost: $35/class. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, cvuhs.org. Join Bill Mares of Mares Apiaries and Mike Willard to find out what it takes to keep bees. Learn about these vital and fascinating creatures working to provide so much of our food. Bill and Mike have over 40 years of experience between them, and Bill’s book on the honey industry was published three years ago. The three sessions will enlighten, maybe even inspire, you to start a few hives of your own or learn more about your bee passion. Limit: 30.
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PHOTO: DIGITAL WORKFLOW: Feb. 17-Mar. 24, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $250/nonmembers, $225/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Prerequisite: Intro Film/Digital SLR Camera or equivalent experience. Upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs in this comprehensive class using Adobe Photoshop Lightroom. Importing images, using RAW files, organization, fine-tuning tone and contrast, color and white balance adjustments, and archival printing on an Epson 3880 will all be covered. Limit: 6. PHOTO: VACATION CAMP: Feb. 22-25, 9 a.m.- noon Cost: $150/nonmembers, $135/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Explore digital photography in this four-day vacation camp! This camp will include guided photo shoots in downtown Burlington and will cover the basics of making edits in Photoshop. Students will also print their own 8x10 images on our photo printer. Bring a charged camera and cords on the first day. No experience necessary. Ages 9 to 12. Limit: 6. PRINT: DRYPOINT: Feb. 16-Mar. 23, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $175/nonmembers, $157.50 BCA/members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Discover the ancient printing technique of drypoint, which is etching onto materials such as plexiglass and copper. This method is wonderful for artists who love to draw and want detailed prints with an almost painterly quality. No experience needed. Over 20 hours per week of open studio time! Limit: 10. PRINT: SILKSCREENING: Feb. 10-Mar. 17, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Thu . Cost: $195/nonmembers, $175.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Design and print posters, T-shirts, fine art and more! Learn a variety of techniques for transferring and printing images using handdrawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Learn how to apply photo emulsion, how to use a silkscreen exposure unit. Cost includes over 20 hours per week of open studio hours. Limit: 8. PRINT: WHAT IS PRINTMAKING?: Jan. 31-Mar. 28, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $210/nonmembers, $189/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Students will be encouraged to explore and use a variety of layering techniques and to have fun experimenting. Demonstrations on intaglio, mono printing, relief, silkscreening and stencils are included. Some basic materials included. Over 20 hours per week of open studio time also included in addition to the class! Limit: 10. WATERCOLOR: Feb. 16-Mar. 23, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $135/nonmembers, $121.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn how to paint with watercolor. This class will focus on observational painting from still life, figure, landscape and photos. Students will paint on watercolor
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ART CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU: 200 winter/spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-4827194, cvuhs.org/access. Two watercolor classes with Ginny Joyner, Pastel Portraits, Drawing for Beginners, Painting with Water Soluble Oils, Print Making, Calligraphy, Solar Etching, Darkroom Use. Culinary arts: One-night hands-on classes where you eat well! Thai Cuisine, Vietnamese Specialties, Turkish, Colombian Specialties, Indian, Dim Sum, Szechuan, Moroccan, Greek Coastal, Argentinian, Chicken Parm Classico, Winter Soups/Foccacia, Beef Bourguignon, Raw Foods, Gelato, Berry Pie, Valentine Cookies, Cheese Making: Chevre/Feta From Goat’s Milk. Full descriptions online. Senior Discount 65+.
least two pounds of clay. Over 20 hours per week of open studio time included in addition to the class! Limit: 10. DRAWING & PAINTING: Feb. 1-Apr. 5, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $245/nonmembers, $220.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Begin with the basics of drawing and transition to painting with water-soluble oils. Students will learn many drawing and painting techniques and how to apply composition, linear aspects, form and color theory to their work. This supportive class will have a nice balance of studio time, group discussion and critique. Limit: 10. DROP IN: PAINTING FOR ADULTS (16+): Thu., Jan. 27-Mar. 31, 6:30-8:30 p.m. No class Feb. 17 & Feb. 24. Cost: $10/nonmembers, $9/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Open to all levels and facilitated by Linda Jones, an accomplished painter and BCA instructor for over 10 years. Participants will be encouraged to experiment in this fun and supportive class. No registration necessary. BCA provides glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks. Please bring your own painting materials. ILLUSTRATION: Feb. 7-Mar. 21, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $145/nonmembers, $130.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn a variety of illustration techniques! Whatever your interest, (children’s books, news stories, sci-fi or political blogs) there’s a technique for you. Using traditional materials such as pencil, charcoal, pen and ink, and watercolors, students will be encouraged to draw the human figure, likenesses, animals, landscapes, interiors and more. Limit: 12. JEWELRY: JEWELRY & METAL DESIGN: Weekly on Wed., Feb. 9-Mar. 23 (no class Feb. 23), 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $175/nonmembers, $157.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Make your own earrings, bracelets, necklaces and more, while discovering the art of fine metal craftsmanship. Students will learn many techniques including sawing, forming, polishing and soldering while working with copper, brass or silver. Some basic supplies and equipment will be provided. Limit: 12. PAINTING: CONTEMPORARY FIGURE: Feb. 2-Mar. 23, 1:30-4:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $285/nonmembers, $256.50/ BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. For intermediate and advanced painters, this class explores the vitality of nontraditional figure painting, emphasizing fresh color, dynamic composition and personal expression. Use water-soluble oils and work from clothed and nude models each week. Small class size allows for individual feedback, demonstrations and informal critiques. Figure-drawing experience helpful. Limit: 10.
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proceeds went to the Red Cross. Muchas gracias. DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@ salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FOUNDATIONS OF MODERN DANCE: Feb. 9-Mar. 16, 4: 10-5: 25 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $78/6-wk. series of 1 class/wk. Location: Burlington Dances (Chace Mill, top floor), 1 Mill St., 372,Burlington. Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 802-8633369, Info@BurlingtonDances. com, BurlingtonDances.com. Explore, define, observe and refine how you move your body. Experience dance through a combination of somatic awareness practices, improvisation, technique and notation, and apply them to your artistic development. Taught by inspired teachers, this class will be fun and creative, and will help to build confidence as a dancer. LEARN TO SWING DANCE:.Cost: $60/6-week series ($50 for students/seniors). Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: lindyvermont. com, 802-860-7501. Great fun, exercise and socializing, with fabulous music. Learn in a welcoming and lighthearted environment. Classes start every six weeks: Tuesdays for beginners; Wednesdays for upper levels. Instructors: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.
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davis studio DESIGNER JEANS: Feb. 1-15, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $100/class. Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: 802-425-2700, info@davisstudiovt.com. Learn to embellish jeans by focusing on applique, stitching, sewing and printing techniques to create a one-ofa-kind pair of designer jeans! Bring in the jeans in your life that need a little lift. We will provide all other necessary materials. Register online at davisstudiovt. com. Adult class. Instructor: Claudia Venon. PRINTING ON FABRIC: Jan. 31Feb. 14, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $100/class. Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: 802-4252700, info@davisstudiovt. com. Learn how to effectively use stencils, carve your own linoleum blocks, and even print with potatoes to create unique,
sophisticated or whimsical designs. You can print onto pillowcases, dish towels, placemats, curtains and anything else you can dream of! Register online at davisstudiovt.com. Adult class. Instructor: Erike White. FIGURE DRAWING FOR MODEST INDIVIDUALS: Jan. 5-Feb. 23, 6:30-8 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $15/cash or check due upon arrival. No preregistration necessary. Location: Davis Studio Gallery, 404 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 802-425-2700, info@davisstudiovt.com. This weekly drop-in gives you the opportunity to practice drawing the human figure. The model will be fully clothed. Bring your own sketchbook and drawing materials (pencils, charcoal, etc.) or use what we provide. Learn tips to help you draw the human figure. Beginners are welcome. Register online at davisstudiovt. com. Adult class. Facilitator: Clark Derbes.
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empowerment EMPOWERMENT CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU: 200 Winter/Spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, cvuhs. org/access. Lose Weight, Feel Great, Genealogy, Beekeeping, Fly Fishing, Foreign Affairs, Write Better, Resumes, Garden Jumpstart, Container Gardening, Pruning Trees, Goats, Islam and the Western World, Donner Party Story, Solar Energy 101, Bio Fuels 101, Energy=R We?, Cinema Club, Map & Compass, Motorcycle Awareness, The Toddler Years, Fathers & Children Together Group, Bridge (2 levels), Mah Jongg, Knots, VT Architecture, Civil War Book of Days, Grief Etiquette, Suburban Homesteading 101. Full descriptions online. Senior discount 65+.
feldenkrais FELDENKRAIS: Weekly on Wed., 7-8 p.m. Cost: $12/class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Uwe Mester, 802-735-3770, uwemester@gmx.net. Try it out! First class is free! Feldenkrais is a learning method based on movement. Discover where and how you hold tension everywhere in yourself and find alternative ways to move. Increase your self-knowledge and awareness and become pain free! For further information and complete class schedule, please visit vermontfeldenkrais.com.
flynnarts ACTING CLASSES START JAN. 17-22: Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: 802-6524548, flynnarts@flynncenter. org. For kids: Creative Drama, Kids Onstage!, Acting/Improv/ Broadway. For adults and teens: Monologues, Scene Study, Standup Comedy and Teen Acting Workshop. Special workshops with visiting artists on Circus Arts, Grotowski techniques, Viewpoints and Theatrical Scenic Painting Techniques. CAPOEIRA MASTERCLASS: Adults & teens (open level): Thu., Jan. 20, 7 p.m. Cost: $15/ class. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. Learn the basic movements of capoeira, the Afro-Brazilian martial art form that was created by slaves from West Africa hundreds of years ago and took root in Brazil. The uniquely fluid leaps and turns are introduced and accompanied by live berimbau and percussion music. DANCE CLASSES START JAN. 17-22: Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. For kids: Creative Dance, Ballet, African, Musical Theatre Dance. For adults and teens: Ballet, Pointe, Tap (with a Broadway dancer), Hip-Hop (Ladies and Reggae/Dancehall), Jazz (‘80s, world and cabaret styles), Modern, Nia, Zumba, Capoeira, CATS choreography and master classes with companies like Jose Limon and Armitage GONE! Drop-ins welcome when space remains.
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health HOLISTIC NUTRITION: Jan. 21Aug. 5, 12-3 p.m., Weekly on Fri. Cost: $1,500/series. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way Suite 109, Essex Jct. Info: Elements Of Healing, Scot Moylan, 802-288-8160, scott@ elementsofhealing.net, elementsofhealing.net. This class will teach students the fundamentals of Eastern nutrition. We will study what a healthy diet entails, as well as look at several diseases and how to treat them through diet. Proper food preparation and cooking methods will be discussed. A detailed study of body energetics will also be shown, along with some Western anatomy and physiology.
herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Winter Ecology Nature Walk w/George Lisi, naturalist, Saturday, Jan. 15, 1:30-3 p.m., $15. Wisdom of the Herbs Certification Program begins April 23-24, 2011, & runs 1 weekend a mo. through Nov. We are currently interviewing for this program. Wild Edibles Spring Term will be held May 8, Jun. 5 & Jul. 10. Plan ahead & apply now for VSAC nondegree grant for 2011 programs while funds are plentiful. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 802-456-8122, annie@ wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, wisdomoftheherbsschool.com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local, wild, edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.
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ANNOUNCING NEW SPANISH CLASSES: Beginning week of Jan. 10 for 10 weeks & traveler’s class Jan. 15. Cost: $160/10 1-hour classes. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-5851025, spanishparavos@gmail. com, spanishwaterburycenter. com. Winter Spanish class offerings. Learn from a native speaker in a small, participatory class environment. Adult evening classes at five levels. Full-day Spanish for Travelers class January 15. Also private instruction, tutoring, lessons for children. Convenient scheduling. See our website for complete information or contact us for details. LANGUAGE CLASSES IN TALK SO KIDS WILL LISTEN: AT CVU: 200 winter/ 4 2-hr. weekly sessions, Mon.,1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 HINESBURG PM spring offerings for all ages. 6:30-8:30 p.m., Jan. 24-Feb. 14. USUI REIKI: 1ST DEGREE: Feb. 26, Location: CVU High School, 10 Cost: $95/class, materials incl. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $175/6-hr. min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Location: Demeter Resolutions class (NCBTMB approved proInfo: 802-482-7194, cvuhs. LLC, Burlington. Info: 802-864vider). Location: Vermont Center org/access. Beginner French, 0624, demeterresolutions.com. for Energy Medicine, Hinesburg. Conversational Immersion Learn and practice the skills for Info: Vermont Center for Energy French with Laure Angel, communicating more producMedicine, Cindy Carse, 802-985Spanish (3 levels plus Advanced tively and peacefully with your 9580, cindy@energymedicinevt. Conversational Spanish), kids from toddler to teen. Join com, energymedicinevt.com. Italian for Travelers, Beginning this workshop or call to find out Learn this ancient healing art Mandarin (2 levels), German for how we can bring a workshop to that facilitates health on all levBeginners. Low cost, hands-on, your group. Groups led by Anthe els (body, mind and spirit). Many excellent instructors, limited Athas, educator, mediator and fafind Reiki to be a powerful tool for class size, guaranteed. Materials cilitator. Preregistration required. personal growth and transforincluded with few exceptions. Call or sign up on the website. mation. In this class you will be
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Full descriptions online. Senior discount 65+. LEARN SPANISH & OPEN NEW DOORS: Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-5851025, spanishparavos@gmail. com, spanishwaterburycenter. com. Expand your opportunities and connect with a new world. We provide high-quality, affordable instruction in the Spanish language for adults, teens and children. Learn from a native speaker via small classes, individual instruction or student tutoring. See our website for complete information or contact us for details. PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Burlington, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-496-6669, yvescompere@yahoo.com. Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native.
martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory special: Join by February 1st and receive a three month membership and uniform for $175. Adult introductory classes meet on Tue. & Thu. at 6: 45 p.m. Classes for adults, children (ages 5-12) & teenagers meet 7 days/week. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, burlingtonaikido.org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. We also teach sword/ staff arts and knife defense. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 7-17. AIKIDO: Tue.-Fri., 6-7:30 p.m.; Sat., 9-10 a.m.; & Sun., 10-11:30 a.m. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 802-862-9785, vermontaikido. org. Practice the graceful martial art of Aikido in a safe, supportive environment. Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. Visitors are always welcome in the dojo! COMBAT FITNESS MMA: Mon.Sat. Location: Combat Fitness MMA, 201 Main St., Winooski. Info: Combat Fitness MMA, Vince Guy, 802-655-1035, vteguy25@ gmail.com, combatfitnessmma. com. Certified and experienced instruction in Brazilian jujitsu, muay Thai kickboxing, boxing, MMA and fitness for adults and children; from beginners to the serious competitor. Pro shop. Home of Catamount BJJ. Trial classes and punchcards available. Student/military/law enforcement discount. Most reasonable prices in the area. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55
Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 802660-4072, Julio@bjjusa.com, bjjusa.com. Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
meditation INTRODUCTION TO ZEN: Sat., Jan. 29, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Cost: $30/half-day workshop, limited-time price. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-9859746, ecross@crosscontext. net, vzc.org. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Preregistration required. Call for more info, or register online. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.- noon, or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.- noon An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.
movement ZUMBA FITNESS IN CHACE MILL: Mon. at 5: 45 p.m. Location: Burlington Dances, 1 Mill Street, suite 372, Burlington. Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, info@burlington dances.com, BurlingtonDances. com. Have some fun! Zumba Fitness now at the Chace Mill with Gail McKenzie Hall. Bring your water bottle and towel for this energetic, rejuvenating blend of dance moves and music from around the world. Let us know you are coming, or simply drop in for a class. Call for details!
music MUSIC CLASSES START JAN. 17-22: Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. Affordable group voice lessons,
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painting FAUX PAINTING AND TROMPE L’OEIL: Thu., Feb. 3-17, & Mar. 3-10, 9:30 a.m.-noon Cost: $165/ class. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 5 School St., Stowe. Info: 802-253-8358, helenday.com. Explore faux and tromp l’oeil (deceive the eye) painting. Learn about decorative techniques such as faux wood grain, stone, brick, marbling, stucco and foliage motifs that can be used in a variety of applications. Work from sketches all the way to a final product. Basic drawing skills helpful, but not required. Instructor: Rick Loya. 10% discounts for members; 10% discount for early registration by January 21.
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snowkiting Snowkiting Lessons: Daily lessons while ice is safe (generally Jan.-April). Cost: $120/3-hr. beginner class ($95 for 2-hr. advanced). Location: Lake Champlain, Sand Bar State Park, South Hero/Milton. Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, rachael@storm boarding.com, stormboarding. com. Snowkite in your first lesson! Use the same alpine, tele or snowboard as on the mountain. We provide experienced, professional, fun instruction and modern gear. Great for skiers/riders ages 10 to no limit, cruise or go big. Makes an excellent gift. Gear discount after lesson. Lesson/ gear gift certificates available.
spirituality Druidry Training in VT: 1 weekend/mo. for 9 mos. in the year. Cost: $1,700/9 weekend sessions throughout the year. Location: Dreamland, Worcester. Info: The Green Mountain Druid Order, Ivan McBeth, 802-5058010, ivanmcbeth@aol.com, greenmountaindruidorder.org. A three-year training of selftransformation in preparation to become a caretaker of the Earth: an empowered human being, capable of communicating with nature and other humans, radiating peace and healing. We provide the map and the method, you provide the enthusiasm and commitment. Come change the world with us! LIFE PURPOSE JOURNEY GROUP: Jan. 25, Feb. 8 & 22, Mar. 8, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $160/ group. Location: S. Burlington, Vermont. Info: Janet, 802-2798554. Open the doorway to your true treasure: your Life Purpose. Learn how the information in your hands and fingerprints can give you the map to full soul expression in this interactive program of exercises and personal work. Limited to eight participants. Led by Janet Savage, master hand analyst.
tai chi Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-864-7902, iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill. Yang-Style Tai Chi: Beginning Jan. 12, Yang Style Tai Chi Part 1 Beginner’s class, Wed., 5:30-6: 50 p.m. $150 for 10 classes. All levels on Sat., 8:15-9:45 a.m. $16/class; monthly: $60/1 class per week, $115/2 classes per week. 3 calendar mos.: $160/1 class, $275/2 classes per week. Beginning in Feb.: Yang Style Tai Chi Part 2. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., #5, Burlington. Info: 802-3186238. Tai Chi is a slow-moving martial art that combines deep breathing and graceful movements to produce the valuable effects of relaxation, improved concentration, improved balance, a decrease in blood pressure and ease in the symptoms of fibromyalgia. Brought to you by Vermont Tai Chi Academy and Healing Center. Janet Makaris, instructor.
women Sustainable Weight-Loss Group: 5-6 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $45/1-hr. group sessions. Location: Otter Creek Associates, 112 Lake St., Burlington. Info: Otter Creek Associates, Stephanie von Doering, M.A., Clinical Psychology, AFPA Certified Nutrition/Wellness Consultant, 802-865-3450, vondoering.pow ertochange@gmail.com. Learn evidence-based CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) skills to successfully address unhealthy eating habits while developing an individual eating plan built on
writing Your Words, Your Way: Adult women: 16 consecutive Thu., 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Jan. 20-May 26; 10 alternate Tue., 6-8:30 p.m., Jan. 18-May 24; 10 Adult Project Workshop 10 alternate Sat., 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; young women, Sat., 2-5 p.m., see website for details. Cost: $10/ave. hourly rate. Location: Women Writing for (a) Change writing studio, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Women Writing for (a) Change-Vermont, Sarah Bartlett, 802-310-1770, sarah@womenwritingVT.com, womenwritingVT.com. Register now for winter/spring. Explore, empower, challenge; grow, change, celebrate. Themed and prompted writing in community. Adult women Tuesday evenings (start January 18) or Thursday mornings (start January 20); Project Workshop and teen classes start Saturday, January 22. See website or call for details and to register.
yoga Anxious Body, Anxious Mind with Lindsay Foreman: Feb. 1-Mar. 15, 6-7:30 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $105/series. Location: Vermont Class for Yoga Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802-658-9440, vtcyt.com. Do any of these symptoms apply to you? Trouble sleeping? Feel restless and then exhausted? Can’t stop worrying? Difficulty focusing? Or do you want to just find more rest in your life? In a compassionate and safe environment, we will explore gentle and spacious yoga, guided meditation, breathing exercises, deep relaxation, and mindfulness for daily living. Drop-in Yoga with Deb Sherrer: Every Fri. this winter, 12-1:30 p.m. Cost: $12/class. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802-658-9440, vtcyt.com. Move. Breathe. Strengthen. Relax. A Vajra-inspired class, with Deb Sherrer, CYT, MA, that focuses on alignment, breath-informed movement, mindfulness and in-depth poses to enhance strength, flexibility and grounding. Leave class with a greater sense of well-being and relaxation. All levels welcome. EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels from $5-14, conveniently located in Burlington. 10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon.-Fri. @ 4:30 p.m., class is only $5. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-8649642, yoga@evolutionvt.com, evolutionvt.com. Evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner-advanced. We offer classes in Vinyasa, Anusarainspired, Kripalu, and Iyengar yoga. Babies/kids classes also available! Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/ postnatal yoga, and check out our thriving massage practice.
Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/evoblog. Foundations of a Therapeutic Yoga Session: Fri., Jan. 21, 6-8 p.m. Sat., Jan. 22, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Sun., Jan. 23, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Cost: $225/ three days. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, South Burlington. Info: 802-658-9440, vtcyt.com. This is an experiential and didactic training for yoga teachers interested in working privately with students in an effort to create a therapeutic yoga session. Come and explore the foundations of a healing session as well as the dynamics of teaching one on one. Instructed by Martha Whitney, Bree GreenbergBenjamin and Emily Garrett. Fundamentals of a Backbend: Feb. 5, 2-5 p.m. Cost: $25/3-hr. class. Location: Evolution Studio, 11 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: Evolution Studio, Lydia Hill, 802-377-9910, lydiahill@gmavt.net, lydiahill. com. Build your backbend from earth to sky! In this backbending workshop, we will open the front body gradually, open the shoulders and loosen spinal muscles. Work with bolsters and chairs included. Gentle twists will release the action of the backbends, and restoratives will round out the practice. Deepen your knowledge! Laughing River Yoga: Daily yoga classes & monthly yoga workshops. $13 drop in; $110 for 10 classes. By-donation classes (pay what you can) Mon.-Fri. at 9 a.m. & Mon.-Thu. at 7:30 p.m. Location: Laughing River Yoga, 1 Mill St., Chace Mill, suite 126, Burlington. Info: Laughing River Yoga, 802-343-8119, emily@ laughingriveryoga.com, laughingriveryoga.com. Yoga studio now open downstairs in the Chace Mill. Experienced and compassionate teachers offer Kripalu, Jivamukti, Vajra, Flow, Yin, Restorative, Kundalini, Iyengar and Groove yoga. Educate yourself with monthly workshops and class series. Lots of light. River view. Parking. All levels welcome! Deepen your understanding of who you are. RehabGYM Yoga: Starting Mon. Jan. 24, Mon. & Wed., 6-7 p.m., & Sat., 5-6 p.m. All levels welcome. Cost: $12/class, $10 w/valid student ID. Location: Campus RehabGYM, 257 S. Union St., Burlington. Info: the RehabGYM, Cara Moorby, 802-876-6000, cara.moorby@rehabgym.com, rehabgym.com. Yoga is now being offered at our Campus RehabGYM in Burlington! Sara Gunning teaches the Vinyasa Flow style of yoga, an aerobic yoga that connects movement with breath. Classes include elements of spirituality, strengthening and proper alignment with intention to support all students in listening to their bodies, while encouraging fearlessness in their path to connect with their authentic selves. m
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INTRO TO LETTERPRESS PRINTING: 3 workshops offered: Feb. 5, noon-5 p.m.; Feb. 12, noon-5 p.m.; or Feb. 19, noon-5 p.m. Cost: $200/4- to 5-hr. class. Location: Zoe Ink, 266
Intro to Shamanic Journeying: Jan. 22, 12:305:30 p.m. Cost: $60/5-hr. class. Location: Spirit Dancer, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Sarah Finlay & Peter Clark, 802-253-7846, peterclark13@ gmail.com, shamansflame.com. Experiential workshop includes shamanic cosmology, shamanic journeying. Meet spirit guides, find your seat of power and begin to walk the path of self-empowerment. Learn about divination and basic forms of shamanic healing. Discover the great relevance of this ancient spiritual practice. Expand your consciousness, learn of integrative spiritual healing.
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Pagan Witchcraft/Wicca/ Modern Paganism 101: Jan. 31, 6 p.m. Location: Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton. Info: 802-893-9966. New to Wicca? Or Modern Paganism? Or Pagan Witchcraft (confused yet)? Or have you been on the path for a short while and have questions that a book really can’t answer? Bring a chair, an open mind and open heart. By donation to cover materials. Presented by: Circle of the Triple Goddess. Facilitated by: Julio. THE CROWN OF CREATION: Feb. 5-6, 12:30-4 p.m. Cost: $225/ program. Location: Bishop Booth Conference Center, 20 Rock Point Circle, Burlington. Info: The Center of Light, Zacciah Blackburn, 802-674-9585, info@ sunreed.com, thecenteroflight. net/CrownOfCreation.html. Wisdom of the Elders. Practices to enter estactic awareness of our true nature and wisdom in harmony with all life in these times of great transformation. Led by Zacciah Blackburn, PhD, highly skilled intuitive teacher and guide in sound healing and esoteric awareness practices for true awakening of consciousness.
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oey Pizza Slice is getting loose. He’s sitting on the floor of his apartment, leaning against an old, stained mattress and holding his hand out the window as he smokes a cigarette. His belly pushes out a bit from under an inside-out, indigo-colored hoodie. A few stubby dreadlocks stick out of his head like tentacles. The scent of cheap-pot smoke hangs in the air. He takes another puff off his cigarette, blows it out the window and explains that, no, there isn’t any mixing on his new album, A Study in Eraser Headless Tape Recording. “It’s all kind of live mixing,” says Pizza Slice, who is uninterested in divulging his real name. “There’s no postmixing of any kind. There wouldn’t be any possible way to do it.” That’s because Pizza Slice, 29, didn’t record his album the way most artists do, using gear that allows them to record until they get great takes and then create a meticulous mix. Instead, he used a technique he discovered in 2005, when he bought a beat-up cassette recorder at a thrift shop in New Jersey. Pizza Slice worked at a gas station at the time, and recorded musical ideas during his downtime in the service booth. He realized his new recorder was different when he rewound a tape to record over some earlier ideas and the old audio didn’t erase. The recordings just overlapped. He figured out pretty quickly that he could sing something, then go back and record harmony vocals or keyboards or percussion over it. Anything he wanted to, really. The only thing was, he couldn’t go back and make any changes. Once something was on the tape, it was permanent. He promptly recorded an entire “revolutionary” album and gave it to a bunch of his friends. When they came back to him and told him the album was amazing, he just laughed and said, “I have no idea why it does this!” It wasn’t until a few months later that someone at a party told him the recorder was probably missing its eraser head. The head normally engages when you press the record button on a tape player and erases old audio milliseconds before the record head records your voice. His original recorder had died, so, after the party, Pizza Slice went home and
removed the eraser head from another machine. It worked. A few months later he moved to Burlington and began volunteering at Jamba’s Junktiques, a thrift store in the Old North End. There he began to appreciate what he calls “junk music and equipment.” Pizza Slice started spending all his money on old, cast-off gear such as Panasonic Slimline tape recorders — his favorite — and cheap plastic Yamaha keyboards from the 1980s.
land’s Opposite Hitler Mustache. It was the last time he recorded in digital. The band eventually broke up, and Pizza Slice started playing solo shows, singing karaoke-style to tracks he had recorded using his tape machine. They were rough, lo-fi and catchy. To him, karaoke was the ideal way for a home-recording guy to perform: The tracks were perfect and there was no band to deal with. But one night a friend disagreed with him, dismissing karaoke
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He also started playing around town with his band, Nose Bleed Island. In 2007 they released an album, More Tales From the Blood Island, and a 7-inch record, all recorded on a digital four-track. It wasn’t until Pizza Slice was trying to finish songs for a second Nose Bleed album that he decided to dedicate himself to eraser-head-less tape recording. “It was driving me nuts. I had 30-something songs, and I just couldn’t finalize them,” he says. “I was getting more and more into the tape stuff at that time, and it was becoming so liberating that I didn’t even want to look at my digital four-track.” Pizza Slice burned out editing the 27 songs that appeared on Nose Bleed Is-
as “lazy bullshit.” So Pizza Slice rose to the occasion. “I said, ‘All right, I’ll fucking record the song live, then sing over it,’” recalls Pizza Slice. And that’s exactly what he did — and still does, combining music and performance art in a way that can be simultaneously bizarre, exciting and confusing. At shows he sits at a keyboard with one of his Panasonics nearby and literally writes and records a song on the spot. He presses record on the recorder, then plays a programmed drumbeat or taps out a beat on the keys. Then things get strange. Pizza Slice rewinds the tape, hits play, listens to a few moments of the
beat, then presses record again. The beat disappears and he plays a keyboard part. Then the high-pitched whir of rewinding tape fills the air, and he hits play. You can hear the drums again, as well as the keyboard part. Then he’ll add a bass line. He keeps doing this — recording, playing, rewinding, singing, rewinding — until he’s declares that he’s finished. It’s hard to know what he’s finished, exactly, as the only thing the crowd — or Pizza Slice himself — has heard is a few seconds of music at a time while he assembled the song. But when he plays the tape, more often than not, a wild, demented pop tune blares out. Afterward, he tosses the tape into the crowd. “He’s pretty much making music in a blind way,” says Toby Aronson, a Burlington-based experimental musician and co-owner of cassette-tape label NNA Tapes. NNA recently released a boxed set of Burlington music that included some of Pizza Slice’s songs. “He’s amazingly good at this rare technique,” Aronson continues. “It’s not that no one else is doing this, but I’ve never heard of anyone making militantly eraser-head-less pop music. It’s totally wacked out and awesome.” Those are two adjectives that describe A Study in Eraser Headless Tape Recording, recently released on vinyl by Feeding Tube Records in Northampton, Mass. Whether you think it’s more wacked out or awesome depends on your taste. However, Pizza Slice, who recorded A Study as Son of Salami, has an undeniable talent for writing pop hooks. Even amid the sonic chaos, it’s hard not to sing along to lines such as “I know that we’ll get together / my penis is a fortune teller,” or “Pretty girls is a waste of time / ’cause they’re boring and they don’t have to try.” But one thing’s for sure: It’s a fantastic journey through 21 songs of eccentric — and occasionally overwhelming — lo-fi trash-pop. And some of it is pure gold.
A Study in Eraser Headless Tape Recording by Joey Pizza Slice (aka Son of Salami) is available at Pure Pop Records, Burlington Records and feedingtuberecords. com.
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this one — the Comedy Battle is always entertaining, if not necessarily chock-full of outstanding performers. Typically, there are a handful of polished comics who stand head and shoulders above their peers. Those folks, who in recent years have included the likes of Alex nief, TrAcie spencer and roger Miller, generally succeed with a combination of wit, perspective and experience. Their counterparts typically fail because they lack one or more of these qualities. (Brilliant insight, right? That’s why they let me judge standup comedy.) More often than not, it’s a lack of experience that derails contestants in the comedy battle. You can see it the moment a newbie steps onstage. And the audience, which often includes some drunken assholes ready to get their heckle on, can sense it like dogs smell fear. It’s gruesome to watch a clearly overmatched young comic shredded onstage. But I gotta admit, there’s also a lurid fascination that comes with watching someone completely tank. It’s gut wrenching but titillating. But here’s the thing: This
year nobody really bombed. Sure, some sets were weaker than others. But, by and large, the quality of the contestants — 14 comedians auditioned from a pool of 60 — was legitimately solid. And the show’s five finalists all displayed talent that could one day land them on stages in more comedyfriendly cities such as NYC or Chicago. Really. During a break in the action, one of my fellow judges, HG box-office manager Kellie fleury, suggested that the uptick in talent had to do with the increased opportunities afforded to local comedians to hone their skills, as local comedy has developed a bigger following in the last year. She should know. Kellie was a battle finalist two years ago and is a talented comedian in her own right. If that logic sounds familiar, it’s because — wait for it — it’s exactly what I wrote last week when I said this year’s battle would be good. No kidding. For years, local comedy struggled to garner much recognition beyond the friends and families of the comics involved. But in the last 12 months a legitimate scene has sprung up. This is due in large part to the efforts of such people as KAThleen KAnz,
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I was right. I know, I know. I’m as shocked as you are. But bear with me and I’ll try to explain. Regular readers know I’m often prone to making semi-ridiculous predictions that, almost unfailingly, don’t come true. It’s part of my charm. And, no, last week’s tongue-in-cheek prognostication column doesn’t count. Although I think my “Dylan’s Law” idea banning music critics from making outlandishly hyperbolic comparisons between rock legends and modern artists is friggin’ brilliant. Just call me the next Lester Bangs … oh, right. Anyway, last week I postulated that last Saturday’s seventh annual Higher Ground Comedy Battle had the potential to be the best yet. I wasn’t kidding. What’s more, by nearly all accounts, it was exactly that, which is great news for me … er, great news for standup comedy fans in Vermont. In my experience — three years as a judge, including
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Welcome back to prodigal songwriter HENRY JAMISON and his band THE MILKMAN’S UNION. When he was but a teenager in 2006 and 2007, Jamison, now a student at Bowdoin College in Maine, impressed local critics with a pair of promising indie-rock records. Then, last year, he impressed this critic with Roads In, an album that suggested the songwriter was very, very close to realizing his potential. Jamison’s maturation has been rapid, so, one year later, I’m curious to see how far he’s come. We can all find out when the band plays a homecoming gig with MARYSE SMITH AND THE ROSESMITHS and HELLO SHARK! at the Monkey House this Thursday, January 20. Bluegrass Thursdays at Nectar’s are becoming quite a star-studded affair. Case in point: This Thursday’s edition features NYC Americana band THE WIYOS, last seen in Vermont opening for BOB DYLAN, WILLIE NELSON and the Coug (JOHN MELLENCAMP) at the Champlain Valley Expo. Band Name of the Week:
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THEODORE TREEHOUSE. From the hipster hamlet of OtherPortland — that would be the one in Maine — comes this hard-charging indie-rock band. They just released a killer new disc, Mercury, Closest to the Sun, last month and have two local shows this week: Friday with indie darlings VILLANELLES at Radio Bean, and Saturday at Muddy Waters with the aforementioned Maryse Smith and the Rosesmiths.
Speaking of Villanelles, the band plans to release a brand-spankin’-new foursong EP sometime next month. Awesome. This just in: Local live electronica outfit CASIO BASTARD were just added to the bill for this Thursday’s Seven Days “Hot Ticket” show with THE BREAKFAST
at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge. That is all. Last but not least, after reading MATT BUSHLOW’s profile of JOEY PIZZA SLICE 12v-Nectars011911.indd (page 58), you’re probably like, Wow. That sounds rad. He must be playing a release show soon, right? Yup. He is. This weekend, in fact. The thing is, it’s at an underground venue, so I’m not supposed to to tell you exactly when or where it is, for fear of drawing unwanted attention from Burlington’s Finest. The whole thing really wedges me between a rock and a hard place, if you know what I mean. But I’m sure the resourceful among you will figure it out one way or another. As always, when in doubt, ask a hipster.
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Songwriter SCOTT MANGAN is set to unveil a new monthly series at Parima on Wednesday, January 19 — the day this paper comes out — entitled “Mildred Moody’s Full Moon Masquerade.” The evening will feature Mangan’s new band, MILDRED MOODY, SAMARA LARK’s outfit MUSICSPEAK, and then … a whole bunch of crazy shit in honor of the full moon. You can expect to find still more music from DJ FRANK GRYMES, live painting by EMAGINE and body painting by THE HUMAN CANVAS. Meanwhile, in the Acoustic Lounge, BEE WELL MASSAGE will provide massages while patrons relax to films by local filmmaker BETHAN WIXEY, or have their charts read by astrologist JANE BEAUMONT SNYDER. The showcase will double as a charity fundraiser each month. The debut edition of Mangan’s full-moon madness is a fundraiser to help Pete’s Greens recover in the wake of the farm’s recent barn fire.
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PARK PLACE TAVERN: General Lee (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Dana Athens & the Few (rock), 8:30 p.m., Free. Villanelles, Theodore Tree House (indie), 10 p.m., Free. Pink Fury (punk), 1 a.m., Free. RASPUTIN'S: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.
RED SQUARE: Zack & Marie (singer-songwriters), 6 p.m., Free. Grippo Funk Band (funk), 9 p.m., $5. 10/22/10 3:52:20 PMNastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.
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SHELBURNE STEAKHOUSE & SALOON: Darlingside (indie folk), 9 p.m., Free. THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Gold Town, Toy Soldiers (blues, bluegrass), 8 p.m., $5 donation.
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THE BREWSKI: Citizen Crane (rock), 9 p.m., $2. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Cal Stanton & Carrie Cook (acoustic blues), 9 p.m., Free. MATTERHORN: The Sugardaddies (rock), 8 p.m., $5. RIMROCKS MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Friday Night Frequencies with DJ Rekkon (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. ROADSIDE TAVERN: Big Boots Deville (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
Free. Miss Tess & the Bon Ton Parade (swing), 10 p.m., Donations. RASPUTIN'S: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Myra's Guest List (neo-soul), 6 p.m., Free. Love in Stockholm (rock), 9 p.m., $5. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Rockin' Bras for the Cure (rock), 10 p.m., Free. SHELBURNE STEAKHOUSE & SALOON: Split Tongue Crow (indie folk), 9 p.m., Free.
RUSTY NAIL: The Merge (rock), 9 p.m., $5-10.
THE SKINNY PANCAKE: The Beamish Boys, Freight (rock), 8 p.m., $5 donation.
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MONOPOLE: Mike Pedersen Band (rock), 10 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY'S: Benjamin Bright (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free.
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BACKSTAGE PUB: The Groove Thing (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
BIG PICTURE THEATER & CAFÉ: The Missing Cats (swing), 8:30 p.m., $5. CASTLEROCK PUB: Tall Heights (rock), 8:30 p.m., Free. CHARLIE O'S: Diamond Tiger, Sons of Dawn (rock), 10 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Scrag Mountain Music (classical), 7 p.m., Donations. Satta Sounds (reggae), 10 p.m., Donations. PURPLE MOON PUB: The Gulch (rock), 8 p.m., Free. THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: The Isleys (rock), 10 p.m., Free.
BIG PICTURE THEATER & CAFÉ: Karaoke with Cowboy Dan, 9 p.m., Free.
CLUB METRONOME: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.
CHARLIE O'S: The Stereofidelics (rock), 10 p.m., Free.
FRANNY O'S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.
TUPELO MUSIC HALL: Johnny Winter (blues), 8 p.m., $50. AA.
THE GREEN ROOM: Bonjour-Hi! presents Gucci Crew Saturdays (eclectic DJs), 10 p.m., Free.
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GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Jonny P (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2.
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RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free.
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BEE'S KNEES: The Steph Pappas Experience (rock), 7:30 p.m., Donations.
LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Durians (electroacoustic), 10 p.m., Donations.
HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: John Brown's Body, Spiritual Rez (roots, reggae), 9 p.m., $14/16. AA.
PURPLE MOON PUB: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 8 p.m., Free.
HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: The Breakfast, Casio Bastard (jazz-rock), 8:30 p.m., $10/13. AA.
THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: DJ Slim Pknz All Request Dance Party (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.
JP'S PUB: Dave Harrison's Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.
51 MAIN: The Paradiddles (a cappella), 6 p.m., Free. Jenni Johnson & Friends (blues), 9 p.m., Free. CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. ON THE RISE BAKERY: The Real Deal (r&b), 7:30 p.m., Donations. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: The Horse Traders (rock), 9 p.m., $3.
SLIDE BROOK LODGE & TAVERN: PMP (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.
MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: The Trio featuring Paul Cassarino, Tracie Cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.
TUPELO MUSIC HALL: Enter the Haggis (Celticrock), 8 p.m., $22. AA.
MUDDY WATERS: Theodore Treehouse, Maryse Smith and the Rosesmiths (indie), 10 p.m., Free.
BEE'S KNEES: Rik & Bec (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.
champlain valley
51 MAIN: Dayve Huckett (jazz), 6 p.m., Free.
NECTAR'S: Seth Adam (rock), 7 p.m., Free. Amplified. FM presents Japhy Ryder, Potbelly, DJ Wyllys (rock), 9 p.m., $5.
THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Marcel and the Trainwreck (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.
CITY LIMITS: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.
NIGHTCRAWLERS: The Tim Brick Band (country), 9 p.m., $5.
ON THE RISE BAKERY: Down a Third (funk-jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations.
PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Rory Sullivan (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., $3.
TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Suskatune (rock), 10 p.m., $3.
PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Small Change, The Famous Blue Raincoats (Tom Waits tribute, Leonard Cohen tribute), 9 p.m., $3. RADIO BEAN: Mash McLain (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Robbie Gil (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m.,
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THE BREWSKI: The Cop Outs (rock), 9 p.m., $2.
MATTERHORN: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 9 p.m., $5. RIMROCKS MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. ROADSIDE TAVERN: Monolith (rock), 9 p.m., Free. RUSTY NAIL: Temporary Grace (rock), 9 p.m., $5-10. PARKER PIE CO.: The Steph Pappas Experience (rock), 9 p.m., Free. SAT.22
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On their debut full-length, Future’s Disguise, local indie-folk trio the Porters offer an artfully conceived take on the genre. Centered on songwriter Jordan Romm, the record features a wealth of high-brow musical ideas, as well as a star-studded array of guest instrumentalists who flesh out Romm’s ambitious tunes with grace and tact. “Candles of Our Home” is gorgeously arranged and impeccably played
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chamber folk. Todd Porter’s cello and Rachel Smith’s violin attack and then release in a warm wash of pedal steel and mandolin — courtesy of Brett Lanier and mando ace Jamie Masefield, respectively. Due in large part to the efforts of multi-instrumentalist Jamie Bright, elegant composition is a hallmark of the record, which fuses folk-styled songwriting with classical structures. In their more fanciful moments, these players recall chamber-folk darlings Horse Feathers, or even Iron and Wine. However, Romm’s hesitant singing often detracts from the otherwise spectacular sonic architecture. Romm is a strong lyricist and songwriter, but he seems to lack confidence in his vocal abilities, which leads to intonation problems and halting melodic phrases. He has a naturally pleasant voice and an obvious ear for melody. It’s a shame he doesn’t trust himself enough to more often deliver his thoughtful prose and pretty lines with conviction. Because, when he does, the results are stunning. The title track is one such example. Strings and mandolin wind gently around Romm’s easy melody, nudged forward by Ryan Hayes’ sparse drum work. Tim Butterworth’s swelling accordion works in concert with Lanier’s steel to accent flowering vocal harmonies, leading to a sprightly string coda at the finish. It’s a fully realized and deftly executed song, offering a tantalizing glimpse of the Porters’ true potential when they harness all their considerable gifts. There are other such moments to be found amid the record’s 11 tracks. “The Fair” is a touching ballad that captures the sweet innocence of young love. “Satan’s Ploy” features sinister string work that colors Romm’s clever wordplay and sets up the tune’s exultant finish. And the tender ballad “West Coast Relations” closes the album on a high note, featuring fragile harmonies and still more glorious strings. Though frustrating at times, Future’s Disguise introduces a unique, ambitious talent in Jordan Romm. If he can consistently raise his performance to the level of his stellar supporting cast — as he does at times here — the Porters will become a thrilling addition to the vibrant local indie-folk scene. The Porters celebrate the release of Future’s Disguise at the Monkey House this Saturday, January 22.
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The annals of Burlington music history are littered with bands that released one great album and then, for one reason or another, fell apart, never to be heard from again. In the early 2000s, Burlington’s Will were one such promising Queen City outfit. The harmony-heavy, altcountry band released an excellent self-titled debut in 2005. And then … well, nothing. Like so many talented local acts, they simply faded away, providing yet another footnote to the story of Burlington rock city. But in the incestuous local rock scene, it’s not unusual for various members of defunct bands to intermingle and form new ones. (Call it the “Colin Clary corollary.”) In a way, this age-old game of musical chairs provides a comforting sort of continuum. What’s more unusual is when the members of a dead act “get the band back together,” reuniting with essentially the same lineup after years apart. Rarer still: when the new incarnation is even better. Such is the case with Burlington/ Rutland’s Split Tongue Crow. Comprising four-fifths of Will and new vocalist Cara White, the group’s selftitled debut picks up where the band left off six years ago. Time apart has treated the group well. The new record is compositionally sophisticated and emotionally nuanced, combining Will’s knack for breezy hooks with previously unseen depth and maturity. As with wine, time has mellowed these musicians. Where Will’s brand of alt-country often veered closer to twanginfused indie rock, Split Tongue Crow favor a lighter touch. “Avalon” unveils this refined aesthetic in an airy swell
of delicate vocal harmony. Over moody acoustic-guitar arpeggios, lead vocalist and primary songwriter Eoin Noonan delivers a cunning melody, balanced by elegant work from backing vocalist and punctuated by electric guitarist David Anderson’s fluttering eruptions. The result is something like an amplified Blind Pilot, or Delorean in their more melancholy moments. “No Reservations” is the album’s centerpiece and the finest example of Split Tongue Crow’s metamorphosis. Bright vocal harmonies and swooning fiddle dovetail above Matt Morro’s easy shuffle and former Will cohort (and current Cash Is King front man) Conor McQuade’s organ sustains. It’s among the most overtly “alt-country” tracks of the bunch, but still manages to showcase the band’s newfound finesse. So do the following cut, “Hearts and Valleys”; the White-led “The Day You Left This Earth”; and stunning album closer “Waking Up.” Sometimes you don’t realize how much you’ve missed something until you find it again. We’ve missed Will but could quickly fall in love with Split Tongue Crow. Perhaps absence really does make the heart grow fonder. The band plays the Shelburne Steakhouse & Saloon this Saturday, January 22.
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RADIO BEAN: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: Industry Night with Robbie J (hiphop), 8 p.m., Free. Hype 'Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.
regional
MONOPOLE: Professor Chaos (rock), 10 p.m., Free. TABU CAFÉ & NIGHTCLUB: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (Top 40), 5 p.m., Free.
burlington area
1/2 LOUNGE: Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Black to the Future with DJ Dakota (urban jamz), 10 p.m., Free.
FRANNY O'S: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Emancipator & Blockhead, Chris Are & Thelonius X (electro), 8 p.m., $12/15. AA. LEUNIG'S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.
MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.
LEUNIG'S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Cody Sargent Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.
THE MONKEY HOUSE: Beat Vision with DJ Disco Phantom (eclectic DJ), 9 p.m., $1.
THE MONKEY HOUSE: Queer Night with DJ Gunner (house), 10 p.m., Free.
NECTAR'S: Project Organ Trio (jazz, blues), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.
NECTAR'S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free.
MONTY'S OLD BRICK TAVERN: Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Free.
RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.
RADIO BEAN: Old Time Sessions (old time), 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (gypsy jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Joy Through Noises (electro-acoustic), 9 p.m., Free. Durians (electro-acoustic), 10 p.m., Free. Electric Sorcery (electro-acoustic), 11:30 p.m., Free.
NECTAR'S: Pulse Prophets Live Album Recording (reggae), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.
RED SQUARE: Close to Nowhere (rock), 7 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.
ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free.
SHELBURNE STEAKHOUSE & SALOON: Carol Ann Jones (country), 8 p.m., Free.
RADIO BEAN: The Stephen Callahan Quartet (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Katie Trautz (folk), 8:15 p.m., Free. Honky-Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.
central
MONTY'S OLD BRICK TAVERN: George Voland JAZZ: with Barry Ries, Don Schabner and Dan Skea (jazz), 4:30 p.m., Free.
THE BREWSKI: Bluegrass Night, 7 p.m., Free. YE OLDE ENGLAND INNE: Corey Beard, Dan Liptak and Dan Haley (jazz), 11:30 a.m., Free.
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1/2 LOUNGE: Zack duPont (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Heal-In Sessions with Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. NECTAR'S: Pulse Prophets Live Album Recording (reggae), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Open Mic with Wylie, 7 p.m., Free.
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CHARLIE O'S: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. MAIN STREET GRILL & BAR: Peter Mayhew (rock), 7 p.m., Free.
BIG PICTURE THEATER & CAFÉ: Bread & Bones (folk), 7:30 p.m., $5. GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.
champlain valley
CITY LIMITS: Karaoke with Let It Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.
SLIDE BROOK LODGE & TAVERN: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.
ON THE RISE BAKERY: Open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free.
champlain valley
TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.
TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.
northern
BEE'S KNEES: Sarah Walis (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Woe Doggies (bluegrass), 9:30 p.m., Free.
northern
BEE'S KNEES: Alan Greenleaf & the Doctor (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. ROADSIDE TAVERN: Sound Waves Entertainment (Top 40), 7 p.m., Free.
regional
MONOPOLE: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.
Suunrise With the late-2010 release of their debut record, Zeroes
QC,, on über-hip indie imprint Secretly Canadian, Montréal’s SUUNS delivered a worthy complement to their sinister
live performances. The artful electro-rock outfit thrilled audiences at last fall’s CMJ Music Marathon and drew raves from the likes of the New York Times, Pitchfork and NPR, among others. Riding into 2011 on a high note — laced with a dancepunk low end — they’ll tear up the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge this Suunday, January 23, with locals
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RED SQUARE: Upsetta International with Super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.
51 MAIN: Quizz Night (trivia), 7 p.m., Free.
burlington area
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CLUB METRONOME: Dub Fiyah Tour 2011: Zion Train, Dub Gabriel, Noble Society with Jah Dan Blackkamore and Satta Sound (reggae), 10 p.m., $12/15. 18+.
CLUB METRONOME: Bass Culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free.
HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Suuns, Paper Castles, DJ Disco Phantom (indie rock), 8 p.m., $10. AA.
BEE'S KNEES: Brady (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Donations.
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1/2 LOUNGE: DJ Kanga presents: The Lounge Lizard (hip-hop), 9 p.m.
LIFT: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.
northern
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LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.
burlington area
1/2 LOUNGE: Rewind with DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free.
HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Dan Zanes & Friends (children's music), 12 p.m. & 3 p.m., $15/17. AA.
TUPELO MUSIC HALL: Steve Forbert (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., $25. AA.
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ROZZI'S LAKESHORE TAVERN: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free.
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Chandler Music Hall Randolph acclaimed bluegrass musicians and vocalists, collectively awarded the iBMa’s Male Vocalist of the year seven times.
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lisa Dworsky has organized deceptively humble rope and bamboo into a few basic geometric shapes in her exhibition “Drawing Strength,” which opened last week at the BCA Center (formerly Firehouse Gallery) in Burlington. Each of her two installations — “Surface Tension” in the front room of the First Floor Gallery and “Points of View” in the back room — is a remarkable exercise in suspension. But, while her media are kept to a minimum, there’s nothing minimalist about this show. Dworsky crocheted 18,000 feet of thick black rope into the former installation and assembled 100 or so bamboo rods for the latter. In “Surface Tension,” the crocheted rope forms seven tall, thin cones that will make some viewers think of witches’ hats; their points are held aloft by counterweights, while the broader bottoms of their cones touch the floor and spread out like the train of a wedding dress. At their base the shapes are crocheted to each other, resulting in a single, netlike pattern that sprawls across the central space of the gallery. The spherical counterweights are ensconced in crochet, too,
and suspended at roughly (adult) eye level or higher. The physical dimensions of the work force viewers to cluster around its edges, which lends it a less tangible grandeur, as well. “Surface Tension” is like an odd forest of conifers or thrusting stalagmites, directly relating simple geometric shapes to the natural world. In her artist’s statement, Dworsky writes, “Instead of responding to a landscape outdoors, I am building a couple of landscapes within the gallery walls.” In her remarks at Friday’s reception, she noted that the piece displays the tension between twoand three-dimensional forms. “Points of View” is a more linear, architectonic piece. Here, bamboo sticks have been assembled into three groups of intermeshed tetrahedra, looking like gigantic pick-up sticks frozen in place. Each tetrahedron is made up of four triangles, and when they are combined in the room-sized installation, they become a jumble of
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three-sided pyramids. As such, they subtly relate to the cones of “Surface Tension,” but here the geometry is far more complex. This intricate thicket of bamboo fills the gallery space from floor to ceiling, and Dworsky added reflective blue tape stripes to the sticks that give them the appearance of surveyors’ stadias, or leveling rods. These lines imply an invisible horizon across the piece — Dworsky calls it a “shimmering blue waterline” — and create another contrapuntal rhythm within the installation. It’s especially evident when the viewer regards the installation after dark using the focused beam of a headlamp (available at the gallery), which causes the reflective tape to glow. However, that gimmick is not crucial to experiencing the piece. It’s no surprise that the adjective “architectonic” describes a Dworsky project such as “Points of View.” After all, the Montpelier artist has a mas-
WHILE DWORSKY’S MEDIA ARE KEPT TO A MINIMUM,
THERE’S NOTHING MINIMALIST ABOUT THE SHOW.
ter’s degree in architecture from Yale. The shapes she constructed in “Surface Tension,” albeit softer, are just as architectural as they are sculptural. Dworsky’s two-dimensional contributions to the show — the “Fine Cord” series in the front room — are prints of nylon cord transferred to aluminum plates. The layered, ghostly, 9-by-9-inch images appear on 19-by15-inch pieces of paper. “Fine Cord 58” is a knot of gray, yellow and deep violet lines clustered in the center of the picture plane. Other pieces in the series, such as “Fine Cord 65,” seem to be affected by gravity. A bound nexus of textural lines in indigo, yellow and gray opens to let the cord become heaped along the bottom edge of the image. The German modernist architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe is associated with the expressions “Less is more” and “God is in the details.” Dworsky seems to take both those statements to heart in her majestic simplicity of materials and complexity of design. M A R C AWO D EY Alisa Dworsky, “Drawing Strength,” rope and bamboo installations. First Floor Gallery, BCA Center, Burlington. Through March 5.
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AlisA Dworsky: “Drawing Strength,” rope and bamboo installations suggestive of topographical maps. Through March 5 at First Floor Gallery, BCA Center, in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. AmAnDA Feller: Colorful paintings from abstract doodles evocative of cellular creatures. Through January 20 at The Firebird Café in Essex Junction. Info, 630-291-5360. BenjAmin BArnes: “Gasoline,” paintings reflecting the artist’s connection to Vermont history and rural culture, and offering commentary on our culture’s obsession with automobiles, and the impact that has on the world. Through February 28 at Art’s Alive Gallery in Burlington. Info, 310-3211. ‘Burlington electric: energy-eFFicient Art’: Drawings by Burlington public school fourth graders inspired by their discussions about renewable energy with Burlington Electric Department employees. Through February 2 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Info, 865-7166. chris gluck: “Art from Nature,” paintings, leaf mandalas and reeds in shadow boxes by the Vermont artist. Plus, leaf collages by the artist’s students, ages 6-12. Greeting cards of the children’s work are on sale and benefit Mount Mansfield Union High School’s Project Graduation. Through January 30 at New Moon Café in Burlington. Info, 899-3659. christine DemArAis: “Stichin’ and Twitchin’,” art quilts and ornate bellydance costumes by the Vermont seamstress. Through January 29 at Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, in Burlington. Info, 863-3403. christopher grAhAm: Dog and cat portraits, in oil on canvas. Through January 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.
emily & kyle root: “Paintings by M.L.E.,” abstract work inspired by nature, music and personal experiences. Through January 31 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 338-2832.
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open FArm & stuDio tour: July 9-10 in the Lake Champlain Islands. Seeking more farms and artists to participate. Guidelines/application at openfarmandstudio.com. Grand Isle County residents only. Deadline: January 31. Vermont Fine Furniture AnD wooD proDucts Design competition: Open to woodworkers with all different skill levels. Competition held at the Union Arena, in conjunction with the 8th Annual Fine Furniture and Woodworking Festival on September 24-25, 2011. Download entry form at vermontwooddesigns.org. Entry deadlines vary by section so please refer to the entry forms for specific submission details. Info, 747-7900, info@ vermontwood.com. true story: photo eXhiBit: A picture tells a thousand words. For “A True Story,” we’re looking for the documented event, person or place. Submission deadline: March 14. Info, vermontphotospace.com/ ex13. heArts AFlAme: Rose Street Gallery is accepting submissions for “Hearts Aflame.” Open to visual and performing artists. Submission deadline: January 29. Info, artpmchallengeburlington@ gmail.com. Bring us your DreAms: “Dreams,” February 7-April 27. Drop off art and completed paperwork at Artists’ Mediums in Williston, January 24-February 7. For guidelines and forms visit artistsmediums.com. split rAil: Split Rail Press has begun production of its firstever Xerox zine and is currently
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tAlks & eVents ‘trADition trAnsFormeD: tiBetAn Artists responD’: Contemporary Tibetan artists use traditional forms in innovative ways to explore themes of technology, travel, displacement and personal artistic freedom. Through March 13 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. Monks from Namgyal Monastery Institute of Buddhist Studies create a sand mandala in the galleries, Wednesday, January 19 through Saturday, January 22. The mandala will be distributed into the Connectict River on Saturday at 3 p.m. Talk: Artist Tenzing Rigdol discusses his work. Tuesday, January 25, 12:30 p.m. Info, 603-646-2808.
receptions jenniFer koch & gregg BlAsDel: “Collaborative Prints,” large-scale, wood-block relief prints created through the non-traditional method of cutting the wood into large, free-form shapes, rather than rectangles. 1-3 p.m. at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Through January 22.
Reception: Wednesday, January 19, 1-3 p.m. Info, 635-1469. the jAcoB wAlker group & AleX Angio: Work by members of the local arts organization, including Louisa Blair Pfaelzer, Ann Volatile, Phyllis M. Gable, Mable Sulham, Jane Desjardin, Ann Thursty, Marcia Shafer and more, in Gallery I; abstract paintings and Japanese woodblock prints by New York City artist Angio, in Gallery II. January 20 through March 4 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Reception: After refreshments, the center screens the first installment in its Bissell Film Series, Vermont-made The Dragon Wall, at 7 p.m., followed by a talk with filmmakers Mark Freeman and Brandon St Cyr. Thursday, January 20, 5-7 p.m. Info, 888-1261. ‘minD sets’: Andrew Carnie contributes prints; Terry Gipps, photography; and Meg Walker, sculpture, exploring the science of memory, mind-body connections, creativity and mortality. January 20 through February 11 at Living/ Learning Center, UVM in Burlington. Reception: Thursday, January 20, 5-7 p.m. Info, 656-4200. Angelo ArnolD & peter FrieD: Arnold’s upholstery-covered sculptural forms are reminiscent of furniture; Fried’s paintings are inspired by English and French 19th-century landscapes. January 21 through February 27 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Reception: Friday, January 21, 6-8 p.m. Info, 253-6131.
Robin La Hue, Ken Signorello and Janet Van Fleet, and others, Second Floor Gallery. 5:30-7:30 p.m. at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Reception: Friday, January 21, 5:30-7:30 p.m. mikey welsh: “If Such a Thing Exists, Then Yes,” abstract and representational paintings by the Burlington artist. January 21 through April 17 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Reception: Friday, January 21, 5-7 p.m. Info, 253-6131. ‘the siXth AnnuAl northFielD Art show’: The Paine Mountain Arts Council presents work in a variety of media by local artists. noon-9 p.m., 10 a.m.-7 p.m., noon-4 p.m. at Northfield Historical Society in Northfield. Reception: Friday, January 21, 7-9 p.m. Info, 485-8910. ‘trADition trAnsFormeD: tiBetAn Artists responD’: See description above. Friday, January 21, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Info, 603-646-2808. sAm thurston: Recent work, including landscapes and cityscapes in oil, clay figure studies, small glazed sculptures, city drawings, poem drawings and color studies in watercolor. Through January 25 at Red Mill Galery in Johnson. Reception: Saturday, January 22, 7-9 p.m. Info, 722-6859. elinor osBorn: Wildlife photography by the Vermont artist. Through March 1 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Reception: Monday, January 24, 4-6 p.m. Info, 472-7053.
jAcquelyn heloise: “Champlain in Brushstrokes,” watercolor paintings by the former fashion designer. Through January 31 at Block Gallery in Winooski. Reception: Live music by singer-songwriters Jen Crowell and Steve Hartmann. Friday, January 21, 6-8 p.m., Block Gallery, Winooski. Info, 862-5051.
jAmes luciAnA: Selections from “Light and Stone” and “Italy: Facades” by the photographer and Marist College art professor. January 24 through March 5 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College in Johnson. Reception: Tuesday, January 25, 1-3 p.m. Info, 635-1469.
jennA kelly: “New and Used,” abstract mixed-media explorations of the human figure, Third Floor Gallery; “The Dark Side,” work by Annemie Curlin, Dan Moran and Gerard W. Rinaldi, among others, Main Floor Gallery; “When No One is Looking,” work exploring private moments by
kAte mueller: “Color and Curve,” pastel and oil portraits that play with shapes from the landscape. Through February 18 at Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College in Castleton. Reception: Wednesday, January 26, 4-6 p.m. Info, 468-1119.
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Vermont Artists week: Call for applications from practicing visual artists and writers. Info on application guidelines, accommodations, facilities and fees at vermontstudiocenter.org. Deadline: January 31.
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Eric DaniEls: “Hope Epoch,” brightly colored acrylic paintings based on imagery from folk and outsider art such as thistles, hearts and spades. Through January 31 at Salaam in Burlington. Info, 658-8822. ‘FinissagE’: This first annual exhibition will feature works by all the artists who have shown at the SEABA office gallery throughout the year. Curated by the South End Arts and Business Association. Through January 31 at SEABA Center in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. HalEy BisHop & cHris HarpEr: Bishop contributes a collage-like display of old and new work in acrylic, watercolor and ink; Harper’s calligraphic acrylics and watercolors convey a sense of movement and symmetry. Through January 31 at The Skinny Pancake in Burlington. Info, 540-0188.
inty & yuari MuEnala VEga: “Mushuk Pacha | Nuevos Tiempos | New Times,” paintings reflecting the culture of the Kichwa people of the Ecuadorean Andes. Through February 28 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 734-5546. JaViEr cintron & JacquElyn HEloisE: Cintron, who splits his time between Puerto Rico, New York and Vermont, combines printing, collage and watercolor to explore themes of identity and place; Heloise, a former fashion designer, contributes watercolor paintings called “Champlain in Brushstrokes.” Through January 31 at Block Gallery in Winooski. Info, 373-5150.
Morgan swEEnEy: The Colchester photographer plays with perception in this colorful display. Through January 31 at Uncommon Grounds in Burlington. Info, 865-6227. patricia lE-Bon HErB: Acrylic paintings, Skyway; MicHaEl strauss: acrylic paintings, Gates 1&2; grEg MaMczaK: oil on canvas, Escalator. Through January 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166. pEtE sutHErlanD: Cut-paper collage by the Vermont composer and musician. Through January 31 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 453-3795.
roBErt walDo BrunEllE Jr.: “General Baxter’s Mansion 1858,” acrylic paintings based on 19th-century photographs of the Rutland building. Through March 30 at Wing Building in Burlington. Info, 899-1106. sarEEt rosEnstEin: “Why Did You Just Take a Photo of That?” a personal perspective on what gets interpreted through the lens of her camera in everyday life. Curated by the South End Arts and Business Association. Through February 28 at Speeder & Earl’s (Pine Street) in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. ‘sHaDows oF tHE saMurai’: Armor, swords, prints, masks and other artifacts representing Japanese warrior traditions. Through May 11 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.
Kaitlyn Barr: “Winter-scapes,” acrylic paintings by the Vermont artist. Through January 31 at Davis Studio in Burlington. Info, 425-2700.
‘sMall worKs’: Work by local artists that is no bigger than 12 inches. Through January 28 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Info, 578-2512.
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Jan. 21: Mad River Glen (skiers only!) Jan. 23: Trapp Family Lodge (X-country) Jan. 28: Smuggler’s Notch January 28 tEssa HolMEs: Oil-on-canvas paintings based on the artist’s photographic work. Through February Feb. 4: Burke Mountain 14 at Muddy Waters in Burlington. Info, 658-0466. WNCS Feb. 11: Bolton Valley ‘tHE arrangEMEnt’: Traditional, andor bolder print as it is the primary frequency) 93.3 100.3 89.1 104.7whimsical (in larger satirical still-life photography by local, national Feb. 18: Dartmouth Skiway and international artists. Through February 4 at Vermont Photo Space Gallery in Essex Junction. Feb. 25: Ragged Mountain Info, 777-3686. tHoMas E. sHEarEr: “The Fog Frost,” photographs March 4: Sugarbush of emerging light and atmospheric hues from a single commute between Bristol and Essex March 11: Bolton Valley Junction during a mystical meteorologic winter event. Through January 31 at Brownell Library in March 18: Pico Mountain Essex Junction. Info, 878-6955. March 25: Stowe Mountain Resort ‘unDEr tHE Big top: tHE FinE art oF tHE circus in aMErica’: Work by modern and April 1: Jay Peak contemporary American artists fascinated by the circus and its performers’ bohemian lives outside the ring. Through May 22 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.
‘VErMont lanDscapEs in BlacK & wHitE’: Photography by Ashley Arcury, Jeff Clarke, Natalie Stultz and Katelyn Ziegler. Through February 28 at Shelburne Vineyard. Info, 985-8222.
Marion c. Honors: “The Wild and the Sacred,” mixed-media work by the New York-based nun, artist and organic gardner. January 25 through February 28 at St. Paul’s Cathedral in Burlington. Info, 864-0471.
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JEssica nissEn: “Rorschach Drawings,” painted-over inkblots exploring perception, the subconscious and the extremes of spontaneous creativity, based on the controversial psychological test of the same name. Through March 26 at Second Floor Gallery, BCA Center, in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.
KatiE o’rourKE: Abstract acrylics, Bar; aManDa VElla: mixed-media landscapes on canvas, Dining Room; aaron stEin: mixed-media assemblages, Greenhouse. Through January 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 862-9647.
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rEiD crosBy: “Layers,” acrylic paintings by the Vermont artist. Through January 31 at Artspace 106 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.
‘siMplE giFts: a sHow For all sEasons’: Watercolor paintings of pears by Kate Hartley. Also, work by Mary Alcantara, Elizabeth Allen, Anne Austin, Annelein Beukenkamp, Matt Brown, Tom Dunne, Jeri Lynn Eisenberg, Steven P. Goodman, Holly Hauser, Kathleen Kolb, Alice Murdoch, Lynn Rupe, Gail Salzman, David Smith, Adelaide Murphy Tyrol, Laura Von Rosk, Barbara Wagner, Dick Weis and Nancy Weis. Through January 29 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848.
KatHlEEn BErry BErgEron: Watercolor paintings of rural Vermont scenes by the Jericho artist. Through February 28 at The Essex Culinary Resort & Spa. Info, 899-4628.
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Harry Bliss: “Genius,” a retrospective of the world-renowned cartoonist and children’s book illustrator includes original New Yorker covers, cartoons, student work, book jackets and children’s books. Also: original work from artists in Bliss’ personal collection, such as Maurice Sendak, William Steig and Jack Kirby, as well as a letter from Andrew Wyeth. Through March 26 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, in Burlington. Info, 652-4500.
MicHaEl alEsHirE: Black-and-white photographs by the Vermont artist. Through January 31 at North End Studio in Burlington. Info, 863-6713.
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get the sense they’re uncovering intimate secrets. A similar theme runs through both group shows on SPA’s lower floors: “When No One Is Looking” features work such as Robin La Hue’s painting “One” of a woman walking alone through a shadowy corridor; and “The Dark Side” features a Gerald Rinaldi photograph, the title of which borrows from poet Charles Bukowski: “While I Was Pissing, a Cockroach Hauled His Butt Down a Crack.” Talk about TMI. All three shows are on view through February 26. Pictured: “If You’d Like,” by Jenna Kelly.
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Winter Group ShoW: work in a variety of media by steve Campbell, isaac wasuck, greg Mamczak, Dave Davidson, Kevyn Cundiff, Diane gabriel, lorraine Manley, perry bartles and gaal shepherd. Through February 28 at Maltex building in burlington. info, 865-7166.
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2010 holiday ShoW: An eclectic mix of art and craft by Mark goodwin, Arlene grossman, Cristina salusti, nancy h. Taplin, Annie witte, Jose benitez sanchez, pat Dipaula Klein and bhakti Ziek. Through February 13 at bigTown gallery in Rochester. info, 767-9670. adam ForGuiteS: “insufficient Funds,” paintings by the Vermont artist. Through January 31 at The green bean Art gallery at Capitol grounds in Montpelier. info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Bhakti Ziek & holly Walker: “Continuum,” weavings exploring the way language imposes artificial divides between continuous processes, by Ziek; “haptikos,” hand-built earthenware pots made by pinching each layer of rolled coil to build form, by walker. Through February 20 at Chandler gallery in Randolph. info, 431-0204. ‘From the Vault’: works from the permanent collection by the gallery’s founder, Thomas waterman wood, and some of his contemporaries. Through
January 23 at T.w. wood gallery in Montpelier. info, 828-8743. GeorGe laWrence & Jacquelyn Jimoi: “Two Views,” landscape paintings and pastels by the husband-and-wife artists. Through February 12 at Tunbridge public library. info, 889-9404. Jenna kelly: “new and used,” abstract mixedmedia explorations of the human figure, Third Floor gallery; “The Dark side,” work by Annemie Curlin, Dan Moran and gerard w. Rinaldi, among others, Main Floor gallery; “when no one is looking,” work exploring private moments by Robin la hue, Ken signorello and Janet Van Fleet, and others, second Floor gallery. Through February 26 at studio place Arts in barre. info, 479-7069. Joan curtiS: “At one with nature’s wiles: Recent paintings and sculptures,” acrylics and mixedmedia constructions depicting human figures at ease amid upheavals of nature. Through February 11 at Feick Fine Arts Center, green Mountain College, in poultney. info, 287-8398. mark chaney: “guiding light,” digital photographs that have been layered and blended to create optical illusions in a technique called triptography. Through January 31 at The skinny pancake in Montpelier. info, 445-5123. the hale Street GanG: “portraits in writing,” a multimedia exhibit featuring Jack Rowell’s photographs of members of the Randolph senior Center’s writing
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scott & Kelly funK: “More Than Snow,” winter photographs by the Richmond artists. Through February 28 at Gallery 160 in Richmond. Info, 434-6434.
Vermont Pastel society’s Juried exhibition: An annual show of landscapes, portraiture and abstract images by members of the organization. Through January 26 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-5657.
‘the hiGhlow ProJect’: Large-scale photographs by Ned Castle depicting re-creations of decisive moments in the lives of young, at-risk Vermonters. Accompanying each photograph is an audio narration by its subject. The exhibit is simultaneously on display in the Battell Building, at 10 Merchants Row in Middlebury. Through January 29 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964.
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‘an exhibit of their own: six featured women artists’: Paintings by Tiffany Torre, Cameron Schmitz, Claudette Enman, Josephine Habeski, Georgina Forbes and Carrie Bagalio. Through February 13 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356. emily beth errion: Handcrafted silver jewelry and etched glassware by the Vermont artist. Through February 28 at Gallery 160 in Richmond. Info, 434-6434.
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larry Golden: “Winter in the Kingdom: Landscapes and Landmarks,” mixed-media paintings of buildings, streetscapes, mountains, woods and fields by the former St. Johnsbury Academy teacher. Through March 2 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158.
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bodies poised for oration, the women in Thurston’s wood carving “Conversation (14th Street)” (pictured) could pass as goddesses in an ancient Greek relief. Actually, they’re contemporary New Yorkers, lingering on the sidewalk above a left the Big Apple for Vermont more than 30 years ago, the artist says he recently felt called to return with pencil and paintbrush to that bustling environment. Center’s Red Mill Gallery covers a wide swath of his work over the last three years, including landscapes in oil, color studies in watercolor, clay figure studies, small
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Jenny Qian: “Basic Space,” painting and installation by the Dartmouth College studio art intern. Through February 7 at Barrows Exhibition Rotunda, Hopkins Center, in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-3651. ‘marKinG time’: The Guild of Book Workers presents a traveling exhibition, including traditional and contemporary bindings in codex format, complex folded structures, wooden constructions, handheld toys and sculptural objects. Through March 20 at Baker-Berry Library, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-3998. m
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January GrouP show: Recent work, including oil-based ink on paper by Patty Castellini; oil paintings by Charlie Goodwin; reclaimed wood paintings by Duncan Johnson; and mixed-media collages by Gordon Meinhard. Through February 5 at AVA Gallery and Arts Center in Lebanon, N.H. Info, 603-448-3117.
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ere’s how you know Colin Firth’s performance in this movie is among the year’s very finest: He plays a figure born into almost unimaginable wealth, privilege and power (one-quarter of the human race was under British rule at the time) and succeeds at making you feel sorry for him. Talk about bad timing. For hundreds of years, you could have been a member of the royal family and stammered. Who would have known outside an elite inner circle? But, just as Firth’s Prince Albert comes of age, a nightmare of a new phenomenon changes all that. Mass media. Suddenly, princes and kings find themselves confronted by radio microphones and newsreel cameras. The film opens with one such occasion. It’s 1925, and King George V (Michael Gambon) has asked his stutter-stricken son to deliver an inaugural address at the British Empire Exhibition in Wembley. Director Tom Hooper tells us everything we need to know in a quick series of emotionally potent shots. We see Firth waiting backstage with the look of a man going to the gallows. The sympathy in the eyes of his wife — played
by a never-better Helena Bonham Carter — and the mortification on the faces of the attendees when the Duke of York steps up to the microphone, opens his mouth and emits noises that, amplified, sound like the strangling of many large birds. Indefatigable in her quest to find help for her husband, the duchess seeks out Lionel Logue, a speech therapist known for his unconventional methods and impressive record of success. Geoffrey Rush does some of the most colorful work of his career in the role of the transplanted Australian who insists on holding daily sessions in his humble home office and addressing the future monarch by his family nickname, “Bertie.” What ensues is cinema that’s consistently satisfying on several levels. It’s tremendously affecting as the story of two men forging the most unlikely of friendships. Logue defies class boundaries, asking highly personal questions in an effort to get to the root of his client’s crippling affliction and, in the process, comes to know and understand the future king as virtually no one else on Earth does. The movie offers the pleasures of a gripping historical drama, as well. Hitler
ROYAL PAIN Firth plays an heir to the throne whose stammer makes public life a private hell.
was making war more inevitable by the day. England needed a leader who projected strength and confidence. When Albert’s older brother, Edward (Guy Pearce), ascends to the throne and then, a year later, abdicates it to marry Baltimore socialite Wallis Simpson (Eve Best), the prince’s worst fear is realized. The meticulously researched script by David Seidler provides a fascinating glimpse behind the scenes at both the pomp and practical preparations attendant to such a transition. Of course, it’s a love story, too. Never for a second is the mutual devotion between
the future king and queen anything less than credible and moving. Bonham Carter steps outside her comfort zone and does the stand-by-your-man thing as endearingly as anyone ever has on screen. More than anything, though, this is a story of personal struggle, of a wounded soul’s lifelong battle — with both his defect and his demons. Firth is nothing short of amazing. Gorgeously shot, marvelously acted, brimming with humor, warmth and wisdom, The King’s Speech isn’t merely one of the year’s best movies. It rules. RICK KISONAK
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ome stories are so inspiring that people want them to be true. Such a story is The Long Walk, a 1956 book in which Polish refugee Slavomir Rawicz described his escape from a Siberian prison camp and 4000-mile journey by foot across Russia, the Gobi Desert and the Himalayas to freedom in India. To this day, no one knows if anyone really took the “long walk.” Evidence uncovered by Vermont researcher Linda Willis, whom I interviewed last week, suggests that Rawicz did his own World War II-era twist on the James Frey maneuver. The strange history of the tale itself — complete with competing el-
derly storytellers — might make for a clever and convoluted movie. Peter Weir’s film adaptation, The Way Back, takes a more straightforward approach to The Long Walk: It retells the core story and calls it “inspired by” the book, not “based on” it. The protagonist, an unlucky young Pole played by Jim Sturgess, isn’t named Rawicz, and other elements have been heavily fictionalized. Still, true or not — and despite moments of hokiness — the story remains inspiring. When the Soviets deposit young Janusz in Siberia at the start of the film, they tell him nature is his prison. Climate, terrain and the sheer span of Stalin’s burgeoning empire
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rule out escape. But our hero and his companions in misery — including an enigmatic American who calls himself Mr. Smith (Ed Harris) and a hardened Russian criminal (Colin Farrell) — have nothing to lose. They jump the wire and confront their real nemesis: geography. Working with Russell Boyd, his cinematographer since Gallipoli (1981), Weir gives the great open spaces of central Asia — sublime, stark, beautiful and threatening — the status of a character in the film. National Geographic Entertainment coproduced, and it shows. The human stories are compelling, too, though several cast members are saddled with fake accents. Farrell makes the most of his Russian drag, hamming it up as a beadyeyed killer who’s still a good drinking partner. Harris incarnates rugged dignity. But most affecting is Saoirse Ronan, the young actress from Atonement, as a quietly determined Polish teenager who joins the group along the way. According to Slavomir Rawicz’s wife, her husband couldn’t tell this part of his tale without weeping. Weir and Ronan do justice to it — fabricated or not. In general, Weir and cowriter Keith R. Clarke resist the temptation to add Hollywood happy endings to Rawicz’s story. Until the conclusion, that is, when they use newsreel footage to turn the “long walk” into a metaphor for Europe’s long emergence from communist domination. (The title The Way Back only makes sense in this light.)
In doing so, I think, the filmmakers lose sight of the theme that makes all great survival stories so powerful. The “long walk” doesn’t end when you reach India, or when you sever your arm and escape from that Utah canyon, or when the Berlin Wall falls. It ends when you die.
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very now and then, someone comes along and makes a comedy based on the radical (in Hollywood) premise that adult straight men have feelings. The best I can say about The Dilemma, the latest entry in this tiny genre, is that it makes Judd Apatow’s uneven Funny People look like a work of comic genius. Allan Loeb’s script fleshes out the characters so lazily that the actors seem like they’re still reading for their roles, not playing them. As a guy who faces the so-called dilemma of whether to tell best friend Kevin James that his hot wife (Winona Ryder) has been stepping out on him, only Vince Vaughn connects with the audience. But then, Vaughn often appears to be way off book, in another and weirder movie. A scene involving him, Channing Tatum, a baseball bat and a fish tank is so odd it qualifies as genuine dark comedy, unlike the rest of the film. Watch it — someday, on YouTube. M A R G O T HA R R I S O N
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tHE DilEmmAH1/2 Bachelor Vince Vaughn has to decide whether to tell his best friend and business partner (Kevin James) that he saw his wife out with another man in this star-studded comedy, the latest from Ron Howard. With Winona Ryder, Jennifer Connelly and Channing Tatum. (118 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Stowe)
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GUlliVER’S tRAVElSH1/2 Jonathan Swift gets only the third writing credit on this family comedy updating his classic, with Jack Black as the traveler who lands on a strange island and finds himself grappling with major culture shock. Rob (Monsters vs. Aliens) directs. With Emily Blunt, Jason Segel and Amanda Peet. (85 min, PG. Majestic [3-D], Palace)
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tHE GREEN HoRNEtHH Seth Rogen plays a superhero who’s a newspaper publisher by day and a crime fighter by night. Take that, decline of print media! Michel (Be Kind Rewind) Gondry directs this big-screen adaptation of the action franchise that began with 1930s radio serials. With Jay Chou, Cameron Diaz and Christoph Waltz doing his bad-guy thing. (108 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Marquis [3-D], Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Welden)
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movies friday 21 — thursday 27 *No Strings Attached 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40. The Dilemma 1:20, 4:05, 6:50, 9:35. The Green Hornet (3-D) 1:10, 3:50, 6:45, 8, 9:25. The King’s Speech 1:15, 4, 6:40, 9:20. country Strong 1:05, 3:40, 6:10, 9. Black Swan 1:40, 4:10, 7, 9:30. Gulliver’s travels (3-D) Fri-Sun: 2:40. Little Fockers 3:20, 8:40. true Grit 12:50, 3:45, 6:30, 9:10. tRoN: Legacy (3-D) 12:40, 6. The Fighter 1 (MonThu only), 3:30, 6:20, 8:50. The chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn treader (3-D) Fri-Sun: 1. tangled (3-D) 12:30, 4:40.
King’s Speech 1, 2, 3:30, 6, 7, 8:30. true Grit 1:20, 4, 6:40, 9:20. Black Swan 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:10, 9:05. The Fighter 4:15, 9:15.
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wednesday 19 — thursday 20 ***Gantz Thu: 8. The Dilemma 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:25, 4:05, 6:50, 9:30. The Green Hornet 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:30, 4:15, 7:05, 9:35. 127 Hours 6:35, 8:45. The chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn treader 1:10, 3:55. I Love You Phillip morris 4, 7, 9:25.
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wednesday 19 — thursday 20 Upstairs: The King’s Speech 1 & 3:30 (Wed only), 6, 8:30. Downstairs: Nora’s Will 1:30 & 4 (Wed only), 6:30, 8:40. friday 21 — thursday 27 Upstairs: The King’s Speech 1 & 3:30 (Sat-Mon & Wed only), 6, 8:30. Downstairs: *Genius Within: The Inner Life of Glenn Gould Fri: 6:30, 8:40. Sat: 1:30, 4, 6:30, 8:40. Sun: 4, 6:30, 8:40. Mon: 1:30, 5. Tue: 6:30, 8:40. Wed: 1:30, 4, 6:30, 8:40. Thu: 6:30, 8:40.
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wednesday 19 — thursday 20 The Dilemma 1:20, 4:05, 7, 9:40. The Green Hornet (3-D) 1, 2:40, 3:50, 5:20, 6:50, 8, 9:35. The King’s Speech 1:15, 4:10, 6:45, 9:25. country Strong 1:10, 3:40, 6:25, 9. Season of the Witch 1:25, 6:30, 10:10. Black Swan 4:50, 7:20, 9:50. Gulliver’s travels (3-D) 3:30. Little Fockers 2, 4:20, 7:10, 9:30. true Grit 12:55, 4, 6:40, 9:20. tRoN: Legacy (3-D) 6:20, 9:10. Yogi Bear (3-D) 12:55. The Fighter 3:45, 8:50. The chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn treader (3-D) 2:20. tangled (3-D) 1.
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friday 21 — thursday 27 The Dilemma 2:30 (Sat only), 4:30 (Sun only), 7, 9:15 (Fri & Sat only). Black Swan 2:30 (Sat only), 4:30 (Sun only), 7, 9:10 (Fri & Sat only). The Fighter 2:30 (Sat only), 4:30 (Sun only), 7, 9:15 (Fri & Sat only).
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Little Fockers 1:40, 4:20, 6:55, 9:20. Season of the Witch 1:20, 4:10, 6:45, 9:20. tangled 1:45, 4. The Fighter 1, 3:35, 6:40, 9:15. tRoN: Legacy 6:30, 9:10 (Wed only). true Grit 1:15, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15. Yogi Bear 1:50. friday 21 — thursday 27 ***The met opera Encore: La Fanciulla del West Wed: 6:30. *No Strings Attached 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:20, 3:55, 6:45, 9:25. 127 Hours 3:40, 8:50 (except Wed). The chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn treader 1:25. I Love You Phillip morris 4 (Mon-Thu only), 7, 9:25. Little Fockers 4:20, 6:55, 9:20. tangled 1:40, 4 (Fri-Sun only). The Dilemma 1:25, 4:05, 6:50, 9:30. The Fighter 1, 3:35, 6:40, 9:10. The Green Hornet 1:30, 4:15, 7:05, 9:35. The Kids Are All Right 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:10, 6:35 (except Wed). The Social Network 1:05, 3:45, 6:30, 9:05. Yogi Bear 3:45. true Grit 1:15, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15. ***See website for details.
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wednesday 19 — thursday 20 The Green Hornet 7. Little Fockers 7. true Grit 7. friday 21 — thursday 27 *No Strings Attached 2 (Sat & Sun only), 7, 9 (Fri-Sun only). The Green Hornet 4 (Sat & Sun only), 9 (Fri-Sun only). Little Fockers 2 (Sat & Sun only), 7. true Grit 4 (Sat & Sun only), 7, 9 (Fri-Sun only). Yogi Bear 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun only).
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REAL free will astrology by rob brezsny January month XX-XX 20—26
aries (March 21-april 19): The age-old question comes up for review once again: Which should predominate, independence or interdependence? The answer is always different, of course, depending on the tenor of the time and the phase of your evolution. but in the coming weeks, at least, my view is that you should put more emphasis on interdependence. i think you’ll reap huge benefits from wholeheartedly blending your energies with allies whose power and intelligence match yours. taurus (april 20-May 20): i find many of
you tauruses to be excessively self-effacing. it’s a trait that can be both endearing and maddening. even as my heart melts in the presence of bulls who are underestimating their own beauty, i may also feel like grabbing them by the shoulders and shaking some confidence into them, barraging them with frustrated exhortations like “believe in yourself as much as i believe in you, for god’s sake!” but i’m guessing i won’t be tempted to do that anytime soon. you appear to be due for a big influx of self-esteem.
gemini (May 21-June 20): it will be good
week to let your mind go utterly blank while slouching in front of a tV and sipping warm milk, or to spend hours curled up in a ball under the covers on your bed as you berate yourself with guilty insults for the mistakes you’ve made in your life. not! i’m kidding! Please don’t you dare do anything like that. it would be a terrible waste of the rowdy astrological omens that are coming to bear on you. Here are some better ideas: go seek the fire on the mountain! Create a secret in the sanctuary! learn a trick in the dark! Find a new emotion in the wilderness! study the wisest, wildest people you know so that you, too, can be wildly wise! an excellent week to grieve madly and deeply about the old love affairs that shattered your heart. i’ve rarely seen a better astrological configuration than there is now for purging the residual anguish from those old romantic collapses. so i suggest you conduct a formal ritual that will provide total exorcism and bring you maximum catharsis. Maybe you could build a shrine containing the photos and objects that keep a part of you stuck in
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the past, and maybe you could find the bold words and innovative gestures that will bid goodbye to them forever. Do you have any intuitions about how to create a rousing healing ceremony?
subtle sorrows and trivial tussles of daily life. so go find some sweet silence to hide inside, scorpio. treat yourself to a slow-motion glide through the eternal point of view.
leo (July 23-aug. 22): The History cable tV
channel has a reality tV show called “ice road truckers.” it documents the exploits of drivers who haul heavy loads in their 18-wheelers for long distances across frozen rivers, lakes and swamps in alaska and northwest Canada. They bring supplies to remote outposts where humans work exotic jobs like mining diamonds and drilling for natural gas. if you have any truck-driving skills, leo, you’d be a good candidate to apply for a gig on the show. according to my analysis of the astrological omens, your levels of courage and adventurousness will be at an all-time high in 2011. May i suggest, though, that you try to make your romps in the frontier more purely pleasurable than what the ice road truckers have to endure?
Virgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): Pop chanteuse
Katy Perry is renowned not only for her singing ability but also for her physical appearance. Her preternatural ability to sell her musical products can be attributed in part to her sparkling good looks and charisma. That’s why it was amusing when her husband, the trickster russell brand, twittered a raw photo of her that he took as she lifted her head off the pillow, awakening from a night of sleep. (see it at tinyurl.com/realKaty.) Without her makeup, Katy’s visage was spectacularly ordinary. not ugly, just plain. in accordance with the astrological omens, Virgo, i urge you to do what russell brand did: expose the reality that lies beneath and behind the glamorous illusion, either in yourself or anywhere else you find a need.
liBra (sept. 23-oct. 22): While i was growing up, i was taught to regard my analytical mind as a supreme tool for understanding reality. i’ve never stopped believing that. However, i eventually realized i had to add the following corollaries if i wanted to thrive: 1. My imagination and intuition are as essential to my success as my analytical mind; 2. i need to regularly express my playful, creative urges and that requires me to sometimes
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
In the early 20th century, many women at the beach covered most of their bodies with swimsuits made of wool. If they went in the water, they’d emerge about 20 pounds heavier. Swimming was a challenge. Your current psychic state has resemblances to what you’d feel like if you were wearing drenched woolen underwear and a drenched woolen clown suit and a drenched woolen robe. My advice? Take it off; take it all off. The astrological omens are clear: Whatever your reasons were for being in this getup in the first place are no longer valid. transcend my analytical mind; 3. to maintain my emotional well-being, i have to work with my dreams, which occur in a realm where the analytical mind is not lord and king. Does any of this ring true for you, libra? now is an excellent time to cultivate other modes of intelligence besides your analytical mind.
scorPio (oct. 23-nov. 21): if you’re plan-
ning on spending any time hibernating during the next few months, this would be an excellent time to do it. your reaction time is slowing down, which is a very healthy thing. Meanwhile, your allergy to civilization is acting up, your head is too full of thoughts you don’t need, and your heart craves a break from the
sagittarius (nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Dear rob: all my life i’ve been passionate about the big picture — learning how the universe works, meditating on why things are the way they are and probing the invisible forces working behind the scenes. too often, though, i’m so enamored of these expansive concepts that i neglect to pay enough humble attention to myself. it’s embarrassing. loving the infinite, i scrimp on taking care of the finite. any advice? — larger Than life sagittarian.” Dear larger: you’re in luck! Members of the sagittarian tribe have entered a phase when they can make up for their previous neglect of lifenourishing details. in the coming weeks, i bet you’ll find it as fun and interesting to attend to your own little needs as you normally do to understanding the mysteries of the cosmos. caPricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): all the most credible studies say that the crime rate is steadily decreasing, and yet three out of every four people believe it’s rising. What conclusions can we draw from this curious discrepancy? Here’s one: The majority of the population is predisposed toward pessimism. in my astrological opinion, Capricorn, you can’t afford to be victimized by this mass psychosis. if you are, it will interfere with and probably even stunt the good fortune headed your way. i’m not asking you to be absurdly optimistic. Just try to root out any tendencies you might have to be absurdly gloomy. Pisces
(Feb. 19-March 20): in comedian sarah silverman’s memoir, The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee, she confesses that she was still wetting her bed at age 19. Depression was a constant companion throughout adolescence, and she took a lot of Xanax. yet somehow she grew into such a formidable adult that she was able to corral god himself to write the afterword for her book. How did she manage that? “This is so trite,” she told Publishers Weekly, “but ... sex.” i predict that a comparable reversal of fortune is ahead for you, Pisces. some part of your past will be redeemed, quite possibly with the sexy help of a divine ally.
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Police said two men making their getaway after an armed robbery in Orange County, Fla., tried to distract authorities from pursuing them by reporting a carjacking. The vehicle they described, however, was the same white Honda Accord they were driving. Law enforcement officers spotted it and arrested the suspects, charging them with filing a false report in addition to the armed robbery charge. (Orlando’s WFTV-TV) During a traffic stop in Great Falls, Mont., Jonothan Ray Gonsalez, who had three outstanding warrants for his arrest, told police his name was Timothy Michael Koop Jr. The officer learned that Timothy Michael Koop Jr. was also wanted and arrested Gonsalez. When he told authorities his real name, they added a charge of issuing a false report. (Great Falls Tribune)
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A woman at a rural home in Winona County, Minn., said Nicholas Patrick Hodge, 31, stormed into the home around 2:40 a.m. and demanded property he insisted someone inside owed him. He sat on a toilet in the kitchen and refused to move, according to sheriff’s Investigator Kraig Glover, who said Hodge eventually did leave. Glover added, “I’m not sure why they had a toilet in the kitchen.” (Winona Daily News)
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After Raymond Hartley Jr., 28, was caught using a fake penis-and-bladder device during a court-ordered drug test, he told a judge in Northampton County, Pa., he strapped on the Whizzinator only because probation officers kept making fun of the size of his real penis. Judge Michael Koury Jr. rejected Hartley’s explanation and sentenced him to prison for violating probation. (Allentown’s Morning Call)
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New York City authorities credit a post-Christmas blizzard with saving the life of Vangelis “Angelos” Kapatos, 26, who tried to commit suicide on Jan. 2 by jumping from his ninth-floor apartment window. Police said he landed on top of a mountain of trash bags that had been piling up since nearly 2.5 feet of snow fell on Dec. 26. (New York Post)
Jacqueline Cutright, 70, told police she was in the bathroom of her Akron, Ohio, home around 2 a.m. when a man wearing a clown mask threw open the bathroom door and threatened her with a knife. “I was on the commode,” she said, “so it was kind of a surprise.” The intruder demanded money, took some cash and costume jewelry, then fled in Cutright’s 1991 Ford Escort. He made it to the end of the street before rolling the car twice, according to police responding to Cutright’s 911 call. Officers detained Cory Buckey, 22, who confessed after a knife fell from his pants pocket. (Akron’s WJW-TV)
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New Zealand’s Gambling Commission ruled that a suburban Wellington pub could operate video poker machines in an outdoor area where smoking is allowed. The Department of Internal Affairs had tried to ban the machines, citing a link between smoking and problem gambling. The Gambling Commission said that the ban would have interfered “with the enjoyment of customers carry[ing] out lawful activities” — smoking and gambling. (New Zealand’s TV 3)
Ohio’s Department of Rehabilitation and Correction changed its rules to shorten the last words of condemned prisoners after Michael Beuke, 48, took 17 minutes to make his final statement before he was executed. He spent the time reciting the rosary, apologizing and saying prayers. “The warden may impose reasonable restrictions on the content and length of the statement,” the new rules state. “The warden may also terminate a statement that he or she believes is intentionally offensive to the witness.” Dale Baich, Beuke’s public defender and a witness at the execution, insisted his client “did not filibuster.” Ohio had allowed unlimited statements after a 1999 lawsuit challenged the existing policy, which permitted only a written statement to be read after an inmate’s death. Kentucky and Washington both impose a two-minute limit. Virginia allows statements but begins the execution a few seconds later, even if the inmate hasn’t finished. (Columbus Dispatch)
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Mark Moody, 40, was taking a cigarette break on the window ledge of his second-floor apartment and talking on his cellphone when two New York City police officers stopped and asked if he intended to commit suicide. He explained the ledge was his regular smoking spot and pointed out that he was only 12 feet off the ground and would probably just sprain his ankle if he jumped. The officers insisted he come down anyway. When he refused, they summoned three ambulances and four other patrol cars, broke down Moody’s door and took him to a hospital psychiatric ward for observation. The on-duty psychiatrist interviewed him briefly, concluded he was sane, apologized and released him. Moody, who happens to be a lawyer, filed a $400,000 lawsuit against the city and the officers. (New York Post)
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A friend, maybe more Moving to Montpelier in June. Just looking for a friend, maybe more. Moving2MontpelierINjune, 48, l, #120006
Seeking compatible mate I am looking for someone who is intelligent, compatible, creative & open minded. I love to go on short & long trips. I also enjoy learning new things. Life is short, so let’s make the best of it. vttech, 47, l, #120005 I’m real open your eyes I have been alone in every way for 3 years; I needed that. When I walk into a bar, men automaticaly hate me & women assume I’m a narcissist, not approachable. I have not lived a normal life since I was 17. I am ready. Give me a chance & you will not be disappointed or, at the very least, not bored. 45grave, 42, l, #120001 im beach az bruh I’m sarcastic but funny, compassionate, truthful, hardworking, passionate & a bunch of other things. Just ask. elqwan, 28, l, #119981
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Want my heart to pound I’d like an old-fashioned romance. I’m funny, good looking, honest & blunt. I’m more a homebody than social butterfly; that’s more a lack of someone to do things w/ than a disliking-the-world thing. Enter new friends! I like tall guys, senses of humor, self-confidence without arrogance, independent but like pampering (um, not diapered). A regular great guy. cats_eye_girl, 39, u, l, #106367 FROM HER ONLINE PROFILE: People always tell me I’m... intimidating and well dressed. & caring & expect the same from a partner. I’m very in shape, attractive & outgoing. I look forward to hearing from you! Tuanib, 31, l, #119953 talented, skillful, sensitive, caring I live to play. Whitewater kayaking, mountain biking, fishing, skiing, snowboarding, camping w/ my kids: all things that I need to feel right. Looking for someone kind, sensitive, & loving to share candlelit dinners, feelings & intimacy. firewater, 37, l, #119922 Good Times, Funny, Cook Recent grad from Champlain College. GM of a downtown Burlington bistro. I am a bigger guy & proud of it. Looking to get back in the dating game after a 7-year relationship. Love going out for drinks & socializing. Find out more: Let’s do drinks or coffee. LovestoCook38, 23, l, #119947 Metaphorical wonder lookin’ for some thunder. I am a mobile wit machine, who can be dry at times but also quite literal. I’m looking for someone who is unique, has a great sense of humor & is passionate about many things. A love for music, film, books & a constant probing of the world in general is a must. Looking for a real connection w/ someone! floatingfool, 23, l, #119924
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For Gawd’s Sakes! This state is beginning to feel like Alabama, Utah or S. Carolina. Ain’t that pathetic. Where in the world are the
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OhGodHereItGoes I’m hoping to meet someone who is free spirited & can enjoy the simple things in life. I myself am very simple & love just being w/ the people who make me happy; it is in no way all about the glitz & glam w/ me. BlueWaves, 24, l, #119988
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Gregarious Geek Seeks Friendly Fellow I am a well-traveled, interesting, good-humored woman who looks for the positives in life. I seek entertaining experiences & new friends. Show me Vermont’s best local hangouts. grandadventure, 50, l, #119997
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Insert fantasic headline here :) This is fun :) What do we have to lose, no? I am in a phase of radical self-acceptance & enjoying life’s gifts. Nonprofit girl by day & poet by night. I’m looking to meet new people (hope that didn’t sound too cheesy, but it is true!) for whatever develops organically. Nothing forced, no expectations. No U-Hauls, LOL. bluefire5151, 33, l, #119788
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PASSIONATE WOMAN IS SEARCHING FOR OK, it’s hard to say what I want when all people are different & have experienced different things in their lives! I enjoy people for who they are & how we connect. I do know, however, that I would like to meet someone who loves children & animals. Someone who is easygoin’, simple, has a sense of humor, is honest, healthy & all around enjoys life. REANE69, 36, l, #116728
meet new people, after that? I’m looking for that special girl; I know you’re out there. Must like same things, be honest, real, faithful. Llooking for that special girl who is ready to fall in love & enjoy life on life’s terms. tata, 39, #119891
Outdoorsy Guy Seeking Adventure Partner I’m new to the area & looking for someone I can share my adventures with; be it exploring new countries, climbing a mountain, or just getting lost in a movie. I am very open, honest
Loverboy, Loverboy... Hi, I’m me, it’s True! Just a kid in town you may know, or wish to. You may find me in a certain coffee shop, wearing some colorful scarves, maybe glitter. I hope to intimidate none & invite anyone w/ a little strength in their heart to know me better. Love dates! Be who you Are, Love what you Do! i_maginary, 22, l, #119604
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Caring, charismatic, looking for challenge Passionate, cuddly, happy-go-lucky, brunette/hazel. I love nature & the arts. I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to go after what they want, someone I can share my unique piece of the world with. Someone who’s funny, smart & not afraid to be competitive. Someone who can be rough or gentle, whichever the situation calls for. fallfirework, 20, u, l, #120003
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possibility of something more. I tend to look at life from a slightly off angle & my sense of humor shows it. I’m looking for someone who loves music & dancing. I’m looking for someone who could enjoy meshing our interests & exploring new ones. phoenixgrrl42, 31, l, #119958
Well let’s see what happens Mostly I’m freshly single. A big part of me is looking toward casual dating & part of me wouldn’t mind a fling, but I’m not desperate for a hookup. I also like new friends & excuses to make pancakes & coffee on a chilly Sunday morning after a day of hiking & a night of who knows what. gravelpaths, 29, l, #110450
guys who love living life? Creative guys w/ some edge, beyond the mainstream. Where’s the Vermont spirit? Have we all been drinking the same Kool-Aid they are drinking in Alabama, Utah & S. Carolina? I’ve got some ideas ... LOL. Harryhaller, 58, l, #110373
want to learn something new Looking to learn & share my experiences w/ someone who isn’t afraid to explore & enjoy what life has to offer. okwhatsnext, 47, #119867
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Bunny I like sex nothing wrong with that, I am currently in an open relationship. My goal here is to make a few friends to have some steamy sexual conversations with. I want to be strictly online with e-mail only. Don’t be afraid I am they bunny let me be your prey. Bunnyofsnow, 19, l, #119307
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Shy & Discreet I am a shy individual who is looking into finding a lady to send naughty emails & possibly an encounter in the future. Politat2, 25, l, #119886 bored & alone SW minx, for a fun new partner. I live a while away though. I get very bored just “making love” Want to know more? Send me an e-mail. nyminx, 23, l, #119871
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Looking for a playmate! I am a young fun& looking for a fun lady friend, I am BI curious, and want to find a nice outgoing girl who isn’t shy to get down and dirty with a girl! I am clean and STD free and work in a professional environment and just want to have some fun in the bedroom. Lindzs3240, 25, l, #119862
No BS, just real Just let me show you. mybe, 61, #118996 Let’s get curious together Looking for a woman or couple (if the fit is right) to play in a way I’ve never tried before but always wanted to. Have a family & a career, so discretion a must. Looking for a new, fun adventure. Send me a message & we’ll see where it leads. tanqueraygirl, 43, #119021 Always bi, never tried I’m a 41 & have a wonderful man in my life who wants me to experience my “bi side.” He knows it’s a part of me I have kept hidden & wants me to experience it. We have a solid relationship; he’s willing to not be involved or be involved, whichever we decide. I’m FF & curvy. gardengirl, 41, l, #118313
hungry In a committed relationship with a much less hungry man. He knows I am looking around but, out of respect, discretion is a must. I am looking for a man who wants discreet encounters to leave us breathless and wet. Laughter, playfulness, mutual respect a must. Into light bondage, oral play, etc.; mostly I want to get laid. penobscot, 41, u, #119855
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Sweet ‘n Sassy I’m a sweet petite, sensual lady, with soft skin and gentle curves longing1:15:57 to 1x1c-mediaimpact030310.indd 1 3/1/10 PM be appreciated.... aren’t we all in need of some special attention? You must be fit, healthy, respectful, with a sharp wit and sense of humor. Not into domination or heavy kink, but rich ‘n sweet vanilla is ohhh sooo good!!! Seeking sexy cougar??? SweetThing, 38, #119790 In Need, Can You Help Looking for like-minded women or couples who want to have great sex. I’m not shy & love to enjoy a woman. No need for drinks. We meet, we XXXX, we leave. I am married. Can play alone but really want him involved. I love to watch him w/ another & he loves to watch! Looking for a dominant, too. Hubby must watch. 3isbetter, 38, l, #104249
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The Performer Hello, my name is Jimmy. Interested in a girl who will take chances & does not mind getting dirty. Wanna meet up & cum over. If you fancy an orgasm, “I knock them out for free.” Let me know. Funny girls, sweet, candy, sarcasm. HighLife85, 25, l, #119969 A firm hand Typical white-collar professional by day, dominant kinky M by night. I work out & I expect my partners to be in shape, as well. I’m attractive enough that girls come up to talk to me, but looks are only part of the picture. If you need a firm hand, then maybe I can teach you a thing or two. sursno1, 30, #119966 Church St. Romp Shop! I live in Burlington 4 months a year. I went to college in S. Carolina, and live between there, Arizona & Burlington. I am a person who loves going out & meeting new people. I am looking for someone who seeks new experiences. HurricaneSeason, 21, l, #119956 old man in a young body Looking for a good time; nothing out of control. JLR59, 51, l, #119945 Looking for Mr. Goodknots? Me: knot geek. You: fit to be tied. I’m looking for a play partner who likes rope! Other toys rock, too, but rope is a must. A decorative, artistic tie takes time, but prolonging the anticipation of what’s coming next is SO delicious, don’t you think? goodknots, 52, #119769 older, hungry, lonely I’m just looking for sensuality. Discreetness is a must. Short turn might turn into longer relationship. adayatthezoo, 68, u, #119925 Always Hard Always Horny 55, MM & sexless; not my choice. Looking for a playmate who knows what to do w/ her mouth. Must enjoy being licked from head to toe w/ lengthy stops in between. Should also be uninhibited; anywhere, any time. An “all holes open” kinda girl. BBW welcome to apply. Me? 7” cut, thick & thirsty for your juices. 4hourErection, 54, l, #119919 married to dull sex partner I am looking for a nice-looking girl w/ nice personality. Must be discreet & D/D free. I like young & older women. gemini49, 49, #119916
Adventurous,Discreet. Sensual Playmate Experienced male looking for female playmate for exploration and mutual pleasure. Erotic fantasies explored, Sensual adventures indulged to the max.There is no such thing as too kinky if two people enjoy it. Always discreet. anytimeuwant, 57, l, #119869 willing able skilled charming handsome I’m skilled willing and able I’m open to a m/w couple or any woman I’ve oft been described as a capable handsome man but irony is I have no set type, it verys from person to person. So if you’re willing maybe we might get in touch. damnright, 28, #119857
Just looking for some like-minded women who want to have some NSA fun times, maybe see a show, or even just hang out & talk about “stuff.” 6’4, 210, brown/blue, into Goth/alt/industrial, playing pool, having sex & cooking good food. If this sounds like you, take a chance! KMFDMer, 37, l, #119995 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: What is your hottest feature and why? My eyes: I get complimented on them all of the time. young able willing charming capable I’m looking for a woman or couple who is discrete and willing to start with phone or text and then let’s see where it goes I’ve often been called a handsome man but have no set type. I’m open to women of all ages and makes so msg me and I’ll be worth your while. memphishigs, 27, l, #119856 Wanna have me first? I have sexual fantasies all the time about me pleasuring a guy and vice versa. I am willing to pretty much do it all the first time. Lets get together head back to your place and get it on. I will dive right in and ya know..... and then let you take me from behind or anyway you see fit. firsttime69420, 26, #119839 Cutie With A Booty! Hey Just looking around.. Message me if you would like to know more. Maybe we can chill or get nasty? QuinniePeaches, 21, #119830
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Real Experienced Swingers No Games We are a younger couple & we have been swinging for 7 years. This does not make us “rock star” swingers. Looking for: F, attached, married or not, Bi or wanting to try; couples w/ BiF or both Bi. Must keep body in good order, clean, groomed, smell nice, trimmed or shaved. Manners, respect & honesty are required. sexyvtcpl, 33, l, #119971
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Want natural woman Outdoorsy grad student from UVM, laid back, enjoying VT and trying to stay active and have some fun. Looking for a gal to keep up with me and have some fun, preference to natural women (grass on the field that rarely if ever gets mowed). natfun, 26, l, #119828
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adventure seeker out for older Good-looking, average/athletic build, college senior looking for someone (preferably older) to explore with. Nice, quiet person but open to all kinds of experiences. Contact me for a carefree romp. jrd890, 22, #116670
Hot Rocket Married but we play with others, no need for discretion. Looking for oneon-one encounters that lead to you collapsing in a pile of orgasmic bliss and exhaustion. I can bring it, can you last? HotRocket, 35, l, #119789
Innocent New to all of this! Just want to explore w/ my roomie & another woman. innocentgirl, 34, l, #119961 Big gaping holes 18/19 y.o. couple. Fierce & sassy ginger and a hot & horny homo looking for a third (or fourth) playmate to spice up the bedroom w/ whips & chains. Sibling groups are also VERY welcome. Not afraid to get down & dirty in the mud ... or snow. kittycats_sm, 20, l, #119952 Shyly Ferocious Naughty Librarian Handsome BF (40, fit, sensual) & I seek a slender, attractive woman. I am bi, skinny, romantic. He has my heart & I have his; this is just for fun. Chittykitty, 30, l, #119934 Watch and Play Looking for a woman to play and help me out with my husband. Must be non-smoker, dd free. mader1609, 29, l, #119826 Just for fun Married, but not to each other... we’re looking tof add a woman for discreet daytime encounters. If you want to come play with us email. 2njoy3, 45, #119469
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Friday Night outside KKD We were walking alongside each other & all of a sudden we were holding hands, walking down the sidewalk. We parted after heading down St. Paul for a bit. I’m intrigued. Dinner & drinks perhaps? When: Friday, January 14, 2011. Where: Outside KKD. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908468 you.me.us.always. I would love to bring you coffee & chocolate kisses every day. Do you work 9 to 5? When: Saturday, January 15, 2011. Where: in my every thought. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #908467 Full of Heart & Brain We met on a field trip full of organs. You: tall, plaid shirt, intense eyes, dirty blond hair & “old-looking” brown jacket. Me: short, plaid jacket, curly brown hair & white hat. I was wondering if you would be into a cup of coffee & teacher talk. When: Tuesday, January 11, 2011. Where: UVM lab. You: Man. Me: Woman. #908466 Ricmond Farmer on Match.com I hate that site, but would almost hang out there to get to know you & your maple syrup. I bet it’s great in coffee! When: Friday, January 14, 2011. Where: Match. You: Man. Me: Woman. #908465
You’re my everything. I love you w/ all my heart. When: Sunday, December 12, 2010. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #908460 We’re Meant to Be When I met you in Four C’s, I didn’t think anything would turn out between us. But after I moved back to Burlington, we started hanging out & now we are happier than ever. I love you always & forever. When: Sunday, July 4, 2010. Where: Four C’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #908459
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One leg up I knew after our awkward hug at the Planet that it wouldn’t be our last. Remember how I was texting you to see if you wanted to do breakfast the next day & you called me before I could send it? We have continued this journey & have grown into something people can only dream about. When: Monday, January 10, 2011. Where: Hildred Drive. You: Man. Me: Woman. #908455 Smile...is like no other I saw you today. You came to my work bringing me coffee & a chocolate kiss. I blushed. Every day I am grateful we found each other. You are my one, my everything. You, me, us, forever, always. When: Monday, January 10, 2011. Where: my work. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #908454 Greer’s on north ave. To the very elegant blond-haired girl, 1/9: I tried to pick the right moment to strike up a conversation. When your dryer door almost hit me, I took that chance & came out w/ something stupid. Anyway, I hope to see you again. This time I’ll be sure to say hi. When: Sunday, January 9, 2011. Where: Greer’s North Ave. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908453 Oh, those darn phone headsets! We used to work together, when the economy was better. We lost touch, but saw each other again a few months ago at a community event. You lamented you no longer had a shoulder bag you’d intended to save for me & said you’d given it to Salvation Army after we’d left our job. I would love to reconnect! When: Saturday, May 22, 2010. Where: Sheraton in S. Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #908452
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mistress maeve Dear Mistress Maeve,
I’m very fortunate to have a lovely and loving boyfriend with whom I have fantastic sex and honest, sincere communication. However, we have one recurring issue that I find hugely embarrassing: queefs. We’re a snug fit together, and he usually doesn’t pull out all the way during lovemaking, so I can’t figure out how all this air is getting pushed inside me. It seems to happen no matter the position, but is much more evident if I’m on top. He’s not at all bothered by my sonic sexual symphony, and I try to laugh it off — but I would much prefer to do without the acoustics. My real concern, however, is for air embolisms — particularly if and when we decide to have children; I know they can be fatal for pregnant women and fetuses. Short of abstinence, how can we lessen the danger?
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Queefs, or vaginal farts, occur when air is sucked into the vagina and then released, creating your own vagina beatbox (pbbfft, pfft, pbbbt). Queefs mostly happen during sex or while you’re performing a downward-facing dog during yoga class — embarrassing! Generally, queefs are nothing more than occasional events best laughed off and forgotten. However, if you’re performing a “sonic sexual symphony” every time you’re intimate, it can be difficult to relax and focus on orgasm — especially if you’re stressing over dropping dead from a vaginal embolism. While such events are extremely rare, Columbia University Health Services confirms that if a very large amount of air were blown or forced into the vagina, it could cause health complications for both women and fetuses — some extraordinary cases result in death. However, I can’t stress enough that this is very rare. As long as your partner isn’t blowing up your vagina with a bicycle pump, you should be fine. Usually women experience queefing in particular positions (doggie style seems to create the most air bubbles). But, if you’re pushing out air in every position, lack of lubrication or the curvature of your boyfriend’s penis may be to blame. Try some water-based lube and experiment with positions where your legs are closer together — that may close the gap, so to speak. If all else fails, turn up the music, moan louder and embrace your body’s idiosyncrasies.
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WITH A ZING Beneficial Citrus
Citrus fruits—oranges, grapefruits, lemons, limes and clementines, to name a few, are winter’s wild and zesty necessities. These juicy gems arrive from sunny, tropical regions, bringing healthy doses of vitamin C, potassium, niacin, b6, phosphorous and magnesium into our diets. A welcomed taste during the midwinter blahs, they inject a light, warm essence to sauces, salads and main dishes. It doesn’t take much – a li�le lemon zest with its fleshy, fragrant oils, can upli� the air and enhance flavor in sauces and marinades. Add a blood orange to seltzer for a fresh spritzer. Divvy up a tangelo and toss it with some walnuts over a salad. Make fresh squeezed juice with a hearty breakfast. Citrus fruits will inspire your mood and awaken your tastebuds from hibernation! Not to mention, they'll satisfy your sweet tooth in a variety of creamy, whipped and fruity desserts.
Olives with Citrus and Thyme Oil 1 Orange 1 Lemon 4 Garlic Cloves 1/2 cup Spanish Olive Oil 2 sprigs Thyme 1/2 lb Olives 1 tsp Salt, if needed
Combine the garlic, the thyme and the olive oil in a small pot and place it over low heat. Heat until the oil begins to lightly fry the aromatics and then shut off the heat. Set the mixture aside and let it cool to room temperature. When it is cool, add the zest of the orange, the zest of the lemon, and the juice of the orange. Add the olives and mix well. Cover with olive oil and let marinate. Serve in the marinade with good bread for dipping.
recipe by: Nina Lesser - Goldsmith : Food Education Coordinator For more of Nina’s recipes and our Learning Center classes : visit www.healthylivingmarket.com
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