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THE LAST WEEK IN REVIEW

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FEBRUARY 23-MARCH 2 COMPILED BY CATHY RESMER & TYLER MACHADO

TALKING THE TALK

Shumlin speaks at a Montpelier rally in support of Wisconsin’s unionized state workers. Not that he’s against cutting our public workforce.

Avoiding the S-Word A

n 18-year-old first-year student at St. Michael’s College took his own life two weeks ago, on February 16, but the official communication from SMC President John Neuhauser omitted any mention of “the S-word.” In an email to the SMC community, Neuhauser wrote that Jordan Porco of Andover, Conn., “died unexpectedly” in his dorm room. SMC student newspaper the Defender immediately began questioning the school and the Colchester police about Porco’s death, and published stories in the days afterward confirming that he had, in fact, committed suicide. His death follows on the heels of four recent student suicides — two Vermont high schoolers killed themselves in January, two UVM students ended their lives last fall. Last November, Seven Days staff writer Ken Picard wrote a story on UVM’s reluctance to discuss student suicide. He took note of the SMC incident in a February

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28 post on Blurt, the Seven Days staff blog. “Once again,” writes Picard, “another respected institution of higher learning in Vermont sidestepped an opportunity to speak frankly, publicly and without euphemism about a major public-health crisis plaguing this country: teen suicide.” Picard spoke with Buff Lindau, SMC director of marketing and communications, about the tragedy. “There’s been a huge array of counseling nonstop, night and day, in the residence halls as well as in the classrooms,” Lindau told Seven Days. “Our policy has been to respond to queries that, yes, a student took his own life, and here’s his age and address. What else are we supposed to tell you?” Picard’s blog post has generated a debate on the blog over how and when to talk about suicide. Find it, and add your voice, at sevendaysvt.com.

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2/24: Sen. Bill Doyle’s decades-old tradition of surveying Vermonters on Town Meeting Day continues.

2/25: In a win for environmentalists, retail giant Costco agrees to stop selling 12 threatened species of fish.

3/1: Food writer Alice Levitt reviews the fried fare at Ray’s Seafood Market in Essex Junction.

3/1: Seven Days hosts a live blog on Town Meeting Day with Channel 17 and local political junkies.

That’s how many inches of snow fell at Burlington International Airport in February, according to the National Weather Service. That’s a new record for the month.

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1. “In and Out: Sex Survey Results” by Megan James and Seven Days readers. The results of the 2011 Seven Days Sex Survey are revealed. The online version of this story is NSFW (not safe for work). 2. “The Hair Down There” by Lauren Ober. What trendy pube grooming techniques have — or haven’t — caught on in Vermont?

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With oil at more than $100 a barrel, Rep. Peter Welch asked President Obama to tap the Strategic Petroleum Reserve last week. Beats invading Libya.

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VTrans is testdriving a 26-foot “tow plow” that clears two lanes at once. Guess “share the road” doesn’t apply to snowplows. FACING FACTS COMPILED BY ANDY BROMAGE AND KEN BURNS

3. “Did Orleans Cops Break the Law in an Armed Drug Raid? A Federal Lawsuit Aims to Find Out” by Andy Bromage. A Barton man sues the cops who wrongly broke down his door with guns drawn. 4. “Live Nude Food” by Alice Levitt. How’s the food at Montréal’s Club Super Sexe? Alice Levitt is pleasantly surprised by her meal at the combination strip club/lunch buffet. 5. “Fair Game: Gone Fishin’” by Shay Totten. State Auditor Tom Salmon announces he’s not running for reelection in 2012.

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BRING ON THE METERS

Thank you to Andy Bromage for his excellent article raising questions and concerns that need to be addressed before moving women inmates from Northwest Correctional Facility to the Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility in South Burlington [“Will VT’s Female Inmates Be Better Off in South Burlington?” February 23]. Although he is correct in stating that the Vermont Commission on Women has received correspondence from inmates on this issue, we never share any information from inmates without their explicit consent. I did not name any correspondent in my discussions with Andy. He did, however, correctly state that the Commission on Women has not yet taken a position on the issue. We met with members of the administration at our February 9 commission meeting and will be meeting with some community providers at our next meeting March 9 before we take a position. Wendy Love

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TIM NEWCOMB

[Re: “Burlington Cabbies Up in Arms About Proposed Meters,” February 2]: It’s about time. There are some great people driving cabs in Burlington, but for the companies to charge $15 to go halfway across this little dorf, less than a 5-minute ride, is ridiculous. I hope the city also addresses cab companies charging per stop: If you and a friend start out together, and one is to get out en route, with no deviation necessary, it’s an extra charge; but if you take a cab somewhere and the company tells the driver to go out of the way to pick someone up, it does not matter if, say, you are in a hurry to get to the airport: The cabbie goes out of the way, and you do not get a discount. Bring on the meters. John Alexander BURLINGTON

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I read with dismay the recent article “The ‘Porch’ Expands,” [February 9].


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This is so funny [“Fair Game,” February 16]. Business people who create jobs and generate revenue are crucified for the money they earn, but it’s OK to increase the pay of persons who are stifling growth and subsequently tax revenue. This is way too funny.

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Shay Totten’s January 26 discussion of public-records requests [“Fair Game”] may have overlooked an important point about the statistics contained in Jeb Spaulding’s report. Agencies’ selfreporting of the quantity of information withheld from requesters omit notable instances in 2010 when the state refused to produce records. These include: • the Department of Public Safety’s refusal to provide a copy of Tom Salmon’s DUI stop. (Spaulding’s report marks this request as having withheld no information.) • the attorney general’s refusal to produce for the ACLU eight pages showing that it tracks cellphones without warrants. (Spaulding’s report marks the request as resulting in a single page withheld.) • the attorney general’s refusal to produce records relating to the police training academy childporn investigation, when it separately denied both the Rutland Herald and ACLU’s requests for the records, and • the Department of Human Resources’ refusal to produce records for the VSEA unless it agreed to pay an exorbitant fee for HR to “search” for the documents. This request is marked on the report as having resulted in no pages withheld. While we are pleased that the administration and the legislature are taking government accountability seriously, the Spaulding report paints an inaccurate picture of open government in Vermont and should not form the basis of policy decisions.

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At a time when food shelves are hurting and people are going hungry, an article on a $175-per-person meal that requires the use of a tracked vehicle that probably gets abysmal mileage is in very poor taste indeed [“Cat Tracks,” February 9]. I hope Lauren Ober realizes that her extravagance only points out how shallow some people can be. It was telling as well to read just how many of the “guests” were from outside of Vermont and to see that private jets, even as timeshares, are alive and well, flying above the reality that tens of thousands of Vermonters face daily.

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You’ve got to be quick with a bow to play Dvořák’s Violin Concerto, which slips from allegro to adagio to allegro giocoso. But Bulgarian-born violinist Bella Hristova, winner of the 2007 Michael Hill International Violin Competition, is more than just fast on her fingers. According to the Strad, “Every sound she draws from her 1655 Amati is superb.” The twentysomething joins the Vermont Symphony Orchestra in Bellows Falls, Burlington and Rutland.

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Interwoven with cello, violin and mandolin melodies, Darlingside’s music finds “a happy place between indie rock and folk,” notes Origivation Magazine. Pop sensibilities, sans the attitude, further widen the appeal of this Northampton, Mass., quintet. Catchy choruses, such as the one in “Blow the House Down,” might do just that at Winooski’s Monkey House this Friday.

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“Letters between the city and CitiCapital involve ongoing contract negotiations and settlement discussions. Therefore, in order to protect the city’s interests, we need to keep them confidential.” Given the likelihood that any deal with an outside party will take 60 to 90 days, the city is asking the PSB to give it until June 30 to provide a detailed restructuring plan but will file a status report on April 30. Despite the lack of major progress, Ellis told the PSB that BT has begun to rightsize its operations and improve its cash flow: It cut six jobs last month, including two salespeople and its marketing manager. BT is clearing about $40,000 a month. But the beleaguered utility is struggling to hold on to its customer base. Since July 1, 2010, subscriber numbers have dropped from more than 4500 to just under 4100, according to information BT provided to “Fair Game.” Of the subscribers, 869 are “triple play” customers; 1060 are “double play”; and 2164 order à la carte — that is, they are businesses and individuals who buy more than one service but do not bundle them.

“If citizens are going to avail themselves of a taxpayer-funded benefit, I think it’s reasonable to ensure that the benefit is being used wisely, and in a manner that does not add future benefit costs,” said Olsen, who noted that a majority of foodstamp recipients also avail themselves of publicly funded health care. I hope this group of busybodies will next ban chips, cookies, ice cream and soda from the Statehouse cafeteria. After all, lawmakers get up to $61 a day for meal allowances. Surely we should have some say in what they buy, right?

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A Vermont House resolution introduced last Friday seeks to give the state authority over which foods people who receive federal food stamps — known in Vermont as 3SquaresVT — can buy. What feel-good, librul do-gooder sponsored this piece of nanny-state legislation? That would be Republican Rep. OLIVER OLSEN, Olsen picked up multipartisan support — from Republicans, Democrats and Progressives (and even an independent) — for the legislation. The resolution was crafted in response to another legislative proposal to tax soda. The idea was simple: Tax unhealthy foods, particularly soft drinks, at a different level from healthy ones, because these foods often lead to health problems that drive up the cost of public health programs. Federal food-stamp guidelines allow recipients to use their benefits to buy soft drinks, candy, cookies, crackers, bakery cakes and ice cream, among other high-sugar- and high-fat-content products. Olsen thinks the state should be able to restrict the list of eligible foods beyond the federal guidelines to encourage better eating habits.

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State Sen. ANTHONY POLLINA (D/P/WWashington) and Rep. CHRIS PEARSON (P-Burlington) are talking up the idea of implementing income-tax surcharges on Vermonters in the state’s two uppermost brackets as a way to close its roughly $150 million budget gap without cutting services. Many of those wealthy folks will see lower taxes — totaling about $180 million in federal taxes statewide — thanks to the extension of the tax cuts first put in place by President GEORGE W. BUSH and recently extended by President BARACK OBAMA. The Vermont surcharge would raise about $17 million by increasing the top quintile’s tax rate by 1.5 percent and that of the quintile below it by 1 percent, said Pearson. The effective tax rate, after deductions, would only increase by eighttenths of a percent for the top bracket and two-tenths of a percent for the next highest bracket, added Pollina. “Public employees get pay cuts, and


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His research is far from scientific, but since 1970, Sen. Bill Doyle (R-Washington) has sought the opinion of Vermonters through his Town Meeting Day survey. This year, Doyle is asking Vermonters whether they support a four-year term for governor (an oft-asked question dating back to the first survey); whether Vermont Yankee should be relicensed beyond 2012 (a repeat from last year); whether the state bottle bill should be expanded; and whether Vermonters have confidence in Gov. PeTer shumlin. This year, a few other people posed questions and asked Doyle to include them on the survey. For example, Lt. Gov. Phil scoTT is interested in whether people still support the law requiring motorcycle helmets, while the Montpelier police chief wants to know if the public supports the use of Tasers by law enforcement. “I think this is the most new questions I’ve ever had on a survey,” said Doyle.

whether he’ll challenge U.S. Sen. Bernie (I-VT) in 2012 or drop out of politics to seek a degree in mediation and conflict resolution. Salmon announced two weeks ago that he would not seek a fourth term, saying he wanted to give potential candidates for the job plenty of time to plan. Salmon has reserved the Cedar Creek Room at the Statehouse for a press conference, but told “Fair Game” he may simply issue a press release. If Salmon declines to take on Sanders, there’s another “Thomas” waiting in the wings to take on Bernie: Barre Mayor Thom lAuzon.

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Pearson sees “BT’s shadow hanging over everything. It’s eclipsed a lot of the good things we’ve done.” To Brennan, the problems pummeling Burlington Telecom have produced “a black eye for Bob.” And while Brennan argues that Democrats and Republicans on the city council also deserve some of the blame, he concedes that “the black eye has extended to the [Progressive] party itself.” Progressives seem to view Kiss, 63, as Bob Kiss the political equivalent of an embarrassing uncle. They refer to him in fond personal terms and voice respect for his values, but they clearly would rather not be associated with someone who has brought disgrace to property taxes for the past seven years. It’s an achievement that draws grudging the family. Even a few political foes admit they acknowledgment from city council president admire Kiss’ personal qualities. “Bob Bill Keogh, a Democrat. “Yes,” Keogh says, “I is a nice man who I do like personally,” suppose he has kept taxes down.” Kiss notes, too, that the city’s generalsays Republican Councilor Kurt Wright, who narrowly lost the 2009 mayoral race fund reserve, which contained $75,000 under an instant-runoff voting system that when he took office, now holds more his supporters subsequently succeeded in than $5 million. And he emphasizes that Burlington has repealing. remained one of But Wright the nation’s most echoes many economically Progs in his dynamic cities negative review throughout a of Kiss’ political financial crisis chops. “I don’t that has killed off view him as what the livelihoods a mayor should of millions of be — as someone P r o gr ess i ve s tat e Rep. Ch r is Americans. who’s truly a Pea rs on In Bouricius’ leader of the city,” judgment, Kiss is Wright says. “He’s “a well-meaning, competent pretty much just a supporting person who has done a pretty actor” in the effort to salvage good job of administering BT, Wright adds, suggesting, the city.” But, Bouricius adds, “In some ways the worst “He’s not a good politician. thing he’s done is not to own He has no interest in trying to spin things up to the mistakes he’s made.” In an hourlong interview last week in or to create charisma.” Kiss “would be his corner office in city hall, Kiss sought to more suited to the role of city manager defend his overall record, saying in regard than mayor,” says his ally of more than to Burlington Telecom, “Things don’t three decades. Less empathetic observers have trouble always move forward in a straight line. I can’t apologize for that. I certainly won’t viewing Kiss as a cautious custodian of the city’s treasury — even apart from the apologize for it.” Occasionally consulting handwritten BT disaster. Democratic Councilor Joan notes on a yellow legal pad, Kiss reached Shannon, for example, cites the irony of back to his first term when asked to list Kiss’ having bolstered the city’s reserves some successes. He recalled that he had mainly in order to secure a favorable credit managed to win city council approval, on a rating. The Moody’s monitoring agency has partisan 8-6 vote, for the sale of 179 acres of actually downgraded Burlington’s bonds city land to the Intervale Foundation, which from a high rating to a medium investment will reserve it solely for agricultural uses. grade because of BT, Shannon points out. The mayor also highlighted the enactment She also describes the $50 million shortfall in the city employees’ retirement fund as of a stormwater ordinance in 2008. His self-defense is centered, however, “an even bigger problem than BT.” In addition to criticisms of his on his fiscal stewardship. Kiss says his prudent management of the city’s finances competence, the mayor is seen by some as and the municipal workforce has spared a “disengaged” figure (Wright’s word) who residents from an increase in general-fund wears political blinders. “Ronald Reagan

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t’s been 30 years since Bernie Sanders upended the two-party system in Vermont’s largest city. Five years ago, Bob Kiss inherited the leadership of the Progressive insurgency Sanders inspired. Now, America’s most successful third party may be collapsing under the weight of a mayoralty that even many Progressives view as a failure. The Burlington Telecom debacle — in which $17 million was improperly siphoned from the city’s cash pool to the utility — has demoralized younger as well as veteran members of the movement. The BT controversy, along with the city’s new Kiss-approved partnership with defense manufacturer Lockheed Martin, has filled them with fear for their party’s future. Meanwhile, voter ire over the Kiss administration’s mismanagement of BT and its related mishandling of city funds has pushed the Progs back to their smallest city council minority since the early ’80s. “The brand is tarnished,” says state Rep. Chris Pearson of Burlington, the leader of the Progressives’ five-member Vermont House contingent. “We had built up trust with a sense of competency that people are now questioning.” Even in the Progs’ Old North End heartland, the “brand” has come to be seen as potentially poisonous. Vince Brennan, one of the party’s two remaining city councilors, omitted the “Progressive” tag from the familiar maroon-and-white campaign signs his reelection workers stabbed into North Street snowbanks last month. Some Progs do offer assurance that the party will rise again. Terry Bouricius, elected to the city council at the time of Sanders’ historic victory in 1981, points out that Burlington Democrats were also once reduced to a two-member council rump, “but they came back.” Contending that its principles remain relevant to the city, state and country, Bouricius predicts the Progressive Party “will be around for many decades to come.” Party stalwarts talk up what they regard as positive aspects of Kiss’ record. But their silence is also eloquent. Not one of nearly a dozen Progressives interviewed by Seven Days calls for Kiss to seek a third term next year. Most say he is highly unlikely to be the party’s nominee, even though Kiss himself refuses to rule out a run for reelection. Whatever good he may have done in the past five years has been negated in the public mind by the political damage Kiss has inflicted on himself and on his party, many Progressives say. “BT has sucked all the oxygen out of the room,” laments Emma Mulvaney-Stanak, the other remaining Prog councilor.

may have been ‘the great communicator,’ but Bob Kiss is ‘the great alienator,’” Shannon says. “He lost a lot of his base because of BT, and now he’s managed to alienate the peace movement.” Shannon is referring to the letter of agreement the mayor signed late last year with Lockheed Martin, the nation’s leading weapons merchant, to help develop climate-change initiatives in Burlington. That move has left a sour taste with Jonathan Leavitt, a 32-year-old Progressive and community organizer who came within 10 votes of winning a city council seat last year. “There’s a real level of disappointment and indignation from the grassroots” over Kiss’ deal with Lockheed, Leavitt says. One longtime observer of Burlington politics likens the mayor’s leadership style to that of “a Native American elder” who listens stonily to lower-ranking members of the tribe and then hands down his decision. Keogh sees this distancing not as a mark of dignity but as a symptom of isolation. “Who are his advisers?” the council chief wonders. [Mayoral aide] Joe Reinert? [Chief Administrative Officer] Jonathan Leopold? I don’t even know. There’s no way of telling.” Proto-Progs who advised Sanders during his first tumultuous years in city hall complain that Kiss seldom consults with them. And when he does, these old Sanderistas sigh, their recommendations go unheeded. Others view Kiss as an essentially passive personality, noting that he seldom speaks out on issues, nor does he offer innovative ideas in the manner of his magnetic predecessors. “There’s nobody more opposite to Bernie Sanders,” Bouricius comments. Kiss’ own explanation for his sphinxlike affect calls to mind Popeye the Sailor’s refrain: “I yam what I yam.” Flamboyance and fist pounding, Kiss says, “is not what I look for in a mayor.” It’s more important to be Bob kiss

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[Re: “Poli Psy,” January 19]: If, until, and when Judith Levine has read: • Civilization or Barbarism by Cheikh Anta Diop • Angela Davis: An Autobiography • Black Athena by Martin Bernal • Black Man With A Gun by Rev. Kenneth V.F. Blanchard • Before the Mayflower: A History of Black America by Lerone Bennett Jr. …why does she think she can say anything about black people? Miss Levine might think, because there are more whites than blacks in Vermont, that she will not offend, or be challenged by, a black, midwestern Yankee like myself. Having gone to high school in Vermont and New Hampshire, I am a self-taught Afrocentrist. Was she raised by a woman or man of African descent? The words “Black Panther Party” have nothing to do with an essay about white-on-white violence. lisette Elise Paris Waitsfield

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Thank you for Judith Levine’s column about Vermonters’ attitudes toward farmers vs. public servants [Poli-Psy, February 2]. I’m a certified English teacher who has been working as a one-on-one intensive-need paraeducator for the past five years, and I love working with the kids who need the most support. I’m happy when I’m in the classroom. Unfortunately, this happiness costs me. I don’t make a livable wage — it’s less than $19,000 a year — and I can’t afford health insurance for my husband. I love my job, but I hate the way the public talks about it. I’m fed up with people complaining that the pittance I make, as well as the wages of my fellow educators, is a burden on them, especially when those same people are willing to drop a few thousand a year on iPhones and cable TV. You know what would be a burden? No public schools, no qualified teachers, no safe public spaces for Vermont children. We’ve already seen supplies dwindle and specialized courses disappear because of public penny-pinching. Any further, and it won’t be Latin programs or reams of paper getting cut — it will be teachers in every subject until class sizes are on par with those in inner cities. Thank goodness for folks like Levine who understand that teachers and

other state employees deserve fair pay and treatment. The for-profit sector is not going to save our schools. If we want to thrive and do what’s best for Vermont, then we have to support our faithful public servants. madeleine Dougherty shelburne

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I’m with Judith Levine and Shay Totten [“Poli Psy” and “Fair Game,” February 2] in being confused and angered over Shumlin’s decision to cut millions to mental health and developmental disability services. Living in Burlington’s Old North End, I know of many struggling neighbors who need all the access to efficient care they can get. Here are some ideas for less painful state cutbacks: (1) Reduce state reimbursement for state facilities’ utility expenditures by 20 percent or more. In other words, incentivize state agencies to significantly adjust thermostats and turn off more lights and computers when not in use. Not too long ago, congressional offices on Capitol Hill had no AC, even in sweltering D.C. summers. How much would Vermont save if its facilities were even 5 degrees warmer in summer? (2) Significantly reduce mileage-reimbursement rates and per diem rates for state employees. When I worked for the state of Illinois in 2008, reimbursement rates for mileage and meals were more than generous. I’m sure Vermont’s mileage and per diem rates could handle some trimming. (3) Cut back on pavement projects. Like Floyd Nease’s quote in Totten’s column, let’s choose people over pavement! As Vermonters sacrifice at home during tough economic times, I’m waiting to hear bolder, more creative self-sacrifice proposals from state government on painless budget areas such as air conditioning, state facilities and travel reimbursements before we make social-service workers’ caseloads unbearable and leave those struggling with mental health and developmental disabilities in the cold. Jon Zirkle

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pointed out after the screening at the Welden Theater, farmers and others who are living within the law and doing a good job of reducing phosphorous pollution are often put at a disadvantage to those who are not. That is exactly the opposite of what our policies should do. The second was that the answer to the question of who will have to do more if we are to restore and protect Lake Champlain is simple, if not easy to achieve. All Vermonters whose lives and work contribute to the problem, or benefit from the solution, will have to pitch in. It will require effort and money from taxpayers, businesses, land developers and farmers across most, if not all, of the state. The only other choice, one we are perilously close to making by default, is to lose the use and beauty of our great lake, which is not only central to the state and its identity but is also at the heart of a large segment of our economy. louis Porter calais

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The article by Andy Bromage [“Burlington Cabbies Up in Arms About Proposed Meters,” February 2] about the proposed taxi regulations is sadly slanted and inaccurate. Bromage says that city officials have charged that many taxi drivers watch porn, dress poorly, sleep in cabs and charge unfair rates. The city councilor who complained that she was charged $14 for a round trip from Nectar’s to the Marriott was actually charged a fair rate. At Yellow Cab, each way would have been $7.50, or $15 for the round trip, which is more than reasonable. Was the councilor hoping to pay $7 for a round trip? I hope not. Bromage never asked anybody for specifics about taxi drivers watching porn, and I’d love to know who is making such charges and why. Is it wrong for a driver to take a quick nap in the taxi? Should taxi drivers wear wedding gowns in cabs? Come on, let’s get real, folks. Daniel G. cohen

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is probably far lower — a fraction of 1 percent, he surmises. about the green — that is, greenbacks. Whatever the volume, diverting Organic compost currently sells for $31 a biodegradable products to the landfill yard. Without the organic label, Moreau because they’re not organic is a big step estimates he could get no more than $21 backward, says Bob Bond, president a yard for it. of Vegware U.S., a Connecticut-based Already, the compost operation runs company that manufactures 180 $200,000 in the red and is subsidized by compostable products made from corn, other CSWD fees, Moreau says. Losing sugar cane and paper. any more money would jeopardize the “The greenest state in the union is entire program. about to slip back into the Stone Age,” “This program is not paying its own says Bond, whose products are used way right now,” Moreau says. “Not even in FAHC’s cafeteria and elsewhere in close.” Vermont. Each year, Intervale Compost “We might as well have a Styrofoam Products takes in some 14,000 tons festival this summer in Burlington, of food scraps, and burn Styrofoam leaves and manure logs and sit around a and turns them into Styrofoam fire and sing nutrient-rich soil that ‘Kumbaya,’” Bond adds it sells to farmers and sarcastically. gardeners. Admitting The organic label he has “mixed feelings” matters, Moreau says, about the proposed and offers an example. prohibition, Goossen Last year, a farmer from says he expects to see a New York state bought decrease in composting a load of compost from countywide if and when the Intervale. When the new ban takes effect, regulators found out particularly among the compostable plastic larger institutions. went into making “It’s possible that the product, they people would be less threatened to yank 8v-windjammer030211.indd 1 Bo B Bo ND , inclined to separate food the farm’s organic p r E S iD E Nt, scraps if they had to use certification. VE gwA r E U. S . , iNc . multiple receptacles,” he Holly Rae Taylor, says. who managed Intervale In fact, Fletcher Compost Products Allen Health Care spokesman Mike before the permitting problems forced Noble suggests the hospital will send her ouster, is speaking out against the its considerable volume of compostable proposed bioplastics ban. She says goods into the landfill if the ban goes CSWD should set up two waste streams through. Not only that, but Noble claims — one for organic compost, one for at the Skinny Pancake the hospital would most likely switch to nonorganic — to prevent biodegradable (89 Main St. , Montpelier) cheaper, noncompostable plastic cutlery products from ending up in the landfill. Every second Tuesday of the month, in the cafeteria. environmental fans and professionals Unlike other commercial composters, meet up for a beer, networking and One of the substances at issue is CSWD’s mission is to reduce the amount discussion at Green Drinks. polylactic acid, or PLA, a “compostable of trash going into landfills, Taylor notes. This informal crowd is a lively plastic” derived from corn starch or But CSWD’s Moreau says that mixture of folks from NGOs, sugar cane that’s used to make some food Intervale Compost Products doesn’t academia, government and business. Find employment, packaging. NOFA-VT’s Nicole Dehne receive sufficient volume to justify a friends and new ideas! says her organizations’ “hands are tied” second, nonorganic stream and won’t when it comes to PLA because the have the physical space for it at the new THIS MONTH’S PRESENTER: USDA, the ultimate authority, doesn’t facility, either. “We’re going to try to go consider it organic. the purist route and see if that works,” How much compostable plastic does Moreau says. the Intervale actually receive? Estimates Taylor doesn’t believe that. “They’re vary, but the program accepts 2400 tons smart people, and they can figure out of food scraps a year — from Burlington- the logistics of dual stream,” says Taylor, area restaurants and households and who now co-owns Home Ecology in big institutions such as Fletcher Allen, Shelburne, a store and website that sell thanks to our sponsors: the University of Vermont and public- green products, including compostable school cafeterias. Moreau guesses that cutlery. “It’s a marketing decision for bioplastics account for 1 percent of the them,” she adds. “The irony is that food-scrap total — or as much as 24 we’re so green here, we’re in jeopardy of VERMONT ENVIRONMENTAL tons. But Goossen believes the number becoming less green.” m COLLABORATIVE

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effective than inspiring, he implies, insisting, “I do have a public projection. People I talk to on the streets do have confidence in my leadership skills.” Kiss notes that he has lost none of his five races for public office (three for the Vermont House). Asked if he actually likes his job, the mayor declares he does, saying he derives “a lot of pleasure from the process of meeting” with constituents and city officials. And no one doubts Kiss’ commitment to economic and social justice. “All my life,” he points out, “I’ve been involved with antipoverty issues.” As for the Progressive Party, Kiss assures that it’s “durable.” And he might just be right. Premature Prog obituaries have been published in the past, only to be invalidated by the party’s resilience — never more amazingly than when Kiss himself stunned prognosticators by riding in from nowhere to vanquish the Democrats in a 2006 election they were sure they would win. For 2012, the Progs’ bench may not be deep, but it does boast one hot prospect: state Sen. Tim Ashe, a clever young pol who has turned heads in Montpelier after building a local rep by winning three elections to the Burlington City Council. Kurt Wright, likely to be a strong GOP mayoral contender next year, says he understands why many Progs look to Ashe as their great hope for holding onto city hall, against all odds. But Wright observes that Ashe’s Progressive/Democrat-fusion approach may not play well in Burlington, where, the Republican notes, Ashe may be viewed as a Prog in Dem disguise. Ashe, on vacation this week, was unavailable for comment. The Progressives’ future may depend, however, not so much on stars like Ashe but on uncelebrated activists such as Abigail Russell. Recently chosen as the party’s Burlington chair, Russell says she was drawn to Prog-style politics because she “felt empowered by what the city government has done.” A single mother at age 18, Russell, now 34, recalls that it was city-supported human-service agencies that “made it possible for me to get my footing, to become a good mom.” She works now as a “community builder” for the Northgate Residents’ Ownership Corporation. “The party will have a resurgence,” Russell declares. “There are still a lot of people — young people, too — who believe in Progressive principles.” m

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horeographer PAULINE JENNINGS and digital artist SEAN CLUTE were ready for a lifestyle change. They just didn’t expect it to happen so suddenly. The couple lived in San Francisco, where they codirected a dance company called Double Vision, each working several jobs apiece. Aching for some balance, Clute applied for multiple teaching jobs, one of them an assistant-professor position at Johnson State College. Last summer, Clute, 35, found out he got the job — just “two weeks before our New York season,” says Jennings, 33. It was “right in the middle of a completely chaotic performance period.” The two had a week to pack up their lives in California and fly to New York with their dancers. They performed for a week at the Merce Cunningham Studio, then flew back to San Francisco, got married and hit the road for Vermont. “It was a complete blur,” Jennings says. And what of that bucolic, rural lifestyle they were looking for? Well, they haven’t found it yet. “We had this idea that, living in Vermont, we’d have a lot more free time,” admits Clute, whose

solo show, a digital-art installation called “Recursive Things,” opens at Johnson’s JULIAN SCOTT MEMORIAL GALLERY next week. “Now it’s just as busy as when we left, if not more.” For starters, they’re still directing Double Vision — from their home in Johnson. Jennings sets choreography with her San Francisco dancers over iChat. For the first few months here, she says, “I was still very much in California. I was rehearsing online and I was doing my day job online.” As day jobs go, Jennings’ is pretty awesome — not to mention apt for a choreographer. At home, she illustrates and records the movement of insects and lizards — from photographs and animal replicas — for a lab at the University of California-Berkeley that studies the locomotion of many-legged animals. Discoveries in the lab have provided inspiration for the design of polypedal robots, artificial muscles and animated movies such as A Bug’s Life. Studying the many legs of geckos and cockroaches has its benefits for a choreographer — it has definitely informed her movement style, says Jennings.

Still, for the first few months in Vermont, all that time on the computer made her feel increasingly isolated. “That’s been slowly transitioning,” she says. Over the last few months Jennings has been working — in the flesh — with some local dancers. This weekend she’ll debut the results, an interactive installation piece called “Veritable Vicissitudes,” with HANNA SATTERLEE, LIDA WINFIELD and ELLEN

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ows. Floral watercolors. Bucolic landscape scenes. These are the images that spring to mind in conjunction with the phrase “Vermont art is…” And they are images often dismissed by those who are out to prove that art from the Green Mountain State is so much more. In an exhibit and accompanying 40-page catalog, RIC KASINI KADOUR splits the difference: “Hello From Vermont” does contain a few landscapes — one, an ERIC TOBIN oil, even includes cows — but the collection Kadour culled from the state he once called home indeed offers much more. Now a Montréal resident, Kadour, 36, is the co-owner of a namesake gallery in that city — Galerie Maison Kasini — established following the closure of its Burlington precursor, Kasini House, on North Street in December 2008. Kadour and his partner, CHRISTOPHER BYRNE, are

still active in Vermont’s art scene; for one thing, they produce the monthly ART MAP BURLINGTON — a guide to First Friday Art Walk — and occasional other art and culture publications. Maison Kasini’s mission is to show contemporary art from around New England and Canada, and it has included Vermonters from the beginning. “Hello From Vermont” ups the ante with 19 handpicked artists; there are 35 in the catalog, and their work spans painting, sculpture, ceramics, assemblage, installation and photography. Tobin’s lush oil on canvas, “Beech Hill,” which wraps around the catalog’s cover, finds kindred artist spirits in five other landscapes in a variety of styles. There are cityscapes, too, from WENDY JAMES’ electric realism in “Storefront” to LYNN RUPE’s “Expect Delays-Four Bears” from her Urban Habitat series. The dozen

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abstractionists here are strong and diverse. NANCY TAPLIN’s action painting “Standing Next to Night” practically exudes joy in the squishy elasticity of paint. LINDA JONES’ earthy sensibility and palette are rendered in dense layers of pigment, beeswax and encaustic in “Bee Tree.” The site-specific installation works of ALISA DWORSKY find immortality only in photographs. For this collection Kadour chose four images from her 2007 project on the lawn of the FLEMING MUSEUM. Titled “A Time to Rend and a Time to Sew,” the work wrapped several trees in various lengths of bright-yellow crocheted polypropylene rope. (It’s a conceptual cousin to Dworsky’s current

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When the woman checking in the dancers at the residency asked where they were from, they suddenly realized how displaced they have been. Jennings and Clute explained that they were based in Vermont but that Mellor was based in California, about to move to New York. “It’s kind of like we don’t have a home right now, even though the home is Vermont,” says Jennings. That’s not a bad thing. Thanks to technology, even a physical art form like dance isn’t limited by geography these days. “It doesn’t matter so much anymore where you are,” she says. “It’s not that it doesn’t matter anymore,” Clute clarifies, “It’s that this is what you have to do to survive [as an artist]. You have to be able to adapt and evolve to this new world that we live in.”m

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hanging placards — with phrases such as “Rewind,” “Fast-forward” or “Pause” — around the performers’ necks that instruct them how to move. Clute and Vermont artist and interactive-exhibit designer Sherlock Terry will create live sound; California-based artist Jessica Gomula will provide a video element. Additionally, southern Vermont dancers emily Sweeney and jamie gehring will perform “Experiments in Synkinesia,” an improvised score with Sweeney’s collaborative partner, sound artist william Bilwa coSTa. Jennings will also perform the piece she’s been choreographing for Double Vision dancer Jennifer Mellor over iChat, a solo-in-progress called “Duplexity.” Jennings and Mellor had a chance to work on it in person last week at a residency in Pennsylvania run by the New York City-based organization DanceNOW. When Jennings and Mellor first got into the Pennsylvania studio together, they had some spatial adjusting to do. “We went to do something that we’ve seen each other do, over and over, for months on the computer screen — we can actually see the whole body now — and it was kind of like, Are you really there?”

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• When these guys say “large,” they’re not kidding. They simulated the effects of a hypothetical wind farm covering 23 percent of the land area of North America, some 5.7 million square kilometers. It took in virtually all of the central U.S., extending in a giant swath from New Mexico to Georgia

That’s interesting all by itself; other studies have also found significant local and global weather effects. But potential climate change is only part of the impact of large-scale wind power. Consider:

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Dear cecil, on a recent drive along I-80 I was amazed at the number of wind turbines that have been added in the last couple of years. If enough wind turbines were constructed to supply a significant proportion of the Earth’s electrical needs (let’s say 50 percent), would this noticeably alter the weather? marc S. Williams he unimaginative are now thinking: What a ridiculous question. Tell that to the editors of the journal Atmospheric Chemistry and Physics, who published a paper on the subject last year — a paper, moreover, that was in the finest Straight Dope tradition of pushing the experimental envelope. The conclusions are a bit more technical than I’d care to present in a newspaper of general circulation, but, in layperson’s language, here’s the takeaway: holy $#!+. The paper, “Weather Response to a Large Wind Turbine Array,” has many fascinating aspects, which I discussed at some length with its authors, Daniel Barrie and Daniel KirkDavidoff. The highlights:

place. (That’s coincidental, by the way — their actual goal was to see what might happen if you used the wind to generate the U.S.’s total energy needs, not just electricity.) • Using a computational climate model, the two calculated that with the turbines operating normally, wind speeds within the array would drop and winds nearby might shift direction — nothing too dramatic. But if you suddenly stopped all the turbines at once, well now: You might be able to change the course of storms in the North Atlantic. In short, under the right circumstances, you could use wind turbines to mess with the weather.

• Barrie and KirkDavidoff agreed their hypothetical wind farm is far larger than anything likely to be built. That’s true in the sense that no one is proposing one giant turbine array. (For one thing, the decreased wind inside the array would make the whole thing less efficient.) But the fantasy farm gives you an idea of the resources required to generate a substantial amount of electricity using the wind. It’s estimated that meeting world energy demand (not just electricity) is going to take something like 44 terawatts of capacity in 2100. There’s talk of generating 10 percent of that with wind power — 4.4 terawatts. • That’s a lot of windmills. In another widely noted paper published in 2010, Chien Wang and Ron Prinn of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology write, “Presuming these turbines are effectively generating at full capacity only 1/3 of the time, about 13 million of them are needed to meet an energy output of [4.4 terawatts], and they would occupy a continental-scale area.” If they were spaced 800 meters apart, 13 million turbines would occupy

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• Only a fraction of those turbines would be installed in the U.S.; nonetheless, we’re looking at a good-sized project. The Department of Energy estimates that meeting 20 percent of the country’s electricity demand with wind power in 2030 will require 300 gigawatts of generating capacity. That translates to 150,000 turbines in 46 states. The biggest U.S. wind farm at the moment, the Horse Hollow Wind Energy Center in Texas, has 421 turbines. The Cape Wind Project in Nantucket Sound off Massachusetts, which received federal approval in 2010, calls for 130 turbines. Cape Wind provoked years of controversy. Now scale that up to 150,000. Look, I like wind power. Generating an equivalent amount of electricity with fossil fuels would cause much worse environmental damage. But largescale wind power will, at minimum, transform the landscape to an extent arguably not seen since the clearing of the virgin forest. Sure, that worked out OK, and if in the end it just means the countryside is dotted with windmills, I guess we’ll get used to it. But, as Barrie and Kirk-Davidoff’s little exercise demonstrates, any time you make an investment that massive you have to wonder: What else might change? m

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no governor’s mansion, no staff and few required duties, most first mates have pretty much carried on with their normal lives. Dorothy Douglas maintained her job as a dental hygienist during husband Jim’s eight years in office. Dr. Judith Steinberg Dean, Howard’s wife, rarely paused from her busy medical practice to join her husband when he was governor. An exception was Barbara Snelling, who parlayed two stints as first lady into a successful political career of her own, first as lieutenant governor and then as state senator. By contrast, presidential first ladies have in recent decades become heavily scrutinized — and hugely popular — public figures, enjoying approval ratings their hubbies could only dream of while promoting such causes as literacy and healthy school lunches. Dr. (Mrs.) Dean, who enjoyed a great deal of privacy as Vermont’s first lady, got a taste of the spotlight — and the harsh media glare — during her husband’s 2004 presidential run. Doing damage control following “the scream,” the Deans went on ABC prime time for what turned out to be a slightly awkward interview with Diane Sawyer.

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Deborah Shumlin probably won’t be joining the governor for many events in the future and won’t fill any of the typical firstspouse duties, says Susan Allen, special assistant to the governor. Allen says the couple maintain a “cordial” relationship, and that Deborah’s recent appearances were at milestone moments such as Peter’s inauguration. So, is Shumlin Vermont’s first bachelor governor? Historical records don’t make it easy to say for sure, but there hasn’t been one in at least half a century. It’s unusual enough that the question stumped several of Vermont’s most knowledgeable history buffs. “I wouldn’t know without going through secondary sources,” says Sanford. Paul Carnahan, head librarian for the Vermont Historical Society, says the question would be hard to answer without an exhaustive search of records that, in some cases, would be hundreds of years old. Seven Days’ brief search through a century-old Vermont history book in the University of Vermont’s Bailey/Howe Library turned up a dozen governors whose biographies make no mention of marriage — but that doesn’t mean they weren’t hitched. The history books do reveal spousal situations that had to be far more awkward than Shumlin’s. A year after his first wife died, Gov. Paul Dillingham (1865-67) married her younger sister. The first wife of Gov. Jonas Galusha (1809-13) was the sister of his lifelong political nemesis, Gov. Martin Chittenden (1813-15), making the rivals brothers-in-law. Imagine Shumlin hitched to the sister of Entergy CEO J. Wayne Leonard. Talk about radioactive! m

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ajor labor crises — such as the Triangle Waist Company fire in 1911, the Professional Air Traffic Controllers Organization strike in 1981 and the showdown in Wisconsin — are precipices. Pushed to the edge, labor can either take off and soar or tumble to grief. What provides the updraft? Everyone else, unionized or not, emLane Bryant Outlet Fashion Show ployed or jobless. But there’s no chance of soaring, or even surviving, if backs are March 5, Saturday at 1pm angrily turned against labor. See the spring line focused on bright Exactly 100 years ago, when the new colors and fun floral prints. Triangle factory went up in flames with Event Discount: $15 off $75 or $35 off $100 hundreds of workers locked inside, the Makeup by Heather Garrow world recognized the event as more than Inspirations a human tragedy. The press described ARTS & CRAFTS the fire with explicit class consciousness. “The victims who are now lying Inspirations ARTS & CRAFTS at the Morgue waiting for someone to identify them by a tooth or the remains Inspirations of a burned shoe were mostly girls from ARTS & CRAFTS ARTS & CRAFTS 16 to 23 years of age,” read the New York 21 ESSEX WAY, ESSEX JUNCTION, VT WWW.ESSEXSHOPPES.COM | 802.878.2851 Times the next day. “Most of them could barely speak English. Many of them (Actual photo!) 8v-EssexShoppes030211.indd 1 2/25/11 3:53 PMcame from Brooklyn. Almost all were the main support of their hard-working families.” Other workers knew where to point the finger. “[Fire] Chief [Edward] Croker said it was an outrage,” the article continued. “He spoke bitterly of the way in which the Manufacturers’ Association had called a meeting in Wall Street to take measures against his proposal for enforcing better methods of protection for employees in cases of fire.” Hundreds of thousands joined the funeral procession for the 146 victims. And soon, scores of state and federal labor and safety regulations became law. Among them was the nation’s first state Workmen’s Compensation Act — in House-ground local beef! Wisconsin. In 1981, when the air traffic control(Dine-in only) lers struck, sympathy was not so widespread. Indeed, when Reagan fined the PLUS: union, jailed its leaders and fired more than 11,000 workers, many Americans applauded the new president’s decisiveness. Thanks to decades of union battles — and the sacrifices of the likes of the Triangle seamstresses — the controllers had good wages and benefits, and that status distanced them from other workers whose prospects were dimming. Nineteen eighty-one was the first of two years of recession. 658-4771 But then, 1911 saw a recession, too, liveatnectars.com

which historians attribute to a Wall Street panic ignited by new antitrust laws. This time, the story could go either way. Sixty-one percent of respondents to a USA Today poll support collectivebargaining rights. Solidarity rallies are springing up nationwide. Well-wishers are sending pizzas to the Madison Statehouse. High school students and doctors are joining the fight. For a change, Democrats are behaving like Democrats. In Vermont, Gov. Shumlin warmly addressed the pro-union rally on the Statehouse lawn.

misery, and that is harder to witness. A Wisconsin church preschool teacher tells the Times that her wages and benefits don’t compare with the public school teachers’: “I don’t have any of that. But” — unlike the unionized teachers, she implies — “I’m there every day because I love the kids.” An occupational therapist blames the unions for the near collapse of her husband’s Chevy dealership when General Motors declared bankruptcy. Now her wages and retirement contributions have stagnated. But, rather than organizing to gain power at work, she resents those who have some. “I don’t get to bargain in my job, either,” she says. The smart, concerted, richly corporate-funded campaign of antiunion propaganda that’s bombarded

And, after the Egyptians’ message of solidarity reached Wisconsin, support poured in from Grenada, Kenya, Germany, Ireland — the list is long and lengthening. On the other hand, comments such as the following — made by readers of a Detroit Free Press piece on a planned protest against anti-union proposals in Michigan — express other feelings (original errors uncorrected): “The unions are of no benefit to the taxpayer.” “Unions cost the taxpayers too much money. Why? Because of the power to strike and shut down decent businesses who are smart enough to be in business. Why doesnt apple, google, or other types of newer business have unions? The president of ascmfe makes $500,000.00 per year out of the pockets of his union workers. They all make big bucks and they are trying to protect their own pocketbook more than worrying about their people.” “Let’s pray for freezing rain!” Some of the hostility seems to spring more directly from people’s own

Americans for decades has worked. The campaign is not just about unions, either, notes Kim Fellner, who’s worked in the labor movement for close to 40 years. “Unions provide a lot of the infrastructure for progressive action in this country,” including Obama’s election, she says. The right-wing corporate strategy is “a major effort to wreck the progressive sector’s capacity to be an effective voice in politics.” This latest fight — which pits taxpayers against public-service workers — fits elegantly into that strategy, says Eve Weinbaum, associate professor and director of the Labor Center at the University of Massachusetts Amherst. “It’s perfect for Republicans. They can attack unions and government at the same time.” But the problem has another side. The Right’s story about unions — corrupt labor bosses; greedy, lazy, revenuesucking workers — is virtually the only one in circulation. Not the Democratic Party, nor the Left, nor even labor itself has put the money and brains into an alternative narrative. “We haven’t

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been very good at messaging,” laments Vermont organizer and Progressive Burlington City Council member Emma Mulvaney-Stanak. I’ll say. But why? For one, education hasn’t been a labor priority. Most unions shut down their education departments years ago — so even their own members don’t learn about class or labor history. Furthermore, says Bob Master, legislative and political director of the Communications Workers

scared and feel really powerless,” says Weinbaum. “They are looking for somebody to blame who doesn’t make them feel even more powerless.” Wisconsin voted for Obama, she says. “They believed something could change.” It hasn’t, much. But the culprits — corporations, billionaires and Republican governors — “seem untouchable. It’s not surprising that people turn against their neighbors who are doing a little bit better than they are.”

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Now, however, those neighbors are turning toward them. Their faces and bodies and handmade signs are telling a different story: Chapter 1: The public sector is not an aristocracy. It is composed, largely, of women and people of color, janitors and childcare workers. Chapter 2: Unions care about more than their paychecks. “No one (not even the Koch brothers),” reads one sign, “is allowed to amass excessive wealth while others lack basic necessities — [a] Catholic Teaching.” Chapter 3: Collectively, people get things done. In the Statehouse, the Wisconsin protestors have childcare and cleaning crews, yoga, hip-hop, and (reports Weinbaum) the hokey pokey. Not to mention, they’ve restarted the engines of the Left. It’s enough to give a person ... hope. To win this fight and the bigger ones ahead, labor had better get better at “messaging.” But the first task is asking people to listen. The Wisconsin workers have begun the conversation. m

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of America in New Jersey, “Articulating a different analysis requires a kind of ideological clarity that most of labor doesn’t have” and doesn’t feel it has time for. “When you work for a union, you have an obligation every day to deliver to the people who pay your dues. Too many labor people thought they could protect their members without the support of the general public,” says Master. Especially with only 7 percent of private-sector workers represented by unions, “it turns out you can’t.” Labor is starting to get it. Fellner is with Working America, the community affiliate of the AFL-CIO that organizes people who aren’t represented by unions around economic and workers’ rights. They knock on doors; they call people — and they have more than 3 million members. “You can’t just do it with media,” says Fellner. “You have to have conversations. That takes lots of time.” Conversation, yes: an exchange not just of ideas but also of feelings. Conversation promotes mutual recognition, sympathy and identification — and finally, perhaps, solidarity. And that changes people’s moods. “People have been angry and

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hasn’t wanted to inhabit the worlds of fairies, pirates and talking animals, where youth prevails? Yet, at some point, most of us drop those fantasies; we grow up, get jobs, have families and take care of ailing parents. We cross the threshold of adult responsibility and don’t look back. Not James Kochalka. Miraculously, the 43-year-old cartoonist has managed to cling to childhood and its untainted sense

Nintendo Game Boy. He is the ultimate man-child. Since the mid-1990s, when Kochalka first began commercially publishing his work, he has created more than 30 volumes of comics that range from the sublime to the profane. His most notable series is his “American Elf” strip, a daily sketchbook diary that he has produced with religious dedication since 1998.

his songs, “Britney’s Silver Can,” earned a place on Rolling Stone magazine’s list of top 100 songs of 2006. Another tune, “Hockey Monkey,” — a collaboration with the Zambonis — was the theme song for a FOX television show. A slew of side projects bear his name. Kochalka is currently putting the final touches on a video game that will serve as a companion to his graphic-novel work

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of wonder, despite growing older, marrying and raising children. In Kochalka’s world, monkeys fight robots, cats slay dragons and pigs fly to Pluto. He is at play all the time, whether he’s in front of his drawing board, sledding with his two young sons or composing nonsensical songs on his

In addition to his autobiographical comic, which runs online and in Seven Days, Kochalka has penned three children’s book series — Dragon Puncher, Johnny Boo and Monkey vs. Robot — and an outlandish superhero series called SuperF*ckers. He has written countless comic strips, including “Deadbear,” “Circus Detective,” “Fancy Froglin” and “Peanutbutter & Jeremy.” He has created music videos for Nickelodeon featuring songs he wrote and has recorded a number of albums with his band, James Kochalka Superstar. One of

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in progress, Glorkian Warrior, and he’s writing a screenplay. Soon he’ll be pitching a “SuperF*ckers” television series with a former writer from “The Simpsons.” In a word, he is prolific. Kochalka’s fecundity is no accident — if he stops being able to make a living through play, he’ll have to grow up. His output is also what makes him a force in the indiecomics world. Few cartoonists working today can boast Kochalka’s impressive oeuvre, spanning the medium from sweet children’s books to raw autobiography to gratuitously filthy adult strips. It is that broad body of work and its influence on the comics industry that recently garnered Kochalka the title of Vermont cartoonist laureate. The first cartoonist to receive such an honor in Vermont, he will be recognized on March 10 at a ceremony at the Vermont Statehouse. The governor’s office signed off on the cartoonist laureate position earlier in the year. In a press release, Gov. Peter Shumlin lauded the idea of such an appointment: “A cartoonist laureate is the kind of thinking outside-the-box that Vermont supports. Cartooning promotes literacy and literature, two things we can’t have enough of.” During his three-year honorary appointment, Kochalka is expected to share his craft with people around the state through workshops, lectures and exhibitions. It sounds like a lot of responsibility for the boy who never grew up, and Kochalka admits feeling trepidation about accepting the honor.


“I’m kind of like the state flower now. I can’t really expect myself to be the state flower, can I?” he asks. “I can’t be that pure. Can I be as pure as the clover?” Until now, no one’s been scrutinizing Kochalka for “purity” — certainly not the fans who visit his blog from as far away as Japan. Not long after the laureate appointment was announced, he caught

off-color comic strips, Kochalka suffered at the hands of high school tormentors. He was a strange kid and, as such, was bullied. He downplays the abuse now, suggesting no one was immune from torment. “If you played the violin, you were called gay. If your pants were too short, you

Every character is some part of my personality. I’m basically trying to make sense of why I am who I am.

were gay. If you wore yellow on Thursday, you were gay,” he says. “It was very hard not to be gay.” Kochalka’s comics — and later his music — were an escape. But the subject matter was disturbing, at least to his parents. When he was in high school, his brothers found a tape of dirty songs Kochalka had made and shared it with them. Mortified, his parents did wonder whether they should seek professional help for their youngest son. But the brothers intervened, insisting he would grow out of it. Anyone who has listened to James Kochalka Superstar — whose lyrics include gems such as “Before you make love to your lady friend / You’ve got to wash your ass” and “It’s my dick, it’s my dick, it’s my magic finger / Pointing at all the pretty girls” — knows that never happened. After graduating from high school, Kochalka entered the University of Vermont, where he studied studio art. There he met like-minded people, drew a lot of comics and played a lot of music. His first college strip, published in the student newspaper the Cynic, was called “Seaweed Man.” It was a collaboration between Kochalka, a bandmate and Kochalka’s girlfriend, Amy King. (Now his wife, King

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In the strip, someone is always getting killed with his signature weapon. “Someone probably should have sent me to a psychiatrist,” Kochalka says. “Maybe if someone had sent me to a psychiatrist in junior high or high school, I wouldn’t be a cartoonist today.” It wasn’t just Kochalka who wrote for “Anarchy Today.” He created a cartoonist collective of sorts by soliciting drawings from his friends, making carbon copies of the comics and selling them for 50¢. The cottage industry sparked competition, and soon there was a rival comic-book group in school. Students picked sides in what Kochalka calls “crazy junior high drama.” Despite the popularity he got from his

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games, Dr. Seuss books and the “Battlestar Galactica” DVD box set. “Do you want to see them?” Kochalka asks me during a recent visit. He smiles a full grin, exposing a sizable gap between his front two teeth. I agree, and he skips off in his stocking feet to grab his early works. In his baggy corduroy trousers and stretched-out sweater, the wiry Kochalka looks like a child wearing his big brother’s hand-medowns. If he weren’t balding, it would be easy to mistake him for a teenager. He unearths four identical gray boxes labeled “Telecopier Recording Paper.” Each is a treasure chest of comics scrawled on yellowing paper — 2000 pages in total. Kochalka is particularly proud of his first major work, a graphic novel from 1976-77 called The Blue Drip, and a few other drips that run about. It features a drop of water called Captain Drip and his son, Dripsie. “It’s one of the first graphic novels,” he says, beaming.

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ochalka was born in Springfield in 1967, the last of four children, to an “eccentric” homemaker and a hard-bitten newspaperman. For as long as he can remember, Kochalka was smitten with comics. It began with the funny pages of the newspaper. He loved all the classic strips — “Li’l Abner,” “Peanuts,” “Pogo.” Kochalka’s mother, Ruth, says her son drew comics even before he could read them, and before he could write the words

Kochalka thumbs through some more of his early work and marvels at its sweetness. That innocence of his elementary-school comics was not to last, though. Not surprisingly, by the time he reached junior high school, Kochalka’s work had taken a sinister turn. He penned a series called “Anarchy Today,” whose protagonist is a chainsawwielding killer named Chainsaw Sam.

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some flak on a Seven Days staffer’s blog for a questionable cartoon depicting a friend’s ex-girlfriend, which he’d published exclusively online. Kochalka quickly removed the cartoon and apologized. With an official title come burdens of accountability, as well as more eyes on his work — something the cartoonist says he feels “a little paralyzed by.” But Kochalka’s artistic peers think he can handle the load. James Sturm, cofounder of the Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction, which spearheaded the push for a cartoonist-laureate appointment, says Kochalka’s vast catalog of work deserves to be recognized. And his Peter Pan persona perfectly conveys what it is to be a cartoonist: to create and play with just a pencil and an imagination.

himself. He would pencil the panels with word balloons and then make scribble marks where the words should go. Kochalka doesn’t remember that, but he does recall producing his first comics when he was 8 years old. He still has those rudimentary strips, as well as everything he created through the end of high school. The early efforts live on a shelf in his Old North End home surrounded by Wii


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was 16 and in high school when they met during Kochalka’s freshman year at UVM.) Something changed for Kochalka in college. Comics evolved from silly, fun doodles to a more serious pursuit. “[In high school], I wasn’t trying to make serious art. I was just telling little stories,” he says. “Then I went off to college and studied painting and learned a lot about art history. Then I realized I could use comics to explore the depths of my humanity. The same way that painting or literature does.” When explaining his work, Kochalka talks a lot about his own humanity and his attempts to puzzle it out through his art. His entire catalog is a reflection of himself, making it overtly or covertly autobiographical, even the works of fiction. For example, Johnny Boo, the sweet, gentle ghost at the center of the eponymous children’s books, is prone to flights of confusion and despair. So is Kochalka. Jack Krak, the soda-addicted, insensitive

American Elf and egregiously vulgar protagonist of the SuperF*ckers series, just wants people to like him. So does Kochalka. “Every character is some part of my personality,” he says. “I’m basically trying to make sense of why I am who I am.” Sturm, of the Center for Cartoon Studies, surmises that much of Kochalka’s appeal has to do with his willingness to put himself in his work. Rather than trying to impress anyone, he’s staying true to his muse — himself. “His work covers a broad range of human experience. It’s all in there,” Sturm says. “It’s not overly precious; it’s just an extension of his personality.” Kochalka’s efforts to tease out his inner

again and again. Like, how many times in your life do you brush your teeth?” In 1998, after much consternation and crises of confidence, his daily diary strip was born.

J James with Oliver, 3, and Eli, 7 workings through his comics have struck a chord with readers, though he didn’t have immediate commercial success. After graduating from UVM, Kochalka continued to draw a comic strip for the Cynic called “Deadbear, Circus Detective.” It attracted many fans, including fellow Vermont cartoonist Alison Bechdel, who created the longtime series “Dykes to Watch Out For” and the bestselling graphic memoir Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic. Bechdel says she loved Kochalka’s work from the beginning, because of the “simplicity of its style.” While “Deadbear, Circus Detective” slowly earned him respect among comics fans, the cartoonist spent time in Baltimore pursuing a graduate degree from the Maryland Institute College of Art. As a small-town guy, Kochalka hated the bustle and violence of the city. More than once, baseball-bat-carrying gangs jumped him. After earning an MFA, Kochalka returned to Vermont and continued drawing strips and making music. He waited tables to support himself and began sending minicomics (’zinelike, handmade strips) to Factsheet 5,, a DIY magazine that reviews comic books. Through that publication, Kochalka met dozens of other independent cartoonists who critiqued and recommended his work. It was a watershed period. “That’s when I realized there was a path I could take, that I could get my comics out into the world beyond people who were just close to me,” he says. “I completely transformed from amateur tinkerer to a full-fledged cartoonist over a couple of years.”

Soon comic book shops wanted to carry Kochalka’s work; comic book companies wanted to publish his books. One of the latter was Marietta, Ga.-based Top Shelf Productions, which still publishes Kochalka’s work today. Chris Staros, Top Shelf’s editor and publisher, recalls the initial attraction: “No one’s work looks like James’,” he says. “It’s very refined. It’s definitely his style,” Staros adds. “It’s really evolved into something very nice. His stories have a l ot of subtext and a lot of heart. And James also has a certain je ne sais quoi about his work.” While indie-comics fans were enchanted with Kochalka’s whimsical, subversive strips, the cartoonist was becoming disillusioned with the burgeoning graphicnovel form. It wasn’t realistic for autobiographical work, he thought, and didn’t accurately reflect daily life — something he was trying to portray in his comics. For Kochalka, real life didn’t have a tidy beginning, middle and end. There were always a thousand things happening at once. “The storylines stop and start. Something will disappear and make a sudden reappearance,” he says. “And there are certain things you do again and

ames Kochalka’s workspace on the second floor of his compact house looks not unlike a child’s playroom. Toys cover the floor, comic book figurines clutter the windowsill, and everywhere there are scattered shoeboxes, CDs and books of all kinds. His drawing table, situated under a drafty window, holds cans of brushes, pencils and pens, glass jars of black ink, and a 10-year-old bottle of Wite-Out that never seems to run out. When the ancient correction fluid runs low, Kochalka just adds a splash of water, and it reconstitutes itself. In the middle of the desk sits a black sketchbook full of “American Elf” fourpanel strips. The pages are slightly rippled by the application of wet ink. This book, and the 41 others like it on a sagging bookshelf in the foyer (each containing 100 strips), are what Kochalka has built his career on. “American Elf” was one of the first strips to chronicle a cartoonist’s daily life. While previous strips drew on their artists’ personal lives, the immediacy of Kochalka’s work has made it a “touchstone” in the autobiographical comics subgenre, Top Shelf’s Staros says. Kochalka has faithfully drawn “American Elf” every day for the past 13 years. The topics have run the gamut of the quotidian: video games; friends moving away; the family cat, Spandy; gun-toting neighbors; raking leaves; making snow forts; pooping. Kochalka’s friends often make appearances in the strip, and many have their own characters. Bandmate Jason Cooley is always portrayed as a floppy-eared white dog. Fellow musician Colin Clary invariably appears in profile with one gigantic eye. No subject matter is too intense or personal. “American Elf” strips have

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“Oh, you hit my neck. OK, here, I’ll draw a bruise,” Kochalka says, swirling a pen to make a splotch on his character. This goes on for a few minutes, as each Kochalka adds new weapons to his creations — eyeball lasers, rocket fists, longrange spears. Both boys bombard their father’s drawing. Finally, he is bested. “When they gang up on me, I have no chance of defeating them both,” Kochalka says, smiling. “I winned! I winned! I winned!” Oliver shouts. “Yes, you winned,” his father agrees. Next they move on to “drawing toys” — that is, they make a drawing, cut it out and play with it. Then the three create

Boiling down a moment of life to a four-panel cartoon is a very disciplined undertaking.

I find it really fascinating. AL IS O N BE C H D E L

On a recent Saturday morning, Kochalka shows me a few of the drawing games he invented for his sons. The first is called “battle drawing” — each Kochalka boy, including James, draws a figure on the same piece of paper, and then the creations fight each other. Some parents might simply humor their children by playing along, but Kochalka is clearly committed to the game and the sense of make-believe that underpins it. “Uh-oh, you cracked my shield again,” Kochalka says as Oliver mounts an attack. “I hit you on your neck,” Oliver says in triumph.

video-game levels on paper and challenge each other to find ways to master them. Kochalka invented these games, he says, because initially his older son didn’t like drawing. “I think part of the problem was, because drawing is my job, when I was doing that I couldn’t play with him. So then he thought that drawing was some bad thing that he’d never want to do,” Kochalka explains. “I came up with these games so he’d realize it was fun. He doesn’t have to grow up to be an artist. I just want to be able to share some of this joy with him.” In that way, Kochalka is not so different

from the average parent; most want to preserve a sense of unmitigated joy for their kids. It’s natural to want to protect children from the reality that, as people age and face hard truths, life’s luster begins to dull. There are bills to pay, illnesses to treat and heartaches to endure. But, unlike most parents, Kochalka keeps his own sense of wonder and play intact. Perhaps it’s because he’s allowed to be an artist and has a family that supports him in that pursuit. King, a specialeducation teacher in Burlington, takes care of much of the household business and is the rock of the family. Having a supportive spouse and children who encourage his often-outrageous career makes Kochalka the envy of his peers. He actually makes a living off his man-child persona, something many artists can only dream about. “When I was younger,” says Kochalka’s friend Colin Clary, “I thought it would be amazing to figure out a way to get paid for being yourself. That’s the riddle: How do you get who you are to be what you do? And James has actually done it.” Like a character in a comic book, Kochalka has become a hero to some by doing the impossible: He has found a way to stay young forever.

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broached Kochalka’s wife’s miscarriage, the couple’s sex life, his issues with rage and his feelings of inadequacy. As a result, King prefers not to read the strip. But, Kochalka says, she doesn’t have to: “It’s enough that she loves me.” The genius of “American Elf” for those who love it — and plenty don’t — is that Kochalka is able to distill an entire day of fleeting moments into a snapshot. It’s an exercise in devoted observation, bordering on navel gazing. “What he has taken on in this diary strip is just a really impressive feat to me,” says Bechdel. “Boiling down a moment of life to a four-panel cartoon is a very disciplined undertaking. I find it really fascinating, though I understand others might not.” When Kochalka resolved to draw a daily diary, he knew it would be hard. The prospect terrified him. But, he says, he knew if he could do it, it would be his best work. And many would argue that it is. Over the years, fans of “American Elf” have seen Kochalka transform on the page. His life has changed with the birth of his two children and his growing fame as a cartoonist. Increasingly, his strips are about his boys, 7-year-old Eli and 3-yearold Oliver. Recently, two consecutive strips dealt with Kochalka’s volatility. On February 22, he drew a strip in which he yelled at Eli for not putting his pajamas on fast enough. The

following day’s strip showed him raging over spilled granola, then feeling contrite about the previous evening’s pajama episode. By drawing these private exchanges between father and son, Kochalka seems to be grasping for some sort of understanding, or at least acknowledgment, of his own shortcomings as a parent. That’s not to say Kochalka is a bad father. On the contrary, he’s attentive to his children nearly to a fault. When he’s not drawing for work, he’s engaged with them. They, at least, allow him to never stop playing.

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head schoolmaster at the famed Reims Cathedral, Gerbert was responsible for introducing the West to the numbering system we use today. Whether the sole purveyor of this momentous change or not, Gerbert did teach math for 24 years at Reims using an abacus labeled with Arabic instead of Roman numerals — a hand-drawn copy of which came to light in 2001.

The drawing, circa 993, depicts a board inscribed with columns, over which one shuffled counters made from cow’s horn, and marked with “nine signs” — that is, the numbers 1 to 9, plus zeros for place holders. Gerbert most likely also used an equally complex astrolabe, Brown writes, to predict the positions of the stars, tell time and measure geologic

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proposition about Gerbert. Her digressions are fascinating. In one, she tells the story of Dennis the Humble, a lowly monk and church calendar copier who decided in the 500s that he would date things from Christ’s birth, anno Domini (the year of our Lord), or AD, instead of from Emperor Diocletian’s reign. Two hundred years passed before his idea even began to catch on with the rest of the church. The last third of the book, on Gerbert’s shaky rise from schoolmaster to the papacy, reads like a dutiful appendix. Gerbert made no scientific or scholarly advances while he was absorbed in the politics of the Holy Roman Empire, and Brown’s interest clearly lies in the medieval origins of modern scientific thought. She coauthored an awardwinning book on Gregor Mendel, the first scientific grower of genetically modified food, and wrote a history of a medieval Viking woman’s crossAtlantic travels. As a whole, though, The Abacus and the Cross conveys a rich picture of how the church promoted, rather than suppressed, learning in the Middle Ages. At the center of its operation were books, acquired through an open exchange with Muslims. A century later, the church would be embroiled in war with these “demons,” beginning with the first Crusade in 1096 — a turn of events that left its own lasting legacy of misunderstanding. But in Gerbert’s countless requests for copies of books in his letters to students, archbishops and counts, there is evidence of a world of learning. m

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In the summer, Kompf uses a machine that looks like the spawn of a lawn mower and a car-wash brush to gather nuts. Once leaves and twigs are on the ground, he must pick up everything by hand. Given the demand for acorn removal, Kompf can be pickier than he originally

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anticipated. For one thing, he doesn’t do his gathering at the homes of dog owners: “I can’t be picking up acorns and dog shit at the same time,” he reasons. Though Kompf says Acorno Acorns couldn’t support him without the supplementary income from 863-TOGO and a trio of other nut- and seed-focused

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Though Kompf does a booming business selling acorns to elderly women with pet squirrels (he has a website, squrlfood.com, devoted exclusively to such customers), it wasn’t until the Art Culinaire article came out that he considered the culinary possibilities of his product. “I knew people could eat them,” he says. “But I always saw them as animal feed.” Of course, the same batch of nuts can feed both hogs and gourmets. Chefs in Spain and Italy have long known the benefits of finishing animals on acorns before slaughter. One taste of creamy, nutty jamón ibérico de bellota (Iberian acorn ham) could convert anyone to acorn eating. Kompf, who runs his business entirely from home, refers hog farmers seeking acorns to Hamilton in Iowa, since he can’t supply the enormous amounts necessary to feed a farm of hungry pigs. His store of raw nuts is limited to what he can fit in his small Winooski basement and a medium-sized shed out back. That’s plenty, though, to serve a market of chefs and home cooks looking for something so old it’s new again. Among them is Beard award nominee John B. Shields of Town House OAK NUTS

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“He is very fussy. Unless you get the hang of it, they can look crazy.” Antipasto, panini and a range of salads round out the menu, which will soon include some Italian desserts as well as beer and wine. For now, the Casertas offer an espresso bar and wireless for those who want to belly up for caffeine-fueled work sessions. This summer, Angelo Caserta will make seasonal gelato on the premises. Since Al Portico opened, the Casertas’ former clientele have been coming in to wish them well. “It’s very rewarding that people remember us with fondness,” Angelo says. “They treat us like old friends.”

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So, how do acorns taste — and how does one render them fit for human consumption? I decided to do my own experiments and find out. Kompf referred me to sources that suggested leaching the bitter tannins from whiteoak seeds with a three-day system of cold-water baths. Lacking the time for that, I tried the alternative method of boiling the acorns and draining them as the water turned opaque brown — about every 20 minutes. After an hour or so, the odors of black tea, cedar chips and molasses filled my home. It was a bouquet unlike anything I’d experienced. As the boiling time climbed to nearly three hours, a hint of artichoke scent took hold. Still, the acorns turned each new batch of water almost black. This couldn’t be right — they wouldn’t be considered “ready” until the water stayed clear. I dried the nuts in my oven for five hours at 200 degrees and hoped for the best. Then I turned to one person I knew could explain how to deal with acorns. Nova Kim and her partner, Les Hook, are perhaps Vermont’s only celebrity wildcrafters. The couple runs Wild Gourmet Food from their home in Fairlee, providing education and even a CSA to Vermonters looking to learn more about native foods. Before a lecture at the University of Vermont last week, Kim filled my hand with acorn flour. The powder was fine in places and chunky in others. Its taste bore a striking similarity to that of gingerbread. All Kim had done to treat her tree nuts was dry and grind them. “You probably boiled out all the flavor,” she suggested. Why hadn’t I asked her before spending all those miserable hours with no result? The sweet, rich-tasting powder is a fairly new addition to Kim’s bag of tricks, but she learned one thing early on: Though the bitter tannins need to be removed from red acorns (for palatability, not safety’s sake), white ones require only drying and grinding. “That’s why I like white oak,” says sixtysomething Kim. “If there’s anything I can appreciate at my age, it’s ‘easy.’” Kim isn’t the only Vermonter taking advantage of the sweet taste of local acorns. David Hoene, chef-owner of pauline’s Café in South Burlington, recently began purchasing acorn flour from Wild Gourmet Foods. Hoene says he enjoys the “malty banana flavor” of the powder. Though he plans to experiment with using the acorns in a mild cream sauce over pappardelle or linguine, or in a soup filled with butter-poached lobster, he says his applications thus far have been sweet rather than savory. “It’s really delicious on vanilla ice cream,” says Hoene, who serves acorn flour over scoops from Strafford Organic Creamery. “Just outrageous.” He also plans to top a mildly sweet rice pudding with the powder. Hoene points out that there are advantages to eating acorns beyond their captivating flavor. “When I tasted it, the first thing I thought of was protein powder,” he says. “I started to think: It’s a nut, it’s gotta be really high in protein.” Hoene also found that after eating just a handful of acorn flour, he felt surprisingly sated — because of the high vitamin content of the nuts, he speculates. “This could be a superfood right in our own backyard,” he says. Though the acorns-as-haute-cuisine movement is in its infancy, Kim says she’s heard of other chefs using them, particularly shaving them into dishes like black truffles. To Kompf, who only recently learned of the gustatory potential of his product, all this is news. He hasn’t yet tapped the market of local restaurants, but says diners should expect to see more acorns on Vermont menus in the near future. “I would love to work with local restaurants,” he says. “I just need to get more experience.” And if those gourmet acorns come from our neighbors’ backyards? That’s local dining in its essence. — A.L.

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Most people don’t envision a cop kicking back with a glass of barbera. How did you get into wine? My parents had let me drink wine at the holidays, and it had an allure to me. So when I was 21, I just started to learn about it. I bought books; I subscribed to the Wine Spectator. I did a ton of reading and tasting.

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IT’S NESTLED IN A LODGE IN SUGARBUSH VILLAGE, MORE THAN 20 MILES FROM A HIGHWAY, AND ONLY OPEN IN WINTER. Most tables and booths at Chez Henri are atmospheric in their own way. My companion and I, seated in the highbacked chairs at one of the two tables flanking the fireplaces, felt like we were about to partake in a medieval banquet. “Eating in a ski area is a little like eating at Disney World,” my date whispered as we blinked at the flames and took in our surroundings. Beside the fire, servers sliced loaves of warm Red Hen bread, baskets of which they delivered to each table along with a ramekin of sweet butter — very French. “When we started, it was almost impossible to get unsalted butter in Vermont,” said Borel. The same was true of fresh fish and anything but iceberg lettuce.

Times have changed. Vermont now offers a cornucopia of fresh produce most of the year. Like the bistro’s ambience, its menu has an old-fashioned, earnest elegance. “I don’t think it’s changed much in 30 years,” said our waiter, though chef Tim Seniff conjures specials each night. In the bar, those craving a casual meal can choose from a less expensive menu of salads, soups, croques-monsieur (grilled ham-and-cheese sandwiches), fondue, burgers and frites. In the dining room, however, it’s full-on, old-school French: moules marinières. Escargots. Pâté. Bouillabaisse. Rack of lamb. Steak tartare. Filet au poivre. The soupe à l’oignon gratinée, or French onion soup ($9), arrived in a classic crock, with a cloud of melted Emmentaler cheese over the top. This winter staple can often be too salty; Chez Henri’s version was understated, with an appealing sweetness — perhaps someone in the kitchen had a heavy hand with the vermouth. An aioli de champignons ($9) was a chilled mound of sliced cremini mushrooms lightly dressed with aioli and herbs, with a necklace of greens. Its dressing was restrained; I would have liked it creamier, or more garlicky. Muscular European oysters are ubiquitous in Parisian bistros. At Chez Henri on this particular night, the huîtres ($4 each) hailed from Watch Hill in Rhode Island. Both of us are bivalve junkies, and these were a revelation: glistening and creamy, not overly salty. They were served with a tangy mignonette sauce. Carnivores will find it hard to choose from the entrées. A canard aux fruits (also offered with a green peppercorn sauce; $32) was a plate of moist duck breast and faintly crisp confit leg, both in a demi-glace sauce accented by puckery bits of mandarin. A juicy filet au poivre ($29) was generously coated with pepper. Both entrées had identical accompaniments: a dollop of puréed squash, a smear of creamy potato gratin and green beans — it was like autumn on a plate. As we ate, we noticed a few other diners huddling over silver-rimmed fondue pots. It turned out the cheese fondue ($12) only appears on the bistro menu but can be ordered in the dining room, as well. “So many people were ordering it that the kitchen would get backed up,” explained our server. Chez Henri’s fondue uses Vermont-made cheddar and Swiss cheeses.

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widen Route 2 by 16-feet northwards on the Sheraton Hotel property, relocate the existing north side sidewalk, relocate the existing landscaping and retaining wall, relocate three existing parking spaces in the Sheraton parking lot, relocate the existing Sheraton sign and parking lot light fixtures and expand the highway ROW approximately 16-feet northward. The subject Project is located on Route 2 in the City of South Burlington, Vermont although some of the entire project is located in the City of Burlington.

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Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 24th day of February, 2011. By /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On February 18, 2011, Pizzagalli Properties, LLC filed application # 4C0696-18C for a project generally described as: The construction of an additional 63 vehicle parking spaces on the south and northwest sides of an existing office building. The project is located at 188 Harvest Lane in the Town of Williston.

Cochran Road Jonesville area, one acre lot, new shared well and septic system. Needs remodel, has wood/oil furnace, electric water heater and appliances included. Open field across road. $219,000. 802-363-5399.

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The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Williston Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before Friday, March 18, 2011, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Friday, March 18, 2011. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5). Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 23rd day of February, 2011. By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7A. Handicap spaces designated. No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof:

(1) through (76) As Written (77) [In the space in front of 7 Catherine Street.] Reserved (78) Through (151) As Written Administrative correction made on this 7th day of October 2003: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant DirectorTechnical Services Adopted 2/16/2011; Published 3/2/2011; Effective 3/23/11 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 17. Designation of parking meter zones. (d) Two-hour zones. The following streets or portions of streets are hereby designated as two-hour parking meter zones: [(1) Through (49)] (1) [The north side of Bank Street between St. Paul Street and Pine Street.] Reserved (2) Repealed. (3) [Buell Street from South Winooski Avenue to Orchard Terrace.] Reserved (4) [Cherry Street between St. Paul Street and South Champlain Street.] Reserved (5) [Church Street from Main Street to King Street.] Reserved (6) [The east side of Clarke Street.] Reserved

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[(7) College Street from St. Paul Street to Pine Street.] [(8) College Street from South Winooski Avenue to South Union Street.] [(9) Elmwood Avenue from Pearl Street to Grant Street.] [(10) Main Street from South Winooski Avenue to South Union Street, and from St. Paul Street to Pine Street.] [(11) North Winooski Avenue from Pearl Street to Grant Street.] [(12) Reserved.] [(13) Pearl Street from St. Paul Street to Champlain Street.] [(14) St. Paul Street from College Street to Pearl Street.] [(15) Winooski Avenue from Pearl Street to King Street.] [(16) Pine Street, from College Street to Bank Street.] [(17) College Street from Pine Street to South Champlain Street.] [(18) The east side of Pine Street from College Street to Main Street.] [(19) Repealed.] [(20) On the west side of Pine Street from Main Street to College Street.] [(21) On the east side of Pine Street from Cherry Street to Pearl Street.] [(22) On the south side of College Street in the 5 spaces in front of 59 College Street, being the Follet House, so-called.] [(23) Reserved.] [(24) On the west side of South Union Street, in the 7 spaces south of College Street.] [(25) On the north side of Main Street, from Pine Street to South Champlain Street.] [(26) On the west side of South Union Street, adjacent to the YMCA.] [(27) On the north side of Pearl Street from St. Paul Street to George Street.] [(28) On the south side of Cherry Street, from St. Paul Street to a point opposite McAuliffe’s driveway.]

[(29) On the east side of South Champlain Street from College Street to King Street.] [(30) On the east side of Pine Street from Main Street to King Street.] [(31) On Battery Street from Main Street to Maple Street.] [(32) Bank Street from St. Paul Street to Winooski Avenue.] [(33) Cherry Street from St. Paul Street to Winooski Avenue.] [(34) Reserved.] [(35) College Street from St. Paul Street to Winooski Avenue.] [(36) Main Street from St. Paul Street to South Winooski Avenue.] [(37) Reserved.] [(38) On the south side of Main Street from Pine Street to South Champlain Street.] [(39) Reserved.] [(40) On the south side of Pearl Street from Clark Street to St. Paul Street.] [(41) On the north side of Pearl Street from Elmwood Avenue to St. Paul Street.] [(42) First 2 spaces south of North Street, on the west side of Elmwood Avenue.] [(43) Reserved.] [(44) Reserved.] [(45) First and second space west of Willard Street on the north side of Pearl Street.] [(46) First space north of Maple Street on the east side of Church Street.] [(47) First space west of Church Street on the north side of Maple Street.] [(48) South side of Main Street from Battery Street west to Lake Street.] [(49) The first 5 metered spaces on the west side of Lake Street from Main Street north towards College Street.] Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant DirectorTechnical Services Adopted 6/11/2008; Published 3/2/2011; Effective 3/23/11

Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 17. Designation of parking meter zones. (e) Three-hour zones. The following streets or portions of streets are hereby designated as three-hour parking meter zones: (1) Through (15) As Written (16) The north side of Bank Street between St. Paul Street and Pine Street. (17) Repealed. (18) Buell Street from South Winooski Avenue to Orchard Terrace. (19) Cherry Street between St. Paul Street and South Champlain Street. (20) Church Street from Main Street to King Street. (21) The east side of Clarke Street. (22) College Street from St. Paul Street to Pine Street. (23) College Street from South Winooski Avenue to South Union Street. (24) Elmwood Avenue from Pearl Street to Grant Street. (25) Main Street from South Winooski Avenue to South Union Street, and from St. Paul Street to Pine Street. (26) North Winooski Avenue from Pearl Street to Grant Street. (27) Reserved. (28) Pearl Street from St. Paul Street to Champlain Street.

(29) St. Paul Street from College Street to Pearl Street. (30) Winooski Avenue from Pearl Street to King Street. (31) Pine Street, from College Street to Bank Street. (32) College Street from Pine Street to South Champlain Street. (33) The east side of Pine Street from College Street to Main Street. (34) Repealed. (35) On the west side of Pine Street from Main Street to College Street. (36) On the east side of Pine Street from Cherry Street to Pearl Street. (37) On the south side of College Street in the 5 spaces in front of 59 College Street, being the Follet House, so-called. (38) Reserved. (39) On the west side of South Union Street, in the 7 spaces south of College Street. (40) On the north side of Main Street, from Pine Street to South Champlain Street. (41) On the west side of South Union Street, adjacent to the YMCA. (42) On the north side of Pearl Street from St. Paul Street to George Street. (43) On the south side of Cherry Street, from St. Paul Street to a point opposite McAuliffe’s driveway. (44) On the east side of South Champlain Street from College Street to King Street. (45) On the east side of Pine Street from Main Street to King Street. (46) On Battery Street from Main Street to Maple Street. (47) Bank Street from St. Paul Street to Winooski Avenue. (48) Cherry Street from St. Paul Street to Winooski Avenue. (49) Reserved. (50) College Street from St. Paul Street to Winooski Avenue. (51) Main Street from St. Paul Street to South Winooski Avenue. (52) Reserved.


sevendaysvt.com/classifieds (53) On the south side of Main Street from Pine Street to South Champlain Street. (54) Reserved. (55) On the south side of Pearl Street from Clark Street to St. Paul Street. (56) On the north side of Pearl Street from Elmwood Avenue to St. Paul Street. (57) First 2 spaces south of North Street, on the west side of Elmwood Avenue. (58) Reserved. (59) Reserved. (60) First and second space west of Willard Street on the north side of Pearl Street. (61) First space north of Maple Street on the east side of Church Street. (62) First space west of Church Street on the north side of Maple Street. (63) South side of Main Street from Battery Street west to Lake Street. (64) The first 5 metered spaces on the west side of Lake Street from Main Street north towards College Street.

Adopted 6/11/2008; Published 3/2/2011; Effective 3/23/11 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7A. Handicap spaces designated. No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof: (1) through (37) As Written

(38) [Reserved] On the Attest Norman Baldwin, west side of Battery P.E. Street in the two (2) Assistant Directornorthern most spaces in Technical Services front of 209.

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a certain mortgage given by Wendover Financial Services Corporation to Marion Adopted this 16th day (7) On the west side of T. Blair dated April 14, of February 2011 by the Battery Street in the 1993 and recorded in Board of Public Works first space just north of Volume 46, Page 465 Maple St. Commissioners: of the Land Records of the Town of Huntington, Attest Norm Baldwin, Attest Norman Baldwin, of which mortgage P.E. P.E. the undersigned is Assistant DirectorAssistant Directorthe present holder, for Technical Services Technical Services breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of Adopted 2/16/2011; Adopted 2/16/2011; foreclosing the same Published 3/2/2011; Published 3/2/2011; will be sold at Public Effective 3/23/11 Effective 3/23/11 Auction at 10:30 A.M. on March 22, 2011, at H.C.R. Material in [Brackets] Material in [Brackets] Box 323, Huntington, delete. delete. Vermont all and singular Material underlined add. Material underlined add. the premises described in said mortgage: CITY OF BURLINGTON STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT TRAFFIC REGULATIONS Chittenden Unit To Wit: Being two contiguous The following traffic CIVIL DIVISION parcels of land more regulations are hereby Docket No. S0098-10 particularly described as enacted by the Public Cnc follows: Works Commission as amendments to Wendover Financial Parcel One Appendix C, Motor Services Corporation, Being all and the same Vehicles, and the City Plaintiff land and premises of Burlington’s Code of conveyed to Roy C. Blair v. Ordinances: (now deceased) and Marion T. Blairand Marion T. Blair by Occupants residing Sec. 17. Designation of Warranty Deed of Robert at H.C.R. Box 323, parking meter zones. A. Lavallee and Gail P. (b) Thirty-minute zones. Huntington, Vermont, Lavallee dated June 6, Defendants The following streets or 1978 and recorded in portions of streets are Volume 28 at Page 440 NOTICE OF SALE hereby designated as of the Land Records of thirty-minute parking By virtue and in meter zones: execution of the Power of Sale contained in

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Open 24/7/365. Post & browse ads at your convenience. the Town of Huntington. Parcel Two Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Roy C. Blair (now deceased) and Marion T. Blair by Warranty Deed of James J. Rozon and Laura L. Rozon dated May 26, 1983 and recorded in Volume 31 at Page 161 of the Land Records of the Town of Huntington. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash or cashier’s check by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Huntington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this

14th day of February, 2011. Wendover Financial Services Corporation By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S1545-09 Cnc GMAC Mortgage, LLC, Plaintiff v. Cynthia K. Jones, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., Capital One Home Loans LLC, Autumn Knoll Homeowners Association, Inc. and Occupants residing at 4 Marion Avenue, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by GMAC Mortgage, LLC to Cynthia K. Jones dated June 29, 2006 and recorded in Volume

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693, Page 27 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 A.M. on March 29, 2011, at 4 Marion Avenue, Essex Junction, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being Unit 2 as depicted on a plan of land entitled “Autumn Knoll, A Common Interest Ownership Community, Detailed Site Plan”, dated May 26, 2004, by Lamoureux & Dickinson Consulting Engineers, Inc., of record in Slide No. 415 of said Land Records. Reference is also made to a plan of land entitled “Autumn Knoll, a Common Interest Ownership Community, Overall Site Plan”, dated May 26, 2004, by Lamoureux & Dickinson Consulting Engineers, Inc., of record in Slide No. 415 of said Land Records.

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LEGALS [CONT.] Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash or cashier’s check by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex Junction. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 24th day of February, 2011. GMAC Mortgage, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (toll free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636, 24/7.

SUBSTANCE ABUSE SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN March 10, from 5:30-7 p.m. - we will be offering a substance abuse support group for women. This is a therapist facilitated drop-in support group for women age 18-25 who are looking for support around issues related to substance abuse. Please call the center with questions802 658 9440. This group will be meeting every other week. Future dates: 3/24 and 4/7. NAMI CONNECTION (National Alliance on Mental Illness) NAMI Connection Recovery Support Group for individuals living with mental illnesses. Call Tammy at 1-800-6396480 or email us at connections@namivt.org BENNINGTON: Every Tuesday, 1-2:30 p.m., United Counseling Service, 316 Dewey St., CTR Center (Community Rehabilitation and Treatment). BURLINGTON: Every Thursday, 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street. HARTFORD/ WRJ: 2nd and 4th Friday 4-5:30 p.m., Hartford Library. Call Barbara Austin, 802-457-1512.

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FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Outright Vermont now offers support group meetings to family members of youth navigating the process of coming out as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer or questioning. Meetings are open to parents, guardians and other close care-givers and are held one Sunday evening and one Wednesday morning each month at Outright Vermont. For more information, email Hillary@outrightvt.org or call 865-9677 ext. 3#.

(CHCB) in collaboration with Fletcher Allen Health Care will begin a FREE 4-week Smoking Cessation Program starting on Monday, March 7th. This group will help you break your smoking habit by giving you tips and tools to quit, including how to deal with nicotine cravings. This free group, open to all community residents, meets on Monday evenings from 5:30 to 6:30 p.m. at CHCB’s main site located at 617 Riverside Avenue. To sign-up, please call Evie Smith at Fletcher Allen Health Care at (802) 847-6541.

DIVORCE CARE CLASSES Divorce is a tough road. Feelings of separation, betrayal, confusion, anger and self-doubt are common. But there is life after divorce. Led by people who have already walked down that road, we’d like to share with you a safe place and a process that can help make the journey easier. The 13-week Divorce Care Class (for men and women) will be offered on Wednesday evenings, 6:30-8:30 pm, March 9 June 1, 2011, at the Essex Alliance Community Center 37 Old Stage Road, Essex Jct., VT. For more information and to register call Sandy 802-425-7053.

EATING DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP This is a therapist-facilitated, drop-in support group for women with eating disorders. Women over 18 only please. This group will be held every other Wednesday from 5:30 - 7:00 PM, our next meeting is March 9th. Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset Street Suite 204, South Burlington. This is free and there is no registration necessary. Please call the center if you have any questions. 802-658-9440.

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SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Ralph, 802-881-8400 or Valerie, 802-825-5481. Visit www.slaafws.org or www.saa-recovery.org for meetings near you.

INFERTILITY PEER GROUP Feeling lonely & isolated as you confront infertility? Share feelings, stories & coping strategies at informal, peer-led meetings w/ people facing similar challenges. $5. First Monday of the month,

7-9 PM, Christ Church Presbyterian, Burlington. Presented by RESOLVE of New England. Info: admin@resolveofthebaystate.org. THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS Burlington Chapter TCF which meets on the 3rd Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Road, Williston - for more information call Dee Ressler, 802 660-8797. Rutland Chapter TCF which meets on the 1st Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Grace Congregational Church, West St., Rutland, VT - for more information call Susan Mackey, 802 446-2278. Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) also serves bereaved parents with monthly peer support groups, with short-term educational consultations and referrals to local grief and loss counselors. HVS is located in the Marble Works district in Middlebury. Please call 802-388-4111 for more information about how to connect with appropriate support services. LGBTQ GRIEF AND LOSS GROUP Every Monday, 12pm, RU12? Community Center, Champlain Mill, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Winooski. A once-a-week group is forming at RU12? for those interested in giving voice to their experience(s) with loss and listening to other’s. Topics could include but are not limited to: grieving, letting go, resolution, moving on, self-image, rituals, and learnings. Contact thecenter@ru12.org for more information.

Center, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Champlain Mill 1st Floor, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. This is a social and support group specifically for trans men. This informal, peer-facilitated group welcomes maleidentified people at any stage of transition. As this is currently a closed group, please contact the center to sign up: thecenter@ru12.org or 860-RU12. SOCIAL SUPPORT GROUP FOR LGBTQ PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES Come together to talk, connect, and find support around a number of issues including: Coming Out, Socializing. Challenges around employment. Safe Sex. Self Advocacy. Choosing Partners. Discovering who you are. And anything else you want to talk about! The first meeting will be on Tuesday, October 26 at 4 p.m. at the RU12? Community Center at the Champlain Mill in Winooski. For more information contact Sheila (Sheila@ru12.org) or David (Dave6262002@ yahoo.com) GLAM CORE GROUP MEETING Wednesdays, 6-7:30 p.m., RU12? Community Center, Champlain Mill, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Winooski. We’re looking for young gay and bi guys who are interested in putting together great events, meeting new people, and reaching out to other guys! Core Group runs our program, and we want your input! If you’re a young gay or bisexual man who would like to get involved, email us at glam@ru12. org or check us out on Facebook (http://www. facebook.com/glamvt).

TRANS GUY’S GROUP Every fourth Monday, RU12? Community

TRANS SUPPORT GROUP Every first and third Wednesday, RU12? Community Center, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Champlain Mill 1st Floor, Winooski, 6:30-8 p.m. This peer-led, informal group is open to all trans people and to any discussion topics raised. It is a respectful and confidential space for socializing, support, and discussion. Contact thecenter@ru12.org for more information. LGBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace offers peer-led support groups for survivors of relationship violence, dating violence, emotional violence or hate violence. These groups give survivors a safe and supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, and offer and receive support. Please call Ann or Brenda at 863-0003 if you are interested in joining one of these groups or for more information. MALE GBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace is offering a peer-led support group for male- identified survivors of relationship violence, dating violence, emotional violence or hate violence. This group will meet in Winooski at the RU12? Community Center and will be facilitated by Damian. Support groups give survivors a safe and supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, and offer and receive support. 802-863-0003. EATING DISORDERS SUPPORT GROUP This is a therapist-facilitated, drop-in support group for women with eating disorders. Women over 18 only please. This group will be held

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every other Wednesday from 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, So. Burlington. 802-658-9440. CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP This group offers support to those caring for loved ones with memory loss due to dementia. The group meets the second and fourth Thursday of the month from 6:30-7:30 p.m. at The Converse Home, 272 Church St, Burlington. For more info call: 802-862-0401. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER Support group meets 6-8 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month at the Hope Lodge at the UVM/FAHC campus. 1-800-ACS-2345. VEGGIE SUPPORT GROUP Want To Feel Supported On Your Vegetarian/Vegan Journey? Want more info. on Healthy Veggy Diets? Want to share and socialize at Veggy Potlucks, and more, in the greater Burlington Area? This is your opportunity to join with other like-minded folks. veggy4life@gmail.com, 802-658-4991. CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS Meets on Sundays from 12-1 p.m. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. This is a fellowship of men and women that meet and review the 12 steps of CODA, read stories from the CODA anonymous big book and share their experiences, strengths and hopes as we support each other. Open to everyone. Info: Larry, WLTRS@aol. com, 802-658-9994 or Jeff, JCDANIS@

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Narcotics Anonymous is a fellowship for individuals who have a desire to recover from the disease of addiction. NA offers a practical and proven way to live and enjoy life without the use of drugs. To find an NA Meeting near you in Vermont or Northern New York, please go to www.cvana. org/Meetinglist.pdf or call our 24-hour, toll free, confidential number, (866) 580-8718 or (802) 862-4516. For more information about NA, please go to http://www. na.org/?ID=ips-index and click on “>Is NA for Me?

DIGESTIVE SUPPORT GROUP Join this open support group, hosted by Carrie Shamel, and gain information regarding digestive disorders. If you suffer from any kind of digestive disorder or discomfort this is the place for you! Open to all. Meets the first Monday of every month at 6 p.m. in the Healthy Living Learning Center. For more information contact Carrie Shamel at carrie.shamel@gmail. com. www.llleus.org/ state/vermont/html. AL-ALNON IN ST. JOHNSBURY Tues. & Thurs., 7 p.m., Kingdom Recovery Center (Dr. Bob’s birthplace), 297 Summer St., St. Johnsbury. Sat., 10 a.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, Cherry St., St. Johnsbury.

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP AND FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at The Bagel Cafe, Ethan Allen Shopping Center, N. Ave., Burlington. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport).

SEEKING ACTIVE RETIREES/50+ To form a social group. Snowshoeing, theater, biking, hiking, kayaking, etc. Please call 802864-0604. Lv. msg. if no answer.

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We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-343-2027.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. 223-7638 for more information.

support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee. This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-4799450, or ljlivendale@ yahoo.com.

A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-861-3150.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing

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SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802446-3577. 6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month. GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided. The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register. AL-ANON Family group 12-step. Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830 . LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713. HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/ AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/ DYSAUTONOMIA Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345.

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LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802-734-0695.

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BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Colchester evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the ground floor boardroom from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

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PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-5439498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its health-giving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-802-9995478 or email: info@ dragonheartvermont. org or go to: www. dragonheartvermont. org.

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BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554.

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ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month from 5:30-7:30 p.m. at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Kim, 863-6384. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women, 658-1996. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing, or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM Info, contact MaryKay Hill, 802-373-0351. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. weigh-in, 7-8 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317, or Patricia, 658-6904. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.cvana.org. Held in Burlington. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612.

NAKED IN VERMONT The premier Nudist/ Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, Yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE.) Visit www.nakedinvermont. com.

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SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732. MENTAL ILLNESSES The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free). “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP Mondays, 7-8 p.m., First United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., King Street Youth Center, 87 King St., Burlington. Info, call Cameron, 363-3747.

BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help.

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The Flynn Center for the Performing Arts seeks applicants for an important position in the Programming Department of northern New England’s premier performing arts center.

PROGRAMMING MANAGER RESIDENCIES & GR ANTS The PM assists the Artistic Director in the development and support of residencies, workshops, classes and other educational activities, and administers the PACT (Providing Accessible Community Tickets) program; grant writing and reporting; and artist/performance management. The PM maintains partnerships with area colleges and with community social service agencies and participates in regional and national programming networks. Night-of-show and weekend responsibilities are a part of this job. Position requires an interest in the performing arts, strong community commitment, excellent computer and writing skills, and the ability to work a flexible schedule. Budgeting and grantwriting experience are highly desirable. A driver’s license with a clean DMV report and car are a requirement. BA and three years’ relevant experience or equivalent required. Visit us at www.flynncenter.org for a more detailed description. Send a cover letter and resume by March 25, 2011, to Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Human Resources Department, 153 Main St., Burlington, VT 05401, or email tocmarshall@flynncenter.org. No PhoNE CAllS, PlEASE. EoE

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Recent growth has created opportunities to add to our pharmacy staff. Qualified pharmacy technicians have the chance to further develop their skills in an office setting. The successful candidate must have experience keying and processing prescriptions, as well as dealing with third-party adjudication. We also have an entry-level position available for a Filling Technician. We are looking for responsible, motivated individuals to join our growing business. Kinney Long Term Care is an employee-owned company with excellent F/T benefits including profit sharing.

The Vermont Public Power Supply Authority, located in Waterbury Center, Vt., is a joint action agency that works with municipal utilities in Vermont and New England. VPPSA has been a member of the New England Power Pool for over 20 years and is active in the New England power markets on behalf of its member utilities. We are currently recruiting for an analyst to join our power supply team. Position responsibilities include but are not limited to: • Performing daily power supply position analysis • Interacting daily with the wholesale electricity market • Creating power supply simulations for budgeting, planning, analyzing, and reporting • Regulatory reporting • Performing monthly member billing analysis This position will report to the Director of Power Supply and Transmission. A successful candidate will have an interest in utility administration, portfolio management, forecasting, power accounting, energy commodity trading and energy markets. The ideal candidate should have completed four years of college. Those with experience in the utility industry, financial services, accounting or engineering fields are encouraged to apply. Applicants should have a strong knowledge of spreadsheet applications and be very detail oriented. VPPSA offers a competitive salary and benefits package. Interested parties should send a cover letter, resume, three references and minimum salary requirements on or before March 16, 2010, to Vermont Public Power Supply Authority, 5195 Waterbury-Stowe Rd., Waterbury Ctr., VT 05677, Attn: Brian Callnan, Director of Power Supply and Transmission, or directorpowersupply@vppsa.com.

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Debit/ATM Program Specialist

Lamoille Community Connections is a designated provider of

developmental and mental health services, now celebrating 40+ years of services to the Lamoille County community. We currently have the following opportunities available:

Small South Burlington-based professional office operating a debit/ATM program for credit unions is expanding its staff. We’re seeking a multi-talented, technically oriented person to support daily debit/ATM processing operations and work on special projects. The successful candidate is detail oriented, efficient, types proficiently, has an aptitude for numbers and is highly oriented toward PC and financial services industry technology. Credit union knowledge and/or EFT experience are advantageous, as are strong communication skills and a team orientation. Excellent benefits. Compensation commensurate with experience. Submit cover letter, resume, and salary requirements to employment@vcul.org.

Public Inebriate Program Positions

Lamoille Community Connections has been awarded a grant to begin a Public Inebriate Program for Lamoille County. LCC will be collaborating with community partners to provide substance abuse/mental health services for individuals and their families. The positions available are: Lead Public Inebriate Screener, Public Inebriate Screeners and Recovery Care Coordinator (part time). These positions require flexibility in scheduling. The program will provide screenings, assessments and referrals for public inebriates. The qualified candidates will have a bachelor’s degree in psychology or a related field or a minimum of three years of related experience. Send your resume to Administrative Coordinator, PO Box 406, Johnson, VT 05656, or email to lynnm@lamoille.org.

Clinical Intake Coordinator

Lamoille Community Connections has an immediate opening for a Clinical Intake Coordinator. The Clinical Intake Coordinator will manage and facilitate all incoming referrals for consumers into the children’s program, the CRT program and the adult outpatient program. The Clinical Intake Coordinator will conduct assessments for the children’s program, the CRT program and the adult outpatient program. Based on the results of the assessment, the Clinical Intake Coordinator will make recommendations to the appropriate team members regarding treatment. The Clinical Intake Coordinator will maintain statistical and demographic information summarizing the referral, assessment and intake process. A master’s degree in psychology, social work or counseling is required. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.

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Responsible for integrating all major subassemblies into a final product and locating and installing subassemblies according to engineering documentation. The ability to read and interpret engineering prints and electrical schematics is a must. Electrical, mechanical or plumbing skills are a plus. High school diploma or equivalent, and a two-year technical degree or equivalent experience required. Must be a motivated self-starter and able to work well in a quality team environment.

Lamoille Community Connections has an immediate opening for a full-time-licensed therapist to work in our adult outpatient program (AOP) combined with our community rehabilitation and treatment (CRT) program, which serves adults with severe and persistent mental health and/or co-occurring substance abuse issues. The therapist will work with a team of case managers, crisis intervention/prevention specialists and a psychiatric nurse practitioner during weekly case review meetings. Responsibilities include intakes, assessments and diagnostics, in addition to managing a case load of approximately 20-25 individuals. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.

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Transitional Specialist/Support Residential Staff

Lamoille Community Connections has an immediate opening for a Transitional Specialist/Support Staff. The job duties will include assistance with transitioning consumers into the community. The ideal candidate will have the ability to provide counseling and support services, which include case management, outreach and supported employment. Working as a team member with residential staff and having flexibility in scheduling is required. A bachelor’s degree in psychology or a related field is required. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.

Home Provider

The Developmental Services Program at Lamoille Community Connections is seeking a home provider for an elderly woman in the Lamoille area. The best match would be a calm, reassuring environment with no children. This caregiver will need to assist with personal care needs and keep a regular routine, schedule and activity level. The ability to motivate and possession of a fun-loving nature and a good sense of humor are required for this position. A first-floor bedroom is required. Send application to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.

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Administrative professional to provide clerical and administrative support to the President and Sales & Marketing Team. Exemplary knowledge of all Microsoft applications including Word, Excel and Outlook. Qualified candidate will have strong communication, time-management and organizational skills. This experienced, highly motivated, energetic team player may handle a wide variety of situations involving the functions of the executive and sales offices. Responsible for confidential and time-sensitive material. High school diploma or equivalent and an associate’s degree or equivalent with at least four years of experience in this or a related field. Must be a motivated selfstarter and able to work well in a quality team environment.

INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY ENGINEER/ADMINISTRATOR Dynapower seeks a highly motivated, progressive IT professional to assist the business in excelling in an ever changing landscape of information technology. Experience in SQL Server 2005 and above, ISA Server and experience with virtualized production environments is strongly preferred. Microsoft certification required (MCSA or MCSE). Project leadership abilities and experience is plus. Excellent communication skills and ability to work with cross functional teams, ability to prioritize tasks and users, strong sense of customer service, strong analytical and problem solving abilities and extensive experience applying industry best practices are required. The successful candidate will need at least 5-7 years in MS Windows based corporate IT systems and network administration. Must have experience administering a Windows 2008 domain, migrations and implementations from Exchange 2003 to 2007, Windows Server 2003 and above, backup solutions, and VB or other relevant scripting languages for administrative use. Must have a solid knowledge of OWA, SharePoint, routing and switching, VLAN, security, firewall and VPN. For a complete job description please visit our employment section at www.dynapower.com. Please apply in person at Dynapower Corporation, 85 Meadowland Dr., S. Burlington, VT 05403, or email resume to resumes@dynapower.com. EOE

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Receptionist Redstone, Vermont’s commercial real estate leader, is seeking an experienced receptionist/ administrative assistant to join our fast-paced team. Primary responsibilities include answering, screening and directing calls; greeting guests; general administrative and clerical support; mail processing; deposit delivery; and other administrative tasks as needed. Knowledge of administrative and clerical procedures, strong verbal and written communication skills, attention to detail, ability to work independently and with a team, flexibility, and reliability required. 30-40 hours/week. Please send cover letter and resume to:

210 College St., Suite 201 Burlington, VT 05401 Attention: Human Resources Fax: 802.860.3594 Email: knorland@redstonevt.com

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Addison Probate Court is seeking a person with excellent management, organizational and interpersonal skills. Full time, excellent state benefits. Starting at $16.23 per hour. Application and recruitment notice with minimum requirements for eligibility available at www.vermontjudiciary.org. Fully completed application due Thursday, March 17, 2011 at:

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Autism interventionist Looking for an interesting profession? Join HowardCenter to work with children ages 2-18 years with autism spectrum disorders. Provide intensive behavioral intervention services in public schools, homes and community settings. Training and ongoing supervision provided. Excellent professional development opportunity. Transportation required. Bachelor’s degree and some experience with children and/or special needs necessary. Salaried position with full benefits.

AdministrAtive AssistAnt iii Seeking a self-motivated individual to provide administrative support for the Chittenden Clinic (Burlington’s methadone clinic). The candidate should be proficient in using Microsoft Office suite including Word, Excel, PowerPoint and Outlook. The ideal candidate will be familiar with data entry and creating and running reports. The candidate should be able to demonstrate high-level skills in organization; multitasking skills and priority, stress and time management. Candidate must have the ability to independently manage assigned projects with minimal supervision. Candidate must be able to successfully pass a background check. Education: High school diploma required. Work experience: Minimum two years’ experience in the workplace or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge could be acquired. Afternoon, evening or weekend coverage may be required.

Crisis stAbilizAtion/Assessment CliniCiAn Seeking a master’s-level clinician to handle clinical and case management for children services in the Crisis Stabilization Program and the Short Term Assessment Program. Comprehensive Care offers a continuum of 24-hour care programming that is family centered and trauma informed. This clinician handles all clinical and case management responsibilities for children served in the Crisis Stabilization Program and the Short Term Assessment Program. The focus of this position is to provide thorough assessment, clinical formulation, family stabilization and all aspects of discharge planning to ensure a child’s safe and timely return to the community. Ideal candidate will be skilled in short-term family and individual treatment, and in providing astute clinical assessment and discharge recommendations to community referral sources and public and private funders. Master’s degree required and license preferred. Please send resume and cover letter with your application.

developmental ServiCeS speCiAlized Community support Worker 4-year-old girl who enjoys swimming at the Y and other physical activities needs 15 hours of support after school. Experience supporting children on the autism spectrum desired. Schedule is three weekdays in Milton area. speCiAlized Community support Worker 24-year-old woman who requires personal and special care procedures needs 25 hours of support in the Williston/ Burlington areas. She enjoys music, listening to books on tape and attending social activities. Ideal candidate is a creative and energetic female. Schedule is 7:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. weekdays. Comprehensive benefits package offered. trAining speCiAlist 28-year-old woman is looking for 10 evening hours of support in downtown Burlington. Focus of work will be on maintaining her apartment and building her independent living skills. Ideal candidate is a near-age female who is open minded and encouraging. Hours to be done two or three evenings a week starting at 6 p.m.

CliniCiAn substAnCe Abuse — Chittenden CliniC The Chittenden Clinic, a methadone program in Chittenden County, is seeking two full-time substance abuse clinicians who will provide individual and group counseling to patients who are opioid dependent. Positions will require the candidate to establish and maintain clinic records, address treatment plans and progress in treatment, and coordinate care. Candidates must have a master’s in counseling or social work and have or be working toward licensure in substance abuse treatment. Afternoon, evening or weekend coverage may be required. employment Counselor Full-time position working in an evidence-based supported employment program assisting individuals recovering from mental illness with their employment and education goals. Responsibilities include community-based assessment, skill and comfort level developing a wide range of jobs in the community, and a desire to work on a multidisciplinary team. Bachelor’s in human services, two years’ human services work experience, valid Vermont driver’s license, registered vehicle and knowledge of community resources required. Knowledge of the Burlington business community preferred. lAborAtory teChniCiAn — Chittenden CliniC The Chittenden Clinic methadone program is seeking one female and one male lab technician. Primary responsibilities include observing and collecting samples for drug testing, analyzing and reporting data, ordering supplies, and other administrative duties as needed. Candidates must be reliable team players. Part-time positions, afternoon hours. Bachelor’s degree required. nurse, Chittenden CliniC The Chittenden Clinic, a Burlington methadone clinic, seeks two full-time nurses (RN or LPN). These positions are responsible for safely dispensing methadone and conducting patient education of safe methadone practice, harm reduction and general health issues relevant to individuals with opiate addiction and/or other substance abuse problems. Afternoon, evening or weekend coverage may be required. pAtient CAre CoordinAtor, Chittenden CliniC Full-time position available to provide case management services to patients in the Chittenden Clinic and conduct prescreens and various outcome assessments. Individual will also participate in staff meetings and behavioral intervention as needed and work with treatment providers and community support groups with the goal of coordinating care and accessing services. Bachelor’s degree required. senior CliniCiAn substAnCe Abuse Full-time position to provide clinical services to clients with a substance abuse diagnosis, as well as to clients with co-occurring disorders. Individual will provide clinical evaluations and make referrals for clients to appropriate services; develop and review individualized treatment plans; provide clinical supervision to one or more colleagues; and perform clinical and/or administrative tasks, including completion of clinical records and follow-up on authorization of treatment services from managed care companies. Master’s degree required.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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he Lodge at Shelburne Bay and The Lodge at Otter Creek are premier adult living communities located in Vermont. We are now hiring for a variety of positions at all levels. Both communities are owned and operated by Bullrock Corporation, an equal opportunity employer. We offer a range of benefits, opportunity for advancement and full and part time positions. Join our team today. Current positions available now:

Part-time Physician Assistant (PA) or Nurse Practitioner (NP)

LPN & RN positions available. Full & Part Time Care Staff & Dining Services positions available evenings, days and nights.

Two to three days per week (flexible). Shift hours 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Hourly salary based on experience. Light patient volume. Pleasant working atmosphere. Current Vermont license and DEA certification required. Send CV to:

Stowe Urgent Care 394 Mountain Rd., Stowe, VT 05672, or fax to 802 253 2877, Attn: Dr Fitzgerald.

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Environmental Compliance Services Inc. (ECS), is seeking a full-time IAQ/ Asbestos/Lead Environmental Project Manager to be stationed out of our Waterbury, Vt. branch location. The position is needed to perform Indoor Air Quality (IAQ) surveys, construction oversight management, and asbestos and lead inspection/monitoring services. Minimum BS in applicable discipline with at least five to ten years of experience in the environmental science/construction field preferred. The position requires an individual with experience in occupational safety/health and/or environmental management in general industry and construction sectors. Vermont state licensing and industry recognized credentials (i.e., asbestos project monitor or other asbestos-related certifications for the state of Vt.) are a must. Building inspector, CIH and CHMM will be highly regarded. Duties may include, but not be limited to, some of the follow specifics: performance of IAQ inspections, building material surveys including collection and laboratory submittal of suspect regulated or toxic materials (i.e., asbestos, lead, UFFI, radon, mold, bacteria, etc.), asbestos and lead inspection/monitoring services, and business development and marketing. Salary is commensurate with experience. We offer a great work environment and excellent benefits including employee stock ownership plan (ESOP), health and dental insurance, short-term disability insurance, long-term disability insurance, life insurance, 401(k) plan with company match, flexible benefits account, tuition reimbursement, paid sick and vacation time, paid holidays, and employee referral bonus program.

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Executive Director

The Vermont Software Developers' Alliance (vtSDA) is currently seeking an executive director. The executive director’s responsibilities include working with the board, communicating with members and sponsors, recruiting new members, soliciting financial sponsorships, overseeing staff, and planning events. Our ideal candidate is organized, has excellent interpersonal skills and is enthusiastic about technology. Grant writing and/or fundraising experience is a plus. This is a part-time position of approximately 20 hours per week with the opportunity to grow as the organization grows. To learn more about vtSDA, visit our websites at www.vtsda.org and www.tappingtech.org. To apply, please send your resume and cover letter to jobs@vtsda.org by March 4.

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To apply, email, mail or fax your cover letter and resume to our corporate headquarters. Please be sure to indicate both the position title and branch location to which you are applying. hrmanager@ecsconsult.com Liz Bodeur, ECS, 588 Silver St. Agawam, MA 01001 Fax: (413) 786-6805

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Burlington Telecom is looking for a full-time help desk technician to provide superior assistance and customer service. This position will be responsible for participating in and tracking customer troubles through internal and external systems and reports. For a complete description, or to apply, visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145. If interested, send resume, cover letter and City of Burlington application to: HR Dept., 131 Church St., Burlington, VT 05401. Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE

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We have an opening for the following position: Web Application Developer.

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For more information visit our website: www.unionstreetmedia.com/jobs. Union Street Media is a web development company located in Burlington, Vt.

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We’re seeking a dynamic individual to lead our engineering team. The Chief Engineer is responsible for the maintenance and upkeep of the entire facility and grounds, to include structural, mechanical, electrical, HVAC systems and related equipment in accordance with our energy initiatives and preventive maintenance programs. This position manages all property rehabilitation, expansions and special projects, employing full-time staff and other trade professionals as necessary. The ideal candidate will have at least ten years of Help Desk experience as a journey mechanic/engineer with a hotel or related facility, and possess superior knowledge of public construction and building systems; permits, licensing, and We have an opening for an experienced Help Desk Operator in newour and existing codes pertaining topositi public Morrisville corporate headquarters. This on is abuildings key memberand our Informati Systems team whose primary responsibility is to work fireof safety. Thisonposition requires excellent communication with our existing Help Desk staff to provide support for 150+ users. skills, schedule flexibility and a desire to serve the public.

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Ensure compliance with state and federal regulations. Review, approve or deny applications. Recommend needed technical alternative or engineering controls MENTAL HEALTH QUALITY MANAGEMENT COORDINATOR Join a dynamic and active team of mental health professionals in the quality management oversight of mental for abatement projects. Conduct compliance health initiatives at the state level. Collaborate with a variety of state asbestos and local service stakeholders to promote, enhance, and implement mental health services and plan for improving the quality and effectiveness of care inspections at schools. We seek candidates with a and treatment. You will participate in consultation site visits, program reviews, and clinical care reviews to assess quality of care and system improvement. Prefer experience auditing and minimum ofopportunities two for years’ knowledge andin Medicaid experience billing, and an understanding of co-occurring disorders and integrated treatment. Reference posting #22770. Burlington – Full-Time. and Open until filled. reviewing processing applications for certification INTEGRATE TREATMENT PROGRAM EVALUATOR and registrations. Specific experience with state and Be a part of a dynamic team coordinating a new initiative to improve integrated services for individuals with co-occurring disorders served in substance abuse and mental health programs. You will provide professional federal asbestos and lead-based paint regulations for level policy and program development, and program implementation and evaluation work for the Department ofconstruction Health Divisions of Mental Health and Alcohol and Drug Abuse Programs (ADAP). Prefer master's degree renovation/demolition projects preferred. in social work, psychology, counseling, or rehabilitation counseling and a certified or licensed alcohol and drug abuse counselor. Reference posting #22489. Burlingtondegree – Full-Time. or equivalent in a Requires an associate’s Open until filled. combination of education and experience. Additional DATA ANALYST AND INFORMATION COORDINATOR You will provide programmay level support DMH information and business Work with experience befor allsubstituted for reporting the needs. education stakeholders to ensure data integrity, and develop and manage ad hoc reports using a variety of reporting and analysis tools. You will design software programs (i.e. ACCESS) capable of organizing and analyzing requirement, and additional college course work monthly service information and generate ad hoc evaluative reports from multiple sources. You should have sound analytical, andtechnology, computer skills, as well as good communication skills, and a sense of humor. in statistical, computer engineering, business or Reference posting #22859. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled. the sciences may be substituted for the experience ADMINISTRATIVE SUPPORT COORDINATOR If requirement. you are interested in coordinating people and multiple tasks, join our team as an office manager and supervisor of administrative support. We are seeking a versatile, detail-oriented individual who will thrive

Women Helping Battered Women is seeking an:

EmploymEnt AdvocAtE This position will work to increase the economic independence of survivors of domestic violence through enhanced job readiness and employment support systems. Also responsible for building awareness in the business community by developing partnerships and helping to develop systems to overcome barriers to independence. Full time. Position offers benefits and a competitive salary. For complete job description go to www.whbw.org. Deadline: March 11. Send resume and cover letter to Jennied@whbw.org.

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The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package.

The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package. To apply, use the online job application at www.vtstatejobs.info or contact the Department of Human Resources, Recruitment Services at (800) 640-1657 (voice) or (800) 253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service).

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Union Bank Trust Administrator Banking. Simplified.

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Union Bank, YOUR community bank, is dedicated to providing superior customer service. We offer challenging and rewarding career opportunities. We are seeking an individual for a full-time position in our Trust department in Morrisville. Responsibilities will include coordinating trust account administration by monitoring compliance with document requirements, managing client expectations and satisfaction through excellent customer service, coordinating services with attorneys, CPAs and financial planners, and performing account reviews and/or procedural audits. Other responsibilities include monitoring and managing the daily operations, overseeing OFAC and FinCEN compliance, assisting in the sale or purchase of assets, and assisting clients in the absence of the Trust Officer. An associate’s degree and/ or five years of experience with trust products and services is preferred. Software used includes Microsoft Word, Excel and Outlook as well as bank proprietary systems. Wages will be commensurate with experience. Union Bank also offers a comprehensive benefits program for full-time employees.

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Project Accountant

MAPLE LEAF FARM

Technology Director

From Addiction to Recovery

Licensed Practical Nurse (LPN) or

The Institute for Sustainable Communities is seeking a project accountant in its Montpelier office. Strong understanding of GAAP and knowledge of QuickBooks and other accounting software are required. Also required: associate’s degree in accounting and three to five years of accounting experience. Visit www.iscvt.org for full details and application instructions.

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Coordinator United Way of Chittenden County is searching for a Coordinator to join the Volunteer Center team to provide volunteer recruitment, referral, recognition and management services for the community. This coordinator will have direct responsibility for the daily operations of the school-based volunteer programs which are specific to building strong intergenerational relationships with children and volunteers 55+. The ideal candidate will have a baccalaureate degree or equivalent experience, with the proven ability to organize, prioritize, and work independently. Excellent communication skills are a must, as well as the ability to relate and engage with diverse communities. Must have a flexible approach to work and be a creative thinker. For more information visit, www.unitedwaycc.org and click ‘Volunteer Now’ To apply via email, send a resume and cover letter by March 11th to trish@unitedwaycc.org. No phone calls, please. UWCC is an equal opportunity employer. Candidates from diverse backgrounds are encouraged to apply.

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20-32 hours/week, to assist in the primary care unit. Duties include phlebotomy, assisting nurses with patient admissions, clinic flow and clinic clerical duties. Ideal candidate will have an interest in working with a diverse patient population working on recovery. Candidate needs to be able to work some weekends and evenings. Mail or fax resumes to Maple Leaf Farm Associates, Inc., 10 Maple Leaf Rd., Underhill, VT 05489. Phone: 802-899-2911 Fax: 802-899-3617 Email: info@mapleleaf.org A U NITED WAY MEMB ER AGENC Y

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Democracy for America is a grassroots powerhouse working to change our country and the Democratic Party from the bottom up.

Medical Assistant (MA)

We are seeking a talented and experienced individual to be our next technology director. He or she understands the challenges of online organizing and how to implement the right solutions. We are looking for a team player who thrives in a collaborative atmosphere. The ideal candidate has a proven background of web application development, hands-on experience with modern web frameworks, and production-level experience with relational databases. Competitive salary is commensurate with experience. Benefits include 100% personal health insurance coverage, paid vacation and holidays, employer contribution to retirement plan, a fun and dynamic work environment and the chance to make real change happen. For more information, please visit DemocracyForAmerica.com/jobs. To apply, please email a resume and cover letter to careers@democracyforamerica.com with the subject line “Technology Director – YOUR NAME”. In your cover letter, please describe a couple of projects you’ve worked on recently to give us a sense of the breadth of your work.

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Shared Living Provider

CCS is seeking couples or individuals This position begins immediately to provide home supports to individuals with and applications will be accepted until the position is filled. developmental disabilities. The following positions DFA is an equal-opportunity employer. include a generous tax-free stipend, ongoing supports, assistance with necessary home modifications, respite and a comprehensive 5v-democracyAmerica-021611.indd 1 2/14/11 training package. Support a charming man either in his apartment or your accessible home. He enjoys movies, being a part of the self-advocacy movement and his job at the airport. The ideal candidate will have good communication skills and patience and enjoy socializing and going out into the community. Support an active, Social and independent man in your home. He enjoys cooking, the arts and socializing with others. The ideal roommate will have a sense of humor, be able to assist this man with accessing the community, and support him in increasing and maintaining his independent living skills. This home cannot have pets. Support a kind, humorouS gentleman who enjoys being involved in the community and in social settings. The ideal candidate will be patient and flexible and have strong interpersonal and communication skills. contact al Frugoli at afrugoli@ccs-vt.org or 802-655-0511 x108 for more information. Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446 www.ccs-vt.org

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Looking for a creative, rewarding and flexible job?

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The Children’s Literacy Foundation (CLiF) is a local nonprofit that has nurtured a love of reading and writing among more than 100,000 low-income, at-risk and rural children throughout Vermont and New Hampshire. See www.clifonline.org. We are currently hiring for two positions.

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Communication/Development Coordinator 30-40 hours per week CLiF seeks experienced professional to manage communications and oversee many activities related to fundraising. Duties include newsletter, annual report, press releases, media cultivation, updating website, e-newsletter, Facebook and Twitter. Fundraising efforts include outreach to businesses, grants and supporting Executive Director in major donor relations. Requirements: BA and excellent writing and editing skills. 3+ years in professional communications. Experience creating/maintaining donor relationships. Social media work a plus. Skilled with Microsoft Office suite and donor management software. Strong interpersonal skills.

Office Manager 20-30 hours per week CLiF seeks seasoned administrative professional. Duties include managing donor database, e-newsletter, bulk mailings, phone coverage, mail, email and general support of program staff. Some flexibility in hours and scheduling. Requirements: 3+ years excellent track record in administrative position. Skilled in Microsoft Office programs and donor software. Strong work ethic, and commitment to individual accountability, while promoting a team environment. Great problem-solving skills. Send resume and cover letter by March 14 to clif@clifonline.org indicating which position you seek. We prefer individuals who live within 20 miles of the CLiF office in Waterbury Center, Vt.

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Elementary Principal

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Bridport Elementary School Bridport, Vermont

Located near the shores of Lake Champlain, the Bridport Central School seeks a dynamic educator to serve as principal for a PreK-6 school with a population of about 80 students. Thirteen (full-time & part-time) faculty and 11 support staff are employed by the school district. The Bridport Central School is committed to the academic, social, and emotional development of all its students. The ideal candidate will possess: knowledge of current research regarding classroom instruction, classroom management, and student assessment; a working knowledge of the Vermont standards; excellent oral/written communications skills; a minimum of five years’ teaching and/or administrative experience. Send letter of interest, current resume, complete transcripts, evidence of licensure and three current letters of reference to: Wm Lee Sease, Superintendent Addison Central Supervisory Union 49 Charles Avenue Middlebury, VT 05753 Application deadline: March 14, 2011. Position will remain open until filled. E.O.E

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Licensed Psychotherapist Space available in wellestablished women‘s practice on Burlington waterfront. Sublet is an option. Parking included.

Lund Family Center is a multiservice nonprofit that has served families and children throughout Vermont for over 120 years. Our mission is to help children thrive by serving families with children, pregnant or parenting teens and young adults, and adoptive families. Currently seeking candidates for full-time case management positions:

Substance Abuse Case Manager

Reach Up Case Manager To provide support to young families in accessing basic needs; connecting to community resources; gaining education, employment and training skills; and working toward self-sufficiency. Case Manager would work with families in both the residential program and the community. Ability and interest in strength-based, family-centered work important. Must be a team player and have the ability to work independently as well. Minimum of bachelor’s degree in human-service-related field. Experience working with women and children preferred, knowledge of community resources and case management skills desired. LFC offers a comprehensive benefit and opportunities for professional development. For more information, visit our website at www.lundfamilycenter.org. Please submit cover letter and resume to: Jamie Tourangeau, HR Manager, Lund Family Center, PO Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05406-4009. Fax: (802) 861-6460. Email: jamiet@lundfamilycenter.org.

Online education program seeks independent, detail-oriented multitasker 25 hours/week May-October, possibly longer. This staff person will moderate course sessions and interact with students, faculty, board and staff in relation to course scheduling, student registration, marketing, development and other vital areas. Requirements: Prefer bachelor’s degree and one to two years of professional experience and excellent customer service and communications skills. Must be comfortable with word processing and spreadsheet programs and learning new software. Experience with education/online learning environment is a plus.

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Maple Leaf Farm, an inpatient substance-abuse program, has the following positions open:

Full-time Licensed

Clinical Social Worker and/or master’s-level

Mental Health Professional with a CADC/LADC. Duties include group and individual addictions counseling and case management as well as IOP group facilitation. Ideal candidate will have at least five years post-master’s experience providing substance abuse treatment to a diverse population of adults, excellent writing and group facilitation skills, and knowledge of short-term, cognitive behavioral treatment approaches with persons diagnosed with substance-use disorders and co-occurring mental-health disorders.

Milieu Counselor,

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Course Liaison -Online Education

Excellent hourly rate; great downtown office.

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To assist pregnant and parenting young women in need of treatment with referral; transition support; case coordination; life-skills-related mentoring, education and support; monitoring; and wraparound services. Minimum of bachelor’s degree in social-work, counseling, or human-services-related field and Apprentice Substance Abuse Counselor Certificate or the ability to test for certification within three months of hire date. Experience working with women and children and knowledge of community resources preferred.

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CornerStone Psychotherapy 802-651-7508

ideally with experience in the field of addictions treatment, to provide supervision to a population of adult males and females who are recovering from the effects of alcohol/drug dependency.

Per diem

Counselors for evenings and weekends, ideally with experience in the field of addictions treatment. Responsibilities include group addictions psycho-education/counseling and milieu management. The ability to work cooperatively within a clinical team is a must. Individual and group supervision provided. For more information regarding our program and available employment opportunities please visit our website: www.mapleleaf.org. Email cover letter and resumes to MichaelZ@mapleleaf.org, or mail to: Michael A. Zacharias, Ph.D. — Clinical Director, Maple Leaf Farm, 10 Maple Leaf Rd., Underhill, VT 05489

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The City of Burlington Parks & Recreation Department seeks a talented professional to lead its parks, forestry, and facilities operations and maintenance.

Superintendent of Park Operations and Maintenance

Under the leadership of the Parks & Recreation Director, the Parks Superintendent has responsibility for fulfilling the department’s mission, goals, objectives and strategies in managing the parks system and coordinating with and representing the executive team of the department.

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This is a visible, professional position responsible for managing planning, organizing, directing, and evaluating the maintenance and upkeep of parks, recreation and special facilities. Burlington Parks & Recreation Department operates public parks, recreation and public facilities, and programs to its approximately 39,000 Burlington residents and thousands of visitors. The department manages 37 parks and conservation properties, comprising 850 acres, 13 miles of paved recreational paths, five special recreation facilities, three cemeteries and six public buildings.

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Second Spring, located in Williamstown, Vt., is the ideal place to work if you enjoy rural, aesthetically pleasing surroundings that include a historic former inn converted to a community recovery residence, as well as picturesque views of the outdoors. The program at Second Spring is a recovery-focused, wellness-based model that values the individual strengths and creativity of employees, which contributes to the well-being and recovery of those we serve. Individuals who enjoy helping others discover and develop their greatest potential, and who enjoy working with like-minded people, are encouraged to apply. We currently have the following positions available for qualified applicants:

Vocational Specialist

Seeking an energetic, actionoriented individual with excellent communication skills to provide vocational services. Must have a willingness to reach out to businesses to develop job placement opportunities and build strong relationships with fellow professionals as well as work in collaboration with vocational training programs to ensure skill development and long-term reintegration into the community. This position requires a bachelor’s degree and/or a combination of education and relevant experience.

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A minimum of six years of progressively responsible supervisory experience in municipal parks operations and maintenance. *A master’s degree is preferred, as is certification as a Parks and Recreation Professional, or the ability to obtain such within one year of appointment. *Thorough knowledge of park management, land use, conservation and park operations, turf maintenance, and modern building construction. * Demonstrated leadership, managerial presentation and judgment skills with a proven record of developing effective working relationships with coworkers, employees, community leaders and the public. * Experience in budget and fiscal management with the ability to effectively interpret, project and justify operational and capital budget proposals to policy bodies. *Skills in critical thinking, communication, strategic planning and leadership. *Ability to create and sustain a spirit of teamwork and accountability *Ability to work comfortably and diplomatically within a diverse community with fairness and openness to varying opinions, interests and needs. *An approachable, positive and energetic nature. To apply for this position, please submit a City of Burlington application, resume, and cover letter by March 16, 2011, to Human Resources Department, 131 Church St., Burlington, VT 05401. For a complete job description and City of Burlington application visit our website at

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Program Assistant Are you a creative problem solver, well-organized, efficient and able to manage competing priorities? If so, the Vermont Humanities Council, a nonprofit headquartered in Montpelier and dedicated to the active support of the humanities statewide, wants to talk to you. We are seeking an energetic, full-time Program Assistant to administer the day-to-day operations of the Council’s community programs. We are looking for someone with excellent writing and overall communications skills who is attentive to detail and proficient in Word and Excel. Experience with desktop publishing, QuickBooks and databases is a plus. We require a bachelor’s degree and a love of learning and ideas. In return, we offer a competitive salary and excellent benefits package. EOE.

Founded in 1904, Lane Press is distinguished by its rich history of printing and publishing innovation. More than 300 publishers nationwide rely on Lane Press for our ability to produce high quality publications every issue, every time. Lane Press has been one of Vermont’s premier employers for over 100 years. Our employees are team spirited, and strive to exceed our customers expectation at every step in the process. We are looking for great additions to our team in the following positions:

Please send cover letter, resume and three references to:

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Vermont Humanities Council ATTN: Human Resources, 11 Loomis St., Montpelier, VT 05602, or email lwinter@vermonthumanities.org.

Join our night shift team! We are looking for a talented maintenance technician to support our high-speed, 24/7 production operations. Working a 12-hour night shift, which includes up to five days off per pay week and 182 days off every year, this may be the ideal schedule for you!

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Currently, Lane Press has a challenging career opportunity for a technician skilled in the repair of complex mechanical equipment. Primary responsibilities will include the maintenance and repair of pneumatics, hydraulics, mechanical drives, lubrication systems and HVAC systems, as well as assistance with electrical repairs. Our successful candidate will be experienced in the use of hand and power tools. Knowledge of the operation of machine shop equipment and welding and/or an interest in electrical controls is a plus. The ability to drive to fast and efficient results in a fastpaced manufacturing setting is critical. Successful completion of a mechanical technology program, and at least four years’ experience in the repair of complex mechanical equipment, is required. CAD training and/or experience are also desirable.

Customer Service Specialist As a customer service specialist, you will join a team of highly skilled customer service representatives in tracking and managing the production workflow of a publication through our facility. While maintaining databases with customer information, you will communicate with customers on critical production schedule milestones and provide our customers with requests for samples, estimates and/or invoices. This position is a great opportunity for someone who is interested in moving into a Customer Service Representative role in the future. Our ideal candidate will have a college degree, possess strong time management skills, and have the demonstrated ability to perform in a fast-paced environment and a natural affinity for serving customers. The position requires three to five years of experience in professional customer service and/ or administrative support along with proficiency with Microsoft Office Word and Excel. Print production experience is a plus. The Lane Press offers a competitive salary commensurate with experience and ability along with a comprehensive benefit package. Qualified applicants should respond with their resume and salary requirements to: The Lane Press, Attn: Human Resources, P.O. Box 130, Burlington, VT 05402, or email jobs@lanepress.com. EOE

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Web Designer Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors in their homes, is seeking friendly, cheerful, and dependable people. CAREGivers assist seniors with companionship, light housekeeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, and more. Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: Daytime, evening, weekend and overnight shifts currently available. No heavy lifting.

Fuse, a marketing agency targeting teens and young adults, recently named one of the “Best Places to Work in Vermont,” is seeking a Web Designer to concept & create digital work for web and other interactive media. Ideal candidates will have relevant youth-culture design experience. 3+ years of experience and strong proficiency in Adobe CS is required. Web development experience a plus. For a complete job description, and to apply, please visit: www.fusemarketing.com/jobs.

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Residential Case ManageR NFI-Vermont is seeking a full-time Residential Case Manager for its Allenbrook Program in South Burlington. Allenbrook is a communitybased group home for coed youths ages 13 to 18. This is a 40-hour position, Friday through Tuesday, with a competitive salary and excellent benefit package. Qualified candidates will possess a Bachelor’s Degree and have experience working in residential care. Experience managing a household (cooking, maintenance, gardening, etc.) is highly desirable. Must have a valid driver’s license and high energy level and be able to pass a criminal background check. Please submit cover letter and resume to Jennifer Snay, 102 Allen Rd., South Burlington, VT 05403, or email jennifersnay@nafi.com. Please, no phone calls. WWW.NAFI.COM

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The Windjammer Restaurant and Upper Deck Pub are seeking a manager to supervise a staff of servers and bartenders. Three years of hospitality management experience is desired, and the ability to work a flexible schedule is required. We offer a competitive wage and benefits package. Interested candidates should submit their resume to:

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Armistead is adding CAREGIVERS to our team. Armistead offers home-based, nonmedical personal care and other support services for seniors.

An order selector selects product according to pick labels, places the product in the proper locations on pallets and prepares for shipping. Duties include: scanning job functions into labor clock; obtaining proper paperwork for the shift; may Visit us online, www.armisteadinc.com, to fill out an select products using Vocal-lex application or call Sara at 802-288-8117. technology; manually transfering cased products from pick slots to pallet and affixing labels; securing products on pallets; and other duties as assigned. Qualifications 4t-Armistead-0804410.indd 1 8/2/10 1:57:35 PMinclude high school diploma or equivalent preferred with a minimum of one year related work experience. Must be able to lift up to 50 pounds frequently, and up to 80 pounds occasionally; must be 18 years of age with the ability to work in varying temperatures from -20ºF to 100ºF.

Armistead has part-time day, evening, night, weekend and live-in positions available. Armistead offers a flexible schedule. Caregivers must have a vehicle and be willing to work every other weekend.

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Internet publisher seeks web application developer (LAMP). Williston-based company is hiring a second web app developer for coding, testing, app maintenance and prototyping. Experience with PHP5, HTML5/ CSS required. Competitive salary plus benefits. Learn more at www.bfpublishing.com/careers

Merchants Bank is Vermont’s independent, statewide bank. We believe that Vermont Matters. We believe that our employees matter too. Our employees enjoy meaningful work and true benefits. We are looking to bring experienced and talented individuals on board for the following opportunities:

Commercial Banking Administrator Full time, South Burlington Responsible for supporting lenders in the commercial banking group, including Corporate Banking Officers, Business Banking Officers and Government Banking Officers, in execution of all administrative duties associated with the lending position, assistance with selling and crossselling of bank products, and adherence to bank loan policy guidelines and credit administration procedures. Candidates with the following credentials are encouraged to apply: four-year bachelor’s degree or demonstrated equivalent in relevant work experience: two years of professional experience and strong performance in financial management, financial analysis, marketing management, customer service, commercial banking or other relevant field.

Credit Analyst I Full time, South Burlington Analyze and approve all types of commercial loan applications, in accordance with established Bank policies and procedures. Work with sales/lending staff to meet customer needs. Candidates with the following credentials are encouraged to apply: bachelor’s degree in business, finance or related field, or equivalent combination of education and work experience. Minimum of one year of loan experience, including financial statement and credit analysis, in a bank environment.

Personal Banker Full time, Essex Responsible for teller operations, customer service, sales and involvement with consumer lending in the local branch. Actively services customer transactions, account openings, and branch-level inquiries. Actively sells all Merchants Bank products and services. Actively develops household and commercial relationships. Supports Branch President in pursuit of branch deposit and loan-growth objectives. Candidates with the following credentials are encouraged to apply: extensive experience with exemplary standards for customer service, precision cash handling experience, good mathematical skills and strong computer skills. Previous Teller experience, basic knowledge of lending and experience in a competitive sales environment are desired. Please visit us in the “Careers” section of www.mbvt.com for full position descriptions and to apply online.

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The tap beers and hot drinks, such as rum cider and bouillon russe, may be popular après ski, but the wines on the broad, by-the-glass list ably complement the fare. Chez Henri’s selection includes nine reds and five whites — mostly Georges Duboeuf wines — by the glass. So, a diner who likes to pair course by course is in luck. Rhône lovers, even more so. The floral viognier I chose was a touch too robust for the oysters, but the syrah was moody enough to match the canard bite by bite. The berrylike Côtes du Rhône red was among the most versatile with food, from soup to steak.

food For dessert, we eschewed the crème brûlée and chocolate mousse cake and instead dug into an almost smoky crème caramel served with fresh whipped cream. Bracing French-press coffee sobered us up for the drive home. Sated but with lighter pockets, we headed out into the snow. A dinner at Chez Henri is not so much about surprises as it is about indulging the senses: a roaring fire, classic French fare and understated decadence. Chez Henri, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2600. chezhenrisugarbush.com

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On the Vine Beat « P.39 started looking at my options. I realized I’d be disappointed if I didn’t follow this. Each wine shop has its own personality; what is yours? I was going for a European feel. My original idea was to have a European wine bar [but Vermont laws do not allow that]. I like to think of this as a place without pretension, where you can come in and people know you by name, and you can chat to them about wine.

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A t 5 pm precedi ng the wine tasting, all are welcome at Burlington City Hall for a ceremonial raising of the flag of La Francophonie internationale with Consul Général de France, Christophe Guilhou.

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RENEWABLE ENERGY WORKSHOP: Colin Sorenson from Local Energy details how homeowners can harness solar-electric, solar-thermal and wind power. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com. ‘SMART ABOUT SOLAR’: Renewable-energy expert David Blittersdorf outlines the rationale for gridconnected solar photovoltaics, as well as incentives for implementing such sun-powered energy solutions in homes and businesses. Library, Charlotte Central School, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9600.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Healthy humans part with life-sustaining pints. Shelburne Town Hall, noon-2-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PHILATELIC CLUB: Stamp collectors of all levels of interest and experience swap sticky squares, and stories about them. GE Healthcare Building, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4817, laineyrapp@yahoo.com.

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LUNCH & LEARN: How does your garden grow? Speaker Anita Nadeau divulges caretaking tips for that perennial favorite, the African violet. Gardener’s Supply, Williston, noon-12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. MILTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY MEETING: Never mind the frosty temps; folks reminisce about picnics and drive-in eateries over hot dogs, salads and root beer ... and a screening of A Hot Dog Program. Milton Historical Society, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 8934546 or 363-2598, miltonhistorical@yahoo.com. ‘PLAUDERABEND’: Conversationalists with a basic knowledge of the German language put their skills to use over dinner. Zen Gardens, South Burlington, 6 p.m. Free; cost of food. Info, 862-3100 or 863-5036. ‘TECH SAVVY’: Experience the wonder of the web while learning how to Skype. Bring a laptop or use a library computer. Bradford Public Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536.

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‘ANOTHER YEAR’: A happily married couple while away four seasons, trying to make sense of their lives, in Mike Leigh’s 2010 drama. Catamount Arts

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BENEFIT DINNER: Diners down gastropub fare to support the Girl Scouts of the Green and White Mountains. Bluebird Tavern, Burlington, 5 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 540-1786. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery experience the tempering and dipping process. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ‘THE OPEN TABLE’: Chefs Claudine Marlett and Michael Hays prepare a community meal for diners who contribute what they can, whether it be in money, labor, skills or simply their company. LACE, Barre, 6-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 476-4276.

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ARMCHAIR EXERCISE: Gentle physical activity helps folks increase circulation, stamina and muscle strength. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.noon. Donations accepted. Info, 658-3585. ‘WEIGHT LOSS THAT STAYS OFF’: Adults and teens get the skinny on a spiritual and practical approach to lowering the number on the scale. Assembly of God Christian Center, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 893-2454. YOGA CLASS: Gentle stretches improve core strength and flexibility. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.

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ENOSBURG PLAYGROUP: Children and their adult caregivers immerse themselves in singing activities and more. American Legion, Enosburg Falls, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. FAIRFAX PLAYGROUP: Multicultural stories and activities accent child’s play. Health Room, Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. WED.02

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If teaching your tabby to perform on the parallel bars sounds like herding cats, you’re obviously not Gregory Popovich. To the Russian juggling master, a veteran of the Moscow Circus, training the notoriously obstinate house cat is no different than training dogs, geese, doves and parrots — and you can see his successful efforts with each in the touring Popovich Comedy Pet Theater. The act, straight from the V Theater at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino, features a cast of shelterrescued critters in onstage stunts that are pretty freakin’ hilarious. Jump-roping canines, a kitty walking a baby carriage, a pooch on a scooter — who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? Humans pull off the requisite physical comedy and European-style clowning, as well.

Saturday, March 5, 11 a.m. and 3 p.m., at Lebanon Opera House, N.H. $15-20; $40 family pass (for one adult and two kids). Info, 603-448-0400. lebanonoperahouse.org

Grand and Grandeur The 12th season of “Dancing With the Stars” premieres this month — but, honestly, after watching Bristol Palin compete in the last round, aren’t you ready to see some bona fide big shots sweep the stage? The solution is Ballet Grand Prix, the first-ever tour of Youth America Grand Prix’s annual closing-night gala. The show (billed as “Stars of Today Meet the Stars of Tomorrow”) features YAGP winners and finalists on the same program as accomplished dancers from the American Ballet Theatre, Berlin State Opera Ballet, Jacoby & Pronk and more. The repertoire flits between classical pieces — including Michel Fokine’s

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March is such a tease. We may be out of the winter doldrums — sort of — but spring is not quite yet in the air. Actually, strike that; the season blooms early at this weekend’s Vermont Flower Show. The central garden display boasts a “sweet dreams” theme, where flora fans drift off into a lush and fantastical landscape, from the meandering Flower River to the Dr. Seuss-inspired Spiral Mountain to a medieval castle where a unicorn frolics. The idyllic scene sets the stage for three days of garden-based displays, educational seminars and workshops. Polish your green thumb while learning how to grow grapes at home, prune a bonsai or cook with homegrown ingredients. Pretty petals, edible landscapes, garden gnomes ... as the Eurythmics sang, “Sweet dreams are made of this.” Who are we to disagree?

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Big Easy come, Big Easy go. It happens fast, but if you’re in Burlington, it’s impossible to miss Party Gras — er, the annual Magic Hat Mardi Gras Parade. This all-ages street bash gives a nod to N’awlins’ frenzied Fat Tuesday celebration while keeping a Queen City community vibe — after all, the fun benefits the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. It all starts at noon on Church Street, where festivalgoers can buy shiny beads, jam to tunes MAGIC HAT MARDI GRAS PARADE by Sambatucada! and flaunt Saturday, March 5, noon-5 p.m., fancy costumes before the in downtown Burlington. Music crowning of the King and and outdoor performances on Church Street, noon-3 Queen of Mardi Gras. The p.m. Parade begins at South parade kicks off at 3 p.m. — Winooski and Main streets, and heads down Main Street 3 p.m. Families with kids under 10 can watch from the this year — with a fleet of Little Jambalaya Viewing floats exhibiting themes Zone, located on the north from oversize hot dogs to side of Main Street, between The Wizard of Oz. Once North Champlain and Battery streets. Mardi Gras After Hours those good times have rolled immediately follows at the by, trek to the top block of top block of Church Street. Church Street for a postparty Free. Info, 864-0555, ext. 26. magichat.net/mardigras concert with Bearquarium.


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High School Book Group: Bookworms crack open all manner of tomes, from plays to graphic novels to short stories. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Highgate Story Hour: Good listeners soak up classic fairy tales. Highgate Public Library, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Ice Skating for Homeschoolers: Independent learners hit the ice. Ice Barn, Milton, noon-2 p.m. $3 includes skating and rentals; $10 for skating lessons. Info, 893-4237. Middle School Book Group: Young people dish about their current reads. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Milton Baby Playgroup: New moms, dads and babies socialize on a weekly basis. New Life Fellowship, Milton, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 893-4922. Montgomery Story Hour: Little lit lovers flip pages before snacking. Montgomery Town Library, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Moving & Grooving With Christine: Young ones jam out to rock-and-roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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Robert Cray Band: A five-time Grammy winner throws blues, rock, jazz and soul into the mix. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 8 p.m. $47-54. Info, 253-3000. Valley Night: In This Century’s Mark Lester breaks out blues, country and roots tunes. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $5 suggested cover. Info, 496-8994.

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Nighttime Snowshoe Dinner Tour: Diners stretch their legs on a trail to a rustic cabin, where a blazing fireplace and candlelit meal await. Preregister. Round Barn Farm, Waitsfield, 6:15 p.m. $90 includes guides, snowshoe rentals and meal (BYOB). Info, 496-2276.

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Night Rider Series: Skiers and riders compete in the illuminated terrain parks for prizes. Bolton Valley Resort, 4:30 p.m. $18 includes lift ticket; $12 for season-pass holders. Info, 434-6804.

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Annelise Orleck: Nearly a century after the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire, the author of Common Sense and a Little Fire looks into its lasting impact on workplace safety laws. Rutland Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860. Colleen Boggs: In “Her Soul Selects Her Own Society,” this Dartmouth professor forays into the life and works of Emily Dickinson. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘Communities and Justice: Inequality and Innovation in America’s Justice System’: A six-day symposium gathers experts from across the country in discussions exploring race, immigration, incarceration, criminal justice, holistic community development and more. Middlebury College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 608-354-3216. ‘Death With Dignity: From Oregon to Vermont’: A panel discussion about a bill recently introduced in the Vermont House of Representatives features speaker George Eighmey, a former Oregon state legislator who helped implement the act in the Beaver State. St. Albans Historical Museum, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9473. Dr. François Clemmons: In a performance lecture, this Middlebury College artist-in-residence portrays how Negro spirituals stemmed from slaves’ experiences in “If You Don’t Want Your Slave to Speak Freely, You Should Forbid Him to Sing!” First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. Dr. Mary Childers: A memoirist discusses her broken childhood, her path out of poverty and the

ethical issues she faced writing about them in Welfare Brat. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. Lamoille County Osher Lecture Series: Twenty-five years of anecdotes, analysis and beliefs thread through Stowe Reporter publisher and owner Biddle Duke’s lecture on “Why Journalism?” Town & Country Resort, Stowe, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 253-9011. Noontime Café & Program: Fleming Museum curator of collections and exhibitions Aimee Marcereau DeGalan ponders “Running Away With the Circus: Portrait of the Artist as Clown.” Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free with museum admission, $3-5, or $10 per family. Info, 656-2090. Paul Searls: The author of Two Vermonts: Geography and Identity, 1865-1910 compares and contrasts cultural and political perspectives in “Then and Now.” St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

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‘Out of Control’: Marabo Productions presents two one acts penned by Burlington playwright Maura Campbell. “20/20” is a playful romp of attempted murder and betrayal, while “Ou Topos” is a sci-fi workshop performance. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Off Center for the Dramatic Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 578-4857 or 373-4703. ‘The Real Thing’: Tom Stoppard’s play, presented by Northern Stage, looks at the nature of love through the lens of art and the modern world. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $5-58. Info, 291-9009, ext. 10.

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T. Alan Broughton: The author of four novels, a short-story collection and seven volumes of poetry delivers the annual John Engels Reading. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. Writers’ Group: Wordsmiths put pen to paper in response to prompts — and then share their results. Johnson Public Library, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 363-5541.

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American Red Cross Blood Drive: See WED.02, Williston Fire Station, noon-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. Chess Club: Checkmate! Board-game players try to attack the king with sly strategies. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $2-3. Info, 363-5803. Mastermind Group Meeting: Big dreamers build a supportive network as they try to realize personal and professional goals in an encouraging environment. Best Western Waterbury-Stowe, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7822. Tax Assistance: Tax counselors straighten up financial affairs for low- and middle-income taxpayers, with special attention to those 60 and over. Call ahead for an appointment. Kolvoord Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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‘Another Year’: See WED.02, 7 p.m. ‘Blue Valentine’: See WED.02, 7 p.m. Environmental Film Series: Practical Applications of Permaculture for New England documents renewable agriculture methods in use at D Acres of New Hampshire’s Organic Permaculture Farm & Educational Homestead. A Q&A follows. Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Quechee, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 359-5000. ‘Wendy and Lucy’: Michelle Williams stars as a drifter who loses her only friend — her faithful pooch — on a road trip to Alaska. Loew Auditorium,

Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422.

food & drink

Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.02, 2 p.m.

health & fitness

Alexander Technique Class: Learn to move with ease and freedom as instructors Sami Pincus and Stephanie Sohns address negative posture and movement habits that cause stress, tension, discomfort and pain. Touchstone Healing Arts School, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. $25 to drop in. Info, 777-3370 or 310-4610. Armchair Exercise: See WED.02, 11:30 a.m.-noon. Dr. Stephen Brandon: The wellness consultant and chiropractic physician offers insight on how to improve and repair shoulder injuries. Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1. Strong Living Exercise: Fitness enthusiasts undergo strength training for good health. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 443-1654. Women’s Zumba Class: Fast-paced rhythms fuel a Latin-inspired dance-fitness party led by Casey Clark. Chabad of Vermont, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $5. Info, 658-5770.

Celtic Crossroads: Seven world-class musicians and more than 20 instruments create fiery Irish music and percussion. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $28-35. Info, 760-4634. Michael Chorney & Ron Rost: The two, dubbed the “Miscellaneous Regulars” for their various musical accompaniment and composing gigs at Middlebury College, take the spotlight this time. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. Rhythm Collective: Grab your drumsticks! Vermont percussionist Will Smith leads a drop-in class exploring beats through a multicultural lens. The Art House, Middlebury, 7:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 989-6810.

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‘Ski Inn’ & Lunch: Cross-country skiers explore the scenic lodge trails in a group excursion, returning in time for a soup and sandwich buffet. Please call ahead. Highland Lodge & XC Center, Greensboro, 9:45 a.m.-noon. Donations accepted. Info, 533-2647.

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Café Scientifique: Digital-forensics expert Gary Kessler asks, “How Safe Are We Against Cyber Attack?” in a lecture addressing Facebook, Myspace, cyberspace theft and more. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free; for ages 21 and up, cash bar. Info, 877-324-6386.

Fletcher Playgroup: Little ones make use of the open gym before snack time. Fletcher Elementary School, Cambridge, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Charles A. Dana Category 1 2011 Lecture Series: Professor Matt Lutz gets specific in “Community and Craft: Notes on Multidisciplinary Projects.” Multipurpose Room, Kreitzberg Library, Norwich University, Northfield, 12:15-1 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2794.

Alburgh Playgroup: Tots form friendships over stories, songs and crafts. Alburgh Family Center, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

‘Food for Thought’ Library Volunteers: Pizza sparks discussion of books and library projects for teens. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘Communities and Justice: Inequality and Innovation in America’s Justice System’: See WED.02, 4:30 p.m. & 9 p.m.

Franklin Story Hour: Lovers of the written word perk up for read-aloud tales and adventures with lyrics. Haston Library, Franklin, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

‘Death With Dignity: From Oregon to Vermont’: See WED.02, Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 12:30 p.m., and Mark Skinner Library, Manchester, 6:30 p.m.

Georgia Playgroup: Provided snacks offer an intermission to free play. Georgia Youth Center, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Dr. Vincent Bolduc & Dr. Herbert Kessell: Two researchers summarize the findings of a 20year study on the quality of life in Vermont. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon. Free. Info, 654-2536.

Kids Story Time: Snacks and activities chase an hour of tales. LACE, Barre, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4276. Music With Raphael: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Open Computer Time: Teens play games and surf the web on library laptops. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. PJ Story Time: Little kids rock nightgowns and flannels as special guests read from books. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Science Magic: Kids in grades three and up use simple household materials in fantastical tricks. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Story Hour: A reader gives voice to pages of children’s prose. Block Gallery, Winooski, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 373-5150.

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Acoustic Africa: Habib Koité, Oliver Mtukudzi and Afel Bocoum lead a musical journey through African guitar traditions. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $28-38. Info, 603-448-0400. Burlington Songwriters: Lyricists share and critique original works. Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-1822.

James Naremore: Indiana University’s professor emeritus of communication and culture investigates hard-boiled detective stories in “Chandler, Hawks and The Big Sleep.” Room 232, Axinn Center at Starr Library, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘Making a Living Working for Peace’: Agape Community founders Suzanne and Brayton Shanley, founding member of Vermont Action for Peace Joseph Gainza, and Volunteers for Peace of Burlington placement coordinator Chelsea Frisbee form a panel to discuss career paths promoting social justice and nonviolence. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. Mary Jane Rehm: In “Pare Down, Simplify and Declutter,” the speaker offers pointers for creating a harmonious living space. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com. Monona Rossol: The chemist, artist, industrial hygienist and founder of New York City nonprofit A.C.T.S. explores environmental, health and safety issues in the fields of art education and theater production. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5404, ldiamond@ uvm.edu. Reza Ramazani & Nathalie Mathieu-Bolh: Two economics professors, from St. Michael’s College and the University of Vermont, respectively,

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‘out of Control’: See WED.02, 7:30 p.m. ‘Suddenly, laSt Summer’: Students present Tennessee Williams’ play about the shocking circumstances surrounding the death of widow Violet Venable’s only son — and the lengths she takes to cover up the truth. Hartman Theatre, Myers Fine Arts Building, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $2-10. Info, 518-564-2243. ‘the real thing’: See WED.02, 7:30 p.m.

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dyad CommuniCation: Participants learn to speak and truly be heard in this evening of contemplative conversation. Parlor Room, Bethany Church, Montpelier, 6:15-8:45 p.m. $10; donations accepted. Info, 522-5855. Story time: Lit lovers of all ages take in fanciful tales. Bud & Bella’s Bookshop, Randolph, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 728-5509.

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argentinean tango: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

Book & Bake Sale: Items up for grabs satisfy bookworms and sweet tooths alike. Grace United Methodist Church, Essex Junction, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-8071. knitting & Sewing: Folks spin a good yarn during crafts class. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585. ‘name that moVie!’: Cinemaddicts try to correctly title films by screening a barrage of short clips at happy hour. The CineClub, Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 5-6 p.m. $2.50. Info, 229-0598. ShaBana BaSij-raSikh: This Afghanistan native, Middlebury College student and one of Glamour’s Top 10 College Women leads an open class about “Afghan Women Working for Change.” Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. Skiing to enlightenment weekend & tiBetan new year CeleBration: Lectures, meditation and outdoor activities fill an annual celebration. Milarepa Center, Barnet. $100-200 suggested donation includes meals and accomodations. Info, 633-4136. tertulia latina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. ‘the CheeSemakerS BlueS’: The Eames Brothers Band serenade an evening of Vermont cheese and beer, featuring brews from Three Penny Taproom and cheese plates with samples from 2010 American Cheese Society Blue Ribbon winners. Montpelier City Hall, 7-11 p.m. $15; free for kids under 5. Info, 755-6155. Vermont flower Show: Fastforward to spring! With its “Sweet Dreams” theme, this showcase of flora takes attendees on a fantastical garden journey. See calendar spotlight. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. $3-15 daily; free for children under 3; $30 weekend pass. Info, 888-518-6484. wine-taSting dinner & mardi graS danCe: Hors d’oeuvres and a full buffet prepared by chef Roland Gaujac pave the way for festive dancing to Cajun tunes by Yankee Chank. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 6-11 p.m. $30; $10 for dance only. Info, 425-2120, ext. 3.

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women’S film feStiVal: Thirty-nine documentaries and feature films share compelling stories about females over the course of this March screen attraction. Proceeds benefit the Women’s Freedom Center. Latchis Theater and New England Youth Theater, Brattleboro, 5:30-8 p.m. $7-8 per film; $35 per five shows; $100 unlimited entry; visit

ChoColate-diPPing demo: See WED.02, 2 p.m. Community fiSh fry: The Men’s Auxiliary Post 6689 sponsors a supper of battered haddock, mashed potatoes, fries, coleslaw and rolls. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 6-7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 878-0700.

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‘get CloSer to the lake’ BreakfaSt: Coffee and bagels accompany information about ECHO’s plans for expansion and improvement. Space is limited; preregister. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 864-1484, ext. 118, kvilla@echovermont.org.

“Keep on Tryin’” “Rose of Cimarron” “Heart of the Night”

monthly wine dinner: Chef Dennis Vieira stirs up a special menu of local food designed to complement Washington and Oregon wines. Red Clover Inn & Restaurant, Killington, 6:30 p.m. $75 plus tax and tip. Info, 775-2290, innkeepers@ redcloverinn.com.

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armChair exerCiSe: See WED.02, 11:30 a.m.-noon.

Saturday, March 12, 8 pm Barre Opera House

Beginner yoga ClaSS: Newbies practice the physical and mental aspects of this Indian discipline with instructor Don Randall. Randall Retreat, Monkton, 6:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 233-8403.

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t’ai Chi: Seniors learn to improve balance and reduce stress with fluid movements. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.

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after-SChool Book diSCuSSion: Middle school page turners chat about favorite comics, short stories, books and graphic novels. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. 8v-BarreOpera030211.indd 1 Berlin Story time: Through finger plays and lively narratives, tiny tots learn to like literature. First Congregational Church, Berlin, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘draw ComiCS!’: Teens sketch and share illustrated narratives. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. fairfax PlaygrouP: See WED.02, 9-10:30 a.m. fairfield PlaygrouP: Youngsters entertain themselves with creative activities and snack time. Bent Northrop Memorial Library, Fairfield, 9:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. ‘kidS’ knight out’: Swimming, arts and crafts, movies, games, and concession food keep 5- to 10-year-olds on the move. Proceeds benefit the Purple Knights’ basketball program. Preregister. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5:30-9 p.m. $10-15. Info, 654-2500. ‘leS miSéraBleS’: Ex-con Jean Valjean searches for redemption in 19th-century France in a Very Merry Theatre adaptation of the Victor Hugo work. Very Merry Theatre, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6607 or 355-1461. montgomery tumBle time: Budding gymnasts burn off energy. Montgomery Elementary School, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. SCienCe & StorieS: Animal investigators make moose discoveries while trying on a set of six-foot-wide antlers. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $8.50-10.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 877-324-6386. Swanton PlaygrouP: Kids and caregivers squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and snacks. Holy Trinity Episcopal Church, Swanton, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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firSt friday family danCe: A soup-and-bread supper at 5:30 p.m. precedes dance-floor groovin’ to tunes by High-Low-Jack and calling by Michael Travis from 6:30-8 p.m. Dessert and tea, 8 p.m. Live music with Citizen Crain, 8:30-10 p.m. Town Hall, Worcester, $5 per person; $8-12 sliding-scale fee per family. Info, 229-0173.

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afriCa night: Jeh Kulu Dance and Drum Theater highlight a fundraiser for the Sudan Development Foundation, featuring a presentation entitled “From Genocide to Independence,” as well as a traditional African meal. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex, 6-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 238-2677, africanight2011@aol.com.

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‘6 Vt ComiCS’: Vermont yuksters Colin Ryan, Carmen Lagala, Brian Clifford, Denise McCarty, Umberto Garofalo and Tony Bates deliver standup material in trade for laughs. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 382-9222.

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Ballet grand Prix: “Superstar” dancers from American Ballet Theatre, New York City Ballet, Berlin State Opera Ballet and Morphoses/The Wheeldon Company join up-and-comers from Youth America Grand Prix in “Le Corsaire,” “The Dying Swan” and more. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $28-50. Info, 863-5966.

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Singers, the University of Massachusetts Chamber Choir and the St. Michael’s College Chorale — raise money for Rutland’s CROP Walk for Hunger. Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 468-1394. Cabin Fever Series: Accordionist and pianist Jeremiah McLane and clarinetist Anna Patton chase away the winter blues with world music drawn from North America, North Africa, France and the Middle East. WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room, Bristol, 8 p.m. $10-18. Info, 4533188, walkover@mac.com. Catie Curtis & Anne Heaton: Two singer-songwriters – the former the grand-prize winner of the International Songwriting Competition, and the latter lauded by the Seattle Times for her “rich, soaring voice” — join forces. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 656-4455. Celtic Crossroads: See THU.03, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘Dartmouth Idol’: A 10-piece band led by Walt Cunningham backs student superstars as they compete for the top vocal act. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $5-16. Info, 603-646-2422. Sophie Shao & Friends: A top-notch cellist joins a piano trio in works by Schubert, Ravel and Brahms. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $6-24. Info, 443-6433. The Avant Garde Dogs: Music lovers pack a picnic — or snag cheese plates and wine — for eclectic covers from Jim Murphy, Tad Merrick, Jim Keating, Doug Wilhem and Don Arnold. Lincoln Peak Vineyard, New Haven, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7368.

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Vermont Symphony Orchestra: First-prize winner of the 2007 Michael Hill International Violin Competition Bella Hristova highlights a program including John Corigliano’s Voyage, Dvořák’s Violin Concerto and Mendelssohn’s Scotch. Bellows Falls Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $20-45. Info, 800-8769293, ext. 10.

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Peak Snowshoe Challenge: No wonder it’s called the East’s most challenging snowshoe event: Entrants choose between Saturday’s full marathon, half marathon and 6.55-miler. Um, or the grueling 100-miler, which starts Friday at 4 p.m. Amee Farm, Pittsfield, 4 p.m. $60-225 depending on race. Info, 989-3982.

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‘Communities and Justice: Inequality and Innovation in America’s Justice System’: See WED.02, 12:30-2 p.m. ‘Death With Dignity: From Oregon to Vermont’: See WED.02, Memorial Building, Hardwick, 6:30 p.m. Dr. Diane Zuniga: The psychiatrist delves into “Medical Interventions Used to Treat Childhood Disorders” at a psychology graduate program open house. Preregister. Alumni Conference Room, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 518-564-3385, charetlm@ plattsburgh.edu.

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Karla Van Vliet: The local painter and poet ponders “Love Poems to the Beloved.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

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‘Christmas Belles’: A Christmas pageant spins out of control in the South Hero Players’ rendition of this Southern comedy. Proceeds benefit Camp

TaKumTa. Folsom Education & Community Center, South Hero, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 372-8202. ‘Out of Control’: See WED.02, 7:30 p.m. ‘Rabbit Hole’: A dramatic production captures themes of death, grief, anger and loss in a rendition of David Lindsay-Abaire’s Pulitzer Prize-winning play. Murray Auditorium, Randolph Union High School, 7:30 p.m. $4-7. Info, 728-3397. ‘Suddenly, Last Summer’: See THU.03, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Real Thing’: See WED.02, 7:30 p.m.

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Rick Bessette: The native offers choice words from his recent collection, A Vermonter’s Heritage: Listening to the Trees. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189.

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Saturday Art Sampler: Recycled wool sweaters become cozy slippers as participants learn the felting process. Preregister. Davis Studio Gallery, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. $24. Info, 425-2700.

community

Town Meeting: National experts and local leaders discuss corporations and the Constitution in a meeting, organized by Sen. Bernie Sanders, focusing on last year’s U.S. Supreme Court ruling in Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission. Auditorium, Montpelier High School, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 800-339-9834.

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Big Action Performance Ensemble Open Rehearsal: Members of the experimental dancetheater company based in Middlebury shape up for a future performance. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. Contra Dance: Hey, fiddle, fiddle ... Folks kick out their heels in a barn to string-band tunes by George White, Susannah Blachly and Susan Reid. Proceeds benefit the Jaquith Public Library. Call for directions. Private barn, Marshfield, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.

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‘Experience Waldorf Early Education’: Parents and would-be students get a taste of the homelike environment and imaginative play of a typical classroom through bread-baking activities and a puppet show. Preregister. Child’s Garden, East Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 456-7400. Wisdom of the Herbs School Open House: Folks explore their interests in plants, nature and healing while learning about experiential programs through chats with naturalist George Lisi and school director Annie McCleary. Rhapsody Natural Foods Café, Montpelier, 1:30-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool.com.

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American Red Cross Blood Drive: See WED.02, Berlin Mall, 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Book & Bake Sale: See FRI.04, 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Mardi Gras Casino Night: Heavy betters come out to play after a social hour and roast-pork dinner. St. Ambrose Parish, Bristol, 6 p.m. $20 includes $50 in gaming chips. Info, 453-5599. Mardi Gras Party: The Fabulous Spiders spin lively tunes at a pre-Lent dinner-dance party and silent auction benefiting Franklin County Court Diversion and the Teen Alcohol Safety Program. Chow! Bella, St. Albans, 6-9 p.m., $35 per person, or $65 per couple, includes dinner; $15 per person, or $25 per couple, for dancing only. Info, 527-1112 or 527-5560.

Open Mic: Community poets, magicians, storytellers, dancers and musicians take the floor. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 728-6464, upperevents@chandler-arts.org.

Woodstock, 3 p.m. $10, or $50 per six-film package. Info, 457-2355.

Oxfam America Hunger Banquet: Celebrate International Women’s Day: Guests draw tickets randomly assigning them to high-, middleor low-income tiers, which correspond to a sumptuous or sparse meal, at an educational event hosted by an international development and relief organization that addresses sustainable ag, women’s empowerment and social justice. Speakers include Lindsey Bolger and Yvette Cissé. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 617-728-2504, mmeldonian@ oxfamamerica.org.

Benefit Dinner: A three-course buffet and presentation by Pete Johnson of Pete’s Greens helps interested Greensboro and Craftsbury families purchase a Pete’s Greens Good Eats vegetable CSA for half price. Call to reserve a spot. Highland Lodge & XC Center, Greensboro, 5:30 p.m. $12-20; free for children under 5. Info, 533-2647, info@highland lodge.com.

Painting Party: Volunteers take up rollers and brushes to give the museum a fresh coat of color. Lunch is provided. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2167, museum@birdsofvermont.org. ‘Place, Duty, Unity’: One hundred and fifty years and a day after Abraham Lincoln’s inauguration, townsfolk share the stories of civil-war veterans through readings of historic letters as well as songs performed by Linda Radtke. Memorial Building, Hardwick, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5920. ‘RealityFix’: Comedian Jason P. Lorber emcees a story slam, where participants spin true, fiveminute tales about skiing to win favor with the judges: the audience. North End Studio, Burlington, 8-9:45 p.m. $5. Info, 863-6713. Skiing to Enlightenment Weekend & Tibetan New Year Celebration: See FRI.04. Vermont Alternative Sexuality Education Workshops: Adults tune in for informational and kinky classes on Japanese-style bondage fundamentals, knives and “pointy things,” and predicament bondage. Specific location will be given upon registration. Various locations, South Burlington, 2-10 p.m., $10 per class; $25 for pairs who register for all three classes; space is limited; preregister; for ages 18 and up. Info, vtkink@gmail.com. Vermont Flower Show: See FRI.04.

fairs & festivals

Magic Hat Mardi Gras Parade: Bead catchers snag booty and boogie to music from festive floats. The party begins at noon on Church Street with the King and Queen Costume Contest, and music by Sambatucada! and Bearquarium. The parade takes off at 3 p.m. on Main Street. Proceeds benefit the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. See calendar spotlight. Various downtown locations, Burlington, noon-5 p.m. Free. Info, 8640555, ext. 26.

food & drink

Capital City Winter Farmers Market: Root veggies, honey, fresh mesclun and more change hands at an off-season celebration of locally grown grub, featuring llama-fiber felting activities. Gymnasium, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958. Champlain Islands Winter Farmers Market: Baked items, apples, winter greens, cheeses and meats sustain shoppers in search of locally grown goods. South Hero Congregational Church, 10 a.m.2 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912. Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.02, 2 p.m. Spaghetti Dinner: Plates fill with pasta, meatballs, salad, garlic bread and more. Proceeds benefit a Champlain Valley Christian School class trip to Washington, DC. Champlain Valley Christian Reformed Church, Vergennes, 5-8 p.m. $5-8. Info, 877-0038.

kids

Berkshire Tumble Time: Provided snacks fuel exercise for tots. Gym, Berkshire Elementary School, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. ‘Les Misérables’: See FRI.04, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. North Hero Tumble Time: Free-play stations around the gym keep youngsters — and their adult companions — on the go. North Hero Elementary School, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Open Tot Gym & Infant/Parent Playtime: Snacks fuel feats of athleticism. Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Read to a Dog: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. ‘Royal Tea for Doll and Me’: Dainty ladies bring a favorite inanimate friend to a formal tea party with a create-your-own-doll-accessories station, beauty booths, hors d’oeuvres and more. Proceeds support the performing arts and the Ballet School of Vermont’s Sleeping Beauty production. Church of the Rock, St. Albans, 11 a.m.1 p.m. $18; registration required. Info, 527-0868. ‘The Wizard of Oz’: Rutland Youth Theatre, travels the yellow-brick road in a song-and-dance extravaganza. Theatre, Rutland Intermediate School, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. $5-8. Info, 773-1822.

film

‘Black Swan’: Landing the role of her career begins to send ballerina Nina (Natalie Portman) off the deep end in Darren Aronofsky’s 2010 psychological thriller. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. & 8:45 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. Woodstock Film Festival: Winter Series: Movie buffs view Frozen River, Courtney Hunt’s wrenching 2008 drama about a single mother who smuggles illegal immigrants across the border to make ends meet. Billings Farm & Museum,

music

Bow Thayer & Perfect Trainwreck: A bluegrass, blues and rock-and-roll act chugs onto the stage. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 382-9222. Celtic Crossroads: See THU.03, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. Ripton Community Coffeehouse: Contemporary acoustic singer-songwriter Meg Hutchinson puts the focus on lyrical storytelling. Call ahead to sign up for the open mic. Ripton Community House, 7:30 p.m. $3-9. Info, 388-9782.

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The STone Cold RooSTeRS: The Vermont band adds country flair to rock-and-roll and R & B ditties at a dance-filled shindig. Tunbridge Town Hall, 8-11 p.m. $8. Info, 889-9602.

‘ChRiSTmaS BelleS’: See FRI.04, 7:30 p.m. muSiCal TheaTeR CaBaReT: Students of the Bill Reed Voice Studio show off their musical chops after coaching with Broadway star Kevin McGuire. Spotlight on Dance, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7326.

VeRmonT Symphony oRCheSTRa maSTeRwoRkS SeRieS: See FRI.04, preconcert discussion led by art critic Jim Lowe, 7 p.m. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $9-58. Info, 863-5966.

‘ouT of ConTRol’: See WED.02, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

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popoViCh Comedy peT BolTon To The BaRnS: TheaTeR: A cast Experienced backcountry of rescued cats and skiers embark on an 11- or 17dogs perform a variety CO mile course in the hills to benefit of stunts and skits alongUR T E the programs of the Vermont Youth SY side a world-class juggler. OF A ND Conservation Corps. Post-ski chillaxing Ain’t that the cat’s meow. See RE W CHICIAK includes beer, chili and live music. West calendar spotlight. Lebanon Opera Monitor Barn, Richmond, 8 a.m. $25-50; fundraisHouse, N.H., 11 a.m. & 3 p.m. $15-20; $40 family ing sponsorships encouraged; $15 for après-ski pass. Info, 603-448-0400. party. Info, 434-3969, ext. 110. ‘RaBBiT hole’: See FRI.04, 7:30 p.m. Sleigh RideS: Weather permitting, jingling horses ‘Suddenly, laST SummeR’: See THU.03, 7:30 p.m. trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of ‘The Real Thing’: See WED.02, 7:30 p.m. rolling acres. Rides depart every half hour from the Welcome Center. Shelburne Farms, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $6-8; free for kids under 3. Info, 985-8442.

sport

peak SnowShoe Challenge: See FRI.04, 8 a.m. Spin foR The ClimaTe: Break a sweat while supporting international climate action. A spin class helps send the instructor on a 300-mile bike ride raising money and awareness for 350.org. Sports & Fitness Edge, South Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $10-20. Info, 603-496-0755. VeRmonT paddleRS CluB winTeR pool SeSSionS: Rowers get their feet wet and learn to roll like pros. Boats available upon request. UVM Gutterson Fieldhouse, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $10 plus $5 insurance. Info, 272-5275.

talks

ChRiS CuRTiS: In “Report From the Front Lines: Winners and Losers in the Budget Wars,” the attorney analyzes the impact of state-budget “balancing” on ordinary Vermonters. Potluck to follow. Grange Hall, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0782.

SToRy Time: See THU.03, 11 a.m.

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danCe Show: San Francisco transplants Pauline Jennings and Sean Clute present an interactive performance installation, “Veritable Vicissitudes,” with the help of Hanna Satterlee, Ellen Smith Ahern, Lida Winfield, Sherlock Terry and Jessica Gomula. Returning performer Emily Sweeney presents “Experiments in Synkinesia” with Jamie Gehring and Bilwa. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5-10 suggested donation. Info, 229-4676.

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CommuniTy Bike Shop: Cycle fanatics fix up their rides with help from neighbors and BRV staff. Food Not Bombs provides a free hot meal. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free for Bike Recycle Vermont volunteers and program members; donations asked of all others. Info, 264-9687. fRenCh-engliSh ConVeRSaTion gRoup: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. indooR gaRden woRkShop: Localvores learn the steps to harvesting crunchy sunflower and mixed greens. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 1-2 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com.

TaBle Talk wiTh maTeo kehleR: The Jasper Hill Farm co-owner discusses the underground aging cellars for artisan cheeses and Vermont’s famous cheese trail. Cheese samples available. Preregister. Mary’s Restaurant at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2432.

Skiing To enlighTenmenT weekend & TiBeTan new yeaR CeleBRaTion: See FRI.04.

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‘13’: The local, all-teen cast of Stage Left Theater Company delivers the rock score of Jason Robert Brown’s musical about cool crowds, bar mitzvahs and other adolescent worries. Vergennes Opera House, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. $5. Info, 877-6737.

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‘Lost in La Mancha’: Keith Fulton and Louis Pepe’s 2002 documentary charts the simultaneously hilarious and tragic turns of events dooming director Terry Gilliam’s film The Man Who Killed Don Quixote. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘Mother Nature’s Child: Growing Outdoors in the Media Age’: Vermont filmmaker Camilla Rockwell’s new documentary addresses youth’s increasing distance from the natural world. Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 2:30 p.m. Free with museum admission, $10-12; free for kids under 2. Info, 649-2200.

food & drink

Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.02, 2 p.m. Community Breakfast: The Ladies Auxiliary Post 6689 sponsors a spread of morning eats. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9-11 a.m. $3-7. Info, 878-0700.

health & fitness

Open Meditation Classes: Harness your emotions and cultivate inner peace through the Tibetan Buddhist tradition. Laughing River Yoga, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. $5-25 suggested donation. Info, 684-0452, vermont@rsl-ne.com.

kids

Auditions for ‘Helly, Dolly!’: Seven- to 18-yearold actors belt out their best show tunes for a role in Chandler’s annual summer youth-theater production. Preregister for an audition slot. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, noon. Free. Info, 431-0204, outreach@chandler-arts.org. Lollipop Ski Race: Young skiers don racing bibs for a fun zip down the “Mighty Mite” hill. Olympian Barbara Ann Cochran works the stopwatch and offers encouragement. Cochran’s Ski Area, Richmond, 1 p.m. Free with purchase of a $14 youth lift ticket. Info, 434-2479. Read to a Dog: See SAT.05, 1-2 p.m. ‘The Wizard of Oz’: See SAT.05, 2 p.m.

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‘Gotta Sing!’: Love, joy, ennui ... Affiliate artists Beth Thompson and Cynthia Huard express the full spectrum of human emotions in song collaborations. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. Marjan Kiepura: In honor of Chopin’s 200th birthday, this pianist interprets his mazurkas, waltzes and polonaises in a lecture and performance. South Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 748-2600. Northeast Fiddlers Association: Stringedinstrument players gather for a monthly jam to brush up on their skills. VFW Post, Montpelier, noon-5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 728-5188. ‘Of Animals’: The calls of the wild figure prominently in George Crumb’s Vox Balaenae (Voice of the Whale) and Thomas Albert’s Thirteen Ways, performed by flutist Alex Ogle, pianist Greg Hayes, percussionist Douglas Perkins and Dartmouth student musicians. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 3 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘Open Wings Broken Strings’ Tour: An all-star musical lineup features Ed Kowalczyk of Live, Emerson Hart of Tonic and Leigh Nash of Sixpence None the Richer in acoustic acts. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $39-46. Info, 760-4634.

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Vermont Symphony Orchestra: Sunday Matinee Series: See FRI.04, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 4 p.m. $9-29. Info, 775-0903.

outdoors

Sleigh Rides: See SAT.05, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

sport

Women’s Drop-In Soccer: Ladies — and sometimes gents — break a sweat while passing around the spherical polyhedron at this coed-friendly gathering. Beginners are welcome. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3. Info, 862-5091.

talks

Lisa Stanley: Karmê Chöling Shambhala Meditation Center’s director of personnel discusses meditation and art through sensory exercises. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

theater

‘Christmas Belles’: See FRI.04, 2 p.m. ‘Suddenly, Last Summer’: See THU.03, 2 p.m. ‘The Real Thing’: See WED.02, 5 p.m. ‘13’: See SAT.05, 2 p.m.

words

‘Everybody’s Got a Story: Come Tell It, Come Hear It’: Vermonters reminisce aloud as part of the library’s 100th anniversary celebration. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5060. Poetry Open Mic: Scribes speak in stanzas of their own creation. Block Gallery, Winooski, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5150.

MON.07 dance

Mud Season Swing Dance: Instructor Faye Grearson organizes folks in the West Coast swing style. Bring clean shoes for dancing. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 603-3692936, faye.grearson@gmail.com.

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American Red Cross Blood Drive: See WED.02, Holy Angels Church, St. Albans, 12-5:30 p.m. Community Herbalism Class: Sweettoothed folks rejoice when VCIH faculty member Larken Bunce discusses “Chocolate: Transformation From Guilty Pleasure to Divine Healer.” Preregister. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $10-12; $5 materials fee. Info, 224-7100, info@vtherbcenter.org. Computer Lesson: Folks in need of some technology tutelage sign up for a tailored 45-minute course with a computer expert. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585. Tax Assistance: See THU.03, 9:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m.

film

‘Playground’: Filmmaker Libby Spears screens her 2009 documentary about the child sex trade in America. Discussion follows. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

food & drink

Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.02, 2 p.m. Cooking Class: Foodies clock some time in the kitchen. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.

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Armchair Exercise: See WED.02, 11:30 a.m.-noon. Aura Healing Clinic: People receive treatment for and feedback about their personal energy fields. Golden Sun Healing Center, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 922-9090. Strong Living Exercise: See THU.03, 8 a.m.

kids

Music With Raphael: See THU.03, 10:45 a.m.

Origami Class: Don Shall of Paperworks teaches paper folders an ancient art. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.

business

Rutland Regional Chamber of Commerce Business Show 2011: Eighty-five exhibitors show off products and services. Holiday Inn, Rutland, 4-7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 773-2747.

Infant Story Hour: Kiddos up to age 2 absorb spoken-word yarns. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, aldrichlibrary@ charter.net. Music With Mia: Tots form a circle for a special story hour with singalong tunes. Center Court, University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 8631066, ext. 11.

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‘Lord of the Dance’: Mythical Irish folklore fuels this fête of dramatic leaps, colorful costuming and Celtic rhythms. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20-60. Info, 863-5966.

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Green Drinks: Activists and professionals for a cleaner environment raise a glass over networking and discussion. The Skinny Pancake, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2253.

Stories With Megan: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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Swanton Playgroup: See FRI.04, 9:30-11 a.m.

American Red Cross Blood Drive: Middlebury: See WED.02, American Legion Post 27, Middlebury, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

music

Mad River Chorale Rehearsals: No auditions are necessary to join this community choir, which meets weekly to give voice to song selections from America’s greatest composers. Harwood Union High School, South Duxbury, 6:45-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4781. Vermont Fiddle Orchestra Rehearsals: New and established members of the nonprofit community orchestra fiddle around in a jam session at 6 p.m. before practice time at 7 p.m. St. Augustine’s Catholic Church, Montpelier. Free. Info, 877-343-3531, info@vtfiddleorchestra.org. duo runedako: Tradition and technology blend as Ruth Neville and Daniel Koppelman perform a “piano plus electronics” concert, including piano four hands and interactive works aided by a computer. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

talks

George Jaeger: The retired foreign diplomat uses his know-how to evaluate “Islam and the Sources of Conflict in the Middle East.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

words

Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@ comcast.net. ‘Shared Moments’ Open Mic: Green Candle Theatre Company’s Recille Hamrell organizes an evening of spontaneously told tales about pivotal life events. Cat got your tongue? Just sit and listen. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 863-1754.

American Red Cross Blood Drive: See WED.02, Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m.

Manicures: Natural nails receive some pampering. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Pause Café: French speakers of all levels converse en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088. Radio Amateurs of Northern Vermont Ham Radio Club Meeting: Burlington-area radio operators present on a different aspect of radio communications each month. O’Brien Civic Center, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 879-6589. ‘Spend Smart’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks and managing money. Preregister. 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104.

food & drink

A Taste of Mardi Gras: Cajun cuisine accompanies music and an explanation of Fat Tuesday traditions. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.02, 2 p.m. Soup & Bread Night: Vermonters support the Enosburg Food Shelf by filling up on hearty homemade eats. Champions Sports Tavern at the Dairy Center, Enosburg Falls, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Food is free; donations accepted. Info, 933-2030.

health & fitness

Armchair Exercise: See WED.02, 11:30 a.m.-noon. Dr. Stephen Brandon: See THU.03, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Info, 2238004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com. Dr. Suzy Harris: In “Natural Solutions: One Technique for Many Childhood Ailments,” the doctor addresses kids’ chronic health issues. Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.


find select events on twitter @7dayscalendar Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional, and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

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Children’s Story Hour: Two- to 5-year-olds tune in for audible prose. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, aldrichli brary@charter.net. Creative Tuesdays: Artists engage their imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Fairfax Story Hour: Songs, tales and crafts captivate kiddos. Fairfax Community Library, 9:3010:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Frosty & Friends Therapy Dogs: Young readers share their favorite texts with friendly pooches. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Kids’ Story Hour: Literature hounds show up for tall tales. East Barre Branch Library, kids under 3 meet at 10 a.m.; ages 3 to 5 meet at 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-5118. Music With Robert: The host of a weekly folkand world-music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Open Computer Time: See THU.03, 3-4:30 p.m. Science & Stories: Kiddos wish the drab colors of winter farewell at a rainbow-themed learning program. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/ Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $8.50-10.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 877-324-6386. South Hero Playgroup: Free play, crafting and snacks entertain children and their grown-up companions. South Hero Congregational Church, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. St. Albans Playgroup: Creative activities and storytelling engage the mind. St. Luke’s Church, St. Albans, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Story Hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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Green Mountain Chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 505-9595.

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Debby Bergh: This avid birder recaps a trip on a Russian research vessel to Antarctica in the slideshow enhanced “Penguins By the Thousands: An Expedition to the Falklands, South Georgia and the Antarctic Peninsula.” Pierson Library, Shelburne, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4132 or 863-2436.

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Networking Luncheon for Vermont Healers: Area herbalists, health practitioners, educators and others receive advice on the “Components of a High-Impact Website.” KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 225-5960, info@vermonthealers.org.

Babytime: Crawling tots and their parents convene for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 658-3659.

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Fairfax Playgroup: See WED.02, 10-11 a.m.

Winooski Coalition for a Safe and Peaceful Community: Neighbors and local businesses help create a thriving Onion City by planning community events, sharing resources, networking and more. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 3:30-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1392, ext.10.

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Enosburg Playgroup: See WED.02, 9-11 a.m. High School Book Group: See WED.02, 5-6 p.m. Highgate Story Hour: See WED.02, 10-11 a.m. Ice Skating for Homeschoolers: See WED.02, noon-2 p.m. Middle School Book Group: See WED.02, 4-5 p.m.

American Red Cross Blood Drive: Burlington: See WED.02, Burlington High School, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

Milton Baby Playgroup: See WED.02, 10-11 a.m.

American Red Cross Blood Drive: Colchester: See WED.02, American Legion, Colchester, 2-6 p.m.

Montgomery Story Hour: See WED.02, 10-11 a.m.

Green Mountain Chapter of the Embroiderers’ Guild Meeting: Needleworkers check out the sewing projects of their peers and get a little stitching done. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. Italian Conversation Group: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Call for cancellations in inclement weather. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869. Knit Night: Crafty needleworkers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. Lunch & Learn: Bottle up garden goodness as speaker Ann Whitman discusses creating terrariums. Gardener’s Supply, Williston, noon-12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. Singles Party: Seven Days hosts a fun flirt fest with speed-dating possibilities. James Moore Tavern, Bolton Valley, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 864-5684.

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‘In This World’: Michael Winterbottom’s 2002 documentary follows Afghan refugees on a dangerous journey through Pakistan, Iran and Turkey. Room 200, Yokum Lecture Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095. ‘The King’s Speech’: Tom Hooper’s Oscarnominated biopic follows George VI (Colin Firth) as he finds his voice as a leader, both literally and figuratively. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘Waiting for ‘Superman’’’: Filmmaker Davis Guggenheim looks at educational systems that limit, rather than bolster, academic growth in this 2010 documentary. Discussion with visiting education-studies professor Tara Affolter follows. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5013, pdougher@middlebury.edu.

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Louise Brunelle: A member of the University of Vermont Extension Service’s Expanded Food and Nutrition Program dishes on how to plan a healthy menu on a modest budget. Meals are available to sample. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

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‘Inexperienced Love’: Jacob Tischler’s new musical, originally developed at Carnegie Mellon University’s School of Drama’s Annual Playground Festival, explores “one of the most irritatingly esoteric human habits in existence.” For adult audiences. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 863-5966. ‘Orphans’: Three Men on a Buffalo Productions presents Lyle Kessler’s play about two grown yet childlike brothers and the stranger who comes into their lives. Off Center for the Dramatic Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $2021.75. Info, 863-5966. ‘Underneath the Lintel’: A Dutch librarian transforms into a globe-trotting detective as he tries to get to the bottom of a book returned 123 years overdue in this Vermont Stage Company production starring artistic director Mark Nash. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24.30-32.50. Info, 863-5966.

Moving & Grooving With Christine: See WED.02, 1111:30 a.m.

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Angela Au: The solo pianist masterfully reinterprets the classics. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $30-44. Info, 760-4634. Valley Night Mardi Gras Party: Laissez les bons temps rouler! A N’Awlins-style shindig features blues music by harmonica man Mark LaVoie and Cajun tunes by Mango Jam. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $5 suggested cover. Info, 496-8994.

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Night Rider Series: See WED.02, 4:30 p.m.

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Andrea Olsen: A dance performance accents the Middlebury College professor’s lecture “From Fear to the Sublime: Art Making and the Environment.” McCullough Social Space, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

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Robert & Charles Barasch: Local authors read from their works, including the former’s new novel, Parallel Play, and the latter’s book of poetry Dreams of the Presidents. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpub liclibrary@hotmail.com. Writers’ Group: See WED.02, 7-9 p.m. ‘You Come, Too’: Spend winter considering the words of influential poets, including Mary Oliver and Emily Dickinson, through readings and discussion. Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626, ext. 304. m

‘Aquarius and Gnostic Insight’: A PowerPoint presentation illuminates the relevance of Gnosticism in our times. 6 Fairfield Hill Road, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@ goldenrosycross.org. Charley MacMartin: The founder of Queen City Soil & Stone considers Vermont’s stone walls and recent efforts to preserve them. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $1020. Info, 864-3073. Lamoille County Osher Lecture Series: Christine Hadsel details a Vermont collection of 185 historic theater curtains, which have been give the status of “National Treasure” by the National Trust for Historic Treasure. Hyde Park Opera House, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9011.

Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.02, 2 p.m. ‘Get Closer to the Lake’ Breakfast: See FRI.04, 8:30-9:30 a.m. ‘The Open Table’: See WED.02, 6-8 p.m.

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‘Living and Leading Like a Poet’: Sarah Bartlett, director of Women Writing for (a) Change, oversees this sample circle introducing wordsmiths to an upcoming co-ed writing workshop. Preregister. SEABA Center, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 859-9222, sarah@womenwritingvt.com.

Yoga Class: See WED.02, 8:30 a.m.

Lilly Ledbetter: The plaintiff of a gender-pay discrimination case shares “The Lilly Ledbetter Story: Ensuring That Women Are Paid Fairly.” McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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Dr. Quinn Mecham: Green Mountain Global Forum hosts this Middlebury College associate professor in a lecture exploring what’s at stake in the Middle East in light of recent democratic revolutions. The Barn Door Restaurant at 1824 House, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-2111.

Business Etiquette Series: SUNY Plattsburgh alum Renee Dall demystifies “Interview and Office Etiquette.” Cardinal Lounge. Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5 p.m. Free. Info, 518-565-0145.

Energy Tapping: Eliminate anxiety and depression through acupressure techniques. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 658-3585.

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Brown Bag Lunch History Talk: Gill Coates, president of the Monkton Museum and Historical Society, charts the life of Joseph Hoag, a Quaker who moved to Vermont in the 1790s. Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, noon. Free. Info, 388-2117.

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Story Time for Tots: Three- to 5-year-olds savor stories, songs, crafts and company. CarpenterCarse Library, Hinesburg, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 482-2878.

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acting ACTING & COMEDY CLASSES: Mar. 8-Apr. 15. Monthly on day 18. Cost: $150/2 hrs. a week for 6 weeks. Location: Diversity Studios For Art and Entertainment, 115 College St., Burlington. Info: Diversity Studios For Art and Entertainment , Theresa McDonough, 802-8652787, info@DiversityStudios.com, DiversityStudios.com. Diversity Studios has acting, comedy and music classes for all ages. Work with some of VT’s best, including Nathan Hartswick, winner of Higher Ground’s Comedy Battle. Great prices and fun classes!

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Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com. Teacher bios are also available online. BCA offers dozens of weeklong summer art camps for ages 3-14 in downtown Burlington from June to August – the largest selection of art camps in the region! Choose full- or half-day camps – scholarships are available. See all the camps and details at www. burlingtoncityarts.com.

body HEALING DANCE FOR WOMEN: Mar. 5-May. 14, 9:30-10:45 a.m., Weekly on Sat. Cost: $100/8-week session. Location: Chace Mill, 1 Mill St., Suite 312, Burlington. Info: Luanane Sberna, Luanne Sberna, 802-863-9775, Luannesberna@aol.com. Develop a comfortable relationship with your body through dance and other movement activities. Reconnect thought, feeling, sensation and action. No previous dance experience needed. Ideal for women healing from depression, eating disorders and addictions. Free your expressive self! Luanne Sberna is a registered dance-movement therapist, licensed addictions/mental health counselor.

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computers COMPUTER CLASSES IN HINESBURG: Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12., Hinesburg. Info: 802-4827194. Computer & Internet Basics Google Aps, OpenOffice, Excel Up: The Next Steps, Excel Data Analysis, Dreamweaver: Photoshop Basics, Digital Camera: Buttons/Menus, Share Photos, Aperture Info, Shutter Speed Skills, Digital Spectrum, Next Layers of Photoshop, Web Essentials, Advanced Digital Photography: Blending/Filters, Personalized Computer Lessons. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions. Full descriptions online. Senior discount 65+.

craft ART & CRAFT CLASSES, VARIOUS: Class dates, times & costs vary: Please see our website calendar for more info. Location: Inspirations Arts & Crafts Supplies, 21 Essex Way, suite 106 (in the Outlet Mall), Essex Jct. Info: Inspirations Arts & Crafts Supplies, Jean Lawhorn, 802876-7005, store@inspirationsarts-crafts.com.inspirations-artscrafts.com. Come get inspired with an art or craft class at

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BODY MECHANICS FOR BODYWORKERS: Mar. 12, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $175/6 NCTMB continuing ed. hrs. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, Touchstone Healing Arts, 802658-7715, touchvt@gmail.com, touchstonehealingarts.com. Increase your power, stamina and sensitivity! In this workshop, you will learn to move with more ease and efficiency while reducing strain and extraneous effort. You will discover how your attention and intention shape your work and that the effectiveness of your

treatments is connected with your own comfort level. MAYA ABDOMINAL THERAPY: Mar. 25-27. Cost: $350/$330 by 3/15. Location: Kayla Becker, 153 State Street , Montpelier. Info: Kayla Becker, 802-223-7481, erkl18@aol.com. The Arvigo Techniques of Maya Abdominal Therapy Self Care Course is for anyone interested in self-care and offers CEU credits for Massage Therapists, Acupuncturists and Midwives. This course, based on ancient traditional healing methods from Belize, addresses many abdominal and reproductive needs. WORKING W/ FIBROMYALGIA: Mar. 26-27, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $275/($250 if paid by Mar. 5; $50 nonrefundable if you withdraw after Mar. 5); 16 CEUs. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, Burlington, VT. Info: Dianne Swafford, 802-734-1121, swaf fordperson@hotmail.com. The principles of Ortho-Bionomy can be applied in many different circumstances and situations, providing participants with more specialized approaches and applications. This class focuses on the characteristics of fibromyalgia and the stressors that may help create the physical imbalances that cause its discomfort. We will explore the ways in which OrthoBionomy can help those with fibromyalgia. Terri Lee, instructor. ZERO BALANCING 1 WORKSHOP: Mar. 3-6, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $595/4-day workshop. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: Copper Crane Yoga, Carolyn Conner, 802734-5001, info@coppercraneyoga. com, coppercraneyoga.com. This course explores how to touch energy and structure simultaneously. Advanced touch skills are applied as we navigate the structural and energetic anatomy of the spine and extremities. Upon completion of the class, practitioners will have the basic skills to integrate ZB into their established work and begin to practice full Zero Balancing sessions.

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PHOTO: HDR TECHNIQUES: Mar. 15-Apr. 5, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $195/nonmembers, $175.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Learn how to capture brilliant color images with incredible detail in both shadow and highlight areas using High Dynamic Range photography. Landscape, architectural and night photography applications will be covered. Participants can print archival prints on our Epson 3880 printer. Intro Film/Digital SLR/equivalent

burlingtoncityarts.com. Make your Saturdays more creative! Learn how to print posters, t-shirts, stationary and more! Students will learn techniques for transferring and printing images using hand-drawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Apply photo emulsion, use a silkscreen exposure unit and mix and print images. Over 20 hrs/week of open studio time included! Limit: 8. PAINTING: ABSTRACT PAINTING: Apr. 7-May. 12, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $185/ nonmembers, $166.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Students will be guided to explore the many exciting possibilities of abstract painting. Using the paint of their choice (water-soluble oils, acrylics or watercolor), students will be encouraged to experiment and try adding other mixed media. Bring in some ideas or some reference material to use as a starting place. Limit: 10.

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Weekly on Wed. Cost: $145/members, $130.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Explore the basic workings of the manual 35mm film or digital SLR to take the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds and exposure, and learn the basics of composition, lens choices and film types/sensitivity. Bring empty manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera and its owner’s manual to class. Limit: 15. No experience necessary. PHOTO: INTRO TO B&W FILM: Mar. 16-May. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $195/nonmembers, $175.50/BCA members. All paper, chemicals and film included. Location: Community Darkroom, Burlington. Discover the mysteries of the darkroom! Learn to properly expose black & white film, process film into negatives, and make prints from those negatives. At the end of this class, participants will be ready to use the darkroom. Class includes a free one-month membership for use when class ends. Limit: 6. No experience necessary. PHOTO: SCANNING NEGATIVES: Mar. 19, 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Cost: $95/nonmembers, $85.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Learn the basics of film scanning for art and archival purposes on our Epson V700 scanner during this day-long workshop. Color and resolution settings, specifics for slides, color, and black-and-white negatives, as well as processing images in Photoshop will be covered. No experience required. Limit: 6. PRINT: MONOTYPING: Apr. 4-May. 23, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $210/nonmembers, $189/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: burlingtoncity arts.com. Monotype is an easy printing process that involves painting, drawing and printmaking, where one-of-a-kind images are created. Through discussions and demonstrations, students will explore this medium and learn to incorporate it with other printing techniques. Over 20 hours per week of open studio time included in addition to the class! Limit: 10. PRINT: PRINT & BOOK: Apr. 5-May. 24, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $198/nonmembers, $178.20/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Create your own book or journal from scratch! Silkscreen images and/or text onto paper, creating pages that you will handbind. Explore basic Japanese book-binding stitches to create an edition of two uniquely personal books. Prior silkscreening experience a plus. Over 20 hours per week of open studio time included. Limit: 10. PRINT: SILKSCREENING: Apr. 6-May. 11, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $195/nonmembers, $175.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Print posters, T-shirts, stationery and more! Learn techniques for transferring and printing images using handdrawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Apply photo emulsion, use a silkscreen exposure unit, and mix and print images with water-based inks. Over 20 hours/ week of open studio time included in addition to the class! Limit: 8. PRINT: SILKSCREENING SATURDAY: Apr. 2-May. 14, 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. Cost: $195/nonmembers, $175.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info:

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ART CLASSES IN HINESBURG: Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Solar Etching, Wooden Bowl Turning, Rug Hooking (two levels), 3 Bag Sewing, Pillows Sewing, Clothes Making Skills, Crochet, Cheap/ Dirty Framing, Mosaic Garden Frame, Cake Decorating (3 choices), Hula Hoop Making. Culinary arts: One-night, hands-on classes where you eat well! Vietnamese Specialties, Turkish, Colombian Specialties, Indian, Moroccan, Greek Coastal, Argentinian, Beef Bourguignon, Raw Foods, Gelato, Berry Pie, Easter Cookies. Full descriptions online. Senior discount 65+. PAPER CASTING W/ RACHEL MOORE: Mar. 22-Apr. 12, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $185/series. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 5 School St., Stowe. Info: 802-253-8358, helenday.com. Learn the technique of paper casting utilizing bond paper and bookbinding adhesive. Casts produced will be hard to smooth, replicating any object. Participants will be layering paper over objects to create replicas used for sculpture, ornaments or low-relief images. We will experiment with multiple types of paper to produce different effects and embellish with color, stitching techniques and other decorative applications.

experience, basic Photoshop or Lightroom experience. Limit: 6. CLAY: BEGINNING WHEEL I: Apr. 7-May. 26, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $225/nonmembers, $202.50/BCA members. Clay sold separately @ $20/25 lb. bag. Glazes & firings incl. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. An introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio. Work primarily on the potter’s wheel, learning basic throwing and forming techniques. Create vases, mugs and bowls using the studio’s house slips and glazes. No previous experience needed! Includes over 20 hours per week of open studio time to practice! Limit: 13. CLAY: INT./ADV. WHEEL THROWING: Apr. 7-May. 26, 9-11:30 a.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $250/nonmembers, $225/BCA members. Clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag. Glazes & firings incl. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn individualized tips and challenges for advancement on the wheel. Intermediate throwing, trimming and glazing techniques. Class size will be kept small. Students must be proficient in centering and throwing basic cups and bowls. Over 20 hours/week of open studio time included in addition to the class! Limit: 8. CLAY: BEGINNING WHEEL II: Apr. 5-May. 24, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $225/nonmembers, $202.50/BCA members (clay sold separately @ $20/25 lb. bag, glazes & firings incl.). Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: burlington cityarts.com. In this mixed-level class for advanced beginners and intermediate potters, students will learn individualized tips and challenges for advancement on the wheel. Demonstrations and instruction will cover intermediate throwing, trimming and glazing techniques. Individual projects will be encouraged. Over 20 hours per week of open studio time to practice! Limit: 13. DESIGN: ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR: Mar. 14-Apr. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $185/ nonmembers, $166.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Learn the basics of Adobe Illustrator: Lay out and design posters and other single-page documents. Students will explore a variety of software techniques and will create projects suited to their own interests. This class is suited for beginners who are interested in furthering their design software skills. Limit: 6. DIGITAL PHOTO BASICS: Mar. 23-May. 11, 3:30-6 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $250/nonmembers, $225/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Digital Media Lab , Burlington. Learn the basics of digital photography. Camera functions and settings, white balance, composition, uploading and

organizing images, making basic edits in Photoshop, printing, and much more will be covered. Any digital camera is acceptable! DRAWING: Apr. 4-May. 9, 6:308:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $145/nonmembers, $130.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn a variety of drawing techniques including basic perspective, compositional layout, and use of dramatic light and shadow. Work mostly from observation and with a variety of media including pencil, pen and ink, ink wash, and more. Comics and illustrations may be incorporated based on student interest. Limit: 12. FASHION DRAWING WORKSHOP: Mar. 12-13, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $115/nonmembers, $103.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn the skills of fashion drawing in just a weekend! Figure drawing, garment rendering, design concepts and drawing from a live model. Join a low-pressure and fun environment while learning sketching tools you’ll use again and again. Recommended for the home sewer, art student, aspiring or accomplished designer, and more! Limit: 10. JEWELRY: HANDMADE CHAIN NECKLACES: Apr. 5-26, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $120/ nonmembers, $108/BCA Clay Studio. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: burlingtoncityarts.com. Learn how to make your own unique necklace chains to wear on their own or with pendants. Using weaving, crocheting, and other wire-working techniques, you will make a chain necklace out of silver wire. Take with the Pendants & Earrings course to make a full eight-week class! Limit: 12. PHOTO: AFTER SCHOOL: Mar. 29-Apr. 19, 3:30-5:30 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $105/nonmembers, $94.50/BCA members. Location: Community Darkroom, Burlington. Learn the magic of the black-and-white darkroom in this fun, hands-on after-school class for kids ages 9 to 12! Kids will go on guided photo shoots and print their own work in the darkroom. All equipment and supplies provided. No experience necessary. Limit: 6. PHOTO: ALTERNATIVE DARKROOM: Mar. 17-Apr. 21, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $250/nonmembers, $225 BCA members. Location: Community Darkroom, Burlington. Info: burlingtoncityarts.com. Explore unique opportunities for creative image-making in the darkroom! Get rich, brown tones and oneof-a-kind images with the lith printing process, learn how to print directly onto objects with liquid emulsion, experiment with colored toners and learn images montage techniques. Limit: 6. Prerequisite: Intro Darkroom or equivalent experience. PHOTO: DIGITAL PRINT WORKSHOP: Apr. 7-May. 12, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $250/nonmembers, $225/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Develop your portfolio and make archival, exhibition-quality prints to take your work to the next level. Color management, monitor calibration, paper choice and printing on our Epson 3880 printer will be covered. The class will also include periodic critique sessions to discuss your work. Prerequisite: Photoshop or Lightroom experience. Limit: 6. PHOTO: INTRO FILM/DIGITAL: Mar. 16-Apr. 20, 6:30-8:30 p.m.,


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Inspirations Art & Crafts Supplies in Essex. March classes include polymer clay (beginning and intermediate), decorative painting, hat knitting, needle felting, precious metal clay jewelry making, paper quilling, embossing, card making and stamping. To learn more, visit our website.

creativity SELF-EXPLORATION THROUGH ART: Mar. 19-Apr. 2, 10 a.m.12 p.m., Weekly on Sat. Cost: $240/3-week workshop (incl. materials fee). Location: Associates in Psychotherapy, 34 Patchen Rd., S. Burlington. Info: Associates in Psychotherapy, Kit McGinnis, Ph.D., MFT Registered Art Therapist, 802-658-4208, heather.lynch@ymail.com, associatesinpsychotherapy.net. A women-only creativity workshop. Access your inner guide to creative expression. Participants will learn techniques that assist in developing the “flow experience”; an emotional channel accessed through creative muse. No artistic experience or skill needed. Limited space available.

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dance BALLET, PILATES, SPACE HARMONY: Sat., 10:45. Location: Burlington Dances (Chace Mill, top floor), 1 Mill St., 372, Burlington. Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 802-8633369, Info@BurlingtonDances. com, BurlingtonDances.com. From beginning students to those seeking mastery of movement, Burlington Dances provides a unique opportunity to experience how Space Harmony and somatic awareness practices such as Delsarte, Pilates and Bartenieff Fundamentals can support your body, mind and spirit in dance, industry, healing practices, social studies, communication and relationships. DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@salsalina. com. Salsa classes, nightclubstyle. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! HEALING DANCE FOR WOMEN: Mar. 5-May. 14, 9:30-10:45 a.m., Weekly on Sat. Cost: $100/8-week session. Location: Chace Mill, 1 Mill St., suite 312, Burlington. Info: Luanne Sberna, Luanne Sberna, 802-863-9775, Luannesberna@aol.com. Develop a comfortable relationship with your body through dance and other movement activities. Reunite thought, feeling, sensation and action. No previous dance experience needed. Ideal for women healing from depression, eating disorders, addictions. Free your expressive self! Luanne Sberna

is a registered dance-movement therapist, licensed addictions and mental health counselor. LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Cost: $60/6-week series ($50 for students/seniors). Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: lindyvermont. com, 802-860-7501. Great fun, exercise and socializing, with fabulous music. Learn in a welcoming and lighthearted environment. Classes start every six weeks: Tuesdays for beginners; Wednesdays for upper levels. Instructors: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. LEARN TO DANCE W/ A PARTNER!: Cost: $50/4-week class. Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington, St. Albans, Colchester. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, kevin@firststepdance.com, FirstStepDance.com. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Beginning classes repeat each month, but intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Three locations to choose from!

davis studio MOSAIC MIRROR: Mar. 16-30, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $100 Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: 802-425-2700, info@davis studiovt.com. Mirror, mirror, on the wall-your mirror will be the coolest one of all. Learn how to create beautiful mosaic patterns and how to grout and set your masterpiece. Choose from our collection of glass and ceramic tile, stained glass, pebbles and ephemera to create an unusual mosaic art piece made from recycled materials. Register online at davisstudiovt.com/adult_springclasses2011.html. Instructed by Charlotte Albers. HAND-PAINTED WHIMSICAL CHAIRS: Mar. 16-30, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $100 Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: 802-4252700, info@davisstudiovt.com. Turn a plain wooden chair into a whimsical piece of art. Using the chair as your canvas you will learn about materials and decorative painting techniques that can be used on any wooden piece of furniture. Bring in a sturdy wooden chair that you already have (or purchase one for $20 from our selection). Register online at davisstudiovt.com. Instructor: Kimberly Bombard. Adult Class.

drawing FIGURE DRAWING W/ MARIE LEPRE’GRABON: Mar. 4-Apr. 8, 9:30-11:30 a.m., Weekly on Fri. Cost: $145. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 5 School St., Stowe. Info: 802-253-8358, helenday. com. This class will focus on drawing the figure from nude models and is a great way to develop both drawing and observational skills. We will use a variety of drawing media including pencil, charcoal, and ink to investigate the use of line, value, texture, perspective, composition and space in the development of descriptive drawing. No previous drawing experience necessary.

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ORGANIC: WHAT IT TRULY MEANS AND HOW TO DO IT: Mar. 19, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $10. Location: Gardener’s Supply Burlington Store, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 802-6603505, gardenerssupplystore.com. Sure, everyone is talking about it and you hear it everywhere, but do you know what it really means to grow Organic? Presenter: Charlie Nardozzi. Pre-registration is required.

healing MONTHLY READING/HEALING: First Thursday of every month at 6 p.m. Mark you calendar accordingly. Doors will be locked after attendees are so there will be no interruptions. Cost: $20/donation required. Location: Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton. Info: 802-893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@yahoo.com. The healings will be given before the readings begin so that it would raise the energy vibration of the event. This would include the whole group, holding hands, sitting in a circle. The process includes the healing energy “knowing” that all are filled and surrounded with healing energy for their highest good. This energy can be “sent” also while this process takes place, to include others, situations, etc. WOMEN’S THERAPY GROUP UTILIZING THE ARTS: Apr. 5-May. 24, 4:30-6:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Location: JourneyWorks, 11 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 802-860-6203, jenkristel@hotmail.com, wp.me/ pMeAo-2Y. Jennie Kristel will lead this eight week woman’s therapy group to work on issues of anxiety, grief and trauma. She will integrate roleplay, art, movement and sounding into this 2 1/2 hour weekly group. Group members will be encouraged to access their creativity.healing, empowerment and sense of wellbeing. Sliding fee scale. Limited enrollment.

CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. SongBasket: Karen Sutherland, Genealogy, Beekeeping, Fly Fishing, Mindful Meditation, Emotional Freedom Technique, Mother’s Day Manicure, Soapmaking, Fabulous Facial, Garden Jumpstart, Container Gardening, Pruning Trees, Islam and the Western World with Chris O’Donnell, Solar Energy 101, Bio Fuels 101, Energy=R We?, Cinema Club, Map & Compass, Motorcycle Awareness, Salsa, Hip-Hop, Mah Jongg, Knots, VT Architecture, Grief Etiquette, Suburban Homesteading 101.Juggling. Guaranteed. Full descriptions online. Senior discount 65+. MOTORCYCLE AWARENESS PROGRAM: Mar. 15, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Cost: $40/4-hr. class. Location: CVU High School, 369 CVU Rd., Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, access@cvuhs. org, cvuweb.cvuhs.org/access. Preregistration required. Info, 802-482-7194 or access@cvuhs. org. For new motorcycle riders planning to become licensed, this one-night class covers safety basics, risk factors, rider impairments, defensive riding, etc. DMV 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 PM Motorcycle Permit written exam HEALING FROM THE SOUL: Thu. administered at end of the class. evening, 6-8:30; Fri.-Mon., 9-6. AN INTRODUCTION TO ORCHIDS: Instructor: Bill Mitchell. Cost: $450/4.5-day course. BEAUTIFUL, EXOTIC & FUN: Location: Touchstone Healing Mar. 16, 12-12:45 p.m.. Location: Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Gardener’s Supply Williston Store, Info: Partners in Healing, Claudia 472 Marshall Ave., Williston. Info: Rose, 802-933-6107, claudia 802-658-2433. Lunch & Learn TALK SO KIDS WILL LISTEN: rosevt@gmail.com, claudiarose. Educational Series. Instructed by Sat., Mar. 19 & 26, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. abmp.com. Learn to facilitate Anita Nadeau. Registration not or Mon., March 7-28, 6:30-8:30 physical, emotional and mental required. Free. p.m. Individual coaching also health in yourself and others available. Cost: $95/materiCREATING TERRARIUMS AND through energy medicine. Deepen als incl. Scholarships avail. BOTTLE GARDENS: Mar. 9, 12your conscious connection to your Location: Demeter Resolutions, 12:45 p.m. Location: Gardener’s soul. Classes include hands-on LLC, Community Center of the Supply Williston Store, 472 energy balancing techniques, Dormition Greek Orthodox Marshall Ave., Williston. Info: meditation and lectures. Works Church, Burlington. Info: 802802-658-2433. Lunch & Learn well with other complimentary 864-0624, demeterresolutions. Educational Series. Instructed by healing practices. Very effective com. Learn and practice the skills Ann Whitman. Registration not with animals. 32 continuing for communicating more producrequired. Free. education hours available. tively and peacefully with your MAINTENANCE STRATEGIES kids from toddler to teen. Join a FOR WINNING GARDEN workshop or call to find out how PRESENTATIONS: Mar. 12, 11:30 we can bring a workshop to your a.m.-1 p.m. Cost: $10/class. group. Groups led by Anthe Athas, LIP BALMS: A MINI WORKSHOP: Location: Gardener’s Supply educator, mediator and facilitator. Mar. 6, 2-3 p.m. Cost: $5/1Burlington Store, 128 Intervale Preregistration required. hr. hands-on mini workshop. Rd., Burlington. Info: 802-660Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 3505, gardenerssupplystore.com. 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Learn time-saving secrets for your Purple Shutter Herbs, Purple garden’s routine care & upkeep Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, SUMMER CAMPS ENROLLING including pruning, deadheading, info@purpleshutter.com, purple NOW!: Location: Flynn Center, fertilizing & more. Presenter: shutter.com. Everybody uses & Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, Kerry Mendez. Preregistration is loses them, so learn to make your flynnarts@flynncenter.org, flynnrequired. own. Join Laura in a one-hour arts.org. Over 30 full-day performORGANIC LAWN CARE class where we’ll make great ing-arts camps with after care PRACTICES: Mar. 23, 12-12:45 lip balms. Each person will take until 5 p.m. for ages 4-18: drama, p.m. Location: Gardener’s Supply home his/her own creations. This movie making, radio, comedy, Williston Store, 472 Marshall Ave., class is open to all ages: Kids are hip-hop and jazz dance, puppetry, Williston. Info: 802-658-2433. encouraged to attend (parents slam poetry, musical theater, Lunch & Learn Educational Series. free if just assisting)! voice, and historic improvisation. Instructed by David Boucher. Themes for younger kids include Registration not required. Free.

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Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, magic tree house, magic school bus, spies, pirates, royalty, fairy tales, animals, Broadway, Dr. Seuss, Mo Willems (Pigeon/Knuffle Bunny) books, sea monsters (Champ), ballet, world cultures, costuming, history, and Willy Wonka. CIRCUS ARTS WORKSHOP W/ CIRQUE MECHANICS: Adults & teens (open level); Thu., Mar. 10; 4-5 p.m. Cost: $15/workshop. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. The incomparable acrobats of Cirque Mechanics are former members of Cirque du Soleil and Pickle Family Circus, as well as Hollywood stunt people. Join them as they tumble around our studios, teaching the same techniques used by master circus performers. ADULT ACTING: SCENE STUDY: Older teen & adult; Wed., Mar. 16-Apr. 27, 4:50-6:20 p.m.; Craig Maravich. Cost: $100/6 weeks. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. Work on paired or small-group scenes from a variety of genres in this supportive class, examining the depth of possibility within the text, the story and yourself. Exercises that promote awareness, playful experimentation, group observation and constructive feedback encourage the safe exploration of new acting territory. Class is open to bashful beginners, as well as those with more experience who want to sink their teeth into a rich character or dynamic conflict without facing an audition first!

SLEEP: WHAT’S IT GOOD FOR?: Mar. 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $20/2-hr. hands-on workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, info@purpleshutter.com, purpleshutter.com. Sleep is essential to a healthy body and mind. Together we’ll explore a variety of well-tested techniques and herbal remedies to assist getting and keeping you asleep. Everyone will create a custom herbal tea blend and make a dream pillow to facilitate a quick trip to the Land of Nod! WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Open house, Sat., March 5, 1:303:30 p.m. held at Rhapsody Cafe, Main St., Montpelier. Wisdom of the Herbs Certification Program begins April 23-24, 2011, & runs 1 weekend a mo. through Nov. We are currently interviewing for this program. Wild Edibles Spring Term will be held May 8, Jun. 5 & Jul. 10. Plan ahead & apply now for VSAC nondegree grant for 2011 programs while funds are plentiful. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 802-456-8122, annie@ wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, wisdomoftheherbsschool.com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local, wild, edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.

holistic health WOMEN’S WELLNESS: Every other Wed., Mar. 16-Aug. 17, 5:30-7 p.m. Cost: $127/mo. Location: Candles & Creations healing room, 132 Church St., Burlington. Info: Tocc’a Te Health, Amy Venman, 802-9995733, Amy@ToccaTeHealth.net, ToccaTeHealth.net. How would your life be different if you and your body were best friends? Together, we’ll explore manageable changes to your nutrition and lifestyle that add up to noticeable improvements in your health, energy and relationship with your body. It’s your health! Where do you want it to take you?

language BONJOUR! BEG./INTER. FRENCH: Intermediate French: Tues, 5:45-7:15 pm, 3/22-5/17/11 (no class 4/19/11) Beginner French: Saturdays 9-10:30 am, 3/265/21/11 (no class 4/23). Cost: $175/8-week class. Location: wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., Burlington. Info: wingspan Studio, Maggie Standley, 802233-7676, maggiestandley@ yahoo.com, wingspanpainting studio.com. Allons-y! Interactive, intimate, encouraging and challenging French classes in beautiful Burlington atelier. Spring classes start week of March 21 for beginner and intermediate students. Fluent French speaker, Maggie Standley, guides classes with attention to various learning styles and helps you gain confidence in speaking, grammar, comprehension. Field trip to Quebec! FRENCH CLASSES THIS SPRING!: Classes from March 7 to May 19. Cost: $225/per 10-week session. Location: Alliance-Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region, #304 Dupont Building, 123 Ethan Allen Ave., Colchester. Info: Alliance Francaise of the Lake Champlain


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Region, Micheline Tremblay, 802-497-0420, michelineatremblay@gmail.com, aflcr.org/ classes.shtml. Study French at the Alliance Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region! Five 10-week classes: Beginning, Intermediate A, Intermediate B, Spoken French I, Spoken French II. Learn Spanish & Open New Doors: Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-585-1025, spanishparavos@gmail.com, spanishwaterburycenter.com. Expand your opportunities and connect with a new world. We provide high-quality, affordable instruction in the Spanish language for adults, teens and children. Learn from a native speaker via small classes, individual instruction or student tutoring. See our website for complete information or contact us for details. Parlez-vous Francais?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Burlington, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-4967859, yvescompere@yahoo.com. Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native.

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massage Clinical Massage Therapy Class: Mon., 8 a.m.-5 p.m., 2 Sats./mo., 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $12,500/full program. Location: Green Mountain School of Massage Therapy/Highland Bodyworks, 1193 Ethan Allen Hwy, Georgia. Info: Green Mountain School of Massage Therapy, Jacquelyn Lewis, LMT, NCTMB, CCA, 802-999-9985, GreenMtnMassage@hotmail. com, GreenMtnMassage.com. Vermont’s only 1000-hour clinical massage therapy program! Meets New York State licensing requirements. Very strong focus on anatomy and pathology, as well as aromatherapy. Small classes = targeted learning! Included with course cost is your choice of an Oakworks massage table or chair. Intro to Massage School: Apr. 2, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Cost: $25/3-hr. class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, Mark Adams, 802658-7715, touchvt@gmail.com, touchstonehealingarts.com. Our nine-month training fully prepares individuals for a rewarding career. You can expect personal and professional growth, detailed body sciences, exceptional massage technique and practice. Thirteen years of excellence!

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pilates ALL Wellness: Location: 208 Flynn Ave., Studio 3A (across from the antique shops, before Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, allwellnessvt. com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and nutrition. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. Join us for a free introduction to the reformer, every Saturday at 10:30 a.m. and the first Tuesday of every month at 7 p.m.: Just call and reserve your spot! Burlington Dances: Pilates: Get on the website for schedules and special February pricing. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, Chace Mill, top floor, 1 Mill St., Suite 372, Burlington. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. From beginning students to those seeking mastery of movement, this is a fantastic studio for experiencing how awareness practices such as Pilates, Bartenieff Fundamentals, Laban Movement Analysis, Delsarte, and other somatic awareness practices can support your body, mind and spirit in dance, industry, healing practices, social studies, communication, and relationships. Core Studio Pilates and MORE!: We are open 7 days a week, from as early as 7 a.m. to as late as 7:30 p.m. Costs vary, as low as $10-$25/per class depending on format. Location: Core Studio Pilates and Personal Training, 431 Pine Street, Suite 101, Burlington. Info: Core Studio Pilates and Personal Training, Kathy Brunette, 802-862-8686, kathy@corestudioburlington. com, corestudioburlington.com. Enjoy the amazing mind/body benefits of Pilates, Yoga, Massage & the challenge of Personal Training with high quality, professionally led classes 7 days a week. Mat, reformer & boot camp classes (which include Spinning, TRX, strength, balance & EXO Chair options) are available in our warm & friendly studio.

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Snowkiting Lessons: Daily lessons while ice is safe (generally Jan.-April). Cost: $120/3-hr. beginner class ($95 for 2-hr. advanced). Location: Lake Champlain, Sand Bar State Park, South Hero/Milton. Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, rachael@stormboarding.com, stormboarding. com. Snowkite in your first lesson! Use the same alpine, tele or snowboard as on the mountain. We provide experienced, professional, fun instruction and modern gear. Great for skiers/riders ages 10 to no limit, cruise or go big. Makes an excellent gift. Gear discount after lesson. Lesson/gear gift certificates available.

spirituality Druidry Training in VT: 1 weekend/mo. for 9 mos. in the year. Cost: $1,700/9 weekend sessions throughout the year. Location: Dreamland, Worcester. Info: The Green Mountain Druid Order, Ivan McBeth, 802-5058010, ivanmcbeth@aol.com, greenmountaindruidorder. org. A three-year training of self-transformation in preparation to become a caretaker of the Earth: an empowered human being, capable of communicating with nature and other humans, radiating peace and healing. We provide the map and the method, you provide the enthusiasm and commitment. Come change the world with us!

tai chi Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-864-7902, iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill. Yang Style Tai Chi: Note: No class March 5. Beginner’s class, Wed., 5:30-6:50 p.m. All levels classes on Sat., 8:30-10 a.m. & 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. Cost: $16/class, $60/mo. for 4 classes, $115/mo. for 8 classes, $160/12 classes (1 time per week for 3 mo.), $300/3 mo. unlimited classes. Location: Vermont Tai Chi Academy and Healing Center, NEW ADDRESS: 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Turn right into driveway immediately after the rail road tracks. Located in the old Magic Hat Brewery Building. Info: 802-318-6238. Tai Chi is a slow-moving martial art that combines deep breathing and graceful movements to produce the valuable effects of relaxation, improved concentration, improved balance, a decrease in blood pressure and ease in the symptoms of fibromyalgia. Brought to you by Vermont Tai Chi Academy and Healing Center. Janet Makaris, instructor.

Weight Loss That Stays Off!: Mar. 8-May. 10, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $20/ week. Location: Community Bible Church, 2025 Williston Rd., S. Burlington. Info: Tune the Temple, Cathy Weymouth, 802-893-2454, cweymouth@ gmail.com, TuneTheTemple.com. Instead of dieting, learn to listen to and cooperate with your body signals for a permanent lifestyle change modeling the lifestyle of the naturally thin. Tackle root issues that contribute to overeating while curtailing emotional eating. Class includes practical eating strategies combined with spiritual encouragement. Christian perspective. Online video class also available.

women CRAFTING THE FEMININE CONTAINER: Mar. 18-Apr. 8, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Fri. Cost: $100/ incl. supplies. Location: Black Cap Coffee and Clay Studio, 144 Main St., Stowe. Info: Natasha, 802279-4239. Using the metaphor of bowls as feminine containers, we form ourselves into the women we want to be, as we work in clay to craft vessels. No prior experience necessary. Led Natasha Bogar and Sara Waskuch, artists and teachers. Limited to 8 people.

yoga Drop-in Yoga with Deb Sherrer: Every Fri. this winter, 12-1:30 p.m. Cost: $12/class. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802-658-9440, vtcyt.com. Move. Breathe. Strengthen. Relax. A Vajra-inspired class, with Deb Sherrer, CYT, MA, that focuses on alignment, breath-informed movement, mindfulness and indepth poses to enhance strength, flexibility and grounding. Leave class with a greater sense of wellbeing and relaxation. All levels welcome. EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels from $5$14, conveniently located in Burlington. 10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon.Fri. @ 4:30 p.m., class is only $5!. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, yoga@evolutionvt.com, evolutionvt.com. Evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner-advanced. We offer classes in Vinyasa, Anusara-inspired, Kripalu, and Iyengar yoga. Babies/kids classes also available! Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga, and check out our thriving massage practice. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/evoblog. Laughing River Yoga: Daily yoga classes & monthly yoga workshops. $13 drop in; $110 for 10 classes. By-donation classes ($5-$15 suggested) Mon.-Fri. at 9 a.m. & Mon.-Thu. at 7:30 p.m. Location: Laughing River Yoga, 1 Mill St., Chace Mill, suite 126, Burlington. Info: Laughing River Yoga, 802-343-8119, emily@laughingriveryoga.com, laughingriveryoga.com. Yoga studio downstairs in the Chace Mill. Experienced and compassionate teachers offer Kripalu, Jivamukti, Vajra, Flow, Yin, Restorative, Kundalini, Iyengar and Groove yoga. Educate yourself

with monthly workshops and class series. Lots of light. River view. Parking. All levels welcome! Deepen your understanding of who you are. Life Force Yoga w/ Sofi Dillof: Mar. 14-Apr. 4, 5:30-7 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $60/ series. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802-658-9440, vtcyt.com. Anxiety and depression have become increasingly common in today’s society. In fact, you might be hard pressed to find someone who doesn’t, at some point, have difficulty managing their moods. LifeForce Yoga is a practice that is intentionally designed to help with mood management through breath work, simple postures and meditation techniques. RehabGYM Yoga: Mon. & Wed., 6-7 p.m., & Sat., 5-6 p.m. All levels welcome. Cost: $12/ class, $10 w/ valid student ID. Location: Campus RehabGYM, 257 S. Union St., Burlington. Info: the RehabGYM, Cara Moorby, 802-876-6000, cara.moorby@ rehabgym.com, rehabgym.com. Yoga is now being offered at our Campus RehabGYM in Burlington! Sara Gunning teaches the Vinyasa Flow style of yoga, an aerobic yoga that connects movement with breath. Classes include elements of spirituality, strengthening and proper alignment with intention to support all students in listening to their bodies, while encouraging fearlessness in their path to connect with their authentic selves. Restorative Yoga & Reiki: Waking the Winter Body, Transitioning into Spring: Mar. 22, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Cost: $30/ class. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802-658-9440, vtcyt.com. Support your transition from winter to spring with this balancing and revitalizing workshop. Open places that have tightened during the cold winter months. Leave class feeling relaxed, spacious, energized and ready to move forward. This practice is appropriate for those new to yoga and those with varying levels of experience. Trauma-Sensitive Yoga: Healing Body, Mind & Spirit w/ Deb Sherrer, MA, CYT: Mar. 24-May. 12, 6:30-7:45 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $120/series. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802-658-9440, vtcyt.com. Trauma and loss can result in feelings of anxiety, sadness, agitation and reactivity, as well as PTSD symptoms (e.g., flashbacks, hypervigilance and nightmares). Yoga and mindfulness practices can gently shift these patterns, allowing individuals to re-inhabit their bodies with a growing sense of safety, strength and stability. Yoga Vermont: Location: 113 Church St., 4th floor, Burlington. Info: 802-238-0594, yogaver mont.com. Gift certificates are available. Daily drop-in classes. Ashtanga, Vinyasa, gentle and yoga teacher training. Experienced instructors-we would love to share our practices with you. yogavermont.com. m

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PhotoShop Basics/ Photographers: Mar. 5, 5-7 p.m. Cost: $20/2-hr. class. Location: Dark Room/Vermont Photo Space Gallery, 12 Main St. (Five Corners), Essex Jct. Info: Dark Room/Vermont Photo Space Gallery, Ken Signorello, 802-2382647, ken@vermontphotospace. com, DarkroomGallery.com/ events. Of all the image-editing software packages available, Adobe’s Photoshop remains the industry standard. This workshop will demonstrate the most common enhancement tools used by photographers, including basic file management; brightness/contrast adjustments; color balance and saturation; sharpening; cropping; and correcting blemishes. 802-777-3686.

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hen Ben Collette of the Tank Studio needs some work done on his collection of vintage keyboards, he knows whom to call: Nick Trotter. The owner of Winooski’s Burly Electronics, which also repairs guitar amps, became Collette’s go-to guy for keyboard modifications and maintenance a few years ago after he worked on one of the Burlington recording studio’s old instruments. “Every time I did a session, people would say, ‘This thing plays amazing,’” Collette recalls. “And it sounded great.” Trotter, 28, has an impressive collection of tube amps and huge speaker cabinets in his shop on West Canal Street, but it’s the keyboards that really attract attention. There’s an old Yamaha electric grand piano, a hulking Hammond organ, two or three Clavinets, a heavily modified Rhodes and several other mysterious-looking instruments in various stages of repair — or disrepair. It’s hard to tell. The Rhodes, circa 1976, is Trotter’s main instrument when he plays with local postpunk outfit Drive the Hour; it’s also his most visible experiment. The top is missing, and the instrument features a few knobs and wires that definitely didn’t come from the factory. It’s also the first keyboard Trotter modified. Now, he claims, it’s made up of “four Rhodes’ worth of parts” that he’s collected over the years. A few “newer” parts date from 1983. Trotter started tweaking his baby when he was a college student at Bennington, learning how to adjust the action and voicing to dial in some of the classic sounds made famous by players such as Stevie Wonder and Herbie Hancock. A few years later, he was studying music theory at the University of Washington and started playing the Rhodes in a few improv collectives. That’s when his academic interests in composing for

the “inside of the piano” connected with his need to find new sounds while improvising. Trotter opened the top of the Rhodes and experimented with the resonant tines that are usually struck by hammers activated by the keyboard. While the traditional sounds of a Rhodes wouldn’t fit in contemporary classical music or improvisation, the more subtle and unorthodox sounds Trotter created were perfectly avant-garde. “The way technology moves, these instruments got superceded long before all their possibilities were explored,” Trotter says during a recent tour of his shop. He calls out the 1984 release of Yamaha’s DX7 synthesizer as the moment when old keyboards became obsolete nearly overnight — and stopped their creators from making the same kind of modifications he makes today. “It’s like, if you could stop guitar playing at Elvis Presley records, and then just go straight to the digital realm and make any of those sounds that you wanted,” he explains. “It would be easy to make those again, but you would have lost out on everything that happened to electricguitar performance since.” The undeveloped potential of old technology is what keeps Trotter busy “modding” his keyboards, and those of his clients. One of Trotter’s current obsessions is designing and building a pitch bender for his Clavinet, another classic keyboard made famous on funk and soul records from the ’60s and 70s. Trotter says he’s seen some great YouTube videos in which Frank Zappa’s keyboardist, George Duke, has a big metal bar that lets him bend the notes he plays through the Clavinet — something the instrument wasn’t exactly built to do. “Being a keyboard player in the rock or fusion realm, all you want to do is be able to compete with the guitar player,”

Trotter says with a chuckle, then adds, “‘I’m going to hold this note and I’m going to bend it.’” This isn’t the first time he’s come up with a mod for his Clavinet. He first ran it through a Big Muff guitar pedal while playing in a metal band in Seattle in 2005. Then he detuned it an octave. “It was amazing — it went from that classic Clav sound to this scary, dark thing,” he says with enthusiasm. Then Trotter decided he wanted to play with the strings under the Clavinet’s keyboard, so he machined a hinge and attached it so he could lift up the board and access the strings underneath. “If you imagine having a guitar that has 60-some-odd strings on it and being able to manipulate all of those strings by hand at the same time, you can think about getting some pretty dense, tonal things,” he points out. “You can do that with your fingers, you can do that with a pedal-steel slide … The strings are so close together you can’t ever really hit just one.” Though Trotter is inclined toward the musical avant-garde, he realizes most of his clients are looking for more traditional work.

The Tank’s Collette, who also works as a studio manager and engineer for Phish, recently hired Trotter to work on a Wurlitzer for Ray Paczkowski, chairman of the ’boards for the Trey Anastasio Band. “He got the action playing really great. Ray was psyched about it,” Collette reports. “Not everybody in the world wants a super-modded Clavinet,” Trotter says. “Which is cool. I don’t mind restoring a Clavinet to factory [condition], either. I think that’s a really wonderful presentation of its possibilities, as well.” Still, he’s already working on an album that will feature the pitch-bending Clavinet. Trotter describes it as a grindcore project featuring fast, aggressive metal arrangements with tuba, drums, guitar and, of course, the someday-itwill-happen modded Clav. Most folks would probably never think of using tuba and Clavinet in such an aggro way, but to Trotter it’s obvious. “Just like you have dudes making music with Game Boys,” he says. “There’s a lot of potential in this old stuff.”


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performing and teaching. Oh, and she also leads a big band — wait for it — composed of flutes. True story. An interesting side note: Ryerson’s father, guitarist art ryerson, performed at the same festival some 40 years ago as part of a tribute to louis armstronG. Small world. For more info on the band and the trip, check out georgevoland.com True, Yaroslavl isn’t exactly a typical spring-break destination — it’s about 150 miles north of Moscow, for starters. But some local musicians are traveling to steamier destinations this month. For example, jazz giants KilimanJaro, who have been invited to perform at the Jakarta International Java Jazz Festival in Indonesia, which begins this weekend. I recently chatted with Kilimanjaro founding member ChuCK eller about the honor. We spoke over the phone because Chuck was at his new studio in Mexico, where he now spends the winter months … screw you, Chuck. Er, I mean … he was clearly jazzed about the deal. Kilimanjaro have been around the block, and

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cosmically so. The band likens its dynamic, genre-smashing sound to the mysterious collision of the very elements that created the universe. Its debut album, The Biggest Bang, has drawn raves in jam and funk circles, as well as from the likes of Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking. OK, we made up that last part. Still, those who enjoy their jams sprinkled with stardust will surely approve. Catch the band this Saturday as part of a daylong Mardi Gras celebration at Nectar’s. raDio bEan: Jazz sessions, 6 p.m., Free. shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. The unbearable Light cabaret (eclectic), 10 p.m., $3. soul session (soul), 11 p.m., $3. rasPutin's: 101 Thursdays with Pres & DJ Dan (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. rED squarE: selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free. Block Rockin' Beats mardi Gras Kickoff: steve "Bear" sas, Bonjour-Hi!, DJ A-Dog (house), 8 p.m., Free. A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. rED squarE bLuE rooM: DJ cre8 (house), 9 p.m., Free. rí rá irish Pub: Longford Row (irish), 8 p.m., Free. thE skinny PanCakE: Rebecca Padula & Rik Palieri (folk), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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grEEn Mountain tavErn: Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. LangDon strEEt CaFé: Django's Jazz Happy Hour with the Bohemian Blues Quartet (gypsy jazz), 7 p.m., Donations. Lake street Dive (acoustic), 9 p.m., Donations. nutty stEPh's: Bacon Thursdays with Noble savage (electro), 10 p.m., Free. sLiDE brook LoDgE & tavErn: Open mic, 7 p.m., Free. DJ Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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gooD tiMEs CaFé: michael smith (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., $15. on thE risE bakEry: iTR @ OTR with mia Adams

& Friends (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., Donations. tWo brothErs tavErn: DJ Dizzle (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

northern

bEE's knEEs: matt Bolton (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. CLairE's rEstaurant & bar: cinder conk (Balkan), 7:30 p.m., Free. riMroCks Mountain tavErn: DJ Two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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MonoPoLE: maple syrup Enigma (rock), 10 p.m., Free. MonoPoLE DoWnstairs: Gary Peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free. oLivE riDLEy's: Karaoke with Benjamin Bright and Ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYcE (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free. tabu CaFé & nightCLub: Karaoke Night with sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LoungE: Joshua Panda (soul), 7 p.m., Free. DJ craig mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free.

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and early — like, 11 a.m. — with a funk-heavy lineup that includes CANYONERO, KITE, JATOBA, TURBINE, LOVE IN STOCKHOLM and GOOSEPIMP ORCHESTRA — see the spotlight on page 60. Meanwhile, upstairs at Metronome, local rockers Waylon speed get their speed western on with an après-parade set. Red Square gets going early, as well, with a morning set from the STEPH PAPPAS EXPERIENCE, followed by DJ CRE8 and then, once again, Bearquarium. Meanwhile, in the Red Square Blue Room, turntablists rule the day with a lineup that includes FRANK GRYMES, NASTEE, CRAIG MITCHELL and DJ STAVROS. The Square’s hip nextdoor neighbor, 1/2 Lounge, gets up a little later in the day, with a mid-afternoon set from neo-soul siren MYRA FLYNN, followed by TOM WAITS tribute act SMALL CHANGE and rowdy cowboys WHISKEY BULLET.

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HOOKERS. Déjà vu, anyone?

Yes, it’s the same band I designated for this “award” last week. No, they’re not playing here again this week. But experiencing their pure, unbridled awesomeness at the Monkey House last Thursday, I thought it fitting to make them the first backto-back BNOTW winners in Soundbites history. How awesome were they? Glad you asked. You know that scene in the original Wayne’s World when Wayne (MIKE MYERS) and Garth (DANA CARVEY) first see Cassandra (TIA CARRERE) singing at that crazy metal club? They’re both stunned, saying only, “She wails.” That’s kinda what I felt like watching Shilpa Ray. That woman — all 5 feet and 90 pounds of her — is a dynamo. I’m pretty sure she violates several laws of physics, not to mention

the advice of vocal coaches everywhere, each time she unleashes that banshee wail from her minuscule frame. Unreal. She will be mine. Oh, yes… Band Name of the Week (Honorable Mention): JOEY PIZZA SLICE. The everenigmatic Pizza Slice also played the Monkey last Thursday, delivering a set of — I’m not making this up — deranged lounge karaoke. His takes on FRANK SINATRA and obscure ELVIS PRESLEY tunes were bizarre treats, to be sure. And gauging the reactions of audience members unfamiliar with his act is always fun. But Slice’s version of “Suddenly, Seymour,” from the musical Little Shop of Horrors, was something like a religious experience, and his introduction to the song was priceless: “I only know half the words. And it’s also a duet.” JPS tells me he has two new cassette-tape projects in the works for

a pair of nonlocal labels. Details to come. Local songwriter PHIL YATES recently sent along a rough mix of a new cut that will appear on his forthcoming, asyet-untitled EP. I gotta say, I’m intrigued. Yates admits to a touch of OLD 97S hero worship, which is evident on the track. As someone who spent a fair amount of time bowing at the altar of RHETT MILLER with my own musical ventures, I can’t hold that against him. You shouldn’t, either. Catch Yates and his 12v-Nectars030211.indd backing band the AFFILIATES at Radio Bean this Friday.

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PURPLE MOON PUB: Wiley Dobbs (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free.

242 MAIN: Doll Fight!, Prosoma, Fall of Kings, Pure Nectar, Early Morning (punk), 7 p.m., $6. AA. BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free. BANANA WINDS CAFÉ & PUB: Adam Springer (rock), 7:30 p.m., Free.

TUPELO MUSIC HALL: Guy Davis (blues), 8 p.m., $20.

JP'S PUB: Dave Harrison's Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5.

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MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Brian McCarthy (jazz), 8 p.m., Free.

51 MAIN: Elise Hayes (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Radio Underground (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

with Nicky Click, DJs Precious & Llu (electro-pop),

CITY LIMITS: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

NECTAR'S: Mardi Gras: Goosepimp Orchestra, Love in Stockholm, Turbine, Jatoba, Kite, Canyonero (rock, funk), 11 a.m., $5.

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JP'S PUB: Dave Harrison's Starstruck Karaoke, PO Box 684 10 p.m., Free. $20 adv/$25 at door Middlebury, VT 05753 AFTER DARK LIFT: Salsa Friday with DJ Hector Cobeo (salsa), For tickets/info call: aftdark@sover.net p.m., Free. MUSIC SERIES www.afterdarkmusicseries.com (802)9388-0216 MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Gabe Jarrett (jazz), A sassy, high-octane trio that play an infectious 8 p.m., Free.

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NECTAR'S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Grippo Funk Band (funk), 9 p.m., $5. ON TAP BAR & GRILL: The Growlers (blues), 5 p.m., Free. The Phil Abair Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

It’s easy to read, it links me to some of the

PARK PLACE TAVERN: Alter Ego (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

coolest stuff, and it tempts me to address my cabin fever and actually DO something

RADIO BEAN: The Willoughbys (folk), 7 p.m., Free. Phil Yates & the Affiliates (rock), 9 p.m., Donations.

this weekend. It’s well designed, and

RASPUTIN'S: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.

tempting. Thanks for putting it together.

RED SQUARE: Jay Burwick (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. New York Funk Exchange (funk), 9 p.m., $5. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

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MONKEY HOUSE: Darlingside, Zack duPont (indie folk), 9 p.m., $5. 18+.

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ON THE RISE BAKERY: Garrin Benfield (electroacoustic), 8 p.m., Donations.

Rutland Herald TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Loaded Mojo (rock), p.m., $3. 3-3/16 wide x 210high” northern 2.11

PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Modern Grass Quintet, Mia Adams (bluegrass, Americana), 7:30 p.m., $5. 14 West (soul), 10:30 p.m., $3.

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HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Brothers Past, Japhy Ryder (prog rock), 9 p.m., $12/15. AA.

FRANNY O'S: The Blame (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.

Friday, April 1 at 7:00 p.m. 8 p.m., $5/10. AA. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury

combination of Western Swing and Hot Jazz. Called “the world’s greatest little Texas Swing Band,” the trio features vivacious fiddle solos and vocals, cunning guitar phrasing and the delicious thump of slap-bass.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Frank Provost & ALSTDI Benefit: Sideshow Bob, Phil 'n' the Blanks (rock), 5 p.m., $20. AA.

THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: DJ Slim Pknz All Request Dance Party (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: First Friday Hot Club Cowtown Tim of O’Brien

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RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free. RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Supersounds DJ (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free. THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Cash is King (alt-country), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Jonny P (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Chris Velan (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. Cinder Conk (Balkan), 9:30 p.m., Donations.

BEE'S KNEES: Karen Krajecic & Jon Rose (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE BREWSKI: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 9 p.m., $2. MATTERHORN: The X-Rays with Joe Moore (rock), 9 p.m., $5. RIMROCKS MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Friday Night Frequencies with DJ Rekkon (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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MONOPOLE: Eat Sleep Funk (funk), 10 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY'S: Benjamin Bright (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOUNGE: Myra Flynn (neo-soul), 3 p.m., Free. Small Change (Tom Waits tribute), 5 p.m., Free. Whiskey Bullet (country-rock), 7 p.m., Free. Space Echo with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (house), 10 p.m., Free. BACKSTAGE PUB: The Hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., Free. BANANA WINDS CAFÉ & PUB: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Waylon Speed (speedwestern), 2 p.m., Free. Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5. FRANNY O'S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

NIGHTCRAWLERS: Red Stellar & the Workin' Man Band (country), 8:30 p.m., $3. ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Radio Flyer (rock), 9 p.m., Free. PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Bonjour-Hi!, Funkwagon (house, funk), 10 p.m., $10/12. RADIO BEAN: Less Digital, More Manual: Record Club (open turntables), 3 p.m., Free. Chris Velan (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free. The Crack Up (rock), 11 p.m., Free. RASPUTIN'S: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: The Steph Pappas Experience (rock), 10 a.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 1 p.m., Free. DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Seven Days Post-Mardi Gras Parade WRCC Fundraiser, 5 p.m., Free. Seven Days Post-Mardi Gras Parade WRCC Fundraiser, 5 p.m., Free. Bearquarium (funk), 7 p.m., $5. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Frank Grymes (house), 12 p.m., Free. Nastee (hip-hop), 2 p.m., Free. Craig Mitchell (house), 6 p.m., $5. THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Aunt Martha (folk), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

central

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Fuzz and Mac (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Donations. Mr. Woogmatic (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Donations. Satta Sounds (reggae), 11 p.m., Donations. POSITIVE PIE 2: Durians, Mr. Yee (hip-hop, electroacoustic), 10:30 p.m., $4. 18+. PURPLE MOON PUB: Paydirt (rock), 8 p.m., Free. THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: The Isleys (rock), 10 p.m., Free. TUPELO MUSIC HALL: Entrain (rock), 8 p.m., $25.

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groupies may not await him backstage after gigs. Murdock plays music to play music, period. His latest solo effort, Road Tattoo, is a lovingly crafted testament to that notion. From start to finish, Murdock takes obvious cues from Mark Knopfler. Both his muted vocal delivery and songwriting style recall the famed Dire Straits front man, especially on cuts such as “Everybody Listens When Buster Keaton Sings the Blues” and “Tell My Mom and Dad I Said Goodbye.” In other moments, Murdock reveals an affinity for the long legacy of great rock songwriters who mined rootsy blues and R & B for inspiration. The most notable touchstones here are Bruce Springsteen and Van Morrison. On both “Might Be Going Back” and the following number, “White Lines and Whiskey,” Murdock pays subtle homage to the Boss. The bouncy “Your Love Hit Me” evokes Moondance-era Van the Man. But the results here feel less like hero worship than an honest

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extension of a lifetime of listening — and maybe the chance to pal around with some talented friends. Among others, noted local musicians Dan Haley, Colin McCaffrey, and Michael and David Middleman make sparkling contributions throughout. Murdock printed a mere 50 copies of Road Tattoo. So chances are good that you’ll never hear it, and that’s unfortunate. It is roundly excellent. But in another way, there’s beauty in the idea that Murdock gave his music life for no other reason than to set it free. Road Tattoo is available at … well, it’s probably not available any longer. But I’m happy to loan you my copy.

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Why do we make music? That’s a whopper of a question, and if you ask 20 different musicians, you’ll probably get 20 different answers. For some folks, it’s a chance to express some innate part of their personality that would otherwise never be given voice. For others, it’s a serious career path, a shot at stardom or at least the chance to make a living without the soul-crushing boredom of a day job. Others view music as a higher calling, the opportunity to change the world through song … or something. For still others, it’s cuz chicks dig guys in bands — and vice versa. But sometimes, music is made for no other reason than “just because.” Central Vermont-based songwriter Michael Murdock is best known as a founding member of local country-blues outfit the Heckhounds. At this point, the 59-year-old acoustic guitarist and songwriter is unlikely to become a rock star and quit his day job. And fawning

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I know I’ve mentioned this before, so pardon me if I sound like a broken record here. But Vermont is blessed with a startling number of elite, young female songwriters and performers. From the obvious names such as Grace Potter and Anaïs Mitchell to on-the-cusp chanteuses such as Myra Flynn, Maryse Smith and Tiffany Pfeiffer to a growing number of lesserknown singers making waves in the coffeehouse scene, the contributions of women to Vermont music are remarkable and growing. On her selftitled debut album, Vermont’s Sarah Wallis adds to the embarrassment of riches and proves she belongs at the forefront of any conversation about rising young local talents. “Cold Heat” introduces Wallis as a vocal force. Her thin, vulnerable delivery immediately recalls that of Mitchell, a fellow Vermont-born songwriter. Like Mitchell, Wallis wields her unique timbre with cunning, squeezing every ounce of emotive juice from her reedy pipes. Unlike Mitchell, however, Wallis favors a far more overtly pop-centric aesthetic. She hasn’t yet reached the same level of artistic ingenuity as our favorite Righteous Babe, but Wallis displays an innate understanding of pop constructs. In particular here, she clearly nods to Stevie Nicks’ classic “Landslide.” Wallis isn’t breaking any molds, but with a voice like hers, she hardly has to. That’s not to say she isn’t capable of significant artistic ventures. While

her debut lands mostly on the radioready end of the pop spectrum, in certain moments she reveals loftier ambitions. “Kettle” features a subtly dynamic arrangement that bends to Wallis’ gripping delivery. “Little Boat” is an album highlight, a lilting waltz buoyed by the songwriter’s tasteful Rhodes strokes and rippling acoustic guitar. The following cut, “Sea Side,” is an intimate, lo-fi charmer, sounding as though it were recorded in some latenight session with plentiful whiskey and cigarettes. “Salt” is a stunner and perhaps best signals Wallis’ potential. A grainy accordion wheezes above fleeting, atmospheric Rhodes swells, fleshing out an otherwise stark arrangement. Wallis challenges the song’s minimalist mood with a craftily nuanced vocal performance, her fractured croon seemingly on the edge of a collapse that never comes. It is tense, compelling and satisfying, and suggests we should expect more good things from Sarah Wallis in years to come. Wallis appears at the Bee’s Knees in Morrisville on Wednesday, March 2. Her self-titled debut is available at sarahwallismusic.com.

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on taP Bar & griLL: trivia with top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. radio Bean: The stephen callahan Quartet (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Doug perkins, Jamie masefield & tyler Bolles (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free. Honky-tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. red square: upsetta international with super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

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CharLie o's: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. Main street griLL & Bar: Jairo sequiera (spanish guitar), 7 p.m., Free. PurPLe Moon PuB: mardi Gras madness, 7 p.m., Free. sLide BrooK Lodge & tavern: tattoo tuesdays with andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.

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51 Main: Zephyr (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Bar antidote: myra Flynn Band (neo-soul), 9 p.m., Free.

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Bee's Knees: Bill Oetijian (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

European melodies meet Western attitude. This week, the gypsy caravan makes three Street Café, and Saturday at the Snow Shoe Lodge & Pub in Montgomery.

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City LiMits: Dance party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9 p.m., Free. two Brothers tavern: DJ Benno (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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Bee's Knees: The porters (indie folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. the BrewsKi: The cop Outs (rock), 9 p.m., $2. Matterhorn: mango Jam (Zydeco), 9 p.m., $5. riMroCKs Mountain tavern: DJ two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. snowshoe Lodge & PuB: cinder conk (Balkan), 9 p.m., Free.

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CLuB MetronoMe: The Heavy pets, The Big Dirty (jam), 8 p.m., $7. 18+. MonKey house: square Dance, 4 p.m., $5. neCtar's: mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free. radio Bean: Old time sessions (old-time), 1 p.m., Free. trio Gusto (gypsy jazz), 5 p.m., Free. tango sessions, 7 p.m., Free. seth Glier (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Free.

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Langdon street Café: The Beamish Boys (americana), 3 p.m., Donations.

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1/2 Lounge: DJ Kanga presents: The Lounge Lizard (hip-hop), 9 p.m. Zack dupont (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. CLuB MetronoMe: OH-J Fresh presents Homegrown Wednesdays (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. franny o's: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free.

sweet CrunCh BaKe shoP: mary collins and Don tobey (folk), 10:30 p.m., Free.

higher ground showCase Lounge: That 1 Guy, aram Bedrosian (future funk), 8 p.m., $12/14. aa.

ye oLde engLand inne: corey Beard, Dan Liptak and Dan Haley (jazz), 11:30 a.m., Free.

Leunig's Bistro & Café: Jenni Johnson trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

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1/2 Lounge: Heal-in sessions with Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. MonKey house: John Daly, Dana athens, Jeremiah craig (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., $3. neCtar's: Bob Wagner & Friends (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. on taP Bar & griLL: comedy Open mic, 5:30 p.m., Free. Open mic with Wylie, 7 p.m., Free. radio Bean: Open mic, 8 p.m., Free.

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1/2 Lounge: Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free.

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the BrewsKi: Dale and Darcy (acoustic), 6:30 p.m., Free.

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Bee's Knees: cody michaels (jazz), 11 a.m., Free.

red square: industry Night with Robbie J (hiphop), 8 p.m., Free. Hype ’Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

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MonoPoLe: shameless strangers (rock), 10 p.m., Free. taBu Café & nightCLuB: all Night Dance party with DJ toxic (top 40), 5 p.m., Free.

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ruBen JaMes: Why Not monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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1/2 Lounge: Justin Levinson songwriters circle (singer-songwriters), 7 p.m., Free. Rewind with DJ craig mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free. CLuB MetronoMe: Bass culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free. Leunig's Bistro & Café: cody sargent trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. MonKey house: Hakobune, Even the Dew is porous (experimental), 9 p.m., $5. 18+. Queer Night with DJ Gunner (house), 10 p.m., Free. Monty's oLd BriCK tavern: Open mic Night, 6 p.m., Free. neCtar's: Gang of Thieves (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

Lift: DJs p-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Manhattan Pizza & PuB: Open mic with andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. MonKey house: Beat Vision with DJ Disco phantom (eclectic DJ), 9 p.m., $1. on taP Bar & griLL: Leno & Young (rock), 7 p.m., Free. radio Bean: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red square: DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 7 p.m., Free. sheLBurne steaKhouse & saLoon: carol ann Jones (country), 8 p.m., Free.

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Langdon street Café: comedy Open mic (standup), 9 p.m., Donations. MuLLigan's irish PuB: Open mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.

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Bar antidote: Josh Brooks (country), 8 p.m., Free. City LiMits: Karaoke with Let it Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. on the rise BaKery: Open Bluegrass session, 8 p.m., Donations. two Brothers tavern: Open mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

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Bee's Knees: tiffany pfeiffer (neo-soul), 7:30 p.m., Donations. the shed restaurant & Brewery: matt Bolton (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

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giLLigAN’S gEtAWAY, 7160 State Rt. 9, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-8050. moNoPoLE, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. NAkED turtLE, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. oLiVE riDLEY’S, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200. tAbu cAfé & NightcLub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-0666.

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kiSmEt, 52 State Street, 223-8646. L.A.c.E., 159 N. Main St., Barre, 476-4276. LANgDoN StrEEt cAfé, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. LocAL foLk SmokEhouSE, 9 Route 7, Waitsfield, 496-5623. mAiN StrEEt griLL & bAr, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. muLLigANS iriSh Pub, 9 Maple Ave., Barre, 479-5545. NuttY StEPh’S, 961C Rt. 2, Middlesex, 229-2090. PickLE bArrEL NightcLub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. PoSitiVE PiE 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. PurPLE mooN Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. thE rESErVoir rEStAurANt & tAP room, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. SLiDE brook LoDgE & tAVErN, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202. South StAtioN rEStAurANt, 170 S. Main St., Rutland, 775-1736. tuPELo muSic hALL, 188 S. Main St., White River Jct., 698-8341.


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Going With the Flow Cameron Davis and Shelley Warren, 215 College Gallery

al meanings is also present in Davis’ nine-panel painting “Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night.” It contains allusions to the mass blackbird die-off in Arkansas, the Beatles’ lyrics, and the ancient symbolism of the iris. Warren’s work is shaped by her Buddhist spiritual practice, her training at New York’s School of Visual Arts and Yale University, and her dedication to the process and craft of art making. To “Blackbird Singing in the Dead achieve her vision for a of Night” by Cameron Davis video installation, Warren transformed the gallery’s east room by walling over its four windows. She created the two accompanying figurative sculptures by harvesting saplings from her woods, then debarking, carving and chopping the maple into short lengths. From these pieces Warren meticulously constructed two larger-than-human figures, using wooden dowels to attach the maple lengths. One figure lies flat on the floor with arms outstretched in a prayer nal that our environment is in danger, position; the other kneels with its elas well as to Egyptian fertility-goddess bows on the ground and, like the first symbols. The painting is both visually figure, presses its palms together. arresting and a wake-up call to the huIn two separate video projections, a mans implicated in environmental di- Buddhist nun and a female layperson saster. perform the ritual of prostration. The This layering of political and spiritu- nun goes through the full expression

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n “108 Blessings,” artists Shelley Warren and Cameron Davis explore the boundaries of the corporeal and the spiritual. The exhibition, named for the number of prayer beads used in Buddhist, Hindu and Jain meditation traditions, skillfully interweaves formal rigor and spiritual expansiveness, yielding an environment that is equally rich in stimuli for the eye and the mind. Davis, a painter and lecturer at the University of Vermont, has long been concerned with the complex relationship between the human experience and the environment. Formally, her paintings blend gestural drawing, layers of acrylic and the chalky sienna of Conte crayon. In the upper right section of the large-scale “Devi Prayer,” sinuous lines of pale yellow paint spread over what look like mounded stones. In the lower third of the painting, a large apple blossom seems to emerge and float on the layers of paint beneath. The blossom’s delicate edges swoop in shades of white and gray. The left-hand section of the canvas swirls with layers of warm orange and yellow seedlike, organic forms, separated from the darker right section with an almost veil-like edge that Davis calls a “spatial disjunctive moment.” The artist creates a boundary and then selectively transgresses it, perhaps evoking the way memories surface in the present. Simplified images of apples and bees punctuate the lower left corner of “Devi Prayer.” They allude to colony-collapse disorder, which the artist sees as a sig-

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of the movement, from standing to lying completely flat with face down and arms over her head in a prayer position. The other woman moves only from standing to kneeling. As each projection progresses, the image falls on the wooden sculptures, seeming to animate the figures and then leave. This repetition perhaps symbolizes continual reincarnation. The back wall of the installation shows projected video footage of a ceaselessly rushing waterfall, recalling the Greek philosopher Heraclitus’ statement, “You cannot step twice into the same stream.” The installation evokes the suddenness of birth and death and the deeply personal relationship of the individual to spiritual practice and belief. In fact, observers standing close to the sculptural works may feel almost intrusive, as though there really is a person present, engaged in prayer. With their paintings and video installation, respectively, Davis and Warren address the paradox of the physical and spiritual through the lens of the visual. Together they have turned the gallery into a sanctuary-like space — a place that invites visitors to be still and contemplate the immediacy of timeless concerns.

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call to artists ‘rEFUGE’: Studio Place Arts multimedia show that explores where we go for sanctuary, either in our imaginations or in reality. Exhibit dates: April 26-June 4. Deadline: March 18. More info: studioplacearts.com. a VisUal FEast: tHE FooD art sHoW: is seeking submissions of 2D and 3D artwork for possible inclusion in an exhibit in conjunction with Vermont Restaurant Week, produced by Seven Days/7Nights and curated by the South End Arts and Business Association. Upload images to sevendaysvt.com/foodart. The exhibit will open April 29 and run through May at the Backspace Gallery. Deadline: March 18. carE caNVas: REACH Care Bank has 125 4-by-4-inch canvases to give to individuals who are inspired to create a work, in any medium, to donate to the cause. Canvases are available at REACH Care Bank, 138 Main St., Suite 6, in downtown Montpelier. Canvases may also be mailed to interested parties. Canvases are due back to REACH by March 15. Info: Rachael Rice at rachael@reachvt.org or 262-6043. tHE FEstiVal oF FiNE art: Art’s Alive is accepting applications for our annual Festival of Fine Art! Go to artsalivevt.org for more information and to submit for this juried show. stUDENt DEsiGN cHallENGE: Looking for Vermont college students to design a campaign to promote school-based community gardens. A juried exhibition will select the top submissions to win prizes, such as a licensed copy of Adobe Creative Suite 5 software and an iPad. Info: Michelle Hobbs, president of AIGA Vermont, at president@vermont.aiga.org or Joy Raphael, AIGA Vermont communications chair, at communications@ vermont.aiga.org.

sHEllEy WarrEN & caMEroN DaVis: “108 Blessings,” sculptural video installations by Warren and paintings by Davis that meditate on the nature of being. Through March 13 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Talk: 5:30 p.m. at 215 College Gallery. Info, 863-3663.

laND & liGHt: Bryan Memorial Gallery’s flagship exhibition “Land and Light” is accepting jury submissions now through March 11. Info: bryangallery.org — click on Call to Artists.

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DiGital coNcEPt/coNstrUct: Call for submissions. Is there truth in digital art photographs, or is it all just possibility? Deadline: April 4 at midnight. Info: darkroomgallery.com/ex14. hideaways. Through March 4 at Vermont Photo Space Gallery in Essex Junction. Info, 777-3686.

asHlEy aNNE VEsElis: Figure and portrait paintings, in which multiple disparate images are combined on one canvas to create narratives. Through March 31 at Salaam in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 4, 5-8 p.m. Info, 658-8822.

EXPosED!: Helen Day Art Center is accepting submissions for the 20th annual “Exposed!” exhibition. Deadline is March 21. See helenday.com for details.

talks & EVENts ‘MaNNiNG UP: tHoUGHts oN sPorts, sEX aND PoWEr’: Laurie Essig, assistant professor of sociology and women’s and gender studies at Middlebury College, discusses the role sports play in the production of sex and power. In conjunction with the exhibit, “Mixed Signals.” Wednesday, March 2, 4:30-5:30 p.m., Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College. Info, 443-5007.

‘cHristy’s saloN art EVENt’: Christy Mitchell, the gallery’s curator and creative facilitator, showcases the work of a talented group of local artists including Jme Wheeler and Justin Atherton. March 4 through 26 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 4, 5-9 p.m. Info, 578-2512. DaViD PiNkHaM: Oil paintings by the Champlain College student and graphic designer. Through March 31 at Uncommon Grounds in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 4, 6-8 p.m. Info, 865-6227.

First FriDay art Walk: More than 30 galleries and other venues around downtown stay open late to welcome pedestrian art viewers. Friday, March 4, 5-8 p.m., various downtown locations, Burlington. Info, 264-4839. ‘For PEtE’s sakE’: Work by Dave Kinsey, BigFoot, Dave Aron, Andre Razo, Ben Tour, Chris Pastras, Tyler Lepore, Ryan Wallace, Reid Stewart and Allison Ross. All proceeds from this one-day show go to the rebuilding efforts of Pete’s Greens, the Craftsbury farm that lost its barn in a January fire. Friday, March 4, 6-10 p.m., JDK, Burlington. Info, 339-499-8083. caFé artist oF tHE MoNtH: karEN DaWsoN: “Vermont and Away,” paintings addressing the theme of seeing the forest for the trees. Through March 26 at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington. Talk: The artist discusses her work. Saturday, March 5, 3-5 p.m. Info, 864-8001.

aVa & ZoE BisHoP: “.Scrap.,” re-assimilated fabric scraps left over from sewing projects past, by Ava; “The Silent Canoe,” oil paintings exploring natural freedom and contrived constriction, by Zoe. March 4 through April 28 at Flynndog in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 4, 6-8 p.m. Info, 363-4746.

Early sPriNG sHoW: Hand-painted floorcloths by Alyson Chase; “om-inducing” paintings by Lauren Brownell; photographs by Heidi Pfau; and photographs from Tibet by Sharie Elrich. Through April 30 at Candles & Creations in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 4, 5-8 p.m. Info, 660-8021. iDoliNE DUkE & GoWri saVoor: Ocean-inspired watercolors and mixed-media works by Duke; delicate sculptures made from organic materials by Savoor. March 4 through April 17 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Reception: Friday, March 4, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Info, 253-8358.

loWEll sNoWDoN klock: “Manipulations,” Polaroid photographs that the artist has given a surreal look by tampering with the emulsion before it sets. 5-7 p.m. at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Reception: Friday, March 4, 5-7 p.m. Info, 247-4956. lyDia littWiN: “Seasonal Palette,” oil paintings by the Vermont artist. March 4 through 31 at Davis Studio Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 4, 6-8 p.m. Info, 425-2700. NicolE kircHEr: Selections from “Between You and Me” and “Go to Sleep,” mixed-media figurative paintings. Through March 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 4, 5-8 p.m. PaUl DaNDUraND: Urban street photography by the Burlington artist. Through March 31 at Block Gallery in Winooski. Reception: The opening kicks off with a live performance by clarinetist Steve Klimowski, founder and artistic director of the Vermont Chamber Music Ensemble. Friday, March 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 373-5150. ‘rEcyclE/rEUsE sHoWcasE’: Chittenden Solid Waste District presents its 15th annual show of area high school students’ artwork made from repurposed materials that would otherwise end up in a landfill. March 4 through 29 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 4, 5-8 p.m. Info, 863-6458. sHEEl GarDNEr aNaND: “Maple Chemists,” a painting depicting the process of boiling sap into syrup, in the front window. Through March 31 at John Anthony Designer in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 4, 5-9 p.m. Info, 660-9086. ‘UNHEarD VoicEs’: Work by HowardCenter artists. March 4 through April 15 at SEABA Center in Burlington. Reception: The opening includes a screening of the short documentary “My Classic Life as an Artist: A Portrait of Larry Bissonette” and a discussion with the artist. Friday, March 4, 5-9 p.m. Info, 859-9222. WoMEN’s sHoW: Portraits of women activists by Denise Beaudet; sculptures by Sara Pogue; ink on paper by Samantha Crawford; painted shadow pictures and portrait sculpture by Gwen Murphy; mixed-media work by Alicia Hunsicker; black-and-white paintings by Nayana Glazier; and

paintings by Delia Robinson. March 4 through May 3 at Gallery in the Woods in Brattleboro. Reception: Friday, March 4, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 257-4777. sUsaN WaHlraB & MariElla BissoN: “Outside/New Visions of Nature,” lushly pigmented watercolor landscapes by Wahlrab and oil paintings that incorporate collage techniques by Bisson. March 5 through May 8 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Reception: Vermont State Curator David Schutz gives a gallery talk and both artists are on hand to talk about their work. Saturday, March 5, 6-8 p.m. Info, 253-8943. ‘toWN trEasUrEs: aDDisoN coUNty BEForE tHE ciVil War’: Stories and treasures culled from historical societies across the county offering a snapshot of life on the eve of the country’s greatest internal conflict. March 5 through April 1 at Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History in Middlebury. Reception: Saturday, March 5, 2-4 p.m. Info, 388-2117. MarNi Mckitrick & laUrEl FUltoN: “Spring Impressions,” flowers and landscapes in acrylic, oil and pastel. March 6 through May 31 at Shelburne Vineyard. Reception: Sunday, March 6, 2-5 p.m. Info, 985-8222. MicHaEl sMitH: “Rural Pop Art and Other Behavioral Oddities,” acrylic and mixed-media works featuring bright colors and unusual presentations of objects and themes from the rural world. March 3 through April 10 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Reception: Sunday, March 6, 2-4 p.m. Patricia lyoN-sUrrEy: “Photowork: Traditional to Playful,” images from the artist’s travels in and beyond Vermont, as well as panning, montage and polaroid transfers. March 4 through April 15 at Green Goddess Café in Stowe. Reception: Sunday, March 6, 5-7 p.m. Info, 253-5255. sEaN clUtE: “Recursive Things,” prints made using custom-built processing software, as well as an interactive video installation that allows audience members to physically play with animated creatures. March 7 through April 1 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College in Johnson. Reception: Wednesday, March 9, 3-5 p.m. Info, 635-1469. BURLINGTON-AREA ART SHOWS

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PlEiN air FEstiVal: Come paint outdoors and enjoy the fellowship of other artists, both established and emerging, in a charming and visually stimulating locale at the Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho on July 23. To preregister, call 899-2974 or email blgreene30@comcast.net by March 15.

rED sQUarE NEEDs art: The popular downtown Burlington bar is seeking artists interested in monthlong exhibitions. Email creativegeniuses@ burlingtontelecom.net for info.

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“Drawn & Paneled” is a collaboration between Seven Da ys and the Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction, featuring works by past and present students. These pages are archived at sevendaysvt.com/center-for-cartoon-studies. For more info, visit CCS online at www.cartoonstudies.org.


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‘24th AnnuAl Children’s Art exhibition’: Work by Burlington elementary school students. March 4 through 30 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Info, 865-7166. AlisA dworsky: “Drawing Strength,” rope and bamboo installations suggestive of topographical maps, in the First Floor Gallery. Through March 5 at BCA Center in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. Ashley roArk: “Light, Line and Shadow,” mixedmedia works that recreate fleeting moments to find beauty in the ordinary, unintended and mundane. Also, glass works by Terry Zigmund and Lawrence Ribbecke, in the window. Through March 31 at SEABA Center in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. ChArlie hunter: Oil paintings, Skyway; gAry hAll: black-and-white photography, Gates 1 & 2; greg MAMCzAk: oil on canvas, Escalator. Through March 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166. ChArlotte Potter: “Winter,” fused-glass pendants and earrings that marry bold color with clean design by the Vermont artist. Through March 31 at Trinket in Burlington. Info, 862-5051. dJ bArry: “Primary Imaginations 2,” large acrylic paintings. March 3 through 31 at August First in Burlington. Info, 461-5814. ‘dreAMs’: Paintings, drawings, sculpture and photography by more than 25 local artists. Through April 27 at Artists’ Mediums in Williston. Info, 879-1236. ‘FACebook First 50’: Work by the first 50 artists to respond to the gallery’s live call on the social networking site. Through April 30 at Art’s Alive Gallery in Burlington. Info, 864-1557. ‘FAshioning PhotogrAPhy’: Local and international artists show their contemporary fashion photography. March 7 through April 3 at Vermont Photo Space Gallery in Essex Junction. Info, 777-3686.

‘huMAn ArtiFACt’: Work by various artists that explores the spaces and things that outfit our private lives, from backyard junk piles to attic hideaways. Through March 4 at Vermont Photo Space Gallery in Essex Junction. Info, 777-3686.

John dAvid o’shAughnessy: Acrylic paintings on canvas and mixed-media works on paper. Through March 31 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107.

kei egAn: Traditional and magnetic collages with themes of spirituality, childhood, aviation, tranquility and time. Curated by the South End Arts and Business Association. Through March 31 at Pine Street Deli in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

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luAnn bAiley: Oil paintings that tell a story. March 7 through April 8 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 985-8922.

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MAkAsi siriwAyo: Paintings and illustrations by the designer and graffiti artist. Through March 4 at Living/Learning Center, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 425-773-8574. ‘MAke Art, rePeAt’: The group show that began at S.P.A.C.E. and Backspace galleries has moved and picked up a few more artists. Alecia Geno, Ashley Roark, Christy Mitchell, Greg Mamczak, Adam DeMasi, Clark Derbes and Carleen Zimbalati explore the theme of repetition in silk-screen prints, paintings, mixed media, and light-andshadow installations. Curated by the South End Arts and Business Association. Through March 31 at VCAM studio in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

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MArCh grouP exhibit: Photographs of New Zealand by Cody Brgant; silver gelatin photographs of London by Samuel Liebert; and acrylic and mixed-media works by Arden Jones. Through March 31 at The Skinny Pancake in Burlington. Info, 540-0188. MAthew PArdue: Oil paintings by the Vermont artist. Through March 31 at Shelburne Art Center in Shelburne. Info, 985-3648. ‘new voiCes’: Photographs from the Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program. Through April 1 at Community College of Vermont in Winooski. Info, 654-0513. Peter Arthur weyrAuCh: Art Affair by Shearer presents “RODZ,” black-and-white photographs of antique cars and hot rods. Through March 31 at Shearer Chevrolet in South Burlington. Info, 373-2321.

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riChArd A. ClArk: “Stations of the Cross,” charcoal drawings that play with perspective. March 9 through April 22 at St. Paul’s Cathedral in Burlington. Info, 864-0471. robert wAldo brunelle Jr.: “General Baxter’s Mansion 1858,” acrylic paintings based on 19th-century photographs of the Rutland building. Through March 30 at Wing Building in Burlington. Info, 899-1106. ryAn Prenger: Photographs by the Burlington artist. Through March 31 at City Market in Burlington. Info, 861-9700. sAreet rosenstein: “Why Did You Just Take a Photo of That?” a personal perspective on what gets interpreted through the lens of her camera in everyday life. Curated by the South End Arts and Business Association. Through March 31 at Speeder & Earl’s (Pine Street) in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. sCott einsig: Acrylic portraits, in the Bar; bArbArA hAuzinger: color photographs of Panama, in the Dining Room; JAne Ann kAntor: acrylic paintings, in the Greenhouse. Through March 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 862-9647.

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ki ho PArk: “Everything Must Go,” photographs of recently vacated storefronts and office buildings around New England. Through March 4 at Colburn Gallery in Burlington. Info, 656-2014.

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lizA CAnnon: Whimsical and often macabre prints and handmade books by the Burlington artist. Through March 31 at North End Studio in Burlington. Info, 863-6713.

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‘Under the Big top: the Fine Art oF the CirCUs in AmeriCA’: Work by modern and contemporary American artists fascinated by the circus and its performers’ bohemian lives outside the ring; pippo Lionni: animations and a print, in the New Media Niche and the European and American Gallery; ‘mAsked speCtACLe: CommediA deLL’Arte And BreAd & pUppet theAter’: prints by Hungarian-American artist Giuseppe Pecsenke and masks and puppets from Vermont’s radical theater troupe, in the Wilbur Room (through May 8); ‘georges roUAULt: CirqUe de L’ÉtoiLe FiLAnte’: color etchings and wood engravings of clowns, in the East Gallery; and ‘shAdows oF the sAmUrAi’: armor, swords, prints, masks and other artifacts representing Japanese warrior traditions, in the Wolcott Gallery (through May 11). Through May 22 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. ‘we shAre oUr worLd’: Photography and personal items documenting the experiences of people leaving their homeland and settling in Vermont, produced in association with the Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program, in the First Floor Gallery (through April 1); dAnA heFFernAn: “Unicorn Wars,” paintings examining the U.S. involvement in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, in the Second Floor Gallery. Through April 29 at Community College of Vermont in Winooski. Info, 654-0513. wendy JAmes: Digital photomontages in black and white by the Vermont artist. Through March 31 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 865-3404 ext. 130. winter groUp show: Work in a variety of media by Steve Campbell, Isaac Wasuck, Greg Mamczak, Dave Davidson, Kevyn Cundiff, Diane Gabriel, Lorraine Manley, Perry Bartles and Gaal Shepherd. Through March 31 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

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he first started painting, it was simply a way to kill time during the night shift he worked at a psychiatric hospital in Florida. More than two decades later, Smith produces art full time from a studio above his garage in Underhill. He calls his creative endeavors “Low Mileage Art,” because he has “always felt a deep, twisted kind of admiration for the usedcar business,” he writes on his website. The artist’s absurdist sense of humor is evident in his colorful paintings, which exalt such mundane subjects as

‘Art shApes Vermont’: Work by K-12 students from around the state. March 3 through 31 at Statehouse Cafeteria in Montpelier. Info, 563-2384.

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‘FLying high’: A multimedia show exploring the dynamic of flight, in the Main Floor Gallery; silent auction to benefit SPA programs (bidding open from March 8-11), in the Second Floor Gallery; Lynne BArton: “A Closer Look,” oil paintings of stones, in the Third Floor Gallery. March 8 through April 16 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

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JAyn Bier & Chip hopkins: “Scrapwork,” patchwork pictures by Bier and scrap metal sculpture by Hopkins. Through April 16 at Tunbridge Public Library. Info, 889-9404. kAte emLen & FrAnCes weLLs: “Maine Coast to Hudson River,” landscape paintings. March 9 through May 1 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. kAthrenA rAVenhorst-AdAms: Watercolors and oil paintings by the Vermont artist. Through March 5 at City Center in Montpelier. Info, 485-8387. mArk ChAney: “Guiding Light,” digital art, giclée prints and tritography, in which two or more digital photographs are blended to make a single image. Through March 31 at The Shoe Horn at Onion River in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. miCkey myers: Incandescent works inspired by the interplay of color and light characteristic of the Vermont landscape. Through March 31 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. ‘red eVoLUtions’: Work exploring the color red by gallery owner Nancy Silliman, Cuban-born painter Redel Frometa and Woodstock painter Christine Orcutt Henderson. Through April 2 at Nuance

armchairs. His show, “Rural Pop Art and Emile A. Gruppe Gallery through April 10. Reception: Sunday, March 6, 2-4 p.m. Pictured: “Lawn Chair.”

Gallery in Windsor. Info, 674-9616. the hALe street gAng: “Portraits in Writing,” a multimedia exhibit featuring Jack Rowell’s photographs of members of the Randolph Senior Center’s writing group. Each portrait is accompanied by audio-recorded excerpts from the writers’ memoirs-in-progress. Also, a retrospective of paintings and drawings by d’Ann CALhoUn FAgo. Through March 27 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 728-9878. ‘Vt FUnky ChiCks’: Birdhouses, feeders, planters, fairy houses and other garden ornaments made from recycled Vermont barn board and other found objects. Through March 31 at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Vermont pAsteL soCiety exhiBition: Work by member artists. Through March 20 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743.

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FrAn BULL: “In Flanders Fields: A Meditation on War,” an integrated installation of printmaking, sculpture, poetry and music by the Brandon artist. Through April 1 at Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College. Info, 558-8609.


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‘Made in VerMont: the art of Vt undergrads’: Work in a variety of media by college students around the state. Through March 12 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

JaMes luCiana: Selections from “Light and Stone” and “Italy: Facades” by the photographer and Marist College art professor. Through March 5 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

Monique dewyea: Watercolor and coloredpencil work by the Essex Art League member. Through March 31 at Charlotte Senior Center. Info, 425-6345. sandra elkin: “Women Town Clerks of Vermont: Reflections on Democracy,” a multimedia exhibit combining photographic portraits and the recorded voices of 19 clerks from around the state. The women speak frankly of the obligations of citizenship, state government and their towns. Through March 31 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. ‘the artistiC ark’: Animal-themed artwork by member and guest artists, including a tempera painting on canvas by Charley the four-year-old treeing Walker hound. A portion of sales benefit the Addison County Humane Society. Through March 19 at Creative Space Gallery in Vergennes. Info, 877-3850. ‘Virtually abroad’: Visions of afar through the eyes of New England artists, including photos by Josh Axelrod, pigmented pulp pieces by Deborah Sharpe-Lunstead and paintings by Irma Cerese, Andy Newman, Jan V. Roy and Gail Sauter. Through April 10 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098.

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alex bottinelli: Mixed-media and encaustic paintings with a luminous, ethereal quality. Through March 6 at Bee’s Knees in Morrisville. Info, 586-8078.

MarC awodey: Paintings by the Vermont artist, in the Wings Gallery. Through August 8 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469. Mikey welsh: “If Such a Thing Exists, Then Yes,” abstract and representational paintings by the Burlington artist. Through April 17 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-6131. stephen eaton: “Water’s Edge,” photographs of four seasons on and around Lake Champlain. Through March 31 at Hazen’s Notch in Montgomery Center. Info, 326-4799. the JaCob walker group & alex angio: Work by members of the local arts organization, including Louisa Blair Pfaelzer, Ann Volatile, Phyllis M. Gable, Mable Sulham, Jane Desjardin, Ann Thursty, Marcia Shafer and more, in Gallery I; abstract paintings and Japanese woodblock prints by New York City artist Angio, in Gallery II. Through March 4 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 888-1261.

‘winter show and soiree’: Work by Robert Huntoon, Elisabeth Wooden Prior, Frank Califano, Bob Aiken, Gary Eckhart, Lisa Angell, Peter A. Miller, Allen Dwight, Tim Fitzgerald, Judy Sgantas, Jocelyn Jones and Lennie Christopher. Through March 30 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653.

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‘february solo artist exhibitions’: Work by Irene Cole, Lesley Heathcote, Keith Hoffman, Mary Iselin, Charles Kanwischer, Caryn King, Serena Kovalosky, Ginger Levant, John Clarke Olson, Bettina Peabody, Tony Schwartz and Ron Vallario. Through March 12 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405.

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‘Mixed signals: artists Consider MasCulinity in sports’: Work by artists from the mid-1990s to the present who question the notion of the male athlete as the last bastion of uncomplicated, authentic identity in American culture during the preceding decades. Also in the Christian A Johnson Memorial Gallery. Through April 17 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-6433.

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he fiction-feature debut from award-winning documentary filmmaker Andrew Jarecki is as schizoid in many respects as its main character. As he did in 2003’s Capturing the Friedmans, the director spills a dysfunctional family’s dark secrets. This time, though, the result comes across as two completely separate movies stitched together. All Good Things is based on the true story of Robert Durst, the black-sheep heir to a Manhattan real estate dynasty. In the film, his name has been changed to David Marks, and his story is told in flashback from the witness stand of a 2003 murder trial in Galveston, Texas Ryan Gosling stars. In his early 1970s incarnation, Marks is a thoroughly sympathetic figure, an affable pothead goof-off who doesn’t remotely fit into the world of his domineering father, Sanford (Frank Langella), or have the slightest interest in the family business. He takes an immediate interest, by contrast, in a tenant whose leaky sink he’s sent to repair. Recently arrived from Mineola, Katie McCarthy is everything Sanford Marks would look down his nose at — a qualification that, along with her sunny smile and unfettered spirit, inspires his son to make her Mrs. David Marks. Kirsten Dunst delivers a

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his winter in Hollywood comedies, ’tis the season of middleaged marital discontent. In Just Go With It, Adam Sandler uses his bogus wedding ring to pick up young hotties. In The Dilemma, Vince Vaughn chides his best friend’s wife for stepping out with a young hottie of her own. (Who ever expected the 1990s’ favorite pixie girl, Winona Ryder, to play a shady Mrs. Robinson character?) And now, in Hall Pass, the latest from gross-out comedy meisters Bobby and Peter Farrelly, two fortyish married men (Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis) get permission from their wives to go out there and chase hotties, just for a week. It’s official: Generation X is having a midlife crisis. Hall Pass manages to be the funniest of these movies (and, yes, that’s faintish praise). Rather than dancing coyly around the adultery issue, the Farrellys and their coscreenwriters ask: Given official permission to cheat, would these settled family men really find it so easy to pick up nubile girls and swing for a week? Or would they strike out and wimp out and spend most of their precious vacation from matrimony engaged in less strenuous activities, such as eating greasy food, ribbing each other and snoozing?

beautifully calibrated performance. Eager to make a clean break, the pair escape to Vermont to realize David’s dream of opening a health-food store, and, for a time, they are blissfully happy together. The name of the place is, yes, All Good Things. I wish Jarecki had lingered a bit longer on this chapter, so we could have a clearer sense of the early months of the couple’s marriage, but it’s virtually a blur. Before you know it, never-clearly-explained pressure from the old man has brought David and Katie back to the city, where they live in luxury but everdiminishing bliss. The principal reason life becomes a hell for Katie: Her husband suddenly and without satisfactory explanation descends into madness. One minute they’re happily purveying tofu; the next, David’s talking to himself and roughing her up at a family reunion — her family’s! Dunst does a convincing job of conveying the confusion and mounting fear her character experiences as she gradually realizes she no longer has any idea who David is. But her contribution ends when, in 1982, Katie vanishes without a trace. We’re told her body has never been found. That’s the first movie. The second follows David as he moves to Texas and assumes a

new identity as a woman. What ensues is a lurid series of deceptions, betrayals and murders, complete with glimpses of dismemberment but lacking meaningful insight into the central character’s motivation. Oh, sure, his father’s a manipulative bastard, and we learn that, as a child, David witnessed his mother’s suicide. But it’s a little too much of a leap to say this background explains a penchant for interstate cross-dressing and homicide. Gosling’s affect-free, almost zombielike performance in this part of the picture offers little help. As a result, we’re left with an artsy version of the sort of true-crime tabloid melodrama that would normally be the province of the Lifetime channel. Of course, it’s interesting that this tale is based on real-life courtroom testimony — at

MANHATTAN MURDER MYSTERY Gosling plays a troubled socialite whose wife vanishes under suspicious circumstances.

least, the portion that isn’t wholesale speculation. And it’s interesting that the film’s subject, Robert Durst, was never convicted of any of the misdeeds depicted. (A free man to this day, he reportedly attended a private screening and gave the movie a thumbs-up.) But those sensational elements aren’t likely to give the picture much interest to most viewers. Thanks mainly to Dunst, it has its moments. Virtually all good things to be said about it, however, concern its first half. RICK KISONAK

REVIEWS The second possibility may not cater to viewers’ fantasies, the way Sandler’s Hawaiian vacation with Brooklyn Decker did, but it’s better fodder for comedy — particularly of the Farrelly brothers’ grubby, physical variety. Wilson and Sudeikis play a pair of good-hearted, sex-obsessed oafs whose high-schoolish behavior drives their wives (Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate) to such distraction that the women take the advice of a therapist friend (Joy Behar), who suggests giving the men a week off from their marital vows. Freedom, she predicts, will paralyze them. And so it does, for the most part. While Wilson clumsily hits on his favorite barista (Nicky Whelan), Sudeikis finds himself resorting to a massage parlor. Humiliation awaits the would-be players at every turn, until their single buddy Coakley (a leathery, Hefner-esque Richard Jenkins) shows them how to work a club. His advice on getting laid is ruthlessly practical — look for the jittery girl with a nicotine patch — and the men find themselves wishing for the safe companionship of their wives. That’s when they realize that their wives have a hall pass, too. To their credit, the Farrellys also give Fischer and Applegate a few scenes of horni-

DICK-UP ARTISTS Unlikely playboy Jenkins explains to Wilson and Sudeikis who’s hot and who’s not.

ness and humiliation; their characters are neither above-it-all saints nor inscrutable bitches. The actors all have good timing, and the gags come fast. But it should be noted that the only genuine fall-down-laughing sequence belongs to lanky Brit Stephen Merchant, as one of Wilson and Sudeikis’ married buddies, and that it happens during the film’s credits, when he imagines what he’d do with a “hall pass” of his own. For a film that’s clearly designed to give the audience a little anarchic break followed by a reaffirmation of the merits of monogamy, Hall Pass is reasonably entertaining.

Though they still lean hard on wackiness, bodily fluids, and the occasional crotch or boob shot, the Farrellys think out and build their character-based setpieces, and that modicum of effort gives them enough comic ammunition to blow Sandler’s lazy goofing out of the water. They have a solid comic thesis, too: Never underestimate the inertia of modern Homo sapiens. As Homer Simpson could have told our protagonists, libido and other appetites may get folks off the couch, but it takes a lot more to keep them from coming back. MARGOT HARRISON


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tHE ADJUStmENt BUREAU: Matt Damon plays a senatorial candidate who discovers he’s been living a life scripted by shadowy forces in this sciencefiction thriller from screenwriter and first-time director George Nolfi, based on a Philip K. Dick story. With Emily Blunt, Anthony Mackie and John Slattery. (99 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe) All GooD tHiNGSHHH Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst play a New York real-estate heir with issues and his unhappy wife in this drama inspired by a real-life mystery. With Frank Langella and Lily Rabe. Andrew (Capturing the Friedmans) Jarecki directed. (101 min, R. Savoy) BEAStlY: In this updating of “Beauty and the Beast,” based on a young adult novel, Alex Pettyfer is an arrogant teen forced to endure ugliness till he can win unconditional love. With Vanessa Hudgens, Mary-Kate Olsen and Neil Patrick Harris. Daniel (Phoebe in Wonderland) Barnz directs. (95 min, PG-13. Majestic, Paramount) RANGo: Johnny Depp voices a mild-mannered chameleon who has to learn to survive in his new role as sheriff of a wild frontier town in this animated adventure from Gore (all three Pirates of the Caribbean films) Verbinski. With the voices of Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin, Bill Nighy and Stephen Root. (107 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe) tAKE mE HomE toNiGHt: Viewers may never want to attend ’80s Night again after seeing yet another comedy that tries to bottle the party-hearty spirit of that era. It’s 1988, and Topher Grace plays an underachiever who tries to win his dream girl at, yes, a wild party. With Anna Faris, Teresa Palmer and Dan Fogler. Michael Dowse directs. (114 min, R. Palace)

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ANotHER YEARHHHHH Mike (Happy-Go-Lucky) Leigh directed this slice-of-life tale of a happily married London couple and the distressed souls they draw into their orbit. With Jim Broadbent, Lesley Manville and Ruth Sheen. (129 min, PG-13. Roxy; ends 3/3)

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tHE compANY mENHHHH Ben Affleck plays an exec who has to adjust to life in the slow lane after he’s laid off in this ensemble drama about the recession’s repercussions, from writer-director John Wells. With Tommy Lee Jones, Chris Cooper, Kevin Costner and Maria Bello. (109 min, R. Palace) DRiVE ANGRYHH1/2 If Ghost Rider and Grindhouse had a grubby love child, it would probably look like this gleefully campy 3D (where available) odyssey of a dead man (Nicolas Cage) who breaks out of hell to save his granddaughter from an evil cult. With Amber Heard, William Fichtner, Billy Burke and Katy Mixon. Patrick (My Bloody Valentine) Lussier directs. (104 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic) tHE FiGHtERHHHH Mark Wahlberg fights to win a boxing championship with the help of his dissolute half-brother (Christian Bale) in this sports/family drama from David O. (Three Kings) Russell. With Amy Adams, Melissa Leo and lots of Massachusetts vowels. (114 min, R. Palace, Savoy)

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GNomEo AND JUliEtHH1/2 “Two houses, both alike in dignity/ In a fair backyard, where we lay our scene...” It’s Romeo and Juliet as star-crossed garden gnomes in an animated family version that probably doesn’t end the way Shakespeare’s did. With the voices of Emily Blunt, James McAvoy and Michael Caine, and songs by Elton John. Kelly (Shrek 2) Asbury directs. (84 min, G. Bijou, Essex [3-D] Majestic [3-D], Marquis [3-D], Palace, Paramount) HAll pASSHHH The Farrelly brothers return with this comedy in which two long-married men (Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis) receive an unusual gift from their wives: a “hall pass” to ignore their marriage vows for a week. With Christina Applegate, Jenna Fischer and Alyssa Milano. (98 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

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i Am NUmBER FoURHH Somebody is killing superpowered adolescents (are there any other kind?), and Alex Pettyfer has to outrun them while discovering his potential and finding a girlfriend in this teen-targeted sci-fi thriller. With Timothy Olyphant and Dianna Agron. D.J. (Disturbia) Caruso directed. (104 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Stowe, Welden) tHE illUSioNiStHHHH Sylvain Chomet, creator of The Triplets of Belleville, directed this animated tale of a stage magician struggling with a world that no longer believes in magic, based on a screenplay by the great comedian Jacques Tati. With the voices of Jean-Claude Donda and Eilidh Rankin. (90 min, PG. Big Picture, Roxy) JUSt Go WitH itH Adam Sandler plays a plastic surgeon who persuades his assistant (Jennifer Aniston) to pose as his soon-to-be-ex-wife on a trip to Hawaii with his hot girlfriend (Brooklyn Decker). Since it’s a comedy, antics must ensue. With Dave Matthews and Nicole Kidman. Dennis (Grown Ups) Dugan directs. (110 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Stowe, Welden)

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BlUE VAlENtiNEHHH Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams play a married couple struggling to mend their relationship in this first feature from director Derek Cianfrance, which has generated awards buzz for both actors. (120 min, R. Palace; ends 3/3)

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BiG mommAS: liKE FAtHER, liKE SoNH1/2 If the Adam Sandler flick didn’t have enough sight gags for you, here comes Martin Lawrence to save the day. This time around, he dons his Big Momma drag to investigate murder at a girls’ school, with

BlAcK SWANHHHH1/2 A sheltered ballerina (Natalie Portman) gets the role of a lifetime and finds it’s tearing her apart in this psychological thriller from director Darren (The Wrestler) Aronofsky. With Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel and Barbara Hershey. (110 min, R. Big Picture, Roxy)

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BARNEY’S VERSioNHHHH In this black-comedy adaptation of the novel from Montréal’s Mordecai Richler, Paul Giamatti plays a morally compromised shlub who experiences amazing luck with the ladies. With Rosamund Pike, Minnie Driver, Dustin Hoffman and Scott Speedman. Richard J. Lewis directed. (132 min, R. Palace)

BiUtiFUlHH1/2 Alejandro (Babel) González Iñárritu directs this tale of a Barcelona family man (Javier Bardem) with a dodgy occupation and at least 99 problems (of which his wife, Maricel Álvarez, is one). With Hanaa Bouchaib. (148 min, R. Roxy, Savoy; ends 3/3)

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wednesday 2 — thursday 3 Drive Angry (3-D) 1:15, 4, 7:10, 9:45. Hall Pass 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:20, 9:40. Big mommas: Like Father, Like Son 3:40, 9. I Am Number Four 1, 3:50, 6:50, 9:20. Unknown 1:20, 4:30, 7:05, 9:35. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (3-D) 12, 2:25, 4:40, 7, 9:25. Gnomeo and Juliet (3-D) 12:10, 2:15, 4:20, 6:20, 8:30. Just Go With It 1:10, 4:10, 6:45, 9:30. The Roommate 12:50, 6:40. The King’s Speech 12:40, 3:30, 6:30, 9:10. No Strings Attached 3:20, 8:45. true Grit 12:30, 6:10. friday 4 — thursday 10 *The Adjustment Bureau 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:25. *Beastly 12:10 (Fri-Sun only), 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:30. *Rango 12 (Fri-Sun only), 1:10, 2:20, 3:40, 4:45, 7:10, 8:15, 9:35. Drive Angry (3-D) 1:20, 7, 9:40. Hall Pass 1:40, 4:20, 7:20, 9:40. I Am Number Four 7:05, 9:35. Unknown 12:50 (Fri-Sun only), 1:05 (Mon-Thu only), 3:50, 6:40, 9:20. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (3-D) 4. Gnomeo and Juliet (3-D) 1, 3, 4:55, 6:10. Just Go With It 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9:10. The King’s Speech 12:40 (Fri-Sun only), 12:55 (Mon-Thu only), 3:30, 6:20, 9.

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tRUE GRitHHH The latest from Joel and Ethan Coen is a remake of the 1969 western classic, with Jeff Bridges in the John Wayne role of a U.S. Marshal who reluctantly helps a teen track down her father’s killer. With Matt Damon, Hailee Steinfeld and Josh Brolin. (110 min, PG-13. Essex, Palace, Majestic; ends 3/3)

tHE KiDS ARE All RiGHtHHHH Lisa Cholodenko directed this acclaimed study of modern family values in which a pair of teens with two moms (Annette Bening and Julianne Moore) decide they want to get to know their sperm donor. (104 min, R. Big Picture)

UNKNoWNHH1/2 Once again, Liam Neeson seems poised to wreck Euro-havoc in this thriller about a doctor who awakens after a Berlin accident to discover another man has stolen his identity. With January Jones, Diane Kruger and Aidan Quinn. Jaume (Orphan) Collet-Serra directed. (113 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

tHE KiNG’S SpEEcHHHHHHCritics have predicted Oscars for this period piece about how England’s George VI (Colin Firth) found a strong voice with the help of an oddball speech therapist (Geoffrey Rush). The rating is for naughty language, which figures in his therapy. With Helena Bonham Carter, Guy Pearce and Derek Jacobi. Tom (The Damned United) Hooper directs. (118 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Roxy, Stowe, Welden) No StRiNGS AttAcHEDHH1/2 Natalie Portman’s next step after impersonating a ballerina and delivering a Golden Globe-winning performance? Starring in this rom com about a busy doctor who seeks, er, stress relief from her buddy Ashton Kutcher. The original title was Friends With Benefits. With Kevin Kline, Cary Elwes and Greta Gerwig. One-time comedy great Ivan Reitman directs. (110 min, R. Essex, Majestic; ends 3/3) tHE RoommAtEH1/2 A college freshman finds her roommate is getting a bit too obsessed with her in this thriller. Sounds like Single White Female, undergrad edition. With Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly and Cam Gigandet. Christian E. Christiansen directs. (93 min, PG-13. Majestic; ends 3/3)

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JUStiN BiEBER: NEVER SAY NEVERHH1/2 The teen pop superstar plays himself in this biopic that traces his rise from YouTube obscurity and includes recent concert footage. In 3-D where available. Jon M. Chu directs. (105 min, G. Bijou, Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Palace, Paramount, Welden)

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Many reusable grocery bags contain high levels of lead, according to the Center for Consumer Freedom. Of the 44 retailers whose bags the consumer group tested, 16 contained lead in amounts higher than the limit many states set for heavy metals in packaging. The bags are made from “non-woven polypropylene,” which comes from China. Noting that lawmakers nationwide are proposing to ban or tax paper and plastic bags, CCF senior research analyst J. Justin Wilson said consumers “should have the option of using lead-free plastic and paper bags when they’re bringing home their groceries.” (United Press International) Plastic trays used at shopping mall food courts contain as many germs as a gas station toilet seat, according to a Canadian Broadcasting Corp. investigation. Bob Hancock, a microbiologist at the University of British Columbia, where swab samples from trays were analyzed, said that two of the trays were contaminated with “a fairly large number” of acinetobacter bacteria, which cause gastrointestinal illness and are highly resistant to antibiotics. The CBC said various officials at the three Vancouver shopping malls sampled pointed out the trays aren’t intended to come into direct contact with food. (United Press International)

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While arguing with the mother of their 4-year-old son at her apartment in St. Clair Shores, Mich., Antonio Owens, 27, “grabbed a kitchen knife and said he is going to cut the gas line and burn down the place,” police Detective James Wagner reported. “He tried to get the stove away from the wall to get to the gas line” before both parties realized the stove was electric. (Oakland County’s Daily Tribune)

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Police who charged three teenage boys with residential burglary in Arlington Heights, Ill., also charged one of them with cruelty to animals after he admitted poisoning and killing three goldfish. “According to the police report,” police Sgt. Mike Hernandez said, the 16-year-old boy “looked at the fish tank and said, ‘We can’t leave any witnesses.’” (suburban Chicago’s Daily Herald) Fish swimming around big cities could be subjected to doses of antidepressants, according to Canadian researchers, who discovered that significant quantities of Prozac are finding their way into the water around Montréal and into the brains of fish. Noting that a quarter of Montréal’s human popula-

tion consumes some type of antipsychotic or antidepressant drug, lead researcher Sebastian Sauve said his team observed that the pharmaceuticals reduced brain activity in brook trout exposed to Montréal’s wastewater over a three-month period. Sauve warned that fish in other big cities could show similar effects. (The Canadian Press)

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Police arrested Consuela McCrobey, 19, and Laela Cross, 20, in Chattanooga, Tenn., after a dispute that began, McCrobey said, with Cross “spitting ice cream on my car.” McCrobey responded by throwing eggs at Cross’s porch, according to the police report, which stated that Cross retaliated a few hours later when McCrobey drove past her home by firing her semiautomatic pistol at McCrobey’s car “once and then at least five more times.” All six shots missed. “She wears glasses, she can’t see,” McCrobey said. “But I don’t know what kind of anger she had for her to start shooting over some eggs.” (Chattanooga Times Free Press)

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The government of Alberta, Canada, announced it’s issuing refunds to motorists ticketed for speeding by Edmonton’s 47 speed cameras because it can’t verify their accuracy. The action follows a motorist’s objection to a ticket, denying that he was going 89 mph. Prosecutors found that every other vehicle traveling along that same road was also clocked at exactly 89 mph. (The Newspaper.com: A Journal of the Politics of Driving)

Change of Plans

After convicted killer Tracy Province, 42, escaped from an Arizona prison, he decided to end what he called the fear and panic he experienced while on the lam by overdosing on heroin at Yellowstone National Park and letting bears eat him. He told Mohave County Detective Larry Matthews after his capture that as he was preparing the drug, a voice told him to abandon his suicide plan. “He called it divine intervention,” Matthews reported. Province also told Matthews he’d been in prison so long he’d forgotten how to drive. “Everyone drives too fast now,” Matthews quoted Province as saying. “When he went to prison, the speed limit was 55.” (Associated Press)

Suspicious Minds

Police locked down a Walmart store in Kirksville, Mo., after receiving a report of a man in a truck in the store’s parking lot holding a gun to his head. The gun turned out to be a cellphone the man was talking on. (Kirksville Daily Express)


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If I were you, Pisces, I’d make interesting fun your meme of the week. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will be fully justified in making that your modus operandi and your raison d’etre. For best results, you should put a priority on pursuing experiences that both amuse you and captivate your imagination. As you consider whether to accept any invitation or seize any opportunity, make sure it will teach you something you don’t already know and also transport you into a positive emotional state that gets your endorphins flowing.

gemiNi (May 21-June 20): When bob Dylan

first heard the beatles’ sgt. Pepper’s lonely Hearts Club band, he only made it through the first few tunes. “turn that s--- off!” he said. “it’s too good!” He was afraid his own creative process might get intimidated, maybe even blocked, if he allowed himself to listen to the entire masterpiece. i suspect the exact opposite will be true for you in the coming weeks, gemini. as you expose yourself to excellence in your chosen field, you’ll feel a growing motivation to express excellence yourself. The inspiration that will be unleashed in you by your competitors will trump any of the potentially deflating effects of your professional jealousy.

caNceR (June 21-July 22): Jungian story-

teller Clarissa Pinkola estes says one of her main influences is the Curanderisma healing tradition from Mexico and Central america. “in this tradition a story is ‘holy,’ and it is used as medicine,” she told Radiance magazine. “The story is not told to lift you up, to make you feel better, or to entertain you, although all those things can be true. The story is meant to take the spirit into a descent to find something that is lost or missing and to bring it back to consciousness again.” you need stories like this, Cancerian, and you need them now. it’s high time to recover parts of your soul that you have neglected or misplaced or been separated from.

(July 23-aug. 22): you’ve been pretty smart lately, but i think you could get even smarter. you have spied secrets in the dark, and teased out answers from unlikely sources, and untangled knots that no one else has had the patience to mess with — and yet i suspect there are even greater glories possible for you. For inspiration, leo, memorize this haiku-like poem by geraldine C. little: “The white spider / whiter still / in the lightning’s flash.”

ViRgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): i wouldn’t try to stop you, Virgo, if you wanted to go around singing the stone roses’ song “i Wanna be adored.” i wouldn’t be embarrassed for you if you turned your head up to the night sky and serenaded the stars with a chant of “i wanna be adored, i deserve to be adored, i demand to be adored.” and i might even be willing to predict that your wish will be fulfilled — on one condition, which is that you also express your artful adoration for some worthy creature. liBRa (sept. 23-oct. 22): “The difference between the right word and the almost right word,” said Mark twain, “is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.” because the difference between the right word and the almost right word will be so crucial for you in the coming days, libra, i urge you to maintain extra vigilance towards the sounds that come out of your mouth. but don’t be tense and repressed about it. loose, graceful vigilance will actually work better. by the way, the distinction between right and almost right will be equally important in other areas of your life as well. be adroitly discerning. scoRPio (oct. 23-nov. 21): “Dear rob: in

your horoscopes you often write about how we scorpios will encounter interesting opportunities, invitations to be powerful, and creative breakthroughs. but you rarely discuss the deceptions, selfish deeds, and ugliness of the human heart that might be coming our way — especially in regards to what we are capable of ourselves. Why do you do this? My main concern is not in dealing with what’s going right, but rather on persevering through difficulty. — scorpio in the shadows.” Dear scorpio: you have more than enough influences in your life that encourage you to be fascinated with darkness. i may be the only one that’s committed to helping you cultivate the more

undeveloped side of your soul: the part that thrives on beauty and goodness and joy.

sagittaRiUs (nov. 22-Dec. 21): acupuncturists identify an energetic point in the ear called the spirit gate. if it’s stuck closed, the spirit is locked in; if it’s stuck open, the spirit is always coming and going, restless and unsettled. What’s ideal, of course, is that the spirit gate is not stuck in any position. Then the spirit can come and go as it needs to, and also have the option of retreating and protecting itself. i’d like you to imagine that right now a skilled acupuncturist is inserting a needle in the top of your left ear, where it will remain for about 20 minutes. in the meantime, visualize your spirit gate being in that state of harmonious health i described. caPRicoRN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): in his parody music video “sickest buddhist,” comedian arj barker invokes a hip-hop sensibility as he brags about his spiritual prowess. noting how skilled he is when it comes to mastering his teacher’s instructions, he says, “The instructor just told us to do a 45-minute meditation / but i nailed it in 10.” i expect you will have a similar facility in the coming week, Capricorn: tasks that might be challenging for others may seem like child’s play to you. i bet you’ll be able to sort quickly through complications that might normally take days to untangle. (see the nsFW video here: tinyurl. com/illbuddhist.) aQUaRiUs

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The sixth astronaut to walk on the moon was engineer edgar Mitchell. He asserts that extraterrestrials have visited earth and that governments are covering up that fact. The second astronaut to do a moonwalk was engineer buzz aldrin. He says that there is unquestionably an artificial structure built on Phobos, a moon of Mars. some scientists dispute the claims of these experts, insisting that aliens are myths. Who should we believe? Personally, i lean toward Mitchell and aldrin. Having been raised by an engineer father, i know how unlikely it is for people with that mindset to make extraordinary claims. if you have to choose between competing authorities any time soon, aquarius, i recommend that like me, you opt for the smart mavericks instead of the smart purveyors of conventional wisdom.

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(april 20-May 20): The Carnival season gets into full swing this weekend and lasts through Mardi gras next tuesday night. Wherever you are, taurus, i suggest you use this as an excuse to achieve new levels of mastery in the art of partying. of all the signs of the zodiac, you’re the one that is most in need of and most deserving of getting immersed in rowdy festivities that lead to maximum release and relief. to get you in the right mood, read these thoughts from literary critic Mikhail bakhtin. He said a celebration like this is a “temporary liberation from the prevailing truth and from the established order,” and encourages “the suspension of all hierarchical rank, privileges, norms, and prohibitions.”

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Healthy Living Bagger You told me I have an exotic palate when you saw me buying chicken hearts and livers. Hope you aren’t a vegetarian. I think I might return my groceries just to see you again. When: Monday, February 21, 2011. Where: Healthy Living. You: Man. Me: Man. #908628 Chicken Wings with Barbecue Sauce I saw you at Price Chopper, you were with whom I assume to be your son. You have a super sweet smile, and I love the history of piercings. Wanna hang out sometime? I promise to wear something less drab. When: Monday, February 21, 2011. Where: Price Chopper. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908627 7 days two 2 tango Petey403: Saw your ad looking for a lesbian raquetball player. I don’t play raquetball, but how about squash? When: Monday, February 21, 2011. Where: Two 2 Tango. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #908626 Sarah Swim assistant Sarah. Kind of odd to do this considering, among other things, that it has been a long time, but I have been intrigued since reintroducing myself. If you’re at all interested in catching up, l.m.k. When: Sunday, February 20, 2011. Where: Shelburne Rd. P.C.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908625 Happy Birthday, Freckle Hope you had a good birthday. Plenty of cake, fudge, and Captain, right? Breakfast in bed, birthday cards and excitement, but what about you, Freckle? Your needs? Your hopes and dreams? I promise to give you the attention and shenanigans you deserve when next I lay eyes (or anything else) on you. You have not been forgotten, Freckle. ;) When: Tuesday, February 15, 2011. Where: not watching a movie. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908624

Where would you send someone looking to meet other kinky people locally? Vermont kinksters host several “munches” per month, or public meetups where pervy people can mix and mingle without any pressure to perform. Most are listed on fetlife.com — a kinky socialnetworking website. Kind of like Facebook, only way more fun... Do you have a wastebasket in your office? Would you let me masturbate into it? Yes, I do — and, no, you may not. What if I get hot just reading the survey questions? If you get hot just reading these questions, you’re a normal, sexual being — and any sex partner would be lucky to have you. Do sex toys wear out? Our “little friends” are burning our butts! They didn’t when they were new. Yes, toys wear out! Be sure to read the instructions and fine print on every toy you buy — clean them properly and adhere to the storage directions. And, for crying out loud, if your toys are burning your butts, THROW THEM AWAY! How do you make love last? Communication, dedication, patience and a sense of humor. If you have a burning desire to ask me a question about love and lust, don’t hesitate to email me at mistress@sevendaysvt.com. Whether the question be long or short, I’m happy to answer — I’m not a size queen.

Lightning Strikes Twice I recently enjoyed a drink with two of the prettiest girls to have worked at RJ’s at the Gaslamp in downtown Denver. I am excited for our next encounter! When: Wednesday, February 9, 2011. Where: The Continental Divide. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908621 vesper_judea beautiful blond hair Your smile is amazing and you caught my eye. Very beautiful. I would love to get to know you. Take a chance and email me, you never know. When: Friday, February 18, 2011. Where: Plainfield. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908618

Short and sweet,

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You/Me/Five Bucks Ad Absolute, crazy shot in the dark here, but I saw your ad on Two 2 Tango and thought you were really cute with a great profile, and I really liked your answer about being out to brunch on a Sunday morning. I thought you should know your smile is killer. When: Monday, February 21, 2011. Where: Seven Days website. You: Man. Me: Man. #908629

What do I do if I decide I don’t want to swallow? Let him take aim at your chest, behind or face. If all else fails, spit.

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Downtown Mall Walking With Food You, blue coveralls, hat, walking with take-out food, lunchtime. You were next to Starbucks, I was walking out of Old Navy and that was some serious

and love from PDX. P.S. What kind of bees make milk? When: Wednesday, June 30, 2010. Where: North St.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908630

Last week we revealed the results of our biennial sex survey of readers. In addition to telling us all your intimate details — which include a peculiar new trend of whacking it into your coworkers’ wastebaskets — some of you submitted questions to me that I will be answering here over time. A handful of you, though, had quick-and-dirty questions. I’ve compiled the answers here for your reading delight.

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Walking Barefoot On Icy Seashore We’re not hardcore or anything, nine years ago last night your mom went into labor together, right on schedule, and my first thought was “Let’s go walk barefoot in the sea,” and so we did. Happy birthday, kiddo. When: Tuesday, February 22, 2011. Where: Westport Compo Beach, Conn.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908635

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Monty’s 2/24 Joe, great waiter. I am not sure if this will find you, but I wanted to let you the not-so-distant future. You appear know your smile was wonderful. You to be a character worth running into. Love your smile seemed sweet and that goes a long 1x3-cbhb-personals-alt.indd 1 6/14/10 Look for (coincidentally) a couple of 2:39:13 PM way in my book. When: Thursday, You were driving a BMW wagon wrist tattoos. :) When: Wednesday, February 24, 2011. Where: Monty’s. and I was in a blue Ford pickup. We February 23, 2011. Where: I Spy, T2T. You: Man. Me: Man. #908641 exchanged smiles at the light at You: Woman. Me: Man. #908633 Susie Wilson and Blakely roads on The Edge in Williston Friday afternoon. Any chance you’d Emily, I saw you twice Saw you in the pool area at the gym. like to chat or meet for a drink? When: I met you at Backstage karaoke and You looked great with your radiant smile Friday, February 18, 2011. Where: again at the mall downtown. Both and dirty blond hair, you were giving Susie Wilson Rd. stoplight, Essex Jct.. times I wished I could talk to you swim lessons. Would love to meet up You: Woman. Me: Man. #908623 more. I’d like to sing more songs for for coffee, or maybe a midnight swim you. I think you said your name was On that future farm together? When: Tuesday, February Emily. It was loud! When: Friday, 22, 2011. Where: The Edge in Williston. We were almost there, old and wrinkly. February 18, 2011. Where: Backstage. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908637 Can’t help but put the hearts of three You: Woman. Me: Man. #908632 others first. Maybe you know why Sporty Blonde, Great Smile it has not been working? Maybe we O.N.E Nation Beautiful blonde, purple shirt, green can try this time for real? You know We Spy an unruly mob who spends way eyes, working at ORS. You helped me in your heart that it’s me, with eyes too much time at T. Ruggs Tavern. We at the cash register. Your smile took only for you! Call me and let me may have missed this year’s Practice my breath away, just wanted you to know why that farm has not burned Thanksgiving, epic pow season and know. : ) When: Saturday, February down. When: Thursday, August countless games of Big Buck Hunter, 19, 2011. Where: Onion River Sports. 19, 2010. Where: Skinny Dipping. but we’re still keeping you close to You: Woman. Me: Man. #908636 You: Woman. Me: Man. #908622 our hearts. We miss you! Cheers

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