ThE grEAT ADvENTUrE Of cAPTAiN SiLLY & SErgEANT DOrkEY

by Chad Greive, Jr.

captain silly Was born in a taxi in 1966. At twentysix, he was living in Michigan, in his mom’s house. He loved to work on computers. His mom and dad died in a horrible car crash in 1997. Then he lived alone. He did not know his grandparents. He did go to school. He did not have a driver’s license, because his mom was in heaven. Captain Silly had a good friend named Dorkey. Captain Silly had superpowers. Captain Silly’s superpowers were to see in the dark, jump two hundred feet, and breathe underwater.

One day, he went on mission to get something for his mom before she died. It was called Underpants, and it was a bottle of goo that gave him superpowers. One day, an 8.0 earthquake hit Michigan. His cat died. It jumped out of a window and a truck hit it. So the goo fell and broke. He did not know about the goo. The next day he slipped in the goo, his hands too. The goo started to get tangled.

“I feel something weird,” Captain Silly said. There were no lights, and there were broken windows and loose dogs everywhere. Then the aftershock hit.

Two years later, he became an agent. His friend Dorkey came over with bad news. His wife, Linda, was captured by Captain Donkey. He was with the Diefths, a.k.a. thiefs.

“No, no, no,” he said. They had to get her back and their bottle. They were getting Captain Donkey because he had the Icky Sicky Gooey Oozy. He would not give it up, so Silly had to get it. Don’t forget, Dorkey went too. They left at one o’clock. He arrived at the island 4.3 days later. The island was filled with fifty thousand soldiers. BOOM! Half of the island was blown up. BOOM! BOOM! BANG! BANG! AK-47s were everywhere. Silly jumped two hundred feet to the tent.

“You came back,” Captain Donkey said.

“Yeah, to get Linda and the bottle,” said Captain Silly. Silly got the bottle and took off. Then Dorkey arrested Captain Donkey and tied him up to a pole.

“Linda, Linda, are you okay?” Silly said.

“I’m fine,” Linda said.

“Let’s get out of here.”

They ran, and a big gap was right in front of them—two hundred feet in front of them. To the boat they jumped. Silly and Linda made it, so Silly pulled Dorkey up, and they went home.

Ten years later…

“Can you go on another mission?” the secret agent guy asked Captain Silly.

“Sure, why not.”

“You have got to capture Donkey to get Dorkey’s—”

“What?!” Silly interrupted. “His wife?”

“Yes,” said the secret agent.

Three years later, Captain Silly and Sergeant Dorkey