How to Survive Future Cache

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Group 1

First, you need to look for fish to eat, but they are sick from eating the trash.

Then, you need to go to the coastal forest to pick out some berries to eat. Amber berries taste like honey and cinnamon nutmeg and tangerine. They are orange and have brown speckles.

Next, a giant pink eraser king says “stop eating my berries, I will erase you just like all the others on the planet, I hate all things creative.” The giant pink eraser king dosen’t like his pinkness because it looks undignified. You grab some pencils on the shore and use them to draw on the giant eraser; he tries to erase himself and then he is gone.

Last, the animals and living creatures come back. You need to get rid of the trash, you tell everyone to find a pair of gardening gloves to pick up the trash. Then you throw the extra pieces of the eraser king on the pile of trash and it disappears! Then, you hop into the void tunnel (you hear a fizzing, popping noise!), and you’re back home!

Group 2

First, you need to find food, video games, water, donuts, Mountain Dew, a boat, and a bed. To get these things, you need to find an everything-inator that can make anything. It is buried under the sand and you must find it with your brain cell. The everything-inator has a shovel on top of it and an invisible sign that is only visible when you touch it.

Then, there is a genie that grants wishes. Anything you write on a piece of paper comes true. You realize that you don’t need the everything-inator. You wish for infinite amounts of food, video games, water, donuts, Mountain Dew, a boat, and a bed.

Next, you can either stay in this world forever and live a happy life with infinite money and everything you want. Or you can have the genie transport you back to Earth and you won’t have all of the infinite things you want anymore.

Last, if you stay you can wish for a mansion like Elon Musk’s house with a million cats and dogs, video game rooms, and a hole into the abyss. You can jump into the abyss and fly and fall around forever unless you say “out.” You can also wish for 300 pancakes or waffles and a ladder so you can climb up and eat them.