I’ve heard rumors that the principal at my school is actually an alien. In fact, he even told my class he has a spaceship! How should I deal with an alien running our school? Sincerely, Spaced Out
DEAR SPACED OUT, First, be aware when the principal comes to you and be looking at him. Watch to see what he does alone to decide if he is a dangerous alien. If he is a dangerous alien, you may not want to go to school anymore. Then, take the principal to the hospital to check if he is an alien. Next, you might be scared and it might be weird, but if he’s an alien it could be cool! Last, stay calm, don’t freak out—you do NOT want the alien to come after you. Tell the alien, “Where is the real principal?” Hopefully, they didn’t eat the principal or kidnap him.
Sincerely, ALYSSA, ZSABETTA, MEG, AND ARI
Inklings from the most spectacular Squids in Class | 7
