If I were you Group Inklings

I’ve recently discovered that when I concentrate really hard, and really put my mind to it, I can change any object into a Pop-Tart. What should I do with my new superpower? Sincerely, Berry Blast

DEAR BERRY BLAST,

First, wear special gloves made out of a special fabric of water and plastic, so that things don’t turns into Pop-Tarts. The gloves need to be made out of water because Pop-Tarts’ enemy is water.

Then, you can make sure that people look out for the button that says “Don’t eat me!” Next, if you touch a Pop-Tart, you’ll end up with infinity Pop-Tarts and you won’t know what to do with them. If that happens, give the Pop-Tarts to people who might want to eat them.

Last, you can turn the Pop-Tarts into the flavors you like, like your mom’s cooking, brown sugar, or strawberry milkshake!

Sincerely, GROUP 1