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Safe and sound ‘Stars’ lineup takes show back to the basics By Dee Wright TV Media

ver the past 13 seasons, “Dancing With the Stars” has had more than 150 different celebrities strut their stuff on the dance floor as they try to learn professional-level routines and impress the judges. Season 14 of the popular series premieres Monday, March 19, on ABC. The past couple of seasons have proven to be more controversial than expected, so producers are likely hoping for good dancing with little chance of scandal or controversy. That way, all of the attention will be on the dancers and performances themselves. When last season’s cast was announced, some people were upset that a transgender individual, Chaz Bono, had been picked for the lineup. Religious groups called for a boycott of the series, claiming that it was inappropriate for children and families to be exposed to his lifestyle. Bono was the subject of more controversy when judge Len Goodman said that Bono looked like a “fluffy penguin” during one of his performances -- a comment that made Goodman seem disrespectful to overweight people. Last season also suffered a “wardrobe malfunction,” when Nancy Grace’s dress exposed part of her breast while doing the quickstep. Also, a live performance by Chris Brown

during the results show was ill received because Brown had recently been convicted of domestic abuse against girlfriend Rihanna. With all of those problems last season, hopefully this year’s group will help the series regain ground. Instead of drawing in audiences with potential of arguments or problems, the new cast will revert the series to being about dancing, and dancing alone. The new crew was announced on Feb. 28 during ABC’s morning show, “Good Morning, America.” The lineup consists of Gladys Knight, Jaleel White, Sherri Shepherd, Melissa Gilbert, Martina Navratilova, Jack Wagner, Donald Driver, Maria Menounos, Gavin DeGraw, Roshon Fegan, William Levy and Katherine Jenkins. Knight is an icon in the world of soul music and R&B and rose to fame in the 1960s. Even though her Pips will not be on the stage with her, Knight will prove to be stiff competition for the others because of her ability to connect with music. White is more recognizable with suspenders, thick glasses, hiked-up pants and a high-pitched voice asking “Did I do that?” That’s right -- Steve Urkel. The “Family Matters” character became a symbol of 1990s television and was named one of the 50 Greatest TV Characters of All Time by TV Guide, nestled nicely between Roseanne Conner (“Roseanne”) and Ted Baxter (“The Mary Tyler Moore Show”). Re-

cently, White appeared on Fox’s “House” as House’s cellmate. “I don’t know what to expect, I really don’t,” White tells Zap2it. “I have zero idea. When I step onto a stage as an actor, I know who the other stars are and I have an idea of how the studio wants to promote it. This is brandspanking-new for me.” Shepherd is best known for her hosting gig on ABC’s “The View.” She’s sat at the table since 2007, and she also has a Lifetime sitcom, “Sherri,” which is based on her life. Gilbert starred as Laura Ingalls Wilder on the ‘70s series, “Little House on the Prairie.” The series ran for nine seasons on NBC, but Gilbert also rejoined the storyline as Ma Ingalls during the stage production of “Little House on the Prairie” in 2008. She also helmed the Screen Actors Guild as president for four years. Navratilova is a tennis champion who has broken and set records around the world. Even tennis legend Billie Jean King has commented on Navratilova’s talent. “She’s the greatest singles, doubles and mixed doubles player who’s ever lived,” King told ESPN when Navratilova retired in 2006. Wagner’s claim to fame was his role on “Melrose Place” in the 1990s, where he met and fell in love with fellow star Heather Locklear. The couple is still together today. Wagner was also half of an on-screen supercouple on

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Tom Bergeron hosts “Dancing With the Stars” “General Hospital,” playing Frisco of “One Tree Hill,” but his recognition Jones for several years. He currently came from writing the theme song, “I stars as Nick Marone on “The Bold and Don’t Wanna Be.” He has also apthe Beautiful” peared on soundtracks for “Tristan Green Bay Packers wide receiver and Isolde” (2006) and “Laws of AtDriver will spend his off-season doing traction” (2004). He also provided the the cha-cha instead of working out on wedding song for “Bachelor” couple the gridiron. Driver won the Packers Jason and Molly. MVP trophy in 2002 and played in the Fegan isn’t too far out of his comfort Pro Bowl four times. He also holds the zone on “Dancing With the Stars.” He record for most all-time receptions for starred as Sander in Disney’s “Camp a Packer. Rock” (2008) and its 2010 sequel, as Menounos starred in CW’s hit series well as a main role on “Shake It Up.” “One Tree Hill” as a formerly abused Levy is a new face to American teen who resorted to con jobs to pay viewers, but he is quite popular in for her medical bills. She also starred in Spanish television. He started his ca“Kickin’ It Old Skool” (2007) with Jareer as an underwear model, and he mie Kennedy. has appeared in Mexican series and DeGraw also rose to fame because Cuban telefilms.

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Feature Story ‘Duck Dynasty’ captures duck-hunting family in action the pros and cons of working with family, with Willie claiming “You can’t fire your family when they screw up” as a con. Such wit has already enamored some Duck Commander fans, thanks to the family’s series of YouTube videos and DVDs that have chronicled the Robertsons’ adventures in duck hunting over the years. Their onscreen rapport must have won A&E executives over. Tune in Wednesday, March 21, to meet the Robertsons in “Duck Dynasty.”

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act is stranger than fiction, as the old saying goes. Or, at least, more interesting. There’s a reason reality TV has taken off the way it has -- it appeals to the voyeur in all of us who want a peek into the quirky lives of others, wondering how they compare to our own. The latest series to expose an eccentric American family is A&E’s “Duck Dynasty,” premiering Wednesday, March 21. Cameras trail the fascinating Robertsons as they run a successful duck calls and decoys business in Louisiana. Willie Robertson leads the “Duck Dynasty” charge as CEO of Duck Commander, a booming outdoors sporting-goods business. The resident prankster, Willie holds a business degree and is credited with transforming Duck Commander from a living-room operation into a nationwide success. The line of products has expanded to include everything from T-shirts and cooking sauces to DVDs and license plates. The man who started it all, though, is Phil Robertson, the family patriarch. He truly lives his passion, and even turned down the opportunity to play in the NFL in the 1960s because it interfered with duck season. (For the record, he played first-string quarterback ahead of NFL legend Terry Bradshaw at Louisiana Tech University.) Phil created the Duck Commander Duck Call in 1973, and it has become one of the most popular duck whistles ever made. Willie’s brother Jase would rather be in the swamp than earning his keep, but since he needs to contribute to the business, he’s responsible for fabricating the famous Duck Commander calls. Jase’s wife, Missy, is also prominently featured in the series, as is Willie’s better half, Korie. However, the most powerful “Duck Dynasty” female is undoubtedly Miss Kay, Phil’s wife and the boys’ mother. Kay is known far and wide for her cooking, and she often ends up feeding most of the neighborhood. Fans can find recipes for dishes like swamp-seasoned fried duck, duck fajitas and mustard-fried crappie on the Duck Commander website (duckcommander.com). Friday, March 16, 2012

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The Robertson family in “Duck Dynasty” show slated for summer, but later Si Robertson, Phil’s brother and best friend, rounds out the “Duck Dy- moved the premiere to October. “Hoggers” quickly came under fire nasty” cast. He makes the reeds that from animal rights group PETA, go in the duck calls, but he’s easily which criticized the show for promotdistracted and often shares his stoing cruel animal-control measures. ries of Vietnam with the guys. Animal-rights activists may not be The network is hoping viewers will impressed with a series that celeflock to its latest family-oriented rebrates duck hunting either, but hardality TV series, joining the ranks of core outdoorsmen and women have “Dog the Bounty Hunter” and “Billy been buzzing about the series on onthe Exterminator.” Families that work together seem to be all the rage line message boards, and the comon television lately, even on A&E with ments seem to be mostly positive. The only danger is that the series Duane “Dog” Chapman and Billy may only appeal to that specific Bretherton and their clans. The pheniche market and alienate other nomenon also extends past A&E to viewers. History Channel’s Harrison family in There’s also the risk that some “Pawn Stars,” TLC/Discovery Chanviewers may believe the show pornel’s Teutuls in the “American Choptrays small town folks as dim-witted per” franchise and the Kardashians hillbillies. But, the truth is, in a dein “Keeping Up With The Karpressed economic climate, the Robdashians” on E! Not all families “make it” on TV, of ertsons have found another way to cash in on their already successful course, and “Duck Commander” should aim to avert the fate of anoth- business. And, they’re far from a bunch of back-woods hicks. Willie, er A&E series “American Hoggers.” Jase, Phil and the others have built a The series follows the Campbells, a sporting-goods empire, and are enTexas family that helps people on a joying the fruits of their labors. mission to help those being overrun The good news is the Robertsons by wild boars. A&E originally had the

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hen we hear about hunger, we don’t always think about it being present in our own communities. Our grocery store shelves are brimming with food options, and shows such as “Extreme Couponing” perpetuate the idea of abundance. But the sad reality is that, according to a 2011 USDA report, more than 16 million children right here in the United States aren’t getting the nutritious meals they need on a regular basis. And rising food and fuel costs are doing little to end that trend. As much as the Food Network can feature some decadent-looking stuff sometimes, it’s also mindful that food is not just a hobby or a passion -- it’s a necessity for us all. In keeping with that awareness, it has partnered with Share Our Strength (strength.org), a nonprofit organization committed to putting an end to childhood hunger. On Sunday, March 18, the Food Network is dedicating its morning block in support of that partnership. Food’s “Share Our Strength Bake Sale” cooking block includes episodes aimed at inspiring bakers across the country who may be participating in Share Our Strength’s fundraising campaign known as the Great American Bake Sale (gabs.strength.org). This includes an episode of “Mexican Made Easy,” in which Marcela Valladolid prepares Mexican desserts and pastries that are perfect for sharing including tres leches cake and chocolatefilled cinnamon-dusted churros. Two

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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy At the height of the Cold-War years of the mid-20th century, George Smiley, a disgraced British spy, is rehired in secret by his government -- which fears that the British Secret Intelligence Service, aka MI-6, has been compromised by a double agent working for the Soviets. Director: Tomas Alfredson. Stars: Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Tom Hardy, John Hurt, Toby Jones, Mark Strong, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ciarán Hinds, David Dencik, Kathy Burke, Laura Carmichael. 2011, 127 mins,. drama.

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars Now that Savage and Maul have been reunited, they pursue Ventress and Kenobi in the hopes of getting revenge. Meanwhile, ObiWarn is forced to team up with Asajj in an attempt to ward off the deadly siblings. Animated Jedis come to life in this series.

The Muppets On vacation in Los Angeles, Walter, the world’s biggest Muppet fan, and his friends Gary and Mary from Smalltown, USA, discover a nefarious plan. Oilman Tex Richman schemes to raze the Muppet Theater and drill for the oil recently discovered beneath the Muppets’ former stomping grounds. To stage The Greatest Muppet Telethon Ever and raise the $10 million needed to save the theater, Walter, Mary and Gary help Kermit reunite the Muppets, who have all gone their separate ways. Director: James Bobin. Stars: Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Zach Galifianakis, Rashida Jones, Mila Kunis, Neil Patrick Harris, Emily Blunt, Jack Black, John Krasinski, Billy Crystal, Danny Trejo, Katy Perry. 2011, 103 mins., family.

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America’s Cutest Cat Feline fanatics will go wild for this countdown of the most adorable cats on the Internet. Clips showcase everything from talking cats to hungry kittens and kitties that seem to disappear. Find out which one will be crowned the absolute cutest.

The Sitter When the world’s most irresponsible babysitter takes three of the world’s worst kids on an unforgettable overnight adventure through the streets of New York City, it’s anyone’s guess who’s going to make it home in one piece. Director: David Gordon Green. Stars: Jonah Hill, Sam Rockwell, Ari Graynor, Erin Daniels, Jessica Hecht, Method Man, Dreama Walker, D.W. Moffett, Max Records, Alex Wolff. 2010, 81 mins., comedy. Carnage Set in contemporary Brooklyn, “Carnage” centers on two pairs of parents -one of whose child has hurt the other at a public park, who meet to discuss the matter in a civilized manner. However, as the evening goes on, the parents become increasingly childish, resulting in the evening devolving into chaos. Director: Roman Polanksi. Stars: Jodie Foster, Kate Winslet, John C. Reilly, Christoph Waltz, Eliot Berger, Elvis Polanski. 2011, 79 mins., drama.

Late Laughs Conan: Conan O’Brien It’s been reported that Mitt Romney’s campaign is spending cash twice as fast as they’re earning it. So, hey, it turns out he is just like us after all!

bound to happen because any time you walk into the clubhouse, you say, “Oh wow, if someone could just bottle this ... “

The Late, Late Show: The Late Show: David Letterman Spring training has started. Baseball is right around the corner. Pitchers and catchers reported yesterday, infielders today, and tomorrow Hollywood girlfriends report. The Yankees now have a new fragrance. It was just

Craig Ferguson The tallest president was Abraham Lincoln at 6 foot 4. I think four of those feet were hat.

Late Night: Jimmy Fallon Microsoft founder Bill Gates attended a fundraiser for President Obama on Friday. He wasn’t invited, but in typical Microsoft fashion, he crashed it. CNN announced that instead of using podiums at Wednesday’s debate, the GOP candidates will be sitting at a

table — which could get awkward when Newt Gingrich asks to see a menu. A new survey found that most hairdressers don’t like listening to their clients’ stories. On behalf of clients, I’d just like to tell hairdressers, “Ditto.” A man in China discovered a new kind of fish that looks like it has wings and legs. The discovery has led to questions from biologists, and a bidding war between KFC and Red Lobster. A new study found that 16 per cent of Americans under the age of 24 don’t have a job. There’s even a name for that group: art-history majors.

campaign slogan, “Vote Mitt Romney ... or else we’ll keep doing this.” A man in Ireland was arrested with more than 500 pounds of marijuana. So I guess there is a little pot at the end of the rainbow.

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Soap Opera Update By Dee Wright TV Media For the week of March 5 - 9 The Bold and the Beautiful Liam and Hope are intimate for the first time, but things don’t go as planned and both parties are left disappointed. Liam, meanwhile, tells his father about his night with Hope. Taylor and Stephanie finally agree on something when they talk about Liam and Steffy’s divorce. Brooke and Ridge try to be creative when planning Eric and Stephanie’s anniversary, while Eric and Stephanie meet one of Sally’s former business partners (guest star Phyllis Diller) and they are shocked about what they learn. An unexpected couple exchange vows with hilarious results. Days of Our Lives Bo and Roman are assaulted in an alley, and Bo slips into a coma. In Alamainia, Hope gets word of Bo’s condition but she struggles to get ahold of anyone in Salem. Before she can find out what’s going on,

Bo flat lines. Meanwhile, Madison fears that Ian will go after Brady so she tries to convince Brady that she wants to be with Ian. Abigail arranges for her and Melanie to visit the same resort where Austin and Carrie are staying. Lucas returns to Salem and tries to help Sami untangle the web of lies she’s made, but Kate warns her son to stay away from Sami. General Hospital Former residents of Llanview arrive in Port Charles. Starr has a run-in with Michael, who quickly gets in over his head, and Blair isn’t exactly welcomed with open arms. Holly and Robert also show up after hearing of Robin’s death, but Mac doesn’t think that Robert will be of any help to the grieving family and friends. Jason has another neurological episode, and it’s up to a grief-stricken Patrick to keep him alive. Meanwhile, Kate’s odd behavior has Sonny wondering what she’s up to, but even he is unprepared for the reason. Dante searches for Anthony while investigating the shooting, but Johnny helps Anthony hide.

Alyshia Ochse stars as Cassandra in “General Hospital” cap and she wants nothing to do The Young and the Restless Paul breaks Sharon’s heart when he with him. Lauren catches Daisy in her apartment building and accuses tells her that Adam was the one reher of following her, but Daisy assponsible for Patty’s escape. She sures her that she lives in the buildconfronts Adam and tells him that ing. Later, Daniel tells Daisy that he he is responsible for Jack’s handiis fighting for custody of Lucy, and

Daisy suggests that they share custody and raise the baby together. Jack tells Genevieve that he can never ever forgive her for buying Beauty of Nature right out from under him, and he later hires Avery as his lawyer.

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Best Movies FRIDAY 6:00 a.m. (57) “No Time for Sergeants” ++++

(Comedy,1956) Andy Griffith, Nick Adams. When a naïve Georgian farm boy is drafted into the army, he finds it difficult to adjust. (2h)

8:00 a.m. (57) “At War With the Army” +++

(Comedy,1950) Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis. Two recruits get mixed up in all kinds of wild situations at their Army base. (2h)

9:00 a.m. (55) “Pet Sematary” +++ (Horror,1989)

Dale Midkiff, Denise Crosby. A father triggers a horrific chain of events when he brings his dead son back to life. (2h)

10:00 a.m. (53) “Crash” +++ (Drama,2005) Don

Cheadle, Sandra Bullock. A car accident triggers a series of racist confrontations within a 24-hour period. (2h30)

11:00 a.m. (42) “Dangerous Minds” +++

(Drama,1995) George Dzundza, Michelle Pfeiffer. A teacher challenges the underestimated potential of a group of inner-city students. (2h)

1:00 p.m. (55) “Christine” +++ (Horror,1983)

Alexandra Paul, Keith Gordon. A high school kid’s ‘58 Plymouth Fury is a killing machine with a mind of its own. (2h)

1:30 p.m. (51) “Lilo & Stitch” ++++ (Animated,2002)

Voices of Tia Carrere, Daveigh Chase. A lonely Hawaiian girl adopts a notorious extra-terrestrial fugitive as her pet. (1h30)

2:30 p.m. (53) “Marley and Me” +++ (Drama,2008)

Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston. A rambunctious puppy changes the lives of a couple in a frustratingly wonderful way. (2h30)

3:00 p.m. (41) “Driving Miss Daisy” +++

(Drama,1989) Jessica Tandy, Morgan Freeman. An elderly lady shares her life and develops a special relationship with her chauffeur. (2h30)

3:30 p.m. (36) “Dawn of the Dead” +++

(Horror,2004) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. Survivors of a worldwide plague take refuge from flesh-hungry zombies in a shopping mall. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (57) “Jason and the Argonauts” +++

(Fantasy,1963) Nancy Kovack, Todd Armstrong. The legendary Greek hero, Jason, undertakes a search for the Golden Fleece. (2h)

8:00 p.m. (57) “Clash of the Titans” +++

(Fantasy,1981) Claire Bloom, Laurence Olivier. Perseus, son of Zeus, must battle a series of mythological beasts for Andromeda’s love. (2h15)

10:00 p.m. (32) “Friday Night Lights” +++

(Sport,2004) Billy Bob Thornton, Lucas Black. A high school football team fights and claws its way to the 1988 Texas state semi-finals. (2h30) (55) “Christine” +++ (Horror,1983) Alexandra Paul, Keith Gordon. A high school kid’s ‘58 Plymouth Fury is a killing machine with a mind of its own. (2h)

12:00 a.m. (25) “The Heart of the Game” +++

(Documentary,2005) Ludacris, Bill Resler. Based on a true story; capture the passion and energy of a Seattle HS basketball team. (2h)

1:00 a.m. (60) “A Bronx Tale” +++ (Drama,1993)

Chazz Palminteri, Robert De Niro. A boy is torn between his street-wise, working class father and a charismatic crime boss. (3h)

2:00 a.m. (57) “Berserk” +++ (Horror,1967) Joan

Crawford, Ty Hardin. A circus owner is haunted when her performers become victims of a series of killings. (1h45)

3:00 a.m. (53) “Transporter 2” +++ (Action,2005)

Jason Statham, Amber Valletta. An ex-special forces operative must find and bring a wealthy family’s son back safely. (2h)

4:00 a.m. (57) “The Key” +++ (Drama,1934) Edna

Best, William Powell. A British officer stationed in Ireland falls for the wife of an intelligence man. (1h15)

SATURDAY 7:30 a.m. (55) “Blazing Saddles” ++++

(Western,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. The first black sheriff in the Wild West battles a politician’s evil plot to ruin a town. (2h)

8:00 a.m. (53) “Marley and Me” +++ (Drama,2008)

Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston. A rambunctious puppy changes the lives of a couple in a frustratingly wonderful way. (2h30)

8:25 a.m. (51) “Tinker Bell” +++ (Animated,2008) Jeff

Bennett, Pamela S. Adlon. Tink tries changing who she really is because she doesn’t thinks she’s good enough. (1h20)

9:00 a.m. (25) “The Heart of the Game” +++

(Documentary,2005) Ludacris, Bill Resler. Based on a true story; capture the passion and energy of a Seattle HS basketball team. (2h)

9:30 a.m. (55) “Die Hard” +++ (Action,1988) Alan

Rickman, Bruce Willis. A cop visiting from New York helps stop some terrorists in his wife’s business building. (3h)

10:15 a.m. (57) “Shake Hands With the Devil” ++++

(Drama,1959) Don Murray, James Cagney. An American student in war-torn Ireland joins the IRA at the insistence of his teacher. (2h)

11:00 a.m. (54) “Goodfellas” +++ (Crime Story,1990)

Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta. A tough New York mobster becomes a target of the government and the mafia. (3h)

12:30 p.m. (55) “Die Hard II: Die Harder” +++

(Action,1990) Bruce Willis, William Atherton. A detective battles terrorists at an airport when a plot threatens hundreds of passengers. (2h30)

1:45 p.m. (57) “The Last Hurrah” +++ (Political,1958)

Jeffrey Hunter, Spencer Tracy. A political boss faces changing times as he runs for re-election. (2h15)

3:00 p.m. (44) “Legends of the Fall” +++

(Drama,1994) Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. Three brothers who were raised by their father all fall in love with the same woman. (3h) (55) “Die Hard: With a Vengeance” +++ (Action,1995) Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. A mad bomber holds New York City hostage while carrying out a vendetta against a cop. (3h)

3:30 p.m. (25) “The Heart of the Game” +++

(Documentary,2005) Ludacris, Bill Resler. Based on a true story; capture the passion and energy of a Seattle HS basketball team. (2h)

4:00 p.m. (57) “Young Cassidy” +++ (Drama,1965)

Flora Robinson, Rod Taylor. A boisterous boy digs ditches, is active in an Irish movement and finds time for romance. (2h) (60) “Jurassic Park” +++ (Sci-Fi,1993) Laura Dern, Sam Neill. Genetically re-created dinosaurs break out of captivity and wreak havoc in a theme park. (3h)

5:00 p.m. (53) “Transporter 2” +++ (Action,2005)

Jason Statham, Amber Valletta. An ex-special forces operative must find and bring a wealthy family’s son back safely. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (55) “Die Hard” +++ (Action,1988) Alan

Rickman, Bruce Willis. A cop visiting from New York helps stop some terrorists in his wife’s business building. (3h) (57) “Alice Adams” +++ (Drama,1935) Fred MacMurray, Katharine Hepburn. Things go awry when a woman tries to climb the social ladder in her small western town. (2h)

7:00 p.m. (61) “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007)

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. A quarterback’s bachelor lifestyle is put on hold when he discovers he has a daughter. (2h30)

8:00 p.m. (57) “The Magnificent Ambersons” ++++

(Drama,1942) Joseph Cotten, Tim Holt. A proud family is at odds with each other due to their inability to adapt to changes. (1h45)

9:00 p.m. (55) “Die Hard II: Die Harder” +++

(Action,1990) Bruce Willis, William Atherton. A detective battles terrorists at an airport when a plot threatens hundreds of passengers. (2h30) (60) “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. A former spy and an FBI agent must break into Alcatraz prison to foil a deadly plot. (3h)

9:30 p.m. (61) “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007)

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. A quarterback’s bachelor lifestyle is put on hold when he discovers he has a daughter. (2h30)

10:30 p.m. (40) “Con Air” +++ (Action,1997) John

Cusack, Nicolas Cage. A parolee must stop a group of violent convicts who have taken over a transport plane. (2h30)

11:00 p.m. (53) “Role Models” +++ (Comedy,2008)

Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott. Two men, bored with life, become role models when a fight earns them community service. (2h)

11:30 p.m. (55) “Die Hard: With a Vengeance” +++

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12:00 a.m. (60) “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas

Cage, Sean Connery. A former spy and an FBI agent must break into Alcatraz prison to foil a deadly plot. (3h)

1:35 a.m. (10) “Thirteen Days” +++ (Drama,2001)

Kevin Costner, Steven Culp. A detailed account of the thirteen days of tension during the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis. (2h55)

4:00 a.m. (57) “The Human Comedy” ++++

(Drama,1943) Frank Morgan, Mickey Rooney. A telegraph boy keeps in close contact with his community during the Second World War. (2h)

5:00 a.m. (54) “Goodfellas” +++ (Crime Story,1990)

Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta. A tough New York mobster becomes a target of the government and the mafia. (3h)

SUNDAY 6:00 a.m. (25) “The Heart of the Game” +++

(Documentary,2005) Ludacris, Bill Resler. Based on a true story; capture the passion and energy of a Seattle HS basketball team. (2h) (57) “Goodbye, My Lady” +++ (Adventure,1956) Walter Brennan, Brandon De Wilde. An orphan becomes a man when he must make a difficult decision about his dog. (2h)

7:30 a.m. (36) “The Invisible” +++ (Thriller,2007)

Marcia Gay Harden, Justin Chatwin. A teen is stuck in purgatory after being viciously beaten within an inch of his life. (2h)

8:55 a.m. (51) “Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Wayne Allwine, Tony Anselmo. Mickey is on the hunt for his clubhouse, because it has suddenly blown away in the wind. (50m)

9:00 a.m. (53) “Night at the Museum” +++

(Comedy,2006) Ben Stiller, Robin Williams. A father is hired as the night guard at a museum where the exhibitions come to life. (2h30)

9:30 a.m. (36) “Children of Men” ++++ (Sci-Fi,2006)

Clive Owen, Julianne Moore. In 2027, a pregnant teenager becomes a barren Earth’s hope for salvation. (2h)

10:00 a.m. (57) “High Society” +++ (Musical,1956)

Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly. A wealthy man tries to win back the love of his former wife before she can remarry. (2h)

11:30 a.m. (36) “The Number 23” +++ (Thriller,2007)

Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen. A dogcatcher becomes obsessed with a strange novel, as it seems to be based on his life. (2h)

12:00 p.m. (6) “A Walk in the Clouds” +++

(Romance,1995) Aitana Sanchez-Gijon, Keanu Reeves. A disillusioned Second World War soldier gallantly offers to help an unwed pregnant girl. (2h) (24) “Juno” ++++ (Comedy,2007) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. A high school student

becomes pregnant and decides to give the baby up for adoption. (2h) (57) “Elmer Gantry” +++ (Drama,1960) Burt Lancaster, Shirley Jones. A young drifter finds success as a traveling preacher until his past catches up with him. (2h30)

1:00 p.m. (49) “Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island” +++

(Animated,1998) Voices of Billy West, Scott Innes. Scooby and the gang come face-toface with the ghost of Moonscar, the pirate. (1h30)

2:00 p.m. (5) “A Walk to Remember” +++

(Romance,2002) Mandy Moore, Shane West. A popular male student begins to fall for the town minister’s conservative daughter. (2h) (6) “Dancing at Lughnasa” +++ (Drama,1998) Meryl Streep, Michael Gambon. Five unmarried sisters make the most of their simple existence in 1930s Ireland. (2h) (25) “The Heart of the Game” +++ (Documentary,2005) Ludacris, Bill Resler. Based on a true story; capture the passion and energy of a Seattle HS basketball team. (2h)

2:30 p.m. (53) “Role Models” +++ (Comedy,2008)

Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott. Two men, bored with life, become role models when a fight earns them community service. (2h) (57) “Portrait of Jennie” +++ (Romance,1948) Jennifer Jones, Joseph Cotten. An artist discovers his gift when he falls for a beautiful ghost. (1h30)

4:00 p.m. (6) “Fatal Attraction” +++ (Thriller,1987)

Glenn Close, Michael Douglas. A man’s life is destroyed when his one-night-stand’s love for him becomes obsessive. (2h) (57) “Charly” ++++ (Drama,1968) Claire Bloom, Cliff Robertson. A mentally handicapped man becomes extremely intelligent after an operation. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (36) “Angels and Demons” +++

(Mystery,2009) Ewan McGregor, Tom Hanks. A professor is called upon to help prevent an attack on the Vatican and solve a murder. (3h) (57) “Born Free” ++++ (True Story,1966) Bill Travers, Virginia McKenna. A British couple in Kenya attempts to reintroduce a domesticated lioness into the wild. (2h)

6:45 p.m. (41) “Tombstone” +++ (Western,1993) Kurt

Russell, Val Kilmer. Wyatt Earp comes out of retirement and forms a group to fight a gang of unruly outlaws. (3h)

8:00 p.m. (57) “Ring of Bright Water” +++

(Drama,1969) Bill Travers, Virginia McKenna. A pet-shop otter changes a man’s life. (2h)

9:00 p.m. (36) “The Number 23” +++ (Thriller,2007)

Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen. A dogcatcher becomes obsessed with a strange novel, as it seems to be based on his life. (2h) (53) “Superbad” +++ (Comedy,2007) Michael Cera, Jonah Hill. Geeky high school seniors try to lose their virginity before heading off to college. (2h30)

9:45 p.m. (41) “Urban Cowboy” ++++ (Drama,1980)

Debra Winger, John Travolta. A young farmer travels to Houston to work in a refinery and learns about life at a bar. (3h15)

11:30 p.m. (53) “Superbad” +++ (Comedy,2007)

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Best Movies Michael Cera, Jonah Hill. Geeky high school seniors try to lose their virginity before heading off to college. (2h30)

1:00 a.m. (6) “School of Life” +++ (Comedy,2006)

David Paymer, Ryan Reynolds. A boring teacher watches his chances of winning an award die when a new teacher arrives. (2h) (41) “Tombstone” +++ (Western,1993) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. Wyatt Earp comes out of retirement and forms a group to fight a gang of unruly outlaws. (3h) (57) “A Nous La Liberte” +++ (Comedy,1931) Raymond Cordy, Henri Marchand. An escaped convict creates a business empire that becomes a new prison for him. (2h)

2:30 a.m. (24) “State of Play” +++ (Drama,2009) Ben

Affleck, Russell Crowe. A newspaper reporter uncovers a conspiracy of insiders, informants and assassins. (2h30)

MONDAY 8:00 a.m. (55) “An Officer and a Gentleman” ++++

(Romance,1982) Debra Winger, Richard Gere. An aspiring navy pilot undergoes an emotional transformation during his time at boot camp. (3h)

8:30 a.m. (53) “Across the Universe” ++++

(Drama,2007) Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess. Lovers join the anti-war movement during the 1960’s, featuring music from ‘The Beatles’. (3h)

9:45 a.m. (57) “Dangerously They Live” +++

8:00 p.m. (29) “No Reservations” +++

(Comedy,2007) Aaron Eckhart, Catherine Zeta-Jones. A no-nonsense chef changes her ways after she is given custody of her orphaned niece. (2h01) (41) “Legends of the Fall” +++ (Drama,1994) Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. Three brothers who were raised by their father all fall in love with the same woman. (3h) (53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent. (3h30)

8:30 p.m. (57) “Billy Liar” +++ (Fantasy,1963) Julie

Christie, Tom Courtenay. An imaginative man periodically conjures up impossible adventures while at work. (1h45)

9:00 p.m. (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++

(Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h)

11:30 p.m. (53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008)

Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent. (3h30)

12:00 a.m. (29) “No Reservations” +++

(Comedy,2007) Aaron Eckhart, Catherine Zeta-Jones. A no-nonsense chef changes her ways after she is given custody of her orphaned niece. (2h01)

(Drama,1941) John Garfield, Nancy Coleman. A doctor tries to rescue a young innocent from Nazi agents. (1h30)

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Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. Death comes to Earth to learn about life, and falls in love with a millionaire’s daughter. (4h)

2:00 p.m. (59) “American Violet” +++ (Drama,2008)

Will Patton, Nichole Beharie. A single mother fights to clear her name after being wrongly accused of selling drugs. (2h30)

2:30 p.m. (57) “The Girl in White” +++

(Biography,1952) Arthur Kennedy, June Allyson. The story of Emily Dunning, the first woman doctor to practice in a New York hospital. (1h45)

3:00 p.m. (36) “Angels and Demons” +++

(Mystery,2009) Ewan McGregor, Tom Hanks. A professor is called upon to help prevent an attack on the Vatican and solve a murder. (3h)

4:15 p.m. (57) “The Doctor’s Dilemma” +++

(Romance,1959) Dirk Bogarde, Leslie Caron. A woman tries to convince the medical profession to save her husband. (1h45)

6:00 p.m. (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++

(Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) (57) “This Sporting Life” ++++ (Drama,1963) Rachel Roberts, Richard Harris. A coal miner rises from the grim world of industrial England to become a pro rugby player. (2h30)

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(55) “The War of the Worlds” +++ (Sci-

Fi,1953) Gene Barry, Robert Cornthwaite. A scientist tries to find a way to fight off an alien invasion on Earth. (2h)

9:00 a.m. (57) “The Girl From Jones Beach” +++

(Romance,1949) Ronald Reagan, Virginia Mayo. A magazine illustrator meets a schoolteacher who is the very image of his ‘perfect girl’. (1h30)

10:30 a.m. (57) “Rembrandt” +++ (Biography,1936)

Charles Laughton, Elsa Lanchester. A biography of Dutch painter Rembrandt, whose career was shaken when his first wife died. (1h30)

11:30 a.m. (55) “Superman Returns” +++

(Action,2006) Kevin Spacey, Parker Posey. Superman returns to Earth and comes face to face with his oldest foe: Lex Luthor. (3h30)

2:00 p.m. (57) “Lust for Life” ++++ (Biography,1956)

Anthony Quinn, Kirk Douglas. A passionate biography of painter Vincent Van Gogh, whose genius drove him mad. (2h15)

3:00 p.m. (32) “The Longest Yard” +++

(Comedy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. A former football star puts a team of inmates together to play the prison guards. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++

(Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a

double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) (57) “Gold Diggers of 1933” +++ (Musical,1933) Joan Blondell, Ruby Keeler. Three chorus girls fight to keep their show going and find rich husbands. (2h)

8:00 p.m. (57) “My Man Godfrey” ++++

(Comedy,1936) Carole Lombard, William Powell. A butler teaches an eccentric millionaire and his family that money is not everything. (1h45) (60) “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. A retired soldier sets out to clean up his hometown, despite the dangers to his family. (2h)

8:30 p.m. (53) “I, Robot” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Will Smith,

Bridget Moynahan. In 2035, a Chicago detective investigates a robot’s role in the death of a scientist. (2h30)

9:00 p.m. (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++

(Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h)

9:45 p.m. (57) “They Drive by Night” +++

(Drama,1940) Ann Sheridan, Humphrey Bogart. Truck driving brothers are framed for murder by a lady psycho. (1h45)

10:00 p.m. (60) “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004)

Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. A retired soldier sets out to clean up his hometown, despite the dangers to his family. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (41) “The Terminator” +++ (Sci-Fi,1984)

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. A cyborg is sent from the future to kill a woman destined to give birth to a liberator. (2h45)

11:30 p.m. (57) “This Gun for Hire” +++ (Crime

Story,1942) Alan Ladd, Veronica Lake. A hired killer dodges police while tracking down the enemy agents who tried to frame him. (1h30)

1:00 a.m. (57) “The Bitter Tea of General Yen” +++

(Drama,1933) Barbara Stanwyck, Nils Asther. An American missionary falls in love with a Chinese warlord. (1h30)

WEDNESDAY 9:00 a.m. (24) “Bee Movie” +++ (Animated,2007)

Voices of Jerry Seinfeld, Renee Zellweger. A bee just graduated from bee college and is disillusioned at his only career choice. (2h)

10:30 a.m. (55) “Flight of the Phoenix” +++

(Action,2004) Dennis Quaid, Tyrese. Plane crash survivors in the desert must rebuild their plane in order to survive. (2h30)

11:00 a.m. (57) “Butterfield 8” +++ (Drama,1960)

Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey. A highclass prostitute becomes attracted to a married man, whom she thinks is Mr. Right. (2h)

1:30 p.m. (53) “Enemy of the State” +++

(Action,1998) Gene Hackman, Will Smith. A successful lawyer is pursued by a treacherous National Security Agency official. (3h)

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3:00 p.m. (57) “The Comedians” +++

(Romance,1967) Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton. American and British tourists get caught up in political unrest in Haiti. (3h)

4:30 p.m. (53) “I, Robot” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Will Smith,

Bridget Moynahan. In 2035, a Chicago detective investigates a robot’s role in the death of a scientist. (2h30)

(55) “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya

Sisterhood” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2002) Ellen Burstyn, Sandra Bullock. Friends known as the ‘Ya-Ya Sisterhood’ try to bring together a mother and daughter. (2h30)

10:30 a.m. (61) “The Patriot” +++ (Drama,2000) Heath

Ledger, Mel Gibson. A pacifist is drawn into the American War of Independence in order to protect his son. (3h30)

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(55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++

(53) “Walk the Line” +++ (Biography,2005)

(Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) (57) “Nevada Smith” +++ (Western,1966) Karl Malden, Steve McQueen. A cowboy swears vengeance on the outlaw gang responsible for the murder of his parents. (2h15)

8:15 p.m. (57) “The Hanging Tree” +++

(Western,1959) Gary Cooper, Maria Schell. After coming to the aid of a woman in danger, a frontier doctor is convicted of murder. (2h)

8:30 p.m. (41) “The Terminator” +++ (Sci-Fi,1984)

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. A cyborg is sent from the future to kill a woman destined to give birth to a liberator. (2h45)

9:00 p.m. (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++

(Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h)

10:15 p.m. (57) “How the West Was Won” +++

(Western,1962) James Stewart, Gregory Peck. The story of a group of settlers as they move West between 1839 and 1889. (3h)

11:30 p.m. (53) “Walk the Line” +++ (Biography,2005)

Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon. The life of country music star Johnny Cash from his childhood to marriage to June Carter. (3h)

2:00 a.m. (55) “Blazing Saddles” ++++

(Western,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. The first black sheriff in the Wild West battles a politician’s evil plot to ruin a town. (2h)

3:00 a.m. (24) “Bee Movie” +++ (Animated,2007)

Voices of Jerry Seinfeld, Renee Zellweger. A bee just graduated from bee college and is disillusioned at his only career choice. (1h59)

5:15 a.m. (57) “Boomerang!” ++++ (Mystery,1947)

Dana Andrews, Jane Wyatt. A prosecutor fights to prove the defendant in a scandalous murder case is innocent. (1h30)

THURSDAY 9:00 a.m. (53) “Enemy of the State” +++

(Action,1998) Gene Hackman, Will Smith. A successful lawyer is pursued by a treacherous National Security Agency official. (3h)

9:30 a.m. (24) “Eight Below” +++ (Adventure,2006)

Bruce Greenwood, Paul Walker. A storm forces Antarctic researchers to leave their sled dogs to fend for themselves. (2h30)

Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon. The life of country music star Johnny Cash from his childhood to marriage to June Carter. (3h)

2:00 p.m. (61) “The Patriot” +++ (Drama,2000) Heath

Ledger, Mel Gibson. A pacifist is drawn into the American War of Independence in order to protect his son. (3h30)

4:15 p.m. (57) “Them!” +++ (Sci-Fi,1954) James

Whitmore, Joan Weldon. A secret investigation reveals giant ants in the desert that may cause man’s extinction. (1h45)

6:00 p.m. (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++

(Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h)

8:00 p.m. (32) “Four Brothers” +++ (Action,2005)

Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson. Four brothers reunite to track down their adoptive mother’s killer. (2h) (57) “A Majority of One” +++ (Comedy,1961) Alec Guinness, Ray Danton. A Jewish widow falls in love with a Japanese businessman. (3h)

9:00 p.m. (36) “An American Werewolf in London”

+++ (Horror,1981) David Naughton, Jenny Agutter. An American student has disturbing visions after being attacked by a werewolf in England. (2h) (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h)

9:30 p.m. (51) “Beauty and the Beast” ++++

(Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (1h35)

11:45 p.m. (41) “Footloose” +++ (Drama,1984) Kevin

Bacon, Lori Singer. When a city kid moves to a town where dancing is outlawed, he decides to change the rules. (2h15)

3:00 a.m. (24) “Martian Child” +++ (Drama,2007)

John Cusack, Bobby Coleman. David, a widower, meets Dennis, a foster child, who claims to be on a mission from Mars. (2h) (57) “Tell It to the Judge” +++ (Comedy,1949) Robert Cummings, Rosalind Russell. To win back her husband, a divorcee pretends to be married to a loser. (1h30)

4:30 a.m. (57) “The Man With the Golden Arm” +++

(Drama,1955) Frank Sinatra, Kim Novak. A former drug addict and expert card dealer is tormented by his greedy wife. (2h) Roswell Daily Record: Movies Mar 16, 2012 to Mar 22, 2012

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