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‘Tool’ time! Jack Shea strives to make his father proud when he takes over the family handyman business in “Family Tools,” premiering Wednesday, May 1, on ABC. Starring Kyle Bornheimer and J.K. Simmons, the new sitcom also marks the return of Leah Remini, who starred in the CBS comedy “The King of Queens” from 1998 to 2007.

Kyle Bornheimer stars in “Family Tools”

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WEEKDAY MORNING APRIL 26 TO MAY 2 6 AM UNI KENW KASA KWBQ KASY KOAT KOBR KTEL KBIM KRPV USA ESPNC (25)

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Various F Failosophy F rasier/ WGrace F rasier/ WGrace Supernatural Various M Tu Th Pregnant F B I : C r i m i n a l P u r s u it T o B e A n n o u n ce d

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Various GirlCode/ Akward WGrace/ Chris WGrace/ Chris F The Mentalist / Bones What Not to Wear I (Almost) Got Away With It T o B e A n n o u n ce d

Various Various Mother/ H.Wives F M Tu M o th e r F The Mentalist / Bones F Bab y St. /TTBA F A Bab y S tory MythBusters T o B e A n n o u n ce d

Various Various Various Tu D e s ti n a ti o n T ru th / W F a ce Of f Various F Animal Precinct / Animal Cops F Animal Precinct / Animal Cops T e n n i s Ch a m p io n s Denver, Colo. Paid Program Paid Program Baseb all Arkansas vs. Georgia N C A A Baseb all UAB vs. University of Southern Mississippi N C A A Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Bob Redfern Paid Program T e n n i s Champions Series Detroit, Mich. Various House Hunters House Hunters Various Various Rules of Eng According to Jim Loves Ray American Dad American Dad

Various Movie I ’m M a rrie d ... / G o s si p G m / Behind Various Tu M o v i e M Sex & City Various Various Married E! News / M E! New s Weekend Sex and the City Sex and the City M M*A*S*H Various Various Griffith /M M AS H Griffith/ MASH G u n sm k ./M M A S H M M * A * S * H G u n sm o k e Full House Full House Full House SpongeBob Max & Ruby Team Umizoomi Team Umizoomi Dora Explorer Dora Explorer K i n g o f t h e H i l l L o o n e y T u n es Hero 108 P o k em o n B W NinjaGo NinjaGo J ohnny Test T o m / Je rry T a l e s T o m & J e rry P h i n e a s & F e rb G a s p a r d L i s a The Octonauts Mickey M. Jake Mickey M. F Sofia1st/M Mouse D o c M c S t u f f i n s J a k e N e v e r L a n d Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program <++++ A c ro s s the Un i v e rs e (Dra, '07) Jim Sturgess, Evan Rachel Wood. <++ S p i d e r - M an 3 (Act, '07) Kirsten Dunst, Tobey Maguire. <++ D e e p R i s i n g (Hor, '98) Wes Studi, Treat Williams. <+++ H e l l b o y (Sci-Fi, '04) John Hurt, Ron Perlman. Off Air <++ S u r r o g at e s (Sci-Fi, '09) Radha Mitchell, Bruce Willis. <+++ J um p e r (Adv, '08) Samuel L. Jackson, Hayden Christensen. Paid Program <++ D a rk n e s s F a l l s (Hor, '03) Emma Caulfield, Chaney Kley. <+++ D o m e s t i c D i s t u r b a n c e (Thril, '00) Vince Vaughn, John Travolta. Bounty/ Bio Th B o u n ty H u n t. F B o u n ty/C C .M i n d F B o u n ty H u n te r F B o u n ty H u n te r / C r i m i n a l M i n d s F B o u n ty/C CSI F Bounty F B o u n ty/C CSI F Bounty Hunter F Bounty Hunter / Cr iminal Minds Paid Program S to o g e /SS t o og e <+++ Edd i e an d th e C ru i s e rs (‘83) Michael Paré, Tom Berenger. : 4 5 <++ T h e B od y g u a r d (Susp, '92) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston. S to o g e /SS to og e S to o g e /SS t o og e <+++ G ro un dh og D a y (Com, '93) Andie MacDowell, Bill Murray. <+++ H o o s i e r s (‘86) Gene Hackman. S to o g e /SS t o og e <++ M arked fo r Death (Act, '90) Tom Wright, Steven Seagal. <+++ M agn um Fo rce (Cri, '73) Hal Holbrook, Clint Eastwood. <++ T h e C ro w : C i t y o f A n g e l s (‘96) Vincent Perez. :45 <++ S w i ng V ote (Com, '08) Madeline Carroll, Kevin Costner. : 1 5 <++++ T h e Am e r i c a n P ... <++ H i g h F i d e l i t y (Dra, '00) Iben Hjejle, John Cusack. <++ T h e W a t c h e r (Thril, '00) Marisa Tomei, Keanu Reeves. <++ H a c k e r s Various Th C h as in g T ai l F M Marv els /W Q u e st/Th S w a m p V a ri o u s Various Various Various 5 : 3 0 <++ B l o n d i e O f T h e F o l l i e s : 1 5 <+++ T h e B a r b a r i a n (‘33) Ramon Novarro. : 4 5 <+++ H o l d Y o u r M a n (‘33) Jean Harlow. : 1 5 <+++ T h e G i r l F r o m M i s s ou r i (‘34) Jean Harlow. M o v i e Movie <++ L i t t l e M i s te r J i m (‘46) Jackie Jenkins. : 1 5 <++ B e h o ld a P a l e H o r s e (Dra, '64) Anthony Quinn, Gregory Peck. <+++ T h e Sn a k e P i t (‘48) Olivia De Havilland. 5 : 4 5 <++ T h e S t o ry o f G . I . J o e (‘45) Burgess Meredith. <+++ T h e S tran ge L o v e o f M a rth a I v e rs (‘46) Barbara Stanwyck. <++ T h e W h i t e T ow e r (‘50) Alida Valli, Glenn Ford. Movie <++ T h e W h i t e T ow e r (‘50) Alida Valli, Glenn Ford. :45 <++ Y o un g M an W i th I d e a s (‘52) Glenn Ford. :15 <++ Terro r o n a Train (‘53) Glenn Ford. <++++ B l a c k b o ard J u n g l e (‘55) Glenn Ford. 5 : 1 5 <+++ T h e My s t e r y o f M ... <++ I a m a T h i e f (‘35) : 1 5 <++ T h e C a se o f t h e B l a c k C a t (‘36) <++ M ar r i e d B e f o r e B r e a k f a s t :45 <+ D o u b l e D a n g e r (‘38) Preston Foster. 5:00 BET Inspiration BET Inspiration Moesh a Moesh a The Pa rkers The Parkers Family Matters Family Matters Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program P aid P ro g ram Undercover Stings Gangland Gangland CSI: NY CSI: NY Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Jail Jail Jail Jail 5 : 0 0 <+++ H o u s e P a r t y (‘90) TBA TBA Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar List Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar Listin g New York 4:00 < To Be Announced T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es Vanderpu mp Rules V and erpump Rules Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar List Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar Listin g New York Movie WatchWhat D u k e s o fM e l r o s e B r a d W o r l d The Rachel Zoe Project Million Dollar List M i l l i o n D o l l a r L i s ti n g L o s A n g e l es M i l l i o n D o ll a r L i s t i n g L o s A n g e l e s T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s ew i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es Housewives

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WEEKDAY AFTERNOON APRIL 26 TO MAY 2 12 PM UNI KENW KASA KWBQ KASY KOAT KOBR KTEL KBIM KRPV USA ESPNC (25)

ESPN (26)

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FOOD SYFY ANPL FSN (38)

HGTV TBS CMT VH1 E! TVLAND NICK TOON DISN FX (53)

A&E AMC (55)

HIST TCM (57)

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El gordo y la fl aca Maya&M. Wild Kratts The Steve Harvey Show T h e B i l l C u n n i ng h am S h o w The Jerry Springer Show The Ellen DeGeneres Show OMG! Insider I n s id e E d i t i o n Caso cerrado Dr. Phil

Primer impacto Electric Company News America A m e ri c a 's F u n n i e s t H o m e V i d eo s Friends Friends The Steve Wilkos Show The Dr. Oz Show J u dg e J udy J u dg e J ud y Al rojo vivo KRQE News 13 KRQE News 13 V arious Various F Tu Law&O.:SV U/M W Th N C I S F Tu Law & Ord e r: S V U/M W Th N C I S Baseb all C lassic San Francisco Giants vs. Philadelphia Phillies M LB UWF Wrestling UWF Wrestl. UWF Wrestling UWF Wrestling Sports Flash. Up Close S p o rts C en tu ry Bask. C lassics ‘88 Playoffs Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Chicago Bulls NBA Bask. C lassics ‘12 Playoffs Los Angeles vs Memphis NBA S p o r t s C en t e r S p o r t s C en t e r S p e c i a l NFL Draft Around the Pardon the S p o r t s C en t e r Horn Interruption

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New Mexico Noticiero Univ. Various Nightly Business Extra TMZ Rules of Eng Rules of Eng Maury Action 7 News World News News 4 @ 5 NBC News Decisiones Noticiero E v e n i n g N e ws K R Q E N e w s 1 3 Various Various F Tu Law&O.:SV U/M W Th N C I S Boxing Classics

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ABC welcomes comedy ‘Family Tools’ By Kyla Brewer TV Media

pring has sprung in prime time and, as flowers begin to bloom, a fresh crop of TV series has sprouted up to entertain viewers. Networks tinker with prime-time schedules to make way for new spring shows, but midseason replacements have a tough row to hoe if they want to stay in the ratings game. Luckily, the right tools can make all the difference, and ABC has rounded up a fresh-faced cast, some star power and a tried-and-true formula for its latest comedy. A hapless man bumbles his way through managing the family business when his dad gets sick in “Family Tools,” premiering Wednesday, May 1, on ABC. Jack Shea (Kyle Bornheimer) can’t seem to get anything right, and he’s tried just about everything, from joining the Army to attending seminary school. But when his dad, Tony (J.K. Simmons), has a heart attack, Jack has no choice but to “man up” and take over the family handyman business. Facing failure at every turn, Jack is determined to make his dad proud, but his troublemaking assistant, Darren (Edi Gathegi), doesn’t make his life easier. Things are further complicated by Darren’s sister, Liz (Danielle Nicolet), an employee at the local hardware

store. Fortunately, Jack finds some support in his oddball cousin Mason (Johnny Pemberton) and his Aunt Terry, played by Leah Remini of “The King of Queens” fame. Springtime often isn’t kind to new comedies -- many break down before they get the chance to win over an audience. ABC is taking an aggressive approach to try to bolster its already popular Wednesday night comedy block. The network was one of the first major broadcasters out of the gate with new comedies this spring with the premiere of Sarah Chalke’s “How to Live With Your Parents (for the Rest of Your Life),” on April 3. Now it’s time for “Family Tools” to benefit from a strong lead-in from the hit comedy “The Middle,” starring Patricia Heaton. Interestingly, this isn’t the first time Heaton and Remini have appeared on the same night on network television -- Remini’s “Queens” gig aired Monday nights on CBS, along with Heaton’s previous comedy, “Everybody Loves Raymond.” It’s about time ABC gave “Family Tools” a shot at prime time; it’s been almost a year since the alphanetwork placed an order for the show, which is based on the U.K. series “White Van Man.” Created by Adrian Poynton, “White Van Man” scored the biggest sitcom launch ever for BBC Three when it premiered in 2011. The show is one of many British series remade for

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American audiences, some to high acclaim. NBC’s version of BBC’s “The Office” has been a huge hit for the Peacock Network, though its attempt to resurrect the U.K. comedy “Coupling” failed miserably. Fox has had incredible success with such imports as “Hell’s Kitchen” and “American Idol,” a take on Britain’s “Pop Idol.” With any luck, “Family Tools” will survive its freshman season and go on to weather the sophomore jinx suffered by “White Van Man.” Although the first season of the U.K. series did very well, the second season only attracted about half as many viewers and was axed. Appealing to the handyman has worked for ABC in the past with another show about tools -- “Home Improvement.” Starring Tim Allen, the show aired from 1991 to 1999 and was one of the highest-rated sitcoms of the ‘90s. Allen has since come home to ABC in the Friday night comedy “Last Man Standing.” “Home Improvement” was a huge hit thanks to Allen, and the fate of “Family Tools” likely rests on the shoulders of its star as well. Bornheimer has one of those faces that’s tremendously familiar, but many viewers may not be able to place him right away. He first made his mark on TV in a string of national commercials for everything from Geiko to Coors Light to T-Mobile. However, his breakout role came in 2008 when he was cast in CBS’s “Worst Week.” The role prompted “Entertainment Weekly” to call him the “find of the fall season.” Since then, he’s starred in NBC’s “Perfect Couples” and on the big screen in such films as “You Again” (2010) and “She’s Out of My League” (2010). Bornheimer may play the lead role, but the big casting buzz for “Family Tools” revolves around the return of Remini. The Brooklyn, N.Y., native appeared on several iconic TV series before landing the role of Carrie Heffernan in “The King of Queens.” She made her television debut in “Head of the Class,” and went on to appear in “Who’s the Boss,” “Living Dolls,” “Cheers,” “NYPD Blue” and “Friends.” Her role in “Queens” has made her an international star as the series is still in global syndication. Remini also made a brief foray into the daytime talk show arena in CBS’s “The Talk” in

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Leah Remini returns to television in “Family Tools” 2010, but her contract was not renewed after the first season amid some controversy, after which she accused fellow co-host Sharon Osbourne of getting her fired. As for the rest of the “Family Tools” cast, audiences may recognize J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson in the Sam Raimi big-screen “Spider-Man” trilogy, as well as LAPD Assistant Chief Will Pope in “The Closer” and Dr. Emil Skoda in “Law & Order” on TV. Gathegi starred as Dr. Cole in Fox’s now-defunct drama “House,” and his film credits include “Twilight” and “XMen: First Class” (2011). Standup comic and actor Johnny Pemberton hosted MTV’s “Megadrive,” and has

appeared in movies such as “21 Jump Street” (2012) and “This is 40” (2012). After getting her start on NBC’s “3rd Rock from the Sun,” Nicolet appeared in Lifetime’s “Marry Me” and USA’s “The Starter Wife.” Remini’s star power and a talented cast bode well for “Family Tools,” but some critics have speculated that the show is already on shaky ground. It didn’t look good when ABC cut the season order from 13 to 10 episodes this past fall, but the network cited scheduling conflicts as the reason for the cut, not a lack of faith in the series. Hopefully, the U.K. import will thrive on American shores. Check it out Wednesday, May 1, on ABC.

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The end is nigh CBS announces final season of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ By Shona Dustan TV Media

year from now, one of the most beloved comedies on television will come to an end. CBS has announced that Season 9 will be the final chapter of its veteran comedy “How I Met Your Mother.” For most, this announcement will be just one more reason to tune in to CBS on Monday, April 29, as Season 8 ramps up the action in preparation for this year’s season finale. Over the years, “How I Met Your Mother” has led viewers through various plot twists as a man recounts to his children the story of how he met his wife. As he meanders his way through his own history, Ted (Josh Radnor) goes off on hilarious tangents about the adventures and escapades of his gang of oddball friends. Throughout eight seasons, viewers have witnessed this group of friends grow from selfish and silly twentysomethings to (more-orless) rational, responsible adults who are ready to settle down. In a joint statement, Dana Walden and Gary Newman, chairmen of 20th Century Fox, praised the cast and the writer/creators: “We’re thrilled to have the entire and incredibly talented ‘How I Met Your Mother’ cast back for one final season to bring the series to a proper close. Carter Bays and Craig Thomas are masterful and hilarious storytellers, and we have no doubt that they will guide one of the greatest comedies of the last decade to a gratifying conclusion when they finally reveal the identity of the Mother.” The dedication of the writers and the cast have truly made the series

great, and it’s great news that all will be returning for the show’s final lap. Although “How I Met Your Mother” is technically the story of one man’s search for love, the show can thank its ensemble cast for its charm. Radnor will reprise his role as Ted Mosby, a lonely architect looking for love whose older self (voiced by “Full House’s” Bob Saget) narrates the series. Before being cast as Ted, Radnor had a few small parts in various television shows such as “Law & Order,” “ER” and “Six Feet Under,” but it was “How I Met Your Mother” that really launched his career. The same goes for Canadian actress Cobie Smulders, who had roles in “Jeremiah,” “Tru Calling” and “Smallville” before landing the part of Robin, aTV anchorwoman and former Canadian pop sensation. Jason Segel, who plays lawyer and dedicated family man Marshall Eriksen, had had a bit more television experience. He starred in the Judd Apatow series “Freaks and

Geeks” (1999-2000) and “Undeclared” (2001-2002) before signing onto “HIMYM.” The two most recognizable faces of the show, however, are veteran television stars Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris. Before playing the role of Lilly, the artistic teacher and better half to Marshall, Hannigan spent seven years portraying witchy Willow Rosenberg on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” (19972003) as well as its spinoff, “Angel” (2001-2003). Harris, meanwhile, got a very early start on television. He was only 16 years old when he took the role of the young, precocious, titular doctor on “Doogie Howser, MD” (1989-1993). The cast works so well together, it’s very difficult to imagine the show without any one of them. Like many other network television shows, “HIMYM” has done a good job of stringing its viewers along, and after eight seasons, fans are still waiting for a few key plotlines to be tied up. For

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