Screens Magazine 5-03-13 by Roswell Daily Record

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TVScreens FRIDAY, MAY 3, 2013

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Friday, May 3, 2013

TVScreens

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MTV LIFE TNT TLC DISC (34)

FOOD SYFY ANPL FSN (38)

HGTV TBS CMT VH1 E! TVLAND NICK TOON DISN FX (53)

A&E AMC (55)

HIST TCM (57)

BET SPIKE (60)

BRAVO (61)

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Various Various Various Fresh Prince Fresh Prince House of Payne 5:00 C MT Mus i c CM T M usi c 4:00 J u mp Start F T ru e H o l l y w o o d S to ry / T o B e A n n o u n ce d Various M M*A*S*H Various Tu-Th TBA F M Full House Full House K i n g o f t h e H i l l K i n g o f t h e H i l l L o o n e y T u n es F i s h H o o ks P h i n e a s & F e rb G a s p a r d L i s a Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program

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La rosa de Guadalupe Hoy Sesame Street Dinosaur Train Barney/ Georg e Super WHY! Daniel Tiger Sid the Science Kid Various Various Various The Wendy Williams Show New Mexico Style The 700 Club The Ricki Lake Show The Jeff Probst Show The Office The Office Bounty Hunter Cops 'Til Death Old Christine Voice of Victory America's Court Paid Program Divorce Court The Daily Buzz Maury The Jerry Springer Show Good Morning America Live! With Kell y and Michael The View Anderson Live Today Show Today Show II Today Show III Good Day NM Be Millionaire Decisiones Al fondo hay sitio Historias de la Virgen Morena CBS This Morning The Doctors Let's Make a Deal The Price Is Right Light of the Southwest Vario u s Various Various V arious Various Various F Law:C I /Tu S V U/Th Bu rn No tice F Law:C I /Tu S V U/Th B u rn N o tic e V a rio u s Various F C S I /M W Th NC I S /Tu SVU Battle of the Netwo rk Stars Sp o rts C en tu ry Sp o rts C en tu ry The Way It Was Horse Race Horse Race Horse Race Horse Horse S p o rts C en tu ry Baseb all C lassics Houston Astros vs. Chicago Cubs ML B Chicago, Ill. Baseb all C lassic Sea./Bos. MLB T o p 5 R e a s o n s T o p 5 R e a s o n s S p o rts C en tu ry S p o rts C en tu ry H o r s e Baseb all C lassic Cleveland Indians vs. New York Yankees MLB Horse Up Close Up Close S p o rts C en tu ry S p o rts C en tu ry S p o rts C en tu ry S p o rts C en tu ry E:60 S p o rts C en tu ry S p o rts C en tu ry Baseb all C lassic Texas Rangers vs. Baltimore Orioles MLB Baseb all C lassic St.L./Cin. MLB S p o r t s C en t e r S p o r t s C en t e r S p o r t s C en t e r S p o r t s C en t e r S p o r t s C en t e r

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Big Morning Buzz Live F MarriedJonas F MarriedJonas Various L u c y/M MASH Ninja Turtles SpongeBob Ben 10/ Ben 10 Beyblade: Metal L i t t l e E i n s t e i n s C h ug g in g t o n Smarter Than Smarter Than

T e n n i s Ch a m p io n s Las Vegas, Nev.

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Halls of Fame Various American Dad

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Various Various F Atlanta Various Various F The Soup F Blinging Up Baby E! News F SexCity /TTBA F Sex & City Various Griffith /M M A S H V a rio u s MA SH/ G u n sm k . M A S H/ G u n sm k . Gu n sm o k e F :50 G u n sm o k e Full House SpongeBo b Max & Ruby Team Umizoomi Tea m Umi z oomi Do ra E xp lo rer Dora Explorer Hero 108 P o k em o n B W NinjaGo N i n ja G o J oh nn y T es t T o m / Je rry T a l e s T o m & J e rry T h e O c to n a u ts Mickey M. Jake F Sofia1st/M M o u s e F Sofia1st/M Mouse D o c M c S t u f f i n s V a r i o u s Paid Program Smarter Than <++ V an tag e P o int (Act, '08) Sigourney Weaver, Dennis Quaid. Movie <+ M e e t t h e S p a r t a n s (Com, '08) Carmen Electra, Sean Maguire. <++ Z o o l a n d e r ('01) Ben Stiller. <++ Z o o l a n d e r (Com, '01) Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller. <++ W h i t e C h i c k s (Com, '04) Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans. <++ S t e a l i n g H a r v a r d (Com, '02) Jason Lee, Tom Green. <++ L i t t l e B l a c k B o o k (Com, '04) Holly Hunter, Brittany Murphy. <++ T h e B r o t h e r s S o l o mo n (Com, '07) Will Forte, Will Arnett. <++ Y o u D o n 't M e s s W i th th e Z o h a n ('08) Adam Sandler. Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter F Scared Straight / C riminal Mind F Scared Straight / C riminal Mind F Scared Straight / C SI: Miami F Beyond Scared Stra. / CSI: Miami F Scared Straight / C riminal Mind Paid Program <++ T h e W a t c h e r (Thril, '00) Marisa Tomei, Keanu Reeves. <+++ F arg o (Cri, '96) William H. Macy, Frances McDormand. <++ Strip e s ('81) Bill Murray. T h e T h r e e S t o o g es / :15 <++ C od e o f Si l e n c e (Act, '85) Bert Ramsen, Henry Silva. <+++ M a n on F i re (Act, '04) Dakota Fanning, Denzel Washington. <++ H i g h l a n d e r (Act, '86) Sean Connery, Christopher Lambert. <+++ B a s i c (Act, '03) Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta. <+++ T h e P o s e ido n A d v en tu re (Adv, '72) Stella Stevens, Carol Lynley. <+++ R o m a n c in g th e S to n e (Adv, '84) Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner. T h e T h r e e S t o o g es /:15 <+++ D e a th Wis h ('74) Charles Bronson. : 1 5 <+++ T h e B a d N e w s B e a r s (Com, '76) Tatum O'Neal, Walter Matthau. Movie Various Various Various C a j u n / C h as i n g T V a r i o u s C a j u n / C h as i n g T V a r i o u s Tu P a w n S ta rs V a ri o u s Tu P a w n S ta rs V a rio u s Tu P aw n S tars : 1 5 < S i d e S t r e e t ('34) Aline MacMahon, Paul Kelly. <++ T w o A l o n e (Dra, '34) Tom Brown, Jean Parker. <++ T h e C a p t a i n i s a L a d y : 1 5 <+++ A S u c c e s s f u l C a l a m i t y ('32) George Arliss. <+ M a n o f I r o n : 1 5 <+++ F o u r Ho r s e m e n o f t h e A p oc a l y p s e (War, '62) Ingrid Thulin, Glenn Ford. Now Playing: <++++ T h e M a g n i f i c e n t A m b e r s o n s ('42) <++++ L a d y F r o m S h a n g h a i ('48) Orson Welles. : 1 5 <++ I r e n e (Rom, '40) Anna Neagle, Ray Milland. <+++ V i rg in ia C i ty (Act, '40) Miriam Hopkins, Errol Flynn. <+++ St ran g e C arg o (Dra, '40) Joan Crawford, Clark Gable. 5 : 3 0 <++ L i t t l e N e l l i e K e l l y ('40) : 1 5 <+++ B a b e s o n B r o a d w a y ('41) Mickey Rouney, Judy Garland. : 1 5 <++ G a y P u r r - e e ('62) Red Buttons. : 4 5 <++ I C ou l d Go o n S i n g in g ('63) Judy Garland. 4 : <++++ R o c c o & h i s B r o t... <+++ P l e in S o l e i l (Thril, '60) Romy Schneider, Alain Delon. <++ Hav e I th e Ri g h t to Kill ('63) Alain Delon. : 4 5 <+++ T h e Y e l l o w R o l l s - R o y c e ('65) 5:00 BET Inspiration BET Inspiration Moesh a Moesh a The Par kers The Parkers Family Matters Family Matters Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Gangland Gangland Repo Games CSI: NY CSI: NY CSI: NY CSI: NY Repo Games CSI: NY CSI: Crime CSI: NY CSI: NY Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Million Dollar Listin g Million Dollar Listin g Million Dollar Listin g Million Dollar Listin g 4:00 < T o B e A n n ou n c e d T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es V and erpu mp R ule s V a nd e rpu mp R ul e s Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar List Million Dollar Listin g New York Million Dollar Listin g New York Movie WatchWhat D u k e s o fM e l r o s e B r a d W o r l d The Rachel Zoe Project Million Dollar List M i l l i o n D o l l a r L i s t i n g L o s A n g e l es M i l l i o n D o l l ar L i s t i n g L o s A n g e l e s T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w iv es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es T h e R e a l H o u s e w i v es Housewives

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Friday, May 3, 2013

WEEKDAY AFTERNOON MAY 3 TO MAY 9 12 UNI KENW KASA KWBQ KASY KOAT KOBR KTEL KBIM KRPV USA ESPNC (25)

ESPN (26)

ESPN2 (27)

MTV LIFE TNT TLC DISC (34)

FOOD SYFY ANPL FSN (38)

HGTV TBS CMT VH1 E! TVLAND NICK TOON DISN FX (53)

A&E AMC (55)

HIST TCM (57)

BET SPIKE (60)

BRAVO (61)

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C u i d ad o C on E l A n g e l Soy Tu Dueña El gordo y la flaca Primer impacto Sit Fit/ Living Various WordWorld Clifford Cat in the Hat Arthur Maya&M. Wild Kratts Electric Company News America Th e P eop le's C ou rt Judge Mathis F F e u d /P P.Court F Family Feud The Steve Harvey Show A m e ri c a 's F u n n i e s t H o m e V i d eo s That '70s Show That '70s Show Loves Ray Scrubs Roseanne Roseanne T h e B i l l C u n n i ng h am S h o w Friends Friends The Steve Wilkos Show Divorce Court Judge Alex Trisha The Jerry Springer Show The Steve Wilkos Show The Chew General Hospital Katie The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Dr. Oz Show Eyewitness News 4 at Midday Days of Our Lives The Rachael Ray Show OMG! Insider I n s id e E d i t i o n J u dg e J ud y J u dg e J ud y D e c i s i o n e s Ju v en i l e s 12 corazones L o m ejo r de c as o c errado Caso cerrado Al rojo vivo KRQE News Bold-Beautiful The Young and the Restless T h e T al k Dr. Phil KRQE News 13 KRQE News 13 N e w s /M S a l . Various Various Various Light of the Southwest Various Various F C S I /M W Th NC I S /Tu SVU F C S I /M W Th NC I S /Tu SVU F Tu Law&O.:SV U/M W Th N CIS F Tu Law&O.:SV U/M W Th N C I S F Tu Law & Ord e r: S V U/M W Th N C I S Horse Race Horse Race Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse 1 1 : 0 0 B a s e b a l l Sea./Bos. M L B Baseb all C lassics Boston Red Sox vs. Detroit Tigers ML B Detroit, Mich. Baseb all C lassics Houston Astros vs. Chicago Cubs MLB Chicago, Ill. Baseb all C lassic Kansas City Royals vs. Boston Red Sox M LB Horse Baseb all C lassic '10 National League Division Series Cin./Phi. MLB Horse S p o rts C en tu ry S p o rts C en tu ry S p o rts C en tu ry Bask. C lassics '12 Playoffs Memphis vs Los Angeles NBA 1 1 : 0 0 B a s e b a l l St.L./Cin. M L B Baseb all C lassic Tampa Bay Rays vs. Toronto Blue Jays M LB Baseb all C lassic Texas Rangers vs. Baltimore Orioles ML B S p o r t s C en t e r Outside the C o l l e g e Fo o tb al l NFL Live Around the Pardon the S p o r t s C en t e r Lines Live Horn I n te rru p ti o n S p o r t s C en t e r

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Various Akward/ GirlCode Grey's Anatomy (32) F T h e M e n t a l i s t / B o n e s M Tu Th C ou p on (33) V a r i o u s M Dual Survival T T o B e A n n o u n ce d (28) (29)

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True Life/ Akward 16P re g n a n t F TBA/M M o v i e /Tu-Th Wife Swap F The Mentalist / Castle Various Somethin/ I Found S o n s o f G un s T o B e A n n o u n ce d

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Girls G o l d e n G i r l s Golden Girls Golden Girls Bu b b l e G up p i es Bu b b l e G up p i es P e te r Rab b i t Max & Ruby Dora Explorer F Lalaloop /D D o ra S p o ng e Bob S p o ng e Bob S p o ng e Bob Rocket Monkeys Odd Parents Odd Parents 11:30 T o mJ e rry L o o n e y T u n es Scooby-Doo? Scooby-Doo? A l m o s t N a k e d S c a re d y S q u i rre l Lo o n e y T u n es J o h nn y T e s t Johnny Test Various Gumball Various Stuffins/O Octonaut V a rio u s Various M McStuffins Stuffins/ ToyStory P h i n e a s & F e rb V a rio u s Various Various F M o v i e /A Austin Various 1 1 : 3 0 <++ B a d C om p a n y (Act, '02) Anthony Hopkins, Chris Rock. <+++ T h e In c r e d ib l e H u l k (Act, '08) Liv Tyler, Edward Norton. Two and Half Two and Half Movie 1 1 : 0 0 <++ Z o o l a nde r ('01) <++ W h i t e C h i c k s (Com, '04) Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans. <++ T r o p i c T h un d e r (Com, '08) Jack Black, Ben Stiller. <++ T r o p i c T h un d e r (Com, '08) Jack Black, Ben Stiller. <+++ T h e B ou n ty H u n te r (Act, '10) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. Two and Half Two and Half Movie <+++ T h e B ou n ty H u n te r (Act, '10) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. <+ I L o v e Y ou , B e t h C o op e r (Com, '09) Paul Rust, Hayden Panettiere. <++ Y o u D o n 't M e s s W i th th e... Movie <++ D e u c e B i g a l o w : M a l e G i g o l o ('99) Rob Schneider. <++ A u s t i n P o w e rs : T h e S p y W h o S h ag g ed M e ('99) Mike Myers. 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Red letter day Season 5 of ‘The Mentalist’ comes to an end By Shona Dustan TV Media

bsession can be a dangerous thing, but it can also make for great TV. As “The Mentalist” wraps up its fifth season, Patrick Jane’s all-consuming need to capture — and kill — the man who murdered his wife and daughter is still the force that drives the series, and it’s really kept viewers hooked. Jane and the CBI team are beginning to close in on some serious clues when the season finale of “The Mentalist” airs Sunday, May 5, on CBS. Jane -- played to perfection by the dapper and suave Aussie, Simon Baker -- has faced dangerous situations and impossible odds over the past five seasons. As he hunts for the serial killer known only as Red John, Jane maintains somewhat of a symbiotic relationship with the California Bureau of Investigation (CBI). In exchange for a place on the frontlines of the Red John investigation, Jane uses his extraordinary observational skills to help the CBI solve murder cases. The hunt for Red John has taken some surprising turns since the show began in 2008. At the end of Season 3, Patrick Jane killed a man (played by Bradley Whitford of “The West Wing”)

he was sure was Red John. Though the man was a murderer, it seems Red John is still at large, and the hunt has continued. This season, the search has seen some progress. After capturing the bewitching Lorelei Martins, one of Red John’s henchmen, Jane learns that he has, in fact, shaken hands with Red John. This narrows the field significantly, specially since Jane’s memory is razor sharp. The Season 5 finale promises even more Red John revelations. In an interview with “TV Guide”, Tom Szentgyorgyi, one of the show’s producers, stated that “the finale is going to pay that off in a way that will completely change the hunt for Red John. We are going to know some very specific things about who he might be.” But don’t expect to meet the mystery man any time soon. Before the start of Season 5, series creator Bruno Heller told “Entertainment Weekly” that he had “two seasons or so” before the ultimate Red John reveal. “The trick,” Heller said, “is going to be -and this is coming -- bringing the audience along and making them second guess themselves and ask, ‘Is that him? Is that him?’” When the show made the jump last fall from Thursday night to Sunday night, some fans worried that “The

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Robin Tunney and Simon Baker as seen in “The Mentalist” spent some time early in his career Mentalist” would be canceled before working on the Australian soap the Red John storyline could be “Home and Away.” After breaking wrapped up. Not to worry, though, onto the American scene, he landed Heller has thought of that, too. his first American television show “It’s the job of myself and everybody else on this show to keep it work- when he helmed CBS’s “The Guardian” (2001), in which he played a lawing as well as it does to ensure we get yer whose hard and fast lifestyle has that final arc,” explained Heller. “A landed him community service. show that’s been running this long Though “The Guardian” only aired for with the degree of success it’s had, we’ll know well in advance of that sort three seasons, Baker had lots of projects to fill his time. He has also done a of outcome and we’ll adjust accordlot of movie work, having been a part ingly. I’m not concerned about that.” of such critically acclaimed films as It looks as if the hunt will continue “L.A. Confidential” (1997) and “The for at least another year, as the show Devil Wears Prada” (2006) and “Marhas been picked up for a sixth season. gin Call” (2011). It’s not only fans who will be rejoicing Starring opposite Baker is another over this news; Simon Baker, who industry veteran. Robin Tunney plays inked a $30-million deal with Warner the smart and tenacious Teresa Lisbon, Bros. last year and scored himself a head of the CBI team. Tunney made producing credit on the show, will be her debut in 1991 at 19 years old starrelieved to be returning. ring in various TV movies and appearBaker was no stranger to television ing in series such as “Class of ‘96” before he began work on “The Mentalist.” Like many of Hollywood’s most (1993) and “Cutters” (1993). A supporting role in “Encino Man” (1992) famous Australians (Heath Ledger, was her big break, and her career took Chris Hemsworth, Naomi Watts and off from there. Throughout the next deGuy Pearce to name just a few), Baker

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cade, she starred in the cult classic “Empire Records” (1995), and had major roles in “The Craft” (1996), “End of Days” (1999) and “Vertical Limit” (2000). Working steadily ever since, Tunney has never strayed far from her television roots, making appearances on such programs as “The Twilight Zone” and “House, M.D.” In 2005, she co-starred in the first season of “Prison Break,” and began work on “The Mentalist” three years later. Rounding out the cast is Tim Kang —“Rambo” (2008), “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) — as the serious but layered Agent Kimball Cho; Amanda Righetti — Friday the 13th” (2009), Role Models (2008) — the smart and beautiful Agent Grace Van Pelt; and Owain Yeoman — “Troy” (2004), “Generation Kill” (2008) — as the loveable Agent Wayne Rigsby. The CBI agents work well together, and have solved many murders while simultaneously hunting the vicious Red John. Expect more drama and big reveals from the season finale of “The Mentalist,” airing Sunday, May 5, on CBS. Friday, May 3, 2013

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Kaling’s latest project plays on cliches By Jacqui Wiens TV Media

omedy on television has long been dominated by white men in all roles, from producing and directing to writing and acting. It’s a tough industry to break into, particularly for young women, but that’s starting to change. As Fox’s freshman comedy, “The Mindy Project,” draws to a close on Sunday, May 7, it provides a perfect example of how much women can accomplish in the male-dominated industry. The show was created by and stars Mindy Kaling, an American-Indian actress who got her start on NBC’s “The Office” in 2005. Kaling started off as an actress and staff writer and worked her way up through the years, holding a variety of positions, including editor, director and producer on “The Office.” “The Mindy Project” was originally submitted to NBC for consideration with the working title “It’s Messy,” but was passed over by Kaling’s home network. The script was released early in the year and picked up by Fox in May 2012. Along with the new network, the show picked up the title “The Mindy Project” and became the first U.S. television show to feature someone of South-Asian descent in a starring role. At 33 years old, Kaling has achieved a lot more than most others her age. Her hard work and dedication to her craft has paid off; a little under 15 years after her first TV gig as a production assistant and eight years after her on-camera premiere, she has become a comedy icon. In “The Mindy Project,” Kaling stars as Mindy Lahiri, a 31-year-old OB/GYN with a fascination verging on obsession with romantic comedies. Her professional life is a success, but her personal life is in shambles and she’s frantic to find “Mr. Right.” The premise of “The Mindy Project” provides plenty of opportunities to poke fun at romcom cliches, as Lahiri’s day-to-day life is often accompanied by comparisons to her favorite movies. Although much of the plot is based on Mindy’s trainwreck of a love life, Kaling has said that she feels the show could work just as well if Mindy was married and had kids. “The Mindy Project” showed promise when it premiered, pulling in 4.67 Friday, May 3, 2013

million viewers and a rating of 2.4 for the 18 to 49 demographic. Although ratings slowly declined following the first episode, “The Mindy Project” has received much critical acclaim after a mid-season shuffle of characters. The characters Shauna Dicanio (Amanda Setton) and Marc Shulman (Stephen Tobolowsky) both left the show, and Mindy’s best friend, Gwen Grandy (Anna Camp), was downgraded from a regular to a recurring cast member. Prior to these downgrades, “The Mindy Project” brought in 2.64 million viewers, and the following episode saw a jump to 2.76 million viewers. Other changes to cast included the addition of Beverly (Beth Grant) and Morgan Tookers (Ike Barinholtz) as series regulars. The last episode that aired in 2012 drew 3.07 million pairs of eyes and a rating of 1.5. The show peaked again in early February with a rating of 1.9 and 3.6 million viewers. Although they dipped slightly following that high, ratings have been holding steady since. Barinholtz has a long history in comedy television, including a long engagement acting and writing on “MADtv” (2002 to 2007). More recently, he appeared in “Eastbound and Down” (2012). He also has experience on the big screen, playing multiple roles in the 2008 comedies “Disaster Movie” and “Meet the Spartans.” Bar-

inholtz was originally hired as a staff writer for “The Mindy Project” before drawing critical kudos for his portrayal of nurse Morgan Tookers. A “Chicago Sun-Times” article quoted Barinholtz as saying, “About a week in, [Kaling] was like, ‘I wrote this part for you,’” he said. “It was really kind of dreamy. She’s my Tina Fey. I love her.” The other newly upgraded regular cast member -- Grant -- has had a long career in both film and on television. She first appeared on the small screen in 1979 in an episode of “B.J. and the Bear.” Her next appearance wasn’t until 1986, and she held a long string of guest spots on many shows, including “Golden Girls,” “Murder, She Wrote” and “Friends.” Grant’s career also took off on the big screen, and audience members may recognize her from “No Country for Old Men” (2007) or “The Artist” (2011). Mindy’s co-workers at Shulman & Associates are Danny Castellano (Chris Messina) and Jeremy Reed (Ed Weeks). Messina made his acting debut on “Law & Order” in 1995, before moving to the big screen in 1998 with “Rounders,” “The Siege” and “You’ve Got Mail.” His television career has included roles in “Damages” and “The Newsroom.” Weeks, on the other hand, only entered the world of television recently. He wrote several episodes of “Man Stroke Woman” from

2005 to 2007 and also wrote for the show “Clone” (2008). Weeks has had a few guest roles on television throughout the years, as well as roles in 2009 short films “Fused” and “The Interviewee.” Expectations are high for the future of this freshman comedy, with one critic speculating that it could be the next “Parks and Recreation.” Tune in as the first season of “The Mindy Project” draws to a close on Tuesday, May 7, on Fox.

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members get paid. The paychecks can’t be that big, though, because they all seem to spend their spare time supplementing them. For example, the TAPS members have a pretty active side business of hosting amateur ghost-hunting events, where people can buy tickets to a weekend of paranormal activities and celebrity elbow-rubbing -- tickets cost in the $200-$300 range. Of course, TAPS also sells branded merchandise. Q: Which country had “Big Brother” first? A: We can include “Big Brother” on the list, along with the artificial kidney and splitting the bill on dates, of things for which we must thank the Dutch. The series, in which a group of strangers are packed together in a camera-laden house for the voyeuristic pleasure of viewers, debuted on the Netherlands’ Veronica network in 1999. It was a near-instant hit and by the next year had spread to several other jurisdictions, including the U.S. In so doing, it also pioneered the realityshow-export model that would serve its producer very well.

Dutch production company Endemol is also behind other oft-exported hits such as “Fear Factor” and “Deal or No Deal,” both of which also debuted in the Netherlands, though under different names. Though it is still running strong on CBS in the U.S., “Big Brother” left the air in the Netherlands in 2006 (though it returned for a special, one-off season in 2011 before leaving again). In fact, the American version is one of the last holdouts for the oncemighty format -- most other versions have since left the air. The “Big Brother” concept was dreamed up by billionaire Endemol founder John de Mol. He told “Forbes” magazine that he was inspired by the Biosphere 2 experiment in 1991, which locked four men and four women into a greenhouse dome for two years. “I was hypnotized,” he said. Forbes points out, however, that MTV already had a similar series called “The Real World” on at the time.

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Sports Zone FRIDAY 7:00 a.m. (25) Battle of the Network Stars

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10:00 a.m. (27) NASCAR Auto Racing Aaron’s 312

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(38) ECAC Lacrosse Championship Final Live

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(25) Horse Racing 1989 Kentucky Derby (38) ECAC Lacrosse Championship Semifinal 2

12:30 p.m. (25) Horse Racing 1995 Kentucky Derby

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2:00 p.m. (25) Horse Racing 1979 Kentucky Derby (26) NFL Live Live

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Chipper (27) Poker 2012 World Series Main Event

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(27) Mike Tyson’s Greatest Hits

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(38) WPT Poker Borgata Open

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(26) The Sports Reporters

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(25) MLB Baseball Classics Home Run Derby

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(27) Poker 2012 World Series National

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(25) Horse Racing 1988 Kentucky Derby

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(27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games Women’s

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(25) Horse Racing 1977 Kentucky Derby

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(27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games Women’s

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(38) NCAA Softball ACC Tournament Women’s

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(38) Halls of Fame

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Cooking thisweek FRIDAY 3:00 p.m.

Head to head: Iron chefs face off in five episode special By Andrew Warren TV Media

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(35) Guy’s Big Bite

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

(35) Guy’s Big Bite

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(35) Guy’s Big Bite

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

(35) Guy’s Big Bite

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

(35) Guy’s Big Bite

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

(35) Guy’s Big Bite

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

(35) Guy’s Big Bite

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rofessional chefs can be a competitive lot. Cooking is an art form, and in America there’s a name for culinary Picassos: they’re called Iron Chefs. At least that’s what the Food Network’s “Iron Chef: America” would have viewers believe. The spinoff of the Japanese show “Iron Chef” has been one of the cable channel’s biggest and most consistent hits, and it’s helped turn names such as Bobby Flay, Masaharu Morimoto and Michael Symon into celebrities in their own right. The latest incarnation, “Iron Chef America: Tournament of Champions,” kicks off Sunday, May 5, on Food Network. Every chef-on-chef battle in Kitchen Stadium is an intense competition between an Iron Chef and a challenger, but the pressure cooker is cranked up a notch in “Tournament of Champions.” The Iron Chefs have proven themselves against dozens of challengers, and this spring will find these titans of taste battling each other. At this level of competition, the chefs will need to bring their ‘A’ games. When the five-week special event gets underway, the two newest Iron Chefs, Alex Guarnaschelli and Geoffrey Zakarian, face off. Casual viewers of the show may find these two faces unfamiliar in their Iron Chef jackets. Guarnaschelli, who’s long been a regular judge on “Chopped,” won the

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SATURDAY 4:00 p.m.

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(35) 30 Minute Meals

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(35) Giada at Home

4:30 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

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(35) Barefoot Contessa

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(35) Barefoot Contessa

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(35) Paula’s Home Cooking

6:30 p.m.

(35) Trisha’s Southern Kitchen (35) Chopped

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

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(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

(35) Chopped

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Alex Guarnaschelli as seen in “Iron Chef America: Tournament of Champions” chef will walk away a winner. The most recent season of “Iron Chef: America’s” tie-in show, “Next Iron competition’s third and fourth Chef,” earning a spot with the culi- weeks will see the winners of the opening rounds facing off against nary masters. She bested nine longtime Iron Chefs Michael Syfierce rivals to take her place in Kitchen Stadium, a feat that echoes mon and Masaharu Morimoto. With competition at this extreme Zakarian’s similar victory on the level, the contest’s judges are cershow’s previous season. A week later, on Sunday, May 12, tainly in for a treat. With culinary legends such as Donatella Arpaia, two more Iron Chefs duke it out. Aaron Sanchez and Karine BakMarc Forgione squares off against houm lined up to sample the five Jose Garces in another high-stakes dishes that each chef will be preelimination battle, and only one paring, the competitors will need to perform at their peaks. Perhaps the Iron Chefs’ harshest judge, though, will be one of their own. Bobby Flay will be sitting out this tournament as a competitor, but he’ll sit at the judges table for B/Economy Motors the final round. It’s perhaps the toughest chal2 x 2" lenge yet for these culinary juggernauts. The five weeks of “Iron Chef America: Tournament of Champions” get underway on Food Network, on Sunday, May 5.

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(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

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(35) Mystery Diners

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(35) Chopped

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(35) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef

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(35) 30 Minute Meals

4:00 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

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(35) Giada at Home

5:00 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

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(35) Barefoot Contessa

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(35) Paula’s Best Dishes

6:30 p.m.

(35) Pioneer Woman

7:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

7:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

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(35) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef

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(35) 30 Minute Meals

4:00 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

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(35) Giada at Home

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(35) Barefoot Contessa

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(35) Paula’s Best Dishes

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(35) Trisha’s Southern Kitchen (35) Chopped

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Friday, May 3, 2013

Television Crossword ACROSS 1 Cartoon co-star of Phineas 5 Point 8 Li’l kitchen quantity 12 Beige 13 One: Spanish 14 Fruit or vegetable status 15 Klingon in the ‘Star Trek’ universe 16 In theaters May 10th... Actress playing Daisy Buchanan in “The Great Gatsby” (2013), Carey __ 18 “The X-Files” org. 20 Ukraine city 21 Harry Potter, for one 24 “The __ Family” 27 In a ‘Brrrr’ way 28 Hawaii’s Mauna __ 29 __ wedge 30 “It must be _ __ news day.” 32 Jacuzzi, for one 33 Shakespearean contraction 34 Old TLC show, “Trading __” 38 Hoped the heavens would hear 39 When Jay Leno is on 40 Novelist Ms. Rand 41 Jan __ (Bailey Quarters on “WKRP in Cincinnati”) 44 Model/actress, Molly __ 48 Type of pear 49 Dorothy, to pals 50 Gulliver was this ‘60s television kid’s dog

51 “Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the __” (2005) 52 Fr. holy woman 53 Linguist Mr. Chomsky DOWN 1 Not that many 2 __-friendly 3 Basic educ. 4 ‘80s sitcom starring Dabney Coleman, “__ Bill” 5 Pompous 6 Shiba __ (Dog breed of Japan) 7 Music/dance style 8 __ and true (Reliable) 9 ‘60s Western series starring Barbara Stanwyck, “The __ __” 10 Watering hole 11 Compose 17 Pot cover 19 Opera star from Wales, __ Terfel 21 Basketball great Mr. Chamberlain’s 22 Become frosty: 2 wds. 23 Stephanie of ‘80s series “Remington Steele” 25 MTM part 26 Did some carpentry 30 Give it __ (Attempt): 2 wds. 31 Gloria of “Sunset Blvd.” (1950) 35 Discovery Channel’s “Deadliest __”

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Family favorites

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Mama Five years after the death of his brother and the disappearance of his nieces, Lily and Victoria, Jeffrey sponsors a rescue party and locates the missing girls, who appear to have survived in the wilderness on their own. Jeffrey and his wife, Annabel, claim custody of the girls, who are now animal-like in their behavior, and struggle to raise the sisters while being stalked by a mysterious figure the girls affectionately call “Mama.” Director: Andrés Muschietti. Stars: Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Megan Charpentier, Isabelle Nélisse, Daniel Kash, Javier Botet. 2013. 100 min. Horror.

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Galaxy Quest A crew of actors from a hit science-fiction television show are unwittingly enlisted to help stop a tyrannical alien regime in this comedy. Friendly aliens who believe “Galaxy Quest” was real travel to Earth and take the actors into space. (37)

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Tanked! The ATM team members yearn for a little solitary confinement while working on a quarantine tank for some very hands-on clients. Also, Brett fails to consider the consequences when he buys a clunker to use on a car-themed tank.

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The Chica Show Chica invites preschoolers along for exciting dress-up playdates in this series, which mixes animation and live action segments. Chica’s colorful costume shop has everything kids need for a trip to anywhere their imagination takes them.

Brett and Wayde as seen in “Tanked!”

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9:00 p.m.

Polar Bears: Edge of Existence

DreamWorks Dragons: Riders of Berk

Filmmaker Gordon Buchanan delves into the lives of polar bears in this stunning documentary. He travels to the Arctic’s Svalbard Islands and follows a baby polar bear through her first year of life, chronicling her triumphs and challenges.

Set on the Viking Island of Berk, this stunning animated series continues the adventures of Hiccup and his dragon Toothless. The duo was introduced in the Academy Award-nominated film “How to Train Your Dragon,” which inspired the series.

Jack Reacher After five innocent people are shot dead by a military-trained sniper, former U.S. Army Military Police officer Jack Reacher is summoned. The accused requests his help, but Reacher is uninterested in working to clear the man’s name. Determined to confirm the man’s guilt, Reacher digs deeper into the case, uncovering more than he’d bargained for. Director: Christopher McQuarrie. Stars: Tom Cruise, Rosamund Pike, Richard Jenkins, Werner Herzog, David Oyelowo. 2012. 130 min. Action.

friendship is tested when the Ostroff’s daughter, Nina, returns after a five-year absence and develops an interest in the Walling patriarch, David. When David and Nina’s affair is discovered, the Wallings’ and Ostroffs’ peaceful suburban lives are turned upside down. Director: Julian Farino. Stars: Leighton Meester, Hugh Laurie, Adam Brody, Catherine Keener, Alia Shawkat. 2011. 90 min. Comedy. Revenge for Jolly! When his dog dies under mysterious circumstances, a man recruits his cousin to find out who is behind the suspicious death of his canine pal. The two men set out to find the culprit, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. Director: Chadd Harbold. Stars: Brian Petsos, Oscar Isaac, Elijah Wood, Ryan Phillippe, Kristen Wig. 2012. 85 min. Comedy.

Safe Haven Katie, a young woman with a mysterious past, appears in the small town of Southport, N.C., and seems determined to keep to herself, until she is drawn into a friendship with her neighbor, Jo, and a widowed store owner, Alex. As Katie’s bonds with Jo and Alex grow stronger, she struggles to face the dark secrets of her past. The Oranges Director: Lasse Hallström. Stars: David Lyons, Josh Duhamel, Julianne Hough, The Wallings and Ostroffs have been neighbors and friends for years. But that Irene Ziegler. 2013. 115 min. Drama.

Late Laughs Conan: Conan O’Brien In high school, Kim Jong Un starred in a production of the musical “Grease.” That’s also where Kim met his first wife, Olivia Newton Jong. Tom Cruise made his first public comments about his divorce from Katie Holmes. He said, “I didn’t see it coming.” Apparently, Katie kept her divorce papers on top of the refrigerator. Japanese engineers have created what they call a “Girlfriend Jacket” that replicates the sensation of being hugged by a woman from behind. Once again, Japanese engineers remain on the cutting edge of creepy loneliness. Friday, May 3, 2013

The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson North Korea is ruled by Kim Jong Un. Over the weekend, the premier of China told Kim Jong Un to chill out. Now when the premier of China tells you to chill out, it’s like Mel Gibson saying, “Whoa, easy on the tequila ... “

Late Night: Jimmy Fallon Big news coming out of Washington. Finally, after months of wrangling, President Obama has unveiled his highly anticipated 2014 budget. And apparently neither Democrats nor Republicans are happy with it. Then Obama said, “Yeah, that’s how you know it’s good!”

And finally, a new study found evidence that humans may have a so-called “lazy” gene. Scientists would know more, but why bother?

Mattel is being criticized over its Barbie “Dolls of the World Collection,” because many of the dolls reinforce negative cultural stereotypes. People aren’t happy -- they’re saying the doll The Quidditch World Cup will be from Mexico is offensive because it’s held this weekend in Florida, where holding a Chihuahua. While the doll people will play the fictional game from China is 10 years old and making from the Harry Potter books. Fans one of the Dolls of the World. say it’s a lot of fun, while their parents say, “When are you going to get married and move out of the house?”

Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update With Seth Meyers Kid Rock is organizing a concert tour this summer where tickets will be sold for just $20 and beer will be only $4. So maybe there will finally be a Kid Rock concert that’s not packed with rich snobs.

“Nobody Beats Shorty”

People will be playing a real-life version of the Harry Potter game Quidditch. The only difference is the players can’t fly, the balls don’t have wings or magically change direction. So basically, there’s a lacrosse game in Florida this weekend.

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Finola Hughes stars as Anna Devane in “General Hospital”

The Bold and the Beautiful As Liam and Steffy prepare to say I do, Hope gets her mind set on crashing the wedding to get Liam back. Later, Oliver offers Hope a happy future with him to get her mind off of her heartbreak. Katie gets some positive information about her heart condition and is surprised with a token of Bill’s recommitment to her as they try to work on their marriage. Brooke decides to push down her feelings for Bill for the sake of her sister and offers Katie advice on how to spice up her marriage. Caroline tells Carter her plan to have a future with Rick, but is distressed when she discovers who Rick chose as the new face of the Hope for the Future collection. Taylor’s curiosity is piqued when she eavesdrops on a discussion between Brooke and Lt. Baker regarding the car accident.

Days of Our Lives Brady nearly has it out with his father after he interrupts an intimate moment between John and Kristen. Ciara has the evidence to unravel Kristen’s deception, but her attempts to share the information with Hope and then Brady get interrupted. Nicole quits the church after Eric tears into her for almost sleeping with Vargas in the rectory office, but she calls out Eric’s name in the heat of passion when she hooks up with Vargas later that day. Meanwhile, Stefano has some fun with Sami, Will and EJ before agreeing to help them with the Nick situation. Jennifer gets her job back at the hospital, but she must deal with a vengeful Anne who’s set on taking her down. Cameron pulls Abigail into a sensual kiss for helping to save his career. General Hospital Luke and Scott get into an argument, while Lulu faces an increasingly high-pressure situation. Elizabeth pulls no punches when she tells AJ exactly what she thinks, but their confrontation could give Tracy the upper hand. Tracy is faced with

the possibility of a new business partner, while Spinelli embarks on a quest for the missing Quartermaine heir. Meanwhile, Britt has a difficult time with her decision to end her pregnancy. Patrick and Sabrina eagerly anticipate going on their first date, but Britt is determined to go to great lengths to manipulate Patrick toward her own ends. Ellie gets closer than ever to seeing Maxie’s medical records, while Anna and Duke have an intimate dinner together. Sonny receives a daring proposal from Brenda and he later confronts AJ at the Metro Court. The Young and the Restless Intent on saving her marriage, Lauren tells Carmine to leave her home when he shows up unannounced. Later, Lauren goes back to Carmine and he suggests they go away for the weekend after Michael decides he’s moving out on her. Meanwhile, Chloe and Kevin agree to stop stealing for fear they might end up in prison and decide to find other ways to spice up their love life. Victoria is surprised with the news that Billy is getting into

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Best Movies FRIDAY 12:00 p.m. (59) “White Men Can’t Jump” ++

(Comedy,1992) Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes. A white con artist with a knack for basketball hustles games with black players. (2h)

1:00 p.m. (43) “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and

Larry” ++ (Comedy,2007) Adam Sandler, Kevin James. Two straight men enter a same-sex union in order to resolve an insurance issue. (2h30)

1:30 p.m. (41) “Days of Thunder” ++ (Sport,1990)

Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise. A rookie stock car racer must overcome his fear of driving after a near-fatal accident. (2h30) (51) “Mulan” ++ (Animated,1998) Eddie Murphy, Ming-Na Wen. A Chinese maiden poses as a young man and takes her ailing father’s place in the army. (1h30) (55) “The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps” ++ (Comedy,2000) Eddie Murphy, Janet Jackson. A scientist inadvertently releases his alter ego when he tests a youth serum on himself. (2h30)

2:00 p.m. (53) “The Incredible Hulk” +++

(Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. Bruce Banner meets a monstrous opponent while he searches for a cure to banish the Hulk. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (55) “Liar Liar” ++ (Comedy,1997) Jim

Carrey, Maura Tierney. A successful, dishonest lawyer wakes up one day with the curse of only speaking the truth. (2h)

4:30 p.m. (59) “Big Momma’s House 2” ++

(Comedy,2006) Martin Lawrence, Nia Long. An FBI agent must impersonate his grandmother as he poses as a computer hacker’s nanny. (2h30)

5:00 p.m. (42) “Pulp Fiction” +++ (Crime Story,1994)

John Travolta, Uma Thurman. Two hit men cross paths with a gangster, an overdosing girlfriend, a boxer and two hoods. (3h) (51) “Enchanted” +++ (Adventure,2007) Julie Andrews, Amy Adams. A fairytale princess is sent to our world by an evil queen and meets a handsome lawyer. (1h55)

5:30 p.m. (53) “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” ++

(Action,2009) Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber. When Wolverine decides to leave the forces for a simpler life, his brother seeks revenge. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (32) “War of the Worlds” ++ (Action,2005)

Dakota Fanning, Tom Cruise. A man struggles to protect his children when aliens invade Earth wanting to destroy it. (2h30) (55) “Galaxy Quest” ++ (Comedy,1999) Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen. Sci-fi actors are unwittingly recruited by an alien race to help fight off their enemy. (2h15)

7:00 p.m. (40) “Old School” +++ (Comedy,2003) Luke

Wilson, Will Ferrell. Three men who are disenchanted with their lives try to recapture their college days. (2h)

8:00 p.m. (53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008)

Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent. (3h)

8:15 p.m. (55) “Blazing Saddles” ++++

(Western,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. The first black sheriff in the Wild West bat-

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8:30 p.m. (32) “War of the Worlds” ++ (Action,2005)

Dakota Fanning, Tom Cruise. A man struggles to protect his children when aliens invade Earth wanting to destroy it. (2h30)

9:00 p.m. (60) “Remember the Titans” ++

(Drama,2000) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. An African American coach is hired to unify an integrated high school football team. (2h30)

10:00 p.m. (59) “He’s Mine Not Yours” ++

(Comedy,2011) Andrew Alexander, Gabrielle Dennis. A bride-to-be hires a reputational temptress to test her fiancé’s fidelity. (2h30)

10:15 p.m. (55) “Young Frankenstein” +++

(Comedy,1974) Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle. Dr. Frankenstein’s grandson returns to the ancestral castle and creates a monster. (2h30)

11:00 p.m. (32) “Face/ Off” ++ (Action,1997) John

Travolta, Nicolas Cage. A member of an FBI antiterrorist team trades faces with a convicted criminal. (3h) (53) “Unstoppable” +++ (Action,2011) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. A conductor and an engineer race against the clock to stop an unmanned freight train. (2h)

11:30 p.m. (40) “Bruce Almighty” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. A man is given God’s powers in order to teach him how difficult it is to run the world. (2h) (60) “Coach Carter” ++ (Drama,2005) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. A basketball coach prevents his team from playing until they improve their grades. (3h30)

SATURDAY 12:00 p.m. (29) “The Elizabeth Smart Story” ++ (True

Story,2003) Dylan Baker, Lindsay Frost. A 14-year-old girl is abducted from her bedroom in Utah and found nine months later. (2h) (32) “The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines” +++ (Fantasy,2006) Noah Wyle, Lisa Brenner. After finding a map, a librarian-turned-adventurer sets out to find King Solomon’s mines. (4h)

12:30 p.m. (53) “The Incredible Hulk” +++

(Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. Bruce Banner meets a monstrous opponent while he searches for a cure to banish the Hulk. (2h30)

1:00 p.m. (9) “El regreso a la laguna azul” ++

(Adventure,1991) Brian Krause, Milla Jovovich. (2h)

2:00 p.m. (6) “Gothika” ++ (Thriller,2003) Halle Berry,

Robert Downey Jr.. A psychiatrist awakens as a patient in an asylum and learns she’s been accused of murder. (2h) (29) “Too Young to Be a Dad” ++ (Drama,2002) Kathy Baker, Paul Franklin Dano. A teenage boy agonizes over his girlfriend’s decision to put their baby up for adoption. (2h) (55) “Blazing Saddles” ++++ (Western,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. The first black sheriff in the Wild West battles a politician’s evil plot to ruin a town. (2h) (59) “Getting Played” ++ (Romance,2005) Carmen Electra, Vivica A. Fox. Three women make a bet to seduce a total stranger,

unaware that he knows about their plan. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (53) “Spider-Man 2” ++ (Action,2004)

Kirsten Dunst, Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker struggles to balance his personal life and his superhero responsibilities. (3h) (60) “Coach Carter” ++ (Drama,2005) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. A basketball coach prevents his team from playing until they improve their grades. (3h30)

4:00 p.m. (55) “The Transporter” +++ (Action,2002)

Jason Statham, Shu Qi. An outlaw finds his life becoming all the more dangerous when he turns against criminals. (2h) (59) “He’s Mine Not Yours” ++ (Comedy,2011) Andrew Alexander, Gabrielle Dennis. A bride-to-be hires a reputational temptress to test her fiancé’s fidelity. (2h30)

5:30 p.m. (42) “Waiting to Exhale” ++ (Drama,1995)

Angela Bassett, Whitney Houston. The story of four African-American female friends who lament over their love lives. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (43) “Juno” ++++ (Comedy,2007) Ellen

Page, Michael Cera. A high school student becomes pregnant and decides to give the baby up for adoption. (2h) (53) “X2: X-Men United” +++ (Sci-Fi,2003) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. A diabolical government official launches a secret operation to annihilate all mutants. (3h) (55) “I Am Legend” +++ (Sci-Fi,2007) Will Smith, Alice Braga. The seemingly lone survivor of a plague struggles to survive and find a cure. (2h)

6:30 p.m. (41) “Days of Thunder” ++ (Sport,1990)

Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise. A rookie stock car racer must overcome his fear of driving after a near-fatal accident. (2h30) (59) “35 and Ticking” ++ (Comedy,2011) Nicole Ari Parker, Tamala Jones. A group of friends in their thirties try to build the families they’ve always wanted. (2h30) (60) “Remember the Titans” ++ (Drama,2000) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. An African American coach is hired to unify an integrated high school football team. (2h30)

7:00 p.m. (6) “Wild Hogs” ++ (Comedy,2007) John

Travolta, William H. Macy. Men try to put their troubles behind them as they set out on a road trip on their Harleys. (2h)

8:00 p.m. (49) “Planet 51” +++ (Animated,2009)

Voices of Justin Long, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. A teenage alien helps a U.S. astronaut run from an angry mob that wants to kill him. (2h) (55) “I Am Legend” +++ (Sci-Fi,2007) Will Smith, Alice Braga. The seemingly lone survivor of a plague struggles to survive and find a cure. (2h)

9:00 p.m. (24) “Friday” +++ (Comedy,1995) Chris

Tucker, Ice Cube. Two friends must come up with $200, to pay drug dealer Big Worm for marijuana they smoked. (2h) (41) “Any Given Sunday” ++ (Sport,1999) Al Pacino, Jamie Foxx. A pro-football coach fights to motivate his quarterback as he battles with the new owner. (3h) (59) “Deliver Us From Eva” ++ (Comedy/ Drama,2002) Gabrielle Union, Essence Atkins. An uptight woman constantly meddles in the affairs of her sisters and their husbands. (2h30) (60) “The Expendables” ++ (Action,2010) Eric Roberts, Jet Li. A group of mercenaries travel to South America to overthrow a dictator. (2h30)

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10:00 p.m. (32) “Sahara” ++ (Action,2005) Matthew

McConaughey, Penélope Cruz. A treasure hunter and a doctor race to prevent an environmental catastrophe in Africa. (2h30) (40) “Runaway Bride” ++ (Romance,1999) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. A newspaper columnist investigates a small-town brideto-be who has a unique history. (2h30) (55) “Identity” +++ (Thriller,2003) John Cusack, Ray Liotta. A sudden storm floods the roads, trapping ten strangers in a motel with a killer. (2h) (61) “Honey” ++ (Drama,2003) Jessica Alba, Lil’ Romeo. A young woman pursues her dream to become a professional music-video choreographer. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (28) “Half Baked” ++ (Comedy,1998) Jim

Breuer, Dave Chappelle. Three stoners must sell a stolen batch of pot in order to bail their friend out of jail. (2h) (43) “Juno” ++++ (Comedy,2007) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. A high school student becomes pregnant and decides to give the baby up for adoption. (2h) (53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent. (3h)

11:30 p.m. (4) “The Education of Charlie Banks” ++

(Drama,2007) Jesse Eisenberg, Jason Ritter. A student, who faced a high school bully, learns the bully has shown up on college campus. (2h) (59) “Getting Played” ++ (Romance,2005) Carmen Electra, Vivica A. Fox. Three women make a bet to seduce a total stranger, unaware that he knows about their plan. (2h) (60) “The Expendables” ++ (Action,2010) Eric Roberts, Jet Li. A group of mercenaries travel to South America to overthrow a dictator. (2h30)

SUNDAY 12:00 p.m. (6) “Swordfish” ++ (Thriller,2001) Hugh

Jackman, John Travolta. A hacker is hired to break into a government system and steal billions of dollars. (2h)

12:30 p.m. (55) “The Transporter” +++ (Action,2002)

Jason Statham, Shu Qi. An outlaw finds his life becoming all the more dangerous when he turns against criminals. (2h)

1:00 p.m. (29) “The Fantasia Barrino Story: Life Is

Not a Fairy Tale” ++ (Drama,2006) Kadeem Hardison, Loretta Devine. Fantasia Barrino overcame poverty and illiteracy to become the winner of American Idol. (2h) (36) “Contact” ++ (Sci-Fi,1997) Jodie Foster, Matthew McConaughey. An astronomer receives the Earth’s first message from an extraterrestrial source. (3h30) (53) “X2: X-Men United” +++ (Sci-Fi,2003) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. A diabolical government official launches a secret operation to annihilate all mutants. (3h) (59) “35 and Ticking” ++ (Comedy,2011) Nicole Ari Parker, Tamala Jones. A group of friends in their thirties try to build the families they’ve always wanted. (2h30)

1:30 p.m. (24) “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” ++

(Comedy,2005) Catherine Keener, Steve Carell. Buddies make it their mission to help their 40-year-old friend lose his virginity. (2h30) (32) “Yes Man” ++ (Comedy,2008) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. A man’s life is turned upside-down when he is required to say yes to every opportunity. (2h15)

2:00 p.m. (5) “Monster House” ++ (Animated,2006)

Voices of Mitchel Musso, Sam Lerner. Three kids try to convince everyone in town that a neighborhood house is alive. (2h) (6) “Primeval” ++ (Horror,2007) Brooke Langton, Orlando Jones. A news team trying to capture a crocodile in South Africa becomes the target of a warlord. (2h) (25) “Running the Sahara” +++ (Documentary,2008) Matt Damon, Charlie Engle. Three men accomplish the impossible by setting out on a journey to run the Sahara Desert. (2h)

2:30 p.m. (40) “The Wedding Date” +++

(Comedy,2005) Debra Messing, Dermot Mulroney. A single woman hires a male escort to pose as her boyfriend during her sister’s wedding. (1h30) (42) “Waiting to Exhale” ++ (Drama,1995) Angela Bassett, Whitney Houston. The story of four African-American female friends who lament over their love lives. (2h30) (55) “Man on Fire” +++ (Action,2004) Dakota Fanning, Denzel Washington. A disillusioned mercenary seeks vengeance when a girl in his care is kidnapped. (3h)

3:00 p.m. (4) “Table for Three” ++ (Comedy/

Drama,2009) Sophia Bush, Brandon Routh. A single guy has the ‘perfect couple’ move in with him, but they hinder his love life. (2h) (41) “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” ++ (Comedy,1994) Courteney Cox, Jim Carrey. An unconventional pet detective is hired to find the Miami Dolphins’ missing mascot. (2h)

3:30 p.m. (59) “Deliver Us From Eva” ++ (Comedy/

Drama,2002) Gabrielle Union, Essence Atkins. An uptight woman constantly meddles in the affairs of her sisters and their husbands. (2h30)

3:45 p.m. (32) “Men in Black II” ++ (Sci-Fi,2002)

Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. Two secret agents are called in to battle an alien disguised as a lingerie model. (1h45)

4:00 p.m. (6) “Girl, Interrupted” +++ (Drama,1999)

Angelina Jolie, Winona Ryder. A young woman commits herself to a mental institution after attempting suicide. (2h30) (24) “The Dilemma” ++ (Comedy/ Drama,2010) Kevin James, Vince Vaugn. After seeing a friend’s wife with another man, Ronny debates if he should tell his friend. (2h30) (40) “Hitch” ++ (Comedy,2005) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. While helping his latest client, a professional date doctor falls for a journalist. (2h) (53) “X-Men: The Last Stand” +++ (Action,2006) Famke Jansen, Patrick Stewart. A cure to make mutants normal is discovered using the DNA of a very powerful boy. (2h)

4:30 p.m. (36) “Red Planet” ++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Carrie-

Anne Moss, Val Kilmer. When a colonization project goes awry, astronauts are sent to space on a rescue mission. (2h30)

5:30 p.m. (55) “Drumline” ++ (Family,2002) Zoe

Saldana, Nick Cannon. A gifted drummer from New York wins a scholarship to a southern university. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (40) “Valentine’s Day” ++ (Comedy,2010)

Julia Roberts, Kathy Bates. A group of friends attempt to navigate the perils and pitfalls of Valentine’s Day. (2h30)

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Best Movies (41) “Any Given Sunday” ++ (Sport,1999)

Al Pacino, Jamie Foxx. A pro-football coach fights to motivate his quarterback as he battles with the new owner. (3h)

6:30 p.m. (24) “Couples Retreat” ++ (Comedy,2009)

Jason Bateman, Vince Vaughn. Four couples vacation on an island and belatedly learn that couples therapy is mandatory. (2h30)

7:00 p.m. (5) “Chicago” ++ (Musical,2002) Catherine

Zeta-Jones, Renée Zellweger. Two murderesses strive for fame at any cost, including scandal, in 1920s Chicago. (2h) (36) “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” ++ (Action,2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl. A deadly robot arrives to kill the teens who are destined to save the world from machines. (2h30) (49) “Planet 51” +++ (Animated,2009) Voices of Justin Long, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. A teenage alien helps a U.S. astronaut run from an angry mob that wants to kill him. (2h)

8:30 p.m. (40) “Valentine’s Day” ++ (Comedy,2010)

Julia Roberts, Kathy Bates. A group of friends attempt to navigate the perils and pitfalls of Valentine’s Day. (2h30)

9:00 p.m. (24) “The Dilemma” ++ (Comedy/

Drama,2010) Kevin James, Vince Vaugn. After seeing a friend’s wife with another man, Ronny debates if he should tell his friend. (2h30) (53) “Iron Man 2” ++ (Action,2010) Don Cheadle, Robert Downey Jr.. An inventor is pressured by the government to share his technology with the military. (2h30)

tion project goes awry, astronauts are sent to space on a rescue mission. (2h30) (53) “White Chicks” ++ (Comedy,2004) Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans. Two disgraced FBI agents go undercover as white women in an effort to protect heiresses. (2h30)

1:30 p.m. (60) “The Guardian” ++ (Drama,2006)

Ashton Kutcher, Kevin Costner. A hotshot swimmer joins the United States Coast Guard’s elite training program. (3h30)

3:00 p.m. (55) “Kingdom of Heaven” +++

(Action,2005) Liam Neeson, Orlando Bloom. A blacksmith fights during the wars for the Holy Land between Christians and Muslims. (3h)

3:30 p.m. (36) “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines”

++ (Action,2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl. A deadly robot arrives to kill the teens who are destined to save the world from machines. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (29) “Where the Heart Is” ++

(Comedy,2000) Ashley Judd, Natalie Portman. A young woman gives birth in Wal-Mart and is taken in by the quirky local community. (2h)

5:00 p.m. (60) “Fantastic Four” +++ (Action,2005)

Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. While doing research on a space station, four people get super powers from cosmic rays. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (29) “My Sister’s Keeper” +++

(Horror,2009) Nick Zano, Bobby Campo. Death tries to take the lives of teenagers who survived a car crash intended to kill them. (1h45) (36) “Sin City” +++ (Crime Story,2005) Jessica Alba, Mickey Rourke. An adaptation of Frank Miller’s stories about revenge and despair in a fictional city. (2h30)

(Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney. A young girl tells her story of being born to help her sister medically. (2h) (55) “The Last Samurai” ++ (Drama,2003) Ken Watanabe, Tom Cruise. An American in 19th century Japan embraces the samurai culture he was hired to eliminate. (3h31) (57) “The Shopworn Angel” ++ (War,1938) James Stewart, Margaret Sullavan. An innocent soldier falls in love with a hardened, loose-moraled showgirl. (1h30)

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(40) “Hitch” ++ (Comedy,2005) Will Smith,

Eva Mendes. While helping his latest client, a professional date doctor falls for a journalist. (2h)

11:10 p.m. (55) “Drumline” ++ (Family,2002) Zoe

Saldana, Nick Cannon. A gifted drummer from New York wins a scholarship to a southern university. (2h31)

11:30 p.m. (24) “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” ++

(Comedy,2005) Catherine Keener, Steve Carell. Buddies make it their mission to help their 40-year-old friend lose his virginity. (2h30) (53) “Iron Man 2” ++ (Action,2010) Don Cheadle, Robert Downey Jr.. An inventor is pressured by the government to share his technology with the military. (2h30)

MONDAY 12:00 p.m. (59) “Poetic Justice” ++ (Drama,1993)

Janet Jackson, Tupac Shakur. A poetic hairdresser must decide if she’s ready to love again. (2h30)

12:30 p.m. (55) “Highlander” ++ (Action,1986)

Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery. An immortal hero battles his arch enemy for the ultimate prize - mortality. (2h30)

1:00 p.m. (36) “Red Planet” ++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Carrie-

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(57) “Boom Town” +++ (Adventure,1940)

Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy. Two friends become rivals when they strike it rich in oil and fall for the same woman. (2h15) (60) “The Wolfman” ++ (Horror,2010) Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro. A nobleman comes back to his family’s estate and is bitten by a werewolf. (2h30)

8:00 p.m. (53) “Live Free or Die Hard” +++

(Action,2007) Bruce Willis, Justin Long. John McClane takes on a group of terrorists who are hacking into government files. (3h30)

9:00 p.m. (51) “Cinderella” +++ (Animated,1950)

Voices of Eleanor Audley, Ilene Woods. A young girl’s dream brings her in contact with a Prince searching for true love. (1h25) (59) “Above the Rim” ++ (Drama,1994) Duane Martin, Tupac Shakur. A talented high school basketball player is torn between his coach and a local gangster. (2h)

9:30 p.m. (55) “A Knight’s Tale” ++ (Adventure,2001)

Heath Ledger, Mark Addy. Following his master’s death, a squire enters a jousting competition in medieval England. (2h58)

9:45 p.m. (57) “That’s Entertainment!” +++

(Musical,1974) Frank Sinatra, Fred Astaire. A look at excerpts from nearly one hundred MGM musical classics from 19291958. (2h30)

10:00 p.m. (60) “Hulk” ++ (Action,2003) Eric Bana, Nick

Nolte. An accidental experiment transforms a geneticist into a powerful giant green brute. (3h) (29) “My Sister’s Keeper” +++ (Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney. A young girl tells her story of being born to help her sister medically. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (59) “Friday After Next” ++ (Comedy,2002)

Mike Epps, Ice Cube. Two cousins move in together and work as nighttime security guards. (2h)

11:30 p.m. (53) “Live Free or Die Hard” +++

(Action,2007) Bruce Willis, Justin Long. John McClane takes on a group of terrorists who are hacking into government files. (3h30)

TUESDAY 12:00 p.m. (53) “Tropic Thunder” ++ (Comedy,2008)

Ben Stiller, Jack Black. Actors shooting a war movie in the jungle mistake real situations for scripted scenes. (2h30) (55) “Kingdom of Heaven” +++ (Action,2005) Liam Neeson, Orlando Bloom. A blacksmith fights during the wars for the Holy Land between Christians and Muslims. (3h) (57) “We Who Are Young” ++ (Drama,1940) John Shelton, Lana Turner. A man violates company policy by getting married. (1h30) (59) “Above the Rim” ++ (Drama,1994) Duane Martin, Tupac Shakur. A talented high school basketball player is torn between his coach and a local gangster. (2h)

1:30 p.m. (51) “Cinderella” +++ (Animated,1950)

Voices of Eleanor Audley, Ilene Woods. A young girl’s dream brings her in contact with a Prince searching for true love. (1h30) (57) “South of Suez” ++ (Mystery,1940) Brenda Marshall, George Brent. A diamond-mine foreman fights to prove his innocence when accused of killing his boss. (1h30)

2:30 p.m. (53) “The Bounty Hunter” +++

(Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter, with a string of bad luck, learns that his next target is his ex-wife. (2h30)

3:00 p.m. (55) “A Knight’s Tale” ++ (Adventure,2001)

Heath Ledger, Mark Addy. Following his master’s death, a squire enters a jousting competition in medieval England. (3h) (57) “Brother Rat and a Baby” ++ (Comedy,1940) Eddie Albert, Wayne Morris. Mayhem ensues for three former naval cadets after a baby is accidentally sent to Peru. (1h30)

5:00 p.m. (59) “Friday After Next” ++ (Comedy,2002)

Mike Epps, Ice Cube. Two cousins move in together and work as nighttime security guards. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (55) “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003)

Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. Thieves plan the heist of their lives by creating the largest traffic jam in L.A. history. (2h31) (57) “The Asphalt Jungle” +++ (Romance,1950) Louis Calhern, Sterling Hayden. A group of criminals plan an ingenious jewel heist under an aging mastermind. (2h)

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8:00 p.m. (57) “Crossfire” ++++ (Crime Story,1947)

Robert Mitchum, Robert Young. A crusading district attorney investigates the murder of a Jewish man. (1h30)

8:30 p.m. (55) “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003)

Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. Thieves plan the heist of their lives by creating the largest traffic jam in L.A. history. (2h29)

9:00 p.m. (41) “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” ++

(Comedy,1994) Courteney Cox, Jim Carrey. An unconventional pet detective is hired to find the Miami Dolphins’ missing mascot. (2h) (42) “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++ (Drama,1991) Cuba Gooding Jr., Laurence Fishburne. A divorced father strives to raise his son with values and steer him away from violence. (2h)

9:30 p.m. (57) “Out of the Past” ++++

(Mystery,1947) Jane Greer, Robert Mitchum. A private investigator becomes entangled in a web of murder involving his former employer. (2h15)

11:00 p.m. (36) “Riddles of the Sphinx” ++

(Horror,2008) Dina Meyer, Lochlyn Munro. An astronomer and a cryptographer accidentally release a deadly sphinx. (2h) (55) “Romancing the Stone” +++ (Adventure,1984) Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas. A romance novelist is thrust into a dangerous mission in Colombia with a handsome rogue. (2h30)

11:45 p.m. (57) “Out of the Fog” +++ (Drama,1941)

Eddie Albert, John Garfield. A racketeer terrorizes a small community until he falls for a fisherman’s daughter. (1h30)

WEDNESDAY 12:00 p.m. (55) “Fargo” +++ (Crime Story,1996)

Frances McDormand, William H. Macy. A pregnant police chief investigates a bizarre murder and kidnapping in Minnesota. (2h) (59) “John Q” ++ (Drama,2002) Denzel Washington, Gabriela Oltean. A man holds a hospital ER hostage when his son is denied care due to a lack of insurance. (2h30)

12:30 p.m. (53) “The Bounty Hunter” +++

(Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter, with a string of bad luck, learns that his next target is his ex-wife. (2h30) (57) “Song Without End” ++ (Musical,1960) Dirk Bogarde, Geneviève Page. Europe’s most brilliant virtuoso Frank Liszt wants to marry a married princess. (2h15) (60) “Unleashed” ++ (Action,2005) Jet Li, Morgan Freeman. A man raised as a fighting machine escapes his captors and tries to live normally. (2h30)

2:00 p.m. (42) “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++

(Drama,1991) Cuba Gooding Jr., Laurence Fishburne. A divorced father strives to raise his son with values and steer him away from violence. (2h)

2:45 p.m. (57) “Night Ambush” ++ (War,1957) Marius

Goring, Sir Dirk Bogarde. British agents kidnap a Nazi general in Crete and then must transport him to Cairo. (1h45)

3:00 p.m. (60) “Skyline” ++ (Action,2010) Donald

Faison, Eric Balfour. An extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow up the earth’s population. (2h)

4:30 p.m. (57) “So Long at the Fair” ++

(Suspense,1950) Dirk Bogarde, Jean Simmons. A girl wakes up to find her brother has disappeared during the night. (1h30)

5:00 p.m. (53) “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” ++

(Comedy,2008) Adam Sandler, John Turturro. An Israeli Special Agent moves to New York to pursue his dream of becoming a hair stylist. (2h30) (59) “National Security” ++ (Comedy,2003) Martin Lawrence, Steve Zahn. An officer who loses his job becomes a security guard who uncovers a smuggling operation. (2h) (60) “Gamer” ++ (Action,2009) Gerard Butler, Amber Valletta. Through a multiplayer online game humans have the ability to control other humans lives. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (42) “The Nutty Professor” ++

(Comedy,1996) Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett Smith. Professor Klump takes a revolutionary potion that makes him shed some of his weight. (2h) (55) “Gone in 60 Seconds” ++ (Action,2000) Angelina Jolie, Nicolas Cage. A retired car thief re-enters the business to steal 50 cars with his crew in one night. (2h31)

7:00 p.m. (60) “Underworld” +++ (Fantasy,2003)

Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. A beautiful vampire warrior is torn when she falls in love with a werewolf. (3h)

7:45 p.m. (57) “Driving Miss Daisy” +++

(Drama,1989) Jessica Tandy, Morgan Freeman. An elderly lady shares her life and develops a special relationship with her chauffeur. (1h45)

8:30 p.m. (55) “Gone in 60 Seconds” ++

(Action,2000) Angelina Jolie, Nicolas Cage. A retired car thief re-enters the business to steal 50 cars with his crew in one night. (2h29)

9:00 p.m. (51) “Ratatouille” +++ (Family,2007)

Voices of Brad Garrett, Patton Oswalt. An ambitious rat with a flare for cooking battles an eccentric chef in a Paris restaurant. (2h) (53) “Battle Los Angeles” +++ (SciFi,2011) Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez. A retired marine sergeant returns to duty to reclaim Los Angeles from an alien invasion. (2h30)

10:00 p.m. (59) “Snakes on a Plane” ++ (Action,2006)

Julianna Margulies, Samuel L. Jackson. A witness set to testify against a mob boss falls victim to an assassination attempt. (2h30) (60) “Resident Evil” ++ (Action,2001) Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez. The leaders of a commando team break into a secret laboratory where a deadly virus looms. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (36) “The Hills Have Eyes II” ++

(Horror,2007) Daniella Alonso, Michael McMillian. A group of National Guard recruits must battle a group of mutants for their final test. (2h) (55) “Galaxy Quest” ++ (Comedy,1999) Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen. Sci-fi actors are unwittingly recruited by an alien race to help fight off their enemy. (2h15)

11:30 p.m. (53) “Battle Los Angeles” +++ (Sci-

Fi,2011) Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez. A retired marine sergeant returns to duty to reclaim Los Angeles from an alien invasion. (2h30)

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Julianna Margulies, Samuel L. Jackson. A witness set to testify against a mob boss falls victim to an assassination attempt. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (29) “Unfaithful” +++ (Thriller,2002) Diane

Lane, Richard Gere. The lives of a suburban couple go awry when the wife indulges in an illicit affair. (2h30) (57) “There’s Always Tomorrow” ++ (Drama,1956) Barbara Stanwyck, Fred MacMurry. When a man is taken for granted by his wife, he falls in love with his former girlfriend. (1h30)

7:00 p.m. (36) “Simone” +++ (Drama,2002) Al Pacino,

Catherine Keener. A desperate man resurrects his career by using a program to create a virtual actress. (2h30) (60) “Resident Evil” ++ (Action,2001) Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez. The leaders of a commando team break into a secret laboratory where a deadly virus looms. (2h)

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(57) “A Summer Place” +++ (Drama,1959)

Richard Egan, Dorothy McGuire. A businessman has an affair with an innkeeper’s wife while their children fall in love. (2h15)

8:00 p.m. (53) “The Other Guys” +++ (Comedy,2010)

Will Ferrell. Two disgraced New York City detectives seize an opportunity to step into the limelight. (2h30)

8:30 p.m. (59) “Lakeview Terrace” ++ (Thriller,2008)

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(Comedy,1999) Norm McDonald, Rob Schneider. A fish-take cleaner poses as a male gigolo in order to raise a large sum in a short time. (2h)

1:00 p.m. (51) “Ratatouille” +++ (Family,2007)

Voices of Brad Garrett, Patton Oswalt. An ambitious rat with a flare for cooking battles an eccentric chef in a Paris restaurant. (2h)

2:00 p.m. (55) “Scary Movie” ++ (Comedy,2000)

Cheri Oteri, Shannon Elizabeth. A year after

an accidental murder, teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. (2h)

2:30 p.m. (53) “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged

Me” ++ (Comedy,1999) Heather Graham, Mike Myers. A groovy spy travels back in time to stop his arch nemesis from taking over the world. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (57) “Spirits of the Dead (aka Tales of

Mystery and Imagination)” +++ (Horror,1968) Brigitte Bardot, Jane Fonda. Horror tales based on stories by Edgar Allan Poe, William Wilson, and Tobby Dammit. (2h15)

4:00 p.m. (42) “The Nutty Professor” ++

(Comedy,1996) Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett Smith. Professor Klump takes a revolutionary potion that makes him shed some of his weight. (2h) (60) “Underworld” +++ (Fantasy,2003) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. A beautiful vampire warrior is torn when she falls in love with a werewolf. (3h)

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Samuel L. Jackson, Patrick Wilson. A couple move into a new home and their neighbor turns out to be an unstable cop. (2h30)

9:00 p.m. (41) “Mrs. Doubtfire” +++ (Comedy,1993)

Robin Williams, Sally Field. An actor poses as a female housekeeper in order to spend time with his children. (3h)

9:30 p.m. (36) “Repo Men” ++ (Sci-Fi,2010) Forest

Whitaker, Jude Law. In a future where artificial organs can be bought on credit, they can also be repossessed. (2h30)

9:45 p.m. (57) “Our Very Own” ++ (Drama,1950) Ann

Blyth, Jane Wyatt. A woman discovers that she was adopted as a child. (1h45)

10:00 p.m. (55) “High Crimes” ++ (Suspense,2002)

Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman. A lawyer defends her husband who is accused of war crimes committed while he was a marine. (2h30) (29) “Unfaithful” +++ (Thriller,2002) Diane Lane, Richard Gere. The lives of a suburban couple go awry when the wife indulges in an illicit affair. (2h30)

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