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F To Be Announced / AMTV Frasier Frasier Supernatural A Baby Story A Baby Story Jungle Gold To Be Announced

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AMTV Fras ier Frasier Supernatural Various M Tu Th Pregnant Jungle Gold To Be Announced

Paid Program Various M Movie Tu FactFake/W Witness/Th Cosplay V a ri o u s M Movie Animal Cops: Houston (37) M e e r k a t M a n o r M e e r k a t M a n o r A n i m a l C o p s : H o u s t o n Paid Program Paid Program F o o tb a l l Spring Game NCAA M Paid Program Diamondbacks Paid Program Paid Program T Diamondbacks W Live! S o c c e r Champions League UEF A Th (35) (36)

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T e n n i s New Haven Open WTA T e n n i s U.S. Open I T F Site: USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center Flushing Meadows, N.Y.

To Be Announced Will & Grace Will & Grace F Supernatural / Bones What Not to Wear Jungle Gold To Be Announced

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Various Various Tu F a c t o r F a k e d /W P a ran o rm a l ... Untamed and Uncut Paid Program Paid Program Tee It Up S o c c e r Lamar vs. Northern Arizona NCAA Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program UEFA Highlights Fishing/ Johnny Paid Program Various Various Various Various Various Various Various V ario u s House Hunters House Hunters Various Various Fresh Prince Fresh Prince House of Payne The Browns ThereYet/FFresh P. F r e s h P ri n c e Rules of Eng Rules of Eng According to Jim Loves Ray American Dad American Dad 5:00 CMT Music CMT Music F Dog & Beth: On the Hunt F Dog & Beth: On the Hunt 4:00 VH1 + Music Various Various T I T in y/ M arryin g V a r i o u s F S.N.L/Th La La F Kard ashians /TT o B e A n n o u n c e d F T h e K a rd a s h i a n s F Total Divas F Total Divas E! News F SexCity /TTBA F Sex & City Gunsmoke Gunsmk. W Gunsmoke Gunsmk. W Gunsmoke Gunsmoke F W Gunsmk. Gunsmoke F :40 Gunsmoke Gunsmoke F :50 Gunsmoke F M Full House Full House Full House Full House Odd Parents SpongeBob SpongeBob Max & Ruby Team Umizoomi Team Umizoomi Dora Explorer Dora Explorer King of the Hill King of the Hill Tom & Jerry Scooby-Doo? Ben 10 Beyblade Pokemon BW NinjaGo Annoying Orange Various Various V ari o u s Fish Hooks P h i n e a s & F e rb L i ttle E i n s te i n s Octonaut/C Chugg. F J ak e /O O c to n a u t F Stuffins/M Mouse M i c k e y M . Jake F Sofia1st/SSt uffins S ofia the First Var io us Various Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program <++ A n g e r M a n a g e m e n t ('03) Jack Nicholson, Adam Sandler. <++ B i g M o m m a s : L i k e F a th e r, L i k e S o n ('11) Martin Lawrence. <++ T w i n D r a g o n s (Act, '92) Maggie Cheung, Jackie Chan. <+++ S u c k e r P u n c h (Fant, '11) Vanessa Hudgens, Emily Browning. <++ S u r ro g at es (Sci-Fi, '09) Radha Mitchell, Bruce Willis. <+++ D e c e p t i o n (Cri, '08) Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor. <+++ D e c e p t i o n (Cri, '08) Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor. <++ S u m m e r o f S a m (Cri, '99) Adrien Brody, John Leguizamo. <++ T h e O n e (Act, '01) Delroy Lindo, Jet Li. <++ B l a c k H a w k D o w n (Act, '01) Eric Bana, Josh Hartnett. F B o u n ty/B Bio F B o u n ty H u n te r F Glades/M Longmire/Tu-Th C.Minds F Glades/M Longmire/Tu-Th C.Minds F G l a d e s /M L o n g m i re /Tu-Th C S I F G l a d e s /M L o n g m i re /Tu-Th C S I F Glades/M Longmire/Tu-Th C.Minds Paid Program O w n er's M a nu a l <++ Bro ken Arro w (Act, '96) Christian Slater, John Travolta. <++ T h e N e g o t i a t o r (Act, '98) Kevin Spacey, Samuel L. Jackson. Low Winter Sun <++ H a c k e r s (Dra, '95) Matthew Lillard, Angelina Jolie. <++ H a n n i b a l ('01) Julianne Moore. <+++ S i g n s (Thril, '02) Joaquin Phoenix, Mel Gibson. <++ P o s e i d o n (Dra, '06) Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell. Movie O w n er's M a nu a l <++ The Haunti ng (Susp, '99) Catherine Zeta-Jones, Liam Neeson. <++ T h e U n i n v i t e d (Dra, '09) Arielle Kebbel, Emily Browning. The Pitch <++++ T h e F re s h m a n (Com, '90) Matthew Broderick, Marlon Brando. <++ Strip e s (Com, '81) Harold Ramis, Bill Murray. Various F UFO Hunt/Tu WildWest/W Marvels V a ri o u s Various Various Various Th P aw n S tars Movie : 4 5 <++++ N a t i o n a l V e l v e t (Fam, '44) Mickey Rooney, Elizabeth Taylor. <++++ L if e Wi th F ath e r ('47) Irene Dunne, William Powell. <++++ F ath er o f th e Brid e 5 : 4 5 <++ G u n s o f t h e T i m b e r l a n d ('60) Alan Ladd. < T w e n t y P l u s T w o ('61) David Janssen. : 1 5 <+++ M a r g i e (Com, '46) < Y o u W e re M e a n t f o r M e ('48) <++ A l C a p o n e (Cri, '59) Martin Balsam, Fay Spain. <++ M i d d l e o f t h e N i g h t (Dra, '59) Kim Novak, Fredric March. <+++ A d a (Dra, '61) Susan Hayward, Dean Martin. <++ A T i c k l i s h A f f a i r (Rom, '63) Gig Young, Shirley Jones. <++ T h e S e c r e t o f M y S u c c e s s ('65) Stella Stevens, Shirley Jones. < P e p e (Mus, '60) Dan Dailey, Cantinflas. 5:30 < I've Got Your Number <+ T h e P e rs o n a l i ty K i d ('34) : 1 5 <++ K a n s a s C i t y P r i n c e s s ('34) <+++ S n o w e d U n d e r ('36) : 4 5 <++ F l y - A w a y B a b y ('37) Glenda Farrell. 5:00 BET Inspiration BET Inspiration F M o v i e /M Moesha Moesha The Parkers The Parkers F Movie/FFamMat F am ily M atters Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Gangland Gangland CSI: NY CSI: NY Tattoo Rescue Tattoo Rescue World's Wildest Police Videos World's Wildest Police Videos Ink Master Ink Master Top Chef Masters Eat, Drink, Love Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles Million Dollar List The Real Housewives of New Jersey Housew ives/NewJersey The Real Housewives Below Deck Below Deck Below Deck Below Deck Below Deck The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Interior Therapy With Jeff Lewis Interior Therapy With Jeff Lewis Top Chef Masters Top Chef Masters Top Chef Masters E a t, D ri n k, L o v e 4 : 0 0 <++ K e e p i n g t h e F a i t h <++ Do wn to Yo u (Rom, '99) Julia Stiles, Freddie Prinze Jr. TBA Millionaire The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Tu F a c t o r F a k e d /W P a ran o r... V a rio u s Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Boss List: Best of SEC Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program

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Friday, August 23, 2013

WEEKDAY AFTERNOON AUGUST 23 TO AUGUST 29 12 UNI KENW KASA KWBQ KASY KOAT KOBR KTEL KBIM KRPV USA ESPNC (25)

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FOOD SYFY ANPL FSN (38)

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A&E AMC (55)

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F To Be Announced Grey's Anatomy F Supernatural / Bones Various F Say Yes to Gold Rush To Be Announced

Wife Swap F Supernatural / Castle Various F Say Yes to Gold Rush To Be Announced

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Various F Supernatural / Castle Various F Say Yes to Gold Rush: South America To Be Announced

Various F Supernatural / Castle Various Say Yes/ Little Gold Rush: South America To Be Announced Amish Mafia To Be Announced

Various M Un w ra p p e d B a re f o o t C o n t. B a re f o o t C o n t. H .M a d e / M e a l s Mex.Easy/D Dinners F Diners /C Chef Diners/3 30 Mins F Diners /G Giada F Diners /G Giad a F Diners/B Barefoot F Diners/B Barefoot Various M Movie Tu F a c t o r F a k e d /W J o e R o g a n ... V a rio u s M Movie Tu H e ro e s o f C o s p l a y/W J o e R... C o s p l a y/ J . R o g a n M M o v i e Various F M Tu WoodsLaw/W Th WoodsLaw S w a m p W a rs To Be Announced Tu TBA Th S w a m p 'd ! Various Th S w am p 'd ! Swing Clinic Poker WPT Golf America Golf Destination Golf America Match Play Baseball Uni Diamondbacks D-Backs Live Baseb all Arz./Phi. MLB 10:30 Soccer Baseb all Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Philadelphia Phillies ML B West Coast Customs Poker WPT Poker WPT The Sub UEF A P re -g am e S o c c e r Champions League UEF A Golf Destination Golf America Match Play Swing Clinic Tee It Up Baseball Uni West Coast Customs List: Best of SEC F o o tb a l l Spring Game NCAA Paid Program Baseb all San Diego Padres vs. Arizona Diamondbacks M LB Boys in the Hall Triathlon Rev 3 Championship Destination Polaris Clean Break List: Best of SEC Icons Coaching Various Various Various Various Various Various Various Various Various Various Various Various Wipeout Cougar Town Friends Friends Friends Friends King-Queens King of Queens Seinfeld Se infeld Seinfeld F On t he H unt Th :45 M o v i e Various F D og Bet h /M Kitchen /W R e c i p e V a rio u s Th M o v i e F Do g Bet h /M Kitchen /W Recip e F Dog Bet h /M Kitchen /W Recip e La La/ TI Tiny Various Various La La/ TI Tiny Various TI Tiny/ La La Various F M Th T I T i n y V a rio u s Various Various F Movie/Tu La La F Sex & City F Sex & City F The Kardashians F Total Divas F Co-ed Nightmares F I Survived a Serial Killer E! News Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza / M A S H M Tu Th M A S H MASH/ :10 MASH M AS H/ M A S H M A S H/F :25 M A S H M A S H/ R e u n i o n M A S H/ R e u n i o n M A S H/ R e u n i o n Bubble Guppies Bubble Guppies PAW Patrol SpongeBob SpongeBob F Parents/SSponge P are n ts / S p o n g e / N e u tro n Fairly Odd Parents Odd Parents SpongeBob SpongeBob Various Various Tom & Jerry Elements Hole in the Wall Various Various Codename J o h n n y / T e e n T i t a J o h n n y/ TeenTita V a r i o u s Various Various Various Various Jessie/ Shake Various Various Phineas & Ferb Various Various Various F S h a k e /A A.N.T. Various Movie Met Mother Met Mother Movie <++ Knig ht and Day (Act, '10) Tom Cruise, Met Your Mother Met Mother Met Mother Met Mother Movie <++ Su rro g ates (Sci-Fi, '09) Radha Mitchell, Bruce Willis. <++ Star Trek (Sci-Fi, '09) Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine. <++ S u m m e r o f S a m (Cri, '99) Adrien Brody, John Leguizamo. <++ V an tag e P o i n t (Act, '08) Sigourney Weaver, Dennis Quaid. <+++ Un s to p p ab l e (Act, '11) Chris Pine, Denzel Washington. <++ V an tag e P o i n t (Act, '08) Sigourney Weaver, Dennis Quaid. <++ Bla ck Hawk Down (Act, '01) Eric Bana, Josh Hartnett. <++ D e u c e B i g a l o w : M a l e G i ... 1 0 : 0 0 <++ B l a c k H a w k D o w n <++ P u s h (Thril, '09) Dakota Fanning, Chris Evans. Met Mother Met Your Mother Two and Half Two and Half Movie F Glades/M Longmire/Tu-Th C.Minds F Glades/M Longmire/Tu-Th First 48 F Glades/M Longmire/Tu-Th First 48 G lad e s / L o n g m i re / F irs t 48 Sto rag e / F irs t 48 F Tu S to ra g e Various Storage/ Duck Dy 1 0 : 0 0 <++ T h e N e g o t i a t o r ('98) <++ T h e R e c r u i t (Thril, '03) Al Pacino, Colin Farrell. <+++ T h e I t a l i a n J o b (Act, '03) Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. 1 0 : 3 0 <++ H a n n i b a l ('01) Julianne Moore. <+++ S i g n s (Thril, '02) Joaquin Phoenix, Mel Gibson. <++ P o s e i d o n (Dra, '06) Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell. 1 1 : 3 0 <++ K i n g K o n g (Act, '05) Naomi Watts, Adrien Brody. <++ Scream (Hor, '96) Courteney Cox, Neve Campbell. <++ T h e M e s s e n g e rs ('07) Penelope Ann Miller, Dylan McDermott. CSI: Miami CSI: Miami CSI: Miami CSI: Miami 1 0 : 3 0 <++ S t r i p e s ('81) <+++ Big (Com, '88) Elizabeth Perkins, Tom Hanks. <++ G r e a s e (Mus, '78) Olivia Newton-John, John Travolta. Various PawnSt. Various Th P a w n S ta rs V a rio u s Th P a w n S ta rs V a rio u s SwampMan Various SwampMan P i c k e rs / P aw n S t. Tu-Th P aw n S tar Movie : 4 5 <+++ F a t h e r ' s L i t t l e D i v i d e n d ('51) : 1 5 <+++ G i a n t (Rom, '56) Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson. :45 Eliz. Taylor Movie : 4 5 <+ A p a r t m e n t f o r P e g g y (Dra, '48) William Holden, Jeanne Crain. < T h e M o d e l a n d t h e M a r r i a g e B r o k e r ('51) Jeanne Crain. <++ D a n g e ro u s C ro s s i n g ('53) Jeanne Crain. <+++ T h e G o o d G u y s a nd t he B a d Gu y s ('69) George Kennedy. <++ After th e F o x (Com, '66) Victor Mature, Peter Sellers. <++++ S e v e n D a y s i n M a y (Susp, '64) Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster. 1 0 : 0 0 < P e p e ('60) Cantinflas. <+++ Elm e r Gan try (Dra, '60) Shirley Jones, Burt Lancaster. : 4 5 <+++ T h e C o u rts h i p o f E d d i e 's F a th e r (Com/Dra, '63) Shirley Jones, Glenn Ford. <++ T h e A d v e n tu ro u s B l o n d e : 1 5 <+ B l o n d e s A t W o r k ('38) Glenda Farrell. <++ To rch y Gets Her M an ('38) :45 <++ To rch y Blan e in C h i ... : 4 5 <++ T o rc h y R u n s f o r M a y o r ('39) M M o v i e / Tu M o v i e / W M o v i e / Th M o v i e F Movie M-W P ar k e r s Movie M-W F a m M a t F a m M a t/ F a m M a t V a rio u s M o v i e s Th B a d 25 M i c h J a c k s o n Gangland Gangland Gangland Gangland Gangland : 5 5 <++ S t e a l t h ('05) Josh Lucas. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Crime Scene Investigation <+++ A B ro n x T a l e (Dra, '93) Chazz Palminteri, Robert De Niro. Tattoo Rescue Tattoo Night. Tattoo Night. Tattoo Night. Tattoo Night. Tattoo Night. Tattoo Night. Tattoo Nightmares Tattoo Night. Ink Master Cops World's Wildest Police Videos World's Wildest Police Videos W o rld 's W i l d e s t P o l i c e V i d e o s World's Wildest Police Videos World's Wildest Police Videos Jail Ink Master Ink Master Ink Master Ink Master Ink Master Cops Housewives/NewJersey Housewives/NewJersey Housewives/NewJersey Housewives/NewJersey The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Real Housewives Below Deck The Real Housewives of Miami The Real Housewives of Miami The Real Housewives Below Deck Below Deck Interior Therapy Interio r Therapy With Jeff Lewis Housewives/NewJersey Eat, Drink, Love Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles Million Dollar List The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Real Housewives The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker T h e M i l l i o n ai r e M a t c h m a k e r The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker

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Big names, big drama Networks roll out promising new programs By Shona Dustan TV Media

all is always an exciting time for television, and this year is no exception. As the major networks prepare to roll out their freshman dramas, viewers have some familiar stories and famous faces to look forward to. Possibly the most anticipated premiere of the season is ABC’s “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,” premiering Tuesday, Sept. 24. Spinning off from Marvel’s ubersuccessful super hero films, the Joss Whedon-helmed show stars Clark Gregg as Agent Phil Coulson and will pick up where “The Avengers” film (2012) left off. The Marvel fans among you will remember that Agent Coulson was, in fact, killed in the film, so how can he be starring in a spinoff? Coulson’s miraculous return is a mystery thus far, but showrunners promise that the reality of the show won’t conflict with the reality of “The Avengers” movie or with any of the Marvel mediums. “Marvel is one universe,” said executive producer Jeff Loeb in a statement. “We’ll try to follow the continuity as best we can.” Gregg isn’t the only one reprising his film role on the small screen. Cobie

Smulders (“How I Met Your Mother”) will also return as Agent Maria Hill in the pilot episode. Don’t worry, though, you won’t need to be an expert in the Marvel universe to enjoy the show. Producer Jeffrey Bell pointed out that they “hope this is big and broad enough for everybody, but ... there are specific things that Marvel fans will recognize.” Also on ABC this fall is “Betrayal,” a romance-drama based on a Dutch series “Overspel” that chronicles a secret and elicit affair between a photographer and a lawyer from a well-connected family. It premieres Sunday, Sept. 29. The stars of “Betrayal” have also frequented the silver screen: Henry Thomas (“Gangs of New York,” 2002), Stuart Townsend (“Queen of the Damned,” 2002) and James Cromwell (“L.A. Confidential,” 1997) are among the top billed. Rounding out ABC’s fall premieres are “Lucky 7,” an ensemble drama about seven coworkers who win the lottery (Tuesday, Sept. 24), and “Once Upon a Time In Wonderland,” the much-anticipated spinoff of ABC successful fairy-tale drama, “Once Upon a Time” (Thursday, Oct. 10). CBS — the No. 1 network for television drama — has only one drama

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James Spader as seen in “The Blacklist” premiering this season, but it’s a prom- solve other crimes, and the first season will feature the likes of Parminder Naising one. “Hostages” will star smallgra (“ER”) and Isabella Rossellini screen veteran Dylan McDermott (“Blue Velvet,” 1986). Viewers will (“The Practice”) as a rogue FBI agent have to wait until October to catch who has taken the family of the presiNBC’s other premieres: “Ironside,” a dent’s doctor hostage. Toni Collette re-boot of the classic cop drama, prestars as said doctor, and she couldn’t mieres Wednesday, Oct. 2, while be more thrilled. Of seeing the script “Dracula,” a new take on the old clasfor the first time, she said: “I found it sic starring Hollywood heartthrob Jonreally exciting to read. It really was a athan Rhys Meyers (“Match Point,” page-turner. I couldn’t put it down.” 2005) as the titular baddie, will begin Complex characters and ambiguous Friday, Oct. 25. motives set “Hostages” up to be yet Fox has only one September debut another success for CBS. It premieres up its sleeve — “Sleepy Hollow,” a Monday, Sept. 23. The peacock network is rolling out a dark, sci-fi-ish update of the tale of the Headless Horseman premieres Monfew dramas of its own this season. day, Sept. 16, and stars “Lost in AusNBC’s heaviest hitter this year will be “The Blacklist,” starring James Spader ten’s” Tom Mison as Ichabod Crane. Fox, in a move that is either very smart (“Lincoln,” 2012) as Red, a criminal at or sort of cowardly, has avoided prethe top of the FBI’s “Most Wanted” list, which premieres Monday, Sept. 23. miering it’s new series alongside those of other networks. You’ll have to wait a When Red inexplicably turns himself few months for its only other drama in, he agrees to help bring down other debut this year. “Almost Human” criminals and terrorists on one condimight be coming late to the party, but tion: that he deals only with rookie it boasts a killer cast and a premise Agent Elizabeth Keen (Megan Boone, “Step Up Revolution,” 2012). The mys- that’s so strange it just might work. tery of why the enigmatic Red will only From the brain of J.J. Abrams comes this “buddy cop” series starring Karl work with Agent Keen will be slowly Urban (“Star Trek Into Darkness,” unraveled as the characters work to

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2013) as a cop who’s part machine and Michael Ealy (“Seven Pounds,” 2008) as his partner, a human-like android. The first episode of “Almost Human” will air Monday, Nov. 4, on Fox. The CW will wait until October to air its new dramas. Last spring, fans caught a glimpse of one of them — “The Originals,” a spinoff of “The Vampire Diaries” set to focus on the lives of the first family of vampires — in what’s known as a “backdoor pilot.” In an episode of “The Vampire Diaries” appropriately titled “The Originals,” vampire siblings Klaus and Elijah established themselves in New Orleans, where the new series will take place. The spinoff will officially debut Thursday, Oct. 3. The new mutant-drama “The Tomorrow People,” premiering Wednesday, Oct. 9, will focus on a group of young people who have ascended to the next stage of human evolution and possess a variety of special powers. “Reign,” kicking off Thursday, Oct. 17, is an imaginative retelling of the life of Mary, Queen of Scots. It seems like there will be something for everyone on TV this fall. Don’t forget to tune in — and keep tuning in — to the shows you hope will last. Friday, August 23, 2013

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Fan favorites return to prime time line-up this fall By Kyla Brewer TV Media

here are so many reasons to look forward to fall. As youngsters file back into classrooms and the season’s harvest floods local farmers markets, primetime welcomes familiar friends and fascinating new characters. For TV fans, there’s no better time of year. It’s always interesting to see what the major networks have cooked up for new shows, but the real draw for many is the return of their favorites, and few are more loyal than fans of TV dramas. Major networks ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC have a mix of police procedurals, medical dramas, legal programs and more lined up for your viewing pleasure. Devotees of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” are likely dying to know what’s going to happen when the NBC drama returns on Wednesday, Sept. 23. Entering its 15th season, the show has more prime-time experience than any of the other returning series. In May’s season finale shocker, Det. Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) faced an armed assailant in her apartment, and her fate is unknown. “SVU” is just one of five strong NBC dramas that were renewed with 22-episode orders in April. The others were “Revolution,” “Chicago Fire,” “Parenthood” and “Grimm.” “These complex shows represent a broad range of genres and tones, and all of them stand out for us in a television landscape now filled with onehour series,” said NBC executive Jennifer Salke. “We’re especially pleased to be renewing ‘Revolution’ and ‘Chicago Fire’ — two first-season successes.” “Revolution” (returning Sept. 25) is of particular interest since it helped NBC out of a ratings slump by drawing an average of nearly 12 million viewers per episode. Boasting J.J. Abrams — the man behind such TV hits as “Lost” and “Alias” — Eric Kripke and Bryan Burk as executive producers, the show about a worldwide power failure had San Diego Comic-Con buzzing when Kripke revealed the nukes launched at the end of last season wouldn’t be stopped. The network’s other offerings have fans drooling for more as well. Last season, fellow newbie “Chicago Fire” (Sept. 24), which is executive produced Friday, August 23, 2013

by“Law & Order” bigwig Dick Wolf, had women everywhere smoldering over the hunky firefighters of a Windy City firehouse, but the addition of beauty Michelle Forbes to the cast in Season 2 could draw male viewers as well. Inspired by the 1989 feature film of the same name, “Parenthood” (Sept. 26) adds actors David Denman and Sonya Walger, who could spell trouble for Julia and Joel’s relationship. Part of the recent fairy-tale trend in prime time, “Grimm” (Oct. 25) offers a new twist on the classic Grimm Brothers’ stories as a detective struggles to protect humans from dangerous mythical creatures. Star David Giuntoli has hinted his character goes to the dark side in the upcoming season. While NBC’s “Law & Order: SVU” may be the oldest returning primetime drama on the major broadcast network block this fall, it isn’t necessarily the most successful. CBS’ uberpopular “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” (Sept. 25) is hard to beat with its combination of quirky characters, creative camera work and special effects. Although it’s dropped in the ratings since its Season 5 26-million-plus viewer heyday, the drama about forensic investigators in Las Vegas is still considered a hit and has been named the most watched show in the world five times. Ted Danson, George Eads, Jorja Fox and Elisabeth Shue will all return for Season 14, which will include the show’s milestone 300th episode. With 10 returning dramas, CBS is obviously doing something right; no other major network even comes close. There’s a reason it’s the No. 1 network and its dramas are among the best on TV. Those include “NCIS,” “NCIS: Los Angeles” and “Person of Interest” (all Sept. 24), as well as “Criminal Minds” (Sept. 25), which is set to celebrate its 200th episode. Sherlock Holmes update “Elementary” (Sept. 26) welcomes new cast member, Rhys Ifans, when Holmes returns to London. “Hawaii Five-0” and “Blue Bloods” both return for their fourth seasons on Friday, Sept. 27. Julianna Margulies will be back in “The Good Wife” (Sept. 29), which celebrates its 100th episode this season, while “The Mentalist” (Sept. 29) fans prepare to find out the identity of Red John by the time the year’s out. In contrast to CBS’s laundry list of options for TV fans, Fox only brings

back one prime-time drama this fall, albeit a good one. “Bones” — the David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel drama about a FBI agent who teams up with a forensic anthropologist — returns Monday, Sept. 16, before making the jump to Fridays on Nov. 8. The big buzz about the show’s ninth season is the expected engagement between Brennan and Booth, a union fans have been awaiting for a long time. ABC clocks in just ahead of NBC with six returning dramas this fall, but who knows how close it might have come to five. In July, there was quite a hullabaloo when “Castle” (Sept. 23) star Nathan Fillion didn’t show up for work, reportedly because of a contract dispute with ABC. It appears things have been smoothed over, however, as the show gears up for Season 6, and fans are left wondering if Beckett will accept Castle’s marriage proposal or take a job in D.C. ABC’s other returning dramas also have plenty to offer viewers this fall. “Nashville” (Sept. 25) has reeled in both “Sharknado” actress Aubrey Peeples and Goldie Hawn’s son, Oliver Hudson, to recurring roles, while the cast of “Revenge” (Sept. 29) prepares to welcome James LeGros in Season 3. Shonda Rhimes’ “Scandal” (Oct. 3) and “Grey’s Anatomy” (Sept. 26) promise a lot of drama for fans this season, especially with “Scandal’s” Ol-

ivia’s affair finally revealed and Meredith’s difficult birth in “Grey’s” season finale. Fairytale aficionados have been buzzing about the possibility of “Once Upon a Time” (Sept. 29) heading to Neverland in Season 3, and it looks like they may be right as it was announced Rose McIver has been cast as Tinkerbell. All in all, fall’s returning dramas have more than enough fresh faces and excitement to satisfy just about everyone’s appetite. Don’t miss your favorites, beginning in September.

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Mary McCormack, Haley Lu Richardson and Jack Falahee star in this original drama. Two people fall in love, but their romance is forbidden in their strict polygamist community. Things get complicated when the Prophet chooses the girl to be his wife.

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mix of animation and live action. A scene in which detective Eddie Valiant (played by Bob Hoskins) is handed a real-life drink by an animated-penguin waiter blew a lot of minds at the time. Roger Rabbit started as a book character, and in fact he lived on as a book character. Two years after the film was released, Wolf released a sequel, “Who P-p-p-plugged Roger Rabbit.” And Wolf announced recently that a third novel would be released in November, called “Who Wacked Roger Rabbit?” But don’t go looking for it in your bookstore. The book will be released first as an e-book by Musa Publishing, which calls itself a “digital-first” imprint, which means at least there is hope of a paper copy in the future. Q: Will Ferrell’s character in “The Other Guys” drives a Toyota Prius, but during the chase scenes, it performs like a sports car. What did they use as a stunt vehicle, or did they make changes to the basic Prius? (For example, it’s a front-wheel-drive car

but they did spinouts on the back wheels.) A: You have an eye for automobile performance. According to the film’s stunt coordinators, Brad Martin, what you saw on screen, part of the time at least, was a Prius frame with a completely different car underneath. He was interviewed for a “Wall Street Journal” article that calls the Prius the “unsung hero” of the buddy-cop comedy. Its presence in the film is essentially a running joke — the sensible, environmentally friendly car is driven by Will Ferrell’s character, who is supposed to be a sensible, square desk jockey, as a contrast to his tough and wild partner, played by Mark Wahlberg. According to the article, the film used three different Prius cars, two more or less from the factory and one rebuilt like a rally-race car. Among the custom features was, as you point out, rear-wheel drive.

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Friday, August 23, 2013

Sports Zone FRIDAY 7:00 a.m. (25) ITF Tennis Classics 1984 U.S. Open

7:30 a.m. (38) NCAA Football Spring Game

9:00 a.m. (25) ITF Tennis Classics 1989 U.S. Open

11:00 a.m. (25) ITF Tennis Classics 1995 U.S. Open (27) WTA Tennis New Haven Open Semifinal

Live

12:30 p.m.

2:30 p.m. (8) Horse Racing Travers Stakes Live

3:00 p.m.

(25) ITF Tennis Classics 1990 U.S. Open

Semifinal, McEnroe vs. Connors

(27) ATP Tennis Winston-Salem Open Semifinal

Live

2:00 p.m. (26) NFL Live Live

3:00 p.m. (27) College Football Live Live

3:30 p.m.

5:00 p.m.

MONDAY

(26) H.S. Football Kick-Off Booker T. Washington

7:00 a.m.

(FL) vs. Norcross (GA) Live (27) WNBA Basketball Chicago Sky vs. Atlanta Dream Live (38) MLB Baseball Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Philadelphia Phillies Live

4:00 p.m.

6:00 p.m. (6) NFL Football Cincinnati Bengals vs. Dallas

Cowboys Pre-season Live (10) NFL Football St. Louis Rams vs. Denver Broncos Pre-season Live

7:00 p.m. (9) MFL Fútbol Monterrey vs. Leon Live

8:00 p.m. (26) Baseball Tonight Live (27) H.S. Football Kickoff Central CA vs. Valor

Christian CO Live

8:30 p.m. (38) H.S. Football Sollenberger Classic Salpointe

vs. Liberty Live

SUNDAY

5:00 p.m. (27) WTA Tennis New Haven Open Semifinal

5:30 p.m. (26) NASCAR Auto Racing Food City 250

Nationwide Series Live

6:00 p.m. (10) NFL Football Seattle Seahawks vs. Green

Bay Packers Pre-season Live

7:00 p.m. (27) Friday Night Fights Special

7:30 p.m. (27) Boxing Friday Night Fights Mendez vs.

Usmanee Live

7:30 a.m. (26) The Sports Reporters

8:30 a.m. (27) The Sports Reporters

9:00 a.m. (26) Baseball Little League World Series Third

Place Game Live

10:00 a.m. (10) USTA Tennis Arthur Ashe Kids Day Live (27) H.S. Football Kickoff Beech (TN) vs. Station

Camp (TN) Live (60) Xtreme 4x4

7:30 a.m. (27) The Herbie Awards

10:00 a.m. (26) H.S. Football Kick-Off Apopka (FL) vs.

Byrnes (SC) Live (27) NASCAR Now Live (60) Xtreme 4x4

10:30 a.m. (7) Baseball Little League World Series

International Championship Game Live (8) EPL Soccer Liverpool vs. Aston Villa Live (10) ATP Tennis Winston-Salem Open Final Live

11:00 a.m. (27) MLL Lacrosse Playoffs Semifinal Live

11:30 a.m. (38) Triathlon Rev 3 Championship

12:30 p.m. (8) Cycling U.S. Pro Challenge Stage 6 Loveland

to Ft. Collins Live

1:00 p.m. (10) PGA Golf The Barclays Round 3 Live (26) SportscenterU (27) WTA Tennis New Haven Open

Championship Live (38) H.S. Football Florida Kickoff Classic Plant vs. Godby Live

1:30 p.m.

11:30 a.m. (8) Triathlon Ironman World Championship (10) U.S. Open Preview (38) MLB Baseball Arizona Diamondbacks vs.

Philadelphia Phillies Live

12:00 p.m. (10) PGA Golf The Barclays Final Round Live (40) MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves vs. St. Louis

1:00 p.m. (7) Baseball Little League World Series

Championship Live (26) H.S. Football Kick-Off American Heritage (FL) vs. Cypress Bay (FL) Live (27) MLL Lacrosse Playoffs Championship Live

2:00 p.m. (4) NFL Football New Orleans Saints vs.

Houston Texans Pre-season Live (8) Cycling U.S. Pro Challenge Stage 7 Denver Circuit Race Live

3:00 p.m. (27) NPF Fast Pitch Playoffs Championship

5:00 p.m. (8) Flag Football Madden Pigskin Pro-Am (26) Baseball Tonight Live (27) Skateboarding Street League Live

5:30 p.m. (38) NFL Football San Diego Chargers vs.

Arizona Cardinals Pre-season Live

6:00 p.m. (8) NFL Football Minnesota Vikings vs. San

(26) H.S. Football Kick-Off Lincoln (FL) vs. South

(26) MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox vs. Los

Gwinnett (GA) Live

Friday, August 23, 2013

10:00 a.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard

10:30 a.m.

Francisco 49ers Pre-season Live

Angeles Dodgers Live

12:30 p.m.

Women’s

11:00 a.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard (27) ITF Tennis U.S. Open First Round Live

12:00 p.m.

1:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Florida vs. Texas

A&M September 8, 2012

2:00 p.m. (26) NFL Live Live

3:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Notre Dame vs.

(38) MLB Baseball Arizona Diamondbacks vs.

Philadelphia Phillies

1:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard

2:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard (26) NFL Live Live

3:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard

5:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Notre Dame vs.

(25) Wrestling Global Supercard (26) Poker World Series Main Event

7:30 p.m. (38) MLB Baseball San Diego Padres vs. Arizona

Diamondbacks Live

8:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard (26) Poker World Series Main Event

9:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard

11:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard

4:00 p.m.

6:00 a.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics South Carolina vs.

Georgia September 10, 2011

(38) WPT Poker Seminole Hard Rock Showdown

8:00 a.m.

5:00 p.m.

(25) NCAA Football Classics South Carolina vs.

(24) WWE Monday Night Raw (25) Battle of the Network Stars

7:15 p.m. (25) Basketball Classics 1984 Harlem

Globetrotters

7:30 p.m. (38) MLB Baseball San Diego Padres vs. Arizona

Diamondbacks Live

8:00 p.m. (26) Baseball Tonight Live

8:15 p.m. (25) Boxing Classics 1988 Canadian

Michigan 2012 Outback Bowl

(38) UEFA Soccer Champions League

10:00 a.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Georgia vs.

Georgia Tech November 28, 2009

10:30 a.m. (38) UEFA Champions League Highlights

11:00 a.m. (27) ITF Tennis U.S. Open Men’s First Round/

Women’s Second Round Live

12:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Nebraska vs. Georgia

Capital One Bowl (38) UEFA Champions League Pre-game Live

12:30 p.m. (38) UEFA Soccer Champions League Live

1:50 p.m.

Heavyweight Title Ruddock vs. Lakusta

9:00 p.m.

(2) Fútbol

2:00 p.m.

(25) PBA Bowling

10:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Clemson vs.

Florida State September 22, 2012 (27) Baseball Tonight Live

11:00 p.m. (27) NFL Live

TUESDAY 7:00 a.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Florida State vs.

Clemson September 24, 2011

9:00 a.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Clemson vs.

Maryland October 15, 2011

11:00 a.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Florida vs. South

Carolina November 10, 2007

(27) ITF Tennis U.S. Open First Round Live

12:00 p.m. (38) UEFA Champions League Pre-game Live

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11:30 p.m. (27) NFL Live

12:00 a.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Cincinnati vs.

Louisville October 26, 2012

THURSDAY 6:00 a.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Wisconsin vs.

Oregon 2012 Rose Bowl

8:00 a.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Arkansas vs.

Alabama September 15, 2007

(38) UEFA Soccer Champions League

10:00 a.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Alabama vs.

Louisiana State University 2012 BCS National Championship

10:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard (27) Baseball Tonight Live

WEDNESDAY

(25) Wrestling Global Supercard (26) MLB Baseball Live (27) ITF Tennis U.S. Open First Round Live

11:00 p.m. (27) NASCAR Now

7:00 p.m.

(38) WPT Poker Seminole Hard Rock Showdown

4:30 p.m.

Bowl

(27) Baseball Tonight Live

Oklahoma October 27, 2012 (27) ITF Tennis U.S. Open First Round Live

3:30 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard

10:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Florida vs. Louisville Sugar

Michigan September 16, 1989

(25) Wrestling Global Supercard

12:30 p.m.

(26) Baseball Tonight Live

(38) UEFA Soccer Champions League Live

(38) NCAA Soccer Lamar vs. Northern Arizona

Cardinals Live

(4) MLB Baseball Live (7) Baseball Little League World Series U.S.

Championship Game Live

9:00 a.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard

6:00 p.m. 11:00 a.m.

(2) MFL Fútbol Veracruz vs. Toluca Live

SATURDAY

Oklahoma State 2012 Fiesta Bowl

Race Sprint Cup Series Live

(25) ITF Tennis Classics 1980 U.S. Open

Live (38) MLB Baseball Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Philadelphia Phillies Live

(25) NCAA Football Classics Stanford vs.

5:30 p.m. (7) NASCAR Auto Racing Irwin Tools Night

(27) NASCAR Auto Racing Irwin Tools Night

Race Sprint Cup Series Qualifying Live

Sounders FC Live

(27) NPF Fast Pitch Playoffs Championship Live

(38) WPT Poker Seminole Hard Rock Showdown

1:00 p.m.

8:00 p.m. (27) MLS Soccer Portland Timbers vs. Seattle

(25) NCAA Football Classics Texas A&M vs.

Mississippi (Ole Miss) October 6, 2012

(26) NFL Live Live

4:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Texas A&M vs.

Louisiana Tech October 13, 2012

4:30 p.m. (38) NCAA Football Spring Game

5:00 p.m. (26) MLB Baseball Live (27) ITF Tennis U.S. Open Men’s First Round/

Women’s Second Round Live

6:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics California vs.

Stanford November 19, 2011

7:30 p.m. (38) MLB Baseball San Diego Padres vs. Arizona

Diamondbacks Live

8:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Stanford vs. USC

October 29, 2011

10:30 a.m. (38) UEFA Champions League Highlights

11:00 a.m. (27) ITF Tennis U.S. Open Second Round Live

12:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics California vs. Ohio

State September 15, 2012

12:30 p.m. (38) MLB Baseball San Diego Padres vs. Arizona

Diamondbacks

1:00 p.m. (26) College Football Live Live

1:50 p.m. (2) Fútbol

2:00 p.m. (25) NCAA Football Classics Wisconsin vs. Ohio

State October 29, 2011

3:00 p.m. (26) College Football Live Live (38) Triathlon Rev 3 Championship

4:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard (26) NCAA Football North Carolina vs. South

Carolina Live

5:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard (27) ITF Tennis U.S. Open Second Round Live

6:00 p.m. (6) NFL Football Houston Texans vs. Dallas

Cowboys Pre-season Live

(25) Wrestling Global Supercard

6:30 p.m. (5) Broncos Pre-Game Show

7:00 p.m. (5) NFL Football Arizona Cardinals vs. Denver

Broncos Pre-season Live

(26) College Football Live Kickoff Special Live

7:15 p.m. (26) NCAA Football Mississippi (Ole Miss) vs.

Vanderbilt Live

8:30 p.m. (38) H.S. Football Sollenberger Classic Salpointe

vs. Liberty

10:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard

11:00 p.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard (27) Baseball Tonight Live

12:00 a.m. (25) Wrestling Global Supercard

Roswell Daily Record: Sports Aug 23, 2013 to Aug 29, 2013

Cooking thisweek FRIDAY 4:00 p.m.

Anne on top: Burrell’s rising to the top of the heap By Andrew Warren TV Media

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

TUESDAY

4:30 p.m. 5:00 p.m. 5:30 p.m. 6:00 p.m.

4:00 p.m.

(35) Restaurant Stakeout

5:00 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 5:30 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 6:00 p.m. (35) Iron Chef America 7:00 p.m. (35) The Great Food Truck Race 8:00 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 8:30 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9:00 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9:30 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10:00 p.m. (35) Beat Bobby Flay 10:30 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

SUNDAY 3:00 p.m.

9:30 p.m.

10:00 p.m. 10:30 p.m.

3:00 p.m.

(35) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef

3:30 p.m.

(35) 30 Minute Meals

4:00 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

4:30 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

5:00 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

5:30 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

6:00 p.m.

(35) The Pioneer Woman

6:30 p.m.

(35) Trisha’s Southern Kitchen (35) Chopped (35) Chopped (35) Chopped (35) Chopped

7:00 p.m. 8:00 p.m. 9:00 p.m.

10:00 p.m.

WEDNESDAY 3:30 p.m.

(35) 30 Minute Meals

4:00 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home (41) Top Secret Recipe

4:30 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

5:00 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa (41) Top Secret Recipe

5:30 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

6:00 p.m.

(35) Food Court Wars

(35) The Pioneer Woman

(35) Restaurant Stakeout

(35) Sandwich King

4:00 p.m.

TVScreens

9:00 p.m.

6:30 p.m.

SATURDAY

Anne Burrell stars in “Chef Wanted With Anne Burrell” ular restaurants across the city. job interview, where the slightest Aside from “Chef Wanted,” Burslip-up can end the interview for the rell’s kept busy with her other hopeful — and their screen time. The latest episode, airing Aug. 29, shows. She shares professional finds Burrell at a Boston restaurant techniques with at-home cooks in “Secrets of a Restaurant Chef,” and with an intriguing twist for the apover three seasons took on three plicants — they’ll have to manage other chefs in head-to-head battles the meals for an entire chain of popin “Worst Cooks in America,” finally losing out to Bobby Flay in the show’s fourth season. She’s competed in “Next Iron Chef: Super Chefs” as well as “Chopped.” Cleary, Burrell has the drive and the energy to keep up with the Food B/Economy Motors Network’s more established stars, and there’s no signs of her slowing 2 x 2" down any time soon. With the third season of “Chef Wanted With Anne Burrell” going strong, this unique TV chef is definitely one to check out.

8:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

7:00 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 7:30 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9:00 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9:30 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10:00 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10:30 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

ood is a big deal. It keeps us alive, it keeps us healthy, but most of all it’s just one of life’s greatest pleasures. Like any other “big thing,” the food world has its celebrities, now more than ever. The Food Network especially has done its part to create stars of the culinary world; even casual watchers of the network recognize Bobby Flay, Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri. Well, those celebrities may need to watch their backs, because Chef Anne Burrell is fast building her own brand of stardom. Easily one of the most recognizable personalities on the Food Network, thanks to her distinctively wild blond hair, the Culinary Institute of America grad got her television start in a rather humble way — as a sous chef to one of the greats. Way back in 2005, she was invited to serve as one of Chef Mario Batali’s sous chefs on the set of “Iron Chef America,” a position she holds to this day. This, however, was just the beginning. Today, she’s sitting atop a TV heap that keeps on growing. Her latest project is “Chef Wanted With Anne Burrell,” which launched its third season earlier this month. In “Chef Wanted,” Burrell visits restaurants scattered across the nation that are looking for new executive chefs, and puts four applicants through their paces. It’s the ultimate

8:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

5:00 p.m. (35) Mystery Diners 5:30 p.m. (35) Mystery Diners 6:00 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 6:30 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 7:00 p.m. (35) The Shed 7:30 p.m. (35) Bubba-Q 8:00 p.m. (35) The Great Food Truck Race 10:00 p.m. (35) The Great Food Truck Race

MONDAY 4:00 p.m. (35) Giada at Home (41) Hell’s Kitchen 4:30 p.m. (35) Giada at Home 5:00 p.m. (35) Barefoot Contessa (41) Hell’s Kitchen 5:30 p.m. (35) Barefoot Contessa 6:00 p.m. (35) The Pioneer Woman 6:30 p.m. (35) Bobby Flay’s Barbecue Addiction 7:00 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 7:30 p.m. (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

6:30 p.m. 7:00 p.m.

(4) Masterchef (35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

7:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

8:00 p.m.

(61) Top Chef Masters

10:00 p.m.

(61) Top Chef Masters

THURSDAY 3:00 p.m.

(35) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef

3:30 p.m.

(35) 30 Minute Meals

4:00 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

4:30 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

5:00 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

5:30 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

6:00 p.m.

(35) The Pioneer Woman

6:30 p.m.

(35) Trisha’s Southern Kitchen (35) Chopped (35) Chopped (35) Chopped

7:00 p.m. 8:00 p.m.

10:00 p.m.

Roswell Daily Record: Food Aug 23, 2013 to Aug 29, 2013

Friday, August 23, 2013

Television Crossword ACROSS 1 Music pace in 60 seconds [acronym] 4 “__ of Fools” (1965) 8 “__ Vegas” 11 “Hawaii Five-0” prop 12 Actress Elizabeth of “La Bamba” (1987) 13 “The __ Van Dyke Show” 14 The ‘A’ of Q&A, for short 15 “__ of Eden” (1955) 16 Better Than __ (Rock band) 17 Three-worded series Leonard Nimoy hosted... 20 “Special __ w/ Bret Baier” on FOX News 21 Colleague to Bones and Spock 25 Li’l ruler measurements 26 Is rife with 27 Association [abbr.] 29 Internet connection letters 30 Tennis player Bobby who famously lost to Billie Jean King in 1973 33 “Raiders of the Lost __” (1981) 35 Senior group members 37 “Beverly Hills, 90210” character 40 Game show Chuck Woolery hosted, “Love __” 42 Peter of “The Monkees” 45 Pledge

46 47 48 49

“America’s __ Talent” Varied mixture Tip to ‘mistic’ (Upbeat) Charlemagne’s realm [acronym] 50 Ms. Ryan 51 Mr. Diggs 52 Writer Mr. Eliot’s DOWN 1 Lisa’s role on “The Facts of Life” 2 Type of pasta 3 “The Muppet Show” character: 2 wds. 4 Singer Britney 5 “Raining in My __” by Buddy Holly 6 Etched [abbr.] 7 Routes 8 Hollywood legend Ms. Taylor, to fans 9 Word type SYTYCD is, for short 10 Music style 13 Robinson Crusoe author, Daniel __ 18 Geological time division 19 Calendar abbr. 22 Star of ‘80s sitcom “Too Close for Comfort”: 2 wds. 23 Xerox, et al. 24 Couture monogram 27 Sequence, shortly 28 Duran Duran hit 31 GEICO commercials lizard

32 __-Caps (Candy) 33 Meathead’s father-inlaw 34 Soak flax 36 Nose-in-the-air type 37 Wilma’s friend on “The Flintstones” 38 Jim Morrison’s band, The __ 39 Poker stakes 41 Wine valley of California 42 Mr. Cruise 43 “Bravo!” 44 Set up

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Friday, August 23, 2013

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8:00 p.m.

Tanked! Brett and Wayde go Hollywood in this new episode. Get the inside scoop on some of the stunning creations the businessmen have built for Hollywood’s elite, from Tracy Morgan’s massive shark tank to Neil Patrick Harris’ Houdini-themed aquarium.

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8:30 a.m.

Tenkai Knights When four friends are transported through a magical portal, they enter a mysterious land and take up the mantle of the Tenkai Knights in this new animated series. In this premiere, Guren Nash is the new kid in town, but he quickly befriends Ceylan.

Sunday (36)

7:00 p.m.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra The classic toys come to actionpacked life in this movie based on the G.I. Joe toy franchise. When a weapon that uses nanotechnology falls into the wrong

Bugs and Daffy as seen in “The Looney Tunes Show”

hands, an elite military unit must stop them before they take over the world.

Tuesday (49)

9:00 p.m.

The Looney Tunes Show Daffy sees green in this new episode. Bugs welcomes his childhood friend Rodney when he comes for a visit, causing a jealous Daffy to travel back in time to ensure he becomes Bugs’ oldest

friend. Bugs and Daffy are roommates in this updated series.

Thursday (37)

4:30 p.m.

Swamp’d! Enjoy an evening with Ricky, TMonkey and the rest as Animal Planet presents several episodes of this entertaining series about a Louisiana swamp bait shack. First up, Ricky and T-Monkey risk their lives to catch the family dinner.

Pain & Gain When ex-con Daniel Lugo lands a job at an L.A. gym, he finds himself lusting after a wealthy patron’s riches. Devising a get-rich-quick scheme involving kidnapping and extortion, Daniel recruits fellow bodybuilders Adrian Doorbal (a trainer at the gym whose use of steroids has rendered him impotent) and Paul Doyle (a recently released convict who found God) to help him. While the trio have plenty of muscle, they lack the brains required to execute the plan properly. For a time, the plan works, and Daniel’s charm and newfound wealth allow him to live what he sees as “the American Dream.” Inevitably, though, their plan unravels, and so do the conspirators in this true story. Director: Michael Bay. Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Anthony Mackie, Tony Shalhoub, Ed Harris. 2013. 129 min. Comedy. The Great Gatsby Aspiring banker Nick Carraway moves to New York in the summer of 1922 where he meets Jay Gatsby, his exceptionally rich and enigmatic neighbor. As Nick grows closer to Gatsby and learns more about the elusive millionaire’s shadowy past, he begins to unravel the mystery behind his new

friend’s lavish lifestyle. Director: Baz Luhrmann. Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joel Edgerton, Tobey Maguire, Carey Mulligan, Isla Fisher. 2013. 143 min. Drama. At Any Price Hoping to expand his family’s corn seed empire, Henry Whipple enlists the help of his rebellious son Dean, who’d rather be racing cars than working for his father. When a high-stakes investigation into the Whipple family farming business is exposed, the already tumultuous relationship between father and son is pushed to the limits and the entire family’s livelihood is threatened. Director: Ramin Bahrani. Stars: Dennis Quaid, Zac Efron, Kim Dickens, Maika Monroe, Heather Graham. 2012. 105 min. Drama. Super Buddies When Budderball, Mudbud, BDawg, Buddha and Rosebud stumble upon rings that grant them each unique superpowers, they call upon their new-found abilities to help save the planet from a shape-shifting bully from outer space. Director: Robert Vince. Stars: John Ratzenberger, Michael Teigen, Jason Earles. 2013. 130 min. Family.

Late Laughs Conan: Conan O’Brien Pope Francis today said he will not judge priests who are gay. In response, gay priests said they will not judge Pope Francis for wearing that robe with those shoes. The inventor of the world’s first artificial, test-tube hamburger said that “it looks, feels and hopefully tastes like meat.” He was immediately sued by Arby’s for stealing their slogan. A high school in Arkansas is letting teachers carry concealed weapons. So now when students want to ask a question, they raise both hands. Friday, August 23, 2013

Today, after years of waiting, peace talks resumed between the Israelis and Palestinians. No, wait. I’m sorry. This cue card is from 1979. And 1984. And 1988.

The Tonight Show: Jay Leno In Oregon, a guy tried to rob a gun store with a baseball bat. They’re calling it the most ineffective use of a bat since the Miami Marlins! There’s a big fight in the Republican Party between Chris Christie and Rand Paul. In an effort to end the spat, Paul offered to have a beer with Christie. But Christie refused. Christie said: “It’s going to take a lot more than a beer to win me over. You’re going to need wings,

stuffed potato skins, tater tots, ribs, onion rings — I need the whole deal.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Jimmy Kimmel Hawaii has a new service that they hope will reduce the homeless population. What they do is buy the homeless people a one-way ticket back home. I don’t know how you can go home if you’re homeless.

Late Night: Jimmy Fallon It’s been a rough week for Anthony Weiner. His campaign manager in the race for mayor just quit because of Weiner’s newest scandal. And it’s tough finding a replacement because every time he emails

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he said, “Anything but Cinnabon.” It’s rumored that AMC’s show “The Walking Dead” is adding a zombie baby to the cast for next season. That’s right, a drooling, hungry creature that can’t talk or listen to reason — most people just call that “a baby.”

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Athletes from around the globe gather to compete in a gruelling Ironman triathlon event. Considered to be among the toughest athletic competitions in the world, the Ironman events consist of a 2.4-mile swim, a 112-mile bike race and 26.2-mile run.

Family Dance Off (7)

7:00 p.m.

Five families who love dancing compete for the chance to win a $10,000 prize in this premiere onehour special. “Dancing With the Stars” favorite Derek Hough hosts the program, which showcases families with a variety of backgrounds and styles.

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8:00 p.m.

Dirk tries to help Vanessa, who needs to transform a tattoo she got out of spite. As he attempts to turn the terrifying piece into a work of art, Ruckus sets up an appointment with a client who has an unbelievable animal tattoo.

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8:05 p.m.

As Damon’s (James Ransone) crew prepares for the opening of the Blind Pig, Frank (Mark Strong) and Geddes (Lennie James) attempt to cover up the evidence in McCann’s murder in this new episode. The drama is based on the award-winning British miniseries.

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Soap Opera Update By Andrew Sawyer TV Media For the week of August 12 - 16 The Bold and the Beautiful Maya is devastated when Rick misses the premier of her series. Carter provides a shoulder to cry on and a bottle of wine and before long he and Maya end up in bed together. The next day Maya reads many apologetic texts from Rick and immediately regrets her actions. Carter tries to convince Maya that he’s better for her, but Maya reconciles with Rick as she tries to keep her night with Carter a secret. Meanwhile, as Brooke enjoys the sights and sounds of Monte Carlo she is surprised with a grand gesture from Bill. Later, a conflicted Brooke turns Bill down on his offer in order not to jeopardize her tenuous relationship with Katie any further. Wyatt visits Spencer Publications for the first time and Liam gives his brother an overview of the family’s drama, including Bill’s current marital issues with Katie. Days of Our Lives Sami fears for her life in jail, while EJ

works overtime to clear her name. Later, Sami gets both good and bad news at her bail hearing and EJ asks Rafe for a risky favor to help her case. Jennifer, Hope, Julie, Kayla, Adrienne and Nicole enjoy an interesting afternoon when they get together for a book club meeting and mistakenly eat “special” donuts that JJ made. Theresa continues trying to get Daniel’s attention, but he’s busy considering Jennifer’s proposal that he carry on a secret relationship with her. Kristen worries that Eric will remember what she did to him as they work closely together on the scholarship program. Later, Kristen confides in Jennifer that she might be pregnant. Meanwhile, Brady and Nicole have a heartfelt conversation about the anniversary of Madison’s death. Will confronts Brent when his insecurities about him reach the breaking point. General Hospital Maxie attends a Lamaze class in preparation for the birth of the baby. Later, Maxie joins Dante, Lulu and others for an interesting night of karaoke. A confused Silas goes to Ava and demands she tell him the truth once and for all. After chasing leads

that point to Australia and then a country home in Ireland, Luke finally arrives at Jerry’s hideout. Once there, Luke starts putting the pieces together and realizes there is more to the puzzle than Jerry and Faison. Obrecht’s diabolical master plan becomes murderous and soon the truth about him comes to light. Mac and Felicia are thrown for a loop when they stumble into a surprise party thrown in their honor. Lucy gets the ball rolling on the wedding ceremony about to take place, but she’s interrupted by an event no one in Port Charles could have expected. The Young and the Restless The blogger’s rumors take hold of Lily and she is consumed with jealousy when she comes home to find Cane and Hilary laughing as they work together on the couch. Under hypnosis, Neil remembers drinking with Rose in a motel room and is horrified when he discovers that she died soon after he left her. Dylan sets up a surprise wedding for he and Chelsea at the loft and they exchange rings that belonged to Dylan’s parents. Soon after the happy couple ties the knot, Chelsea goes into labor and Dylan is

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Competition is cutthroat as the talented home cooks face more culinary challenges in this new episode. Joe Bastianich, Gordon Ramsay and Graham Elliot put amateur chefs to the test as they search for a home cook with the chops to write a cookbook.

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Best Movies FRIDAY 12:00 p.m. (36) “Freddy vs. Jason” ++ (Horror,2003)

Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger. Two killers return to terrorize local teenagers and end up facing off against each other. (2h)

12:45 p.m. (57) “Father’s Little Dividend” +++

(Comedy,1951) Elizabeth Taylor, Spencer Tracy. A father’s peace and quiet is shattered when he learns he’s about to become a grandfather. (1h30)

1:00 p.m. (55) “The Recruit” ++ (Thriller,2003) Al

Pacino, Colin Farrell. A mentor asks a talented young CIA trainee to help find a mole inside the agency. (2h30)

1:30 p.m. (53) “Knight and Day” ++ (Action,2010)

Tom Cruise. A secret agent realizes he is not expected to live through his current mission. (30m)

2:00 p.m. (53) “Knight and Day” ++ (Action,2010)

Tom Cruise. A secret agent realizes he is not expected to live through his current mission. (2h) (59) “Lakeview Terrace” ++ (Thriller,2008) Samuel L. Jackson, Patrick Wilson. A couple move into a new home and their neighbor turns out to be an unstable cop. (2h30)

2:15 p.m. (57) “Giant” +++ (Romance,1956) Elizabeth

Taylor, Rock Hudson. A rivalry unfolds between a wealthy Texas rancher and a former ranch hand. (3h30)

3:30 p.m. (55) “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003)

Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. Thieves plan the heist of their lives by creating the largest traffic jam in L.A. history. (2h30)

4:55 p.m. (60) “Stealth” ++ (Action,2005) Jessica Biel,

Josh Lucas. A computerized jet develops a mind of its own and will incite a war if it isn’t stopped. (2h32)

5:30 p.m. (42) “How Stella Got Her Groove Back”

++ (Drama,1998) Angela Bassett, Taye Diggs. A successful stockbroker begins a love affair with a younger man while on vacation. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (32) “Independence Day” +++ (Sci-

Fi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. A group of people race against time to try to save the world from alien invaders. (3h30) (55) “The Departed” +++ (Thriller,2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. Working for the State Police and the Irish Mafia, two men go undercover to get evidence. (3h30) (57) “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof” ++++ (Drama,1958) Elizabeth Taylor, Paul Newman. A former football player struggles with alcohol, his alienated wife and his dying father. (2h)

workers recruits a Vietnam vet to help deliver medical supplies. (2h01)

8:00 p.m. (53) “Hereafter” ++ (Drama,2010) Matt

Damon, Cécile De France. The lives of three people are affected and drastically changed by death. (3h) (57) “Suddenly, Last Summer” +++ (Drama,1959) Elizabeth Taylor, Katharine Hepburn. A dowager tries to buy a lobotomy to silence the woman who witnessed her son’s murder. (2h)

8:30 p.m. (59) “The Best Man” ++ (Romance,1999)

Nia Long, Taye Diggs. A wedding celebration is disrupted by a revealing novel that was written by the best man. (2h30)

9:00 p.m. (40) “Big Daddy” ++ (Comedy,1999) Adam

Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams. An irresponsible bachelor’s life is altered when he ends up taking care of a little boy. (2h) (41) “Wild Hogs” ++ (Comedy,2007) John Travolta, William H. Macy. Men try to put their troubles behind them as they set out on a road trip on their Harleys. (3h)

9:30 p.m. (32) “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” +++

(Sci-Fi,1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. A machine is sent back in time to protect a boy who will be the savior of the world. (2h30) (55) “Scarface” ++++ (Crime Story,1983) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer. A Cuban refugee pursues the American dream by moving to the top of the Florida drug trade. (4h) (60) “The Expendables” ++ (Action,2010) Eric Roberts, Jet Li. A group of mercenaries travel to South America to overthrow a dictator. (2h30) (61) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” ++ (Comedy,2003) Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey. Two people try to further their careers by starting a relationship under false pretences. (2h30)

10:00 p.m. (57) “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”

++++ (Drama,1966) Elizabeth Taylor,

Richard Burton. Two couples get together for an all-night session of bitter conversation. (2h30)

10:30 p.m. (42) “Menace II Society” +++

(Drama,1993) Larenz Tate, Tyrin Turner. An 18-year-old and his friends try to cope with the realities of inner-city life. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (59) “Civil Brand” ++ (Drama,2002) Lisa

Raye, Mos Def. An abused woman teams up with her fellow jail inmates to protest their work environment. (2h)

SATURDAY 12:00 p.m. (32) “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” +++

Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. A man’s life is turned upside-down when he is required to say yes to every opportunity. (2h) (61) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” ++ (Comedy,2003) Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey. Two people try to further their careers by starting a relationship under false pretences. (2h30)

(Sci-Fi,1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. A machine is sent back in time to protect a boy who will be the savior of the world. (2h30) (36) “The Golden Compass” ++ (Fantasy,2007) Daniel Craig, Nicole Kidman. A girl is guided by a mysterious compass in the search for her kidnapped friend. (2h30) (49) “Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry” ++ (Animated,2005) Tom and Jerry compete in a death-defying car race in an attempt to win an expensive house. (1h30)

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7:00 p.m. (40) “Yes Man” ++ (Comedy,2008) Jim

(60) “Rambo” ++ (Action,2008) Julie Benz,

Sylvester Stallone. A group of Christian aid

Friday, August 23, 2013

(57) “Made for Each Other” +++

(Drama,1939) Carole Lombard, James

Stewart. A young married couple struggles to keep their love alive. (1h45)

2:00 p.m. (6) “Mr. Jealousy” +++ (Comedy,1997)

Annabella Sciorra, Eric Stoltz. A boyfriend joins a therapy group to learn more about his girlfriend’s past lover. (2h)

2:30 p.m. (32) “Independence Day” +++ (Sci-

Fi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. A group of people race against time to try to save the world from alien invaders. (3h30) (36) “Children of Men” ++++ (Sci-Fi,2006) Clive Owen, Julianne Moore. In 2027, a pregnant teenager becomes a barren Earth’s hope for salvation. (2h) (57) “Bachelor Mother” ++++ (Comedy,1939) Charles Coburn, Ginger Rogers. A woman finds an infant on her doorstep and learns to cope with everyone’s assumptions. (1h30) (59) “The Women of Brewster Place” ++++ (Drama,1989) Oprah Winfrey, Robin Givens. Seven women struggle to overcome poverty and racism in a rundown city tenement building. Part 1 of 2 (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (57) “Heaven Can Wait” ++++

(Comedy,1943) Don Ameche, Gene Tierney. A man recalls his sinful past as he requests admission to Hades. (2h)

4:30 p.m. (36) “Repo Men” ++ (Sci-Fi,2010) Forest

Whitaker, Jude Law. In a future where artificial organs can be bought on credit, they can also be repossessed. (2h30)

5:00 p.m. (44) “Men in Black” +++ (Sci-Fi,1997)

Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. A cop is recruited by a secret organization to help control Earth’s alien population. (2h30) (53) “Dragonball Evolution” ++ (Action,2009) Yun-Fat Chow, Justin Chatwin. A young man searches for seven orbs in order to stop an evil lord from ruling the world. (2h) (59) “The Women of Brewster Place” ++++ (Drama,1989) Oprah Winfrey, Robin Givens. Seven women struggle to overcome poverty and racism in a rundown city tenement building. Part 2 of 2 (2h30)

5:30 p.m. (60) “Rambo” ++ (Action,2008) Julie Benz,

Sylvester Stallone. A group of Christian aid workers recruits a Vietnam vet to help deliver medical supplies. (2h01)

6:00 p.m. (32) “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce

Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired blackops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h15) (43) “Joe Dirt” ++ (Comedy,2001) David Spade, Dennis Miller. A man who was abandoned as a child sets out on a quest to locate his birth parents. (2h) (57) “The Lady Eve” +++ (Romance,1941) Barbara Stanwyck, Henry Fonda. A woman disguises herself as a socialite to make a man fall in love with her again. (2h)

7:00 p.m. (36) “The Prestige” +++ (Drama,2006)

Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman. The rivalry between two magicians leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy. (2h31) (53) “Rush Hour 2” ++ (Action,2001) Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan. Two police officers uncover a counterfeiting ring in Hong Kong and try to bring it down. (2h)

7:30 p.m. (59) “Cadillac Records” ++ (Drama,2008)

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Beyoncé Knowles. Tales of sex, racial issues and rock n’ roll

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portray the lives of American music legends. (2h30) (60) “The Expendables” ++ (Action,2010) Eric Roberts, Jet Li. A group of mercenaries travel to South America to overthrow a dictator. (2h29)

8:00 p.m. (41) “Happy Gilmore” ++ (Comedy,1996)

Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald. A would-be hockey player brings his slap shot and unsportsmanlike attitude to golf. (2h) (42) “Menace II Society” +++ (Drama,1993) Larenz Tate, Tyrin Turner. An 18-year-old and his friends try to cope with the realities of inner-city life. (2h) (43) “Shallow Hal” ++ (Comedy,2001) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. A shallow man falls for an obese woman when he is hypnotized to see only inner beauty. (2h30) (49) “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” ++ (Comedy,2009) Kevin James, Keir O’Donnell. A mall cop, trying to become a police officer, helps protect his mall against criminals. (2h) (57) “The More the Merrier” ++++ (Comedy,1943) Jean Arthur, Joel McCrea. An industrialist must share an apartment with two other people who do not like each other. (2h)

8:15 p.m. (32) “The Losers” +++ (Action,2010) Chris

Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. A team of CIA black ops works undercover to locate the man who left them for dead. (1h45)

8:30 p.m. (51) “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007)

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. A quarterback’s bachelor lifestyle is put on hold when he discovers he has a daughter. (1h55)

9:00 p.m. (53) “The Karate Kid” ++ (Action,2010)

Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith. A young boy embraces the art of kung fu after moving to China with his mother. (3h) (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h)

10:00 p.m. (32) “Total Recall” +++ (Sci-Fi,1990) Arnold

Schwarzenegger, Sharon Stone. A man travels to Mars to piece together his identity after learning his memories are fake. (2h) (40) “Sahara” ++ (Action,2005) Matthew McConaughey, Penélope Cruz. A treasure hunter and a doctor race to prevent an environmental catastrophe in Africa. (2h30) (57) “A Royal Scandal” ++ (Romance,1945) Charles Coburn, Tallulah Bankhead. Catherine the Great falls in love with a young army officer who is planning her downfall. (2h) (59) “Precious” +++ (Drama,2009) Paula Patton, Gabourey Sidibe. A pregnant, illiterate teen enrols in alternative school hoping to find a new direction. (3h) (60) “Con Air” +++ (Action,1997) John Cusack, Nicolas Cage. A parolee must stop a group of violent convicts who have taken over a transport plane. (2h32)

11:30 p.m. (4) “Darkness” ++ (Horror,2002) Anna

Paquin, Lena Olin. A girl tries to keep her family from being destroyed by the ghosts that haunt their home. (2h)

SUNDAY 12:00 p.m. (6) “G-Force” ++ (Adventure,2009) Bill

Nighy, Will Arnett. Guinea pigs are sent by the government to stop a man who plans to take over the world. (2h)

(32) “Minority Report” ++ (Sci-Fi,2002)

Colin Farrell, Tom Cruise. A crime forecaster goes on the run when he is fingered as a potential murderer. (3h) (55) “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. A group of people race against time to try to save the world from alien invaders. (3h)

12:30 p.m. (43) “Shallow Hal” ++ (Comedy,2001)

Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. A shallow man falls for an obese woman when he is hypnotized to see only inner beauty. (2h30) (59) “Cadillac Records” ++ (Drama,2008) Emmanuelle Chriqui, Beyoncé Knowles. Tales of sex, racial issues and rock n’ roll portray the lives of American music legends. (2h30)

1:00 p.m. (24) “The Dilemma” ++ (Comedy/

Drama,2010) Kevin James, Vince Vaugn. After seeing a friend’s wife with another man, Ronny debates if he should tell his friend. (2h) (53) “Sucker Punch” +++ (Fantasy,2011) Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens. When a girl is institutionalized by her abusive stepfather, she retreats into fantasy. (2h30)

1:30 p.m. (57) “Mutiny on the Bounty” ++++ (True

Story,1935) Charles Laughton, Franchot Tone. Chronicles the events that led up to a mutiny against a captain on the H.M.S. Bounty. (2h30)

2:00 p.m. (5) “Mr. Jealousy” +++ (Comedy,1997)

Annabella Sciorra, Eric Stoltz. A boyfriend joins a therapy group to learn more about his girlfriend’s past lover. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (32) “The Losers” +++ (Action,2010) Chris

Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. A team of CIA black ops works undercover to locate the man who left them for dead. (1h45) (36) “Underworld: Evolution” ++ (Fantasy,2006) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. A werewolf and a vampire attempt to unlock the secret behind their tribes’ feud. (2h) (55) “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. A group of people race against time to try to save the world from alien invaders. (2h57) (59) “Precious” +++ (Drama,2009) Paula Patton, Gabourey Sidibe. A pregnant, illiterate teen enrols in alternative school hoping to find a new direction. (3h)

3:30 p.m. (53) “The Karate Kid” ++ (Action,2010)

Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith. A young boy embraces the art of kung fu after moving to China with his mother. (3h)

4:00 p.m. (6) “Ghost Ship” ++ (Suspense,2002)

Gabriel Byrne, Julianna Margulies. A crew discovers strange things aboard a long-lost ship that floats lifeless on the sea. (2h) (40) “Evan Almighty” ++ (Comedy,2007) Morgan Freeman, Steve Carell. God approaches a congressman and asks him to build an ark to prepare for a flood. (2h) (57) “Mogambo” +++ (Action,1953) Ava Gardner, Grace Kelly. An anthropologist hires a safari leader to escort him into the deepest, darkest jungle. (2h)

4:15 p.m. (41) “Shanghai Knights” ++

(Adventure,2003) Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson. In the 1880s, a sheriff and his sidekick travel to England to avenge a father’s death. (2h30)

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Best Movies 4:45 p.m. (32) “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce

Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired blackops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h15)

5:00 p.m. (29) “Julie and Julia” ++ (Biography,2009)

Meryl Streep, Amy Adams. The lives of two women living in different times become intertwined through cooking. (3h01) (36) “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” ++ (Action,2009) Bill Nighy, Michael Sheen. A young lycan leads a rebellion against the vampires after losing his lover. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (40) “Bruce Almighty” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. A man is given God’s powers in order to teach him how difficult it is to run the world. (2h) (57) “It Happened One Night” ++++ (Romance,1934) Clark Gable, Claudette Colbert. A newspaper reporter tracks a runaway heiress on a madcap cross-country tour. (2h)

6:30 p.m. (53) “Star Trek” ++ (Sci-Fi,2009) Chris Pine,

Zachary Quinto. A Romulan travels through time for vengeance against Spock for the death of his planet. (2h30)

6:45 p.m. (41) “In the Army Now” ++ (Comedy,1994)

David Alan Grier, Pauly Shore. A man and his three friends are sent to the deserts of Chad as trained water purifiers. (2h15)

7:00 p.m. (5) “So I Married An Axe Murderer” ++

(Comedy,1993) Mike Myers, Nancy Travis. A poet begins to fear that his perfect woman may be a ruthless serial killer. (2h) (32) “Gran Torino” +++ (Drama,2008) Clint Eastwood, Christopher Carley. A prejudiced war veteran attempts to reform a wayward young man. (2h30) (36) “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” ++ (Action,2009) Christopher Eccleston, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. An elite military unit known as G.I. Joe battle an evil organization. (2h30) (49) “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” ++ (Comedy,2009) Kevin James, Keir O’Donnell. A mall cop, trying to become a police officer, helps protect his mall against criminals. (2h)

8:00 p.m. (40) “Bruce Almighty” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. A man is given God’s powers in order to teach him how difficult it is to run the world. (2h) (57) “Too Hot to Handle” +++ (Romance,1938) Clark Gable, Myrna Loy. Two men accompany a woman on her search for her missing brother, ending up in the Amazon. (2h)

9:00 p.m. (53) “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”

++ (Action,2009) Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox. When the Decepticons search for an ancient weapon, the Autobots have to stop them. (3h) (29) “Julie and Julia” ++ (Biography,2009) Meryl Streep, Amy Adams. The lives of two women living in different times become intertwined through cooking. (3h01)

9:30 p.m. (32) “Collateral” ++ (Thriller,2004) Jamie

Foxx, Tom Cruise. A contract killer hijacks a taxicab on the night he is supposed to kill five people. (2h) (36) “Sin City” +++ (Crime Story,2005) Jessica Alba, Mickey Rourke. An adaptation of Frank Miller’s stories about revenge and despair in a fictional city. (2h30)

Friday, August 23, 2013

10:00 p.m. (40) “Evan Almighty” ++ (Comedy,2007)

Morgan Freeman, Steve Carell. God approaches a congressman and asks him to build an ark to prepare for a flood. (2h) (48) “Cats and Dogs” ++ (Comedy,2001) Voices of Elizabeth Perkins, Jeff Goldblum. A cat bent on world domination escalates the ongoing war between felines and canines. (2h) (57) “Strange Cargo” +++ (Drama,1940) Clark Gable, Joan Crawford. A group of criminals try to escape from a penal colony in South America. (2h) (24) “The Dilemma” ++ (Comedy/ Drama,2010) Kevin James, Vince Vaugn. After seeing a friend’s wife with another man, Ronny debates if he should tell his friend. (1h59)

11:30 p.m. (32) “Gran Torino” +++ (Drama,2008) Clint

Eastwood, Christopher Carley. A prejudiced war veteran attempts to reform a wayward young man. (2h30)

MONDAY 12:30 p.m. (36) “Underworld: Evolution” ++

(Fantasy,2006) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. A werewolf and a vampire attempt to unlock the secret behind their tribes’ feud. (2h) (53) “Surrogates” ++ (Sci-Fi,2009) Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell. A cop investigates the deaths of surrogate robots that act as the go-between for humans. (2h)

1:30 p.m. (55) “Signs” +++ (Thriller,2002) Joaquin

Phoenix, Mel Gibson. A grieving father must protect his children when strange events portend disaster. (2h30)

2:30 p.m. (36) “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” ++

(Action,2009) Bill Nighy, Michael Sheen. A young lycan leads a rebellion against the vampires after losing his lover. (2h) (53) “Star Trek” ++ (Sci-Fi,2009) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto. A Romulan travels through time for vengeance against Spock for the death of his planet. (2h30)

3:00 p.m. (60) “A Bronx Tale” +++ (Drama,1993)

Chazz Palminteri, Robert De Niro. A boy is torn between his street-wise, working class father and a charismatic crime boss. (3h)

4:00 p.m. (55) “Poseidon” ++ (Drama,2006) Kurt

Russell, Josh Lucas. On New Year’s Eve, passengers fight for survival on a sinking luxury ocean liner. (2h)

4:30 p.m. (36) “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” ++

(Action,2009) Christopher Eccleston, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. An elite military unit known as G.I. Joe battle an evil organization. (2h30) (57) “Dangerous Crossing” ++ (Mystery,1953) Jeanne Crain, Michael Rennie. A man and wife are on their honeymoon on a luxury liner, but the groom goes missing. (1h30) (59) “I Think I Love My Wife” ++ (Comedy,2007) Chris Rock, Kerry Washington. A married man considers having an affair but is afraid of the outcome if he does. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (55) “King Kong” ++ (Action,2005) Adrien

Brody, Naomi Watts. An ambitious movie producer discovers a giant ape on a mysterious island. (4h) (57) “Pinky” ++++ (Drama,1949) Ethel Barrymore, Jeanne Crain. A rich widow’s

will is contested when she leaves everything to an African-American woman. (2h)

7:00 p.m. (53) “Unstoppable” +++ (Action,2011)

Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. A conductor and an engineer race against the clock to stop an unmanned freight train. (2h)

8:00 p.m. (29) “An Amish Murder” ++ (Crime

Story,2012) Neve Campbell, IronE Singleton. A small Amish town is rocked by a violent murder 16-years ago. (2h02) (57) “Take Care of My Little Girl” ++++ (Drama,1951) Dale Robertson, Jeanne Crain. A woman enters collage and learns a hard lesson about sorority life. (2h)

8:30 p.m. (59) “Beauty Shop” ++ (Comedy,2005)

Alicia Silverstone, Queen Latifah. A beauty salon’s customers are more interested in gossip than getting their hair done. (2h)

9:00 p.m. (36) “Red: Werewolf Hunter” ++

(Horror,2010) Kavan Smith, Felicia Day. The fiancé of a werewolf hunter, a descendant of Red Riding Hood, is bitten by a werewolf. (2h) (41) “Jerry Maguire” +++ (Romance,1996) Cuba Gooding Jr., Tom Cruise. A sports agent who has it all starts over with one client after a personal moral crisis. (3h) (53) “Salt” +++ (Action,2010) Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. A CIA agent, accused of being a Russian spy, goes on the run to protect her husband. (3h30)

10:00 p.m. (51) “College Road Trip” ++ (Comedy,2008)

poses as a crazy film director to carry out a plan to steal gold from Rome. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (41) “Jerry Maguire” +++ (Romance,1996)

Cuba Gooding Jr., Tom Cruise. A sports agent who has it all starts over with one client after a personal moral crisis. (3h)

3:30 p.m. (55) “Scream” ++ (Horror,1996) Courteney

Cox, Neve Campbell. A teenage girl becomes the target of a serial killer a year after her mother was murdered. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (53) “Unstoppable” +++ (Action,2011)

Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. A conductor and an engineer race against the clock to stop an unmanned freight train. (2h) (57) “Seven Days in May” ++++ (Suspense,1964) Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas. A general, convinced that the President is too soft on its enemies, plots a takeover. (2h)

4:30 p.m. (59) “Phat Girlz” ++ (Comedy,2006)

Mo’nique, Jimmy Jean-Louis. A plus-size woman struggles to find acceptance as she pursues a career as a designer. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (55) “The Mummy” +++ (Adventure,1999)

Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Adventurers inadvertently resurrect a malevolent force with unspeakable power. (2h46) (57) “The Anderson Tapes” ++ (Police,1971) Dyan Cannon, Sean Connery. An ex-convict plans a big robbery unaware that lawmen are recording his activities. (2h)

8:00 p.m.

Martin Lawrence, Raven Symone. A student’s visit to prospective universities is ruined by her over-protective dad. (1h30) (55) “Godzilla” ++ (Sci-Fi,1998) Hank Azaria, Matthew Broderick. Godzilla rises from the ocean’s depths and destroys everything in its path, including NYC. (3h) (57) “Leave Her to Heaven” +++ (Romance,1945) Gene Tierney, Cornell Wilde. An unstable wife purposely kills people to have more time alone with her husband. (2h)

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(53) “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009)

(59) “Phat Girlz” ++ (Comedy,2006)

Mo’nique, Jimmy Jean-Louis. A plus-size woman struggles to find acceptance as she pursues a career as a designer. (2h30)

TUESDAY 12:00 p.m. (53) “Summer of Sam” ++ (Crime

Story,1999) Adrien Brody, John Leguizamo. Paranoid tension in an Italian Brooklyn neighborhood escalates during the summer of 1977. (2h) (57) “The Good Guys and the Bad Guys” +++ (Western,1969) George Kennedy, Robert Mitchum. An aging marshal goes after his lifelong enemy, who has been abandoned by his gang. (2h) (59) “Beauty Shop” ++ (Comedy,2005) Alicia Silverstone, Queen Latifah. A beauty salon’s customers are more interested in gossip than getting their hair done. (2h30)

1:00 p.m. (51) “College Road Trip” ++ (Comedy,2008)

Martin Lawrence, Raven Symone. A student’s visit to prospective universities is ruined by her over-protective dad. (1h30)

2:00 p.m. (53) “Vantage Point” ++ (Action,2008)

Dennis Quaid, Sigourney Weaver. Five eyewitnesses tell the story of an attempted presidential assassination. (2h) (57) “After the Fox” ++ (Comedy,1966) Peter Sellers, Victor Mature. A con artist

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++ (Thriller,1998) Edward James Olmos, Vincent D’Onofrio. Hijackers seize a subway train in the middle of a tunnel holding 14 hostages as ransom. (2h)

8:45 p.m. (55) “The Mummy” +++ (Adventure,1999)

Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Adventurers inadvertently resurrect a malevolent force with unspeakable power. (2h46)

9:00 p.m. Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. A pushy woman forces her assistant to marry her in order to avoid deportation to Canada. (2h30)

10:00 p.m. (57) “Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams” ++

(Drama,1973) Joanne Woodward, Martin Balsam. A housewife living in New York City reconsiders her way of life after a midlife crisis. (1h45)

11:30 p.m. (53) “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009)

Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. A pushy woman forces her assistant to marry her in order to avoid deportation to Canada. (2h30) (55) “Scream” ++ (Horror,1996) Courteney Cox, Neve Campbell. A teenage girl becomes the target of a serial killer a year after her mother was murdered. (2h29)

11:45 p.m. (57) “Little Big Man” +++ (Western,1970)

Dustin Hoffman, Faye Dunaway. A 121-year-old man recounts his experiences of living through the taming of the Wild West. (2h30)

WEDNESDAY 12:00 p.m. (53) “Vantage Point” ++ (Action,2008)

Dennis Quaid, Sigourney Weaver. Five eyewitnesses tell the story of an attempted presidential assassination. (2h)

(55) “The Messengers” ++ (Horror,2007)

Dylan McDermott, Penelope Ann Miller. A family moves to a country farm only to find their new home harbours dark secrets. (2h) (59) “Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story” +++ (Drama,2009) Cuba Gooding Jr., Kimberly Elise. A problem student overcomes life’s obstacles to become a worldrenowned neurosurgeon. (2h30)

1:00 p.m. (57) “Elmer Gantry” +++ (Drama,1960)

Burt Lancaster, Shirley Jones. A young drifter finds success as a traveling preacher until his past catches up with him. (2h45)

2:00 p.m. (53) “Black Hawk Down” ++ (Action,2001)

Eric Bana, Josh Hartnett. An elite team of peacekeepers attempt to kidnap a crime lord’s top lieutenants in Somalia. (3h)

3:45 p.m. (57) “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father”

+++ (Comedy/Drama,1963) Glenn Ford,

Shirley Jones. A nine-year-old boy cleverly plots to find the perfect wife for his widowed father. (2h15)

5:00 p.m. (53) “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” ++

(Comedy,1999) Norm McDonald, Rob Schneider. A fish-take cleaner poses as a male gigolo in order to raise a large sum in a short time. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (55) “The Mummy Returns” ++

(Adventure,2001) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. A 3,000-year-old mummy is resurrected and resumes its evil quest for immortality. (3h) (57) “The Music Man” ++++ (Musical,1962) Robert Preston, Shirley Jones. A con artist convinces the people of a town to buy musical instruments to start a band. (3h)

8:00 p.m. (53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008)

Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent. (3h)

9:00 p.m. (41) “Wild Hogs” ++ (Comedy,2007) John

Travolta, William H. Macy. Men try to put their troubles behind them as they set out on a road trip on their Harleys. (2h30) (55) “The Mummy Returns” ++ (Adventure,2001) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. A 3,000-year-old mummy is resurrected and resumes its evil quest for immortality. (3h) (57) “Carousel” +++ (Musical,1956) Gordon MacRae, Shirley Jones. A carousel barker tries to change for the better when he falls in love with a shy girl. (2h30)

11:00 p.m. (36) “Beyond Loch Ness” ++ (Horror,2007)

Brian Krause, Niall Matter. A crypto zoologist hunts for the Loch Ness monster in Lake Superior. (2h)

11:30 p.m. (57) “The Cheyenne Social Club” +++

(Western,1970) Henry Fonda, Jimmy Stewart. When his brother dies, a rough trail hand inherits a famed Wyoming bordello. (2h)

THURSDAY 12:00 p.m. (57) “The Adventurous Blonde” ++

(Mystery,1937) Barton MacLane, Glenda Farrell. A reporter walks out on her own wedding in order to solve the case of a murdered actor. (1h15)

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5:00 p.m. (36) “Land of the Lost” ++

(Adventure,2009) Anna Friel, Will Ferrell. Three people become trapped in an alternate universe inhabited by dinosaurs. (2h)

5:30 p.m. (53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008)

Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes. (3h)

6:00 p.m. (55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation” +++

(Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. A family embark on an all-American summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h) (57) “Smart Blonde” ++ (Crime Story,1937) Barton MacLane, Glenda Farrell. Mayhem ensues as a reporter follows her detective boyfriend on an investigation. (1h15)

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7:15 p.m. (57) “Mystery of the Wax Museum” +++

(Horror,1933) Fay Wray, Lionel Atwill. A reporter investigating recent murders begins to suspect the owner of a wax museum. (1h30)

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8:30 p.m. (53) “Iron Man 2” +++ (Action,2010) Don

Cheadle, Robert Downey Jr.. An inventor is pressured by the government to share his technology with the military. (2h30) (59) “You Got Served” ++ (Drama,2004) Marques Houston, Omarion. Two friends must win their city’s dance contest in order to open a recording studio. (2h)

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Best Movies 12:45 p.m. (41) “Pure Country” ++ (Drama,1992)

George Strait, Isabel Glasser. A successful country singer returns to his roots to rediscover himself and his music. (2h45)

1:00 p.m. (53) “Push” ++ (Thriller,2009) Chris Evans,

Dakota Fanning. A group of young Americans with psychic abilities try to hide from the government. (2h30) (55) “Big” +++ (Comedy,1988) Elizabeth Perkins, Tom Hanks. A boy makes a wish at a carnival and awakens the next morning as an adult. (2h30)

2:30 p.m. (57) “Torchy Gets Her Man” ++

(Mystery,1938) Barton MacLane, Glenda Farrell. A plucky young reporter sets out to expose a ring of counterfeiters. (1h15)

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8:45 p.m. (57) “I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang”

++++ (Drama,1932) Helen Vinson, Paul

Muni. A man is wrongly convicted of assisting in a robbery and is sentenced to a chain gang. (1h45)

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3:30 p.m. (41) “Wild Hogs” ++ (Comedy,2007) John

Travolta, William H. Macy. Men try to put their troubles behind them as they set out on a road trip on their Harleys. (2h30) (55) “Grease” ++ (Musical,1978) John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John. A leatherjacketed boy and a goody-two-shoes girl fall in and out of love in the 1950s. (2h30)

(36) “Land of the Lost” ++

(Adventure,2009) Anna Friel, Will Ferrell. Three people become trapped in an alternate universe inhabited by dinosaurs. (2h) (42) “Poetic Justice” ++ (Drama,1993) Janet Jackson, Tupac Shakur. A hairdresser must decide if she’s ready to love again. (2h30)

10:30 p.m. (57) “Gold Diggers of 1935” +++

3:45 p.m. (57) “Torchy Blane in Chinatown” ++

(Crime Story,1938) Glenda Farrell, Tom Kennedy. A young reporter investigates a murder and ends up involved in a jade smuggling operation. (1h)

4:30 p.m. (42) “How Stella Got Her Groove Back”

++ (Drama,1998) Angela Bassett, Taye Diggs. A successful stockbroker begins a love affair with a younger man while on vacation. (2h30)

4:45 p.m. (57) “Torchy Runs for Mayor” ++

(Mystery,1939) Barton MacLane, Glenda Farrel. A journalist convinces newspapers

(Musical,1935) Adolphe Menjou, Dick Powell. A Broadway star performs one last time before killing herself. (1h45) (59) “Are We Done Yet?” ++ (Comedy,2007) Nia Long, Ice Cube. Two newlyweds struggle with their contractor when they buy a fixer-upper in the suburbs. (2h30)

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11:00 p.m. (55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation” +++

(Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. A family embark on an all-American summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h)

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Doug Austin-Minister & Family

200 S. Hemlock 622-0149 Roswell, NM 88203

700 W. Country Club Rd. • 622-1350

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