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Surviving prime time Ratings sink for original reality series By Kyla Brewer TV Media

ome people host Oscar bashes, and just about every football fan has a Super Bowl party, but other television events spawn celebrations as well. In its heyday, “Survivor” had fans glued to the tube, and many of them gathered in groups to watch the final showdown at house parties, restaurants or even community centers. While “Survivor” may not be the grand-scale television event it used to be, hardcore fans will undoubtedly be tuning in to this season’s finale. Find out who’ll walk away with the $1-million prize when the wrap-up of “Survivor: South Pacific,” airs Sunday, Dec. 18, on CBS. Host Jeff Probst returned to the South Pacific to film the 23rd installment of the one-time ratings powerhouse. This season was filmed near Upolu, Samoa, which were familiar stomping grounds for the “Survivor” crew because both the 19th and 20th seasons were filmed in that area as well. In the Sept. 14 premiere of “Survivor: South Pacific,” 16 fresh-faced castaways were divided into tribes and stranded in the lush tropical locale, along with two former fan-favorite “Survivor” contestants. Oscar (Ozzy) Lusth and Benjamin (Coach) Wade returned to the series as all

stars and drew eggs to determine which tribe they would join. Ozzy ended up on the Savaii tribe while Coach united with the tribe known as Upolu. With few resources, the castaways were then required to fend for themselves in the remote, untouched area, gathering their own food and providing their own shelters. As in past seasons of the hit reality TV series, the tribes faced off in a series of weekly physical and mental challenges, and the losers were tasked with choosing one of their own to send to Redemption Island. There, the sole contestant had to rely on himself (or herself) to survive until another player who’d been voted out arrived. The two Redemption Island contestants would then face off in a duel and the loser left the game. The winner stayed on Redemption Island hoping to rejoin the game for $1 million. The challenges this season may have been difficult, but any “Survivor” fan knows the real game is more about alliances, strategy and a bit of luck. It seems “Survivor” could use some of that luck. CBS’s strategy to move the series back to Wednesday night hasn’t exactly panned out. Ratings for the series have been slipping since last season’s prime-time move from Thursdays, a post the show had held since the second season, “Survi-

vor: The Australian Outback.” It didn’t help that “Survivor: South Pacific” was up against some serious competition on Wednesday nights. ABC’s Patricia Heaton comedy “The Middle” is among the top performers of the night, threatening the once-untouchable “Survivor” franchise. However, Simon Cowell poses the biggest threat on Fox’s talent-search series “The X Factor.” Over at NBC, Christina Applegate and Will Arnett have been charming even more viewers with their new sitcom “Up All Night.” It stacks up to be a very competitive night in prime time, and it seems CBS’s award-winning reality TV show lost ground. The very first season of “Survivor” aired Wednesday night in 2000, but back then, it was the novelty of reality TV that made it an instant hit. The gritty setting and real-life drama pulled voyeuristic viewers in and the ratings grew from 15.5 million for the premiere to more than 51 million for the finale. That’s impressive. The trouble is, nowadays reality TV series are a dime a dozen, and many of them offer even more juicy controversy. In a way, “Survivor” has become a victim of its own success. Just about every major network has jumped on the back-stabbing-reality-TV bandwagon, making “Survivor” less unique. Viewers just don’t seem to have that same lust for the show’s once-titillating squabbles

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“Survivor: South Pacific” wraps up on Sunday, Dec. 18 between contestants because such squabbles are all over the tube. The show’s ratings have undergone a steady decline since the first couple of installments, dwindling to an average of just more than 12.5 million last season. However, not all fans have cast away “Survivor.” This season’s premiere still managed to haul in more than 10 million viewers, and the show has consistently ranked among the top 25 programs of the week. Those are hardly statistics to cry about, especially considering how long the show has been on the air. While it may not be the No. 1 show among all shows, “Survivor: South Pacific” has ranked No. 2 among all reality TV series in the coveted 18 to 49 demographic.

From the look of things, CBS isn’t worried anyway. The next season of “Survivor” is due to premiere Wednesday, Feb. 15, and the network has committed to two more installments for the 2012-13 television season. Host and executive producer Jeff Probst has signed on for all three upcoming seasons as well. That, in itself, may be enough to keep viewers tuning in. Although he wasn’t well known when the first edition of “Survivor” premiered, he’s established himself as one of today’s most sought after TV personalities and has won four Emmys for his work as a host on the show. Tune in Sunday, Dec. 18, to see him in action as he announces this season’s Sole Survivor.

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Feature Story Hitting ‘Home’: CBS special tells stories of adoption By Dee Wright TV Media

or many of us, the holidays are a time when we travel near and far to be with our families. But while we’re enjoying the festivities, sometimes we forget that some children don’t have families. There are currently more than half a million children in foster care across the U.S., plus thousands of children worldwide who need to find loving families and welcoming homes. For the 13th consecutive year, CBS will highlight some of the successful stories of adoption, hoping to open the minds and hearts of viewers enough that they will pick up the phone and help the cause. Hosted by country star Martina McBride, “A Home for the Holidays” will feature four families that have finally become whole since accepting an adopted child -- or in some cases, children -- into their lives. The special airs Wednesday, Dec. 21. The special is sponsored by the Dave Thomas Foundation, which was founded by Wendy’s founder Dave Thomas, who was adopted as a child himself. A large portion is also sponsored by the Children’s Action Network, which “harnesses the power of the entertainment media on behalf of children.” The Henderson family from Atlanta was inspired when watching the “Home for the Holidays” special four years ago. They already had a son, but they didn’t feel their family was complete. When they failed to conceive another child, they decided to adopt 5-year-old Brittney. “We called the show’s 800-number and received information from

the Dave Thomas Foundation and the Children’s Action Network,” said Richard. Now 9 years old, Brittney is thrilled with her new life. “I’m a Henderson now, and that means everything to me,” she said. The Kerin brothers were all adopted by single-mother Janet, who didn’t want to split up the boys while they were in a time of need. Shanie Evans, a foster child herself, struggled to find a family while she was in the system, so she decided to take the first step to helping the cause. Gayle Greenhow felt her life was missing something, despite having a busy social life and a successful career. In 2008, she met 8-year-old Haylee, who was left alone in foster care when her younger siblings were adopted without her. Gayle and Haylee are now happier than either of them ever thought they could be. Several celebrities will also be making appearances on the CBS special -- a couple of whom have direct connections with the adoption process. Actress Katherine Heigl and her husband, Josh Kelley, adopted a little girl, Naleigh, from Korea in 2009. Heigl grew up with her sister, Meg, who was also adopted from Korea as a child, and she says adoption was always her first choice. “Adoption has been a part of my life and a part of my family, so it was how I wanted to start. It felt natural and right to me,” Heigl told Redbook magazine. “I don’t think it’s for everybody, and I don’t think everybody should adopt ... but I do think no one should ever rule it out.” Denise Richards will also make

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Martina McBride hosts “A Home for the Holidays” an appearance to tell her story of adoption. Just this year, Richards adopted a newborn baby girl from within the U.S. The former Bond girl now has three daughters -- two with ex-husband Charlie Sheen -and still has a busy work schedule. The special will also feature musical performances by celebrities who support the cause, even if they have no direct connection to it. Teen superstar Justin Bieber, Grammy winner Mary J. Blige and rock group OneRepublic will appear. Last year’s special was hosted by another country music superstar,

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Faith Hill. Hill was adopted as a tiny baby and only searched for her birth parents when she was a teenager.

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As Linus awaits a visit from his grandma, Charlie Brown and the gang try to help him ditch his childish security blanket. Snoopy agitates matters by trying to swipe the blanket for himself, and Lucy is eager to employ her skills as a psychiatrist.

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (7)

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The Rhodes family gets a big surprise when Ty and his team swoop in to help them rebuild not only their home but also their lives. A crew of construction and design experts lead volunteers who pitch in help a deserving family in this series.

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After Sid destroys Manny’s favorite decorations, Manny convinces him he’ll end up on Santa’s naughty list. Manny, Ellie and Diego later worry about Peaches when they discover she’s gone to the North Pole with Sid, who intends to plead his case to Santa.

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Met-Mother Met-Mother Met-Mother Met-Mother S e l l T h i s H o u s e ! S e l l T h i s H o u s e ! S e l l T h i s H o u s e ! S e l l T h i s H o u s e ! S e l l T h i s H o u s e ! S e l l T h i s H o u s e ! F l i p H o u s e "Brent's Big Break" S e l l T h i s H o u s e : E x "Los Angeles" P ark i n g W ars Parking Wars The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman < B e n d o f th e R i v e r ++ ('52) Arthur Kennedy, James Stewart. : 4 5 < C h i su m +++ (1970, Western) Forrest Tucker, Christopher George, John Wayne. B l o o d D i a m o nd s M o d e rn M a rv e ls "Winter Tech" Clash of the Cavemen Little Ice Age: Big Chill 5:30 < The Saint in New York < T h r e e G o d f a t h e r s ('36) Walter Brennan. < T h e L o n e W o l f T a k e s a C h a n c e +++ < T h e L i o n H u n te rs ('51) Johnny Sheffield. 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ture “Love on the Run” starring a very young Alec Baldwin. But Grafton continued writing novels at the same time, and when her alphabet series finally started to catch on -- after the release of “G is for Gumshoe” -- she was able to focus solely on the books. She has lamented the lack of power and respect given to writers in Hollywood, who are forced to work with (or perhaps for) a group of non-writers appointed by the studio. “You’re treated like a clerk whose job it is to type up everybody else’s notes,” she says on her site. So opposed is Grafton to the idea of having her books’ protagonist, private detective Kinsey Millhone, portrayed on screen, that she’s made her children promise to never sell the rights after her death, threatening to haunt them if they do. Q: What ever happened to John Woo? He was a hot-shot action director once upon a time, but it seems like he hasn’t made anything in a while. A: He has, he just didn’t expect us

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Blackthorn It’s been said that Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid were killed in a standoff with the Bolivian military in 1908. In “Blackthorn,” Cassidy (Shepard) survived and is quietly living out his years under the name James Blackthorn in a secluded Bolivian village. Tired of his long exile from the U.S. and hoping to see his family again before he dies, Cassidy sets out on the long journey home.But when an unexpected encounter with an ambitious young criminal (Eduardo Noriega) derails his plans, he is thrust into one last adventure, the likes of which he hasn’t experienced since his glory days with the Sundance Kid. Director: Mateo Gil. Stars: Sam Shepard, Eduardo Noriega, Stephen Rea, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Magaly Solier, Daniel Aguirre. 2011, 98 mins., western.

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Handy Manny When there’s a huge snowstorm, Kelly has a hard time getting to her store so Manny and his tool pals help her out. Later, Manny and the tools work on Mrs. Alvarez’s old dollhouse so she can give it to her daughter Susanna as a gift. (51)

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Santa Buddies Adorable pooches get into the Christmas spirit in this live-action holiday film. When Puppy Paws, son of Santa Paws, sneaks a peek at his dad’s naughty list, he notices that Budderball may be passed over. He sets out to help his friend redeem himself.

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Shake It Up CeCe has the best of intentions when she sets out to do some lastminute Christmas shopping for her mom, but ends up buying herself a purse instead. Low on funds and unable to afford the scarf she wanted to get her mom, she tries to make some extra money.

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A Christmas Carol George C. Scott stars as Ebenezer Scrooge in this TV adaptation of the timeless Charles Dickens tale. Scrooge despises Christmas, but three ghosts visit him on Christmas Eve in an attempt to show him the error of his ways.

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Christmas Angel A woman struggles to support herself and her dog as she searches for a job during the holidays. Noticing

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Disney’s Prep and Landing Santa’s Christmas Eve journey takes a lot of organization, and this animated special gives viewers a glimpse at the unsung heroes who prepare each home for Santa’s visit. Meet the members of the elite team that makes sure that each home is ready.

Columbiana In the action film “Colombiana”, Zoe Saldana plays Cataleya, a young woman who has grown up to be an assassin after witnessing the murder of her parents as a child. Turning herself into a professional killer and working for her uncle, she remains focused on her ultimate goal: to hunt down and get revenge on the mobster responsible for her parents’ deaths. Director: Olivier Megaton. Stars: Zoe Saldana, Michael Vartan, Jordi Molla, Lennie James, Cliff Curtis, Jesse Borrego. 2011, 111 mins., action. Dolphin Tale “Dolphin Tale” is inspired by the amazing true story of a brave dolphin and the compassionate strangers who banded together to save her life. Swimming free, a young dolphin is caught in a crab trap, severely damaging her tail. She is rescued and transported to the Clearwater Marine Hospital, where she is named Winter. But her fight for survival has just begun. Without a tail, Winter’s prognosis is dire. It will take the expertise of a dedicated marine biologist, the ingenuity of a brilliant prosthetics doctor, and the unwavering devotion of a young boy to bring about a groundbreaking miracle — a miracle that might not only save Winter but could also help scores of people around the world. The real Winter, who plays herself in “Dolphin Tale,” today serves as a symbol of courage, perseverance and hope to millions of people — both able and disabled — who have been touched by her remarkable story of recovery and rehabilitation. Director: Charles Martin Smith. Stars: Morgan Freeman, Harry Connick Jr., Ashley Judd, Kris Kristofferson, Nathan Gamble. 2011, 113 mins, family.

Late Laughs The Tonight Show: Jay Leno Rick Perry attacked President Obama for thinking that he’s the smartest guy in the room. One thing’s for sure: nobody’s ever going to accuse Rick Perry of that. A Fox News reporter asked Herman Cain what he thought of President Obama’s easing of travel restrictions to Cuba, and Cain accused him of asking a “gotcha” question. That’s when you know things are bad: When you’re attacking Fox News for being part of the liberal media.

There are 249 millionaires in Congress. Remember a couple of years ago when this new Congress told us they had the solution to the recession? Apparently, they didn’t share it with the rest of us! The entire spring and summer line from Marc Jacobs was stolen on the way to the fashion show in Paris. The thief is considered armed and fabulous.

The Late Show: David Letterman A guy took a shot at the White House. They hunted him down and arrested him and they asked, “What was going on?” and he said, “Well, I thought I had a better shot at it than those Republican candidates.”

You know what’s in Madison Square Garden? A cat show! The cats are judged on their coat, their posture and how quickly the cat responds to the sound of a can opener. But seriously: if I want to see claws and hissing, I’ll just watch “The View.”

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Last week, President Obama was in Hawaii. Now he’s in Australia. Next week, he’s in Indonesia. I think he watched the Republican debates and went “This is going to be a piece of cake!” and went on vacation.

The government took action and introduced a bill to classify pizza as a vegetable in schools. The food industry says the new rules give schools the flexibility to increase nutrition -- the same way elastic waistbands give us the flexibility to keep in shape.

The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson President Obama quit smoking this

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then waited for him to leave. A woman is suing Gary Busey over an incident in May where he drunkenly tackled her at an airport. When asked why he got drunk and tackled a stranger, Busey was, like, “You’re gonna have to be more specific...” Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations. Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order: an empty cup. A new survey found that 33 per cent of Americans have broken up with someone using Facebook or a text message. While 33 per cent of the Kardashian sisters have broken up with someone using “TMZ.” Friday, December 16, 2011

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Champion figure skater Brian Boitano welcomes some of his most talented colleagues to the Compton Family Ice Arena for a dazzling display of jumps, spins and more. Also, legendary rock band Chicago performs with Notre Dame’s Fighting Irish Marching Band.

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Ryan Giltch brings viewers inside the quirky world of geek-focused speed dating in this new series. Finding love is tough, and it can be even more difficult for self-proclaimed “nerds,” so Giltch founded a company to bring such geeks together.

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Martin Short joins star Tim Allen in this holiday sequel. Short portrays Jack Frost, who envies Santa so much that he tries to take over Christmas. Meanwhile, Santa tries to juggle his regular duties with having a full house for the holidays.

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C h i pm u nk s ++ Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds "Reckoner" "Haunted" "Retaliation" "Parasite" "Reckoner" "Haunted" 5 : 3 0 < Y o u ng G u ns I I ++ ('90) Emilio Estevez. Hell on Wheels Hell on Wheels Breaking Bad "...and the Hell on Wheels "Revelations" (N) "Revelations" Bag's in the River" "Revelations" Billy the Kid and the gang escape to Old Mexico. American Pickers Real Deal Real Deal IRT Deadliest Roads Big Shrimp in' "First American Pickers Real Deal Real Deal "Pickin' Perry-dise" (N) (N) "Bull Run" (N) Weigh-In" "Pickin' Perry-dise" < I t H a p p e n e d on Fi f th A v e n u e +++ A hobo < T h e M a n W h o C am e to D i n n e r ++++ Monty < Ben -Hu r: A T ale o f C h ris t ('26) Ramon Navarro. lives in a family's house during Christmas. Woodley. A family is forced take in an injured man. A betrayed man wants revenge. 4: < Lord < W h a t M y H u s b a nd D o e s n 't K n o w ('11) Morris Chestnut. 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Soap Opera Update By Dee Wright TV Media For the week of Dec. 5 - 9 The Bold and the Beautiful As the Forrester Creations team prepares to reveal their newest design collection, everyone is shocked to see that Jackie M. has once again beat them to the punch. People start pointing fingers about who must be responsible for giving the designs to the competition, and old wounds are quickly reopened. Meanwhile, Owen eavesdrops on a conversation between Pam and Jackie, and he is appalled by what he hears. Later, Pam goes to Nick to be paid for her work, and she is pleased to hear that he wants her to keep working for them. Katie gives Liam a stern warning to be leery of Bill and Steffy spending too much time together, and she reminds him of the pair’s past affairs. Donna tells her sisters about a new source of happiness. Days of Our Lives Sami confronts Will about his atti-

tude, but he remains mum about what he’s upset about. He tries to distract himself by working on the website, but the drama continues when the site is shut down because of its connection to an illegal gambling ring. Chad and Melanie are suddenly targets, but Bo and Hope rush to find answers before Will, Sonny and Abigail get too involved. Meanwhile, Hope continues her search for answers regarding Alice’s secret baby picture, and she finds herself going to the people she hates to find out what they know. Doug and Julie make an appearance at Jennifer’s, and EJ plans a romantic evening. General Hospital Robin opens her heart to Patrick, but he thinks that her words of regret and angst are connected to Lisa’s murder. Later, the cops gather all of the suspects into one room and suggest that they were all working together to get rid of Lisa. Dante and Delores get to know each other as partners, but Delores clearly has something else in mind when she steals Dante’s key to the evidence locker. Michael finds a

DVD from Franco, but Sam begs him to keep it a secret from Jason and Carly. Sonny is forced to deal with his past fears, but it’s up to Kate to help him recover. Liz goes off on Luke and Lucky for their carelessness regarding Aiden, and then she collapses. Lulu wonders if she will ever get Dante to leave the force. One Life to Live When Shane learns that Jack asked Neela on a date, he insists that she accept it so she can get Jack to open up about Gigi’s murder. Meanwhile, Rex is blindsided to learn that Kim and Cutter are brother and sister, while at the same time, Kim learns that Stacy has been released from the hospital and cannot be found. Noelle invites Viki and Rex to join her on a trip to Paris, Texas, for a pie bake-off so she can show off the pie she made in Gig’s honor. Calmar’s story only substantiates Tomas’s account that he killed Victor, but Tomas soon disappears. Viki declares that she is leaving town, but when Clint tries to follow her, his house-arrest bracelet goes off and contacts the police. Roxy appeals to Clint to get him to finance

Jack Wagner stars as Nick in “The Bold and the Beautiful” her favorite show, which will go off ing, and the judge won’t accept Victor’s plea until Ronan has more evithe air if it doesn’t get funding dence. Meanwhile, Nick tells Shasoon. ron that they will share visitation The Young and the Restless with Faith but only if she promises Victor signs his official confession, to stay away from Adam. Though ready to take the blame for Diane’s she agrees, her promise catches up murder. Later, he tells Michael that with her when she and Adam are it was actually Nikki who killed Distuck in the stables during a storm. ane but she was drunk and can’t re- Daniel and Eden end up in a pasmember. Ronan puts the pieces tosionate embrace when working on gether and realizes that Victor is lya painting.

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4:00 p.m. (57) “The Wet Parade” +++ (Drama,1932)

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7:15 p.m. (61) “The Silence of the Lambs” ++++

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7:30 p.m. (25) “Eight Men Out” +++ (Drama,1988)

John Cusack, D.B. Sweeney. The story of the Chicago White Sox players who threw the 1919 World Series for cash. (2h30)

9:00 p.m. (40) “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron

Burgundy” +++ (Comedy,2004) Christina Applegate, Will Ferrell. A sexist anchorman feels threatened by a woman who may be after his job. (2h05) (51) “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007) Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. A quarterback’s bachelor lifestyle is put on hold when he discovers he has a daughter. (2h)

9:10 p.m. (60) “Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom

Menace” +++ (Sci-Fi,1999) Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson. Two Jedi Knights help a queen save her world and discover a boy with great potential. (3h18)

9:55 p.m. (61) “Angels and Demons” +++

(Mystery,2009) Ewan McGregor, Tom Hanks. A professor is called upon to help prevent an attack on the Vatican and solve a murder. (3h07)

10:00 p.m. (24) “Elf” +++ (Comedy,2003) James Caan,

Will Ferrell. A man raised as an elf at the North Pole travels to New York to find his true father. (2h)

2:00 a.m. (55) “Dead Silence” +++ (Horror,2007)

Donnie Wahlberg, Amber Valletta. A man whose wife mysteriously dies travels back to his hometown to find out answers. (2h)

3:00 a.m. (24) “Bee Movie” +++ (Animated,2007)

Voices of Jerry Seinfeld, Renee Zellweger. A bee just graduated from bee college and is disillusioned at his only career choice. (2h)

4:00 a.m. (57) “It’s a Wonderful World” +++

(Comedy,1939) Claudette Colbert, James Stewart. An eccentric writer helps a fugitive search for evidence that will prove his innocence. (1h30)

SATURDAY 8:30 a.m. (57) “The Lone Wolf Takes a Chance”

+++ (Drama,1941) Eric Blore, Warren William. (1h30)

9:45 a.m. (55) “Chisum” +++ (Western,1970) Forrest

Tucker, John Wayne. A cattleman and his allies go after a land baron to get revenge for a murder. (2h30)

10:00 a.m. (29) “Christmas Child” +++ (Drama,2003)

William R. Moses, Tonya Bordeaux. A mysterious photograph leads a journalist to the small town of Clearwater, Texas. (2h)

10:55 a.m. (40) “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron

Burgundy” +++ (Comedy,2004) Christina Applegate, Will Ferrell. A sexist anchorman feels threatened by a woman who may be after his job. (2h05)

12:00 p.m. (24) “Elf” +++ (Comedy,2003) James Caan,

Will Ferrell. A man raised as an elf at the North Pole travels to New York to find his true father. (2h)

12:15 p.m. (55) “The Shootist” +++ (Western,1976)

John Wayne, Lauren Bacall. When a legendary gunfighter learns he has terminal cancer, he sets out to settle scores. (2h15)

1:30 p.m. (57) “Gypsy” +++ (Musical,1962) Natalie

Wood, Rosalind Russell. The daughter of a pushy stage mother finally finds success when she becomes a stripper. (2h30)

2:00 p.m. (4) “The Station Agent” ++++

(Drama,2003) Paul Benjamin, Peter Dinklage. A man who was born with dwarfism finds his solitude interrupted by a vendor and a woman. (Subtitled) (2h) (60) “Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace” +++ (Sci-Fi,1999) Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson. Two Jedi Knights help a queen save her world and discover a boy with great potential. (3h30)

2:30 p.m. (32) “Pretty Woman” +++

(Romance,1990) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. A wealthy businessman hires a freespirited call girl to be his companion for a week. (2h30)

3:30 p.m. (53) “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009)

Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. A pushy woman forces her assistant to marry her in order to avoid deportation to Canada. (3h)

4:00 p.m. (57) “The Story of Will Rogers” +++

(Biography,1952) Jane Wyman, Will Jr. Rogers. The biography of the political expert, Will Rogers, beginning with his days on the ranch. (2h)

5:00 p.m. (32) “The Wizard of Oz” ++++

(Musical,1939) Frank Morgan, Judy Garland. A tornado carries a young girl to a magical land where she encounters witches and wonders. (2h15)

(55) “The Outlaw Josey Wales” +++

(Western,1976) Chief Dan George, Clint Eastwood. An ex-Confederate soldier searches for the gang responsible for killing his family. (3h)

5:30 p.m. (60) “Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the

Clones” +++ (Sci-Fi,2002) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. A Jedi and his allies must battle mysterious forces that aim to enslave the universe. (3h40)

6:00 p.m. (57) “Bringing Up Baby” ++++

(Comedy,1938) Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn. A scientist embarks on a series of misadventures thanks to an heiress and a pet leopard. (2h) (61) “Angels and Demons” +++ (Mystery,2009) Ewan McGregor, Tom Hanks. A professor is called upon to help prevent an attack on the Vatican and solve a murder. (3h)

6:30 p.m. (53) “Night at the Museum” +++

(Comedy,2006) Ben Stiller, Robin Williams. A father is hired as the night guard at a museum where the exhibitions come to life. (2h30)

7:00 p.m. (51) “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007)

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. A quarterback’s bachelor lifestyle is put on hold when he discovers he has a daughter. (2h)

7:15 p.m. (32) “The Wizard of Oz” ++++

(Musical,1939) Frank Morgan, Judy Garland. A tornado carries a young girl to a magical land where she encounters witches and wonders. (2h15)

7:30 p.m. (25) “Eight Men Out” +++ (Drama,1988)

John Cusack, D.B. Sweeney. The story of the Chicago White Sox players who threw the 1919 World Series for cash. (2h30)

spirited call girl to be his companion for a week. (2h30)

10:00 p.m. (57) “Holiday” ++++ (Romance,1938)

Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn. An unhappy heiress falls in love with her stodgy sister’s freethinking fiancé. (2h)

12:00 a.m. (24) “Quantum of Solace” +++

(Action,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. James Bond goes rogue after an assassination attempt on M and looks into a Bolivian coup. (2h30) (57) “Sylvia Scarlett” +++ (Comedy,1935) Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn. An Englishwoman disguises herself as a boy while on the run with her father. (1h45)

1:30 a.m. (40) “Road Trip” +++ (Comedy,2000)

Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott. Friends go on a road trip to find an illicit videotape mistakenly sent to a girlfriend. (2h) (59) “Lean on Me” +++ (Drama,1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. An unorthodox principal creates controversy as he tries to shape up an inner-city school. (2h30)

1:35 a.m. (10) “Thirteen Days” +++ (Drama,2001)

Kevin Costner, Steven Culp. A detailed account of the thirteen days of tension during the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis. (2h55)

1:45 a.m. (57) “Victor, Victoria” ++++

(Musical,1982) James Garner, Julie Andrews. A struggling singer in 1930s Paris poses as a female impersonator with her friend’s help. (2h15)

2:30 a.m. (5) “The Prestige” +++ (Drama,2006)

Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman. The rivalry between two magicians leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy. (2h30)

8:00 p.m.

4:00 a.m.

(40) “The Hangover” +++ (Comedy,2009)

(57) “Little Women” ++++ (Drama,1933)

Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. After a wild night in Las Vegas, three men retrace their steps to locate a missing groom. (2h15) (49) “Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs” +++ (Animated,2009) Anna Faris, Bill Hader. An inventor accidentally launches a food-making machine into the atmosphere. (2h) (57) “The Philadelphia Story” ++++ (Comedy,1940) James Stewart, Katharine Hepburn. A socialite’s plans to remarry are complicated by the appearance of her exhusband. (2h)

Joan Bennett, Katharine Hepburn. Chronicles the lives of four sisters as they grow up and find love during the Civil War. (2h) (61) “The Silence of the Lambs” ++++ (Thriller,1991) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins. An FBI recruit works with a criminally insane man to catch a serial killer on the loose. (2h30)

9:00 p.m.

(32) “Mrs. Doubtfire” +++ (Comedy,1993)

(55) “The Outlaw Josey Wales” +++

(Western,1976) Chief Dan George, Clint Eastwood. An ex-Confederate soldier searches for the gang responsible for killing his family. (3h) (61) “The Silence of the Lambs” ++++ (Thriller,1991) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins. An FBI recruit works with a criminally insane man to catch a serial killer on the loose. (2h30)

9:10 p.m. (60) “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of

the Sith” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. Anakin is swayed by the Dark Side of the Force, putting Obi-Wan and Padme at risk. (3h44)

9:30 p.m. (32) “Pretty Woman” +++

(Romance,1990) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. A wealthy businessman hires a free-

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SUNDAY 9:00 a.m. Robin Williams, Sally Field. An actor poses as a female housekeeper in order to spend time with his children. (2h45) (55) “The Outlaw Josey Wales” +++ (Western,1976) Chief Dan George, Clint Eastwood. An ex-Confederate soldier searches for the gang responsible for killing his family. (3h)

11:00 a.m. (57) “Since You Went Away” +++

(War,1944) Claudette Colbert, Jennifer Jones. During wartime, a wife tries to maintain the semblance of normality for her two daughters. (3h)

11:45 a.m. (32) “The Wizard of Oz” ++++

(Musical,1939) Frank Morgan, Judy Garland. A tornado carries a young girl to a magical land where she encounters witches and wonders. (2h20)

12:00 p.m. (55) “Silverado” +++ (Western,1985)

Kevin Costner, Kevin Kline. Four drifters reluctantly unite to stop the injustices of a crooked New Mexican sheriff. (3h)

12:45 p.m. (40) “Road Trip” +++ (Comedy,2000)

Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott. Friends go on a road trip to find an illicit videotape mistakenly sent to a girlfriend. (2h)

1:00 p.m. (53) “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009)

Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. A pushy woman forces her assistant to marry her in order to avoid deportation to Canada. (3h)

1:30 p.m. (49) “Tom & Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale”

+++ (Children,2007) An army of cats

gathers to stop a mouse and his friends who are celebrating Christmas. (1h)

2:00 p.m. (57) “An American in Paris” ++++

(Musical,1951) Gene Kelly, Leslie Caron. An ex-GI stays in Paris to pursue a career as an artist and to romance women. (2h) (60) “Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones” +++ (Sci-Fi,2002) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. A Jedi and his allies must battle mysterious forces that aim to enslave the universe. (3h30)

3:00 p.m. (36) “An American Werewolf in London”

+++ (Horror,1981) David Naughton,

Jenny Agutter. Two students vacationing in London are attacked by a beast with supernatural powers. (2h) (55) “Young Guns” +++ (Western,1988) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. Six gunmen become fugitives from the law after ambushing their employer’s murderers. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (6) “The Prestige” +++ (Drama,2006)

Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman. The rivalry between two magicians leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy. (2h30) (32) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) (53) “Night at the Museum” +++ (Comedy,2006) Ben Stiller, Robin Williams. A father is hired as the night guard at a museum where the exhibitions come to life. (2h30) (57) “State Fair” +++ (Musical,1945) Jeanne Crain, Charles Winniger. This story centers on a family’s various reasons for attending the annual Iowa State Fair. (2h)

4:45 p.m. (40) “The Hangover” +++ (Comedy,2009)

Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. After a wild night in Las Vegas, three men retrace their steps to locate a missing groom. (2h15)

5:00 p.m. (24) “Elf” +++ (Comedy,2003) James Caan,

Will Ferrell. A man raised as an elf at the North Pole travels to New York to find his true father. (2h)

5:30 p.m. (60) “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of

the Sith” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. Anakin is swayed by the Dark Side of the Force, putting Obi-Wan and Padme at risk. (3h30)

6:00 p.m. (57) “It Happened on Fifth Avenue”

+++ (Comedy,1947) Ann Harding, Don

Friday, December 16, 2011

Best Movies DeFore. While a family is away for Christmas, a hobo and his friends live in their mansion. (2h)

7:00 p.m. (5) “Chances Are” +++ (Romance,1989)

Cybill Shepherd, Robert Downey Jr.. A man, who is reincarnated after 25 years, tries to reunite with his wife and child. (2h) (40) “Wedding Crashers” +++ (Comedy,2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Two womanizers sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air. (2h35) (49) “Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs” +++ (Animated,2009) Anna Faris, Bill Hader. An inventor accidentally launches a food-making machine into the atmosphere. (2h)

7:30 p.m. (25) “Eight Men Out” +++ (Drama,1988)

John Cusack, D.B. Sweeney. The story of the Chicago White Sox players who threw the 1919 World Series for cash. (2h30)

8:00 p.m. (57) “The Man Who Came to Dinner”

++++ (Comedy,1942) Bette Davis,

Monty Woodley. When a lecturer injures himself outside a family’s home, they are forced to take him in. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (9) “Los Tres Mosqueteros” +++

(Adventure,1993) Cantiflas, Angel Garasa. En esta parodia de la celebre novela, Cantinflas hace el papel de D’Artagnan. (1h30) (32) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h)

reluctantly unite to stop the injustices of a crooked New Mexican sheriff. (3h)

12:00 p.m. (57) “Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream

House” +++ (Comedy,1948) Cary Grant, Myrna Loy. A man’s home turns into a horrible nightmare as he resettles his family in Connecticut. (2h)

1:00 p.m. (51) “Wizards of Waverly Place: The

Movie” +++ (Family,2009) Selena Gomez, David Henrie. Alex accidentally casts a spell that makes it so her parents have never met. (1h45)

2:00 p.m. (57) “Topper” +++ (Comedy,1937) Cary

Grant, Constance Bennett. A married couple in a car accident return to Earth as ghosts and must perform a good deed. (2h)

4:00 p.m. (57) “Suspicion” ++++ (Thriller,1941)

Cary Grant, Joan Fontaine. A woman gradually realizes that her irresponsible husband intends to have her killed. (2h)

5:00 p.m. (53) “Monsters vs. Aliens” +++

(Animated,2009) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen. A woman is turned into a giant monster and becomes part of a secret government team. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (55) “A Christmas Carol” +++

12:00 a.m.

(Drama,1984) George C. Scott, Nigel Davenport. An old man who hates Christmas is taught its true meaning and spirit by three ghosts. (2h30) (57) “A Tale of Two Cities” +++ (Classic,1958) Dirk Bogarde, Dorothy Tutin. A man makes the ultimate sacrifice in the name of love during the French Revolution. (2h15)

(24) “Elf” +++ (Comedy,2003) James Caan,

7:00 p.m.

Will Ferrell. A man raised as an elf at the North Pole travels to New York to find his true father. (2h)

12:30 a.m. (57) “Fanny and Alexander” ++++

(Drama,1983) Bertil Guve, Pernilla Allwin. A widow and her children suffer hardships when she marries a conservative church leader. (Subtitled) (3h30)

3:30 a.m. (51) “Going to the Mat” +++

(Family,2004) Andrew Lawrence, Khleo Thomas. A blind boy takes up the sport of wrestling and learns the importance of self-acceptance. (1h30)

MONDAY 6:30 a.m. (36) “An American Werewolf in London”

+++ (Horror,1981) David Naughton,

Jenny Agutter. Two students vacationing in London are attacked by a beast with supernatural powers. (2h)

7:00 a.m. (55) “Shane” ++++ (Western,1953) Alan

Ladd, Jean Arthur. A gunfighter helps defend homesteaders against a land baron and his vicious hired killer. (2h45)

8:00 a.m. (57) “Mr. Lucky” +++ (Romance,1943)

Cary Grant, Laraine Day. A gambler pretends to be working with a charity to raise money to buy himself a boat. (2h)

9:45 a.m. (55) “Silverado” +++ (Western,1985)

Kevin Costner, Kevin Kline. Four drifters

Friday, December 16, 2011

(29) “The Holiday” +++ (Romance,2006)

Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet. Two women with romance issues swap homes and fall for men in their new neighbourhoods. (3h01)

7:30 p.m. (41) “Tombstone” +++ (Western,1993)

Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. Wyatt Earp comes out of retirement and forms a group to fight a gang of unruly outlaws. (3h)

8:15 p.m. (57) “Scrooge” ++++ (Musical,1970)

Albert Finney, Alec Guinness. Three spirits visit Scrooge, a miserable man soured on the meaning of Christmas. (2h)

8:30 p.m. (55) “A Christmas Carol” +++

(Drama,1984) George C. Scott, Nigel Davenport. An old man who hates Christmas is taught its true meaning and spirit by three ghosts. (2h30)

9:00 p.m. (36) “Population 436” +++ (Thriller,2006)

Jeremy Sisto, Leigh Enns. A census taker is enchanted with an idyllic village, unaware of their sinister beliefs. (2h)

9:30 p.m. (51) “Beauty and the Beast” ++++

(Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (1h30)

10:30 p.m. (41) “Tombstone” +++ (Western,1993)

Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. Wyatt Earp comes out of retirement and forms a group to fight a gang of unruly outlaws. (3h15)

11:00 p.m. (36) “Joshua” +++ (Horror,2007) Sam

Rockwell, Vera Farmiga. A young boy takes a sinister turn for the worst after the birth of his little sister. (2h30) (53) “Marley and Me” +++ (Drama,2008) Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston. A rambunctious puppy changes the lives of a couple in a frustratingly wonderful way. (3h) (57) “Scrooge” ++++ (Musical,1970) Albert Finney, Alec Guinness. Three spirits visit Scrooge, a miserable man soured on the meaning of Christmas. (1h) (29) “The Holiday” +++ (Romance,2006) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet. Two women with romance issues swap homes and fall for men in their new neighbourhoods. (3h01)

12:00 a.m. (57) “Hopscotch” +++ (Spy,1980) Glenda

Jackson, Walter Matthau. A bitter ex-CIA agent writes a book exposing the dirty secrets of intelligence agency’s. (2h)

2:00 a.m. (57) “The Horse’s Mouth” +++

(Comedy,1958) Alec Guinness, Kay Walsh. Eccentric painter seeks oddball surfaces for his more ambitious paintings. (1h45)

4:45 a.m. (57) “Cimarron” +++ (Western,1931)

Irene Dunne, Richard Dix. A man who starts a newspaper becomes a respected peacekeeper, until he deserts his family. (2h15)

TUESDAY 7:00 a.m. (55) “Heidi” +++ (Children,1937) Jean

Hersholt, Shirley Temple. A youngster brings love to her grandfather and happiness to a disabled girl. (2h)

10:00 a.m. (51) “Beauty and the Beast” ++++

(Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (1h30) (53) “Monsters vs. Aliens” +++ (Animated,2009) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen. A woman is turned into a giant monster and becomes part of a secret government team. (2h)

1:30 p.m. (57) “My Favorite Wife” +++

(Comedy,1940) Cary Grant, Irene Dunne. A female explorer, who was presumed dead in a plane crash, returns home seven years later. (1h30)

2:00 p.m. (53) “Marley and Me” +++ (Drama,2008)

Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston. A rambunctious puppy changes the lives of a couple in a frustratingly wonderful way. (3h) (59) “Sunset Park” +++ (Sport,1996) Fredro Starr, Rhea Perlman. A female teacher with no basketball experience becomes the coach of an all-male team. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (57) “I Remember Mama” +++

(Drama,1948) Barbara Bel Geddes, Irene Dunne. A matriarch keeps her house and family in order in turn-of-the-century San Francisco. (2h30)

5:00 p.m. (36) “The Postman” +++ (Drama,1997)

Kevin Costner, Will Patton. A performer offers hope to war-weary, desolate com-

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munities by pretending he is a postman. (4h)

6:00 p.m. (55) “A Christmas Carol” +++

(Drama,1984) George C. Scott, Nigel Davenport. An old man who hates Christmas is taught its true meaning and spirit by three ghosts. (2h30)

8:30 p.m. (55) “A Christmas Carol” +++

(Drama,1984) George C. Scott, Nigel Davenport. An old man who hates Christmas is taught its true meaning and spirit by three ghosts. (2h30)

9:00 p.m. (57) “Holiday Affair” +++ (Drama,1949)

various situations during their stay at a posh hotel. (2h)

3:30 p.m. (55) “The Sandlot” +++ (Children,1993)

Mike Vitar, Tom Guiry. A baseball team tries to retrieve an autographed baseball after a ferocious dog steals it. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (29) “The Christmas Blessing” +++

(Drama,2005) Neil Patrick Harris, Angus T. Jones. A man meets a young woman and little boy who are in need of miracles for the holidays. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (49) “Cloudy With A Chance Of

+++ (Musical,1949) Judy Garland, Van

Meatballs” +++ (Animated,2009) Anna Faris, Bill Hader. An inventor accidentally launches a food-making machine into the atmosphere. (2h) (55) “A Christmas Carol” +++ (Drama,1984) George C. Scott, Nigel Davenport. An old man who hates Christmas is taught its true meaning and spirit by three ghosts. (2h30) (57) “The Front” ++++ (Comedy/ Drama,1976) Woody Allen, Zero Mostel. A down-on-his-luck waiter is asked to put his name on the script of a blacklisted writer. (2h)

Johnson. A music store clerk falls in love with her pen pal who is actually her dreaded boss. (1h45)

(57) “Ball of Fire” +++ (Comedy,1941)

Janet Leigh, Robert Mitchum. A man offers to buy a model train set for a boy whose mother cannot afford it. (1h30)

10:30 p.m. (57) “Bachelor Mother” ++++

(Comedy,1939) Charles Coburn, Ginger Rogers. A woman finds an infant on her doorstep and learns to cope with everyone’s assumptions. (1h30)

1:45 a.m. (57) “In the Good Old Summertime”

2:00 a.m. (24) “Quantum of Solace” +++

(Action,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. James Bond goes rogue after an assassination attempt on M and looks into a Bolivian coup. (2h30)

3:00 a.m. (59) “Sunset Park” +++ (Sport,1996)

Fredro Starr, Rhea Perlman. A female teacher with no basketball experience becomes the coach of an all-male team. (2h)

WEDNESDAY 7:00 a.m. (55) “Curly Top” +++ (Musical,1935) John

Boles, Shirley Temple. An orphan plays matchmaker to get her older sister to marry a handsome millionaire. (1h45)

7:30 a.m. (57) “Walk on the Wild Side” +++

(Drama,1962) Barbara Stanwyck, Laurence Harvey. A man tries to track down his former sweetheart who is now working in a bordello. (2h)

9:30 a.m. (57) “In the Cool of the Day” +++

(Romance,1962) Jane Fonda, Peter Finch. A young woman’s quest for freedom causes turmoil with her doting yet confused husband. (1h30)

11:00 a.m. (57) “Cat Ballou” ++++ (Comedy,1965)

Jane Fonda, Lee Marvin. A teacher-turnedtrain-robber teams up with a gunfighter to avenge her father’s death. (1h45)

12:45 p.m. (57) “Spirits of the Dead (aka Tales of

Mystery and Imagination)” +++ (Horror,1968) Brigitte Bardot, Jane Fonda. Horror tales based on stories by Edgar Allan Poe, William Wilson, and Tobby Dammit. (2h15)

3:00 p.m. (57) “California Suite” +++

(Comedy,1979) Maggie Smith, Michael Caine. Several couples become involved in

8:00 p.m. Barbara Stanwyck, Gary Cooper. Men working on a slang encyclopedia enlist the aid of a woman wanted by the mob. (2h)

8:30 p.m. (55) “A Christmas Carol” +++

(Drama,1984) George C. Scott, Nigel Davenport. An old man who hates Christmas is taught its true meaning and spirit by three ghosts. (2h30)

9:30 p.m. (51) “Toy Story” +++ (Animated,1995)

Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. A boy’s favorite toy, Woody, feels threatened by the arrival of a new birthday present. (1h30)

10:00 p.m. (24) “Elf” +++ (Comedy,2003) James

Caan, Will Ferrell. A man raised as an elf at the North Pole travels to New York to find his true father. (2h) (57) “Born Yesterday” ++++ (Drama,1950) Broderick Crawford, Judy Holliday. A young man is hired to teach a former chorus girl how to become a more refined lady. (2h)

12:00 a.m. (57) “A Face in the Crowd” +++

(Drama,1957) Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal. A female radio reporter turns a folk-singing drifter into a powerful media star. (2h15)

1:30 a.m. (55) “The Longest Yard” +++

(Comedy,1974) Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert. A former pro-football quarterback leads a team of convicts in a football game. (2h30)

2:15 a.m. (57) “No Time for Sergeants” ++++

(Comedy,1956) Andy Griffith, Nick Adams. When a naïve Georgian farm boy is drafted into the army, he finds it difficult to adjust. (2h)

3:00 a.m. (24) “Friday” +++ (Comedy,1995) Chris

Tucker, Ice Cube. Two friends must come up with $200, to pay drug dealer Big Worm for marijuana they smoked. (2h)

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8:00 a.m. (55) “The Sandlot” +++ (Children,1993)

Mike Vitar, Tom Guiry. A baseball team tries to retrieve an autographed baseball after a ferocious dog steals it. (2h30)

9:00 a.m. (24) “Rendition” +++ (Drama,2007) Meryl

Streep, Reese Witherspoon. A wife searches for her missing husband after he is detained as a possible terrorist. (2h)

9:15 a.m. (57) “Strangers on a Train” ++++

(Suspense,1951) Farley Granger, Robert Walker. When a stranger discuses a potential murder, a tennis pro assumes it is only hypothetical. (1h45)

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10:00 a.m. (51) “Toy Story” +++ (Animated,1995)

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Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. A boy’s favorite toy, Woody, feels threatened by the arrival of a new birthday present. (1h30)

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(57) “Dallas” +++ (Action,1950) Gary

Cooper, Ruth Roman. An ex-Confederate officer goes back to Dallas to seek vengeance. (2h)

12:45 p.m. (55) “White Christmas” ++++

(Musical,1954) Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye. Entertainers stage a musical show to save their commanding officer’s inn and find romance. (2h45)

3:00 p.m. (57) “Since You Went Away” +++

(War,1944) Claudette Colbert, Jennifer Jones. During wartime, a wife tries to maintain the semblance of normality for her two daughters. (3h)

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(55) “A Christmas Carol” +++

(Drama,1984) George C. Scott, Nigel Davenport. An old man who hates Christmas is taught its true meaning and spirit by three ghosts. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (36) “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince

Caspian” +++ (Fantasy,2008) Georgie Henley, Ben Barnes. Four children help fight to restore a kingdom to it’s rightful heir. (3h)

6:00 p.m. (55) “A League of Their Own” +++

(Comedy,1992) Geena Davis, Tom Hanks. Two sisters join a female professional baseball league during the Second World War. (3h) (57) “The Thin Man” ++++ (Mystery,1934) Myrna Loy, William Powell. A husband-and-wife detective team takes on the search for a missing inventor. (1h45)

7:00 p.m. (36) “Batman Forever” +++

(Action,1995) Jim Carrey, Val Kilmer. The caped crusader and his brand new partner, Robin, battle Two-Face and The Riddler. (2h30)

7:45 p.m. (57) “After the Thin Man” +++

(Mystery,1936) Myrna Loy, William Powell. A detective and his wife are drawn into a murder case when his cousin’s husband vanishes. (2h)

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(Comedy,1992) Geena Davis, Tom Hanks. Two sisters join a female professional baseball league during the Second World War. (3h)

9:30 p.m. (51) “Toy Story 2” +++ (Animated,1999)

Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. The toys mount a bold rescue mission when Woody is stolen by an avid toy collector. (1h40)

9:45 p.m. (57) “Another Thin Man” +++

(Mystery,1939) Myrna Loy, William Powell. A husband-and-wife detective team inves-

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11:45 p.m. (41) “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” +++

(Documentary,2003) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. A collection of highlights from stand-up comedy routines made during the 2002 tour. (2h)

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(57) “The Thin Man Goes Home” +++

(Mystery,1944) Myrna Loy, William Powell. A detective team takes their family on vacation and winds up embroiled in a murder case. (1h45) Roswell Daily Record: Movies Dec 16, 2011 to Dec 22, 2011

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