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TVScreens FRIDAY, MARCH 29, 2013

A full house Sarah Chalke stars as a single mother who returns to live with her parents in “How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life).” The real-life experiences of Claudia Lenow, the show’s creator, provides the inspiration for the new network comedy, premiering Wednesday, April 3 on ABC.

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Empty nest no more ABC wants you to know ‘How to Live with Your Parents’ By Shona Dustan TV Media

t’s been a rough year for network comedies. Fan favorites “30 Rock” and “The Office” will come to an end this spring after seven and nine seasons, respectively. The axe has also fallen on some once-promising freshman comedies: NBC’s “Animal Practice” was canceled in October, less than a month after it premiered, while “Partners” (CBS) was canned in November, and “Ben and Kate” (Fox) said goodbye in January. Despite this, half-hour comedies are a prime-time staple and so many finales and cancelations just means more room for new shows as each network rolls out what they hope will be the next big thing. ABC was not spared its competitors’ grief in the comedy arena with a few losses of its own. But the network is ready to jump back into the game with a brand new sitcom -- “How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)” premieres Wednesday, April 3, and ABC hopes it may be that “next big thing” everyone is looking for. With a cast chock-full of television veterans, “How to Live with Your Parents” certainly looks promising. Sarah Chalke headlines the show as

Polly, a single mother who, along with her daughter, Natalie, returns to live with her parents indefinitely. Polly is an uptight, worry-wart type who clashes with her mom and laid-back dad. Throw in a loafer of an ex-husband hovering around Polly’s periphery and you have a household of hijinks and, hopefully, comedy gold. Chalke will be a very familiar face to most viewers as she’s been an almost constant presence on network television since she was 17 years old. This will also be a homecoming of sorts, as her first major role was a four-season stint as Becky Connor, the eldest of the two Connor sisters on the hit series “Roseanne,” which aired on ABC from 1988 to 1997. In 2001, she appeared again on prime-time television as the eccentric-but-endearing Dr. Elliot Reid on the Emmy award-winning “Scrubs,” which began on NBC but had its last two seasons air on ABC. While working on “Scrubs,” Chalke also found the time to guest star on another CBS gem “How I Met Your Mother,” playing the role of Stella, a woman with whom Ted has an ill-fated love affair. When “Scrubs” ended in 2010, Chalke wasn’t gone for long. She was back just a season later with the debut of the short-lived “Mad Love,” again on CBS. From there, it was

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back home to ABC for a recurring role on “Cougar Town,” and it’s where she remains for “How to Live with Your Parents.” The titular parents are equally familiar to television fans. Elizabeth Perkins steps up as Polly’s mother, Elaine, a slightly unhinged woman who is leery of how her new housemates will affect her lifestyle. Perkins began her successful career in the 1980s, landing her first role in the Demi Moore/ Rob Lowe flick “About Last Night” (1986). She went on to play many memorable supporting roles, including Tom Hanks’ love interest in “Big” (1988), Wilma to John Goodman’s Fred in “The Flintstones” (1994), and mother of the precocious young Susan in “Miracle on 34th Street” (1994). Perkins made the leap to the small screen in 2005, starting a five-season run as a scheming, manipulative housewife on the hit Showtime series “Weeds.” In the role of Polly’s father is Brad Garrett, a man with face and voice recognized by millions. Most will know him as Ray’s no-nonsense cop brother Robert Barone from “Everybody Loves Raymond,” a huge hit for CBS that ran nine seasons from 1996 to 2005. Garrett is no stranger to the big screen, either. He’s had roles in a number of popular films over the years, including “The Suicide Kings” (1997), Woody Allen’s “Sweet and Lowdown” (1999), and the family comedy “The Pacifier” (2005). But it’s his voice that has brought him the most success. Deep, sonorous and a little goofy, Garrett’s voice has landed him roles in many poplar animated films, such as “Casper” (1995), “A Bug’s Life” (1998), “Finding Nemo” (2003) and “Ratatouille” (2007). Incidentally, Perkins also lent her voice to “Finding Nemo,” but just a few lines: she played Nemo’s mom, who is only in the first scene of the movie. Rounding out the cast of “How to Live with Your Parents” are two relative newcomers. Rachel Eggleston, who plays Polly’s daughter, Natalie, has already racked up some impressive screen time in only two years of acting work. She’s been seen in episodes of “The Mentalist,” Austin & Ally,” “Justified” and “House,” among

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Sarah Chalke in “How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)” parents 15 years ago, she had no idea other shows, and “How to Live with Your Parents” will be her first time as a her decision would provide her with network comedy material years later. series regular. Playing Natalie’s dad -Speaking with “The Hollywood Reand Polly’s incompetent but affable exhusband -- is comedian Jon Dore. Dore porter,” Lonow said that “everything is is an experienced stand-up comic who based in reality. It’s unbelievable, I know. It started out as just sort of like a has guest starred on “How I Met Your life-crisis situation and now it’s a crazy Mother” and appeared multiple times thing that I just can’t seem to get out on the late-night “Conan.” of.” Even Claudia Lonow, the show’s With real life as comedy fodder and creator, has spent her share of time in television icons in lead roles, “How to front of the camera: she was a series Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of regular on the Emmy-winning series “Knott’s Landing” from 1979 to 1984. Your Life)” may be exactly what ABC needs to shake up it’s comedy lineup. “How to Live With Your Parents” is a Viewers can judge for themselves labor of love for Lonow. In fact, the show is her life. Literally. When she and when the series premieres on Wednesday, April 3, on ABC. her daughter moved back in with her

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A winning ‘Game’ HBO’s fantasy epic is bigger than ever By Andrew Warren TV Media

ust as our winter is retreating to make room for spring, a more frigid and frightening winter is advancing on the seven kingdoms of Westeros. Make no mistake. While winter may be coming to HBO’s runaway hit series “Game of Thrones,” it’s a safe bet that audiences will also be tuning in for the fantasy drama’s third-season premiere. Sunday, March 31, marks the return of the intrigue, drama and lust that’s whetted our appetites for grownup fantasy, which is often hard to find on the small screen. For the uninitiated, a little background may be in order. “Game of Thrones” is a gritty political drama set in the fictional kingdom of Westeros, where several powerful factions clash with each other as they vie for the throne of the land. Meanwhile, other threats rise beyond the realm’s borders, including an army of barbaric peoples from the north, an exiled queen in the far east (who happens to have the only three dragons in the entire world), and even an impending winter that could last for years. As the curtain lifts on the third season, we find the kingdom in turmoil. One claimant for the throne is dead and another lies disgraced and defeated. The hated House Lannister’s position is more secure than ever, while the northerners of House Stark find themselves caught between two merciless enemies. It’s a riveting story, made all the better by the richness and the depth of its source material. George R. R. Martin’s

Kit Harington in a scene from “Game of Thrones” nue that inevitably comes with it), literary saga, “A Song of Ice and Fire” HBO is hoping to help rectify this by (the first book, “A Game of Thrones,” gives the TV adaptation its name), was splitting the third book in two: both the third and eventual fourth seasons already a bestselling series of novels will be based on book series’ third novbefore it was even a twinkle in HBO’s eye. Now it’s been elevated to another el, “A Storm of Swords.” And if that isn’t enough to quench level, echoing the boost that another the audience’s thirst for more “Game legendary fantasy series, “The Lord of of Thrones,” longer episodes may do the Rings,” had after its film adaptathe trick. While the previous seasons’ tions enthralled movie audiences episodes clocked in at around 52 minworldwide. utes, Season 3 is getting the superNever a network to sit idly on its success, HBO is making a few changes sized treatment, with episodes running between 56 and 57 minutes on order. to the series’ successful formula in a Unsurprisingly, “Game of Thrones’” bid for a ratings hat trick. is adding a bevy of new characters for With only 10 episodes per season -the new season as well, along with the and with source novels thick enough actors to play them. As in seasons past, to be used as a weapon -- a lot of the the new faces range from established original content has had to be altered, compressed or even left out complete- actors with a list of acting credits as wide as the Narrow Sea, to relative ly. Flush with the success of the first neophytes. two seasons (not to mention the reve-

Stepping into the shoes of the aged and crafty noblewoman Olenna Tyrell, the so-called “Queen of Thorns,” is screen legend Dame Diana Rigg. Probably best known for her role as agent Emma Peel in the 1960s spy show “The Avengers,” she also starred opposite George Lazenby in the 1969 James Bond flick “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.” Former child actor Thomas Sangster has, unlike so many other stars who got their starts as kids, successfully kept up his career’s momentum into adulthood. His breakout role came in 2003 with the feel-good holiday movie “Love Actually,” and he hasn’t looked back since. Lately, he’s been heard more than he’s been seen, lending his voice to the character Ferb Fletcher in Disney’s cartoon “Phineas and Ferb.” In Westeros, he’ll be playing the young nobleman Jojen Reed, a loyalist of House Stark who comes from the swampy lowlands to give what help he can to the Stark children. Meanwhile, beyond the icy wall that separates the civilized lands of Westeros from the frigid and deadly north, a leader and king has emerged amongst the barbaric Wildling people. Slipping

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Born to Explore Sea Rescue Recipe Rehab Food for Th 5 : 0 0 S a t u r d a y T o d a y (N) E yewitness News 4 Weekend The Chica Show Pajanimals Poppy Cat Justin Time LazyTown N o o d l e Do od l e E x p r e s s M ed i a S n o w bo a r d i n g P ro g . p ag ado P ro g . p ag ado Raggs The Jet Plane The Jet Plane LazyTown P ro g . p ag ado P ro g . p ag ado Super Latina O p e rac i o n Re p o H i s tori as d e la V i rg e n M o ren a 5 : 0 0 C B S T h i s M o r n in g S a t u r d a y K R Q E N e w s 1 3 S a t u r d a y M o r n i n g T h e D o o d l eb op s T h e D o o d l eb op s B u s y t o w n M y s t . B u s y t o w n M y s t . W T A T e n n i s Sony Open (L) 5:00 Light of the South Donkey Ollie Cowboy Da n Dr. Wonder Retro News Dr. Pendleton Acquire the Fire Joe McGee Life Beyond Dr. Alewine Rabbi Rantz Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program < I t ' s C o m p l i c a t e d +++ ('09) Steve Martin, Meryl Streep. 30 fo r 30 "The 16th Man" Ring of Fire: The Emile Griffi th Story : 4 5 I n t o t h e C o ld : A J o u r n e y o f t h e S o u l < R u n n i ng th e S a h a ra +++ ('08) Matt Damon. S p o r t s C en t e r S p o r t s C en t e r S p o r t s C en t e r S p o r t s C en t e r N C A A B a sketb all Division I Tournament (L) 5:30 Gameday EP L S o c c e r Manchester United vs. Sunderland Site: Stadium of Light (L) C o l l e g e G a m ed a y S c o r e b o a r d SportsNation Sport Science Cheerleading Silent Library Silent Library Failosophy Failosophy Failosophy Failosophy Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Disaster Date Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program A rm y W i v e s "Blowback" < F a b F i v e : T h e T e xa s C h e e r l e a d e r S c a n d a l ++ ('08) Tatum O'Neal. Law & Order LawOrd e r "Teenage Wasteland" Dallas "Guilt & Innocence" M o nd a y "Truth or Consequences" S o u th l a n d "Hero's" B o s to n 's F i n es t "End of Days" Paid Program Paid Program F o u r H o u se s H o u s es "..and a Golden Rhino" H o u s es "..and a Disco Hot Tub" F o u r H o u se s "..and Two Red Lips" Un d e r Bo s s "Lucky Strike Lanes" Patient Ed O v e r h a u l i n ' "1954 Pickup" F a s t N ' L o u d "Trials of a T-Bird" F a s tL o u d "Mashed Up Mustang" T h e D e v i l s R i d e "War Crimes" (N) W e e d "Unarmed and Dangerous" Paid Program BBQ Addiction Guy's Big Bite Best Thing Best Thing I Ate Paulas Dishes Paulas Dishes P i o n e e r (N) S. Kitchen Paid Program Paid Program Twilight Zone S t r a n d e d "Three Valley Chateau" < W a r W o l v e s +++ ('09) John Saxon, Natasha Alam, Michael Worth. < 30 D ays o f Nig h t: Dark D ays ('10) Kiele Sanchez. L o v e C a ts "Cat Crazy in Japan" T o o C u te ! "Fuzzy Polar Puppies" T o o C u te ! 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Sabadazo C o mo d i c e e l d i c h o H u m o r c o m ed . N o ti c i e ro : F D S Oil Painting Quilt in a D ay Quilting Arts Fons & Porter Creative Living Just Seen It Hometime T h i s O l d H o us e A s k - O l d H o u s e W e l c o m e S t u d io S e w i n g N a n c y I t ' s S e w E a s y Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program < D e a th W i s h I V : T h e C ra c k d o w n + ('87) Kay Lenz, Charles Bronson. P a i d P ro g ra m Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program That '7 0s Show Paid Program Old Christine Paid Program 'Til Death Paid Program C ri m i n a l M i n d s "Catching Out" F ri e n d s 1/2 The Office Rules of Eng Two and Half Futurama Futurama Bloopers Bloopers < T h e B o y s A r e B a c k +++ ('09) Laura Fraser, Clive Owen. < W i c k e r P a r k +++ ('04) Rose Byrne, Matthew Lillard, Josh Hartnett. 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250-plus people who work on the show. She also said that the way the first season ended frees them up to expand the plot even further in the new one. “It allows us to complete an arc so that when we begin Season 2, there is the opportunity to get into some very deep, deep crimes.” Q: My question concerns “Drop Dead Diva”: Please tell me it’s coming back! It hasn’t been on since September, I believe -- it was Jane’s wedding, and she was kissing Grayson when her hubby-to-be walked in on them. Talk about a cliffhanger! A: The on-screen cliffhanger was rivaled by the off-screen one that happened this winter, as “Drop Dead Diva” was canceled, only to be saved a few months later. The show’s creator said it was all thanks to the fans. In an interview with (fittingly) TVFanatic.com, Josh Berman cited a fandriven petition and social media campaign as having changed Lifetime’s mind and rescuing the show from the scrap heap.

“I think everyone was surprised how vocal and strong the fan base was, and it was the fans that saved the show.” This, then, marks an all-too-rare success story for fan campaigns, most of which fall on deaf ears at the networks. However, a few other reports say that it wasn’t just a case of proving the show’s popularity. Deadline.com reported that it was backroom deals between Lifetime and Sony, the show’s production company, that made the show financially viable for the network to keep. Berman admits that there was some “creative financing” behind the decision, but told TVLine.com that “it won’t affect the viewing experience.” The show’s resurrection made for a lot of great pun headlines in the press, as it works so nicely with the show’s premise about a vapid model who comes back to life in the body of a brilliant, plus-size attorney.

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he set doesn’t feature any splashy designs or colors, and there are no over-the-top personalities to steal the spotlight away from the food itself. In a genre that’s increasingly populated by celebrity chefs and reality TVlike elements, this straightforward (yet still enjoyable) approach may just be what makes “America’s Test Kitchen” the highest-rated food show on PBS: it’s a cooking show, first and foremost -- it’s all about the food. With an Emmy win in 2012 for Outstanding Directing, a very loyal following and some high praise from critics (Julia Child once described it as “not a program for fluffies”), the series is still going strong in its 13th season. In each episode, bespectacled host Christopher Kimball and his team break down beloved recipes to help Americans rediscover classics with a no-nonsense, first-hand testing approach that ultimately serves up the best method and ingredients for

maximum flavor. It’s not a trend-conscious show -- you won’t find recipes for the latest in fusion cuisine here. But what it delivers are relatively foolproof recipes that have been exhaustively tested to ensure any home cook can execute well, even if he/she doesn’t have any of the latest gadgetry or equipment bearing some famous cook’s name. Of course, should the viewer feel the need to splurge on some equipment, each episode of “America’s Test Kitchen” also provides a little market research with its test reviews. Everything from blenders to skillets – and even ingredients such as ketchup and canned tomatoes -- have been put through vigorous testing to determine which ones delivered the best results time after time. Its sister PBS series, “Cook’s Country From America’s Test Kitchen,” shares much of the same format and show layout, but with a different focus on the more rustic and regional recipes that constitute American cuisine. Thanks to the TV programs, related radio shows, apps and multiple cook-

books, “America’s Test Kitchen” has established itself as quite the authority for many home cooks. But all of that success originated from a magazine. Kimball launched the original “Cook’s” magazine in 1980 with mixed success, then relaunched it in 1993 as “Cook’s Illustrated.” In a digital age when highprofile magazines are struggling just to stay afloat, “Cook’s Illustrated” has been a model for success with more than a million subscribers and a rarely seen 78 percent renewal rate. And in a savvy business move, the recipes and reviews from the TV programs can be viewed online at americastestkitchen.com -- but only if you have an online subscription (however, there is a free, 14-day trial membership). It’s a tactic that might not win any new fans among those who are trying to find a specific recipe online, but it does seem to ensure “America’s Test Kitchen” will continue to do what it does best -- deliver tried-and-true methods that allow home cooks to get the same results as these pros.

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(35) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef

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(35) 30 Minute Meals

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(35) Giada at Home

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As seen in “America’s Test Kitchen”

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Roswell Daily Record: Food Mar 29, 2013 to Apr 4, 2013

Friday, March 29, 2013

Television Crossword ACROSS 1 Work at The Food Network 5 “__ Smart” 8 Betting likelihoods 12 Ms. Leakes 13 Spring mo. 14 Brawl 15 Actress Jessica 16 XII - V = __ 17 “__ Life” by The Beatles: 2 wds. 18 Jane Eyre and Treasure Island, for example: 2 wds. 21 Ages and ages 22 Building extension 23 Namesakes of Mr. Griffith 26 Toothbrush brand 29 Fib 30 Wildebeest 31 “The Silence of the __” (1991) 34 Barbra Streisand/Ryan O’Neal movie, “The Main __” (1979) 36 ‘Motor’ suffix 37 Comedy’s Mr. Carvey 39 “The Real Housewives of __ __” on Bravo 44 Ms. Braxton 45 Bow 46 Vanished 47 “__ ideal world...”: 2

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Friday (51)

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A.N.T. Farm Chyna, Olive and Fletcher entertain with four back-to-back episodes of this comedy. Fletcher meets his inspiration, Zanko, a once-famous painter. When Chyna sees that he’s down, she tries to convince Fletcher to offer Zanko one of his paintings.

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Spider-Man Tobey Maguire stars as the daring web-slinger in this big-screen adaptation based on the comic book by Stan Lee and Steven Ditko. Mild-mannered teenager Peter Parker develops super powers after he’s bitten by a radioactive spider.

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China Anne McClain stars in “A.N.T. Farm”

is accidentally launched into space, food rains down on the town, but there are consequences. 6:00 p.m.

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Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Bill Hader and Anna Faris lend their voices to this fun-filled animated adaptation of the famous book by Judi and Ron Barrett. When an inventor’s food machine

It’s The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown It’s that time of year again so the gang celebrates spring in this classic animated special. A misguided Marcie tries to color Easter eggs by frying and roasting them. Linus insists the Easter Bea-

gle will take care of everything, but no one believes him.

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Shanghai Noon The Wild West meets the Far East in a battle for honor, royalty and gold when acrobatic Chong Wang comes to America to rescue a Chinese princess. With the help of a partner he doesn’t trust and a horse he can’t ride, he faces ruthless outlaws.

Hemingway & Gellhorn Follow one of the greatest literary romances of the 20th century in this bibliographical drama based on the passionate and often-tumultuous relationship of American writer and Nobel Prize laureate Ernest Hemingway and Second World War correspondent Martha Gellhorn. Having first met in Key West in 1936, the couple was reunited in Spain during the Spanish Civil War, where they spent many years together as lovers until their bitter divorce in 1945. Relive those years and explore the union between Hemingway and the only woman to ever ask him for a divorce -- the woman who also inspired him to write one of his most famous novels, “For Whom the Bell Tolls.” Director: Philip Kaufman. Stars: Nicole Kidman, Clive Owen, David Strathairn, Rodrigo Santoro, Molly Parker, Parker Posey, Lars Ulrich. 2012. 155 min. Drama. Earth’s Final Hours A small group of government agents are the world’s only hope for survival when a bizarre radiation storm erupts, causing dense matter from an imploded white hole to blast towards Earth and send the planet into crisis mode. A federal agent, a government agent and his rebellious son must track down an archaic satellite network in hopes of saving mankind from certain extinction.

Director: David Hogan. Stars: Hamza Adam, Julia Benson, Cameron Bright, Sage Brocklebank. 2012. 83 min. Sci-Fi. Planet Ocean Journey deep below the surface with the help of travel writer Michael Pitiot, a group of top researchers, oceanographers and biologists from around the world to explore the links between humankind and the ocean. Investigate some of the ocean’s greatest natural mysteries, the governance issue of the high seas, and the importance of understanding and protecting the planet’s greatest bodies of water. Includes stunning aerial footage by photographer and director Yann Arthus-Bertrand. Director: Yann Arthus-Bertrand. Stars: Josh Duhamel. 2012. 90 min. Documentary. Stitches Six years after a prank left Stitches the Clown dead at Tom’s birthday party, the bitter clown returns from the dead to exact revenge on the children who were responsible for his death. Now 17 years old, Tom is deciding on whether to throw a big birthday party or just a small get-together with friends, only to have everyone show up – including the dead clown who has risen from his grave. Director: Conor McMahon. Stars: Ross Noble, Tommy Knight, Eoghan McQuinn. 2012. 86 min. Horror.

Late Laughs Conan: Conan O’Brien Cardinals from all over the world are gathering in Rome to select the next Pope. You can watch the whole process on “Vatican’s Got Talent.”

Dennis Rodman visited North Korea. Rodman came back and said President Obama should call North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. But President Obama was busy discussing Iran’s nuclear capabilities with Scottie Pippen.

The Late, Late Show:

Saturday Night Live:

Jimmy Kimmel

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They just passed something in Hawaii called the Steven Tyler Act. It’s a sweeping piece of legislation that says you must wear a scarf at all times.

The people of Venezuela aren’t sure who’ll replace Hugo Chavez. CBS suggested Ashton Kutcher.

It was announced this week that Girls Gone Wild, the soft-core porn company, has filed for bankruptcy. In response, drunk girls across the nation held their shirts at half-mast.

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Some parents in Massachusetts are upset with new “fat letters” being sent out by schools informing them that their children are obese. Though they could have used gentler phrasing than “Your kid’s a wicked porker.” Disney has developed a new video game called “Disney City Girl,” which lets players shop and work their way up the social ladder. To win the game, you just have to defeat all the progress women have ever made. Friday, March 29, 2013

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"The World in a Day" Giada at Home S. Kitchen Pioneer Woman P aulas Dishes Mama's Meals Guy's Big Bite Paid Program Paid Program Twilight Zone Twilight Zone < H u s k (2011, Horror) Wes Chatham, C.J. Thomason, Devon Graye. < C h i l d r e n o f t h e C o r n ('09) Kandyse McClure, David Anders. Un tam e d "Shark Takes Leg" F i n d i ng B i g f o o t "Squatch Spies" B i g f o o t "Bacon for Bigfoot" B i g f o o t "Bigfoot Merit Badge" B i g f o o t "Bigfoot Hoedown" B i g f o o t "Badlands Bigfoot" Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Suns Pre-Game Paid Program Game Time C o u rts i d e Jo n es C a r S c i e n c e Bob Redfern F i s h i ng / J oh n n y Th e Gam e 365 Th e Gam e 365 Disaster DIY Disas ter DIY Disaster DIY Dis aster DIY Disas ter DIY Disaster DIY P ro p erty "Parker and Francesca" L o v e L i s t "Heartsick Homeowners" I n c om e P ro p e rty Friends Friends Friends C o ug a r T o w n < T h e L o v e G u r u ++ ('08) Mike Myers. < O b s e r v e a n d R e p o r t ++ ('09) Seth Rogen. < O l d S c h o o l +++ Luke Wilson. 5:00 C M T Mu s i c C M T M us i c Music videos from the biggest names in country music. 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Soap Opera Update By Andrew Sawyer TV Media For the week of March 18 - 22 The Bold and the Beautiful Brooke and Bill celebrate the resurrection of Brooke’s Bedroom line together, but Taylor tells them that the line will be a failure and is sure to hurt the company. Taylor warns Katie that she needs to be worried about how close her sister and husband have become and she later loses her cool when she finds them drunk together in the Forrester Showroom. Meanwhile, Rick and Taylor get into a heated argument over Brooke and Bill, while Katie becomes certain Brooke is really trying to steal her man. Caroline dons sexy lingerie to entice Rick into noticing her again, but she is forced to confront him head-on when throwing herself at him fails. Dayzee reveals that she’s a Forrester and advises Maya to steer clear of Rick after Maya spills about their date and his secrecy surrounding his identity. Hope is emotionally shattered when

she finds a drawing of Steffy’s wedding gown. Days of Our Lives Sick of their suspicions, Brady decides he’s finished with John and Marlena for good and he proposes to an ecstatic Kristen. Once he learns that Jennifer thinks he slept with Chloe, Daniel rushes out to the Horton cabin to clear things up and they reunite. Chloe just about gives up on her scheming, until Parker inspires a new idea in her. Nicole finds herself attracted to Vargas when she sees him at the rectory. Cameron keeps a curious Abigail in the dark after she helps keep Anne off of his trail when he conducts mysterious business at the hospital. Nick blackmails Will into giving up his parental rights, but Gabi insists she wants him to be a part of his daughter’s life. Nick uses harsh language against Sonny and the two end up in a brawl. General Hospital Luke makes a meaningful revelation to Laura after having a heartfelt conversation about her with Lulu. Scott receives relationship advice from Lucy and then tells Laura he wants to marry her immediately.

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After a devastating loss, Charlie and the rest of the group must carry on with heavy hearts. Meanwhile, Miles and Nora seek out his former Militia comrade Jim Hudson, and Rachel searches for a power source as she tries to win back her daughter’s love.

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The freshman comedy wraps up in this season finale. Ready to have a child, couple Bryan and David enlisted the help of surrogate Goldie. The midwestern waitress moves to L.A. with her 8-year-old daughter to escape her dead-end life.

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When the search for an UnSub targeting middle-aged men leads the BAU to Chicago, Morgan revisits his old neighborhood. Morgan finds a clue that indicates the case may be connected to the man who molested him as a child. Skipp Sudduth guest stars.

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Hugh Dancy stars as criminal profiler Will Graham in this new drama, which explores the early years of Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Stumped by a case, Graham enlists the help of the brilliant Lecter, unaware he’s actually a fiendish serial killer.

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Elementary (10)

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While a Nor’easter rages outside, Sherlock and Joan attempt to prevent the robbery of one of the largest cash vaults in the United States. Sherlock also tries to help a transgender woman who’s struggling to recover from a break-up.

Best Movies FRIDAY 9:15 a.m. (57) “Penthouse” +++ (Mystery,1933) Myrna

Loy, Warner Baxter. A society lawyer loses his prestige when he defends a gangster boss. (1h45)

9:30 a.m. (49) “Planet 51” +++ (Animated,2009) Voices

of Justin Long, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. A teenage alien helps a U.S. astronaut run from an angry mob that wants to kill him. (2h)

10:00 a.m. (36) “Manticore” ++ (Horror,2005) Heather

Donahue, Robert Beltran. In Iraq, a man attacks U.S. soldiers with a half-lion, halfdragon monster, the Manticore. (2h)

11:00 a.m. (51) “Cars” ++++ (Animated,2006) Voices of

Owen Wilson, Paul Newman. A young race car learns to appreciate his friends and family, and let go of his wild life. (2h) (57) “Adam Had Four Sons” ++ (Drama,1941) Ingrid Bergman, Susan Hayward. A French governess is hired to care for a wealthy man’s four sons. (1h30)

11:30 a.m. (53) “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” ++

(Comedy,2008) Mila Kunis, Jason Segel. After a musician is dumped by his actress girlfriend, he travels to Hawaii to heal. (2h30)

12:00 p.m. (55) “Hulk” ++ (Action,2003) Eric Bana, Nick

Nolte. An accidental experiment transforms a geneticist into a powerful giant green brute. (3h) (59) “Above the Rim” ++ (Drama,1994) Duane Martin, Tupac Shakur. A talented high school basketball player is torn between his coach and a local gangster. (2h)

1:45 p.m. (57) “Just Before Dawn” ++ (Mystery,1946)

Craig Reynolds, Adelle Roberts. Dr. Ordway is tricked into giving one of his patients a lethal injection. (1h15)

2:00 p.m. (36) “Ogre” ++ (Sci-Fi,2008) John Schneider,

Ryan Kennedy. An ogre rules a town that has been stuck in time since the 19th century. (2h) (53) “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009) Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. A pushy woman forces her assistant to marry her in order to avoid deportation to Canada. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (55) “Godzilla” +++ (Sci-Fi,1998) Hank Azaria,

Matthew Broderick. Godzilla rises from the ocean’s depths and destroys everything in its path, including NYC. (3h) (57) “The Millerson Case” ++ (Mystery,1947) Addison Richards, Victor Potel. While on vacation, an ex-crook tries to solve a murder case. (1h15)

4:30 p.m. (59) “Four Brothers” +++ (Action,2005) Mark

Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson. Four brothers reunite to track down their adoptive mother’s killer. (2h30)

5:30 p.m. (42) “Fame” ++ (Comedy,2009) Kay Panabaker,

Naturi Naughton. An updated version of the 1980 film that followed talented high school students in NY. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (32) “Watchmen” +++ (Action,2009) Billy

Crudup, Malin Akerman. A group of superheroes come out of retirement to look into the murder of one of their own. (3h)

6:30 p.m. (60) “Transporter 3” ++ (Action,2008) Jason

Statham, Natalya Rudakova. A driver has been pressured into transporting the kidnapped daughter of an official. (2h30)

8:00 p.m.

12:30 p.m.

(28) “Catfish” ++ (Docu-Drama,2010) Melody

(24) “The Break Up” ++ (Comedy,2006) Vince

C. Roscher, Henry Schulman. A filmmaker becomes intertwined in an online intrigue of love and deception. (2h) (53) “The A-Team” ++ (Action,2010) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. Veterans try to clear their names when the military suspects them of committing a crime. (3h)

9:00 p.m. (24) “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” ++

(Action,2009) Christopher Eccleston, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. An elite military unit known as G.I. Joe battle an evil organization. (2h) (60) “Batman Begins” +++ (Action,2005) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. After studying with a ninja leader, a young Bruce Wayne returns to Gotham to fight crime. (3h15)

Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. Feeling unappreciated, a woman breaks up with her boyfriend in hopes he will miss her. (2h30) (36) “Daybreakers” ++ (Action,2009) Ethan Hawke, Jay Laga’aia. Vampires plot their survival as they face a dwindling supply of human blood. (2h) (53) “XXX: State of the Union” ++ (Action,2005) Samuel L. Jackson, Ice Cube. A man must foil a military splinter group that threatens to overthrow the U.S. government. (2h30)

1:15 p.m. (60) “Batman Begins” +++ (Action,2005)

Christian Bale, Michael Caine. After studying with a ninja leader, a young Bruce Wayne returns to Gotham to fight crime. (3h28)

10:00 p.m.

1:30 p.m.

(59) “Coach Carter” ++ (Drama,2005) Samuel

(55) “Catwoman” ++ (Action,2004) Benjamin

L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. A basketball coach prevents his team from playing until they improve their grades. (3h)

10:15 p.m. (41) “Son-In-Law” ++ (Comedy,1993) Carla

Gugino, Pauly Shore. A college student poses as his friend’s fiancé when visiting her family for the holidays. (1h45)

10:30 p.m. (55) “Land of the Dead” ++ (Action,2005)

John Leguizamo, Simon Baker. Zombies attack the walled city that is a stronghold for the world’s last human survivors. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (24) “Gone in 60 Seconds” ++ (Action,2000)

Bratt, Halle Berry. An artist acquires the characteristics of a cat and walks the line between good and evil. (2h)

2:00 p.m. (6) “The Boys Are Back” +++ (Drama,2009)

Clive Owen, Laura Fraser. Following his wife’s death, a sports writer is left on his own to care for two boys. (2h) (9) “Racing Stripes” ++ (Family,2005) Bruce Greenwood, Hayden Panettiere. (2h) (29) “Student Seduction” ++ (Drama,2003) Elizabeth Berkley, Cory Sevier. An attractive high school teacher is accused of sexually assaulting one of her students. (2h)

2:30 p.m.

Angelina Jolie, Nicolas Cage. A retired car thief re-enters the business to steal 50 cars with his crew in one night. (2h30) (28) “The Hot Chick” ++ (Comedy,2002) Anna Faris, Rob Schneider. An attractive but meanspirited teenager gets herself trapped in the body of an older man. (2h) (32) “The Forbidden Kingdom” +++ (Adventure,2008) Jet Li, Michael Angarano. A teen travels to ancient China and joins warriors on a quest to free the Monkey King. (2h) (53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent. (3h)

(32) “Spider-Man” ++ (Action,2002) Willem

SATURDAY

(55) “Underworld” +++ (Fantasy,2003) Kate

10:00 a.m. (24) “It’s Complicated” +++ (Romance,2009)

Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. A divorced couple rediscovers the spark they once had while at their son’s graduation. (2h30) (29) “Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal” ++ (Drama,2008) Tatum O’Neal, Ashley Benson. Five high school cheerleaders disregard the school rules and exhibit scandalous behavior. (2h) (57) “Torchy Plays With Dynamite” ++ (Mystery,1939) Jane Wyman, Joe Cunningham. A young reporter gets imprisoned so that she can befriend a gangster’s moll. (1h15)

10:30 a.m. (25) “Running the Sahara” +++

(Documentary,2008) Matt Damon, Charlie Engle. Three men accomplish the impossible by setting out on a journey to run the Sahara Desert. (2h) (55) “Godzilla” +++ (Sci-Fi,1998) Hank Azaria, Matthew Broderick. Godzilla rises from the ocean’s depths and destroys everything in its path, including NYC. (3h)

12:00 p.m. (9) “Charlie’s Angels” ++ (Action,2000)

Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore. (2h)

(32) “Sahara” ++ (Action,2005) Matthew

McConaughey, Penélope Cruz. A treasure hunter and a doctor race to prevent an environmental catastrophe in Africa. (2h30)

Dafoe, Tobey Maguire. A student becomes a spider-like superhero after he is bitten by an unusual spider. (2h30) (36) “Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant” ++ (Action,2009) John C. Reilly, Josh Hutcherson. A teenager leaves his life behind to travel with a freak show as a Vampire’s assistant. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (53) “The A-Team” ++ (Action,2010) Liam

Neeson, Bradley Cooper. Veterans try to clear their names when the military suspects them of committing a crime. (3h)

3:30 p.m. Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. A beautiful vampire warrior is torn when she falls in love with a werewolf. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (6) “Wicker Park” +++ (Drama,2004) Josh

Hartnett, Rose Byrne. A young executive obsessively pursues a woman he believes is his long-lost love. (2h)

4:30 p.m. (36) “Blade II” ++ (Action,2002) Kris

Kristofferson, Wesley Snipes. A vampirehuman hybrid struggles to save the human race from those bent on destroying it. (2h30)

5:00 p.m. (32) “The Mummy” +++ (Adventure,1999)

Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Adventurers inadvertently resurrect a malevolent force with unspeakable power. (2h30) (43) “There’s Something About Mary” ++ (Comedy,1998) Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz. A sleazy private detective falls for the woman his client hired him to locate. (2h30)

5:30 p.m. (49) “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”

+++ (Animated,2009) Anna Faris, Bill

Hader. An inventor accidentally launches a food-making machine into the atmosphere. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (7) “The Ten Commandments” +++

(Epic,1956) Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner. The story of Moses, the son of slaves, who was

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destined to lead his people out of Egypt. (4h44) (42) “Dirty Dancing” +++ (Dance,1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. While on vacation, a girl discovers love and romance with a local dance instructor. (2h30) (53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent. (3h) (57) “The Lady Eve” +++ (Romance,1941) Barbara Stanwyck, Henry Fonda. A woman disguises herself as a socialite to make a man fall in love with her again. (1h45) (59) “Coach Carter” ++ (Drama,2005) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. A basketball coach prevents his team from playing until they improve their grades. (3h)

7:00 p.m. (36) “Resident Evil: Afterlife” +++

(Action,2010) Milla Jovovich, Wentworth Miller. A woman helps a group of survivors who want to make their way to a supposedly safe haven. (2h)

7:30 p.m. (32) “The Mummy” +++ (Adventure,1999)

Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Adventurers inadvertently resurrect a malevolent force with unspeakable power. (2h30) (49) “The Wizard of Oz” ++++ (Musical,1939) Frank Morgan, Judy Garland. A tornado carries a young girl to a magical land where she encounters witches and wonders. (2h15)

7:45 p.m. (57) “I Love You Again” +++ (Comedy,1940)

Myrna Loy, William Powell. After a blow to the head, a businessman remembers his former life as a notorious con man. (1h45)

9:00 p.m. (53) “Iron Man 2” ++ (Action,2010) Don

Cheadle, Robert Downey Jr.. An inventor is pressured by the government to share his technology with the military. (2h30)

9:30 p.m. (57) “Mr. Lucky” +++ (Romance,1943) Cary

Grant, Laraine Day. A gambler pretends to be working with a charity to raise money to buy himself a boat. (1h45)

10:00 p.m. (32) “Sahara” ++ (Action,2005) Matthew

McConaughey, Penélope Cruz. A treasure hunter and a doctor race to prevent an environmental catastrophe in Africa. (2h30) (43) “She’s Out of My League” ++ (Comedy,2010) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. An average guy meets the perfect girl, but his lack of esteem hurts their relationship. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (36) “War Wolves” +++ (Sci-Fi,2009) John

Saxon, Michael Worth. Three female soldiers are turned into werewolves after being infected with a virus. (2h)

11:15 p.m. (57) “The Sting” ++++ (Comedy,1973) Paul

Newman, Robert Redford. Two small-time con artists set up a sting operation to get revenge on a gangster. (2h15)

11:30 p.m. (53) “Iron Man 2” ++ (Action,2010) Don

Cheadle, Robert Downey Jr.. An inventor is pressured by the government to share his technology with the military. (2h30)

SUNDAY 11:00 a.m. (32) “Blade: Trinity” ++ (Thriller,2004) Jessica

Biel, Wesley Snipes. Blade teams up with vampire hunters to stop the vampires from taking over the world. (2h) (40) “Old School” +++ (Comedy,2003) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. Three men who are disenchanted with their lives try to recapture their college days. (2h)

(43) “There’s Something About Mary” ++

(Comedy,1998) Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz. A sleazy private detective falls for the woman his client hired him to locate. (2h30) (53) “Monsters vs. Aliens” +++ (Animated,2009) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen. A woman is turned into a giant monster and becomes part of a secret government team. (2h)

12:00 p.m. (6) “Fantastic Mr. Fox” +++ (Adventure,2009)

Voices of George Clooney, Meryl Streep. Three nasty farmers unite to get rid of a rebellious fox that is raiding their farms. (2h) (36) “The Hills Have Eyes II” ++ (Horror,2007) Daniella Alonso, Michael McMillian. A group of National Guard recruits must battle a group of mutants for their final test. (2h)

12:30 p.m. (59) “John Q” ++ (Drama,2002) Denzel

Washington, Gabriela Oltean. A man holds a hospital ER hostage when his son is denied care due to a lack of insurance. (2h30)

1:00 p.m. (32) “Total Recall” +++ (Sci-Fi,1990) Arnold

Schwarzenegger, Sharon Stone. A man travels to Mars to piece together his identity after learning his memories are fake. (2h30) (40) “Big Daddy” ++ (Comedy,1999) Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams. An irresponsible bachelor’s life is altered when he ends up taking care of a little boy. (2h) (53) “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa” +++ (Animated,2008) Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock. The animals leave Madagascar and land in Africa where Alex meets his family. (2h)

1:30 p.m. (49) “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”

+++ (Animated,2009) Anna Faris, Bill Hader. An inventor accidentally launches a food-making machine into the atmosphere. (2h)

2:00 p.m. (5) “Mickey Blue Eyes” ++ (Comedy,1999)

Hugh Grant, James Caan. The manager of a struggling New York auction house gets in over his head with the mob. (2h) (6) “Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour” ++ (Documentary,2008) Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. Go back stage and watch Miley during rehearsals as she focuses on her performances. (2h) (36) “Halloween H2O: Twenty Years Later” ++ (Horror,1998) Adam Arkin, Jamie Lee Curtis. A killer tracks down his sister, intent on finishing what he started 20 years ago. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (4) “Sky Captain and the World of

Tomorrow” ++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law. Sky Captain must try to stop a series of robot attacks that have been plaguing New York. (2h) (40) “The Hangover” +++ (Comedy,2009) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. After a wild night in Las Vegas, three men retrace their steps to locate a missing groom. (2h) (53) “Shrek Forever After” +++ (Animated,2010) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. Rumpelstiltskin tricks Shrek into being sent to an alternate world where Rumpel is ruler. (2h) (59) “Funny Valentines” +++ (Drama,1999) CCH Pounder, Alfre Woodard. A woman fleeing her unhappy marriage visits her family’s home and rediscovers love. (2h30)

3:30 p.m. (32) “The Book of Eli” +++ (Adventure,2009)

Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman. A drifter in a post-apocalyptic society protects the last copy of the Bible from a gang. (2h30) (41) “Fireproof” ++ (Drama,2008) Kirk Cameron, Erin Bethea. A firefighter’s marriage is failing and he experiments with ‘The Love Dare’ to save it. (2h30)

Friday, March 29, 2013

Best Movies 4:00 p.m. (36) “Resident Evil: Afterlife” +++

(Action,2010) Milla Jovovich, Wentworth Miller. A woman helps a group of survivors who want to make their way to a supposedly safe haven. (2h) (57) “Easter Parade” ++++ (Musical,1948) Fred Astaire, Judy Garland. A man finds love as he tries to turn a chorus girl into a star to upstage his ex-partner. (2h)

5:00 p.m. (53) “Kung Fu Panda” +++ (Comedy,2008)

Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. A bumbling panda’s dreams of being a warrior may come true when a villain comes to town. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (32) “The Bourne Ultimatum” +++

(Action,2007) Julia Stiles, Matt Damon. As government agents continue to track him down, Jason Bourne searches for his identity. (2h30) (36) “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006) Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. On his first mission with 00 status, James Bond must stop terrorist banker Le Chiffre. (3h) (41) “The Karate Kid” ++ (Drama,1984) Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita. A displaced and naïve teenager is taught karate to defend himself against trained bullies. (3h) (57) “The Robe” ++ (Religious,1953) Richard Burton, Victor Mature. A Roman tribune has a religious awakening after supervising the crucifixion. (2h30)

6:30 p.m. (49) “The Wizard of Oz” ++++

(Musical,1939) Frank Morgan, Judy Garland. A tornado carries a young girl to a magical land where she encounters witches and wonders. (2h15)

7:00 p.m. (5) “Wicker Park” +++ (Drama,2004) Josh

Hartnett, Rose Byrne. A young executive obsessively pursues a woman he believes is his long-lost love. (2h) (53) “How to Train Your Dragon” ++++ (Adventure,2010) Gerard Butler, Jonah Hill. A young Viking forms a friendship with a dragon that he initially attempted to slay. (2h)

8:30 p.m. (32) “The Bourne Ultimatum” +++

(Action,2007) Julia Stiles, Matt Damon. As government agents continue to track him down, Jason Bourne searches for his identity. (2h30) (57) “Demetrius and the Gladiators” ++ (Epic,1954) Susan Hayward, Victor Mature. In ancient Rome, an ex-slave is forced to become a gladiator after defending a merchant. (1h45)

9:00 p.m. (41) “Fireproof” ++ (Drama,2008) Kirk

Cameron, Erin Bethea. A firefighter’s marriage is failing and he experiments with ‘The Love Dare’ to save it. (2h30) (51) “A Bug’s Life” +++ (Animated,1998) Voices of Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey. An ant searches for bugs who will help save his colony and fight the grasshoppers. (1h45) (53) “Megamind” ++ (Animated,2010) Will Ferrell, Jonah Hill. A bored super-villain creates a new foe for the purpose of destroying the world. (2h)

10:15 p.m. (57) “King of Kings” +++ (Epic,1962) Jeffrey

Hunter, Siobhan McKenna. The epic retelling of Christ’s life and the effects of his teachings on those around him. (2h45)

11:00 p.m. (32) “The Book of Eli” +++ (Adventure,2009)

Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman. A drifter in a post-apocalyptic society protects the last copy of the Bible from a gang. (2h30) (40) “Big Daddy” ++ (Comedy,1999) Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams. An irresponsible bachelor’s life is altered when he ends up taking care of a little boy. (2h)

Friday, March 29, 2013

(53) “Megamind” ++ (Animated,2010) Will

Ferrell, Jonah Hill. A bored super-villain creates a new foe for the purpose of destroying the world. (2h)

11:30 p.m. (41) “Facing the Giants” +++ (Sport,2006)

Alex Kendrick, Shannen Fields. The losing coach and his football team face their fears and failures on and off the field. (2h30)

MONDAY 9:30 a.m. (55) “Highlander” ++ (Action,1986)

Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery. An immortal hero battles his arch enemy for the ultimate prize - mortality. (2h30)

10:00 a.m. (24) “Funny People” ++ (Comedy/

Drama,2009) Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen. A dying comedian befriends a young comic in the hopes of forming a meaningful friendship. (3h)

10:15 a.m. (57) “Tell It to the Marines” +++

(Drama,1926) Lon Chaney, William Haines. A tough drill sergeant and a spoiled recruit become romantic rivals. (1h45)

11:00 a.m. (53) “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa” +++

(Animated,2008) Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock. The animals leave Madagascar and land in Africa where Alex meets his family. (2h)

12:00 p.m. (55) “Kingdom of Heaven” +++

(Action,2005) Liam Neeson, Orlando Bloom. A blacksmith fights during the wars for the Holy Land between Christians and Muslims. (3h) (57) “Mockery” ++ (Drama,1927) Barbara Bedford, Lon Chaney. A peasant meets a Countess during the Russian Civil War. (1h15) (59) “Soul Food” ++ (Drama,1997) Irma P. Hall, Vanessa L. Williams. When an aging matriarch falls ill, her grandson does his best to keep the family together. (2h)

1:00 p.m. (53) “Shrek Forever After” +++

(Animated,2010) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. Rumpelstiltskin tricks Shrek into being sent to an alternate world where Rumpel is ruler. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (36) “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006)

Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. On his first mission with 00 status, James Bond must stop terrorist banker Le Chiffre. (3h) (53) “Kung Fu Panda” +++ (Comedy,2008) Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. A bumbling panda’s dreams of being a warrior may come true when a villain comes to town. (2h) (55) “A Knight’s Tale” ++ (Adventure,2001) Heath Ledger, Mark Addy. Following his master’s death, a squire enters a jousting competition in medieval England. (3h) (57) “The Unholy Three” ++ (Drama,1930) Lila Lee, Lon Chaney. A ventriloquist enlists a circus muscleman and another performer to form a crime gang. (1h15)

4:00 p.m. (29) “Family Sins” +++ (Drama,2004) Deanna

Milligan, Kirstie Alley. A seemingly perfect family forces their children to commit crimes, like theft and arson. (2h)

5:00 p.m. (53) “How to Train Your Dragon” ++++

(Adventure,2010) Gerard Butler, Jonah Hill. A young Viking forms a friendship with a dragon that he initially attempted to slay. (2h) (60) “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” +++ (Comedy,2004) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. Less-than-average athletes enter a dodgeball competition to save their local gym. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (55) “The Last Samurai” ++ (Drama,2003)

Ken Watanabe, Tom Cruise. An American in 19th century Japan embraces the samurai culture he was hired to eliminate. (3h31) (57) “It Happens Every Spring” ++++ (Comedy,1949) Jean Peters, Ray Millard. A chemistry professor discovers a chemical that causes baseballs to avoid baseball bats. (1h30)

7:00 p.m. (60) “Super Troopers” +++ (Comedy,2002)

Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme. State troopers must stick together when budget cuts threaten to shut down their unit. (2h)

7:30 p.m. (57) “Angels in the Outfield” +++

(Sport,1951) Janet Leigh, Paul Douglas. A baseball team is pulled out of a losing streak when a girl’s prayers reach an angel. (1h45)

9:00 p.m. (53) “Pineapple Express” +++

(Comedy,2008) James Franco, Seth Rogen. A stoner witnesses a murder, dumps his rare weed and goes on the run due to its rarity. (3h) (59) “Waist Deep” ++ (Action,2006) Meagan Good, Tyrese Gibson. When his son is kidnapped in a carjacking, an ex-con must break the law to rescue him. (2h) (60) “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” +++ (Comedy,2004) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. Less-than-average athletes enter a dodgeball competition to save their local gym. (2h)

9:30 p.m. (41) “The Karate Kid Part II” ++

(Action,1986) Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita. Miyagi returns to his homeland with Daniel to visit his dying father and face old foes. (2h30) (55) “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome” ++ (Sci-Fi,1985) Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. In the future, a warrior is sent into exile and becomes a savior to a tribe of children. (2h31)

11:00 p.m. (57) “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” +++

(Musical,1949) Frank Sinatra, Gene Kelly. Two singing baseball players decide to stay when a beautiful woman buys the team. (1h45) (59) “Doing Hard Time” ++ (Drama,2004) Boris Kodjoe, Micheal K. Williams. When his son is shot, a man commits a brutal crime in order to find out who killed him. (2h) (60) “Super Troopers” +++ (Comedy,2002) Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme. State troopers must stick together when budget cuts threaten to shut down their unit. (2h)

TUESDAY 10:00 a.m. (53) “Tears of the Sun” ++ (Action,2003)

Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci. A career soldier is forced to choose between following orders and saving lives. (2h30) (55) “A Knight’s Tale” ++ (Adventure,2001) Heath Ledger, Mark Addy. Following his master’s death, a squire enters a jousting competition in medieval England. (3h)

10:45 a.m. (57) “White Cargo” ++ (Drama,1942) Hedy

Lamarr, Walter Pidgeon. A plantation manager is nearly driven to ruin and madness by a seductive local woman. (1h45)

12:00 p.m. (59) “Getting Played” ++ (Romance,2005)

Carmen Electra, Vivica A. Fox. Three women make a bet to seduce a total stranger, unaware that he knows about their plan. (2h)

12:30 p.m. (53) “The Wrestler” ++ (Drama,2008) Marisa

Tomei, Mickey Rourke. An aged wrestler barely makes ends meet working small time shows and at the grocery store. (2h30)

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(57) “Born To Kill” +++ (Crime Story,1947)

Claire Trevor, Lawrence Tierney. A murderer marries a young innocent then goes after her more experienced sister. (1h45)

1:00 p.m. (43) “Georgia Rule” ++ (Comedy,2007)

Felicity Huffman, Jane Fonda. A family reunites when a teen is sent to live with her grandmother for the summer. (2h) (55) “Hackers” ++ (Drama,1995) Angelina Jolie, Matthew Lillard. Mischievous teenagers hack into a corporate network and stumble upon evidence of a crime. (2h30)

2:15 p.m. (57) “Bright Leaf” +++ (Drama,1950) Gary

Cooper, Lauren Bacall. A tobacco farmer builds a successful empire, seeks revenge and finds love. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (53) “Death Sentence” ++ (Action,2007)

Kevin Bacon, Garrett Hedlund. A middle-aged executive witnesses something and does everything to protect his family. (2h30)

3:30 p.m. (55) “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome” ++

(Sci-Fi,1985) Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. In the future, a warrior is sent into exile and becomes a savior to a tribe of children. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (41) “The Karate Kid Part II” ++

(Action,1986) Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita. Miyagi returns to his homeland with Daniel to visit his dying father and face old foes. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (55) “The Marine” ++ (Action,2006) Robert

Patrick, John Cena. A Marine, who has recently been discharged, chases diamond thieves who have his wife. (2h01) (57) “Strangers on a Train” ++++ (Suspense,1951) Farley Granger, Robert Walker. When a stranger discuses a potential murder, a tennis pro assumes it is only hypothetical. (2h)

7:30 p.m. (53) “The Fighter” +++ (Biography,2010)

Christian Bale, Mark Wahlberg. A depiction of boxer Mickey Ward’s early years as his brother trains him to become a pro. (2h30)

8:00 p.m. (57) “Cool Hand Luke” +++ (Drama,1967)

George Kennedy, Paul Newman. A prisoner gives hope to other inmates by refusing to conform to life on a prison farm. (2h15)

9:30 p.m. (41) “Miss Congeniality” ++ (Comedy,2000)

Michael Caine, Sandra Bullock. A tomboy FBI agent goes undercover in a beauty pageant to prevent a terrorist bombing. (2h30)

10:00 p.m. (55) “Shanghai Noon” ++ (Action,2000)

Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson. A member of the Chinese Imperial Guard is sent to the Wild West to rescue a princess. (2h28)

10:15 p.m. (57) “The Graduate” ++++ (Romance,1967)

Anne Bancroft, Dustin Hoffman. A college graduate has an affair with an older woman until he falls for her daughter. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (42) “D.E.B.S.” ++ (Action,2003) Jill Ritchie,

Shanti Lowry. Four young women are recruited by a secret agency to become members of an elite team. (2h)

WEDNESDAY 9:30 a.m. (53) “The Wrestler” ++ (Drama,2008) Marisa

Tomei, Mickey Rourke. An aged wrestler barely makes ends meet working small time shows and at the grocery store. (2h30)

10:00 a.m. (55) “Marked for Death” ++ (Action,1990)

Steven Seagal, Tom Wright. A DEA agent fights back against Jamaican drug dealers after his family is threatened. (2h)

10:15 a.m. (57) “Calamity Jane” +++ (Musical,1953)

Doris Day, Howard Keel. A pioneer woman promises that she can talk a stage star into performing for a small town. (1h45)

10:30 a.m. (24) “Gone Baby Gone” +++ (Crime

Story,2007) Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan. Investigators in a girl’s kidnapping become affected personally and professionally. (2h30)

12:00 p.m. (53) “Death Sentence” ++ (Action,2007)

Kevin Bacon, Garrett Hedlund. A middle-aged executive witnesses something and does everything to protect his family. (2h30) (55) “The Marine” ++ (Action,2006) Robert Patrick, John Cena. A Marine, who has recently been discharged, chases diamond thieves who have his wife. (2h) (57) “The Wild One” +++ (Drama,1954) Marlon Brando, Mary Murphy. Motorcyclists invade a town and the sheriff’s daughter falls for one of the bikers. (1h30)

1:30 p.m. (57) “On the Waterfront” ++++

(Drama,1954) Karl Malden, Marlon Brando. An ex-fighter is torn between standing up against a union boss or supporting his brother. (2h)

2:00 p.m. (32) “Ocean’s Eleven” +++ (Crime

Story,2001) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. A gang of thieves devise a plan to rob an underground vault that serves three casinos. (2h30)

2:30 p.m. (53) “12 Rounds” ++ (Action,2009) Aidan

Gillen, John Cena. A detective’s girlfriend is kidnapped and he must face 12 challenges to have her freed. (2h30)

3:30 p.m. (57) “Guys and Dolls” +++ (Musical,1955)

Marlon Brando, Jean Simmons. A gambler bets that he can seduce a missionary girl and get her to go on a date with him. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (41) “Miss Congeniality” ++ (Comedy,2000)

Michael Caine, Sandra Bullock. A tomboy FBI agent goes undercover in a beauty pageant to prevent a terrorist bombing. (2h30)

4:30 p.m. (32) “Sherlock Holmes” +++

(Adventure,2009) Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr.. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson search for a dangerous criminal known to use black magic. (2h30)

5:00 p.m. (29) “Seventeen and Missing” +++

(Drama,2007) Dedee Pfeiffer, Matthew Harrison. A woman has psychic visions after her 17-year-old daughter disappears. (2h) (53) “The Fighter” +++ (Biography,2010) Christian Bale, Mark Wahlberg. A depiction of boxer Mickey Ward’s early years as his brother trains him to become a pro. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (55) “The Transporter” +++ (Action,2002)

Jason Statham, Shu Qi. An outlaw finds his life becoming all the more dangerous when he turns against criminals. (2h01) (57) “Henry V” ++++ (History,1945) Laurence Olivier, Robert Newton. The newly crowned King of England, Henry V, defeats the French in the battle of Agincourt. (2h30)

7:00 p.m. (29) “Selena” +++ (Biography,1997) Edward

James Olmos, Jennifer Lopez. The life story of Mexican-American singer Selena, whose dreams were cut short at age 23. (2h31)

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(Comedy,2010) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. An average guy meets the perfect girl, but his lack of esteem hurts their relationship. (2h) (53) “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” ++ (Adventure,2008) Ron Perlman, Selma Blair. Hellboy and his team try to save the world from creatures bent on destruction. (2h30)

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4:00 p.m. (55) “The Transporter” +++ (Action,2002)

Jason Statham, Shu Qi. An outlaw finds his life becoming all the more dangerous when he turns against criminals. (2h) (57) “Goodbye Again” +++ (Romance,1961) Ingrid Bergman, Yves Montand. A Parisian fashion designer neglected by her lover accepts the attentions of another man. (2h)

4:15 p.m. (41) “In the Army Now” ++ (Comedy,1994)

David Alan Grier, Pauly Shore. A man and his three friends are sent to the deserts of Chad as trained water purifiers. (2h15)

4:30 p.m. (36) “Interview With the Vampire” +++

(Horror,1994) Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise. A renegade vampire decides to tell a reporter about his tormented life of bloodlust. (2h30) (60) “Fighting” ++ (Action,2009) Terrence Howard, Channing Tatum. A young street fighter enters the brutal underworld of bareknuckle brawling to win money. (2h30)

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5:00 p.m. (59) “Jason’s Lyric” ++ (Drama,1994) Allen

Payne, Jada Pinkett Smith. A young man’s new relationship and happiness are threatened by his family history. (2h)

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(57) “The Corn Is Green” +++ (Drama,1945)

Bette Davis, Nigel Bruce. A dedicated teacher sacrifices everything to send a young miner to Oxford. (2h)

7:00 p.m. (60) “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004) Johnny

Best Movies 8:00 p.m. (55) “True Lies” +++ (Action,1994) Arnold

Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. A secret agent puts his family at risk when they discover his true identity. (3h01)

8:30 p.m. (53) “The Green Hornet” +++ (Action,2011)

Seth Rogen, Jay Chou. A young man teams up with his late father’s assistant to become a crime fighting duo. (2h30) (57) “Hamlet” ++++ (Drama,1948) Basil Sydney, Laurence Olivier. A Danish prince seeks to avenge his father’s murder at the hands of his uncle. (2h45)

9:00 p.m. (60) “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004) Johnny

Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. A retired soldier sets out to clean up his hometown, despite the dangers to his family. (2h)

9:30 p.m. (41) “Days of Thunder” ++ (Sport,1990)

Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise. A rookie stock car racer must overcome his fear of driving after a near-fatal accident. (2h30)

10:30 p.m. (59) “35 and Ticking” ++ (Comedy,2011)

Nicole Ari Parker, Tamala Jones. A group of friends in their thirties try to build the families they’ve always wanted. (2h30)

11:00 p.m. (29) “Selena” +++ (Biography,1997) Edward

James Olmos, Jennifer Lopez. The life story of Mexican-American singer Selena, whose dreams were cut short at age 23. (2h31) (55) “Out of Sight” ++ (Crime Story,1998) George Clooney, Jennifer Lopez. An escaped robber plots to rob a tycoon and seduce the federal marshal sent to catch him. (2h43)

11:15 p.m. (57) “Richard III” ++++ (History,1955) John

Gielgud, Laurence Olivier. A landmark version of Shakespeare’s play about the mad 15th century monarch. (5h45)

THURSDAY 10:30 a.m. (53) “12 Rounds” ++ (Action,2009) Aidan

Gillen, John Cena. A detective’s girlfriend is kidnapped and he must face 12 challenges to have her freed. (2h30)

12:00 p.m. (59) “35 and Ticking” ++ (Comedy,2011)

Nicole Ari Parker, Tamala Jones. A group of friends in their thirties try to build the families they’ve always wanted. (2h30)

12:45 p.m. (57) “Green Mansions” ++ (Romance,1959)

Anthony Perkins, Audrey Hepburn. A young adventurer falls in love with a mystical woman in the South American jungle. (1h45)

1:00 p.m. (53) “Deep Rising” ++ (Horror,1998) Wes

Studi, Treat Williams. The passengers on a hijacked luxury cruise liner are massacred by a gruesome sea creature. (2h) (55) “True Lies” +++ (Action,1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. A secret agent puts his family at risk when they discover his true identity. (3h)

2:30 p.m. (57) “Tall Story” ++ (Comedy,1960) Anthony

Perkins, Ray Walston. Love puts a college basketball star into a tailspin. (1h30) (60) “Crank 2: High Voltage” ++ (Action,2009) Amy Smart, Jason Statham. A man searches for the men who harvested his heart and replaced it with an artificial one. (2h)

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Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. A retired soldier sets out to clean up his hometown, despite the dangers to his family. (2h)

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(53) “The Green Hornet” +++ (Action,2011)

Seth Rogen, Jay Chou. A young man teams up with his late father’s assistant to become a crime fighting duo. (2h30) (57) “How Green Was My Valley?” ++++ (Drama,1941) Maureen O’Hara, Walter Pidgeon. The lives of a Welsh coal-mining family and its community at the turn of the century. (2h15)

9:00 p.m. (59) “Friday After Next” ++ (Comedy,2002)

Mike Epps, Ice Cube. Two cousins move in together and work as nighttime security guards. (2h)

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10:15 p.m. (57) “The Proud Valley” +++ (Drama,1940)

Edward Chapman, Paul Robeson. The story of the shut down of the Blaendy Colliery mine, which puts miners out of work. (1h30)

11:00 p.m. (59) “The Cookout” ++ (Comedy,2004) Ja

Rule, Tim Meadows. After signing with the New Jersey Nets, Todd Anderson throws a barbecue at his place. (2h)

11:30 p.m. (36) “Furnace” ++ (Horror,2006) Ja Rule,

Michael Paré. A detective investigates unexplained deaths occurring around a maximumsecurity prison. (2h) (55) “Death Wish” +++ (Action,1974) Charles Bronson, Stephen Elliott. A businessman becomes a vigilante after his wife’s murder and his daughter’s assault. (2h)

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11:45 p.m. (57) “A Run for Your Money” ++

(Comedy,1949) Donald Houston. Mayhem ensues when two brothers win a trip to London and get separated. (1h30)

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