DON’T EAT OTHERS!

Dinosaurs carnivores! are NOT

…Let’s repeat all together now…

You should know that only one thing, and one thing only, makes them nice and smiley...

Are you curious to know what it is?

T-Rexes are nice if you blow raspberries at them... and they’ll laugh their heads off if you dress like a clown.

Don’t ask me why... but if you want to see the teeth of a T-Rex without having to go down its throat, you’d better learn how to blow raspberries!

Now you know why they won’t eat me... they wait until the end of class to hear one of my super raspberries. In fact, before they get impatient:

After my raspberry, I can teach them a bit of science... and history... and make them understand what will happen to them if they don’t listen to me. They don’t know everything I do because, if you haven’t noticed, besides being handsome and fascinating, I am a genius who has studied a lot... and I know that the ice age will come soon. Yes, here in Jurassika, everything will soon freeze, and they will become extinct. However, now I’m here, and I will save them! They will become extinct!

21St July

It’s hard to make prehistoric animals, who don’t even know what Netflix is, understand glaciation... I have to start with the basics. That’s why today I decided to teach them how to write. Now, if you are wondering which fingers they’ll do it with, you’re just a fussy diary and I don’t talk to fussy diaries! Everyone has a right to education, even dinosaurs. They will never be able to save themselves from the ice age if they do not understand the consequences and if they cannot read the instructions I will write.

All types of dinosaurs understand me, don’t ask me why! Maybe they think I’m the chosen one. I think that I’ve ended up in the past because their world needs a real hero to change history.

I am a genius! Any doubts?

I’m handsome! It seems obvious to me!

The world is a better place with me. How can they withoutlive Netflix?

I have a cool haircut!

The smartest dinosaur in the class I teach is LLOYD, a pacifist and vegetarian T-Rex. He dreams of becoming a singer and loves to dress like a pop star. He says that one day he will invent T-rap!

Waldo is a lovely stegosaurus who dreams of flying. It’s best not to take him to the mountains, because he might jump into the ravines. He is convinced that all animals can fly. He has never understood how gravity works!

Trisha is a triceratops and she would like to become the president of Jurassika... but she has a pretty bad temper. Let’s just say she is easily irritable. Maybe a little too much!