Pachyderme by Frederik Peeters - Self Made Hero

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BEEEP

What’s the hold up?

C’mon, move it!

BEEEP

BEEEP


What’s going on?

See for yourself, Madame.

No—

You can’t just leave your car on the road!

Wait! Please go back to your car.

Officer, I simply must get to the hospital.

Oh!

I’m sorry, Madame.

My husband was in a serious accident. They’re waiting for me. I have no idea what state he’s in—

Hm. I… SEE.

If I’m not mistaken, the hospital’s just over there, right? If I go through the woods to the far side of the hill—

But what would you have me do?

OUC

H!

Please go back to your car.

h

sss

Pss

If everyone starts—

Why— certainly— yes… You’ll be a good twenty minutes on foot.

Dammit!


groink chomp groiiiink snorfl

groink groink chomp

Is someone there?

Show yourself! I know you’re there!

Oink!

sigh

Grooiiink!

Snif... Snf...


sew that back up for me!

Nice work, eh Mildred?

Oh, yes!

Miraculous, Doctor! As always!


More…

You fill my dreams, lovely Vera…

I SEE myself at your feet, covering your shoes with kisses.

I’d give my life to spend a night amidst the folds of your skirt, whispering sweet words of love to your thighs…

Promises, promises… …always promises.

You don’t visit often enough.

You say that because it suits your part, but we both know it’s precisely my 19th century side you adore. Turning up like a rascal once a month, reeking of vodka—is that ± your 19th century side?

Ahh, Vera…

You are my sunshine. I can’t gaze at you too long, lest I go blind…


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