Thirsty Genius is proud to present...
The Comedy Experience you’ve been waiting for. Everyone has their own favorite comedy memory. What’s yours? Here at Thirsty Genius, we believe that all of the best memories have yet to be made. That’s why we want to help you put together a memorable comedy show for your organization or venue. Imagine a night of laughter at your venue, hosted by professionals presenting hand-picked feature acts and headliners uniquely suited to your audience - a night they’ll be talking about for years. But what about the money? Glad you asked. Comedy is a great way to raise funds. We’ve crunched the numbers, and you and your organization come out on top. You’ll make thousands of dollars from one night of entertainment. Your organization, your audience, our performers.
Everybody wins. Interested?
Full service comedy shows for: • Roasts • Benefits • Fund-raisers • Private shows • Corporate events • Holiday parties We also provide exclusive MC and hosting services for non-comedy events.
Quality acts Calling on years of experience watching and judging comedy, Thirsty Genius guarantees quality. We’re confident we can get the right mix for your event. We pull professional acts from local and larger markets to put together an experience that will be hard to top.
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Tailored to your audience Thirsty Genius aims to put on the show you want to watch. An hourand-a -half of flexible comedians with a wide range of material to call on. Our comics are comfortable doing either PG or R-rated material (and have enough of either to make a whole show). While a normal show will be somewhere in the middle (PG-13), you have the option of toning it down or blue-ing it up based on the preference of your audience.
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The acts we offer your venue will vary based on availability and location. Somebo dy Else G Check thirstygenius.net to ood see comics we’ve used in the past and samples of the comedy you’ll see at your venue. We also give you the option of requesting specific acts, and will do our best to accommodate those requests. Book your show with Thirsty Genius soon -
our calendar is already filling up.
A fund-raising opportunity It’s simple math. Figure that on the night of The Comedy Experience, you’ve procured 100 audience members. Each audience member pays 20 dollars a ticket (or whatever you choose) and has about two drinks during the show. You’ve already made $3,500. Get 175 people to show up, add a raffle and...well, you get the picture.
Thirsty Genius Pricing Packages We offer three basic options for your fundraising venture or private party. • $1500 flat fee for a one-night Thirsty Genius comedy show. Basic show rate. • Guarantee 175 audience members and Thirsty Genius takes $10 from every ticket sold. You control the price of the ticket. • $1350 one-night Thirsty Genius comedy show when comics and road crew eat and drink for free. * Additional costs, such as sound system rental and travel expenses, will be discussed at time of booking.
Book The Comedy Experience today!
e-mail booking@thirstygenius.net or call (215)
651-2350
What is this Thirsty Genius thing? Thirsty Genius is more than just a comedy production company. It’s more than an eventual comedy hotspot and brewhouse in downtown Chicago. It’s an ideology, a way of life. While the core of Thirsty Genius is comedy, the outer crust is made up of things like motivational speaking, workshops, and creative engineering. There’s a genius in everyone, and Thirsty Genius is there to bring it out. Also we’re really funny.
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