CREATIVE CORNER

Paint By Numbers

Funny Newspaper Headlines

Man Struck By Lightning

Faces Battery Charges

Solution below 0408 457 496 BAD JOKE OF THE WEEK

SOLUTIONS SUDOKU

ANSWER: Swimming

“Good grief, you have the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen”, said the dentist. “you have the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen”.

“Okay,” said the patient, “ you don’t have to repeat it.”

“I didn’t” said the dentist, “that was the echo!”

Memorial Service

to be held for JEAN HOEY

at the Pilton Hall, Tuesday 28th March at 11am

Memorial Service

Marion May (Maisie) Abel

Mother of Lesley Telford, Donald Hall (deceased), Roslyn Cooling and Judy Hall.

Relatives and friends are warmly invited to attend a Memorial Service to honour Maisie’s life, commencing at 11am on Thursday 30th March 2023, at St. David’s Anglican Church Allora.

Death Notice

(Virginia) Maree Sharp

12.09.1952 – 13.03.2023

It is with great sadness we wish to advise that Maree unexpectedly passed away recently. She will be deeply missed by her friends and always remembered with a smile.

As per her wishes, there will be no funeral service, however a small farewell gathering for her friends will be held at 10am on Thursday 30th March at the Allora RSL Sub-Branch.

“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves”.

Peter and Barbara McGovern Allora

COKER, Jocelyn Louise

Late of Allora and Warwick, passed away on 19th March 2023, aged 50 years.

Dearly loved Daughter of Dennis and Margaret.

Relatives and friends are warmly invited to attend Jocelyn’s funeral, to be held at Warwick Funerals Chapel, 48 Willi Street, Warwick, Thursday, 30th March 2023, commencing at 11.00am, followed by interment at Warwick Lawn Cemetery, Lancaster Street, Warwick.

“Fully Restored With Her Lord Jesus”

07 4667 8700

Allora/Clifton Anglican Church

ALLORA - 10am Sunday & 10am Wednesday CLIFTON - 8am Sunday.

5th Sunday, 9am Combined Service

Enquiries to Rev. Matt Skelton, phone 0447 728 227.

Allora Presbyterian Men’s Breakfast

The next Men’s Breakfast is to be held on When - 7.30am, Saturday 25th March

Where – Allora Presbyterian church hall

Come and enjoy free cereal and bacon & eggs, a yarn over breakfast and hear from our Guest Speaker - GARY RUSSELL-SHARAM.

Scots Presbyterian Church - Allora

12 Jubb Street, Allora

Worship service each Sunday at 9.30am including online service

Bible Study (BACAD) 7pm Wednesdays online

MEN’S BREAKFAST held on the last Saturday of the month

Enquiries to Pastor Elton Wiltshire 4666 3743 A Warm Welcome to ALL.

The Catholic Community of ST. PATRICK’S, ALLORA

1st SUNDAY at 9.00am, 2nd & 3rd SUNDAYS at 5.30pm, EVERY TUESDAY, 9.30am.

LAYLED LITURGY, with Communion - 4th & 5th SUNDAYS at 9.00am.

For information on Baptism, Weddings, Funerals and other church enquiries, phone 4666 3377.

St Patrick’s Parish School (Prep - Yr. 6), enquiries 4666 3551.

A barbecue for volunteers, sponsors and attendees will be held after the meeting.

LOOKING FOR FULL-TIME WORK IN ALLORA. Open to ALL offers. Experience in a wide range of fields including Retail, Hospitality, Mechanical. 25 years old. Settled in Allora with partner. Reliable and enthusiastic. Currently riding push bike between Allora & Warwick for work.

Phone Nick 0480 435 595

SHEEP SHEARER: NEED YOUR SHEEP SHORN? Phone Brendan 0405 484 696 or (07) 4635 7827 and

Location - St Patrick’s School, Allora P-6

Position type -

• Term time (40 weeks per year), 7.6 hours per week. Fixed Term.

GARAGE SALE - 38 Maryvale Street, Hendon. Saturday, 25th March, 7.00am - 1.00pm. Baby goods, kids and adult clothing, shoes, books, manchester, toys and miscellaneous.

• Immediate start (negotiable) to 14 January 2024

Call the School Office on 4666 3551 for more information.

Closing date for applications - Monday, 27 March 2023