Movies and Television

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ENTERTAINMENT ENTERTAINMENT 102 102 Films & Television Films & Television 120 120 Audio Programming Audio Programming 124 124 Crossword Crossword 126 Sudoku 126 Sudoku INFORMATION INFORMATION 108 108 United Destinations 112 112 Terminal Diagrams Terminal Diagrams 117 117 Alliances & Partnerships Alliances & Partnerships 119 119 Customs & Immigration Customs & Immigration 138 138 Food & Beverages Food & Beverages

FILM & TELEVISION

FILMS ARE SHOWN ONLY on fl ights of three hours or longer. Movies available on most 747, 757, 767, 777, A319 and A320 aircraft fl ights. Schedules and selections are subject to change. International Language Tracks / (S) Películas están disponsibles en Español en todas las rutas domesticas en el canal 10.

NORTH AMERICA

HAWAII

MEXICO & CARIBBEAN EASTBOUND

FILM

JANUARY 1-15

You Again [T]

JANUARY 16-31

Life as We Know It [T]

TELEVISION

JANUARY 1-15 The Offi ce [T] House [T] The Simpsons [T] JANUARY 16-31 Better With You The Middle Psych

FILM

JANUARY 1-15

Life as We Know It [T]

JANUARY 16-31

You Again [T] Both films available on flights between Denver/Chicago and Hawaii

TELEVISION

JANUARY 1-15 Better With You The Middle Psych JANUARY 16-31 The Offi ce [T] House [T] The Simpsons [T]

FILM

SOUTHBOUND

TELEVISION

JANUARY 1-15

The Social Network [T]

JANUARY 16-31

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps [T]

JANUARY 1-15

30 Rock [T] TELEVISION House [T] Monk

JANUARY 16-31

The Simpsons [T]

The Good Guys [T] Arrested Development [T] Friends

WESTBOUND

FILM

JANUARY 1-15 The Social Network [T] JANUARY 16-31 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps [T]

FILM

JANUARY 1-15

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps [T]

JANUARY 16-31

The Social Network [T] Both films available on flights between Denver/Chicago and Hawaii

TELEVISION

JANUARY 1-15 $#*! My Dad Says Chuck [T] Sports Jobs with Junior Seau JANUARY 16-31 30 Rock [T] Friday Night Lights [T] How I Met Your Mother

TELEVISION

JANUARY 1-15 30 Rock [T] Friday Night Lights [T] How I Met Your Mother JANUARY 16-31 $#*! My Dad Says Chuck [T] Sports Jobs

FILM

NORTHBOUND

TELEVISION

JANUARY 1-15 You Again [T] JANUARY 16-31 Life as We Know It [T]

JANUARY 1-15 The Big Bang Theory [T] Psych Sports Jobs Frasier JANUARY 16-31 The Offi ce [T] Eureka [T] Mega Factories

GET IN TOUCH

What do you think of our programming? We’re open to suggestions. Please send them to play@united.com or visit united.com/play.

MOST FILMS HAVE BEEN EDITED FOR AIRLINE USE.

However, customer discretion is still advised. Content guidelines are provided as a courtesy to our customers in choosing whether to view a fi lm. HEMISPHERESMAGAZINE.COM | JANUARY 2011 103

CUSTOMERS ARE WELCOME TO VIEW their own video entertainment aboard a United aircraft as long as they are able to show the programming has an MPAA rating of “R” or less. (S) Spanish (G) German (C) Chinese (J) Japanese [V] Violence [S] Sexual Situations [T] Adult Themes

YOU AGAIN [T]

1 hr. 45 min.

“It has a tendency towards lurid kitsch freakout, which makes it not just relentlessly entertaining, but borderline subversive.”—Time Out

Successful PR pro Marni heads home for her older brother’s wedding and discovers that he’s marrying her high school archnemesis. Naturally, this nefarious fi ancée has conveniently forgotten all the rotten things she did to make Marni’s teen life a misery. FEATURING Kristen Bell, Jamie Lee Curtis, Sigourney Weaver DIRECTED BY Andy Fickman

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT [T]

1 hr. 53 min.

“[Josh] Duhamel turns out to be a very good sparring partner for [Katherine] Heigl, whose lush, soft exterior conceals a very spiky interior that tends to wilt her costars.”—L.A. Times

After a disastrous fi rst date, the only thing Holly and Eric have in common is their dislike for each other. But when they suddenly become all their goddaughter Sophie has in the world, they’re forced to put their differences aside. FEATURING Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas DIRECTED BY Greg Berlanti

THE SOCIAL NETWORK

2 hrs.

“This account of Facebook’s founder, and of the website’s explosive growth, quickly lifts you to a state of exhilaration, and pretty much keeps you there for two hours.”—Wall Street Journal

The fi lm focuses on the evolution of Facebook, the online social network created in 2004 on the Harvard campus, and how overnight success and wealth changed the lives of the classmates who created it. FEATURING Jesse Eisenberg, Rooney Mara, Bryan Barter DIRECTED BY David Fincher

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS [T]

2 hrs. 12 min.

“Moving as fast and recklessly as a trillion-dollar fat-fi nger stock-market transaction, the fi lm has the drive, luxe and sarcastic wit of the snazziest Hollywood movies”—Time

Emerging from a lengthy prison stint, Gekko fi nds himself on the outside of a world he once dominated. Looking to repair his damaged relationship with his daughter Winnie, Gekko forms an alliance with her fi ancé, Jacob. FEATURING Michael Douglas, Shia LaBeouf, Josh Brolin DIRECTED BY Oliver Stone

FILM & TELEVISION

TELEVISION DESCRIPTIONS

The views contained in the video content are not necessarily those of United.

THE OFFICE [T]

Michael hires a new offi ce assistant and causes outrage in the offi ce. Andy plays it cool after Erin shows interest in another man. Meanwhile, Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an offi ce prank of her own.

HOUSE [T]

House is taken by helicopter to help diagnose a dying CIA agent, leaving Foreman in charge of a team trying to fi nd out why a young woman passed out after a drag car race.

$#*! MY DAD SAYS [T]

After losing his job in Chicago, Henry struggles to fi nd a way to ask his estranged father Ed for rent money to start anew. When Henry fi nally reveals he has lost his job, they have a falling out.

PSYCH [T]

Shawn must communicate with the spirit world in order to recover a dead bank robber’s stolen cash and save his widow’s life.

30 ROCK [T]

As season fi ve of TGS begins, Liz and Carol are forced to confront their relationship, Jack and Avery battle over home decorating, and Tracy struggles with life at 30 Rock without Kenneth.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS [T]

Coach Taylor mulls over his quarterback controversy while his wife worries about Buddy schmoozing up to the school district’s superintendent. Tyra shakes things up with Landry when an old friend of Billy’s starts giving her attention.

ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT/PERSONAL DEVICES

United Airlines strives to make its customer experience safe and comfortable and accordingly has issued the following in regard to the use of electronic equipment/personal devices onboard its aircraft. However, the following is not a contract and does not create any legal rights or obligations. Certain electronic devices may not be used on our planes for safety reasons. Such devices may cause electromagnetic interference with cockpit navigation or communications systems during ground operations and while the aircraft is fl ying below 10,000 feet. However, when an aircraft is traveling above 10,000 feet (normally about 10 minutes after takeoff), passengers can use many of the devices listed. Hearing aids, heart pacemakers and watches are acceptable at all times. These electronic devices can be used in the cabin, but may not be used during takeoff and landing: Calculators; handheld computer games; shavers; portable CD and tape players; laptop computers/ accessory printers/tape drives; portable VCRs/video players These electronic devices cannot be used on the airplane at any time: Cellular phones (cellular phones maybe used on the plane at the gate before the aircraft door is closed or at captain’s discretion when the plane is away from the gate and on the ground); televisions; AM/FM transmitters-receivers; remote-controlled toys

In addition, United Airlines has an onboard photography and video policy. Customers who bring personal audio and video equipment onboard may only use these items with headsets. Noise-canceling headsets may be activated. The use of still and video cameras, fi lm or digital, including any cellular or other devices that have this capability, is permitted only for recording of personal events. However, photography, audio or video recording of other customers without their express prior consent is strictly prohibited. Also, unauthorized photography, audio or video recording of airline personnel, aircraft equipment or procedures is always prohibited. Any voice, audio, video or other photography (motion or still), recording or transmission while on any United Airlines aircraft is strictly prohibited, except to the extent specifi cally permitted by United Airlines. UAL Corporation October 2009.