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June 7th: SAT June 7th: Senior Prom June 10-12th: Finals June 12th: Last Day of School, Assembly, Graduation June 14th: ACT June 17th: School Board Meeting Want to advertise or buy a mail subscription to the Pepperbox? Email Business Manager Hannah Christen at ahs.pepperbox@gmail.com!
Blanket A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 Valadectorian/Salutatorian . . 7 Simms Leaving . . . . . . . . . . . . . .8 AHS On Racism . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 High School Transitions. . . . . 12 Signed Seniors . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13 Spring Sports Wrap-up . . .14-15 Senior Map . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16-17
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IN THE FAUX
EDITORIAL STAFF Piper Bazard Editor-In-Chief Gillen Martin Editor-In-Chief Lauren McCoy Managing Editor River Sween News Editor Sara Davis Junior News Editor Zoe Ziegler Feature Editor Errol Funk Sports Editor Brooke Coelho Junior Sports Editor Vera Heidmann Opinion Editor Rachael Green A&E Editor
Gabe Schneider Art Director Austin Schuler Graphic Designer Hannah Christen Business Manager Mickenzie Grubb Online Editor Suzannah McFarland Copy Editor Kira Burnett Copy Editor Alex Yeoman Executive Producer Nash Karp Director Indigo Davis Photo Editor Jesse Bareilles Assistant Photo Editor
New AHS Mascott . . . . . . . . . . .2 Anonymous Mack Poll . . . . . . .3 Sophomore Parking Plan . . . . .4 Freshman Girls . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 Comics and Art . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 AHS Confessions . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Teacher Biker Gang. . . . . . . . . . 9 Feature Students . . . . . . . . .10-11 Monge Leads Ditch Day . . . . . 12 Frozen Takes Over . . . . . . . . . .13 Body Builder Simms . . . . . . . . .14 Between Two Ferns . . . . . . . . 15
Speacial thanks to Claire Robinson for all her help editing this issue!
REPORTERS Lauren Blake Lizzie Fernandez Hannah Finley Skyler Wrigley Austin Schuler
Talena Graham Alexandra Harris Lexi Jacomella Alexandra Perry Neel Rao
Alex Rialet Delaney Rice Brooke Schafer Brian Then
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FROM THE ARCHIVES
BEHIND THE COVER
Originally published in the “Society” section of the 1917 AHS Advance (the school’s yearbook).
This wrap-up of the “Senior Party” shows the vast difference between the Senior Prom today and the 1917 version. Some highlights included cake and nabisco refreshments, followed by speeches. We hope that you all had a very fun and safe Prom night! That you weren’t too “bashful” to ask someone to dance, and perhaps when you tired of dancing, you considered taking up cards.
The cover for issue seven features the two winners of the Blanket A award, Lauren McCoy and River Sween. The Blanket A award is given out to two seniors who have made outstanding contributions to Arcata High School. Pictured above, our two winners try out a pose in preparation for the cover shoot. To read more about Blanket A, check out news editor Sara Davis’s article on page 6.
EDITORS BOX Writing an editors box is a lot like signing a yearbook: there is so much to say in so little space, and your mind always seems to blank when it comes time to put the thoughts down on paper. So much could be said about our experiences with Pepperbox this year, but we’ll try to keep it short, sweet, and not too emotional. From our fresh beginings as editors-in-cheif, this year was characterized by a hectic news cycle and a stressful atmosphere. We both had our doubts about the sucess of our initial issue, but the enthusiastic comments it received from the community were nothing but encouraging. With the help of our wonderful, dedicated staff, we were able to roll out six more issues, continuously making improvements and growing closer together with each new release. As our seventh and final issue hits the shelves, we can’t help but think about how much we have learned over the past nine months. The Pepperbox has provided us with a medium to spread the voices of the students, entertain the masses, and keep our student body informed. Thanks for sticking with us, through thick and thin. Stay cool, never change, have an awesome summer.
-Editors-in-chief Piper Bazard and Gillen Martin
Quotable. “I know what Coach handbags look like. That’s how sad my life has gotten.” Social Studies teacher Dave
Filippini to his AP Economics class.
“Where did you get your baby carrots? Did you steal them from their mothers?” History teacher Doug Johnson to senior Mickinzie Grubb in response to her snack of choice during second period AP Government.
“When I first moved here, I searched for the lake in Blue Lake for an hour. Math teacher Kay Wozniak to her fourth period AP Statistics class.
“Apparently, a condom will not protect your egg.’ Science teacher Earl Peters to his AP Environmental Science class after senior Tristen Thron described how he and sophomore Canyon Robins used a condom to suspend their egg in their failed calculus rocket project.
1/2 Days until summer!
67 Students from the Senior class who are planning to attend CR next year.
173 Sophomores, juniors, and senior with a GPA of 3.5 or higher, qualifying them for the Presidential Medal of Honor.
96 The percentage of studnets who confessed to cheating, according to a survey conducted by the AP statistics class.
Framable. Students celebrate the ancient Hindu religious festival Holi (also known as the festival of colors) to honor the coming of spring at lunch on the first day of Spring Week.
Photo Courtesy of Jose Lopez
Pictured at left are the 2014 Redwood Coast Peace Poetry Contest Winners. From left to right: first place winner Bella Leopardo, second place winner Madeline Easthouse, and third place winner Skyler Wrigley. Piper Bazard/PEPPERBOX
Seniors Lauren McCoy and Jose Lopez proudly display their medals after both placing second in the NCS/MOC Championship in Berkeley. They both went on to compete in the CIF State Finals in Fresno. Indigo Davis/PEPPERBOX
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“Blanket A” winners, Sween and McCoy Sara Davis
Junior News Editor
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iver Sween. Lauren McCoy. Two names nearly everyone in the community recognizes. Two of the most phenomenal students at AHS. And the two outstanding Blanket A winners. Blanket A is awarded to two students from each class who are considered the most active and influential in the community. Out of the sixteen seniors deemed as the top ten percent of their graduating class, Sween and McCoy stood out like no other selection. Sween, an excellent example of a true Renaissance Man, has been involved in a plethora of school and community based activities. From Associated Student Body Treasurer and National Honor Society Co-President to Varsity Cross Country Athlete and Pepperbox New Editor, Sween is nothing less than an exemplary, well-rounded student. He is reportedly been known to have “ Iggy Azalea’s attitude, Morgan Freeman’s voice, Leonardo DiCaprio’s looks, and FDR’s brains.” As well as a fantastic sense of humor. When asked about his feelings regarding his award, Sween stated, “most [people] know my story and where I come from, and I couldn’t be happier to receive this award that I see as a symbol of my growth at this school. Mrs. Lehman, Ms. Condit,
Mrs. Rosebrook, James Washington--they all contributed to my growth. I couldn’t be more thankful to have them in my life.” McCoy, another student of multiple sides, is the AHS Associated Student Body President, an H-DN All-County athlete in basketball, Sports Editor and Managing Editor for the Pepperbox, and 11 time H-DN League Champion in track and field. She was able to be so involved and influential because she felt that “the community that is Arcata High has always been so supportive of [her] endeavors... that community feel that Arcata High has is also a big part of why [she] wanted to be so involved.” Humbly, she “wanted to give back to the school because the staff and [her] peers have always given [her] so much themselves.” This year’s recipients truly personify all the characteristics of the Blanket A award. They have worked hard to make AHS such a special place for the last four years, improving the high school experience for themselves and others. They are more than just stellar students, they are amazing people. Although they will be leaving next year, they have certainly left their mark. Generations of Arcata High students for years to come will feel the community spirit, enthusiasm, and inspiration that they have left in their wake. Congratulations, you will be missed.
Circle A Winners: Hannah Bill, Brooke Coelho, Joseph Esparza, Suzannah McFarland, Hayden Parker, Kayla Reed, Sophie Yamas, and Kaitlyn Lackett Tiger A Winners: Piper Bazard, Alex Campbell, Hannah Christen, Lauren McCoy, Alex Yeoman, River Sween, Skyler Wrigley, and Rachel Green Blanket A Winners: Lauren McCoy and River Sween
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Sween and McCoy cozy up in their newly-won blankets.
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Valedictorian and Salutatorian Talena Graham Reporter
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tanding in his AP Environmental Science class, Alex Yeoman asks in his typically loud voice: “If you didn’t know I was smart, would you think I was?” From the few students who were listening, there is an unanimous, “NO.” Clad in neon shorts with a typical matching shirt (his Senior Class Award was “Wears the Most Neon”), he continues to express his humor. Describing himself as “better-than-words and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” and giving the incoming freshman valuable advice like, “The best time to cut class is when Monge is watching,” “Don’t forget your shampoo for showers in the locker room,” “That senior girl sitting next to you is
just like math or just like English. Instead, he does well in every class he takes. Besides taking ten advanced placement classes and one honors class, Yeoman has been a member of the track, basketball, and cross country teams. In addition to that, he is currently the President of National Honor Society, a Tiger Pal, and the Executive Producer for The Pepperbox. This year, Yeoman spoke at the annual TEDxYouth conference on “The Unseen Epidemic,” which focused on his experience with postconcussion syndrome. Next year, Yeoman plans to attend the University of Southern California. He hasn't decided on a major yet. It could be anything from broadcast journalism with a pre-med track, to culinary arts. His interests and his potential are equally unlimited.
The best time to cut class is when Monge is watching... Don’t forget your shampoo for showers in the locker room... That senior girl that is sitting next to you is definitely hitting on you, you’re right... Seniors love it when you walk down the middle of the parking lot... - Valedictorian Alex Yeoman definitely hitting on you, you’re right,” and, “Seniors love it when you walk down the middle of the parking lot,” it is easy to forget that he has been ranked number one in his class all four years. The key to his success isn’t being the best student in the class. In fact, he claims, “In every single class, there is someone who is better than me.” The reason he became valedictorian is because he doesn’t
Sophia Yamas lives with a motto of “Work hard, play hard. Emphasis on the “work hard,” it is evident that this year’s salutatorian is energetic, to say the least. Dubbing herself as “spontaneous and hungry” (seriously, she perfectly captures the French word gourmande, which is someone who loves to eat), she accepts the fact that her senior award was “Least Common Sense.” Laughing, she explains that
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Valedictorian Alex Yeoman grasps some branches while Salutatorian Sophia Yamas perches in the foliage above. she “doesn’t actually think about things before [she] says them.” Even though she has taken nine advanced placement classes and one honor class, the hardest part about high school has been finding a parking spot. Her advice for getting good grades? “Do your homework! And come to school too... that helps.” Outside of academics, Yamas is the vice president of Spanish Honor Society, the Senior Class Treasurer, and a member of Global Solutions Academy. She was a National Merit Scholarship semi-finalist and has won first place at Humboldt County History Day. She has been a player on the varsity soccer team and was on the track team for two years. During her junior year she volunteered with Habitat for Humanity in New Orleans. She is a lifeguard at the Arcata Community Pool and a referee for Mad River Youth Soccer. Currently, Yamas is participating in a program in the Dominican Republic. She is studying civil engineering and Spanish while helping the community members with
any problems they have because of the lack of supplies and access to education. She will come back for graduation before returning to the Dominican Republic until July. Yamas’s words of encouragement are to “have fun while you still can, because when you get to college you’re going to have more homework than you do now.” Next year she will be attending Columbia University, with plans to major civil engineering.
Yamas’s words of encouragement are to “have fun while you still can, because when you get to college you’re going to have more homework than you do now.”
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The legacy of Mr. Simms Zoe Ziegler Feature Editor
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ome people will remember him by his Seneca Crane beard. Or maybe they will picture his face every time they see a school garden. Or perhaps he will be remembered at every game of ultimate frisbee. Though he only spent two years as a teacher here at AHS, Mr. Simms somehow made a lifetime’s worth of influence. But, as he will not have a class here at AHS next year, that influence may have reached its limit. Chances are he will stay in the area, but no longer will we get the daily high five as we walk down the science wing, or the passionate and animated lectures in Global Life and Biology. Our time with Simms was
cut short, and I fear that we are missing out on all the un-revealed treasures about him that he might still hide, yet the impact he leaves behind is significant. Students remark on his legacy and triumphs:
Mr. Simms believes that learning should be less about getting an A and more about exploring and understanding the world around you. That’s a principle that I wish more people, students and teachers alike, agreed with.
It’s a fat shame. He was one of the only teachers that made me want to learn more than what he was giving us in class. - Henry Penalosa
Simms is a great teacher. He’s so funny and passionate about biology. It’s nice to have a teacher that doesn’t make me fall asleep when they’re talking. It’s definitely my favorite class this year.
- Althea Newman
-Solomon Reinman
ARCATA HIGH STUDENTS:
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Mr. Simms stands among the fruitful bounties of this infant food forest.
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Arcata High on Racism and Sexism Alex Harris Reporter
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Transformations: freshmen to senior year Hannah Finley Reporter
River Sween
Chris Cherms
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Lauren McCoy & Skyler Wrigley
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Seven sporty seniors sign Next fall, Chris Cherms will take the field as a local Jack and play soccer for Humboldt State. For the past four years, he has been the starting goalkeeper for the Varsity Boys soccer team. Since a young age, Cherms knew he had the potential for a soccer career after high school. Not only does he play in the goal, but on the field as well. It wasn’t until a U10 soccer game that his father put him in as goalie that he realized he was destined to be a keeper. His strong presence on the pitch and his assertive voice in the back is an added benefit that he plans to bring to the men’s team. Cherms is most excited to be able to continue his athletics in college and help local youth soccer teams improve.
Following graduation, Kayla Reed will make the seven hour trip across the Oregon border to Salem, Oregon, where she’ll play softball for Corban University. Reed started to participate in softball in the fourth grade in the local ASA (Amatuer Softball Association), and began her passion for pitching in the sixth grade. For the past four years as a Tiger, Reed has mainly pitched, but heading into next season as a Warrior, she’ll play wherever the coach puts her. Excited to leave Humboldt to further her softball career, she can’t wait to grasp the next challenge and create a new friend group.
Santa Barbara, California seems to be the popular place. Similarly, running advocate Jose Lopez has chosen UC Santa Barbara as his educational home next fall. Lopez will take the beaches running and participate in Divison 1 cross country and track. He started his running journey Freshman year at Arcata High when Mr. James Washington informed him he would be running. But it wasn’t
until sophomore year when he began to truly enjoy running. Next year Lopez will have to increase his training from 40 miles a week to 60 to compete well in the 8K(5 miles) cross country course. Also while soaking up the rays he will he plans on competing in the 800 and 1600 meter track races. His leadership and coachable attitude will bring an asset to a team who all fawn of the sport called running.
Lauren McCoy has been playing basketball since the second grade and has spent the past 11 years taking her game to the next level. Next year McCoy will take the court at Westmont College in bright Santa Barbara, California, where she’ll continue her basketball career. McCoy made the varsity girl’s basketball team as a freshman and was a four year varsity starter. She had many offers from other top schools, but decided upon sunny Southern California for the location, and the comfort she felt amongst the team. McCoy is excited to finally focus on one sport and how much better she can improve her game and the program at Westmont.
Brooke Coelho Junior Sports Editor
Ella Dixon is one of few from Arcata High that’s continuing to cheer in college. She will be competing in the highest collegiate cheerleading division next year at Arizona State University. Dixon decided upon Arizona for their cheer program and the fact it is out of state. She has been cheering since the third grade and has always wanted to cheer in college. At Arcata High, she has been apart of the cheerleading team for all four years. She is looking forward to focusing on learning new skills and the free season passes to all ASU sporting events!
Although she always thought she’d be attending a college in Southern California, Brooke Coelho will instead be making the trip east to play women’s soccer for Chico State. She has been kicking around the ball since she was six, but it wasn’t until sophomore year she realized she wanted to play at the collegiate level. She was a four year varsity girls soccer starter.She chose Chico for the many sunshine days and the dynamic style the women’s soccer program offered. Coelho plans to bring her speed and her ability to exploit dangerous space on the field.
TIGERS ROAR ON: SPRING SPORTS CLEAN UP
The AHS swim team had a great season with amazing dedication. With the closest swim meets located in Willits and Ukiah, the time put in by all swim members was inspiring. The young team consisted almost entirely of underclassmen, with the exception of one junior, and is looking strong for next year. Great job Tigers, as Dory would say, just keep swimming!
The AHS boys Golf team had a solid season, placing fourth in league. The team was made up mostly of underclassmen except for one junior and one graduating senior. Coach Kyle Verly described his team as a relaxed, fun-loving group of students with great potential. Verly said, “I’m looking forward to coaching again next year and helping the guys improve.”
The AHS boys Tennis team had a strong season, they tied for second in the team categories in the H-DN competition and landed five players in the individual finals. The AHS boys tennis team was well balanced, with four graduating seniors and as coach Sheldon Heath stated, three “upstanding Freshmen”. Keep an eye on this team, their future is looking bright.
The AHS Softball team had a rebuilding season full of hard work and dedication. Despite finishing 6-18 in league, Coach Joe Ponte described his team’s atmosphere as positive with a lot of great leaders. With three returning seniors, next season is looking “pretty promising,” said Ponte.
The Varsity Baseball team hit the competition out of the ball park, they made it all the way to the Sections semi-finals in Berkeley. Head coach Troy Ghisetti said, “I think this was an outstanding season and they have exceeded my expectations.” In regards to the three graduating seniors, Lucas Brittain, Michael Lefuel, and Tyler Keil, Ghisetti said that these “crucial team leaders” will be missed. But don't count these Tigers out for next season, because, as Ghisetti stated, “the returning team will be competing for a team title.”
The Track and Field team ran down the competition, the girls team placed second in league and the boys placed fourth. About twenty individuals went on to compete at the Redwood Empire meet and more still went on to the Meet of Champions in Berkeley. Seniors Jose Lopez and Lauren McCoy are going to compete at the CIF state meet this weekend in the 800m and 300m hurldes. Next season the team is losing eights seniors, six of whom are four-year Track athletes. But with strong returners, they are sure to continue sweeping away the competition.
Photos courtesy of Paul Swenson Wrap-ups written by Lizzy Fernandez
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Elijah Jimenez-Kalis Brody Johnson Kelly Joyce John Kjer Kyle Kline Lily Knappenberger Matthew Kuttler Stephen Lark William LeFils Emily Lindgren Lily Loncar Faith Maciel Rex Maillie Chandler Maskill Jarrett Mayo Ashlee McKenney Brian Merrick Ashlee Murillo Dayna Naish Archie Nichols Caitlin Nieri Makayla Orlandi Joshua Peay
Humboldt State University Ethan Bush Chris Cherms Ryan Colbert Tyler Courtemanche Alixandrea Flint Seanne Hoes Abigail Puzz Quinn Rice UC Santa Cruz Cayman Durham-Vance Coelho Hill Skyler Wrigley UC Davis Hannah Bill Kira Burnett Hui Lin Chen Stephanie Giori Hayden Parker UC Santa Barbara Jose Lopez Tristen Thron Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo Kylen Maple University of Southern California Alex Yeoman Westmont College Lauren McCoy Cabrillo Community College Lexi Jacomella Peter Hunsucker
Nicholas Pelascini Brian Peterson Cierra Powell James Saladino Brooke Schafer Gabriel Schneider Dallas Small Gina Smith Gloria Smith Willow Smith Shelby Sobol Dylan Stackhouse Faith Steeves Westleigh Stenborg-Davies
University of Puget Sound, WA Talena Graham
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Chico State Universtiy Brooke Coelho
Linfield College, OR Vera Heidman Pacific University, OR Frank Trush Corban University, OR Kayla Reed
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CSU San Marcos Anna Cory San Diego State University Mickenzie Grubb Emmalaya Owen CSU Northridge Alexandra Harris San Francisco State University Sara McGregor Sonoma State University Elsa Taylor Mendocino College Lita Watkins Santa Barbara City College Errol Funk Nash Karp Danyell Welch
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Willamette University, OR Lauren Blake Oregon Institute of Technology, OR Maci Moser Lane Community College, OR Georgie Cavinta Emily Schweigert Portland State University, OR Emma Nielsen
Traveling Casey Aveggio Amberstar Gambrell Hannah Josang Gabriel Perry Austin Schuler Alia Brookshire Foreign Exchange Sylvia Leppig; Belgium
Military Service, Marines Alexia Farias Employment Tommy Adams; San Diego, CA Eric Bosma; Arcata, CA Spencer Frankel, Sacramento, CA Abigail Garrison; Arcata, CA Sophie Lefuel; Arcata, CA Cecilia Santander; Arcata CA
Returning Home Gokce Aslan-- Turkey Fadi Ayoub-- Jordan Robin Bonn-- Germany Estela Cabezas-- Spain Sven Fischer-- Germany Rita Maglio-- Germany Alex Rialet-- France Julius Thoben-- Germany
Hood College, MD Hannah Christen
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Between two ferns with Troy Ghisetti Gillen Martin Editor-in-Chief
Pepperfaux: Welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns. My guest today is Troy Ghisetti from Arcata High’s athletic department. Hi, Troy. It’s really exciting to talk to you, especially in the height of your rousingly average baseball season. Troy Ghisetti: Thanks. It’s good to be here. PF: So, is the athletic sweatsuit every single day look still working for you in your mid-forties? TG: Absolutely. Comfort is the only way. PF: Is it fun to be cocky? TG: I’m not cocky, I’m truthful. PF: What do you do for the administration to not get fired? TG: My job...essentially. PF: Do you consider yourself a healthy human being while consuming mass amounts of caffeine and Lil’ Debbies on a daily basis?
TG: Of course, I always include a couple apples and a half pound of salted baby carrots. PF: When you’re out there on the field, do you ever think, “Hey, why don’t I try to be a real coach today?” TG: Absolutely not, other teams are already starting to buy into our program. PF: Do you predict a midlife crisis in your near future, or would you consider yourself already in one? TG: …. Gabe Schneider/PEPPERBOX
PF: How do you inspire your physOur sly editor-in-cheif conducts an interview with everyone’s fave ical education students on a daily athletic director between two ferns. basis? TG: By example. They see me and realize that they can stay in their TG: Absolutely. prime through becoming physicalPF: How do you handle having ly fit. PF: How do you inspire your team such a sassy son? to be so mediocre? TG: I’ve had time to prepare and adPF: Your baseball team has been TG: All members of my team are just to it. I knew he would be saucy less than winning the past few buying into what I expect, we’re from the very first sonogram. I seasons, how are you planning to swinging the bat pretty well. will never forget the image of that improve? tiny fetus pouting and chucking up TG: We’ve made playoffs 89.5% of PF: How does riding a bike around deuces. the years I’ve been coaching…. the boys locker room get you hyped to instruct yet another period of PB: Do you often feel like you’re PF: Does your wife find you as an- freshman physical education? overshadowed by Boydston? noying as most students do? TG: Always have to stay in shape. TG: Yes.
A year in review: Some of The Pepperbox’s greatest 2013-2014 headlines • Yet another typo-free year for the Popperbox • Cross country becomes most watched sport at AHS • Athletic Code of Conduct upheld at all times • ASB races heat up as candidates flow in • Dress code not at all sexist • New study conducted, cheating in AP classes at an all-time low • Navarre’s “I Have Dreams” gradutaion speech strikingly similar to MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech • Cheerleading season once again remarkably dra-
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ma-free Cheerleaders finally featured in the Pepperbox Freshman finally learn how to walk correctly in hallways, parking lot, and other public areas PDA regulations enforced, affection in hallways drops by 99% Amish fashion adopted by freshman girls Flower crowns deemed best headwear for winter days AHS white girls show no signs of cultural appropriation Sophomores graciously welcomed into the parking lot community
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Biology teacher to take up body building Austin Schuler Graphic Designer
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ason Simms: we all know that funny guy. He teaches biology, and he had a beard that he grew and then cut. He also sometimes wears suspenders, what an OG cool man. Sadly he has been forced to choose a different career for a short while as the yearly pink slips are given out. On the bright side, he has turned to the best possible career choice: Simms is going to become SWOL! Simms will become a professional bodybuilder. When asked about this new choice in his life, his translator answered that he was excited to become a preposterous testosterone addict (another term for this is preposterone). The reason he needed a translator is because throughout the whole interview he could only say, “I AM GONNA GET BIG GUNS!” Because of this single-sentence response to each question, I had to mostly make up all of his answers to all the questions. Pepperfaux: Why did you want to become a professional bodybuilder? Jason Simms: Well I was just in a different space, you know, and so I had to find a new passion and challenge. I thought that bodybuilding was just the next logical step after teaching. PF: How long have you been bodybuilding? JS: I have been using steroids since winter break. I had a good friend at Burning Man who was really into it, so I decided to use steroids as a natural enhancement to my bicep building. PF: Oh well that makes sense. Do you think that any other teacher might follow your lead?
JS: Mr. Johnson and I had a good conversation about it, and he was actually the one who originally inspired me to follow the path. Not many students know that he used to be on the Scandinavian bald bodybuilding team. They won many titles in the underground bald body bicep building competition circuit.
been trying to just pick up kids as they’re sitting in chairs. Hopefully, by the end of the semester, I’ll be able to pick up my scooter, or Mr. Peters’ motorbike. I’m also open to suggestions from other swol kids at this school, because I know a lot of you guys go to Health Sport. Mostly though, I’m just trying to get REALLY BIG GUNS!
PF: So you would say that this whole decision to become a bodybuilder was because of Mr. Johnson? JS: YES.
PF: How will your life be different now that you don’t teach? JS: I’m gonna get way more babes, but I won’t be able to answer the phone as well because my guns will be so large. I’m gonna have to buy a lot of skimpy menswear. Also, I’m going to take a lot of steroids. Steroids are just a really natural way to get really ripped. It just makes a lot of sense. I have a slogan, “Steroids: the greenest way to get BIG GUNS.”
PF: What’s your training routine like? JS: My training routine starts with eating straight raw meat. That’s all I can eat, ever. Most of the time, I also try to focus on foods with a low glycemic index. I stay away from bananas, and apparently turkey has tryptophane that makes you sleepy. I’ve been working out with an elevation training mask. Also I’m really into lifting heavy things while teaching, like, I’ve
PF: Is your facial hair related to your steroid use? JS: Yes, the steroids I got were called, “catching fire”. Pretty cool stuff, but it also made my hair grow in an odd pattern, like in that one movie about a love triangle in the woods. I think it’s called the Hunger Games? Hey, speaking of games, did you guys get tickets? PB: Tickets to what…? JS: TO THE GUN SHOW!!!!
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At this point the interview was terminated.
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Frozen frenzy sweeps nation Alley Perry
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Reporter
ince the release of Disney’s new animated film Frozen, its popularity has spread rapidly all over the world. The movie made 1.072 billion dollars, and the hit song ‘Let it Go’ from the film inspired thousands of covers and even made it on the iTunes top 10 list. This Frozen frenzy has affected not only children of its targeted age group, but people of all ages, including our commander-in-chief, President Obama. The president has demanded that “Every award ever” go to the characters of the children’s film. After being informed that the characters are indeed fictional, the 52-year-old president locked himself in his room and has not been seen since, except to make the official statement that the U.S. National Anthem be changed to “Let it Go’” effective immediately. Frozen-themed changes are taking place all over the country, even in our own school, the government-required enthusiasm for the film is through the roof. As a part of the Measure Q changes, plans have been put in place to paint over the tiger mural in the gym and replace it with a 100-foot painting of Olaf the Snowman. One educated student commented, “I think these are really positive changes. The mural really exemplifies who we are as a school.” Anyone who resists these changes is being shunned, deported, and having their citizenship revoked. These completely reasonable precautions are put in place to rid our proud nation of any Frozen-hating, un-American viewpoints. A passionate Frozen lover stat-
ed, “Frozen is the best movie ever made, I really don’t think this is a passing trend. Jokes about the movie haven’t been overdone and the songs are in no way repetitive or annoying.” As of yesterday the government has begun work on a weather-altering machine in efforts to cast America into an eternal winter to mimic the conditions in Frozen. President Obama, fed up with the media's criticism, gave very little comment on the project, stating only, “The cold never bothered me anyway.”
The cold never bothered me anyway, - President Obama
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President Obama asks everyone to CHILL out because there is SNOW way he will let Frozen affect his COOL demeanor.
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Monge leads faculty Ditch Day
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s May came to an end, the weather took a turn for the better. These sunny 80 degree days made everyone anxious for summer break, including Mr. Monge. Last year, the seniors were upset when their Senior Ditch Day was sabotaged by Monge following them to the river…but really he was just trying to enjoy the sunny day, too. This year, some of you may be wondering why all of our classes had substitutes, the school nurse wasn’t there when you had a stomach ache, Mr. Monge didn’t call you to his office for hours of interrogation, and coincidentally it was the sunniest day yet. This is the result of Faculty Ditch Day, or as some
of you may know it, #FDD2k14. Monge seems to be the leader of this horrible outrage. Why would anyone want to leave our beautiful classrooms on an 80 degree day in Humboldt!? “I’ve worked hard all year, and I just can’t wait three more weeks for summer. I need a break from you annoying kids,” Monge said when confronted about the idea of leaving our campus. We asked Monge what he was doing when every faculty member was gone on the sunniest day of the year. After being threatened to get a detention, we did not give in, and he finally explained his whole day to us. Monge got up at 6 a.m sharp to start his P90X workout to get his hot summer bod. He left at 7:30 to make sure his kids and wife would not realize the horrible sin
he would be committing that day. He sped to work in his Honda Odyssey. When he got to campus, students saw Mr. Navarre get into the car. Once they reached the edge of the parking lot, they pulled off their nice suits and showed some skin and swim trunks. They rolled the windows down and blasted “California Love” as they mobbed to Willow Creek in the minivan. Mr. Monge got pulled over once on the way up 299, but got out of a ticket with some smooth talking and his stunning good looks. When they reached Willow Creek, our administrators took a bathroom break at Murphys and bought some Arizonas and Chex-Mix Munchies. They traveled to the river and relaxed on the hot rocks in an attempt to get some nice tan lines to show off at school the next day.
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Mr. Monge’s son, Mitchell Monge, was pretty angry when he went into his father’s office to eat lunch with him…like he does every day. “I felt sad. I was really disappointed in him. He’s always had a wild side, but I never thought he’d do something like this. My family is so disappointed,” Monge Commented. After discussing his sorrow, he continued to explain how his dad really enjoys turning off the traction control system in his minivan, and drifting around corners. When Navarre and Monge returned to school the next day, they claimed they had been afflicted with the stomach flu, but their tan lines seemed to tell us something different. See you in Saturday School, Mr. Monge.
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Feature students: The Academic: Chris Vargas The Artist: Julian Dyke Hannah Finley Reporter
A stack of books scatters across the hallway as the scrawny- armed boy, glasses sliding down the bridge of his nose, trips over his own clumsy feet; this is the idyllic nerd. Many are stuck with this common representation of the school nerd, therefore, one may not venture to guess that our school nerd is none other than the athletic, smooth, rap-genius: Christopher Vargas. While Vargas may not be the kid taking the most AP courses at our school, his sheer brilliance is applied elsewhere. Chris, unlike most children, has a unique ability to turn just about anything into a freestyle rap. Whether he be rapping about a math concept for Lovato’s class, describing the agility of the Arcata High’s sports teams, or simply creating a rap focused on an individual’s name, he never disappoints with his witty, rhyming lyrics. Aside from his freestyle creativity, Mrs. Moore claimed, “His poetic capabilities are astounding!” Vargas admits that, despite his tough outward appearance, he enjoys expressing himself through thoughtful stanzas. “Afterall,” he claimed, “poetry is the best way to impress a girl.” Hear that ladies? Prepare to have your hearts melt with the clever, effortless lines thought up by Chris Vargas. Don’t be too swept away in admiration though, because I’m sure you can already imagine the snapping competition among this stud’s many suitors. While Vargas may not be the most likely to become president, you can be sure that this lyrical genius is most likely to become rich and famous. The next time you run into Chris in the halls, don’t knock the textbooks from his hands, but instead, drop him a sick beat.
Nash Karp Reporter
Many of you know Julian Dyke for his alluring looks, but this Mr. Unattainable also has an amazing talent: his art. Julian took art his junior year and has been drawing ever since. We asked Julian how he starts each masterpiece. “I start with the eyes, and then I work my way to the nose, and then I work the mouth and then I draw hair. It’s also how I approach my ladies.” Julian said. This Renaissance man is very deep-hearted in his art and gets most of his inspiration from John Kjer. Julian describes his art as, “Silly and perfect. Not perfect because everyone makes mistakes. Except for me. I don’t use my eraser, except for sometimes. That’s why I don’t draw in pen.” Julian believes his best work of art is the one titled “Snaky Simon”. Another main source of inspiration for Julian is McDonald’s, “Sometimes I eat a french fry, and I’m like woah this ones not done yet, so then I eat another one and I’m like woah this o n e s done and I’m like woah my arts the same way.” He is influenced by music, but he listens only to autorap and says,“It’s the best app ever.” Julian Dyke has his next Gallery at McDonald’s on the fifth of June from six PM to twelve AM. Stop by for some classical, abstract art.
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The Arcata A’s
The Athlete: Maddy Hapgood The Activist: Bryce Moore Hannah Finley Reporter
For those of you who don’t know Maddy, she conquers just about any sport she attempts. Her tenacity and aggression are a l most too much to contain at times. I’m sure some of you are wondering, “If she’s so athletic, why doesn’t she play sports?” Well, this year she was unable to come out for her favorite sport, basketball, due to scheduling conflicts. She strictly eats a meal between lunch and dinner at 4:32 each day, and a compromise was unable to be reached. Another major issue for her was the “lack of skill on the varsity girls basketball team.” She has high standards and was unwilling to settle for less than perfection, apparently. Other than basketball, Maddy really enjoys softball. “The fast moving pace and constant excitement fill my need for thrill that few other activities can achieve,” she claimed. The unpredictability of the intense sport draws Maddy like none other. Maddy also dabbles in the art of cricket, hurling, curling, underwater hockey, snow polo, and cheerleading; all of which are equally ridiculous. Additionally, Maddy has recently discovered a passion for disc golf. Armed with a bag of quality disks (NOT firsbees), she frequents the courses at HSU. While Maddy enjoys these traditional sports and hobbies, one of her favorite pastimes is paintball wars. Be sure that if you challenge Maddy to a paintball war, you understand what you’re getting yourself into. Maddy will not rest until the other team is a rainbow mass of shame. When Maddy was asked to comment on her well-known athletic ability, she confidently stated. “There is no question, I am the best. I will undoubtedly set records.” With that tidbit of information, take it as no surprise when Maddy’s name appears in the sports news section someday.
Nash Karp
Reporter
This gentle soul is sometimes seen as aggressive, but he is just trying to save the world for his fellow humankind. Bryce Moore is very passionate about conserving energy and our precious resources. Moore is an advocate of saving and growing trees, as he loves to play in them. He never uses paper in class, ever, to help lower his carbon footprint. Moore saves the dolphins by showering only twice a week at the maximum. Bryce says, “I help preserve our fossil fuels by carpooling to school everyday with my mom, mostly because I’m grounded and she took my truck away.” Bryce also does not consume water, and instead decides to partake in other less wasteful beverages. “The water belongs to the mother earth and it also tastes terrible,” Moore stated. In addition to his beverage preferences, Bryce Moore is also conserving the water in the toilet and reducing sewage pollution by following the rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down.” Bryce also rarely uses wasteful home appliances. He does laundry after wearing everything at least three times and constantly reuses his dishes for the sake of not using water and getting his hands all pruney. This young environmentalist is an advocate for recycling too: I once saw him with an empty bottle in hand and the trash can was right next to him. Most would just throw it away, but not Bryce. Bryce positioned up and shot the bottle twenty-five feet away at the recycling can. The bottle bounced off and landed on the ground a foot away. “Someone else will get the rebound,” Bryce said.
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Pull over teens--teachers take back the roads Kira Burnett Copy Editor
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eather jackets and jeans dominated the scene at Tony’s last Friday as Arcata’s newly established biker gang swaggered through the door. They quickly ordered their food, high-fived a trucker buddy sitting by a window, and wandered over to a table. A few high schoolers dropped both their drinks and their jaws on the floor. Their reaction was understandable. After all, it’s not everyday your math teacher wears a red dolphin bandana and chaps. Yep, that’s right--our very own Arcata High School educators are living the high(way) life. Mr. Peters, the ‘alpha,’ was suddenly inspired one day while lecturing 3rd period chemistry on combustion. “I looked at the kid playing a videogame under his desk in the front row, and I thought, ‘Well, if they can do their own thing, so can we!’ By the way, that kid got busted.” A few teachers already shared Peters’ enthusiasm for the inexhaustible excitement of motorcycles. The Bagnalls were obvious candidates, as they already had their own. Williams, with his years of experience, helped teach the newbies the ropes of a biker gang. Condit got on board when she overheard Peters’ plan. She was particularly eager to learn, mentioning in passing something about a night-time Mckinleyville ride and how to remove mufflers. Simms was recruited soon after. “I ride a scooter!” he said when asked if he’d used training wheels. “It’s not that different!” The name had been a matter of some dispute. “It was intense. Will wanted to be the ‘Gausketeers,’ and when Davena shot it down, the ‘Mad Derivers,’” said Peters. “I
wanted the ‘Ubiquitinators,’ but... what? Didn’t you pay attention in biology?” Simms had finally suggested the ‘Mental Mentors,’ or M&Ms for short, and the matter was settled. Mrs. Bagnall proudly displayed the group logo on her leather jacket, a circle with two M’s in it and a mushroom cloud above. Milkshakes and malts arrived, and Mrs. Bagnall whipped a pack of croissants out of her saddlebags like a magician. Soon, the gang was reminiscing about their recent adventures. “We are some pretty significant figures on the highway,” Mr. Bagnall quipped, and some of them chuckled obligingly.
A few high schoolers dropped both their drinks and their jaws on the floor. Their reaction was understandable. After all, it’s not everyday your math teacher wears a red dolphin bandana and chaps.
Asking about their motorcycles enlivened the group. Apparently, Simms’ motorbike is being worked
on, so he’s riding in Condit’s sidecar for the moment (think Wallace and Gromit). Mrs. Bagnall slipped into French for a moment describing her red-white-and-blue motorcycle, which she wants to trick out with a fleur-de-lis over crossbones. Peters was also talkative. “I’m aiming to get an all-electric motorcycle. The engine runs quiet, and it really cuts down emissions,” he explained. When I asked tentatively whether consideration and social consciousness is usually the point of a biker gang, they didn’t seem to notice. “You should try a Harley or a Victory instead. They’re classics,” argued Williams. Williams was the undisputed authority on these matters, yet Peters bravely stood his ground. As they began a discussion about whether speed and design or green technology were more desirable qualities in a ride, I glanced toward the others. The Bagnalls were busy showing recent photos of their kid to the waiter, and Condit was digging enthusiastically into her oreo milkshake while scolding Simms about stealing her microscopes during class. They did not look at all like the hard-as-nails joyriders who glare at you as they zoom by (though the leather jackets were, admittedly, totally cool). But I realized that no one here needed to be like the biker gangs we heard about in the news.
They were all unique and dynamic characters who lived their own lives without fear of tomorrow, who inspired others to break out of the void that is normalcy! Besides, as teachers, they are already the toughest, scariest people around.
The Bagnalls were busy showing recent photos of their kid to the waiter, and Condit was digging enthusiastically into her oreo milkshake while scolding Simms about stealing her microscopes during class. They did not look at all like the hard-as-nails joyriders who glare at you as they zoom by (though the leather jackets were, admittedly, totally cool).
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AHS confessions: leaked! Sara Davis
Junior News Editor
& Vera Heidmann Opinion Editor
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he Whisper app is a way for people to anonymously spout their deepest confessions all over the internet. The fact that it’s anonymous makes people say things that are excessively obnoxious and weird...but hey, it’s hilarious all the same. Recently, scandalous student and teacher confessions have been leaked from this app. We took the liberty of recording some of best (and worst) confessions that we’ve heard and seen:
My goal in life is to take a selfie with Filipini
I KNOW when you’re texting in class. Nobody just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
Freshmen girls keep haunting my nightmares
To fall asleep, I gaze at Mr. Johnson's Facebook. His profile picture is too perfect."
I eat a box of vanilla wafers daily just to make it through the day
Subbing at Arcata High School is the best. Everyone is so relaxed and calm.
I stalk Ms. Moore’s insta!
I follow my students on twitter to know where the best parties are.
I’m a senior at Arcata High and I've run over at least five freshmen for the prime parking spots.
I secretly want to go to Mack High because I hate the color orange.
Concurrent Enrollment
CR will offer 3 classes at Arcata High Fall 2014! Classes begin the week of Aug. 25 Courses open to all new and current CR students. AHS students receive high school & college credit. These classes meet CSU and UC GE requirements.
List of Courses: Course
Meeting Information
Faculty
Credits
ASTRO 10 - Intro to Astronomy
TH 3:45 pm -6:55 pm
J. Pedicino
3
COMM 1 - Public Speaking
MW 3:45 pm -5:10 pm
K. Mayer
3
PHIL 10 - Intro to Philosophy
TTH 3:45 pm -5:10 pm
Staff
3
Interested AHS students should see their counselor for concurrent enrollment form and registration information. CR students register on WebAdvisor or speak with Counseling & Advising staff at 707-476-4150 Arcata High is located at 1720 M St., Arcata
www.redwoods.edu
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Comics and Art
Comics by Kira Burnett Art by Austin Schuler
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Fitting in with freshman girls Neel Rao Reporter & Alley Perry Reporter
*Disclaimer* If you are offended by this article, I can’t even.
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eel Rao, Pepperbox reporter, sat at his desk, brow sweating profusely. He lit a cigar and leaned back in his chair, questioning his existence in this universe. A week ago, he had been assigned to a sting operation to infiltrate the Arcata High freshman girl cliques. Recently, there had been too many stolen boyfriends, similar outfits, and sassy subtweets. He slammed his fists in fury on the dark mahogany desk. “Fiddlesticks! What does this all mean?!” Suddenly, he heard a knock at the door and the distinct sound of a selfie. This reporter had just stepped on the wrong pair of Ugg boots. These are journal entries documenting his undercover operation to infiltrate the freshman girl’s class, before his untimely demise. Day 1 I have purchased 30 pairs of high-waisted shorts and crop tops in order to fit in. This might be the most dangerous operation I have been assigned to. Also, it is the most expensive. I spent $3,000 on various articles of clothing. Hopefully, it will all pay off. I must stay strong and not get pulled into the drama. Day 7 It has now been a week. They have accepted me as one of their own. I had to go through a heinous induction process of making flow-
er crowns and taking group selfies for 6 hours straight. My neck and back hurt from posing for so long. It was totally worth it. Day 20 I discovered their gang signs. They seem to put their index and middle fingers up to their eyes, and call themselves, “fierce” I will look into this more, but I gtg*, it’s White Girl Wednesday and I have been craving some Starbucks. Day 26 My phone is literally full of photo editing apps. I don’t even have space for my Lana Del Rey and Lorde . Also, I was only like 2 peoples #WCW**. I can’t even, this is literally the worst day of my life. I’m about to subtweet sooooo many people.
Day Who Even CARES I woke up at that “girl with pigtails emoji’s” house after prom. I think she’s mad at me because I totally borrowed her shoes and then got them muddy. Whatever, I left before she woke up so I wouldn’t be in her way. I also borrowed these skater skirts that were sooo cute. They look way better on me anyways, I might keep them . Day 63 OMG I’M LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW. THERE IS LITERALLY BLOOD ALL OVER THE GROUND. THAT ONE FUFU
LAME**** FOUND OUT I TOOK HER CLOTHES AND SHE LITERALLY STABBED ME IN THE CHEST LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES. BRB***** GOTTA TAKE LIKE ONE LAST SELFIE BEFORE I DIE. #Blessed #HeyJesus #StillCuteTho
*Got to go ** Woman Crush Wednesday *** Outfit Of The Day **** Annoying Person (see Brian Silva’s Vines for further explanation) ***** Be Right Back
Day 30 I was like 2 years late to class today and I got a detention. It was probably because I had to take my #OOTD*** selfie this morning and then one selfie before entering every room. Whatever, I’ll get that nerdy kid to send me the homework later. Day 40 The other girls have shunned me. I accidently put more than half my face in a selfie, and I danced with an upperclassmen for too long. I spent literally my whole life this weekend sitting on my couch, eating nutella, watching Netflix, and looking at Tumblr. #worstdayever #fierce #helpme Day
Alley Perry/PEPPERBOX
After months of facial reconstructive surgery and hours of make up and hair, Pepperbox reporter Neel Rao is finally ready for his undercover operation.
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Sophomores shoved underground (finally) Lauren McCoy Managing Editor
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here are a lot of things that need updating this year, and thanks to Measure Q we can do it! Everyone knows what a pain the parking lot can be, thanks in large part to the increasing number of sophomore drivers, but now the administration has finally come up with a way to solve the problem that plagues anyone entering our campus. Arcata High is getting a new parking structure. “This has been something in the works for a while now, I think it’s a very exciting development and will really improve the overall
success of our student body,” Vice Principal Jim Monge commented on the matter. It certainly is an exciting development because Arcata High has been in need of improvements to the parking lot for quite some time. It’s really great that such measures are finally being taken to solve the problem of confusion and chaos, but I’m one that’s more supportive of problem prevention rather than trying to fix it after the fact. The prevention that should be taking place is to banish sophomores from the parking lot. Although the parking lot does have some problems early in the school year, it will always be slow to exit with only one path to do so, but this does not become any easier as the year goes by and more
and more unnecessary drivers begin to utilize it. Seriously, what is a sophomore really doing driving anyway? Can they even see over the steering wheel yet? (I mean, besides CJ). It just becomes a real problem when the parking lot is filled at 8:09 and seniors are forced to park off campus, which then makes them late for class. So to prevent even having to spend the funds on the upcoming parking structure in the first place, we could just deny sophomores from parking in the lot, or driving at all. But since there seems to be no way in which the onslaught of young drivers can be stopped, a parking structure seems like the next best thing. Planned to encompass the entire current parking lot, going above and below ground,
the structure will have four levels total. There will be two levels below ground, these levels will be the ONLY areas sophomore’s cars are allowed. The upper levels will be open to junior and seniors, and a designated side will be permitted for staff parking. “We’ve done structures like this before, and they were a major success. We are also going to be sure to put in lots of signs, and secure the upper levels for only the upperclassmen because we know how sophomores struggle with directions,” Karpien Turr, the head architect for the project, assured. Hopefully, this project will solve the problem of the parking lot struggle, and finally put underclassmen where they belong. Below.
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83% of Mack students prefer AHS, 100% of the time River Sween News Editor
How Arcata shapes up when compared to Mack High by MHS students.
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veryone knows about the rivalry. Every Arcata High student will remember the contentious Arcata-Mack basketball and football games. Every Tiger fan will remember the sea of orange and the Sixth Men leading chanting against the Mack team. The rivalry between Ar-
cata and McKinleyville has lasted for many years. The push and pull of graffiti artists, truck drivers, athletes, academics,
and lawn destroyers is deeply ingrained in any AHS or MHS alums. However, a shocking discov-
AHS vs MACK POLL
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OF MCKINLEYVILLE HIGH STUDENTS WHO WISH THEY ATTENDED ARCATA HIGH. IDENTIFIED MHS STUDENTS WHO ADMITTED THAT AHS IS BETTER. ANONYMOUS MHS STUDENTS WHO ADMITTED THAT AHS IS BETTER MHS STUDENTS WHO WISH THEIR COLORS WERE ORANGE AND BLACK.
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ery has emerged from the heart of this rivalry. A recent study conducted by the Pew Research Center/CNN over the past four years has shown that 83 percent of McKinleyville High School students wish they attended Arcata High. Inevitably, most MHS students were appalled, but the confessions soon started streaming out. “I wish I’d stayed at Arcata High,” MHS junior and former AHS student, John Millinder said. Many students weighed in on the issue, including those from Arcata. “I’m not surprised,” said (according to Pepperbox records) every AHS student after reading the study.
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New mascot Rocks the school Skyler Wrigley Reporter
& Alex Rialet Reporter
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t is officially unveiled: the long desired, much awaited, new mascot: the Rock. There have been questions as to why the tiger had to be retired. It seems as though the obvious fact that it is an animal has escaped the attention of many. Simply put, it started to become decrepit: rheumatoid arthritis, blindness in it’s left eye, and a tendency to self medicate. The list could go on. So as our beloved tiger started on his downward spiral of old age, it became apparent that Arcata High needed a new mascot.
less piece of mixed minerals compacted into a tight hard object of Arcata High symbolism? It’s the ability for them to conform to their environment over time and become accepting of their surrounding: beach rocks become smoothed by waves, rocky sea cliffs are grounds and worn away by the beating of waves, and Gillen’s cold heart of stone becomes harder with rejection. Like these fabulous examples, Arcata High has shaped their policies to include bare midriffs, jail-bait-esque low slung pants, and best yet, the persistent smell of our local economy’s premier product. The rock will symbolize this acceptance perfectly. Coming into effect for the 20142015 Arcata High school year, teachers and faculty are looking
forward to the implications of a Rock mascot. They seem to adore the idea of changing all their attire to gray with white and black flecks. In line with the new school color change there is the introduction of the Rock Room, a room where people can go for hours to sit and look at the original Arcata High rock in a time-proof container. This room will also serve as a classroom for the a new part of the curriculum: rock studies. This course will offer comprehensive studies concerning the observation of the rock. Students are expected to sit and watch the rock for a class period each in order to further realize a deeper connection to their new mascot. At the end of the semester they will be expected to take an exam that will test this connection: they
will have to do a complex integral that will determine the mass of the rock just by observing its rockiness, they will have to be able to draw a perfect portrait of the rock, and lastly be able to write a free verse poem about their connection to the rock that surpasses the depth of George Byron’s poetry.
New School Chant: “Arca-ta High will rock you! Sock you, rock you, and block you! Arca-ta high will rock you! Go Arcata High!”
It was exactly what Arcata High wanted to embody: A cold, hard, and unforgiving attitude. It was truly amazing how creative the faculty and ASB were when coming up with new mascot ideas. The most creative mascot idea came from Mr. Sahlburg: tight orange pants. A very similar idea came from Mr. Navarre: tight orange spandex. Other choices included green grass, baggy pants, and Jesse Bareilles. Above all, the idea of the Rock stood out. It crushed all the other ideas. Simply put, it was exactly what Arcata High wanted to embody: a cold, hard, and unforgiving attitude. But what makes this idea so much better than just a cold sense-
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The new mascot at Arcata High is going to be hard to beat.