Mother’s Day Humor

MAY 2021 MARKET NEWSLETTER

EASTERN PLUMAS & SIERRA COUNTIES

Beckwourth, Chilcoot, Clio, Graeagle-Blairsden, Loyalton, Portola & Golf Course Communities of Whitehawk, Grizzly Ranch & Nakoma

"I'VE CONQUERED A LOT OF THINGS ... BLOOD CLOTS IN MY LUNGS — TWICE ... KNEE AND FOOT SURGERIES ... WINNING GRAND SLAMS BEING DOWN MATCH POINT ... TO NAME JUST A FEW, BUT I FOUND OUT BY FAR THE HARDEST IS FIGURING OUT A STROLLER!" –SERENA WILLIAMS "I WANT MY CHILDREN TO HAVE ALL THE THINGS I COULDN'T AFFORD. THEN I WANT TO MOVE IN WITH THEM." – PHYLLIS DILLER "HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOM! (AND WHILE I HAVE YOU, QUICK APOLOGIES FOR AGES 13-21.)" "A MOTHER IS THE PERSON YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL TO SEE HOW LONG CHICKEN LASTS IN THE FRIDGE." "SILENCE IS GOLDEN. UNLESS YOU HAVE KIDS. THEN SILENCE IS JUST SUSPICIOUS." "MOM: I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SUPER LONG VOICEMAILS." “IT’S NOT EASY BEING A MOM. IF IT WERE EASY, FATHERS WOULD DO IT.” – BETTY WHITE

“WHY DON'T KIDS UNDERSTAND THAT THEIR NAP IS NOT FOR THEM BUT FOR US?” — ALYSON HANNIGAN