of Superior Heart Care 20 Years

Dreams

MOTORISTS WHO DRIVE 15 MPH OR MORE UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT.

I understand that we all want to be cautious while driving. That said, if you’re driving 35 mph in a 55 mph zone, you are impeding traffic flow. And why on God’s green earth do you insist on STAYING in the fast lane?

Our board-certified heart and vascular surgeons, supported by an advanced team of cardiac care professionals, perform open heart surgeries daily—totaling more than 740 per year.

There’s no limit to what my mind can conceive while I’m asleep. I’ve been late to important appointments, ran in slow motion while being chased by scary people and monsters, and stood in public places completely naked. Sleep isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be.

With 15,000 open heart surgeries performed in the past 20 years alone, no other heart program in our area has more experience in cardiac care.

WOMEN WHO CLAIM THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND MEN. We’re actually very simple. Just remember the basics: recliner, beer, and sports.

What does that mean for you and your family? That you can trust your heart to us.

Pastors Who Handle Rattlesnakes During Church Services

Some people call it a test of faith. I call it a hiss of death.