WCU on track for new name in 2024

students and the institution’s commitment to fostering a transformative state of mind.

In a bold move, Western Colorado University has announced that it will change its name (again) in 2024 to “Western State,” as a reflection of the increasing amount of Gen Z

The decision was made after a five years-long process of consultation and feedback from the university community, including students, faculty, staff and alumni. Although, in an effort to fund their fourth (or tenth?) name change, the board has decided to partner with Jeff Besos, who will provide robots with advanced AI knowledge to replace all professors and staffs members. A change in state of mind, indeed.

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City manager position outsource

The city has outsourced the hiring process for a new city manager to Vail Resorts, who has chosen a first-year ski instructor from Vail to fill the role with a $500,000 salary and housing. He will be working remotely, under the mentorship of the former City Manager, Rusty Trees.

The Great Cream Scream

Five new ice cream/smoothie shops simultaneously opened up all over town over the weekend in what officials have called the “Great Cream Scream of

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2023.” When the Chamber of Commerce was approached for comment on why there’s so much frozen food, but not a normal dive bar within city limits, the agency responded by email “I freaking love ice cream.”

New events for Cattlemen’s Weeks

After 122 years of tradition, the Cattlemen’s Committee has decided to spice this year’s rodeo up with some new events. Some include: Stick horse barrel racing, hula hoop steer wrestling, human calf roping and toilet seat bronc riding.