Mabu-Heeeeeeey Pilipinas!
Nandito na ang iyong the one and only Mama Pao! Ready na ba for another game, ladies, gents, and gays? Pangmalaksan na challenge ang humahamon this week. The long, long wait is over; Pilipinas, snatch game ka na ba?
Just a bit of info lang sa mga hindi nakakaalam kung ano ang snatch game. Dito, people must show their best celebrity impersonations and try to answer questions to match the answers of the guest judges. But as we all know, ang tunay na winner ay yung kaya kaming patawanin nang sobra. Sana naman ready na kayo, kundi ikembot niyo na lang yan! Game na ba kayo? Everyone, start your engines and may the best impersonation win! Babush, Go go go!
THE JUDGES!!! I-introducemuna natinangating guestjudges!First up!Angmimaniyong kulangsablushon: Sassagirl! Angnextnating guestjudgeayang richestsenatorin thePhilippines.The oneandonly: CynthiaVillar! Ngayon,kilalanin nanatinangating contestantsNa hahaveyo wawaley!
E CHARACTERS!!! Hellomga CHELdren! Hey you guys, I’m Kim Kardashian. A mom, millionaire, and lawyer. It’s MimiyuuUUUUh! Rawr!Rawr! rawr!
Hey MCHS! ni ur Ready na ba kayo magsnatch Hello po! Ako si Gerald! Ay, hindi po kayo yung host. ah ganon ba, sorry feeler EHT CHARACTERS!!!
QUESTION # 1 Sasa Gurl: liptint natin if it’s a match! eboard (funny and in nk lucky star close ya ngayon! KIMIIII Para sa ating unang katanungan: kung ang aso ay sa pusa, ang bakla ay sa __? Sassa Girl, anong say mo? Yung pink lucky star closet ko po actually dala ko siya ngayoN! KIMIIII Liptint Tingnan natin if it’s a match! MimiyuUuh?
Pero hindi po opo, kasi ang mga bakla po kasi takot na takot maging totoo sa kanilang identity kaya… ayun, kinikimkim nalang po nila ang kanilang pagkatao sa isang “closet”. Ang pagiging isang bakla ay hindi kasalanan at dapat hindi po ikinahihiya! You know watamsayen?! Ang dami kasing mga chismosa na ang sakit magsalita, tao pa rin kami, kaloka! Kaya marami rin pong mga member ng LGBTQ+ ngayon ang hindi kayang mag-speak up kasi natatakot sila na walang susuporta, tatanggap, at lalaban para sa kanila, pero hindi po! Dapat po malaman ng lahat ng mga LGBTq+ na may mga kakampi silang mamahalin sila nang tunay at ipapaglaban ang mga karapatan po natin opo. Tayong mga bakla, dapat proud na proud na iproclaim na tayo ay isang dalagang Pilipina eyyyyyyy!
Napakabonggabels naman ng sagot! But wikikik! It’s not a match.
May bagong hugot si Papa P! I deserve an explanation. I need ___ QUESTION # 2 Bagong lupa for Camella Homes! Wow! sino pong contractor niyo?
Uhm.. basta hindi si raffy tulfo Ang init ng usapan ditech! sir diokno, ruveal mo na nga! reveal!!!
ayun sinasabi nila ngayon, diba? neon orange balls hahaha pwede ba manghingi ng kwek-kwek? ay, direk! kuha ka nga ng orange balls diyan hahaha ayhindehinde,jokelang yun!hetotalaga*pointsat goodgoverNanceanswer* Ay hala pwede ba 'yan, direk?
ay bakit naman hindi? we need to talk about this more than ever because in this state of crisis, it is best to know what this word [good governance] means, and to also say what you want, whenever you want. It's the right of the people, it's our freedom of speech. 'Pag may isang pilipino silang pinapatahimik at tinatakot-si liza, angel, catriona, o kahit sino pa--'Wag natin palampasin ito.
Y Y okay! slay! moving on.....
U QUESTION # 3 My private jet! Nasira ang Kalesa ni Kimmidora kaya sumakay siya sa ___ Contestants, next question: kuto! Answers on thewhiteboard!
Oh my god, that thing takes me to places like Manila Bay Dolomite Beach. According to google, I’m actually saving the environment because I travel by air and not in land that causes pollution.
Oh my god, I’m kidding, you guys! I’ve learned from the people surrounding me, as they changed my life perspective and my choices. Climate Change is real, you guys! I’m pretty upset, I swear they’re not even kidding! Kaya nga
I decided to combat this worldwide phenomenon that has continued to intensify throughout the years. I have super climate change-involved friends kaya may natututuhan ako sa kanila. I think we are just trying to be as calm and ecological as we can for the environment. I believe that anything can help; from switching to using a bicycle instead of motor vehicles, to using less plastic in our everyday errands.
Also, my very own makeup line, SKKN will now be primarily composed of eco-friendly materials in order to influence other people on the dangers and processes of climate change. You guys, hindi lang ‘to pangaesthetic ah, I hope that others will take the chance to make the world a better and healthier place for all. For real! I have been confiding in Kris and my siblings with regards to this issue and how we can create solutions.
Wow naman nakaka nosebleed ka teh naubusan ata ako ng english pero true! Move on na tayo sa susunod na katanungan.
QUESTION#4 ang bagong ambassador ng Creamsilk. Nakalbo si Mareng Pia Wurtzbach kaya si sI Joneeeeel SLAY SLAY SLAY Ay hindi po ba kay leil…Ay nako. Gerald Anderson, ruveal your answer!
Siyempre diba may shampoo ad na siya so to match that, dapat may conditioner. oooh si julia baRRetto... Hala respetonaman po sa mga single!
Pero teka teka bakit parang ang dumi ng board mo Gerald, tsaka ang tagal mo sumagot kanina? si Julia nga ba talaga ang first choice mo?
That’s not what it means. People simply make mistakes. Akala ko yung sinulat ko nina sila na yung perfect the role pero hindi pala, ya binura ko. Hindi ko na salanan na sadyang may fit sa pagiging creamsilk bassador, which is Julia, a dun sa mga nauna kong sulat. Siguro kaya naman a pero hindi madali. Like s not worry about why I e so many erasures, 'wag na natin i-blow out of oportion yung itsura ng ard ko, what matters is t may sagot ako and it’s Julia.
Mhmm okay but as we know it all too well, you made yourself explain and feel that way. Moving on!
QUESTION#5 Kalerki ka gurl! Diba binan mo 'yun? Balakadiyan. Magmamang inasal nga ako after. Chareng! Shani ruveal your answer! to get to a meeting! Ms. Cynthia? Para makakuhang unli-rice? Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ay to get to the other side pala! Haha! Nasanay na. Besides being Student Council President, I am a student first and foremost. Balancing this is honestly hard since I could have 3 quizzes and 3 meetings all in one day, along with 6 hours of class. My laptop is filled with tabs ranging from essay assignments, event proposals, tracker sheets, a full email inbox, lesson powerpoints, and more.
However, despite the stress I experience daily, I still find ways to stay motivated and ensure that all my work is top quality and that I get to spend time to rest or spend time with my loved ones. How? I make sure to manage my time efficiently. As a student leader, I have to keep up with so many deadlines and tasks, so I need to make sure to organize my time by creating schedules, lists, and trackers. I also try as much as possible not to get overwhelmed by everything by doing things one at a time.
There are lots of times when the workload is too heavy, and at these times, I ask others for help or even just moral support. It is very important to have a solid support system and a good mindset on asking for help. It is always okay to ask for help so that you do not get burned out quickly. To reiterate, prioritize yourself and have a good mindset and support system so that you can have a balance between rest, school, and extracurriculars.
Grabe hindi porket bata, ay wala nang pinagdaranaan. Saludo ako sa kabataan ngayon! But unfortunately, shani, it’s not a match. Uy, last question na pala!
PAGLAKI NI JUNJUN GUSTO
MAGING QUESTION #6 ETBOLERONG AMBAY!
NIYA
BARBIE !
haha! Biro lang, tara usap tayo. Sa panahong ito kasi, maraming kabataan ang nakatambay sa bahay at ang laging inaatupag na lamang ay ang paglalaro, hindi naman ito masama pero minsa’y sumosobra na. Maraming dumedepende na lamang sa sikap at yaman ng kanilang mga magulang at halos wala na silang paghihirap na idinaraos. Minsan pa nga they take these blessings for granted pa. Ngunit mga kabataan, hindi ganun kadali ang buhay, lalo na’t hindi naman habang buhay ay kasama nyo ang inyong mga magulang. Sa matagal niyo pang pananatili sa mundo na ‘to, marami pa kayong mga problema’t pagsubok na mararanasan.
At itong mga problema na ‘to, hindi ito katulad ng fast talk sa show ko ha, na panandalian lang kayong pipili sa dalawang choices. ‘Wag ganon, kapag may problema dapat pagtuunan ito ng oras at pag-isipang mabuti dahil wala namang handang solusyon na nariyan agad palagi. Gaya nga ng sabi ko sa libro ko “In times of doubt, doubt. Don’t pretend to know.” Dahil dito matuto kayong huwag basta basta na lamang sumuko at alalahanin na sa buhay na ito, hindi puro saya at pagtatagumpay. Life is not easy, it goes through many loopholes. You kids of this generation should know how to work hard and not give up so easily. Enjoy your youth, but always remember that hardships will come your way as each day you slowly grow and become adults of this world.
