FISH TALES

Stupid is as Stupid Does, Volume IV

Michigan’s governor decided in April that her constituents were at too much risk of getting the “virus,” so she banned boating and fishing. Yep, that’s right, you could not be in a boat on a lake in Michigan by yourself. I’m not sure who else would be impacted by a guy fishing by himself, or for that matter fishing with a family member (who you are around all the time if you are staying at home.) Maybe a combo of being outside with a family member or by yourself is some kind of catalyst for the virus to overtake your immune system. Well, that can’t be because it is already known that UV light kills the virus in about 30 seconds. So maybe the Michigan governor thinks that if you are stuck inside with your family, you will get mad and everyone will quarantine themselves in their rooms as opposed to being outside enjoying the day together. Thank goodness the executive order was challenged in court and the overbearing governor decided to back down.

In another case of “what the heck” are we thinking, a guide service in Colorado is “strictly adhering” to the state’s protocol for COVID-19. They say, that after use, all waders are to be turned inside out by the client and put in the sun, and all wader boots are to be set in the sun as well as sprayed inside to disinfect. The best one though is “all rods, reels, and line are sprayed and wiped by the guide every time they are picked up by the client.” So, the client decides to get a drink of water after a couple of hours of fishing, sets the rod down, drinks, and then the guide has to wipe it down before the client picks it back up? The client is the only one using the rod. Are the germs worse before or after he sets the rod down for a drink? I bet that cash tip at the end of the day is handled and stuffed in the guides pocket without any concern of where it’s been, but that rod, reel and line needs to be germ free.

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