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DADDY USED TO TELL ME TO STAY AWAY FROM THOSE WOODS, AND IF I EVER WAS PIGHEADED ENOUGH TO IGNORE HIS GOOD-HEARTED ADVICE AND WANDER INTO THOSE DANK DARK TREES, HE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD DEFINITELY STAY AWAY FROM THE BIG POND. He wou l dn’t s ay e xactl y wh y, bu t h e ’d te l l me th e re we re s om e th i ng s t h at we re too g od d am n awf u l f or l it t l e g irl s to h e ar, and I s h ou ld t r u s t h im, be cau s e h e wa s m y Dad d y an d h e g od d am n lo ve d m e and onl y w an te d t h e be s t f or m e . Now it ’s be e n th re e ye ars s i nce th e d r u n ke n o ld s on-of -a-bi tch d i e d , an d l ook ing back , I can’t re m e m be r mu c h t h at s h i tty booze -h ou nd w an te d f o r m e th at worke d i n m y f a v ou r. He h ad h i s ne e d s , wh i ch
we re n’t e xactl y norm al, an d he saw to th e m , and I wa s lu ck y to get any s craps th at we re le f t af te r that. He told m e to s tay away f rom the po nd be cau s e h e d i d n’t want m e to see wh at h e g ot u p to d own ther e. We l l, I’m al l g rown u p now, and I g ot m y ne e d s too. I g ot my hunger. I am m y f ath e r ’s d au g h te r, after al l. S o tod ay I’m g oi ng f i s h i n’.
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It’s not far to go, but I take the van for privacy.
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... I need a little of that for what I’ve got planned. www. ALBI NOJACKS. c o. u k
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I’VE got everything I need in here...
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Shelter. Warmth. BOUBON. BAIT ... And knives... Lots and lots of knives. www. ALBI NOJACKS. c o. u k
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You need the right equipment for this, and I know I look good in a pair of waders.
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CHECK OUT MOBY DICK. BUT HE'S NOT WHAT I'M HUNGRY FOR.
There’s a reason the fish get so big in this pond. There’s an unusual source of nutrition.
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You see, the NOURISHMENT I like isn’t from anything that ordinarily lives in water.
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FEATURING Betty Havok In The Rothfink ‘Rustbus’.
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Moby Dick can be an appetiser... www. ALBI NOJACKS. c o. u k
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...but it’s the main course I can’t wait for.
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I scratched that itch, but the hunger don’t stay sated for long.
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. . . He a d Bef ore Wi c ke t So maybe Daddy’s ! ! ! advice was
pretty good for most folks.
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Stay away from the dank dark woods, and especially that pond.
Mo r e o f a co m
Slow l y, slow l y, c at c h y wolfy ...
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m ic b o o k mont a g e
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Because if you don’t, and you’re really unlucky....
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ou might ...you...y might run r un i n to me. into me.
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