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om “Rona” Conners has been selected as the 18th King Cake Queen of Gay Mardi Gras by Krewe of Queenateenas’ Co-captains Rip and Marsha Naquin-Delain. Reigning as The Chrysanthemum Queen, Conners will lead the 2011 Gay Carnival Season celebrating The Imperial House of Japan Boards The Orient Express from world famous Ambush Headquarters at 828 Bourbon Street in New Orleans. The by invitation only 18th annual King Cake Queen Coronation is set for Saturday, February 19th followed by the 24th Official Gay Mardi Gras Bead Toss on Fat Tuesday, March 8th. For more information, visit GayMardiGras.COM. (Photo by Darwin Reed @ Halloween 27: The Lazarus Ball @ New Orleans Museum of Art Italian Renaissance Gallery.)

edia Relations Manager LoAnn Halden and Membership Development Manager Aaron Riggins welcomed members and guests to the International Gay & Lesbian Travel Association’s (IGLTA) Member Networking Reception in the Carousel Bar at the Hotel Monteleone in New Orleans. For more on this great organization, visit IGLTA.ORG.

iss Paul, 79, and Mother Moses, 77, join the November Celebration of Life in honor of the friends and family lost over the past year hosted by The Double Play in New Orleans. Bar Baron Chuck Turner rolled out the red carpet for patrons who enjoyed one of the bar’s famous buffets while visiting and enjoying the camaraderie of friends.

rganizers Wayne Phillips and Mr. Louisiana Leather Troy Powell raise $920 at the Mr. Louisiana Leather birthday celebration for Wayne benefiting the Lords of Leather Archives being established at the Louisiana State Museum in New Orleans. Phillips is the museum curator of costumes and textiles.

lternatives proprietor's Jack Jones and Philip Alviar bring to a close the fifteen year old business in New Orleans since they have decided to retire. Over the past ten years, Alternatives was voted GLBT Business of the Year three times, and has held that honor for the past two years.

ercedes Ellis Loreal, who was crowned the second Miss Tubby’s Golden Lantern, is joined by 2nd runner-up Coca Milan and outgoing Miss Tubby’s Golden Lantern Rikki Redd following competition at the Home of Southern Decadence in New Orleans.

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IGLTA Becomes First Gay Organization in World Tourism Organization

he International Gay and Lesbian Travel Association was one of 14 Affiliate Members approved for admission in the World Tourism Organization in October, a first for an LGBT organization. The decision was made during the 89th session of the UNWTO executive council. Twenty-six of the 31 states comprising the executive council were in attendance, a diverse group that includes Brazil, France, Egypt, India, Iran, South Africa, and the Russian Federation. UNWTO is a specialized agency of the United Nations and the leading international organization in the field of tourism, serving as a global forum for policy issues and a practical tourism resource. IGLTA is the leading global organization dedicated to connecting businesses in the LGBT tourism industry. “Partnering with such a world-renowned organization positions IGLTA and its membership at the forefront of global tourism,” IGLTA President/CEO John Tanzella said. “It’s a testament to the progress of our association and its incredible members that IGLTA now has impact far beyond the LGBT travel niche. We are extremely pleased.” UNWTO plays a central role in promoting the development of responsible and universally accessible tourism. The organization unites 161 member states and territories and more than 400 Affiliate Members from the private sector. Among the new members joining alongside IGLTA were the University of Bologna (Italy), Promitur (Cape Verde) and Dar Al-Diafa for Hospitality and Tourism Education Consultancy (Jordan). “We are delighted that IGLTA has joined forces with UNWTO. We are certain that the relationship will be mutually beneficial as we exchange information on trends in world tourism and IGLTA helps to orientate UNWTO Affiliate Members in the world of LGBT travel,” said UNWTO Director of Affiliate Members, Javier Blanco. “Our two organizations share the values of sustainable, competitive travel and respect for UNWTO Global Code of Ethics for Tourism and this provides an ideal framework for future collaboration.” Founded with 25 members in 1983, IGLTA has now grown to include more than 2,200 member businesses in 84 countries. Membership consists of accommodations, airlines, tour operators, travel agents, destinations, media and other key players in global tourism. For more on IGLTA, please visit www.lgbt.travel or www.facebook.com/ IGLTA. For information on our 28th annual global convention in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., 10-15 May, 2011, visit www.igltaconvention.org. Ambush is a proud member of IGLTA.

A Twisted Evening With The Lords of Leather Set for Nov. 27

he Lords of Leather once again take to the stage for their annual American Bandstand Extravaganza at JohnPaul’s, 940 Elysian Fields on Saturday, November 27th. Beginning promptly at 9pm, this year’s show is entitled A Twisted Evening With The Lords of Leather and promises to entertain with frivolity, irreverence, and an overdose of camp. In addition to “twisted” performances by members of the krewe, the Lords welcome special guest stars Miss Gay Pride 2010 Tami Tarmac and Entertainer of the Year Elizabeth Bouvier. Also making special appearances are Miss Louisiana Leatherette 2011 Bubbles Champagne and “always a bridesmaid” Amanda Straddle. The evening will feature the debut appearance of Undaneatha Mann. A donation of $10 is requested and tickets are available in advance from any krewe member. Tickets will also be available at the door on the evening of the performance. A paid admission guarantees a chance at several door prizes including the $100 grand prize. Both a table for ten at Bal Masque XXVIII and a fabulous gift basket will also be up for auction. For further information on this and other Lords of Leather events, visit lordsofleather.com.

GLAAD Celebrates 25th Anniversary Dec. 3

he Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), the nation’s lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) media advocacy and antidefamation organization, marked 25 years of service to LGBT Americans. To honor GLAAD’s 25th anniversary, Chaz Bono, Wilson Cruz, Amber Heard, Michael Kearns, Kathy Najimy, Holly Robinson Peete, Doris Roberts, Jean Smart, Bruce Vilanch, Steven Weber and more will join GLAAD’s founding members Jehan Agrama, David Bohnett, Dean Hansell and Michael Keegan in Los Angeles on December 3, for ‘GLAAD at 25,’ an event to recognize and celebrate the people and events that launched GLAAD’s work to amplify the voice of the LGBT community. Jonathan Murray of Bunim/Murray Productions will receive the GLAAD Pioneer Award for his groundbreaking work to bring stories of LGBT people to Americans as Executive Producer on shows including The Real World, Road Rules and Project Runway. Richard Jennings, former President & Executive Director of GLAAD, will also receive the GLAAD Founders’ Award. GLAAD will also celebrate this milestone with a series of blog posts at GLAADBlog.org that recognize 25 years of GLAAD’s culture changing work through the voices of former and current GLAAD staff members and volunteers. ”Since 1985, GLAAD has amplified stories of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender

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he New Orleans Society for In fectious Disease Awareness, Inc. (NOSIDA), a local New Orleans non-profit organization, has announced its lineup for the Second Annual HIV Awareness Music Project (HAMP). Planned for December 11th at One Eyed Jacks, the event will feature the following artists; Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Kourtney Heart, Vockah Redu, Truth Universal, Big History, Intimate Stranger, Katey Red, and the inimitable Fleur de Tease Burlesque Revue. It will also feature free on-site rapid HIV testing, a raffle, and HIV awareness and prevention booths courtesy of the local HIV service community. HAMP is a musical event that is dedicated to raising awareness of HIV in New Orleans and in Southern Louisiana. “We think that music is an effective mechanism to reach out to young people to promote HIV awareness” states local HIV physician and Executive Director of NOSIDA, MarkAlain Dery. Dr. Dery continues, “New Orleans is number two in the country for new cases of HIV and AIDS and Baton Rouge is number three. There are many reasons why Southern Louisiana has been hit so hard with the HIV/AIDS epidemic. Race, poverty and poor education are some of the main drivers for the HIV/AIDS epi-

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A Garden District Christmas Concert Dec. 12

Garden District Christmas Concert will be presented at the Church of Our Lady of Good Counsel (Good Shepherd Parish) on Sunday, December 12th (“Gaudete” Sunday), at 4pm, 1307 Louisiana Avenue, New Orleans. Featured at the performance will be sopranos Phyllis Treigle, Cyril & Libbye Hellier, and Melissa Brocato; tenor Kevin Rouchell; flautist Louis Hackett; and organist Brian Morgan (Director of Music at Good Shepherd Parish), as well as the Good Shepherd Choir. Composers heard will include Adolphe Adam, Johann Sebastian Bach, Calvin Hampton, Franz Liszt, Taler, Antonio Vivaldi, as well as Gregorian Chant. There will be no charge for admission.

Patio Planters Sponsors Christmas Decorations Contest Dec. 14

ll French Quarter residents and businesses are encouraged to decorate festively and make this historic New Orleans neighborhood sparkle for the holidays. The Board of

Patio Planters, the garden and service club of the Vieux Carre, will judge French Quarter Christmas Decorations on the evening of Tuesday, December 14. Awards will be given in five categories: Best Commercial, Best Balcony, Best Door/ Window, Best Hotel and Best Overall. Prizes include engraved plaques and gift certificates to Santa’s Quarters at 1025 Decatur Street. Winners will be announced at Christmas Caroling in Jackson Square on Sunday, December 19 at 7pm. Patio Planters President Adrienne Hartsock said,” The French Quarter, with its beautiful architecture, presents a unique canvas on which to showcase our holiday spirit. We hope this contest will give visitors an additional reason to visit the area at Christmas time!” All are invited to call or email cochairmen Janelle Masden 504.522.4402, HiJanelle@cox.net) or Stephen Swain 460.1816, stephenswain@bellsouth.net) to make certain that a particular address is considered in the judging. Since 1946, Patio Planters, a volunteer organization dedicated to the preservation and beautification of the French Quarter, has sponsored Christmas Caroling in Jackson Square. The event is free and open to the public; candles and song sheets are provided to all who come to rejoice in the spirit of the season.

Bourbon Pub & Parade New Year's Eve Tickets & Passes on Sale Now

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ebration to date! Mark your calendar for NYE-New Year's Eve Weekend 2010/11 beginning at 8pm on Friday, Dec. 31 and going strong right through New Years Day, Sat Jan. 1, 2011. Tickets and Weekend Passes are on sale now at www.bourbonpub.com. This will be a sell-out event. The Bourbon Pub & Parade is located in the heart of the city’s historic French Quarter at the corner of Bourbon and St. Ann Streets at 801 Bourbon Street. Ages 18 and over to party. 21 and over with ID to drink. A celebration N’awwlins-style is notto-be missed and New Year's is unlike any other party in the nation. There is no “last call for alcohol” in the “Big Easy!” It’s a non-stop, round-the-clock

celebration that will take you from 2010, right into 2011. So don’t miss your chance to “ring out the old and toast in the new” with superstar DJs, red-hot Go-Go dancers, sensational live entertainment, a cash balloon drop and non-stop excitement all weekend long! Advance tickets for New Year's Eve (Friday, Dec. 31) are $25 and available now for purchase online at www.bourbonpub.com. This ticket includes: Guaranteed Admission - No waiting in line! Welcome Cocktail, Complimentary Champagne Toast at Midnight and $1,000 Cash Balloon Drop. $4 handling charge added to each ticket pur-

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Servicemembers United Calls on White House to Publicly Declare NDAA/ DADT as Top Lame Duck Priority

ervicemembers United, the nation’s largest organization of gay and lesbian troops and veterans, called on the Obama administration to publicly and consistently declare that the defense authorization bill, complete with the DADT repeal provision, is an administration priority for the post-election legislative session of Congress. “President Obama and his spokesman have had several opportunities to publicly declare the administration’s set of priorities for the lame duck session of Congress. Unfortunately, completing the defense authorization bill has not been included among those priorities,” said Alexander Nicholson, Executive Director of Servicemembers United. “These omissions stand in stark contrast to what the President and his staff are saying elsewhere. Mr. President, either your administration is with us or its against us, and a mediocre level of public advocacy from your White House is not standing with us.” Congress reconvened for the postelection legislative session the week of November 15th, and Servicemembers United has led a public education campaign around the nuanced requirements for getting the National Defense Authorization Act passed during this session. As previously noted, the key to accomplishing this goal will be 1) getting Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to bring the bill back up under reasonable procedural conditions before the Senate’s Thanksgiving recess and 2) getting the White House to be publicly and heavily involved in efforts to see this happen during that period.

Who Doesn’t Want Their Pet to Become Famous?

new internet mall is looking for a Mascot to promote its site. But, this isn’t your typical develop a mascot approach! No, what the site, www.lgbtprosper.com, wants to do is run a Mascot Contest and ask customers and its community to submit pictures of their pets. Then the community will vote on which pet should be the Mascot. The only criteria for voting is that you like the pet the best. A pet can be a cat, dog, goldfish, lizard, snake, cow—you got it, any animal someone keeps around and feeds and takes care of. Send a photo of your beloved furry, fuzzy or slimy friend and a brief description of why your pet should be the Mascot for

LGBTprosper. Does your pet have any special or specific skills, tricks, or abilities that make it more qualified to be the winner? The site is asking for no more than 300 words to describe this. Photos become the property of LGBTprosper and will not be returned unless this is worked out before submission of the photo(s). The site will obtain the rights from the winner to use pictures and renditions (avatars, drawings, etc.) of the pet for their marketing, advertisements, and public relations purposes. The submissions and voting will happen simultaneously. That is, people will be able to submit pictures from December 15, 2010 until December 31, 2010. Voting may happen anytime during that time and up until January 10, 2011. That way, voters will be able to see who is ahead and campaign for their pet to win on the community page of the site. People may vote one time every 24 hours. The site also plans to provide participants with a link to share their pet’s portfo-

lio with family and friends via email, Facebook, Twitter and other ways. Visitors will be able to view pet photo(s) and vote for their favorites. The winner by popular vote will be immortalized forever as the new LGBTprosper Mascot. Go to www.lgbtprosper.com for more information on the contest and contest rules.

NOGMC Concert Set for Dec. 17 &18

ew Orleans Gay Men's Chorus (NOGMC) is in rehearsal for their 2010 holiday concert, An Animated Christmas. The first half of the concert includes arrangements of many traditional holiday favorites and new pieces NOGMC hopes will become audience favorites. From the boisterous Throw Open Your Shutters to the haunting Coventry Carol to the tight harmonies of White Christmas and Christmas Time is Here, there is something for everyone to enjoy.

The second half of the concert is a celebration based on your favorite misfit characters from the animated holiday shows of your youth. From the Grinch and Cindy Loo Who to Dancer and Rudolph to Julia Child (?), all the misfits are represented as they find their way to true acceptance. In New Orleans, the concert will be Friday, December 17, at 7:30pm at the UNO Performing Arts Center Recital Hall. The Baton Rouge Concert will be Saturday, December 18, at 7:30pm at the Unitarian Church of Baton Rouge at 8470 Goodwood Boulevard. Tickets will be $15 in advance and $18 at the door and are available at NOGMC.COM. For the fourth year in a row the New Orleans Gay Men’s Chorus has been the proud recipient of the Gay Appreciation Award's (GAA) Performing Arts Award. NOGMC is very grateful to the community for their continued support going on now for 28 years.

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King Cake Queen Opal Masters joined by Amon-Ra Miss America Deja Deja Vu @ Opal’s Follies

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Entertainer of the Year Elizabeth Bouvier headlines FourPlay @ JohnPaul’s

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Movie Review: Inside Job

ony Pictures’ Inside Job is one of those documentaries, that after viewing, leaves you dumbstruck with a mixture of emotions ranging from anger to utter disbelief. This is one film that should be mandatory viewing in every school. Academy Award nominated filmmaker Charles Ferguson brings us the first film that exposes the shocking truth behind the economic crises of 2008. The global financial meltdown, at a cost of over 20 trillion dollars, resulted in millions of people losing their homes and their lives and this movie tells you how it happened. Inside Job was an official selection of the 2010 Cannes, Toronto International, Telluride and New York Film Festivals. As producer, writer and director of Inside Job, Ferguson has done a brilliant job of exposing a rogue industry that has corrosive relationships which has corrupted politics, academia and regulation. I was fully enthralled by Ferguson’s film, as he takes you carefully and with methodical precision on how the crises started, it’s causes and the global effect it has had on the world. Through extensive research and interviews with financial insiders, politicians, and journalists, all the key elements are displayed beautifully giving an accurate timeline of the crises and a thorough identification of all the key players. No stone is left unturned in this searing account of the cause of the economic crises. From politicians, billionaires and global leaders to a psychotherapist and a notorious madam, Ferguson produces a wide range of experts and players in the financial industry. The film is narrated by Academy Award winner Matt Damon. Charles Ferguson, the founder of Representational Pictures, is a filmmaker, writer and political scientist. His first film, No End In Sight: The American Occupation in Iraq, premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in 2007 wining their Special Jury Prize. It also was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Documentary. I cannot urge people enough to see this film, it is an important wake up call for Americans. It’s insightful view into the financial industry and its corruption. LGBT activist and political leader Barney Frank is also interviewed. He is chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, which oversees the entire financial services industry including the securities, insurance, banking, and housing industries. This is definitely a large box of popcorn

Movie Review: Tamara Drewe

his month has been exceptionally crazy so unfortunately I have not had a chance to finish reading any novels, but I was able to fit another movie into my schedule. So lets talk about Tamara Drewe, a Sony Classics release by Stephen Frears and based on the graphic novel by Posy Simmonds. The story takes place in the English countryside, right outside the quaint village of Ewedown. Famous crime novelist Nicholas Hardiment, played pompously by the wonderful actor Roger Allam, runs Stonefield Farms with his wife Beth. The farm has been turned into a writers’ retreat through the hard work of Beth and gardener and handyman Andy Cobb. Cobb is played by the deliciously handsome Luke Evans who played Apollo in the Clash of the Titans remake. Cobb‘s family fell upon hard times and sold their neighboring farm Winnards to the wealthy Drewe family as their summer estate. As teenagers, he was romantically involved with the Drewe’s daughter. Now, he and Beth slave tirelessly keeping Stonefield running while Nicholas churns out best sellers and has numerous affairs with younger women. Adding to the complications is American writer Glen portrayed by Bill Camp, who is at the retreat to help his severe case of writer’s block and who has fallen in love with Beth. Then like a comet, Tamara Drewe enters the scene. She has returned from London after her mother’s death to fix up the family home. She is now a celebrity columnist who chronicled her recent plastic surgery. She is barely recognized by the locals since this surgery and the refinement of her nose which was large and beaklike. Gemma Arterton, who was cast opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in The Prince of Persia, has taken the role and made it her own. Rounding out the cast of characters in this romance comedy is Tamara’s rock star boyfriend Ben (Dominic Cooper), a local barmaid who occasionally sleeps with Andy, and two schoolgirls with a penchant for trouble. What ensues is a mixed bag of romantic and sexual dalliances among the cast. Tamara Drewe is a fun film, but ultimately does not add anything new to the genre. If you want lighthearted escap-

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ism, it succeeds on that level and the ending is very predictable. Among the other film’s shortcomings is the plotline slowed in some places, but in the end it is the cast that saves this picture from being just another British romantic comedy. I recommend seeing this picture with a medium size popcorn, Luke Evans and the smoldering Dominic Cooper as rock star Ben make it worth the price of admission.

It’s a Snow Day

he Mystic Krewe of Satyricon is hosting the opening night performance of Running With Scissors newest parody just in time for the holidays, Snow Girls. Come celebrate the start of the holiday season with the Krewe of Satyricon on Friday, December 3 at 8pm at Southern Rep Theatre. All your RWS favorites such as Kyle Daigrepont, Bob Edes, Armando Leduc, Jack Long, Dorian Rush, Lisa Picone and the amazing Brian Peterson are back once again to make your holidays just a little bit gayer. Snow Girls is a take off of the soterrible-it’s-fabulous movie Show Girls. The story follows a brave, ambitious woman on her quest for fame, fortune, and an igloo to call her own. Watch as the heroine Nomey braves ice floes, polar bears and Elvis impersonators on her way to the shimmery North Pole. But the Big City is not all what it is cracked up to be, as it is littered with wannabe stars craving the warm glow of those Northern lights. From creepy gingerbread men to wisecracking reindeer, this play has it all. Tickets are $25. To purchase tickets, call 504.671.7410. Southern Rep is located at the Shops At Canal Place on the third floor.

NOMA: 100 Years in the Making

he New Orleans Museum of Art on November 13 began the celebration of their centennial with unveiling their new exhibit at the Odyssey Ball, their largest fundraiser. Great Collectors/Great Donors: The Making of the New Orleans Museum of Art, 19102010 will run through January 23, 2011. The Odyssey Ball was just an incredible evening of wonderful cuisine provided by the Ralph Brennan restaurants, great dance music, incredible décor, a one of a kind auction and of course, world renowned art. As guests entered the entire length of trees along Diboll was lit up in pink lights as was the front façade of the building. Once inside, the entire Great Hall illuminated pink. With inspired and artistic floral arrangements and décor, the night was turned into a special evening honoring those who have made NOMA the cultural jewel it is today. The special exhibition has been organized to examine the pivotal role played by private collectors in not only the growth of the permanent collection, but in creating its essential character by supporting specific areas of world art. Needless to say, hundreds of people have generously donated artworks to the Museum over the years. Great Collectors/Great Donors: The Making of the New Orleans Museum of Art, 1910-2010 focuses on just twenty-seven of these individuals or couples who have played a transformative role in setting new directions for the future growth of the collection. During the past century, NOMA’s great

collectors, together with hundreds of other donors, have built a fabulous art collection for the citizens of New Orleans. The exhibit gratefully salutes these donors’ foresight and generosity. The museum is open five days a week, Wednesday, 12pm to 8pm and Thursday through Sunday, 10am to 5pm. Louisiana residents get in free on Wednesdays. For more information, go to www.noma.org or call 504.658.4100.

Sunday Successes

n Sunday, November 14, I was able to attend two wonderful events that were lots of fun and very winning fundraisers for all involved. The first was the Mystic Krewe of Satyricon’s Holiday Auction and show at the Old New Orleans Jazz Hall. If you were not there then you missed an incredible afternoon of amazing food, a fabulous silent auction of wreaths, holiday décor and gift baskets, hot men and a drag show that was beyond words. I was lucky enough to emcee this event with the Hostess with the Most Stephen Rizzo, who just looked absolutely divine in his afternoon outfit. Entertainers included Deja Déjà Vu (who also donated some beautiful holiday displays for the auction), Queen Amon-Ra Countess C. Alice, Queen Petronius Natasha, Queen Petronius-Elect Bootsie Deville, Princesse Stephaney and King Cake Queen Opal Masters all doing holiday numbers to get everyone in the spirit of the holidays. Richie Rich kept things lively as the DJ. For more information on Satyricon and its events go to mystickreweofsatyricon.com or call 504.671.7410. As Captain of Satyricon, I along with the entire krewe offer our heartfelt thanks to all the people and other krewes that came out in support of our fundraiser. This was probably our largest fundraiser yet and it is all because of your generosity. Another thank you goes out to Scott Graves who donated many ornaments to our event for the auction. The second event of the day was Craftin’ and Cocktails with the Countess, the second fundraiser to help Odyssey House’s Women and Children’s Program. It was held at JohnPaul’s and was another huge success for Countess C. Alice. Guests were able to decorate their own gingerbread men while they dined on fabulous food supplied by Odyssey House’s own catering department. There was another fabulous show with some very special ladies of New Orleans. For more information on Odyssey House and its programs, go to www.ohlinc.org.

Out of the Frame and Off the Wall

ut of the Frame and Off the Wall is the theme this year for Art Against AIDS being held at Canal Place on Saturday, December 11. This year’s event holds many new special features that will heat up your holiday season. It is presented by the John Burton Harter Charitable Remainder Trust. The 24th annual holiday gala features some of New Orleans’ finest art, entertainment and cuisine from some of the best restaurants in town. There is also a marvelous retail area featuring ornaments

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under the gaydar ...from 16 made by children from surrounding schools. New this year in the retail area will be the hot New Orleans Fire Fighters selling and signing their calendars. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the calendar goes to the Task Force. Also, the fabulous ladies form the Tales of the Cocktail will be on hand this year selling some of their merchandise such as glassware, tee shirts, bar supplies and such. As with the calendars, a portion of these sales will go back to the Task Force. There will be an exciting DJ this year spinning some of the hottest dance and holiday music. Adding to the festivities, featured entertainer Josh Duffy from Logo will make an appearance and sing some hits off his new CD. He will also have his CD for sale in the retail area and will sign them afterwards. From the incredible art to the free flowing libations, this is one party not to be missed. The Patron Party starts at 7:30pm with the gala and auction following from 8:30pm to midnight. Tickets start at $50. For tickets or more information, call the NO/AIDS Task Force at 504.821.2601, ext. 2601 or go to noaidstaskforce.org.

Man Up For the Holidays

he holiday shopping season is once again upon us and I have just the item to give that special man in your life. Uniquely Male is a masculine line men’s accessories. This collection exudes confidence, sexiness and is definitely all male. All their jewelry is made from 100% stainless steel and you can choose from several different designs such as the tribal blade, the pyramid key, the tribal block, the double take and my favorite, the titan. All these items are on sale for the holidays and make that perfect gift for that special man on your list. And, if there is not a special someone on your list, I am a huge fan of giving myself gifts during this season. To find out more information or to buy one of the hot necklaces, go to uniquelymale.com.

Bouvier Bounces Back with a Brand New Show

eff Mallon, show director for FourPlay at JohnPaul’s, sheds his alter ego Elizabeth Bouvier in December for Big Bell Productions’ presentation of the Southern premier of After Dark. This autobiographical play written by Steve Kluger, is a romantic comedy of two gay men finding, losing and possibly reclaiming the great love of their lives. This two character play features Mallon who plays angst filled attorney Ryan opposite Trenton Perez, cast as wild boy Craig. This two-act play explores the love and friendship between these two men with humorous banter, witty repartee and emotion filled dialog. After Dark is directed by William Powell and runs December 8 - 11 and December 16 - 18 at the Shadowbox Theatre located at 2400 St. Claude Avenue. All performances begin at 7pm. Tickets are $15 in advance and $18 at the door. For tickets, http://afterdarknola.eventbrite.com.

ing an audience of gay gentlemen watching a Varla show. Talk about typecasting. There was a bevy of other local entertainers who were part of a stage scene with Brian Peterson. Tami Tarmac, Coca, Maybelline Mascara,Princesse Stephaney were just a few on hand. Actually there was nothing hard about working on this film. It was an absolute pleasure being part of a scene and I thoroughly enjoyed the morning of filming. So keep an eye out for this movie coming to theatres soon. If you want to find out more about Varla and her new movie as well as all of her tour dates and upcoming shows, go to www.varlaonline.com. There is also a place where you can Trenton Perez & Jeff Mallon in After Dark make tax free contributions of the making of Varla Jean’s new movie. I Hay, Girl! wonder if you will be given producer credrecently did something so much its. fun that I had to let Ambush readers know about it so that they can A Stritch Cornered attend it when it comes around again. The What the hell are you doing here?“ Marigny bars got together on Saturday, I said flabbergasted as I stood in November 6 and did an old-fashioned hayfront of room 312 at the Hilton. ride through the streets of the Faubourg Elizabeth Bouvier and I had trailed a susMarigny. pect in the possible blackmail of Elaine The event started at Kajun's Pub, who Stritch, I mean Cathy Fox, to this room. graciously supplied the wagon and truck The suspect, one Vespa Vic, was a for the event. About twenty of us boarded a hay covered wagon filled with beer, graciously donated for the event by JohnPaul’s. We slowly toured the historic Marigny neighborhood to our first stop, Cutter’s, where co-owner Jimmy made an amazing spaghetti dish. After a few cocktails and a quick roll in the hay with one of the regulars, I was off once again. We circled the crowded Bywater Mirliton Festival on our way to the next destination which was the Friendly Bar, where Marty and Koo had some incredible treats in store for us. Along the way, the merry revelers aboard the wagon picked up people and shouted "Hay" to the passersby. Some people actually thought we were throwing beads instead of hay and tried catching it. When we arrived at our final location, JohnPaul’s, everyone was pretty liquored up and the entire event turned into a dance party. So the Marigny bars do this event twice annually, so keep an eye out for this event and jump on the bandwagon (or more like hay wagon). I can guarantee you will have a blast, and possibly a roll in the hay with someone cute.

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male for hire to wealthy older women, and after leaving this room we lost him outside in the crowd, so we decided to find out who he was seeing. When the person opened the door shock had set in. “What am I doing here, what are you doing here,” Cathy Fox said as she stood in the doorway in a plush white bathrobe, high heels, and a cigarette in her hand. “You are not room service.” “No sister, we are not, move aside,” said Elizabeth as she pushed her way into the room and went straight to the mini bar. She opened it up selected a mini bottle of vodka, downed it then retrieved another one. “Look Bouvier, those drinks are not cheap.” “Can it lady, do not poor mouth me, if you have enough money to ride on Vespa’s little scooter, then you can shell out for a mini bar drink, if you know what I mean.” “Cathy, what are you doing here with Vespa, he could be the one blackmailing you?” “No, not Vespa, we are in love, it can’t be him. It has to be one of the others. Vic and I are going to be married, you just wait and see. He loves me for my talent and my essence.” “Well I see he left some of his essence on these sheets,” Elizabeth said. “I do not think there is enough detergent in the world to get rid of those stains. I think they may have to be burned.” She downed another mini bottle of vodka and grabbed a beer.

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Varla Jean and the Mushroom Heads: The Movie

f you have been seeing film crews all around town, it is because New Orleans major celebrity has been making a movie entitled Varla Jean and the Mushroom Heads. If you remember a few years ago, this play debuted at the wonderful Le Chat Noir. Now the extremely talented Varla Jean Merman is bringing the show to the big screen and I got an opportunity to be in a crowd scene. We had a grueling day on the set at Le Chat Noir one Thursday morning portray-

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under the gaydar ...from 18 “Don’t be disgusting. What Vic and I have is a beautiful thing shared by two people in love.” “And, also four hundred dollars, that is the going rate of a man whore who makes house calls,” Elizabeth said. “How would you know?” I asked her. “I take my research very seriously as a detective, besides not all of us are as lucky as you to get freebies like you. By the way how is Colston.” “Lets not change the subject.” I said wanting to get the attention off of my dating one of Rhonda Roget‘s stud boys. “Cathy, you are paying this love of your life, I assume,” she directed the question at Cathy. “Yes, but he is struggling his way through school.” “School, the man is in his forties, what school is he going to?” I said laughing. “He is going to cosmetology school, he wants to open a shop for bikini waxing. He is an artist down there if you know what I mean. Just see for yourself.” And with that she opened her robe. “Oh my god,” I screamed and turned away. “Calm down gay boy,’ Elizabeth said. “Is that a profile of Abraham Lincoln. He is good, I wonder if he can do mine like a butterfly.” “I am sure that he could, he can do just about anything. One time I asked for a Bo Derek, you know with braids, so I let my hair grow down there and he….” “That’s enough,” I interrupted. “So, if it is not Vic, that leaves two more left because we eliminated Renegade Robbie.” “Try Easy Bake Oven Lance next. He was not pleased when I stopped using his services. He even went as far as to threaten me by calling me a whore.” “Now that is literally the pot calling the kettle black,” Elizabeth said. “You think maybe you could have told us about him earlier, so we could have started with him. Cathy, obviously your detective skills compare to your ability to keep an audience captivated for longer then a three minute song.” “Drunken bitch,’ she spat back. “Ladies, calm down, come on Elizabeth, lets get out of here and go find Easy Bake Oven Lance next. Cathy, we will let you know what we find.” We exited the room, my stomach a little queasy from the sight of Cathy’s nether regions manicured to look like the profile of the sixteenth president of the United States. As we walked in the parking garage, Elizabeth called her contact at Rhonda Roget’s House. Rhonda was the madam of all these boys and was even suspicious herself with the way she had gotten Cathy hooked on using her boys. If Cathy had four boys on a string, Rhonda must have been raking in the bucks. Elizabeth snapped shut her cell phone. “My contact at the house says, Easy Bake is on his way to a date with a regular client now. The place he was going to was just a few minutes from here, lets go.” I sighed and got into the passenger seat of Elizabeth’s car. She started the engine and I noticed something on the windshield. It was a large piece of paper lodged under the wiper. She retrieved it and showed it to me. In cut out letters from different magazines it said: Stop your snooping or die! “We must be getting close, the blackmailer is getting worried,” Elizabeth said as she backed her car out and we left the garage. “I know, maybe we should stop, I mean this could be dangerous,” I said making sure my seatbelt was securely fastened. “Look don’t sissy out on me now. We are detectives now and danger is part of our line of work, so get use to it and man up. Besides how bad can this guy be, he wants Cathy‘s crowns and sashes. Does that sound like a butch person to you.” We drove about ten minutes to a renovated fiber mill in the warehouse district. The place had been turned to very exclusive condos now. We found a spot on the street and went to the front door. We saw the building was securely locked down with tenants having to type in their code to enter. There was a security guard if you wanted to call her that, in the front lobby. Currently she was eating a snickers bar and watching the Home Shopping Network.

A woman was struggling with her grocery bags at the door. I ran to her aid smiling broadly, let me help you, I’m going to see my boyfriend on the fourth floor,” I said instinctively. “This is my older sister, Ellen, I pointed to Elizabeth.” The woman smiled back and allowed us to help her inside with her bags. While I was getting the woman’s purchases in a cart used by the residents, Elizabeth scanned the names on the mailboxes. While the tenant was occupied, Elizabeth whispered in my ear, “No Easy Bake Oven Lance, that must be an alias.” “Really, brilliant deduction,” I rolled my eyes. “There is a Lance Jones on the second floor.” “Lets give that a try.” We said goodbye to the lady with the bags and took the fire stairs to the second level. The security guard not once looked up from her television. “Room 202, here we are, I wonder why he is called Easy Bake Oven,” Elizabeth said as she knocked on the door. A nice looking young man answered dressed in a suit with a giant name tag saying judge on it. Before he cold speak, a voice called out from behind it. “Get rid of whoever it is I am ready for my crowning.”

“I know that voice, Elizabeth said and she rushed pass the guy and ran inside the apartment. There was no one in the spacious den but the door to the bedroom to the right was ajar and she burst in the room with me right at her heels. “You can’t just barge in here,” the young man said right behind me. Once inside the bedroom, we stared at the scene before us. It was I who spoke first. “What in the gay hell is happening here.” (Remember this story is make believe, like one big Fairy Tale.) Have an event or have something of interest to the LGBT community, feel free to send press releases or information to tonymgp@hotmail.com.

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Can I finally be an American?

am at this moment I’m feeling so many things. My soul is bubbling over with mixed emotions: anger, frustration, sorrow, melancholy, hope, hopelessness, and disappointment. It seems I get this way every time I turn on the TV, go on the internet, speak on the phone or use any other form of media. The world as I know it has for ever changed, possibly beyond measure. I am no longer the child who was thankful to be born in America, I know longer have that beautiful innocence I once had. Looking back I wish I had clasped it as closely as I used to clutch my teddy bear! These familiar lyrics deeply affected me as a child: “For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea!” That place in the song was the most beautiful place my 10 years old mind could imagine, and I believed I had the privilege of being born there. I believed every word with my whole heart and any one who knew me as a child could testify to the fact that I sang so loudly during assemblies in elementary school that you would have thought I had a solo part. I believed with every fiber of my existence this truly was “the land of the free”. Today I’m a long way from those sentiments in this ever-changing world, where in order to claim fame you must be eager to degrade, exploit, mock, and attack others with a sincere heart. I find if you can do these things without a conscience they can be most effective in attaining success in our society. There are all different kinds of people in the world but the two groups that I discern most readily are the predators and the prey. Predators being bred from a stronger group having more resources and are people who will typically go to great lengths to get what they want, even if it means the destruction of others. The prey are the gentle and the meek, the vulnerable and the helpless; what some would consider the weaker group. I think it could almost be compared to the lion and the lamb in the animal kingdom. America is a country that was founded by predators and established on the laws of predatory minds. Hence the people of this country who are “willing to play the game” are bound to become predators at some point or another. The American citizen who wants to live out the “American Dream” in my opinion will not be able to without becoming something of an opportunist, liar, persecutor, or possibly a hypocrite. In our society, if you want to ‘fit in’ and not ‘rock the boat’ then sooner or later you are going to have to take a position on issues regarding morals and ethics that will either offend or reassure your fellows. These same fellows

real estate New Foreclosure Scandal Impacts LGBT Buyers and Sellers

new drama in the foreclosure markets has shocked the real estate industry, is another sensational scandal for the mortgage sector, and is being carefully scrutinized by many consumer watchdog groups. The gist of the fresh turmoil is simple. The fundamental legality of the foreclosure process followed by major mortgage lenders is being questioned. There is a strong possibility that tens of thousands or even millions of foreclosures that were transacted within the last 2-3 years have no sound legal basis and are, in fact, fraudulent.

are going to be the ones who make the decision as to whether you will be trusted to lead, to have power and influence, and they are easily offended! In my experience most people - not surprisingly - agree to be lead by predators. These are the people who make life exciting, get us all fired up proclaiming a desire for peace.... while sending us off the war, often quite literally! Our American leaders want peace yet our troops our dwindling daily in a senseless and needless war. Our churches are supposedly set in place to teach us about the love and the peace of God yet they are constantly protesting and marching to stop the GLBT community from having the same human rights as every one else. They are passionate about continuing the oppression of the oppressed, It is apparent that the day has not come yet where the lion will lay down with the lamb, or the predator will lay die with the prey, and as long as we can not appreciate one another for differences then there will always be division amongst us, whether it is the persecution of a pedophile or a porn star, a con-artist or congressman, a sex worker or a salesman. Until we can start to try to understand each other before passing judgment then youth of the country, like myself, will continue to grow up with a absence of faith in the country, opting for suicide (as I had tried many times my self in my teens, when my young mind first learned the truth about my church and my government and their views about people like myself). In essence, the teen suicide has made a discovery as to what it truly means to be an American – an American who is not as the majority. If I could have one wish for America, my wish would be that American leaders would revisit those policies and laws which are redundant, an echo from an age of hatred and ignorance, and with the aid of the American people change them accordingly. Moreover, I wish they would uphold those principles that to this day still ring true. Until this is done, then the great nation’s pride is its own

The enormity of it all started to come to light last month when major lenders – including J.P. Morgan Bank, Bank of America, and GMAC’s mortgage division – issued a moratorium on foreclosures to give them time to reexamine their paperwork and procedures. Fannie Mae stopped doing business with a law firm that had been handling massive numbers of their foreclosures because they question the legality of its methods, and offices of the Attorney General in all 50 states began investigating foreclosure practices. One lawyer working to process foreclosures – including those against LGBT borrowers – instructed staff members to sign about 1,000 foreclosure documents per day. That’s more than one every 30 seconds, which means it was impossible to read the documents before they were

signed. Employees of that legal firm stated under oath that when the designated signers got tired they just asked other people in the office to sign them on their behalf. So signatures on many important affidavits – like those that confirm how much a LGBT borrower owes on their mortgage – are fraudulent. Many cannot be validated, for example, because two signatures that are supposed to be from the same person bear no resemblance to one another. In other cases signatures were ostensibly witnessed in the presence of an official notary public, but the notary’s address was hundreds of miles away from the address where the documents were signed and supposedly witnessed. Bear in mind that many of the docu-

undoing. It is a hollow vanity; for if this is the land of the free and we indeed are all created equal we should the same rights and the freedom to LIFE, LIBERTY and LOVE among two (or more) consenting adults and the pursuit of happiness. With this comes the right to responsibility - to serve our country honestly as our complete selves so that those of us who show great love, and devoted service to their homelands may take there rightful place in the history books, and etched into our nation’s memory, so that the next generation will come will know with all certainty..... ALL HUMANS BEINGS WHETHER GAY,

STRIGHT, LESBIANS, BISEXUALS, OR TRANSGENDER, HAVE LEARNED, LIVED, LOVED, FOUGHT AND DIED FOR AND ON AMERICAN SOIL. I guess my question is, when will I be able to be fully American? --Written by Tela Clark, a trans woman, and a member of The Big Easy Metropolitan Community Church. The Big Easy MCC is an open Christian community, meeting every Sunday at 1pm and 5pm at 1333 S. Carrollton Avenue. Contact Pastor Clinton for more information – 504.214.4340, or revcrawshaw@yahoo.com, www.bigeasymcc.com.

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House of Broel’s Bonnie Broel @ NOMA’s Odyssey Ball

JohnPaul’s John & Paul @ AmonRa’s Girls Gone Broadway

Gene’s Po Boys' Gene with friends @ Craftin’ & Cocktails with Countess

Regina & Natasha @ NOMA’s Odyssey Ball Countess & Eddie raising funds for Odyssey House's Louisiana Women & Children's Program Star of The Gar Williams Show Gar williams @ Amon-Ra’s Girls Gone Broadway

New Yorkers Kuki & Ivan meet Princesse Stephaney @ Oz’s Friday Dingo event

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Opal Vanderhurst in Marcy’s Golden Age Revue

Russel & Keith in for Marcy’s Golden Age Revue @ JohnPaul’s

Leslie, Juan & Laura @ NOMA’s Odyssey Ball

Safonda Peters joins Craftin’ & Cocktails with Countess

Amon-Ra’s Miss America Deja Deja Vu in Girls Gone Broadway

Enjoying a night @ Cafe Lafitte in Exile

Tami, Maybelline & Princesse @ the filming of the new Varla Jean Merman movie

Brian & Ashley @ NOMA’s Odyssey Ball Countess with the two gingerbread finalists @ Craftin’ & Cocktails with Countess

Roland & James @ NOMA’s Odyssey Ball

King Cake Queen XVII Opal Masters in Satyricon’s Holiday Auction show

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New Orleans Restaurant Guide 700 Club Restaurant, 700 Burgundy St., 561.1095, 700ClubNewOrleans.COM, is serving sliders, paninis, quesadillas, and more at the popular club in the French Quarter. Restaurant hours are 7pm til Wed.-Sun. with extended Decadence hours. Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ, 3162 Dauphine St., 944.4445, is noted for its gumbo, barbeque, pizza, sandwiches and specials serving lunch and dinner. Now under the direction of Executive Chef David Duvall, the restaurant is open 11am-10pm Mon.-Tues., Thurs.-Fri.; 9am-10pm Sat.-Sun. with brunch 9am-3pm, closed Wed. MasterCard/Visa accepted. Cafe Amelie, 912 Royal St., 412.8965, CafeAmelie.COM, offers romantic courtyard or indoor dining along with both eclectic culinary creations and cocktails. Open Wed.-Sat. with lunch 11am-3pm, dinner 6-9pm, Sun. brunch 11-3. Candy Bar, 908 Bourbon, 504.52.CANDY, is a new upscale dessert & specialty food store, open 7 days & weekends 24 hours. Best in desserts, snacks, cheeses, crackers, candies, NY bagels & knishes, po-boys, wraps & sandwiches. PLUS PLUS PLUS many organic, all natural & gluten free items, also DOG TREATS. Clover Grill, 900 Bourbon St., 598.1010, CloverGrill.COM, is open 7 days and features breakfast including build your own omelettes. But let’s not forget their fab burgers grilled right under a hub cap and then there’s all those sandwiches, sides, desserts and shakes. Cooyon’s Cajun Cooking! 1100 N. Peters St., 337.339.1131, CooyonsCajunCooking.COM. C’est Bon! This new open air restaurant in the Historic French Market is the perfect place to enjoy some of the best Cajun cooking. Come get “U” some! Country Club Restaurant, 634 Louisa St., 945.0742, TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM. Under the direction of Chef Coy LeBeau, he has taken attention to detail and ingredient, and focused on a more contemporary menu at an even more affordable price point. Still the best food, but at even more unbelievable value! Serving 7 days 11am-10pm and Sunday Brunch 11am-3pm. The Decadence Shoppe, 806 N. Rampart, 529.8874, DecadenceShoppeCafe.COM is part coffee shop, part cafe, and part bakery. "We take pride doing all our own baking, and you can order your next special treat from us," says owners Matt and Kevin. This little neighborhood place will fulfill your sweet tooth or both your breakfast or lunch cravings in a quiet setting while serving "desserts like Mom use to make". Located across the street by the Armstrong Park arch, the cafe is open Wed.-Sun. 7am - 3pm. The Green Goddess, 307 Exchange Place Alley, 301.3347, GreenGoddessNOLA.COM, opened in May 2009 with a progressive menu that blends New Orleans sensibilities with a globetrotting sampling of ingredients, all emanating from the small open kitchen where chefs Chris DeBarr and Paul Artigues make it happen. Krystal, 116 Bourbon at Canal, 523.4030. Open 24 hours, it's one of the best stops for fast food with tasty burgers, hot dogs and breakfast. Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Place, 522.9500 or visit LouisianaPizzaKitchen.COM, is famous for its wood fired gourmet pizzas, pastas, salads and appetizers. Open 7 days from 11am-10pm. Little Vic's Gelateria, 1912 Magazine St., 309.8236, is a gay owned and operated family labor of love in the works since owner Vic Caracci learned at age 11 to make real Italian gelato from his family, three generations of Sicilian-Americans who first immigrated to New Orleans's French Quarter in 1911. Pulling from almost a century of family experience in the food industry, Vic, 23, enlisted the help of his uncle from Messina, Sicily to train he and his cousins in the detailed and fine art of gelato making. Little Vic serves over 40 inventive flavors of gelato, including stracciatella, amaretto, bacio de gama, and limoncello, as well as fresh-made panino, pastries, and Lavazza espresso. Open 11am-10:30pm 7 days. Maximo's Italian Grill, 1117 Decatur St., 586.8883, MaximosGrill.COM, features New Orleans inspired Italian cuisine along with a wonderfully assorted wine selection. Experience Maximo’s open kitchen and watch Chef Thomas Woods prepare his extraordinary dishes. Open 6pm 7 days a week. Moms Mini Mart, 902 Poydras, 596.2223, is a quick stop in the CBD for hot dogs, nachos, snow balls, fresh fruit, coffee, tea, Icees and groceries. Open Mon.-Fri. 6am7pm, Sat. 7am-7pm, open later & Sundays during special events. Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St., 522.6746, features Italian specialties including salads, pizzas, sandwiches and both lunch and dinner entrees. Lunch 11am5pm Thurs.-Mon., Dinner 5pm-10pm 7 days. Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St., 529.1416, QuartermasterDeli.NET, voted Restaurant/Deli of the Year, is open 24 hours 7 days. Serving breakfast, lunch, dinner and late night menu, the deli offers free delivery. Who Dat Coffee Cafe, 2401 Burgundy St., 872.0360, offers Fair Trade gourmet coffees, teas, cupcakes, scones, coffee by the pound, gift baskets, art & merchandise by local artists, stamps & mail box rentals, along with outdoor seating & Wi-Fi. Open 7am-10pm daily.

Gourmet Sliders with Onion Rings @ 700 Club Restaurant, 700 Burgundy

Occo Buco, braised veal shank in a garlic, thyme and white wine demi with asparagus & potatoes @ Maximo's Italian Grill, 1117 Decatur St.

Garlic Shrimp Pasta (jumbo shrimp with garlic butter sauce over angel hair pasta) @ Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Place

12 oz. Blackened Ribeye @ Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ, 3162 Dauphine St.

Red Velvet Cupcakes @ Who Dat Coffee Cafe, 2401 Burgundy St.

Glazed 10 oz. Pork Chop with Steen's Cane Syrup & Creole Mustard served with duck fat potatoes & green beans @ The Country Club, 634 Louisa St.

Club Sandwich with Zapp's Potato Chips @ The Decadence Shoppe, 806 N. Rampart St.

3-Layer Carrot Cake @ Candy Bar, 908 Bourbon St.

New Orleans Muffuletta (generous helping of ham, salami, provolone and olive salad) @ Restaurant/Deli of the Year Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St.

Special Combo Pizza (pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, onions, mushrooms, green peppers & black olives with jalapenos & anchovies optional) @ Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St.

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New Orleans, LA [504] FAB - Faubourg Marigny Art & Books, 600 Frenchmen St., 947.3700 MR. BINKY'S BOUTIQUE, 107 Chartres St., 302.2095 MR. BINKY'S BOUTIQUE OF HARAHAN, 301 Funston St., 305.2160

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Slidell, LA [985] OLDE SLIDELL ANTIQUE DISTRICT, First & Erlanger Streets, antique malls, gift shops, doll shop & restaurants, 643.4790, SlidellAntiques.COM

autos Metairie, LA [504] WALKER ACURA, 8951 Veterans Blvd., 464.4004, WalkerAcura.COM

bars Mobile, AL [251] B-BOB'S DOWNTOWN, 213 Conti St., 433.2262, b-bobs.com GABRIEL'S DOWNTOWN, 55 South Joachim St., 432.4900 THE MIDTOWNE PUB, 153 Florida St., 450.1555 Pensacola, FL [850] EMERALD CITY, 408 E. Wright St., 433.9491, EmeraldCityPensacola.COM THE ROUNDUP, 560 East Heinberg St., 433.8482 Baton Rouge, LA [225] CAJUN COVE, 4550 Concord Ave., 246.8317 GEORGE'S, 860 St. Louis, 387.9798, GeorgesPlaceBR.COM

cable shows New Orleans, LA [504] THE GAR WILLIAMS SHOW, Every Wed. &Sat., 8:30am & 8:30pm, Access Television Channel 99

casinos New Orleans, LA [504] Harrah's New Orleans Casino, Canal @ the River, 800.,HARRAHS

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New Orleans, LA [504] DR. MICHAEL LECHLEITER, D.C., St. Charles Chiropractic, 1529 Jackson Ave., 566.1833 [is2410]

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JOHNPAUL'S, 940 Elysian Fields Ave., 948.1888, JohnPaulsBar.COM LE ROUNDUP, 819 St. Louis, 561.8340 NAPOLEON'S ITCH, 734 Bourbon, 371.5450 OZ NEW ORLEANS, 800 Bourbon, 593.9491, OzNewOrleans. COM PHOENIX/EAGLE, 941 Elysian Fields, 945.9264 RAWHIDE 2010, 740 Burgundy St., 525.8106, Rawhide2010.COM RUBYFRUIT JUNGLE, 1135 Decatur St., 373.5431 SOCIETY PAGE, 542 N. Rampart St., 299.0156 STARLIGHT BY THE PARK, 834 N. Rampart St., 561.8939, StarlightByThePark.COM TUBBY'S GOLDEN LANTERN, 1239 Royal, 529.2860, TubbysBar.COM Slidell, LA [985] BILLY'S, 2600 Hwy. 190 West, 847.1921

HOUND DOGS, 668 Main St., 344.0807 SPLASH, 2183 Highland Road, 242.9491, splashbr.com Lafayette, LA [337] BACK SIDE, 209 Jefferson St., 269.0430 JULES DOWNTOWN, 533 Jefferson, 264.8000 TONIC, 2013 Pinhook Rd., 269.6011 Lake Charles, LA [337] CRYSTAL'S, 112 W. Broad, 433.5457 Metairie, LA [504] 4-SEASONS / PATIO BAR, 3229 N. Causeway, 832.0659, www.4seasonsno.com New Orleans, LA [504] 700 CLUB, 700 Burgundy, 561.1095, 561.1098, 700ClubNewOrleans.COM BIG DADDY'S, 2513 Royal, 948.6288 BOURBON PUB/PARADE, 801 Bourbon St., 529.2107, BourbonPub.COM BYWATER PATIO BAR, 3162 Dauphine St., 944.4445 CAFÉ LAFITTE IN EXILE, 901 Bourbon Street 522.8397, Lafittes.COM CORNER POCKET, 940 St. Louis, 568.9829 COUNTRY CLUB, 634 Louisa St., TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM, 945.0742 CUTTER'S, 706 Franklin, 948.4200 THE DOUBLE PLAY, 439 Dauphine, 523.4517 THE FRIENDLY BAR, 2301 Chartres, 943.8929 GOOD FRIENDS BAR, 740 Dauphine St, 566.7191, GoodFriendsBar.COM

Dec. 30, 2010-Jan. 4, 2011, Gay New Year's in New Orleans, New Orleans, LA, GayNewOrleans.COM March 4-8, 2011, Official Gay Mardi Gras, New Orleans, LA, sponsored by Ambush, GayMardiGras.COM Easter Sunday, April 24, 2011, Official Gay Easter Parade, New Orleans, sponsored by Ambush, GayEasterParade.COM May 26-30, 2011, Memorial Day Weekend, Pensacola, FL, sponsored by Ambush, GayPensacola.COM Aug. 31-Sept. 5, 2011, 40th Official Southern Decadence Celebration of Gay Life, Music & Culture, end of Summer Blowout including the Southern Decadence Parade & loads of activities, bringing over 125,000 revelers to New Orleans, LA, sponsored by Ambush & SouthernDecadence.COM Oct. 27-30, 2010, Halloween 28, benefiting Project Lazarus, New Orleans, LA, sponsored by AmbushMag.COM, halloweenneworleans.com

computers Baton Rouge, LA [225] JDiT NETWORKING SOLUTIONS, Jerry Durden, 229.6108, JDiT.US

counseling New Orleans, LA [504] AARON EDWARDS, M.Ed., LPC, LAC, Licensed Professional Counselor, 3350 Ridgelake Dr., Suite 200, Metairie, LA 70002, 814.0648, aaronedwardsllc@yahoo.com DAVID WAGNER, M.Ed., Counseling & Psychotherapy, 3001 Fifth St., Metairie, LA 70002; 836.0000

florists Baton Rouge, LA [225] FOUR SEASONS FLOWERS & GIFTS, 3482 Drusilla Ln., Drusilla Shopping Center, 924.1386, 1.800.237.5381

framing New Orleans, LA [504] ANGLE CUSTOM FRAMES, 4422 Magazine St., 269.3726

guides America Damron Travel Guide, 800.462.6654, www.damron.com Gulf South/United States AMBUSH Mag, 828-A Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116-3137; 504.522.8049, ambushmag.com; email: marsha@ripandmarsha.com International GayBars.COM, 828-A Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116-3137; 504.522.8049, marsha@ripandmarsha.com

groceries/delis New Orleans, LA [504] MOMS MINI MART, 902 Poydras, 596.2223 QUARTERMASTER DELI, THE NELLIE DELI, 1100 Bourbon, 529.1416 VERTI MART, 1201 Royal St., 525.4767

hair salons New Orleans, LA [504] BOBBY BLUE CONTEMPORARY BARBER & BEAUTY PARLOR, 906 Bourbon St., 527.5100 MICKEY NOLAN'S SALON, 815 Toulouse St., 587.7782 SALON D'MALTA, 1233 Decatur, 565.5555, salondmalta.com

insurance New Orleans, LA [504] ALLSTATE: Buckwalter Insurance Group LLC, 2002 20th St., Kenner, 504.469.4800;101 Schexnayder Ln., Destrehan, 985.764.3833

lodging/accommodations New Orleans [504] AARON INGRAM HAUS, 1012 Elysian Fields, New Orleans, LA 70117, PHONE: 504.949.3110, E-mail us at ingramhaus@yahoo.com. Condos with queensize beds, private entrances; located only six blocks from Bourbon Street and walking distance to most New Orleans attractions. Several favorite bars are within one block. BURGUNDY BED AND BREAKFAST, 2513 Burgundy St., New Orleans, LA 70117, PHONE/FAX: 504.942.1463, Toll Free (Continental US only): 1.800.970.2153, theburgundy.com, E-mail us at theburgundy@cox.net. Gay owned and operated in newly renovated 1890's double. Four guest rooms with private baths, guests' parlor and "half-kitchen", courtyard and half-open tubhouse with spa (hot tub/whirlpool). Clothing optional in sunbathing and hot tub area. Walking distance to French Quarter. Immediate vicinity of gay and lesbian bars/venues. [0810] FRENCH QUARTER SUITES HOTEL, 1119 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, Phone 504.524.7725, Toll Free: 800.457.2253, FrenchQuarterSuites.COM. E-mail us at reservations@bpmhotels.com. Official Host Hotel of Oz New Orleans. One of several French Quarter residences that have been painstakingly restored and transformed into spacious multi-bedroom suites, executive townhouses, intimate cottages and comfortable rooms. Adjacent to the French Quarter. Complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking.

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HOTEL LE MARAIS, 717 Conti St., New Orleans, LA, 800.535.9111 or visit NewOrleansHotelCollection.COM, is the newest boutique hotel property in the French Quarter. This sleek, contemporary hotel offers high level service, a “happening” bar, delightful amenities and an inclusive concept that avoids a “nickel and dime” mentality. It features heated saltwater courtyard pool, complimentary daily newspaper, complimentary Wi Fi in all areas and all rooms, complimentary extended continental breakfast, complimentary fitness center, complimentary business center, and complimentary welcome drink. MARIGNY MANOR HOUSE, 2125 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, PHONE: 504.943.7826, Toll Free: 877.247.7599, marignymanorhouse.com, E-mail us at info@MarignyManorHouse.COM. 1840’s Grand Greek Revival guest house, large spacious bedrooms, private baths, antique 4 poster queen beds, wireless internet access, tv/vcr/dvd/cable, telephone, complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking. [0111] NEW ORLEANS COURTYARD HOTEL, 1101 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, Phone 504.524.7725, Toll Free: 800.457.2253, NOCourtyard.COM. E-mail us at reservations@bpmhotels.com. One of several historic New Orleans homes and cottages that have been lovingly restored and converted into beautifully appointed rooms, spacious multibedroom suites, luxury townhouses and cottages. Adjacent to the French Quarter. Complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking. BON MAISON GUEST HOUSE, 835 Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116, 504.561.8498 BOURGOYNE GUEST HOUSE, 839 Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116, 504.524.3621

marketing & printing New Orleans, LA [504] SIR SPEEDY, 343 Carondelet, 586.9812, 586.9817, offering printing and marketing services including web design and hosting. info@sirspeedyneworleans.com, sirspeedyneworleans.com

massage New Orleans, LA [504] RIGHT TOUCH MASSAGE -- Christopher - Full body therapeutic massage; heated table; private studio; tropical garden; Faubourg Marigny Area, French Quarter. Upgrade (Salt Scrubs Bodywork & thai massage/bodywork). Call 504.458.5996 / website righttouchnola.com for pictures, location & special. License #LA4553 [is26/10]

media New Orleans, LA [504] AMBUSH Mag, Official Gay Easter Guide, Official Gay Mardi Gras Guide, Official Gay New Orleans Guide, Official Gulf South Guide, Official Southern Decadence Guide, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 522.8049, AmbushMag.COM; email: marsha@ripandmarsha.com AMBUSHonLINE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137; 522.8049, ambushonline.com, email: marsha@ripandmarsha.com

models/escort New Orleans, LA [504] BODY RUBS & ESCORT: Mikey 504.756.9443, Charlie 504.430.7413, 4 hands availalable, 24/7, in/out/hotels, pics at www.men4rentnow.com. Search by ID# 190508 [is2410]

museum/arts Baton Rouge, LA [225] LOUISIANA ARTS AND SCIENCE CENTER / RIVERSIDE MUSEUM, 100 S. River Road, 344.5272 LOUISIANA GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 1001 Capitol Access Rd., 342.5855 LOUISIANA STATE ARCHIVES, 3851 Essen Ln.

LOUISIANA STATE CAPITOL, State Capitol Dr. LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY HILLTOP ARBORETUM, 11855 Highland Rd., 767.6916 LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY RURAL LIFE MUSEUM, I-10 at Essen Lane, 765.2437 LSU MUSEUM OF NATURAL SCIENCE and MUSEUM OF GEOSCIENCE, LSU Campus, 388.2855 MAGNOLIA MOUND PLANTATION, 2161 Nicholson Dr., 343.4955 OLD ARSENAL MUSEUM, State Capitol Complex, 342.0401 OLD BOGAN FIRE STATION, 427 Laurel St., 344.8558 OLD GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 502 North Blvd., 344.5272 OLD PENTAGON BARRACKS, State Capitol Dr. at River Road, 342.1866 OLD STATE CAPITOL, 100 North Blvd. at River Road, 342.0500 or 342.4479 USS KIDD/NAUTICAL HISTORICAL CENTER, Government St. at River Rd., 342.1942 New Orleans, LA [504] BEAUREGARD-KEYES HOUSE, 1113 Chartres, 523.7257, Mon-Sat 10am-3pm CABILDO, 701 Chartres, Jackson Square, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm CAC [Contemporary Arts Center], 900 Camp St., 528.3805, cacno.org EDGAR DEGAS HISTORIC HOME, 2306 Esplanade Avenue, tours by appointment: 504.821.5009, the house tour lasts one hour, is led by a great-grand-niece of Degas, and includes the award-winning documentary video, Degas in New Orleans: A Creole Sojourn 1850 HOUSE, 523 St. Ann, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm GALLIER HOUSE, 1132 Royal, 523.6722, Mon-Fri 10am-3:30pm GERMAINE WELLS MARDI GRAS MUSEUM, 2nd Floor Arnaud's, 819 Bienville HERMANN-GRIMA HISTORIC HOUSE, 820 St. Louis, 525.5661, Mon-Fri 10am-3:30pm HISTORICAL PHARMACY MUSEUM, 514 Chartres, 524.9077, Daily 10am-5:30pm HISTORIC NEW ORLEANS COLLECTION, 533 Royal, 523.4662, Tues-Sat 10am4:45pm LONGUE VUE HOUSE AND GARDENS, 7 Bamboo Rd, Metairie, 488.5488, Mon-Sat 10am-4:30pm, Sun 1-5pm MUSEE CONTI HISTORICAL WAX MUSEUM, 917 Conti, 525.2605, Daily 10am-5:30pm NATIONAL D-DAY MUSEUM, 945 Magazine, 527.6012 NEW ORLEANS MUSEUM OF ART, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, 488.2631, TuesSun 10am-5pm OGDEN MUSEUM OF SOUTHERN ART, 925 Camp St., 539.9600 OLD U.S. MINT, 400 Esplanade, TuesSun 10am-5pm PRESBYTERE, 751 Chartres, Jackson Square, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm ST. LOUIS CATHEDRAL, Jackson Square, Mon-Sat 9am-5pm, Sun 1:30-5pm

music New Orleans [504] SKULLY'Z RECORDZ, 907 Bourbon St., 592.4666

organizations Mobile, AL ALABAMA PRIDE FEST, MobileAlabamaPride.COM AQUA, THE PARTY, PO Box 145, Mobile, AL 36601, TheAquaParty.COM BAY AREA INCLUSION, BayAreaInclusion.ORG FUSION, MobileFusion.ORG GULF COAST BEARS & LEATHER ASSOCIATION, b-bobs.com/gcbla.htm THE SOUTHERN RENEGADES, a Levi/ Leather Club, southernrenegades.com Pensacola, FL [850] APPETITE FOR LIFE, INC., provides 2 nutritionally balanced meals a day-lunch & dinner, for some 60 men, women and children living with HIV/AIDS, 1842 West Cervantes St.; Mail: P.O. Box 308, 32592-0308; 470.9111,

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Fax: 470.0201, gaypensacola.com/appforlife GULF COAST TIDE, INC. w w w . G u l f C o a s t T I D E . o r g ; info@GulfCoastTIDE.org Alexandria, LA [318] CLASS [Central Louisiana AIDS Support Services], 103 Bolton Ave., 71301; 1.800.444.7993, 442. 1 0 1 0, FAX: 443.5216 Baton Rouge, LA [225] AIDSLaw of Louisiana, 4560 North Boulevard, Suite 118, 302.5968, AIDSLAW.org HAART (HIV/AIDS Alliance for Region Two), 4550 North Blvd., #250, 927.1269, Fax: 927.7367, haartinc.org, haartinc@aol.com GBLSU [Gays, Bisexuals, Lesbians & Supporters United], glsapres@unixl.sncc. Isu.edu, Kristy Price, President, 388.5160 KREWE OF APOLLO / BATON ROUGE, PO Box 3591, 70821; kreweapollobr.org KREWE OF DIVAS, kreweofdivas.com, 343.0380 LAMBDA GROUP, 2937 Greenwood Dr., PO Box 82775, 70884-2775, 907.3665, www.lambdabr.org, info@lambdabr.org METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH OF BATON ROUGE, 7747 Tom Drive, 70806, Worship Sunday, 11am, Bible Study Wednesday, 7pm, 225.248.0404, mccbr.org PFLAG Baton Rouge, President Harold Truax, 225.218.8320 Lafayette, LA [337] ACADIANA CARES [Concern for AIDS Relief, Education, and Support], PO Box 386, Lafayette, LA 70502; 203 W. 3rd St., 70501; 233.2437, FAX: 235.4178; 800.354.2437 KREWE OF APOLLO / LAFAYETTE, PO Box 53251, 70505 LEAGUE FOR EQUALITY, PO Box 53425, 70505 PFLAG/LAFAYETTE, PO Box 31078, 70503 ROYAL ORDER OF UNICORN, PO Box 3985, 70502 Monroe, LA [318] GO CARE 2121 Justice, 71201, 325.1092 New Orleans, LA [504] ACLU and ACLU Foundation of Louisiana, P.O. Box 56157, New Orleans, LA 70156, 504.522.0628 x25, Fax: 888.537.0384, laaclu.org AIDS HOTLINE, 821.6050 in New Orleans, 1.800.99.AIDS[2437]-9 toll free statewide AIDSLaw of Louisiana, 3801 Canal St., Suite 331, 568.1631, AIDSLAW.org ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, 838.3399 BELLE REVE NEW ORLEANS, AIDS Residence for Families, PO Box 3305, 70177; 945.9455 BIG EASY M.C.C. (Metropolitan Community Church of Greater New Orleans), Sunday 12:15pm Solumn Mass, 5pm Praise & Worship, at St Matthew’s UCC, 1333 S. Carrollton Ave. at Willow. Fellowship after service. Mailing address: 1333 S. Carrolllton Ave. New Orleans, LA, 70118; 213.4340, w w w . b i g e a s y m c c . c o m , pastor@bigeasymcc.com BROTHERHOOD, INC., To decrease the spread of AIDS and HIV among African Americans, 1661 Canal St., Suite 3230, 70112; 566.7955 CHURCH OF CHRIST THE LIBERATOR, Sun. 11am Service, 607 Marigny St. (behind The Friendly Bar), ChristTheLiberator.ORG COMMUNITY ACTION NETWORK, a project of the NO/AIDS Task Force which works with the gay community to implement HIV prevention activities, 507 Frenchmen St., 945.4000, noaidstaskforce.com COPS 8 (Citizens' Organization for Police Support in the 8th District), 840 N. Rampart St., #51, 70116; 588.COPS (2677), cops8.org FOOD FOR FRIENDS, 944.6028 FORUM FOR EQUALITY, 336 Lafayette, Suite 200, 70130; 947.2981, ForumForEquality.COM FRIDAY NIGHT BEFORE MARDI GRAS (FNBMG), PO Box 791376, New Orleans, LA 70179-1376; 733.3311, fridaynightbeforemardigras.com, fnbmg@cox.net GAY APPRECIATION AWARDS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137; 522.8049; AmbushMag.COM/GAA

GAY COUNSELING LINE, 833.1500 GLSEN [Gay Lesbian & Straight Education Network], 482.4081, Fax 595.8587, Email: glsenno@hotmail.com, glsenno.org GULF GENDER ALLIANCE [GGA], NonProfit Support Group for Transgender persons. Monthly meetings, socials and political activism. Privacy respected and expected. Interview required. Nondiscriminatory. Call 504. 324.4035 or write PO Box 56836, New Orleans, LA 701566836; gga.org, E-mail: info@gga.org HALLOWEEN IN NEW ORLEANS, INC., PO Box 52171, 70152-2171; halloween neworleans.com/ambush HATE CRIMES HOTLINE, c/o Family Service of Greater New Orleans, 504.202.2131. The Hate Crimes Project offers to assist those who feel that they may have been a victim of a hate crime. The project provides advocacy for persons victimized due to race, religion, gender and gender identity, age, disability, and/or sexual orientation. IN THIS TOGETHER, HIV/AIDS Case Management, 2511 Bayou Road, Suite B, 70119; Office: 504.962.3245, Fax: 504.962.3246; 962.3245, www.inthistogetherinc.org, michael@ittnola.org KREWE OF ARMEINIUS, PO Box 56638, New Orleans, LA 70156-6638, cetubby@cox.net, KreweOfArmeinius.ORG KREWE OF AMON RA, PO Box 7033, Metairie, LA 70010, KreweOfAmonRa.COM KREWE OF MWINDO, PO Box 51031, 70156; 913.5791, KreweOfMwindo.ORG, krewe@kreweofmwindo.org KREWE OF PETRONIUS, PO Box 71665, 70172, Pres. Arthur Alarcon 451.9507, Capt. Bill McCarthy 430.6695, KreweOfPetronius.ORG KREWE OF QUEENATEENAS / KING CAKE QUEEN ROYALTY CLUB, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 522.8049, GayMardiGras.COM/KCQ LaCARP [Louisiana Community AIDS Research Program], 584.1971 LA-LIFT, Social Club for Lesbians, age 50+, who have fun together on weekends. Email: armyvet20@webtv.net LAMBDA CENTER, 831 Elysian Fields Ave., 70117 LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS OF NEW ORLEANS, 234 Loyola, Suite 421, 70112; 581.9106 LESBIAN & GAY COMMUNITY CENTER OF NEW ORLEANS, 2114 Decatur St., 701162013; 945.1103, Fax 945.1102, Email: info@lgccno.net LORDS OF LEATHER, P.O. Box 770435, New Orleans, LA 70117-4035, LordsOfLeather.COM LOUISIANA STATE GAY RODEO ASSOCIATION (LSGRA), 915.3339, lance@lsgra.com, LSGRA.COM MCLNO HOP Clinic, 136 S. Roman Street, 4th Floor, New Orleans, LA 70112; Appts.: 504.903.6959, www.hopclinic.org MYSTIC KREWE OF SATYRICON, PO Box 15889, 70115-5889 MysticKreweOfSatyricon.COM NEW ORLEANS GAY MEN’S CHORUS, 322.7007, nogmc.com; nogmc@aol.com NEW ORLEANS JAZZ & HERITAGE FESTIVAL, nojazzfest.com NO/AIDS TASK FORCE, 2601 Tulane Ave., Suite 500, 70119; 821.2601; NOAIDSTaskForce.COM N'R Peace, 3201 Gen. DeGaulle Dr., Suite 201, 70114, 364.1950 OFFICIAL GAY EASTER PARADE, 828A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, info@gayeasterparade.com, GayEasterParade.COM OFFICIAL GAY MARDI GRAS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayMardiGras.COM OFFICIAL GAY NEW ORLEANS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayNewOrleans.COM OFFICIAL SOUTHERN DECADENCE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, SouthernDecadence.COM PEOPLE OF SUBSTANCE, INC. (POS), 7210 Arbor Dr., 70126, 244.1920, posnola.com PFLAG/NO [Parents & Friends of Lesbi-

ans & Gays/ New Orleans], PO Box 15515, 70175; 895.3936, 392.0001, pflagno.org, info@pflagno.org PRIDE NEW ORLEANS CELEBRATION: NOLA PRIDE, 2114 Decatur St., 945.1103, NOLAPride.ORG PROJECT LAZARUS, A Residence for PWAs, PO Box 3906, 70177-3906; 949.3609 REGIONAL AIDS INTERFAITH NETWORK [RAIN], 523.3755 SOFTBALL LEAGUE FORMING THIS SPRING-All skill levels from beginner to advanced. For more information, visit www.nolasoftball.com THE COMMUNITY COALITION OF GREATER NEW ORLEANS LGBTQ Organizations & Businesses, tccgno.org, 569.9156 VOLLEYBALL NEW ORLEANS, PO Box 13306, 70185-3306; volleyballneworleans.com, postmaster@volleyballneworleans.com WILLIAM J. FANNING FOUNDATION [Buzzy’s Boys & Girls], 2301 Chartres, 70117; 943.8929 Shreveport, LA [318] KREWE OF APOLLO/SHREVEPORT, PO Box 4918, 71134 PHILADELPHIA CENTER, PO Box 44454, 71134-4454; 222.6633 YWCA AIDS MINORITY COMMUNITY OUTREACH, 700 Pierre Ave., 71103; 226.8717

pets New Orleans, LA [504] CHI-WA-WA GA-GA, 511 Dumaine; 581.4242; chiwawagaga.com DR. MIKE'S ANIMAL HOUSE, 1120 N. Rampart, 523.4455 FRENCH QUARTER PET ASYLUM, 513 Dumaine St., 302.9845 FRENCH QUARTER VET, 922 Royal St., Office 322.7030, Cell 250.1175, DrScott@TheFrenchQuarterVet.COM

pharmacy New Orleans, LA [504] MUMFREY'S PHARMACY, 1021 W. Judge Perez Dr., Chalmette, LA 70043, 504.279.6312

photography New Orleans, LA [504] GRAHAM/STUDIO ONE NEW ORLEANS, by appointment, grahamstudioone.com

plumbers New Orleans, LA [504] RAMSEY PLUMBING, repairs, repipe, sewer & drain cleaning, water heaters, disposals, 296.6865

real estate agents New Orleans, LA [504] FRENCH QUARTER REALTY, Agents: Gary R. Williams 251.2047, Sandy Preston 319.7500; Office 949.5400 JUDY FISHER, INC. REALTORS, Agent Mary Lind, 874.4905, marylind2020@gmail.com PRUDENTIAL GARDNER REALTORS, Agent Brett A. Rector, Cell: 453.2277, Office: 891.6400, brettinla@aol.com WWW.GAYREALESTATE.COM Free Instant Access to New Orleans and the Nations Top Gay & Lesbian Realtors. On-line: www.GayRealEstate.com or Toll Free 1.888.420.MOVE (6683)

restaurants New Orleans, LA [504] 700 Club Restaurant, 700 Burgundy, 561.1095, 561.1098, 700ClubNewOrleans.COM Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ,3162 Dauphine St., 944.4445 Cafe Amelie, 912 Royal St., 412.8965 Candy Bar, 908 Bourbon, 504.52.CANDY Clover Grill, 900 Bourbon St., 598.1010, CloverGrill.COM Cooyon's Cajun Cooking, New Orleans French Market, 1100 N. Peters St., 337.339.1131, CooyonsCajunCooking.COM

Country Club Restaurant, 634 Louisa St., TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM, 945.0742 Creole Cuisine Restaurant Concepts, CreoleCuisine.COM The Decadence Shoppe (coffehouse, bakery, cafe), 806 N. Rampart, 529.8874, DecadenceShoppeCafe.COM The Green Goddess, 307 Exchange Place Alley, 301.3347, GreenGoddessNOLA.COM Krystal, 116 Bourbon @ Canal, 523.4030 La Peniche, 1940 Dauphine St., 943.1460 Little Vic's Gelateria, 1912 Magazine St., 309.8236 Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Pl., 522.9500 Maximo's Italian Grill, 1117 Decatur St., 586.8883, MaximosGrill.COM Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St., 522.6746 Orleans Grapevine Wine & Bar Bistro, 720 Orleans, 523.1930 Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St. , 529.1416, QuartermasterDeli.NET Who Dat Coffee Cafe, 2401 Burgundy St., 872.0360

retail/shopping Metairie, LA [504] SUZETTE'S, 3209 Edenborn Ave., 888.7722, Suzettes.COM New Orleans, LA [504] ALTERNATIVES, 907 Bourbon St., 70116; 524.5222 BOURBON-STRIP TEASE, 205 Bourbon St., 70130; 581.6633, bourbontease.com THE HERB IMPORT COMPANY, 711 St. Peter [French Quarter], 525.4372; 4901 Canal St. [Mid City], 488.4889, 712 Adams St. [Uptown], 861.4644, HerbImport.COM LA MINA STERLING, 840 Royal St., 324.3423, laminasterling@gmail.com PANDA BEAR, 415 Bourbon St., 529.8064 RAB DAB CLOTHING AND GIFTS, 918 Royal St., 525.6662 RAZZLE DAZZLE, the newest sensation in a very old place, 524 Royal St. 568.0001, RazzleDazzle.COM Slidell, LA [985] THE HERB IMPORT COMPANY, 1331 Englewood Dr., 643.8007, HerbImport.COM

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tours New Orleans, LA [504] MORTUARY HAUNTED HOUSE, ghost haunting/tours, private parties, haunted attraction, 4800 Canal St., TheMortuary.NET STEAMBOAT NATCHEZ, Toulouse Street Dock, 568.1401, SteamboatNatchez.COM

theatres New Orleans, LA [504] LE PETIT THEATRE DU VIEUX CARRE, 616 St. Peter, 522.2081 MAHALIA JACKSON THEATRE OF PERFORMING ARTS, 801 N. Rampart, Armstrong Park, mahaliajacksontheater.com, 525.1052 SOUTHERN REP THEATRE, Canal Place, 365 Canal St., 3rd Floor, 522.6545, SouthernRep.COM

websites CRESCENT CITY, CrescentCity.COM GAY AMERICA, GayAmerica.COM GAY BARS, GayBars.COM GAY PENSACOLA, GayPensacola.COM OFFICIAL GAY EASTER PARADE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayEasterParade.COM

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DJ Kyle D, DJ Chad Evans, Brodie & DJ Point-n-Click take time to pose @ Tonic Kendrick stands strong with a message Kira looking amazing at the Apollo Announcement Party

Rick Rowan (center) with Lafayette Chamber of Commerce members @ Apollo Announcement Party

Wow, Joe & Justin made it in a second time, Justin must be on a roll!

DJ Ryan Powell poses with King of Apollo @ the Announcement Party

Connie G entertaining guests @ Jules

Justin & Joe @ Jules’ Moulin Rouge Party

Strike a pose @ Tonic

Sam, what are you really thinking behind that smile?

Jason takes time to strike a pose after the Elton John concert Steven looking sexy @ Jules Moulin Rouge Party

Looking good!

Krewe of Apollo de Lafayette Royalty

Mess just being Mess @ Tonic

Ryan & Todd, trouble waiting to happen

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Maria, Wendy & Brett @ Jules’ Moulin Rouge Party

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The Mystery of Irma Vep at Le Chat Noir

aving seen The Mystery of Irma Vep, Charles Ludlam’s send-up of Victorian penny dreadfuls, twice before, including the original Ridiculous Theater production with Ludlam, as I wrote seven years ago, “things just don’t crackle.” Well, attention Sherlock Holmes—the mystery of Irma Vep has finally been solved! Directors Ricky Graham and Jeffery Roberson wisely trimmed the script, especially the exposition-drenched first act, and came up with a far, far better version that garnered laughs galore from beginning to end with nary a dull spot in between. In this mash-up of Rebecca and The Wolfman with a vampire or two thrown in as well, double entendres abound along with a sprinkling of interpolated local references that made the fun even fun-er. Graham/Roberson paced the show brilliantly, allowing an audience little time to make sense of this sophisticated nonsense. Yet they never condescended to the material or camped it up for camp’s sake, but rather infused the show with a pulsing sense of true feeling and a high

real estate ...from 26 ments themselves – even before they got processed with obviously forged signatures – were somewhat questionable. Thousands of affidavits submitted to foreclosure judges, for instance, essentially state that the mortgage company “attests to the fact” that it cannot find paperwork to prove that it has the authority to foreclose, but that the paperwork is somewhere in the lender’s files. Even though they cannot fully demonstrate that they have the right to do so, in other words, lenders are evicting LGBT homeowners and auctioning off their houses. According to reporters from NPR and the New York Times, courts and judges have been pretty much going along with the process, and in some states retired judges have been reactivated out of retirement to help process foreclosures faster. They are given benchmarks for performance based on how many foreclosures they can push through the system, and in some courts judges are ruling on as many as 1,000 cases per month. To facilitate this kind of volume many of these judges work not in traditional courtrooms but from behind desks that are literally in the hallways of courthouses. People line up in the overcrowded halls to plead their cases for keeping their homes or having loans modified, and lots of cases are heard and decided in a matter of just one or two minutes – which does not give the homeowner time to explain anything. But these observations are not limited to disgruntled LGBT borrowers or investigative reporters. There are sheriffs who have stopped enforcing foreclosure actions in their counties because they are not

stakes, life-or-death urgency. Playing roles ranging from the upright Lord and the ditsy Lady of the Manor to the stern housekeeper and the hunchbacked stableman, Graham and Varla Jean Merman (Roberson’s alter ego) layered sublime comic timing with finely calibrated acting to bring an almost operatic grandiosity to the proceedings. Graham is so convincing when portraying a woman that, when he transformed into a man, one could mistakenly have thought he was a woman in male drag. Varla added a rococo filigree to her roles with his multi-octave voice that is seemingly able to make vocalizations which most of us could not even begin to attempt. If Varla outshone Graham by a smidgen it’s only because s/he played a ukelele too! Ricky and Varla may have achieved single name status worthy of Diva-hood, but they clearly work beautifully together, neither ever trying to outdo the other. We are fortunate to have these national treasures right here in the Big Easy. James Jennings’s multi-tasking set and Cecile Casey Covert’s opulent costumes provided visual wit and allowed the cast to make stunningly quick changes from one character to another. Su Gonczy’s

convinced that lenders have enough proof. In some regions of the USA title companies have even stopped guaranteeing clear title to properties that have changed hands due to foreclosure because the title companies are not convinced that the transactions are entirely legal. Investors who put up the money for mortgages that funded properties that ended up in foreclosure are also threatening to sue banks and other lenders for negligence based on a lack of proper documentation. Many experts believe that judges will ultimately side with the powerful banking industry and rule that these foreclosure paperwork oversights are acceptable. That would help cure the bottleneck of foreclosure proceedings clogging up the courts and it would be a big boon for mortgage lenders. It would also help rid the housing market of unsold foreclosure inventories which would push real estate prices higher. But if a court does deem a foreclosure invalid, either because the lender didn\’t have the correct paperwork or because the borrower was not actually in default, the title will revert back to the original owner. That could happen even if in the meantime the home was sold through foreclosure to somebody new. Naturally this situation has many LGBT buyers and homeowners wondering what it might mean to them in terms of their financial or real estate circumstances. Right now nobody knows for certain, and only time will tell what the courts decide. To find ethical, trustworthy real estate and mortgage professionals dedicated to active support of the LGBT community, visit www.GayMortgageLoans.com and www.GayRealEstate.com, or call toll free 1.888.420.MOVE (6683).

Diana Shortes & Keith Launey in Frozen lighting and Thad Griffin’s sound design atmospherically transported us from the moors of Britain to the depths of an Egyptian tomb and back. The wondrous stagecraft demonstrated by the entire Vep krewe was exemplary. Would that Ludlam was still around to have seen Ricky and Varla bring his The Mystery of Irma Vep to such joyous life.

Frozen at the Shadow Box Theatre

ryony Lavery’s Frozen explores the nature of forgive ness as a mother, Nancy, confronts the man, Ralph, who killed her daughter many years ago. If Lavery can’t provide any definitive answers for how to deal with such a heart-wrenching situation, she cannily illuminates one woman’s attempt to move on with her life. When I saw Frozen on Broadway in 2004, I felt it could’ve been a great one act, 90 minute play rather than a l-o-n-g two act one. While it could still probably do with some trimming, Glenn Meche’s production for the new Crescent Theatre Collective was paced, if not speedily, then with a bracing forward momentum one finds in a Mahler symphony when conducted by James Levine. Meche’s precise direction created the proper tension from the start that had been

missing on Broadway. This chamber work also benefitted by being done at the intimate Shadow Box Theatre rather than a large Broadway house. As Nancy, Diana Shortes kept her emotions just below the surface until they boiled over for the least logical of reasons. Bringing more gravitas to the role than Swoosie Kurtz did in New York, Shortes journeyed from a severe, if rational, perspective to wanting revenge desperately to a seeming acceptance of her lot. At times, Shortes’ eyes darted anxiously, perhaps hoping to find her missing daughter; at others, they seemed dulled, as though overwhelmed by her tragic burden. Shortes can sometimes be an overemotive actress but, in Frozen, by reining in her feelings, she gave a potent and moving performance. Keith Launey submerged himself into Ralph, making him seem to be of average intelligence but just a bit off; how appropriate for a child killer who can actually rationalize his actions. Launey’s too friendly face could alternately scare a child and attract her into his clutches. By presenting himself as “normal,” Launey made understandable, almost, how such a deeply disturbed individual could do these things. Without ever asking for our pity, Launey made Ralph an engrossing individual.

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acadiana happens by Joey Collins, Lafayette, Louisiana Email: ejcollins583@gmail.com Twitter: JoeyC_583

o you feel that? What is that? I think it’s your pants expanding. Yep, it’s the holidays and I’m sure that’s exactly what it is. I suggest wearing several layers of sweatpants so that you have the possibility of working off some of those holiday calories as you walk from table to table. Nonetheless, here’s the dish on some local favorites. You’re listening up with Joey Collins.

Holiday Pleasure

irst things first, what are you going to eat? Whether you’re not feeling the family thing this year or you are spending it with your alternate family, your friends, where would you like to eat on Thanksgiving Day? If you’re like me, you most definitely do not want to cook. I mean why cook? By the time you finish off your meal you’re going to want to be moving onto your fifth cocktail and by that time dishes are out of the question. Don’t worry, I have you covered. Hilton Lafayette, Acadiana’s premiere full-service hotel and conference center, will be hosting a Thanksgiving Day Dinner beginning at 5pm. This award-winning staff plans to welcome you with the ultimate Thanksgiving buffet. The menu includes the following: salad bar, carved ham with orange and maple glaze, roasted turkey with giblet gravy, macaroni and cheese, rice dressing, cornbread dressing, green bean casserole, candied yams, corn maque choux, and assorted desserts. Rick Rown, Corporate Sales Manager, excitedly discussed the traditions of Hilton Lafayette. “We always grow very anxious during the holiday season. It becomes a very welcoming experience for not only our guests from out of town but our guests who live locally as well. Each holiday meal is prepared with care just as your mother or grandmother would prepare it.” If you’re 65 years of age or older (Rick Rowan) then the price of $9.95 is almost a steal. Adults are $16.95, children 5 to 12 years are $9.95, and 5 years and under complimentary. For reservations you may call 337.235.6111, extension 2253, or visit their website at lafayette.hilton.com. The venue will be Alexander’s Restaurant on the Lobby Level. Interested in an Acadian experience? A staple in the downtown Lafayette area, The Original Don’s Downtown, features their annual Thanksgiving Day feast. With such items as roasted turkey, cornbread dressing, pecan pie, Waldorf salad, sweet potato casserole, and more, you’re in for a unique Acadian experience. Even if that does not satisfy you, Don’s will also offer items off of its awardwinning menu. Seating times begin at 11am but one must hurry because when I called the 11am seating was already booked and the earliest one was now available for 1:30pm. For reservations contact The Original Don’s Downtown at 337.235.3551 or visit their website at donsdowntown.com. One last suggestion always brings the kid out in me. The images of a Sunday afternoon and standing in a line filled with finely dressed people in coats, ties, and smeared gaudy makeup with long church dresses still remain fresh in my mind. What else would I be talking about besides Piccadilly? Piccadilly, America’s cafeteria, will be offering a Thanksgiving feast as well. The traditional items such as turkey, rice dressing, and pecan pie will be served alongside the traditional items of Piccadilly. For more information you can contact the Johnston Street location at 337.984.7876 or the one in the Oil Center at 337.232.4317.

Bar Spill

he past two weeks have been very busy for both Tonic and Jules Downtown. Jules recently hosted its annual Moulin Rouge Party and participants were whisked away with a French burlesque theme complete with the can-can dance. Local DJ, DJ Digital, had the house jumping and lived up to his reputation. Tonic hosted the National Mr. and Miss Apollo Party with a magnificent reunion, so to speak, of the Apollo krewes from across the Gulf Coast. An amazing display of talent was displayed in the art of fashion, performance, style, and class. Tonic of Lafayette and Crystal’s of Lake Charles has announced One Messy Weekend. This spectacle, beginning on Friday, December 17th, and running till Sunday, December 19th, will feature the famous Bianca del Rio as Cher. The event will stretch from Tonic to Crystal’s. Much more is soon come on the event so

trodding the boards ...from 38 Shortes and Launey combined for a great scene when, after having served many years in prison, Nancy visits Ralph there and each tries to bridge the huge gulf between them. Portraying Agnetha, an academic involved with serial killers and their rehabilitation, Liz Mills was burdened with the please stay tuned. Jules will be hosting its annual Acadiana CARES fundraiser, The Red Party, as a benefit to raise HIV/AIDS awareness, education, and support for the local community. Dress in red and impress on Saturday, December 4th. Doors open at 8pm and a percent of the proceeds will be donated to Acadiana CARES.

Closing Out

oliday season in Acadiana can be one non-stop party. From holiday parties to office parties and a party just because it’s a Monday night, make sure that you keep it safe. The presence of the police is always heightened at this time. Enjoy the presence of friends and family, try to find the good person from within, and enjoy the party. As always, keep the party going. You’re listening up with Joey Collins, girl!

least well-written and developed role. Compared to the other, more compelling characters, it’s hard to care about Agnetha’s romantic break-up. An always fine actress, as was recently seen in reasons to be pretty, Mills did as much as she could— which was considerable—to bring Agnetha to life but even she couldn’t overcome the mere melodrama of this storyline. Eric Martin Webb fittingly lit the women in warm oranges and Ralph in cold blues. This was a simple but powerful production, made all the more effective by its simplicity. I look forward to the Crescent Theatre Collective’s future offerings.

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Happy Birthday Paul celebrating with Miss Cie

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Birthdays, Stars, College Night ~ Mobile, Alabama ~ Photos by Cieanne & John

Happy Birthday Greg, We Love YOU...The Brown-Rivers Family

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Persana host Strip-Off Contest Thursdays @ Oz

Ambush's Devin & Tony cocktailin’ @ 4 Seasons in Metairie

Tiffany, Josh, Poodle, & Randi @ Bourbon Pub Parade’s Student Body Contest

La Mina Sterling’s Poncho & Aaron with Pandora Boxx appearing live @ B-Bob’s in Mobile

DJs Jayskee & Blair mixing it up @ Bourbon Pub Parade

The boys @ Oz’s Strip-Off Contest

Lanny, Aaron & Bob @ B-Bob’s in Mobile

Princesse Stephaney joins bartender Frankie @ 4 Seasons in Metairie

Ron, Red, Tim & Randall @ the Phoenix

Topher & Gerald @ OZ

Tim working it @ Bourbon Pub Parade Student Body Contest G Wiz’s Rikki Gee & DJ P host Kocktail Karaoke @ Good Friends Bar

Eva, Dan & Princesse Stephaney @ Marcy’s Starlight Showcase

Tatiana working Oz Ally & Tim ...Winners @ Bourbon Pub Parade Jeff @ Carlo @ Good Friends Bar

Armani going full force @ the Appletini Revue in Metairie

Ryan & Ambush’s Devin

Joey, Freddie, Frankie & Frankie’s Monkey @ Bourbon Pub

The ladies take in Marcy’s Starlight Showcase @ Starlight

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Gulf South Nightlife ~ New Orleans, Metairie, Mobile ~ Photos by Devin Black, Tony Leggio

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Jerry, former Queen Satyricon Stephen & Michael @ Satyricon’s Holiday Auction

Cutter’s Mac joins Marigny Hayride Miss Louisiana Leatherette Bubbles Champagne & Mr. Louisiana Leather Troy Powell join Lords of Leather Archives fundraiser @ JohnPaul's

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Monique Michaels joins AmonRa’s Girls Gone Broadway

Jessica, host Mr. Louisiana Leather Troy, Louisiana State Museum’s Wayne & Margarita @ Lords of Leather Archives fundraiser

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Having fun on the Marigny Hayride

Brick helps out in Satyricon’s Holiday Auction

Miss Vieux Carre America Tami Tarmac in Amon-Ra’s Girls Gone Broadway Dale & DB join Lords of Leather Archives fundraiser

Tony caught red handed having a roll in the hay on the Marigny Hayride

Hot men a plenty @ Satyricon’s Holiday Auction

Queen Amon-Ra XL Alley Sebastian Spencer in Amon-Ra’s Girls Gone Broadway Queen Petronius XLIX Natasha Sinclair, Queen Petronius L-Elect Bootsie DeVille & King Cake Queen XVII Opal Masters @ Holiday Auction

Lord King XXVI Gary Vandeventer & King Cake Queen XVII Opal Masters MC Girls Gone Broadway

Chris & Kent bartend for Satyricon’s Holiday Auction

Stop in @ Cutter’s on the Marigny Hayride

Panda Bear’s Ed & Mr. Louisiana Leather Troy Powell @ Lords of Leather Archives fundraiser

Joanna, birthday boy Wayne, Jennifer & Lissa @ Lords of Leather Archives fundraiser

Dawn & Bywater Mike @ the Mirliton Festival in the Bywater

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The Krewes, Marigny Hayride ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Tony Leggio, Rip Naquin

Queen Amon-Ra XXXVIII Gizelle Bouvier & King Amon-Ra XLV David Aranda in Amon-Ra’s Girls Gone Broadway

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