CRISPINs Quote
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D U R I N G O U R I N T E R N S H I P AT C P + B W E W E R E E X P O S E D T O S O M E O F T H E M O S T B R I L L I A N T M I N D S I N T H E A D I N D U S T R Y. T H I S B O O K L E T I S A C O M P I L AT I O N O F A L L T H E F U N N Y, I N S P I R AT I O N A L , O U T R A G E O U S , A N D U N F O R G E T T A B L E Q U O T E S W E ’ V E H E A R D BY THESE GENIUSES.
Behold the Crispin Quotes.
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Interns,
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DO YOUR JOB.
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Was your last internship at a
Gas Station?
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th Jump on
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ose
! S E D A N E R G
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It’s funny like funny that’ll happen.
never
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YOU 'T C AN BE AN
. E L O H S AS
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THE NORMAL USERS
DON’T SEE SHIT
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E V E R YO N E S E E M S N O R M A L UNTIL
YOU GET TO
KNOW THEM
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WE SHOULD GIVE
Middle American Moms MORE CREDIT
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EVEN OUR INTERNS ARE
MADE CHINA in
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You’re thinking logically,
DON’T THINK
logically.
IT’S CRISPIN.
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It’s like Inception, but on Facebook.
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Hell Yeah! THE SHORT STORY IS:
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U ARE YO
A
ROBOT
or do you think for yourself?
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T H I NK
L I T TLE
R.
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That’s a long walk for a
Ham
Sandwich
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G a m i f y t he
ECOSYSTEM BRO
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WHERE’S THE
MAGIC IN THAT?
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e’s
e in th e
Ther
e x c i te m
nt
m
o re
Ethernet CABLE
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TERRIBLE COMP.
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T H AT ’ S L I K E
ONE OF THOSE TREES THAT FALLS IN THE FOREST THAT NOBODY EVER HEARS OF.
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Make them
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TELEGRAPHIC
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Why don’t you
L E AV E
WRITING
TO M E ?
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WHO SAID YOU COULD GO TO LUNCH?
ALL YOU GET IS BREAD AND WATER.
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It doesn’t have to be
JUST SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO U N D E R S TA N D I T
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Yo u ’ r e h e r eu s . to inspire
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N OT
THE JOB YOU
THE JOB YOU
DO
WA N T
H AV E
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THAT'S TOO
DULL & PRAGMATIC
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T H AT WILL BE GOING IN
Pile Shame THE
of
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You shouldn't be leaving
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RE O F BE R U YO IORS N SE
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G
DO SOMETHING
REAT B E F O R E YO U G O H O M E TO D AY
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HAVE FUN.
PLEASE.
THE END (at least for now)
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