LOUISE!
LOUISE!!!
YES, MOM?
GET DRESSED NOW!
THE GUESTS ARE HERE!
THERE SHE IS!
THE PRINCESS OF THE DAY!
MY, HAVE YOU TURNED INTO A PRETTY YOUNG LADY!
OH LOOK AT YOU! DID MUM PICK THAT DRESS?
A REAL LULU LOLITA!
YOU`RE WEARING THAT PUSH-UP FOR HIM, HUH?
CONGRATS ON YOUR BIG DAY, QUEAN!
TO OUR SWEET LULU!
EHM... AHEM! COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
WELCOME EVERYONE. UHM... THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WITH ME AND THANK YOU FOR THE MANY GIFTS.
I’M EXCITED TO SPEND MY EVENING WITH YOU ALL, HAVING A FEAST AND TALKING ABOUT GOOD MEMORIES.
WHAT WILL FOREVER STAY IN MY MIND FROM OUR FAMILY GATHERINGS IS WHEN NICKO, BETINA AND I WOULD PLAY ALL DAY!
UNCLES AND AUNTS WOULD TALK FOR HOURS, GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WOULD BRING US LITTLE TREATS!
BUT TODAY, MY TIME AS A CHILD PLAYING AROUND IS OVER. TODAY I’M BECOMING AN ADULT!
I WANT TO THANK MOM AND DAD SO MUCH FOR THIS BIG DAY! WITHOUT THEM...
WITHOUT THEM AND THEIR MONEY, THERE WOULDN’T BE THIS MARVELOUS PARTY AND THIS DELICIOUS FOOD!
WE PAID A BLOODY FORTUNE FOR THIS FEAST, BETTER ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS!
CHEERS TO THAT, DARLING!
BUT...
I WASN’T-
CUTE SPEECH, LULU.
ISN’T THAT DRESS A BIT TIGHT, DEAR?
PERHAPS YOU HAVEN’T LOST YOUR BABY FAT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BABY FAT? SHE GOT CURVES!
BIRGIT STILL HAS HER BABY FAT AFTER 20 YEARS!
- EVEN IF THERE ARE A FEW CLEVER *BELCH* BROADSHERE N THER’. IT’S SIMPLE BIOLOGY!
THE WINE IS A BIT ON THE SWEETER SIDE!
MEN LEAD AND COMPETE. WOMEN NURTURE AND WELL... NAG!
YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY THIS PAPRIKA SPICE MIX.
NAG?! THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THAT CAVEMAN MENTALITY.
BESHIDES! I ALREADY HAVE A WOMAN OVERSHEEING ERR’YTHING I DO AT HOME. I DON’T NEED ANOTHER ONE AT WORK!
OH THERESE! HAVE YOU TRIED THE GRATIN?
AH STOP TEMPTING ME! I’M ON A DIET!
YOU’RE A LOSHT CAUSE!
LUCKILY VODKA HAS NO CALORIES!
WELL, SHUIT YOURSELVES.
QUITE... CHEERS LADIES!
MY DRESS...
SHEEMS LIKE YOUR BOY CAN’T HANDLE THE BOOZE!
AHAHA! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
REMINDS ME OF MY TEENAGE YEARS, HUHU!
I BET WITH THIS CAVEMAN MENTALITY, YOU SHTRUGGLE TO PLEASHE YOUR WOMAN!
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA GO THERE?
ARE YOU?!
I CAN’T PLEASHE MY WOMAN? I CAN ONLY GUESS WHY IRENE LEFT!
DESSERT IS SERVED!
CREAMPIE! OHOHOHO!
OOOH!
LET’S DRENCH HER IN SNAPS!
HURRY UP! I WANT A GIANT SLICE OF THAT BIG GIRL!
WHERE’S THE DESSERT WINE? LOOKS... HOMEMADE. HOW CHARMING.
IT’S COMING!
GRANDMA HAS WRITTEN YOU A SONG, ISN’T THAT NICE?
LULU! DON’T GO DEAR.
COME HERE, SWEET CHILD...
DON’T BE SAD, LULU. WE ARE ALL JUST HAVING A BIT OF FUN.
ISN’T THAT TASTY? MHMM. MIAM MIAM!
HEEHEE, SORRY LITTLE LULU. I MADE YOU ALL DIRTY.
LET ME GET THAT!
OH, STOP SMOTHERING HER!
HERE, HAVE SOME CREAMPIE. YOU’LL FEEL BETTER.
SHE’S A BIG GIRL NOW!
LULU SMELL OF POO!
HAHHA! LET GO OF HER YOU DRUNK BASTARD!
C’MON, GIVE YOUR UNCLE A KISSY KISS!