Anna D’A ssaro
HOPSOLOGY
Beer Drinker’s Typology
“SASSY YET CLASSY” (PERONI)
The charming type always with the big wallet, attention seeking and what some might call a “Player”. Smelling like Armani when awake and always clean cut. He believes in late night party heaven and he moves his hands a lot when he talks. His favourite food is Cannelloni pasta and he likes singing Dean Martin songs under the shower.
“CARLING DARLING” (CARLING)
“One carling my darling” the favourite catchphrase. He never shaves, he talks a lot about his personal life and he likes the rain. The very friendly guy with the bar staff, however he doesn’t believe leaving tips is a nice thing to do...
“SNOUTY STOUTY’ (GUINNESS)
The bearded dude with the five stone belly. Entertainer , born-friendly alive chap that either washes his clothes daily or has everything duplicated. He loves old movies and greasy food. He classifies himself as an alternative and he seems to love waiting for his drink...
“THIRSTY & FIESTY” (KRONENBOURG)
She screams with sophistication when things get complicated. She likes gossip, wearing high heels and short skirts when it ‘s snowing outside. Always on the lookout for a sugar daddy but doesn’t mind a toy boy. She loves cheese and french fries before she goes to bed. She says Hi to you but she never remembers your name.
“PALE HALE� (LONDON PRIDE)
Pride of his country and cask ale fanatic, he never goes anywhere without his sense of humor but most times very conservative. He never drinks his beer without a jug and he loves making jokes about the weather. He fancies long walks and staring at crows. He always seems to have pork scratchings in his pockets...