LIFETIME SAVINGS PASS
A LARGE SELECTION OF THE MANY RESPONSIBILITIES ANTONIO NOW HOLDS, INCLUDING HAVING A JOB, PAYING FOR HIS CAR, DOING INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF SCHOOL WORK AND STUDYING, HOUSEHOLD CHORES, AND MUCH MUCH MORE.
7/15/09 - FOREVER
tony’s
†PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THE PURCHASE OF ANY OF THESE ITEMS BINDS YOU TO A LIFE LONG POSSESSION. ANY PURCHASE MAY ALSO COME WITH AN ADDITIONAL LOAD OF STRESS AND MAY POTENTIALLY MAKE YOU FEEL AS IF YOUR CHILDHOOD HAS SUDDENLY AND DRASTICALLY ENDED. THIS OFFER IS NOT LIMITED TO ONE RESPONSIBILITY PER COSTOMER. IF FEELINGS OF DISTRESS, MELNCHOLY, AND UNHAPPINESS ARE DESIRED THAN THESE PRODUCTS ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. THESE PRODUCTS DO ENTAIL HIGH MANTENANCE, MUCH CARE, AND MAY WASTE MANY HOURS OF YOUR TIME. THESE SELECTIONS EXCLUDE ANY FUN OR INTERESTING TASKS THAT MAY STILL BE A PART OF ANTONIO’S LIFE. SALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL EVERY RESPONSIBILITY IS RIDDEN OF ANTONIO AND HE NO LONGER POSSESES THE MANY HARDSHIPS THAT COME WITH THEM. BE AWARE THAT ONCE PURCHASED THESE TASKS HAVE A NO RETURN POLICY.
Like most people, as a child I was often used to my parents controlling every aspect of my life. They would drive me to where I needed to go, give me money to buy what I wanted to buy, and they even tied my own shoes until I learned how to do so on my own. Having them do so much for me meant that I had very little responsibilities; I did not have to take care of myself because my parents did that for me. Of course like most people, as I grew older my responsibilities gradually increased. I learned how to tie my own shoes, I made my own breakfast, and I even cleaned my own room. However, when I turned sixteen the new responsibilities I was given began to increase rapidly. When I eventually took my first job I began to realize these responsibilities. It suddenly became clear to me how drastically my life had changed. I could remember the times when I didn’t even have to brush my own teeth but now I was driving and had a job. Realizing all of the responsibilities that have been put on me over the years made me miss the days when I had very little responsibilities and very little in my life to stress over. I wanted my responsibilities to be taken away from me and given to someone else; I wanted to go back to when I was carefree and actually had the time to enjoy life. This is where the idea for this sales coupon came from. This shows how I felt when I had realized all of the tasks that were given to me in my life. The date that the coupon starts is July 15th which was the first day of my first job and is when I first started to realize all of the responsibilities that had been handed to me throughout the years. This day is when I realized that I really didn’t want all of the responsibilities given to me, but I had no choice but to take them. Of course everyone is given responsibilities, and I know that this is just the beginning. Having these responsibilities shows maturity and that I am capable of being independent. I know now that while all of these tasks at times are burdensome, they are also what make me a strong and self-sufficient individual who is no longer dependent on his parents to lead him through life.