DEATH WARRANT WARRANT FOR THE DEATHS OF SHI’A CLERICS GRAND AYATOLLAH AL SISTANI AND MUQTADA AL SADR BOTH OF WHOM HAVE CALLED FOR HOMOSEXUALS TO BE PUT TO DEATH AND WHOSE FOLLOWERS HAVE BEEN ONLY TOO KEEN TO CARRY OUT THEIR WISHES MAY THEY DIE AT RIPE OLD AGES AND OF NATURAL CAUSES AS FRUIT PLUCKED FROM A FLOWERING TREE TO PUCKER, PUS, BRUISE, BLACKEN, MUSH, MOULD, WITHER, SHRIVEL, HARDEN, SOFTEN, CORRODE, STINK, ROT, BLEED, LEAK, BURST, TIGHTEN, LOOSEN, DISCOLOUR, DECAY, BREAK, SPLIT, DROOP, DEHYDRATE, DRY, DRAIN, EVAPORATE, DETERIORATE, DECOMPOSE, DISPERSE, DISBAND, DISAPPEAR AND IN THEIR REMAINS LET WILD IRISES GROW