FUNNY
HR
SCREENING
CALLS
DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS REQUIRED?
Could you please introduce yourself?
RECRUITER
I am Raj, I love food, esp. Chicken Biryani and blue is my favorite color…
CANDIDATE
YES, THAT MAKES YOU THE BEST FIT FOR THE JOB What makes you a good fit for this position?
RECRUITER
I am a confident, motivated and a very proactive person. And‌.?
CANDIDATE
WOW! CAREER WITHOUT A GOAL
What are your career goals?
RECRUITER
No! Where do you see yourself in career after five years?
I want to be a good father!
Ahh! May be in your position.
CANDIDATE
DON’T EXPERIMENT WITH YOUR SKILLS
Why do you want to work as call-center executive?
RECRUITER
So that I can improve my English speaking
CANDIDATE
YOU THINK YOU ARE THE SMARTEST
What is your current salary? Sorry, I do not want to disclose my personal information.
May I know what are you offering for this job ? RECRUITER
Sorry, I do not want to disclose my company information.
CANDIDATE
DON’T BE A “I DIDN’T THINK “ GUY
When will you be able to start?
Ahh.. Gosh..! I didn’t think about it. When can I appear for the interview?
RECRUITER
Ahh…we didn’t think about it either.
CANDIDATE
YOU CAN HANDLE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING Are you legally eligible to work in this country?
Oh, are you at work now?
RECRUITER
Actually, I am not. But I can handle it.
Yes CANDIDATE
Great, soon a police officer would see you.
ISN’T IT DUMB OF YOU TO SAY SO! Why do you think we should hire you? Because I am awesome and it would be really dumb of you to not hiring me.
RECRUITER
Really? Then I prefer to be dumb.
CANDIDATE
LOVABLE STRENGTH AND WEAKNESS What are your significant strengths?
RECRUITER
Then, what are your significant weaknesses?
kick-boxing !
My Wife!
CANDIDATE
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