Hopgossip! Autumn/Winter 2019

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Tail-Enders TAIL-ENDERS We’ve been going crackers this December with amphibian and reptile themed jokes! Here are some of the sure fire winners when it comes to entertaining at your festive dinner tables! How do snakes celebrate Christmas? They hiss under the mistletoe! What do lizards like to eat with their hamburgers? French flies! Where do amphibians get the headlines? Newts at Ten!

What do you call a frog with no back legs? Unhoppy!

Tail-Enders

Can you guess what’s going on in this photo? Find out in the next issue of Hop Gossip!

© William Emmett-Mair (ARC)

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