Teddy the Spaz Man
“I was in a spelling bee, the word was Handsome. I said, ‘Handsome. T-E-D-D-Y. Handsome.’”
Teddy is one of our favorite local celebrities. He used to write for us on a fairly regular basis, but then he got some modeling gig and decided he was “all that.” The truth is … we agree! He shared some of his latest photos with us, so we could share them with you. He even wrote his own captions, because, well, that’s how Teddy rolls!
“When I hear a food wrapper.”
“Love makes me smile. And by love, I mean bacon.”
“What, you think I'm lookin' at you like this 'cause I wanna bite of your sandwich? That's ridiculous. I want the whole thing.” 20
AROUND WOODSTOCK | September 2020
“Dad was lookin' for the controller so I hollered, ‘I think she's in the kitchen!’"
