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From the Editor
So, Mr Emily thinks he can make it to the 2028 Olympics as a Break-dancer... The worst part is
I always had it in my head that August was a quiet month, especially as we don’t have kids to entertain for around 6 weeks (honestly, I take my hat off to you all!). Turns out not to be the case on many levels this August, not helped by myself, who seemed to have booked the diary down
To add insult to injury, in the month of August I had my first Over 40’s Women Health letter from the doctors – and so it begins! Obviously, there was a bureaucratic calamity which involved the surgery not having a diary going 3 weeks into the future and a blood test sheet not being supplied and me turning up at Ripley basically begging them to take blood for whatever, just to get it over with! (In all honesty, the staff were brilliant). Despite the fact that the appointment could have been done online, at home, at my own leisure, I am very thankful that we have an NHS and that these health checks exist. The alternative doesn’t bear thinking about when I consider how many people these routine check-ups have saved over the years.
Anyway, one of the highlights of August was when the Voice team went ‘Mad For It’ in Manchester for our Sarah’s Hen Do. It was a worry as to whether we were still going to be able to go after the week of riots, but after a difficult year for her we wanted to make sure we sent her into her forthcoming nuptials in the ‘right’ way and that we did! From a Steam Train Murder Mystery evening, to a fabulous Ghost Walk around the City, to a couple of nostalgic hours at the Crystal Maze and much more in between, we covered the best that Manchester had to offer in a weekend. We’ve had a turbulent few years like most businesses and had more than our fair share of difficulties for such a small, family run company but we are very fortunate with the team we have and that we are all able to do what we love. So raise a glass to Sarah and her impending doom….ooops, …I mean happiness! We certainly did!!
ROALD DAHL DAY a Journey into Imagination
13th of September is just around the corner, and that means it’s time to celebrate the splendiferous (a very Dahl like word) Roald Dahl. This day honours the author, whose stories have captivated the hearts and minds of children and adults alike, transporting us to strange worlds where anything and everything is possible…like a giant peach that’s bigger than a house.
Roald Dahl is the creator of classics like “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” “Matilda,” and “James and the Giant Peach,” to name just a few. He has given us stories filled with larger-than-life characters, and extraordinary adventures, all mixed up with more than a sprinkling of mischief and mayhem.
Dahl has also provided us with a litany of inspirational quotes…
“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
“We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.”
“There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.”
Ah…the stuff great memes are made off!
Why do we celebrate him on the 13th of September, you may ask? Because it’s Roald Dahl’s birthday, of course!
Born in Wales in1916 to wealthy Norwegian immigrant parents, his first language was actually Norwegian. His father died when Roald was 3, leaving behind a fortune that today would be the equivalent of over £8mill.
Something I’ve only just discovered is that Dahl attended Repton School in Derbyshire from the age of 13 to 18. Whilst at the school, he was not considered by his teacher to be a particularly talented writer. Ironic, eh?
School did, however, provide inspiration for many of his novels. During his time there, Cadbury would sometimes send boxes of chocolate to the school for testing and Dahl would imagine inventing new flavours… “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” anyone?
After a stint working for the oil company, Shell, where he was assigned first to Mombasa, Kenya, then to Dar es Salaam, he returned to the UK as the war drums began to sound. He served in the Royal Air Force, becoming a fighter pilot and, subsequently, an intelligence officer, rising to the rank of acting wing commander.
Although we now remember Dahl as primarily a children’s author, he did in fact write several very dark adult themed stories and his short story collection, “Tales of the Unexpected”, became a TV show of the same name. He also invented over 500 new words by scribbling down his words before swapping letters around and adopting spoonerisms and malapropisms.
Love his books or not, no one can argue that Roald Dahl was a talented chap and worthy of a day to celebrate his life and works. He was also 6’6” tall – I wonder if this was part of the inspiration behind my favourite of his books,
These articles are researched and written by Laura Billingham, a local content writer and author. Laura moved to the Peak District several years ago to pursue her passion for writing.
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AMBER VALLEY RUGBY CLUB
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On Saturday, 10th August, Amber Valley Men travelled to Wheatley Hills in Doncaster for a pre-season friendly. Unfortunately, the match was halted due to a serious injury. Despite this, we are incredibly proud of the remarkable sportsmanship and camaraderie displayed by both teams. The well-being of all players is our top priority, and swift action was taken. We’d like to thank Wheatley Hills for their understanding and support during this time. While the match ended early, the true spirit of the game was evident. We wish the injured player a speedy recovery and are eager to reschedule the match soon. The spirit of competition and respect continues to thrive. Contact Stuart at 07966 867 946
Amber Valley Women are progressing well in their pre-season, gearing up for a momentous 10th anniversary season! Kicking off the celebrations is a special pre-season memorial game, where we honor the incredible Alison Axelson, one of our very first Tigers. Alison embodied the team’s spirit, always present at training and games, and somehow never broke a nail! Our Memorial Day is a mix of emotions, but it’s all about celebrating her legacy with a thrilling game of rugby, followed by a heartfelt toast to our treasured Tiger. Here’s to a season filled with excitement and cherished memories!
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Two weeks ago, kids unleashed their inner warriors in an epic water fight, turning the playground into a battlefield of laughter and splash attacks! The water hoses, buckets, and super soakers created a scene of absolute chaos and joy. After such a thrilling showdown, the kids are now taking a well-deserved break. But the fun isn’t over yet! They’re gearing up to return to action on Sunday, 1st September, ready to dive back into training. With the energy they’ve saved up, it’s sure to be a spectacular comeback, filled with excitement and more unforgettable memories! For those interested in joining, call Paul at 07790 403 043.
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Spend seven nights in the charming Tuscan countryside, exploring the picturesque towns and cities—Florence, Siena, Pisa, and hidden gems like Lucca and San Gimignano. You will uncover some of the world's finest artistic and architectural treasures and indulge in a delicious rural lunch at a local farmhouse.
For those of you wanting to experience the heart of Tuscany, away from the city's hustle and bustle. I think this is the perfect combination. Having visited both Pisa and Florence more than once, I cannot speak highly enough of them.
Highlights of the tour
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• Explore one of the world’s finest art galleries, the Uffizi Gallery on a reserved timed visit.
• Discover one of the finest medieval cities, Siena, on a guided tour.
• Visit San Gimignano, one of Italy’s most beautiful hilltop villages.
• Marvel at the architecture in Lucca and Pisa, home of the Leaning Tower and Pisa cathedral.
This is a tour that won’t disappoint. Fly from Birmingham or Manchester on selected dates from April to September 2025.
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Method:
1. Soak the gelatine in a bowl of cold water for 10 minutes until softened. Spray a 20cm springform or loose-bottomed square cake tin with low-calorie cooking spray, then line it with cling film, leaving some overhang.
2. Put the vanilla yogurt, Greek-style yogurt, quark and vanilla extract in your food processor. Set aside 1 level tsp sweetener for the topping, then add the rest to the food processor. Pour 100ml boiling water into a jug. Squeeze the excess water from the soaked gelatine and stir the gelatine into the hot water until it completely dissolves. Add to the food processor, then pulse until smooth and well blended. Scrape the mixture into the tin and chill for 2 hours.
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Cheesecake was recently voted the UK’s favourite dessert. With this recipe, swapping the biscuit base for a yummy cinnamon crumb means you can indulge whilst still staying on plan.
3. Dissolve the jelly crystals in 150ml boiling water, add the lemon juice, then leave to cool. Scatter the blueberries over the cheesecake then pour over the cooled jelly and chill for a further 1-2 hours until set.
4. Preheat your oven to 200°C/fan 180°C/gas 6. Put the flour, oats, cinnamon, egg and remaining 1 tsp sweetener in a bowl and rub together using your fingers to make a crumble mixture. Spread this out on a baking tray lined with baking paper and bake for 10-15 minutes until crisp.
5. Remove the cheesecake from the tin, discard the cling film and evenly scatter the crumble mixture over the top. Slice into 9 equal portions to serve.
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• 1 tsp ground cinnamon
• 1 large egg yolk, plus 2 tsp egg white
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DERBYSHIRE MINERS’ HOLIDAY CAMP
The idea for a Holiday Camp for Derbyshire Miners had first been mooted in the early 1930s but it wasn’t until the 1938 Holidays with Pay Act became law that a decision to go ahead with the project was possible. The Derbyshire Miners’ Association, led by Secretary Harry Hicken, was at the forefront of the campaign so that their members could enjoy a holiday by the sea. For many having a holiday would be a completely new experience.
Money was raised by the Derbyshire Miners themselves along with contribution from the Mine Owners, the site chosen was at Winthorpe, Skegness, alongside the new Miners’ Convalescent Home which had been opened in 1928, Alfreton born Percy Bond Houfton being the Architect.
In 1939 Vic Hallam & Co of Marlpool built the camp using prefabricated sections. A technique they continued well into the 1970s as houses on Derwent Grove and elsewhere in Alfreton will testify!
The finished camp consisted of shared dormitories for children, 74 large huts, each containing four rooms, each one housing a married couple and 115 rooms for single adults or teenagers. There was also a reception area, dining area, concert hall, bars etc on site along with other entertainment facilities.
Entertainment was organised by Mike Millington (or Uncle Mike as he was known by generations of children). Camp entertainment was a simple affair involving competitions
like ‘Ideal Holiday Girl’ and adult talent competitions along with knobbly knees contests, treasure hunts, donkey races, tug of war, football and many more, including wheelbarrow races and sewing the neatest patch on someone’s backside. (The wearing of trousers for this activity was advisable!)
In later years, many professional acts visited the camp but sadly the decline of the mining industry put paid to it all and the camp closed in the late 1990s. Happy memories though for many.
On Saturday, 7th September, 2024, we will resume our programme of talks at Palmer Morwood, Hall Street, Alfreton. They start at 1pm and you will be sure of a warm welcome. They will be held every two weeks and details of the programme will be available soon. Should anyone wish to sponsor a speaker then please contact John Rayson on 07925 360 718 for further details.
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SOMERCOTES COMMUNITY SINGERS
Over 70 years of making music
Up until a short while ago Somercotes Community Singers was previously known as Somercotes Choral Society. It started in 1953 the founding Musical Director being Wilfred Clarke.
Saturday October 19th 2pm at Riddings Park Community Centre
MUSICAL DIRECTOR:
ACCOMPANIST JOHN
Wilfred died in 1967 and the Society had a succession of MD’s, probably one of the longest serving being Stuart Bradshaw.
The current MD is Neil Farley ably assisted by John Hobbs the Accompanist.
The change in name has proved to be a success and attracted several new members.
We give concerts twice a year with practice CD’s being available.
If you enjoy singing come along and give us a try, you would be made most welcome.
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Re-walking Rafa’s Rambles
6.5-MILE CIRCULAR FROM POOLSBROOK COUNTRY PARK
A longer but gentle walk for you and your dog! This fairly flat walk should take around 2½ to 3 hours. There is a range of terrain, with some muddy and uneven sections. There are also a couple of road sections, so take plenty of care and make sure you wear appropriate footwear for the conditions.
GAP IN FENCE
Flakey was out of commission this month with a foot injury, so our super subs, Michelle and Dean stepped in and stepped out on this lovely walk. They said:
“One of our favourite things to do at this time of year is get out and about, walking on a sunny day is good for the ‘sole’ and our vitamin D levels. If you’re anything like us, then we are sure you will enjoy this month’s walk as much as we did”
Thank you, Michelle and Dean!
START: POOLSBROOK COUNTRY PARK, EAST CAR PARK, ERIN ROAD (A6192) STAVELEY, CHESTERFIELD, DERBYS S43 3JU. ///CHIN.CREATE.LOOPS
1. Standing in the car park entrance with your back to the road, head diagonal left across the car park and take the footpath signposted ‘Horses This Way’. Continue with a lake on your right and cross over a footbridge. After a short distance, just after a bench, turn left to go uphill along a footpath with a hedge on either side.
2. Continue until the path bends sharp right. Follow the path around to the right and then after a short distance follow the path sharp left. Continue uphill and after a short distance bear right to continue along a tarmac lane with a fence and views to your right.
PICNIC BENCH
BENCH
3. Continue along the lane until reaching a metal kissing gate on your right. Pass through the gate and continue with a hedge on your right. After passing through a gap and continue straight downhill through some trees.
4. At the bottom of the hill, just prior to a lake, turn right. Continue with a lake on your left and then continue until leaving the lake behind and reaching a metal width restrictor. Pass through the restrictor and then turn immediately to the right across a field with a pylon.
5. After a short distance, pass through another width restrictor and turn right along a footpath. Follow this path for some distance until reaching a car park on your right.
6. Alongside the car park pass through a gap in a fence and turn immediately right. After, turn immediately left following a sign for ‘St John’s Plantation’. Cross over a main road and continue straight ahead.
7. Upon reaching a T-Junction of paths turn left. Continue for a short distance and then bear left to cross over a bridge. After the Bridge, ignore the path bearing to the right and continue straight ahead to a main road. Cross the road diagonal left and continue along a path with a lake on your left.
8. Continue to pass a recreation ground on your right. Continue ahead and then turn left over a footbridge signposted for ‘Nature Reserve’.
9. After the bridge, turn immediately right, through a gap in the fence, up some steps and through a width restrictor. Continue until reaching a lake ahead of you. Go to the right of the lake, passing a ‘Deep Water’ sign on your left. The path looks overgrown in summer months.
10. Continue ahead with the lake on your left. At the far end of the lake and as the path begins to bend around to the left, bear right and uphill passing a bench on your right.
11. Follow the path into some trees and continue through the trees for some distance until reaching a road. Turn right along the road until reaching a T-Junction of roads. At this point, cross straight over the road onto a lane through the metal pedestrian gate.
12. Continue along the lane and after some distance ignore a lane/footpath to the left. Continue for a short distance and at a T-Junction turn right along a trail.
13. After a short distance and turn left after the picnic bench along a footpath. Follow the path for some distance and then pass through a metal width restrictor.
14. After a short distance, enter some woodland. Follow the path around to the right and then steep uphill for a very short distance. Continue for some distance until reaching a major fork to the right.
15. Take the right fork going uphill. At the top pass through a gap in the fence and then continue with a fence on both sides. Upon reaching a road, turn right signposted for ‘Poolsbrook Country Park’.
16. Continue along the road for some distance. When the road begins to bend sharp left, continue straight through a gap adjacent to a large wooden gate. Turn immediately left along a trail.
17. Continue to cross over a road bridge. Continue for some distance and cross over a second road bridge. Afterwards turn immediately right signposted for ‘Poolsbrook Country Park’.
18. Continue along the footpath until reaching a single track tarmac road. Cross straight over the road and then turn immediately left, heading downhill.
19. Cross over another road and then continue to skirt around the edge of a lake on your right. Follow the lake around to return to the car park.
This walk is for illustrative purposes only. Voice Magazines Ltd takes no responsibility for anyone who chooses to follow this route and encourages all walkers to obey all byelaws and signs and to respect the area they are walking in, ensuring they pick up all dog mess and obey the countryside code at all times.
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BOOK REVIEW
There’s times when by chance you find a book written more than a century ago that takes you up and transports you to a different time and place and makes you realise while society and conventions may change, people’s passions and feelings don’t.
Summer, by Edith Wharton is the tale of Charity Royall who lives in a small town in New England, she was rescued as a child by lawyer Royall – hence her name - from a dirt poor family in the back of beyond and brought up always knowing the shame of her real family.
Charity is 17 when we meet her, rebelling against the stifling boredom of a tightly
restricted society and against the strange man she is forced to live with. Her life begins to change with the arrival of a visiting architect who lodges with the lawyer.
But this is not a simple love story. There are some very dark unsettling undercurrents which echo the ongoing story of societies where women have little power to influence their own fate. In some ways it’s strangely modern.
There are different perspectives on the characters too which adds to the absorbing complexity of the tale. A very satisfying story
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If I was Prime Minister I would……………..? (Part 7 of………?)
The volume of responses I’m getting suggest that there are a lot of people out there, in Voice Magazine land who are fed up, frustrated, and ready to ‘blow a fuse’ at any time. I’m amazed at the number of seemingly inconsequential practices that cause annoyance or downright anger.
Tom, from Eastwood, who saw a copy of the magazine whilst visiting friends in Riddings, couldn’t wait to get in touch about two issues that he feels need addressing immediately.
Firstly, whilst out walking at a reasonable pace, he is regularly having to swerve out of the way, to avoid a collision with someone coming the other way, head down, looking at their mobile phone. It’s a modern phenomenon, and one that we’ve all experienced. Tom said that he has been tempted to just stand his ground thereby ensuring an inevitable ‘coming together’ and it’s only the fear that he might end up worse off, that stops him. He has however, a very radical proposition that might be successful.
“Why not,” he suggests, “give users of mobility scooters a legally binding dispensation to escape criminal liability should they ‘accidentally’ have a fullfrontal collision with offenders?” He claims, with some justification I suspect, that this need only happen a few times before the practice ceased.
NB – Tom does say that this should not apply to those who deliberately aim their mobility scooter at someone using their phone, and then ‘ram them from the rear.’ That would remain illegal!
The other change in the law that Tom suggested is designed to ensure that we don’t end up with some of the clowns (his expression) that we’ve endured as Prime Minister in recent years. He didn’t amplify, but I reckon I’ve worked out who he may have been referring to.
Tom has a simple solution. All Prime Ministers, before being allowed to formally enter 10 Downing Street, should be made to sit a very simple, but public, aptitude test.
Finally for this month, and you’ll appreciate that when I received this, I became quite emotional, a Mrs Musings, from Newton, has contacted me. Her complaint may be a bit specific, but she suspects that other long-suffering spouses (apparently of the female variety only) would support her proposed change in the law.
She finds it very frustrating – in fact, she used language quite unbecoming of a lady – that whilst she is sitting quietly at home, either reading the paper or a book, in the background, there is invariably an annoying ‘tapping’ on a keyboard to the accompaniment of the Best of the Proclaimers or the music of Jimmy Shand (& his band!). Apparently, this leads to homicidal tendencies – currently suppressed, but….who knows? – and she has a simple solution.
Mrs Musings, whilst not wishing to be the first (I’m pleased to report!), wishes there to be a test case in which a divorce has been agreed on the grounds of mental cruelty arising from being forced to listen to loud Scottish music.
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MEMORIES OF TELEPHONES
My early memories of telephones were of using a red telephone box two streets away which contained dusty books giving people’s phone numbers and addresses and always had a peculiar smell. You had to press button A or button B to make a call.
As children, we were drilled in how to make an emergency call and always had to carry a tuppenny piece “just in case”. I kept mine in my sock.
When we finally got one in our home, it had a party line where you could hear neighbours’ conversations. We had fun ringing the speaking clock and dialling prank calls. There was always a money box next to it in the hallway to collect coins for National Children’s homes and an egg timer so you could tell how long your call was.
We now own a 1938 Bakelite telephone which was in use until the 1960s and has been converted to modern use. It has been interesting trying it out on young people. They can work out how to use the dial but cannot grasp the notion of putting the handset to their ear.
No one could have foreseen the way that telephones have developed so rapidly over the past century. From the cup and string through the switchboards and “hello girls” (who were not completely phased out until 1960), to the ubiquitous mobile phone. Telephone boxes have become repositories for unwanted books and defibrillators.
I will pose a question: have our lives been made any better by this instant communication? I do hope so. But for now, I will enjoy the feel of my Bakelite telephone and treasure the memories it evokes.
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Gardener’s Calendar
Divide perennials which form in clumps – unless it’s been very wet in the last few weeks in which case leave till spring.
Lift plants with a garden fork and shake off soil. With big clump plants you often need two garden forks back-to-back to split them and they can then be pulled into smaller chunks of root and re-homed elsewhere in the garden. Smaller plants can usually just be teased apart. If you’re going to plant some roots back into the same soil add some compost to improve the nutrient value and help them recover from the shock. Make sure to continue watering after replanting.
Pick seed pods of any flowers you want to grow again next spring. Wait for a dry day and make sure the seeds are dry. Shake the seed head onto a piece of paper and remove any detritus. Empty seeds into a paper bag, label and store in cool dry place. Dividing perennials and collecting seed equals new plants for nowt!
Keep feeding and deadheading containers and bedding. They’ll keep going till the autumn frosts.
Hardy annuals like calendula, love in a mist and any of the lovely starry ammis can be sown directly into prepared weed-free fine soil now to give them a head start for earlier flowering next summer.
Pot up strawberry runners to make more plants for next year’s crop. Again, more for nothing. Top Tip:
YOUNG BIRDS FLOCKING TO GARDEN FEEDERS ACROSS THE PEAK
Although the birdsong across the countryside and in or around gardens has largely ended, the bird activity has not. Across the Peak District and beyond, there is a host of baby and juvenile birds roaming around and seeking out bird-feeders in wildlife gardens. The young blue tits, coal tits, and great tits are especially noticeable at present, with numbers building over recent weeks. In my own garden the flocks are growing to twenty or thirty birds, mostly juveniles. Adults with childcare duties completed, are now trying to re-gain strength and condition for the winter ahead, though not all have survived. Rearing a brood of demanding blue tits for instance, is a stressful and exhausting business, and potentially fatal.
The local blackbirds are probably on their third or fourth brood of youngsters and the offspring can be seen in the garden and also in woodlands around the area too. Their dark plumage is rather like the adult female blackbird but with neck, belly, and breast somewhat speckled almost like a thrush, (and of course the blackbird is one of the thrush family). Young robins, also closely related, also sport speckled plumage and lack the red breast of the adults. The reason for the latter is that if the juveniles did have the red breast, it would trigger the adults’ aggressive reactions to an intruder. Indeed, simply placing a red sphere in a robin’s territory will often make it go into attack mode! Anyway, going back to the blackbirds, one of my youngsters appeared this week and seemed to be a newly-fledged bird. Its behaviour was completely different from
that of the older juveniles, which now seem quite independent, and was pursuing the female parent around the garden and ceaselessly demanding to be fed. Calling, gaping, and fluttering all at once, I wonder how long this will continue before the adult sends the baby on its way. Very soon these birds will be flocking up and heading for hedgerows and the woodland edges of the wider countryside were they will feast on hawthorn berries and blackberries, or perhaps the rowan trees of the moorland fringes with their rich pickings of bright red berries. Then, once these are exhausted, the birds will return to gardens for pyracanthas and cotoneasters, and by November into December they will be joined once again by wintering flocks of European blackbirds, along with redwings, and fieldfares too. The hedges along disused railway lines, now access trails, are rich hunting grounds for these wintering birds, and I wonder if we will experience another wonderful influx of waxwings as we did last year. The Monsal Trail at Hassop was definitely the place to be last winter!
Tawny owls have been very vocal in recent weeks, and it is the newly-fledged young owlets that are causing all the fuss. The parents will have two or maybe three young birds stationed in the treetops and calling to each other and to the adult birds as they learn how to survive and to fend for themselves. But it will be a good while before the juveniles are able to cope alone in the big, wide world. In the meantime, the parents will be kept busy feeding themselves and their growing youngsters.
FEMALE BLACKBIRD
FEMALE BLACKBIRD
JUVENILE BLUE TIT
JUVENILE BLACKBIRD
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