From the Editor
Hello Readers!!
Did everyone enjoy October, which was over in the blink of an eye? Just one more blink and it’ll be Christmas!!
Couple of bits to update you on this month. First things first, forget Kate and Wills, the wedding of the century went off without a hitch – well except their hitch!! Sarah and Neil had a wonderful day, much food and drink was consumed by all and we certainly felt very honoured to be a part of their special day. They were even lucky enough to bag the only day in the whole week, that it didn’t rain. That’s got to be a good omen for the future?!
Usual busy month here both at work and personally but I don’t suppose anything is new with that! But what is new, coming in January, is a new look and revamp to the magazines, and yet still more newness before that, we are putting together a lovely 4-page Christmas pull out in December. This is not like a feature we have done before. This is going to include lots of Christmas silliness and a chance to win a rather special prize!! Make sure you tune in next month and all will be revealed.
I often find November to be quite the poignant month, not only because of the changing of the season but because of Remembrance Sunday. ‘Lest We Forget’ continues to be an important reminder to us all and our freedom today is only assured because of the bravery of many yesterday. With this in mind, I’ve included a lovely article in all editions this month from Bakewell Heritage. Like all our Heritage articles, it is written by a wonderful volunteer local to that area but I wanted to share it with everyone this month. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Right, I’m off to hold my eyelids open, Clockwork Orange style as I’m really really really not ready
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ASMR - A BALANCE OF REACTIONS
This month, our magazine covers are based on a unique art style…layered paper art. It’s bold, textural, and for some, quite polarising. People like Emily, MD of Voice Magazines, who has visual misophonia, find these kinds of visual stimuli incredibly off-putting…in fact they make her shudder.
Visual misophonia is triggered by certain patterns, repetitive movements, or high-contrast visuals, and it’s fascinating how it affects one’s perception of art. To Emily, these layered pieces evoke a sense of agitation and discomfort rather than appreciation.
On the flip side, there are those who find this layered art quite soothing, almost like a visual version of ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response).
Just as some experience “tingles” from soft sounds like whispering or tapping, certain visual patterns can create that same calming sensation. The intricate details and layering of paper art can feel almost hypnotic, giving viewers a sense of peace and relaxation.
So why do people react so differently? It all comes down to how we’re wired. For someone like Emily, these designs trigger a heightened discomfort, almost like nails on a chalkboard but for the eyes! For others, this type of art can feel serene, like watching waves ripple or leaves fall—drawing them into a meditative state.
Just like ASMR isn’t for everyone (see below), neither is layered paper art. While some find comfort in these complex visuals, others are more likely to feel irritation or sensory overload. It’s a testament to how diverse our responses to art can be.
Personally, I find the layered paper art intriguing. It might not hit the mark for everyone, but there’s something beautiful about how art can evoke such strong, contrasting reactions. Whether you love it or can’t stand it, it’s certainly a conversation starter!
What do you think? Do these kinds of designs make you feel relaxed, or do they grate on your senses?
And how about the trend for ASMR focused videos? I may appreciate the idea of layered paper art, but I really don’t understand why anyone would want to watch a video of someone whispering into a microphone, or chomping and crunching through food, or tapping a nail on a countertop (or any of the other things ASMR video makers create).
Quite the opposite, in fact, I find them incredibly irritating, and people with auditory misophonia (often triggered by the sounds of others eating) would find a sound clip focused on someone chomping and crunching the very reverse of therapeutic and calming.
So, whilst ASMR videos do nothing for me, I know people who find some relief from these videos and I’m all for personal choices. Somewhere out there, right now, someone is making another video aimed at soothing someone else… and that’s actually kind of nice…isn’t it?
A note to the Voice design team though…maybe, stay away from layered paper art for future covers!
These articles are researched and written by Laura Billingham, a local content writer and author. Laura moved to the Peak District several years ago to pursue her passion for writing.
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GRANDAD WERE YOU IN THE WAR?
‘Yes lad, I was part of the allied invasion of France, the D-day landings, as it became known. It began on 6th June 1944. Troops set off from the south coast of England and landed on the French beaches. We needed to repel the German army, stop them from coming over here. D-day was a real turning point in WWII.’
Grandad sits in a chair his walking stick tapping on the floor. He chuckles, ‘I was only a young ‘un when I joined the Allied forces.’
‘Who were the Allied Forces?’ asks the boy.
‘The countries who didn’t agree with what the German forces were doing, the ones who supported Britain. Many countries joined the allies, but the forces involved in the D-day landings, were Britain, Canada and America. There were two plans, the D-Day landings, code name Operation Overlord, but we had a second one called Fortitude. Operation Fortitude was meant to fool the Germans into thinking we would cross the channel and land at Calais.’
‘Fool them?’
‘Yes, Fortitude was devised deliberately to mislead the Germans. The British transmitted and broadcast false messages from radio stations in Kent. We built fake army camps with dummy tanks and aircraft, to give the impression the invasion was going to be across the channel to Calais. It worked. The Germans concentrated their most powerful force, the 15th Army, in the
Calais area. That left the Normandy coast that we intended to go to protected by the smaller, 7th Army.’
‘What happened?’ the boy whispers.
‘Oh, we was all on edge. The Normandy coast is further south and that was our real target you see.’ Grandad leans forward. ‘It was dark when my convoy set off. Packed in like sardines we were, tossed all over the place, I was thinking that any minute we’d capsize.’
‘Were you frightened?’
‘Lad, I were terrified, but we were soldiers. We arrived, the ramps dropped, and the doors opened. We were supposed to land on the beach, but we were yards away. We had to wade chest deep holding our guns in the air through swirling waves. Flashes of mortar bombs, bursting shells, gun fire, erupted around us as we reached the beach. Heavy black smoke hung in the air, choking us and blotting out the early morning sun.’
Grandad pauses and shakes his head.
‘There were so many casualties, in places the sea ran red with blood. A shell exploded right next to me, the blast knocked me right off my feet. I was covered in sand. The smell of explosive was all round. I’ll never forget that smell. I ran past bodies of the lads who beat us ashore. It dawned on me then that a few seconds or just a few steps can mean the difference between life and death.’ He pauses.
‘They fought us hard on the beach where I landed, but we did it.’
He laughs.
‘Then about 5 o’clock, we were resting waiting for orders when a woman came out of a house at the top of the beach. She collected her washing from the line, then disappeared inside again, calm as you please. We all burst out laughing. The house stood right in the middle of the fighting. She must have been in there all that time.’
The boy sits, his head full of images of the D-day landings and all his Grandad has told him. He thinks about the beaches in France, the fierce battles, the brave soldiers fighting for their country and the terrible casualties on the day the sea ran red.
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GHOST OR NO GHOST?
It’s the Halloween season when thoughts of the supernatural and things that “go bump in the night” enter people’s imagination. As with many things there is always another side to the story! So for a change, I thought I would relate stories of “non–ghosts“ and other strange events which turned out to be nothing of the sort.
The first tale is about one of the local churchyards. It happened early in the last century. People reported seeing a white shrouded figure rising up, at dusk, behind the tombstones. Some parishioners refused to walk through the churchyard at all, a feeling of things beyond human understanding began to have an effect on everyone. The vicar, of course was probably expected to do something about it. Unfortunately, the spectre turned
out to be the vicar’s brother! I’m afraid I don’t know what happened to the faux ghost!
This next story is a cautionary tale. Do not get upset by dreams they may mean nothing. My grandmother had 2 sisters, my great aunts. One of these ladies had 2 children, a boy and a girl. One night she dreamt she was walking through a graveyard and on a tombstone saw her son’s name “age at death 32 years”. The dream was vivid, and her son was only about eighteen! This dream lived with her until he was well passed the doomed birthday. In fact, he lived to be 94 and died after falling down while dancing at a New Year’s Eve party!
My father was brought up in Skegby. He lived on Buttery Lane. Opposite the houses, as now, were
fields and open land. Horses were in one of these fields. One day a violent storm with sensational streaks of lightning hit Skegby. One of the horses received a direct hit. A brown line ran down the poor animal’s body where the strike had made its way to earth. My father and a few friends, all about 12 or 13 years old noticed that quite a number of ladies and young girls were coming to view the dead horse and, deciding to have a little fun, hid in some bushes and made a noise of a whinnying horse about to bolt giving the ladies a real scare thinking the horse was returning to life – Frankenstein – like!! The boys were discovered and suitably admonished! Probably a “clip round the ear’ole”.
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Re-walking Rafa’s Rambles
I have been trying to dig this walk out for a while and eventually found it! It’s a great walk for this time of year with a lovely mix of trails and cross country walking, with some cracking views. The Teversal Visitors Centre is a good stop for a drink and maybe a bite to eat.
Flake is back and firing on all four furry cylinders (paws) after his recent injury and gave the walk four paws, big licks and a waggy tail. I’m not sure exactly what that means but I’m pretty sure he loved it!
6 1/2 MILE CIRCULAR WALK FROM TEVERSAL VISITORS CENTRE
A moderate walk which should take you and your dog around 3 hours to complete. There is a section of road so please take care, however most of the walk is on paths and trails. Please wear appropriate footwear, especially if it has been wet! And, as always, follow the countryside code.
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1. With the visitor centre on your left, walk through the car park and on through the ‘Teversal Coal Garden’. After a short distance bear right adjacent to a metal gate and continue along a footpath.
2. After a very short distance at a ‘T’ junction of paths turn right along a trail signposted for ‘Skegby’. After some distance pass underneath a metal bridge and then continue straight along the trail.
3. Further on you will pass over a road bridge and then after some distance you will pass a wooden signpost on your right reading ‘Link Trail’. At this point bear left and continue along another trail.
4. After some distance you will pass underneath a metal bridge and then further on you will cross over a road bridge. Continue along the trail until reaching a road. Cross straight over the road, pass through a width restrictor and bear left to continue uphill. After some distance pass through a width restrictor beside a wooden gate and turn left onto another trail.
5. After a short distance pass over a crossroads of trails. Continue straight for some distance, ignoring a stile on your right, until reaching a crossroads of footpaths. At this point turn left onto a path alongside a field, with a hedge on your left.
6. Continue to cross the field and reach a road. Continue straight along the road, keeping your eyes peeled for a signposted footpath and a gap in the hedge on your left. Turn left along the footpath and continue straight to cross a field with a hedge on your right. At the far side of the field pass through a gap to cross straight over a road and through a gap into another field.
7. Continue straight to cross an open field, pass through a gap to cross another open field and then pass through another gap to cross another open field. At the far side enter a small wooded area and cross over the ‘Rowthorne Trail’. Then take a slight diagonal left to cross an open field.
8. Continue to cross a wooden footbridge into some woodland. Continue along the woodland path and uphill through the woodland area. At the
top of the hill you will come out of the woodland. Continue straight ahead to cross an open field. At the far side of the field pass through a gap in a stone wall and continue along the path between two houses.
9. Pass through a large wooden gate and onto a lane. Turn left along the lane for a short distance and then turn right over a stile onto a signposted footpath.
10. Continue straight to cross an open field and upon reaching a hedge bear left keeping the hedge on your right. Continue straight for a short distance and then pass through a gap to continue with a hedgerow on either side. At a split in the path bear left and continue until you reach a brick built bridge. Just prior to crossing the bridge turn left and down some steps onto a trail below.
11. Turn right along the trail and after some distance pass underneath an arch bridge. Further on you will cross over a road bridge and then after a small distance you will see a finger board signpost on your right. At this point bear left and then right to cross over a wooden footbridge. Continue ahead and back to the visitor centre car park.
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In every group we meet on our travels there will be at least one person who worked in the hosiery trade either as a seamer, a finisher, a dyer, an examiner or someone who sewed the seams into stockings. People still remember the shops or market stalls which provided the service of invisible mending for fine stockings. They were too expensive to discard just for a ladder.
A question I always ask is “What did you do if you couldn’t afford stockings?” People invariably answer and tell me about drawing a line up the back of your leg with a pencil or dying your legs to make them look like you were wearing stockings.
We have heard a multitude of things used for staining the legs: gravy browning, coffee, tea, soil and, the strangest of all, rubbing in red sand. I often wondered if dogs would come and lick your legs, but no one remembers that. Talking about suspenders also provokes many memories: if you lost the little white button, you could replace it either with an aspirin, or a coin, usually a
sixpence. I had a story from a woman who used to hold her stockings up with three sixpences, so she always had one and six for her bus fare home!
They have never completely gone out of fashion, and we met a man at Tibshelf a couple of weeks ago who still repairs the machines used for manufacturing stockings.
The wearing of nylon stockings still evokes a feeling of postwar euphoria. They have always stood for the opposite of scarcity, austerity and making do.
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THE FUNGUS SEASON
Wet weather and falling temperatures, make Autumn the mushroom season. Though hugely important as they breakdown dead organic matter, recycling nutrients into new life, fungi are frequently unseen biodiversity. Now, often following early frosts, fungal fruiting bodies (mushrooms or toadstools) suddenly appear in grasslands, woodlands, and gardens. The latter may be particularly rich if you use forest-bark or woodchip-mulch which fungi love. The mushroom or toadstool is just the fruiting body like fruit on a fruittree. The business end of the fungus is the almost invisible massed hyphae, which power the ecological world. Some of these unseen fungi form so-called mycorrhizas with great trees to help their nutrition and survival. Fungi scavenge soil around old trees and pass vital mineral nutrients into their roots; by way of return fungi gain sugars from arboreal photosynthesis. Neither plants nor animals but are a separate kingdom of fungi, they are probably more closely related to animals than to plants. Because of these remarkable relationships, searching under old oaks, beeches, birches, and pines, is a good way to find autumn mushrooms. When they appear, depends on weather with frosts, warmth, and moisture, all important.
I spotted a fungus or mushroom known as Spindleshank (one of the ‘toughshanks’) or scientifically, Collybia fusipes in a local ancient woodland. This parasitic fungus grows on the basal roots of deciduous trees like oak, and identification was by my friend Dr Paul Ardron. As explained, the ‘mushroom’ is merely the fruit-body of the fungus the hyphae of which are inside the wood of the roots breaking them down. Underneath the cap of this mushroom, the gills bearing reproductive spores, are distinctively widely spaced. This parasite potentially causes root-rot in deciduous trees, especially oaks and beeches, both of which are in this woodland. It may cause dieback of the tree’s crown, and occasionally they also attack conifers. The spindles (with stems swollen but then tapering sharply towards the base) and which give the fungus its common name, are generally hidden under soil and root-wood. When young mushroom clusters emerge, they look rather like a mass of copper nails. Mushroom enthusiasts are frequently interested in finding and eating them (which can be risky) and whilst the Spindleshank is noted in guidebooks as ‘edible’ it is also described as ‘not worthwhile’ on account of its toughness.
Another find was a southern Bolete toadstool (Boletus radicans) and it has turned up abundantly under beech trees. This is a spectacularly large, colourful, but sadly inedible mushroom. The massed growths on the tree-roots look almost brain-like when they emerge en masse. The Boletes are characterised by incredibly complex organic chemicals, some of which are hallucinogenic and others seriously (sometimes deadly) poisonous. This particular species turns bright sky-blue when cut open as the organic chemicals react with the air’s oxygen to oxidise and change colour. This toadstool is spreading northwards perhaps driven by climate change. Whatever the reason, it is becoming more common. As we head into November, more and more exciting and interesting mushrooms will appear, although heavy frosts may bring things to a close rather sharply.
Growing in mown grassland and feeding on animal dung are a range of fungi called the ‘Inkcaps’ including the ‘Lawyer’s Wig’. These auto-digest their own mushroom cap to produce a black spore-rich black fluid once used as ……. ink.
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This is a good time for pruning most types of roses, including climbers which will flower on shoots grown the same spring. You can cut them back fairly hard.
Tulip planting time is on us. Plant them deep if you want them to flower year after year, but even if they’re just going in for one glorious show, do plant them at least six inches and if you have heavy or clay soil add sand for drainage – they don’t like sitting in clag.
November is also clear-up and prep time. Bubble wrap your terracotta pots. Terracotta absorbs moisture which means in freezing conditions they’re quite liable to crack as the water expands into ice. Gather leaves for leaf mould – a good element of compost. Run the mower or shears over them to give them a head start and pile into a heap, a simple container from chicken wire would do. Cut back oregano and chives which have gone to seed to give them room to grow early.
Don’t leave old plastic pots lying around in the garden unless you’re a lover of slugs. They make a great winter hiding place for the voracious little beasties and you’ll regret your lack of housekeeping come the spring.