Voice Magazines - Alfreton & Villages Edition - September 2023

From the Editor

Dear Readers,

I’m not sure why in particular – maybe it’s the ladies football, maybe it’s the back to school front covers and articles, maybe I’m just feeling old! Whichever way, I’m feeling particularly nostalgic at the moment. I follow quite a few history pages on the Book of Face (especially the ones that write for us!) and quite a few of the groups release old school pics as well as pictures of local people and the area in general. I’m terrible for taking pictures (or rather not taking pictures) – maybe I should make it this years’ new years resolution?! Anyhoo, I digress! All this retro stuff got me thinking about new school year prep and specifically my early years pertaining to sports in school.

The school prep was interesting in the 90’s, the attire alone was an ordeal. Clumpy kickers heels (as big as was allowed #eyeroll), paired with some kind of Victorianesque abomination of a long heavy skirt (that could have just been me though, mother is a big fan of period dramas!! #doubleeyeroll) and a massively over-sized puffa jacket. The obligatory pencil case and new bag shopping was a highlight of the 6 weeks holidays for me but not being able to sleep the night before due to nerves was horrid – totally over it now though, not scarring at all!!

Another thought that sprung to mind about school was when I was following the Lionesses (both last year for the Euro’s and this years World Cup) and how many of them had faced prejudice at school when playing football. Until I turned into a surly teenager, I loved sport, most sports to be honest and couldn’t play enough of them. I was very fortunate at Junior school to have some amazing teachers both male and female, who were big advocates of girls partaking in the same sports as boys and vice versa. I recall the wonderful Mr Burton encouraging me to train with the boys football team after school, which Mr Bamford coached (who was equally as encouraging) much to the boys annoyance. I really loved it but then shamed myself by catching a ball instead of heading it into the goal

from a corner – absolutely mortified, not sure I went back after that!! I also remember Mrs Ingram being equally as encouraging to the boys to join in with the Netball team –which was unheard of before her.

These are the things that stick with you in those formative years – tolerance and acceptance - and whilst I can appreciate that this was only my experience, it really bothers me that not everyone has that same experience. When did it change? Why should it be different for girls and women? Don’t even get me started on Mary Earps and Nike and why her shirt isn’t available to purchase!? SHE WON THE GOLDEN GLOVE! Before anyone even thinks it, it is about nothing else other than commercialisation and sales and they didn’t think they’d sell enough of her shirts to warrant production – not so bothered about equality then are you Nike?! And whilst we’re on the outrage train – let’s also take a second to have a think about how all our senior dignitaries have no trouble clearing the diaries for male football events held in recent times, whereas our Lionesses will have to make do with ‘rousing’ PR video….hmmmm! Thank goodness for the Spanish Monarchy putting in an appearance!

I can’t change the world anymore, I probably can’t even change your perception on this, if it’s different to mine but if I had been lucky enough to have a child and they had wanted to set the world alight, they would have had no bigger champion in their corner, regardless of their gender. Afterall, we’re all only guests here for a short while, is it not our duty to ‘do better’ for each generation that follows us?

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Back to School - Old Style!

As the new school year starts, I thought I’d take a look at what back to school meant in the 1970s/80s when I went to school.

Back to school preparation in the 70s and early 80s always started in the last couple of weeks of the summer holidays with the obligatory trip to Marks and Spencer’s for navy knickers and a selection of socks. For the younger readers, the sturdy navy (or sometimes dark green) knickers were an absolute necessity under the (very) short, pleated skirts we girls had to wear for sports lessons. Their size and construction, being of thick stretch fabric, not only preserved one’s dignity but also kept your bum warm - particularly on those cold, wet days on the hockey pitch!

School uniforms were, for the most part, obligatory, but I don’t recall that schools sold their own branded clothes as seems to be the case now; rather there was a strict code of colours and styles that were purchased from “recommended suppliers”. School ties for both girls and boys were pretty standard (mine was black and gold stripes) and the school badge was available as a sew-on for blazers.

A new school bag, pencil case (or box), and various items of stationery were on the “must buy” list and were the chance for kids to inject a bit of personality into proceedings. I particularly remember things like “troll” pencil toppers, pencil cases that zipped all around and had pens, pencils, protractors, set squares and the like all secured by elastic strips. And those biros with multiple coloured ends… oh, and scented rubbers (erasers) - I can only wonder why we thought they were a good idea!

The only “tech” most 70s and early 80s school kids possessed was a calculator; if you were really fancy, that would be a “scientific calculator”, which enabled you to calculate sines, cosines, and logarithms, And who remembers carefully covering the new exercise books in wallpaper? Often using the

reverse side to hide how hideously garish the “right” side was! I seem to recall woodchip and brown parcel paper were often used because of the lack of pattern. A lack we usually rectified with our own artwork.

Once in the classroom, there were chalkboards and sometimes overhead projectors which used transparent sheets of plastic, often bearing text and images hand drawn by the teacher. Interactive whiteboards, computers, tablets, laptops - in fact, much of the technology now common in schools were still a long way off. Even watching an educational TV programme or video generally involved wheeling in the school’s TV and video player on a custom-built trolley, a TV which was probably shared by a year group, if not the entire school.

If you’ve read this article nodding your head and reminiscing, you are probably of a similar age to me. Our school days are well and truly behind us, and we look back with rose-tinted glasses at our past…even our school days!

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ALFRETON & DISTRICT HERITAGE TRUST A LOOK BACK IN TIME – ALFRETON HORSE FAIR

harnesses, leathers and whips, others displaying the wares of corn dealers and feeding stuffs, whilst others exhibited horse blankets, coverings, and ribbons. There was even a brand-new cart on which was displayed drawings and pictures of all types of new and fashionable carts and drays, from small pony traps to big hay carts, all of which could be made to a customer’s requirements. Nearby was a wheelwright demonstrating his craft by fitting a steel rim to a wooden wheel amid a cloud of hissing steam. Down another street a Blacksmith and his apprentice were busy shoeing a constant stream of horses whilst working from a large coke brazier, brought to life by a youth working a pair of bellows.

Our account takes us back to one early morning in late September 1925 and for two young Alfreton boys, awaking to the sound of horses’ hooves, there was a great sense of excitement and joy as this heralded the start of the annual Horse Fair. Their home overlooked King Street which along with the Market Place and the High Street was used to exhibit the horses. At that time the horse reigned supreme and at the Fair there were all types of breeds from the Shires, heads held high with mane and tail tied and plaited with coloured ribbons, to the small Welsh Cobs and Shetland Ponies, impatient to be let off to show their paces.

The early part of the day was spent by the ostlers in grooming the horses, some of which must have travelled during the hours of darkness, the kerosene lamps still alight. Some youths were busy carting hay and straw and others bringing pails of water, slopping most of it as they went. The town was truly, a hive of activity.

Hundreds of horses had arrived, the earlier arrivals taking the better sites and the others down the side or back streets away from the main dealing activity. All the trades associated with horses were represented. Several displaying

Horses were everywhere, all restlessly waiting for business to begin. Business was pure and simple, the buying and selling of horses. Many of the dealers were as interesting as their horses, dressed in many strange garbs and speaking in strange dialects. They were to us small boys, tough, heroic figures as they swaggered around and staggered in and out of the pubs who were doing a roaring trade!

There was tremendous excitement everywhere and the yelling and shouting increased as horses on long reigns cantered up and down the streets, youths in knee breeches running gracefully alongside. There were some arguments with lots of shouting over deals but in other corners real pounds were quietly handed over and with a handshake the deal was done. Gradually, as the horses disappeared, we went home, our pockets bulging with pennies and half-pennies willingly earned during the day. Our day wasn’t finished though, from our garden shed we collected a shovel and some sacks to collect the horse droppings to sell to the town allotment holders. The pubs were still very busy, and it was getting dark, suddenly two little boys found they were tired and hungry so back home we went. Our adventures over.

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of the vegetables and roast for 30-35 minutes or until the pork’s cooked.

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This month’s walk is perfect for a Sunday afternoon stroll. Which is just what we did! With loads of variety, great views and an easy to find carpark to start from, you can see why we thought is was a classic. As we said last month Rafa has retired and is enjoying putting his paws up, with Flake taking over the reins. Rafa has loved hearing your suggestions for the new walk title and would like to thank everyone who has written in. We are going to give it another month before we unveil the new name, so there is still time to get your suggestions in.

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BACK TO SCHOOL MEMORIES

September is the time of year that signals the end of the freedom of summer holidays and the start of a new school year.

I remember as a child when children trudged to their new classrooms in squeaky shoes and blazers several sizes too big because they would “grow into it”.

Milk arrived during the morning in a crate outside the school entrance in small bottles that held a third of a pint. It was at the mercy of the elements so in winter it froze, and the silver tops lifted off as the milk expanded upwards from the bottle. The crate had to be put next to the radiator to defrost. Worse was in summer when the milk became tepid sometimes with curdled cream. Occasionally you might find holes in the silver tops which had been pecked by blue tits getting at the cream. I was never a milk monitor, or any other sort of monitor, but their job was to distribute a bottle to each child in the class at morning break, together with a small straw.

School milk continued until 1971 when Margaret Thatcher earned the nickname of “Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher” by ending the provision of free school milk.

School dinners were again contentious. Free for poorer children, subsidised for others. I remember the large aluminium serving dishes and the water jugs. Chocolate concrete and pink custard, Manchester tart and frog spawn tapioca. Lumpy mashed potato, stringy beans and globby gravy. I rather enjoyed them.

The food was served by kindly dinner ladies who smelled like cigarette smoke and mint imperials and supervised after lunch in the playground and nap time for little ones in put-up beds in the hall.

When we do our “Mealtime Memories” session with All Around the Shire, we often hear reminiscence about back-toschool memories. Invariably milk and school dinners feature frequently. What do you remember?

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Awk ward... but over at Voice HQ barely an hour passes without one of us ut tering one of the phrases below Anywho, my bad!

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Is it me or…..

……….perhaps it’s just my age, but there are now lots of little, some would say inconsequential, things in the modern world that trouble me. You see, in my youth I was brought up to always do as I was told, and to be polite and respectful. You know the kind of thing, say ‘please and thank you’, eat your greens, never fart in a crowded lift, respect your elders, and always walk on the outside of a girl/lady when on the pavement etc., etc.

Now, and I know this is only language, but when I go to the pictures and am advised that before the ‘show’ begins, there is just enough time for me to grab a treat from the concession stands in the foyer, I roll my eyes and can feel the blood beginning to rise.

You see, putting aside for a moment the fact that I’d support any politician proposing to put forward a Private Members Bill outlawing the practice of eating and drinking in cinemas, as the noise of crunching and slurping is highly offensive to the senses, it is the use of the verb ‘grab’.

When I was but a lad, if my parents had seen me coming out of a shop carrying a bag of crisps and heard me say that I’d simply gone in to grab a snack, they’d have sent me back in to either pay for or return the crisps. If I close my eyes, I can hear them now, “………you don’t ever GRAB things Michael!”

Other modern phrases/uses of language that annoy me include: -

Why is it that nowadays youngsters (and occasionally, the not so young) when they are really looking forward to something, say that they are ‘super’ excited? Whatever happened to the adjective ‘very’?

When asked a question that simply requires a yes or no response, why do so many people simply say “Absolutely” when in the affirmative but “Absolutely not” as a negative?

As for the phrase ‘my bad’, which didn’t make sense to me when I first saw it – but I’m now enlightened! –what’s wrong with “It’s my fault?”

Whilst I’m having a rant, the next time I hear an individual or organisation commit to ‘……..reaching out’ to me, I swear I’ll take off all my clothes and run all the way from Alfreton up through South Normanton to Junction 28. Don’t tempt me. It wouldn’t be fair on the people who live on that stretch of road.

On a similar topic, I have trouble with some of the phraseology used by mainly right wing (although not exclusively) media outlets and view headlines such as ‘Fury in the Cabinet’, ‘Boris dumbfounded’, ‘Jacob Rees-Mogg blasts whoever’, ‘Fury with the BBC’, ‘Farage outrage’ etc. as simply being inflammatory.

Right, having got that off my chest, I’m going to treat myself to a lie down in a darkened room and try to establish why it is that marmalade is called marmalade and not orange jam!

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Butterflies galore across North Derbyshire and the Peak

very so often to feed on nectar at ground level. Generally, quite rare they seem to have increased. However, both species are hard to spot until you get your eye in, and so are certainly worth watching out for.

Silver-Washed Fritallary

I suspect that 2023 will go down as a remarkable year for our region’s butterflies. Whilst the weather has frequently been wet and cool, there have been some hot sunny periods too. Whatever the cause, the conditions have triggered the spread of many of our butterfly species. Some of these changes, such as the now commonplace speckled wood, are clearly long-term movements northwards. The holly blue is another formerly uncommon insect that is now one of our most frequent fliers in woods, parks, and gardens. Other changes see one species (like wall brown) drop and another close relative (say, hedge brown) increase. The reasons are not always obvious and may relate to weather and climate, to habitat loss or condition, or even to parasites and diseases. The ringlet is a grassland species that has increased in numbers dramatically. But this year has witnessed some remarkable occurrences with for example, fritillary butterflies doing well across the region. One stunning species, the silver-washed fritillary, has done well in wooded parts of the Peak, such as the Dales, but also in the eastern parts of North Derbyshire like Whitwell Wood.

Records have come in north to Sheffield’s southern fringe. This is a very large, orangebrown butterfly and a strong flier, and so is very noticeable, and worth recording. Less so, but also doing very well are two species of the upper tree canopy, the purple hairstreak on oaks, and the white-letter hairstreak on elms. These rather small butterflies flit around the high treetops where the males hold territories and await their females but descend

The Comma is a member of the spectacular Vanessid butterflies, which include red admiral, peacock, and painted lady, and this is a species which is much increased in recent decades. All this group routinely feed on Buddleia which again makes them easy to spot and to count. Other less commonly seen butterflies are the moth-like skippers and whilst there are several species, the most likely to be seen are small skipper, large skipper, and the relatively recent arrival, the Essex skipper. Another stunning species also increasing, is the bright sulphur-yellow brimstone. However, this insect may be restricted by its larval foodplants, the alder buckthorn and buckthorn. Because of this, many butterfly enthusiasts are now actively planting these shrubs in suitable places such as parks and gardens.

Whilst planting foodplants in suitable places helps species to spread naturally, there is also a movement of ‘guerrilla lepidopterists’ now actively introducing rare butterflies to new sites. These places are generally sites that once held them or at least where the enthusiasts think they should be (which is not always the same thing!) Most introductions simply fail and some, like speckled wood, probably get ‘lost’ within the natural spread that is occurring. However, the actively remains contentious with some experts resigned to it happening and others pretty much opposed. There are also, of course, officially sanctioned introduction programmes which are formally planned, funded, and monitored. The guerrilla lepidopterists say these are too little and too slow. I will leave you to make up your own minds!

Professor Ian D. Rotherham, researcher, writer, broadcaster on wildlife and environmental issues in the Peak District and elsewhere, is contactable on ianonthewildside@ukeconet.org. Follow his website

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Gardener’s Calendar

Lots of this year’s planting will keep going right up till the first frosts, so it’s always worth continuing to deadhead and feed your pots and baskets until then.

But if you’re looking for some autumn colour to fill bare patches, heleniums come in a gorgeous range of reds, yellows and oranges. Keep them well watered and add some garden compost to the soil. Sedums are also lovely and bright and both should survive over the winter. Autumn heathers provide good value – but do remember they need ericaceous compost.

As the weather starts to cool, cut off remaining trusses from tomatoes and bring them indoors to ripen.

Pot up tender perennials such as fuchsias and osteospermum which you want to keep and bring them indoors into cool rooms to overwinter. You can also take cuttings, taking about 3 to 4 inches, cutting below a joint and taking off all but the top leaves, dip in rooting compound and push into potting compost around the edge of a small pot. Again you can leave outdoors until the frosts threaten but then bring in for winter.

Rake the thatch from lawns, aerate with a garden fork and re-seed while there is still warmth in the ground to help the seed take.

Plant bare root wallflowers