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Taskmaster NZ, at 8:40pm
6am Breakfast 0 9am Lingo 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Give Us a Clue PGC Local celebrities must mime out titles and more before time runs out. 0 8:20 Lotto 8:25 Give Us a Clue PGC Continued. 0 8:30 F Location, Location, Location A catch up with Emily and Dustin, who had to leave Emily’s parents home, and find out if Sarah and Ian did settle in Balham. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:30 Transplant 16 0
Thursday
12:25 Under the Dome MVC 0 1:10 Te Karere 3 1:35 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3
6am Les Mills Born to Move 3 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Body Attack 3 0 10:10 Home and Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PGC 3 0 11:10 Charmed MV 0 Noon M Planning on Forever 2022 Romance. Alec Santos. 0 1:45 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:35 Sabrina the Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 0 5:05 The Simpsons 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 MasterChef Australia – Fans and Faves PG The cooks must be inventive when they reimagine the humble fruit salad. 0 8:40 Taskmaster NZ 16L Jeremy Wells sets tasks that are designed to test and torment a line-up of comedians. 0 9:40 Guessable 16L Two celebrity teams compete to identify the famous name or object inside a box. Hosted by British comedian Sara Pascoe. 0 10:40 Girls5eva M 3 0 11:45 Have You Been Paying Attention? M 3 0
Thursday
12:40 Wentworth 16VLC 3 0 1:30 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:55 Infomercials 2:50 Police Code Zero 16L 3 0 3:35 Heroes MV 3 0 4:15 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials
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The Block NZ – Redemption, at 7:30pm
6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am Noon Ready to Love M 0 1pm M Her Son’s Secret M 3 2018 Thriller. Olivia d’Abo, David Garelik. 0 2:55 Outrageous Acts of Science 0 3:55 Bath Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 The Block NZ – Redemption PG The teams strike problems as they race to complete their studies or sitting rooms. 0 8:40 F Sort Your Life Out NZ PG Kanoa and the team meet Charmaine, a 79-year-old who is drowning in decades worth of memories. 0 9:35 This Time Next Year Australia PG Everyday Australians tackle monumental personal goals during the most challenging year of their lives. 0 10:40 Newshub Late 11:10 NRL Try Time
Thursday
12:15 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early
PRIME
Pawn Stars, at 7pm
8am The Loud House 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Commonwealth Games – Birmingham (HLS) Opening Ceremony. 0 10:05 Commonwealth Games – Birmingham (HLS) Day One. 0 11am Big Love MVSC 0 12:10 Royal Pains MVC 1:05 House MVC 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 4:55 The Hui 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Sky Speed 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Traffic Cops PGVC 3 Police deal with motorbikes being used for crime and those involved in terrible accidents. 0 8:30 The Hunters Club MVLC Sam and Anto venture into unfamiliar Canterbury high country in search of late summer stags. 0 9:35 M Class Action Park M 2020 Documentary. Welcome to Action Park, the notorious 1980s New Jersey water park and its reputation as the world’s most dangerous amusement park. 11:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 12:30 Infomercials
EDEN
Where the Wild Men Are With Ben Fogel, at 8:30pm
6am My Cat From Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am James Martin – Island to Highlands 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am American Pickers PG 11am Salvage Dawgs 11:30 Flea Market Flip Noon Escape to the Chateau – DIY PG 1pm How to Save a Grand in 24 Hours 2pm Great Southern Truckers PG 3pm My Cat from Hell PG 4pm Giada in Italy 4:30 Giada in Italy 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm American Pickers PG 7pm The Great Pottery Throwdown PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Where the Wild Men Are With Ben Fogel PG Ben meets people who have turned their back on the rat-race and set up home in some of the most remote locations on Earth. 9:30 Idris Elba – No Limits PG Idris attempts to perform aerobatic manoeuvres at the Coventry Airbase Airshow. 10:30 The Great Pottery Throwdown PG The potters are challenged to produce handmade tiles for a fireplace and to throw a chimney. 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials
WhAKAAtA MāORI
6:30 Tamaiti Tu Winter 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kids Kai Kart 3 7:40 Kia Mau 3 7:50 Cube 3 8am Pukana 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am David Rocco’s Dolce South East Asia 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Piri’s Tiki Tour PG 11:30 Moon Tide Fishing 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Deadly Australians 3 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:35 Ako 3 2 3:05 Tamaiti Tu Winter 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kids Kai Kart 3 4:15 Kia Mau 3 4:25 Cube 3 4:35 Pukana 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Waiata Nation 3 7:30 The New Zealanders 3 Visit the nooks and crannies of Aotearoa and gain insight into the lives of the people. 8:30 M Red MVL 2010 Action. When his peaceful life is threatened by an assassin, a former agent reassembles his old team to survive and find his assailants. Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. 10:30 Sidewalk Karaoke 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown
BRAVO
6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders – Family Secrets PG 3 11am Love It or List It – Vancouver PG 3 11:50 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 12:50 Tattoo Fixers MLSC 3 1:45 Below Deck 3 2:40 Hoarders – Family Secrets PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Love It or List It – Vancouver PG 7:30 Dog Rescuers PG RSPCA volunteers, staff and vets care for the 3000 dogs over the Christmas period. 8:30 24 Hours In Emergency MC Mark has been in a cycling accident; Dibs has fallen off a balcony onto concrete; 10-year-old Aiden has hurt his foot playing on monkey bars. 9:30 911 Crisis Center MLC The team must piece together the puzzle of a possible kidnapping; the dispatchers are interrupted during Nancy’s wedding livestream. 10pm 911 Crisis Center MLC It is all hands on deck when a barrage of calls about gunshots come in, including a call from a person who has been shot. 10:30 Killer Siblings 16 3 12:20 Infomercials
SKY 5
6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel of Fortune 6:55 Pawn Stars PG 7:20 Game of Thrones 18VLS 8:20 Game of Thrones 18VLS 9:20 Game of Thrones 18VLS 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG 11:55 Jeopardy! 12:20 Wheel of Fortune 12:45 Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 1:35 Outback Truckers PGL 2:30 Border Security M 3pm Game of Thrones 18VLSC 4pm Game of Thrones 18VLSC 5pm Game of Thrones 18VLSC 6pm Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 FBI – Most Wanted MVSC After the disappearance of his daughter is ignored by police, a Native American man takes matters into his own hands. 8:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV 9:30 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Ax Men ML
Thursday
12:30 Wheel of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:35 FBI – Most Wanted MV 3:30 Storage Wars PG 3:55 Storage Wars PG 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 FBI – Most Wanted MVSC
MOVIES PREMIERE
6:30 The Mistletoe Secret PG 2019 Drama. Kellie Pickler, Tyler Hynes. 7:55 Flesh and Blood 16VLSC 2018 Horror. 9:28 Lake Placid – Legacy 16VC 2018 Horror. 11:01 The Call 16VLSC 2020 Horror. 12:37 Georgetown 16LC 2021 Crime. 2:17 Survive the Night 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. 3:47 Halloween Kills 16VLC 2021 Horror. 5:30 Long Story Short ML 2021 Comedy. 7:03 Land M 2021 Drama. Robin Wright, Demian Bichir. 8:30 The Last Son 16V 2021 Western. Prophesied to be killed by the hand of his offspring, outlaw Isaac LeMay goes on a murderous rampage to hunt down his children. Sam Worthington, Heather Graham. 10:10 Nightmare Alley 16VLSC 2021 Thriller. To con a dangerous tycoon, a charismatic carnival worker teams up with a mysterious psychiatrist. Bradley Cooper, Cate Blanchett.
Thursday
12:40 The Dry 16V 2020 Drama. 2:35 Half Brothers MVL 2020 Comedy. 4:10 Out of Death 16VLC 2021 Thriller. 5:45 I’m Just F*cking with You 16VLSC 2018 Horror.
MOVIES GREAtS
6:45 The Devil’s Advocate 18VLS 1997 Drama. Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron. 9:05 Eat Pray Love ML 2010 Romantic Drama. Julia Roberts. 11:20 Batman Begins MV 2005 Adventure. Christian Bale, Michael Caine. 1:40 The Dark Knight MV 2008 Action. Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. 4:10 The Dark Knight Rises MV 2012 Action Thriller. Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway. 6:50 The Hangover 16LSC 2009 Comedy. Bradley Cooper. 8:30 Pacific Rim MV 2013 Sci-fi. In the year 2025, when Earth is overrun by monstrous creatures rising from the ocean, mankind makes a stand with giant robots. Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba. 10:45 Unbroken MV 2014 Drama. Jack O’Connell, Domhnall Gleeson.
Thursday
1am The Green Hornet MVL 2011 Action. Seth Rogen, Cameron Diaz. 3am No 2 PG 2006 Comedy. Ruby Dee, Anthony Starr, Rene Naufahu. 4:35 State of Play MVL 2009 Crime. Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck.
SKY SPORt 1
6am Rugby – NPC (RPL) Wellington v Bay of Plenty. 8am Between Two Posts 9am Rugby – NPC (RPL) Counties Manukau v Otago. 11am Rugby – NPC (RPL) Taranaki v Northland. 1pm Rugby – Farah Palmer Cup (RPL) Northland v Hawke’s Bay. 3pm Rugby – Gallaher Shield (RPL) Final – Ponsonby Ponies v Manukau Rovers. 5pm Aotearoa Rugby Pod 5:30 MMA – PFL Playoff (HLS) 6:20 Between Two Posts 7pm L Rugby – NPC Manawatu v Auckland. From Central Energy Trust Arena, Palmerston North. 9pm MMA – PFL Playoff (RPL) Main Card. 11pm Aotearoa Rugby Pod 11:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) Manawatu v Auckland.
Thursday
1:30 Rugby – Pumas v Wallabies (RPL) 3:30 Rugby – NPC (HLS) Manawatu v Auckland. 3:45 Rugby – Springboks v All Blacks (HLS) 4am Basketball – Women’s NZNBL (HLS) Round Six. 5am Basketball – NZNBL (HLS) Round 15.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
UKtV
6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 The Vicar of Dibley PG 7:05 Qi M 7:40 EastEnders PG 8:10 The Bill MVC 9am A Touch of Frost MVC 10:20 Father Brown MVC 11:10 Doc Martin PG Noon Midsomer Murders PG 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVSC 3:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown PG 4:20 The Jonathan Ross Show M 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Lulu. 6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi MLSC 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG Rob Brydon hosts a festive edition with Lily Allen, Noddy Holder, James Acaster and Sian Gibson. 8:35 Grantchester PG 9:30 Holby City MC 10:35 Keeping Faith MLC 11:40 Midsomer Murders PG
Thursday
1:15 Qi PG 1:45 Qi MLSC 2:15 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:45 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:45 Holby City MC 4:45 Grantchester PG 5:35 The Jonathan Ross Show – Special Guests PG
DIScOVERY
6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Rise of the Machines MLC 7:45 Homestead Rescue PG 8:35 Mighty Cruise Ships PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Mysteries at the Museum PG 11:15 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch MLC Radioactive Rocks. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Mysteries at the Museum PG 2pm Naked and Afraid MLC Unhinged. 2:55 Bering Sea Gold MLC Bad Vibrations. 3:50 Gold Rush – White Water PG Rockfall Ravine. 4:45 Alaska – The Last Frontier MLC Killer Repairs. 5:40 Aussie Lobster Men PG The Storm. 6:35 Dirty Jobs PG Tugboat Fitter, Water Tower Cleaner. 7:30 Heavy Tow Truckers Down Under MLC 8:30 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 9:30 Moonshiners MLC 10:30 Edge of Alaska MLC 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC
Thursday
12:15 Homestead Rescue PG 1:05 Mysteries at the Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush – White Water PG 2:45 Naked and Afraid MLC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Bering Sea Gold PG 5:15 Aussie Lobster Men PG 10Aug22 metservice.com | Compiled by
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