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University Theatre ready to break the ice The theatre department collaborates with the music department for “Titanic” the musical
movie,” Burnett said. “There’s a different story line since it’s a musical and Jack and Rose are not included in the play, like they are in the movie.”
Although the plot involves different characters and themes than the movie, Burnett said that there are still romances found between many
characters. Freshmen students Julia Rae, who will be portraying
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Luis Montoya Staff Writer On Feb. 15, ASU’s theatre department will present the musical “Titanic,” featuring the ASU Symphony Orchestra. The production will be open to the public and will be directed by Michael Burnett, assistant professor and assistant director of University Theatre. Five-time Tony award-winning musical will open early to ASU Arts subscribers on Feb. 11-12, from 2-6 p.m. and will then open to the public Feb. 15-20 from 2-6 p.m. “Other than being called Titanic, the story is one hundred percent different from the
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Sophomore Aaron May works to stitch sequins onto the front of one of the many dresses for Titanic, the musical.
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ACS has chemistry American Chemical Society wins outstanding awards Alana Edgin Managing Editor On Feb. 2, ASU’s chapter of the American Chemical Society won their first ever Outstanding Award for their presence on and off campus last year. “Though we’ve received Commendable and Honorable Mention in the past, our ASU chapter has never received the Outstanding Award,” ACS President Blake Holle said. “Even though it’s just another plaque in the cabinet, it really was awesome to be recognized for our dedication to chemistry.” In order to win the Outstanding Award, ACS had to do a yearly report on all of the events, community out-
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UCPC Live with Moonhead
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Left: Keyboardist of local psych-rock band Moonhead plays a medley of piano accompaniments with the rest of the quartet. Right: Guitarist Brian Dale Thomas II plays a mashup of Weezer’s “Say It Ain’t So” and Fetty Wap’s “Trap Queen” in the UC on Feb. 4.
Biology student headed to Moscow Graduate student recieves scholarship to study abroad Miguel Luna Staff Writer A biology graduate student received a 2016 summer scholarship to extend her studies in Moscow, Russia. “I’m very excited and feel
this is a great way to wrap-up and extend my Russian studies,” Mary Jones said. Jones is working toward her Masters of Science in biology and is in her second year of the graduate program “She is an outstanding student, and always attends class,” Ewa Davis, Russian professor, said. “Although Jones is in the graduate program, I do not believe she needs to take a for-
eign language. for her degree.” The scholarship is coordinated by the Center for Russian, East European and Eurasian Studies and the Department of Slavic Studies at the University of Texas at Austin, which is federally funded through the Department of Education. “I was interested in learning a new language,” Jones said. “And I wanted something with
a different alphabet.” Through the help of Dr. Mary Neuburger, the director of the Center for Russian, East European and Eurasian Studies, the program was able to begin with a grant. The scholarship is part of the Fulbright-Hays Group Projects Abroad Program. The scholarship program was started in 2013 and will end this year.
“Belia Reyes received the scholarship the first year and now Mary Jones received it in the last year of the program,” Davis said. 24 students throughout the state of Texas are selected for the scholarship program. While the program is geared for students in political science, Russian history, or language and culture depart-
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Continued from MARY page 1 ments, Jones used her back- the names of the professors Davis served on the se- undergraduate and graduate A majority of the program ground in biology to her ad- she intends to contact,” Davis lection committee for a year students,” Davis said. “Many will be paid for including tuvantage. said. “This shows the moti- along with schools such as are very competitive. We are ition, food and living accomDuring the application pro- vation she has and I think it Rice University and Texas grateful that the University of modations. cess the student must send helped her in the selection A&M. Texas allows students from a personal essay describing process.” “The program is open to all other schools to apply.” why they should be selected. “I wrote that I intended to contact and network with science professors at Moscow State University,” Jones said. In November, Jones saw that the professor at Moscow State University hosted a seminar that was similar to her undergraduate project. Jones’ undergraduate project pertained to CT scanning of the morphology of land snails. “I wanted to see how they work in the field and lab, the differences and which programs they use and how they apply it,” Jones said. “I also want to do some hands-on work.” The program will run for 10 weeks between Jun. 6 and Aug. 6 and the students will study at the Higher School of Economics at Moscow. Photo by Summer Almaguer “Mary actually went to the university’s website and got Graduate student Mary Jones takes a seat outside the Porter Henderson Library to go over her notes.
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2.12.2016 Continued from ACS page 1 reach and organize the report well, according to Holle. “I think this award was a long time coming,” Holle said. “No matter how our membership has been, ACS has always stayed active in our community.” ACS hosts multiple events like magic shows for surrounding schools and a two week Science Day in the Cavness building. “We also host several social events, including a tour of the ASU Chemistry department for the Howard College STEM club and our annual liquid nitrogen ice cream social,” Amber Sullivan, ACS vice president said. “Our chapter is involved in San Angelo’s Adopt-A-Spot program by cleaning the Santa Rita Park area.” The chapter also plays a major role in ASU’s recycling projects. For their green chemistry project, they composed a bulletin board displaying the 12 principles of green chemistry. They won the Green Chemistry Award for this as well for last year. “We also participate in the Art and Science family day, the Ecofair at the San Angelo Museum of Fine Arts and the Conference
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for local girl scouts here on campus,” Sullivan said. Meeting times are once every two weeks and usually have a speaker or a chemistry related social event. They also plan on touring the Texas Tech Health Science Center in Abilene, Texas and traveling to San Antonio in April to tour an industrial plant. The chapter also went to the National ACS meeting in Denver, Colorado last year. “We were able to connect with several other student chapters from universities across the United States,” Sullivan said. While there are not many members in ACS, Holle said the members they do have are great. “We’re not a large organization by any means,” Holle said. “However, what really counts is how active each member is. Our organization is blessed with some really reliable students.” Next October the ACS will celebrate National Chemistry Week and on April 22 they will host various outreach activities on campus including the periodic table of cupcakes and a tie dye Photo by Summer Almaguer event.
The ASU American Chemical Society officers take time out of their busy days to show off their awards.
Super Bowl Sunday Party Top: ASU students gather in the Plaza Verde Clubhouse to watch Super Bowl 50. Bottom: Students watch as the Panthers and the Broncos battle for the Lombardi Trophy. Photos by Summer Almaguer
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Today in history Hanna Schindler Editor Today is Friday, Feb. 12, the 43 day of 2016. There are 323 days left in the year. On this day in history in 1809 the 16th president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln was born in Hodgenville, Kentucky. Lincoln was one of America’s most beloved presidents and was a self-taught lawyer, legislator and a vital component to the opposition rd
of slavery. He was President during the American Civil War from 1861-1865. Lincoln was shot and killed in 1865 as the union was on the edge of victory by confederate sympathizer John Wilkes Booth. In 1909, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, otherwise known as the NAACP, was founded in New York City. Mary White Ovington, journalist William English Walling and Henry Moskowitz felt there was an urgent need for a civil rights organization in
the U.S. and the NAACP was born. In 1938, beloved and best-selling children and young adult author Judy Blume was born. Judy Blume was born as Judith Sussman in Elizabeth, New Jersey. In 1996. Blume won the Margaret Edwards Award from the American Library Association and tackled issues in her books that many teenagers struggle with like puberty, menstruation, peer pressure, racism, sexuality and bullying. Blume’s books are on several
school library ban lists across America. In 1999, 42nd president of the United States Bill Clinton was acquitted of impeachment charges of perjury and obstruction of justice which were based on Clinton lying and covering up his sexual relationship with 22-year-old White House employee Monica Lewinsky. Charges were dropped after the senate held a 21-day-trial with a vote of 55-guilty and 45-not guilty on the charge of perjury and 50-guilty and 50-not guilty on
the charge of obstruction of justice. In 2008, the Hollywood writers’ strike ended after 100 days of the Writers Guild of America (WGA) participating in a walkout. The WGA demanded a share of revenues from movies, television shows and web based entertainment but couldn’t seem to land a negotiation. The strike cost the L.A. economy approximately $3 billion in revenues for the networks and cause several television series to shut down.
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History professor publishes first book Dr. Jason Pierce joins list of published authors at ASU Luis Montoya Staff Writer
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Dr. Pierce begins his class with a smile, prior to beginning his lecture.
Health Insurance made for students ASU offers student health insurance plan and new medical services this semester Hanna Schindler Editor Students have the option through Feb. 20 to purchase student health insurance provided by Blue Cross Blue Shield of Texas through Academic HealthPlans for spring and summer semester medical coverage. Through this student health insurance, students will have coverage not only at the university clinic but at several other local health care providers including Shannon Medical Center and Community Medical Center. “Students who have more specific needs or who need more medical attention than what the university clinic offers would greatly benefit from a medical insurance plan like this,” said David Rosipal, associate director of special events facilities and services, who has been an advocate for student health services and student insurance offerings since 2008. Dental and vision provisions are also available through the campus policy, allowing students to receive coverage for different aspects of their medical needs. “I was so surprised when I called to find out that dental and optical coverage was included with my preferred plan,” sophomore Josh Horton said. “It puts my mind at ease to know my yearly dental and vision appointments are covered and I don’t have to pay completely out of pocket.” Rosipal explained that as of last semester, Shannon Clinic is now operating the University Clinic, offering Shannon’s quality medical services to the ASU campus
as well as providing extended hours of service at off campus locations. The relationship between ASU and Shannon Clinic allows students easy access to medical services at Shannon’s Urgent Care Facilities off campus from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m, Monday to Sunday, at three nearby locations. “It’s great to know that I have feminine health care and mental health care services available to me and that my student insurance policy allows me the flexibility to use those services whenever I need them,” sophomore Victoria Nakamura said. Blue Cross Blue Shield provides complete medical coverage and services for roughly $150 a month in premiums. “The policy most definitely does not take a back seat to plans like the ones available to state employees,” Rosipal said. “It is a robust policy that meets or exceeds all the requirements of the ACA.” If you don’t feel there is a need for you to purchase a full coverage plan, other options are available. “Up until the age of 30, you are able to buy a catastrophic health plan. Catastrophic health insurance plans have lower premiums and still provide a safety blanket that could save you or your family from becoming bankrupt by paying for emergency medical services,” Rosipal said. Discover more about student health insurance on the Health Services homepage on the angelo.edu website and find out if you’re still eligible for discounted student health insurance through the Affordable Care Act. For questions and concerns about student health insurance or campus medical services visit the University Clinic website or contact: David Rosipal,
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History professor Dr. Jason Pierce recently published his first book entitled “Making of the White Man’s West: Whiteness and The Creation of The American West” through University Press of Colorado. “The book is about Americans who have seen a trans-Mississippi West and the identity of whiteness in the American West,” Pierce said. “The book is set in the 1800s and ends in the 1920s.” Pierce said the title of his book refers to the identity of a white man in the 1800s in America. Like other races, the American white race in the 1800s was a blend of nationalities. Pierce examines the identity and growth of the white race and the influence the blend of nationalities has had on American dynamic today. The book also covers many regions of the West and as a native of
Colorado, Pierce wanted to analyze the west’s history. “My favorite thing about writing the book was the research,” Pierce said. “History books are different than novels because novels are more internal dialogue and academic books are written with lots of research.” It took Pierce seven years to fully write the book. He did research in many states like California, Utah, Colorado and Texas. “My least favorite thing about the book is the actual writing,” Pierce said. “I probably read the book about eight times in total when I was going back and fixing details. However, there were small victories every now and then throughout the process.” Pierce says when he began his research seven years ago he had hoped to one day publish his work. He was eventually offered a book contract with the University Press of Colorado. “It’s so impressive having a professor who is also a published author,” freshman Gaby Aguilar said. “I had Dr. Pierce
last semester and I really liked his class. Maybe even one day his book will be taught in schools across the country.” “My book covers themes that can be used today. One can be how Trump wants to build a wall between Mexico and the United States. Those ideas were born around this time,” Pierce said. “The reality of the West is that racial diversity is so spread out. For example, California is no longer dominated by just whites but by Latinos and Asians and it seems Texas and Arizona aren’t too far from that.” As of now Pierce is not sure whether to follow the book with a sequel since the books ends in 1924. “I’ve been asked many times if I should write another book following this one,” Pierce said. “If I were to write a sequel, I would continue where it left off and go from the 1920s to the present.” Pierce’s book “Making of the White Man’s West: Whiteness and the creation of the American West” is available in electronic and paper edition and at www.upcolorado.com
Plaza Verde puzzle competition
Photos by Josh Lopez Top: Micha Healey, Lydia Saenz and Ashley Meadoros work together to form a puzzle team during Delta Zeta’s puzzle competition held in the Plaza Verde Clubhouse on Feb. 4. Bottom: The members of Delta Zeta attend a puzzle competition in Plaza Verde’s Clubhouse hosted by Greek Life.
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Students strive for equality Gender equality and awareness organization He for She, aiming to become officiated Alora Ferrara Contributor On Feb. 22 SGA will decide whether new gender equality advocate group, He For She, will become an official ASU organization. He for She is aiming to target male and female equality this semester. The club hopes to make students realize the importance of fairness and the development of confidence and knowledge on how to deal with and discuss inequality in relationships. “It’s a great idea to make an official group to bring awareness to a common problem we have in our society today,” freshman Randal Johnson said. “Awareness is the first step to solving an issue.” “He for She will promote gender equality for both men and women,” said Sazza Dahal, to-be President of the He For She organization. “It’s
about women standing up for men, and men standing up for women and beating gender stereotyping.” The organization plans on collaborating with LGBT and Title IX to branch out and promote self-respect, love and confidence in relationships by conducting group meetings, workshops and enabling students to open up to those who have experienced similar problems. “Why is the only emotion okay for men to express anger? If you cry, you’re a girl. If you talk about your emotions, you’re a girl,” Dahal said. “What’s bad about being a girl? And why is expressing yourself considered girly anyway?” Students said they believe creating more awareness for male and female impartiality is a vital start to dealing with and solving social pressures. “It’s a good idea for people to become exposed to this so they can be aware of abuse for both genders,” sophomore Chanelle Powell said. “And males can feel more comfortable speaking up about it.”
He For She hopes to give students empowerment and self-assurance to speak out against inequality in their relationships while feeling comfortable with being open about their experiences. The group hopes to help themselves and others who have dealt with
similar issues. “Asking for help is seen as a weakness,” Dahal said. “We want to beat that. We want to tell them that it’s okay to go see a counselor, to talk to someone.” He For She wishes to show students that dealing with is-
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Bass Anglers reel in the competition Competitive fishing organization discuss nationals Miguel Luna Staff Writer
Photo contributed by Scott Halbrooks Sophomore Nathan Ahle and junior Nolan Osmanski stand awaiting a bite from some bass on Lake Nasworthy.
Photo contributed by Nolan Osmanski Sophomore Chase Gibson and senior Scott Halbrooks show off their awards at the Southern Conference.
On Jan. 16, the ASU Bass Anglers qualified for the 2017 Fishing League Worldwide College Fishing National Championship. Senior Scott Halbrooks, majoring in International Business and sophomore Chase Gibson, majoring in Agriculture Business, qualified for nationals after placing in the Top 10 at the Southern Conference opener at Lake Somerville in Brenham, Texas. Gibson and Halbrooks can expect 150 other teams at the championship. The location of the national championship will be announced early next fall semester. “There are three qualifying events in each conference, and there will be 30 teams from the Southern Conference at nationals,” said Gibson, current president of the club. In the previous years, students needed to qualify for regionals before they could qualify for nationals. “For some reason they took out the regionals, so now if you qualify at the conference you can go to nationals,” Gibson said. The club usually takes three local teams with them to the tournaments. “If we could take 10 teams we’d love that, but we just don’t have the money for it right now,” Halbrooks, former president, said. The club currently has eight
members who actively participate in the club’s events. Since the competition season runs from January to December members who join in the fall would be joining in the middle of season. Because of this conflicting school schedule, the team has rules to follow in order to become an official member. Prospective members must sit a semester where they cannot vote and must attend half of the meetings and half of the competitions. “You’re called an associate member,” Halbrooks said. “This is so the member can get time to practice and get a general flow for it.” The tournaments take place on Saturdays, but the club leaves the Wednesday prior in order to have Thursday and Friday to pre-fish. Competition begins 30 minutes before sunrise and all competitors must return back from the water at 3 p.m. with the five heaviest fish they catch for the weigh-in. All the bait that is used must be artificial and the fishers must wear life jackets. “Other than that just go catch fish,” Halbrooks said. There are five conferences in the Fishing League Worldwide: Central, Northern, Southern, Southeastern and Western. “If you have a knack for fishing, join us,” Gibson said. “If you want to fish and want to learn, we work with anyone.” The organization welcomes novices and veterans and no dues are required. “You can just be a fun fisherman and kill a Sunday fishing,” Halbrooks said.
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Tune Views Students heal with sports medicine Athletic trainers discuss the difficulties of train“Hymns is a colorful, al- ing and what the future ternative piece that will holds
not disappoint anyone who enjoys slow-paced but vibrant indie-soul music.” Steven McKeown Contributor
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ell known among the indie community is the UK indie rock band Bloc Party. The four piece musical group from New Cross, London has been creating its own archetype since 2004. On Jan. 27 the band released their fourth full length LP entitled “Hymns” that emits smooth hints of R&B incorporated with dance and synthpop vibes. The lyrics on “Hymns” reflect on loss, love, living life to the fullest and sometimes have a somewhat erotic nature, evidenced in lines like “pull me under/under the ocean/cover my mouth with yours” from the song “Fortress.” Additionally, the track “Into the Earth” with its bouncy cheerfulness has similarly romantic lyrical ideas. The intense language throughout this album might be somewhat difficult to digest but the intimacy in Kele Okereke’s voice adds much needed warmth. A main highlight of the album is “The Love Within,” an opener that pulls listeners in and prepares them for a good time with 1980s new wave and dance textures. Interestingly, the beginning of the album seems to nearly bombard listeners in a beautiful, artistic way and stands out uniquely from the rest of the album.
The song “My True Name” feels like it should place listeners in a poolside scene in some high-class city. The guitar is particularly ambient and almost water-like in nature. Like “The Love Within” this is another unexpected track that dives deeper into the band’s identity. “Only He Can Heal Me” and the album’s closing track, “Living Lux,” stand out from the rest of the album. The songs are haunting and succeed in their own niches of watercolors and dim lit rooms, as if they were composed in colorful art galleries or cathedrals. In summary, “Hymns” is a colorful, alternative piece that will not disappoint anyone who enjoys slow-paced but vibrant indie-soul music. From the dancy “The Love Within” to the lullaby-esque “Living Lux,” the record acts as a glossy color palette of songs that effortlessly evoke different emotions. With an album presence that blends in with city lights and flashy downtowns, it is definitely a must listen for fans craving indie-alternative rock with a twinge of clean, organic soul.
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the athletic training program, which has shaped his expertise in treating sports injuries in sports like football, baseball, track and soccer. Pace is currently working with the track team, as they are in season and is on rotation with Lakeview High. Dr. White who has been the director of the athletic department for seven years has started many programs since her arrival. At the moment, some of the plans for the athletic department are to start a master’s degree program for athletic training in the summer of 2018 and to start a bachelor’s program in the health science profession. “Primarily, my job is to teach students how to become athletic trainers,” White said. “I do contract work for the Shannon Clinic in the fall and go to Friday night football games.” White says for students who are interested in a career in athletic training, one must
not only have an interest in the field of science but also have great communication skills in order to effectively educate and treat their patients. “I love being an athletic trainer and seeing injured athletes who are passionate about their sport overcome their injuries,” senior Payton Hunter said. “However, the biggest challenge in athletic training is being the first ones to arrive before practices and games and being the last ones to leave after putting in long hours, all while being a full time student.” Senior Jasmine Hobbs says she enjoys athletic training and being able to be there for athletes whether they need support, simple first aid treatments or if they sustained a serious injury. “I think the biggest challenge is that it’s very time consuming,” Hobbs said. “But I love to work with the athletes, the atmosphere at a football game is like nothing else.”
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Junior Noah Sharp passes out water to the referees during a time out. Athletic Trainers not only take care of the athletes, but coaches and referees as well.
Continued from PLAY page 1 Kate McGowan and Taylor Dabbs, who will portray Kate Mullins, say they are looking forward to the opening day and getting to share what they have been working on in rehearsals. The musical was cast in Nov. 2015 and rehearsals began the first day of the spring semester. This play differs from past plays because it will include ASU’s orchestra. Dr. Constance Kelley, associate professor and interim
director of bands will be conducting the orchestra and Julie Hamill, Lee Middle School choir director, will direct the vocalists. “My favorite thing about the musical is the score,” Hamill said. “I get to sing and direct in the show, so that’s pretty cool.” Hamill said she is looking forward to showing off the talented orchestra and choir. “The play mostly focuses on class societies and the huge gaps in interaction between
them,” Burnett said. “This play is relevant today because it revolves around the inequality among class societies that still exists around the world.” Unlike the James Cameron film, the play does not have a group of protagonists. Instead the musical has an ensemble-driven cast with 30 cast members who have equal roles within the play. Burnett says the biggest challenge about the Titanic production is the collaboration with the music depart-
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ment and being able to schedule rehearsals that can work with all the individuals schedules from both departments. Although the show is being presented by the ASU theatre and music departments, some cast members come from outside ASU along with volunteers and non-theater majors from all classifications who are aiding in the production of the musical. Returning ASU alumni from the class of 1984, Mac Fox, will be playing Captain
Smith. “It’s a joy to come back to ASU and sing with such a talented cast,” Fox said. “I can’t wait to be on stage again and share everything we have been working so hard on.”
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he masterpiece that is Comedy Central’s Broad City will return for season three on Feb. 17 and that is the best news I’ve heard in 2016. I started watching the show on a whim one night back in 2014 and it accidentally became one of my favorite shows ever. If you aren’t familiar with Broad City, you should automatically drop Suddenlink’s service and look into a cable provider that doesn’t deprive you of the necessity that is Comedy Central. Anyhow, Broad City revolves around two hobo-esque New York City dwellers, Ilana and Abby, who star as fictionalized versions of themselves. The duo becomes involved in a slew of slacker-ish and absurdly funny adventures that end with bizarre plot twists and one-liners that are written with sheer comedic genius. During season one, critics
called the show a rip-off of the HBO series “Girls” and “the girl Workaholics” but obviously had a momentary lapse in comedic judgment. As the slacker-girl duo signed on for season two and the show started catching more viewers, those critical ideas were quickly abandoned. The fact that Broad City is a successful comedy show that was created by three women, with Producer Amy Poehler, who managed to make the first episode of their series funnier than the usual Rogen-Franco flick is admirable. Even though the show revolves around seemingly lowbrow humor, it doesn’t lack in confidence or maturity. It addresses subjects like racial and gender inequalities, rape culture, sexual experimentation and socioeconomic privilege, all while keeping your cheeks burning with laughter. The teaser for season three was released in mid-January featuring Abby and Ilana approaching an apparent boxing match, only to start a dance battle instead. I’m not quite sure what this means for the season but a rumored cameo from Hilary Clinton should be cringe-worthy enough to garner some serious buzz. Also rumored this season are cameos from Whoopi Goldberg, Vanessa Williams, Lena Dunham and Tony Danza. I can’t wait to see what kind of craziness Abby and Ilana will get into this season.
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fter last year’s instant classic between the Seahawks and Patriots, I was jumping out of my Levi jeans for the next super bowl. This matchup had everything. New school versus old school, offense versus defense, Manning’s forehead versus Newton’s pearly whites, and chicken parmesan versus the dab. So why do I feel so underwhelmed? Football “connoisseurs” will tell you (or spout memes over social media in my experience) that this game was a defensive struggle, a game that was reminiscent of the NFL. After all there wasn’t a single offensive touchdown
throughout all four quarters. It was the sloppiest super bowl since the last time the Broncos made the big game and I won’t have any of you tell me different. Both quarterbacks had historically bad nights but it was Cam who had it the worst. The newly crowned NFL MVP had an overall quarterback rating of 16.9. Sixteen point nine. The 6’5” giant was rattled the entire game, never once showing that signature Colgate smile, and to the disappointment of children who had seats in the end zone, never once scoring an offensive touchdown. Keanu Reeves and “The Replacements” could have done a better job against the Bronco’s defense and they had Orlando Jones as a wide receiver. At the end of the day it was a victory for suburban housewives everywhere. All season long Newton was scrutinized for being a “thug” and an immature player. Not for committing domestic abuse, drug crimes, or you know, murder, but for having fun on the field. The big guy plays the
game with a big toothy smile on his face and gives away footballs to any lucky child in the stands after he scores a touchdown. Here’s a player that represents NFL Play 60, a program dedicated to building up an entire generation of fans, chastised for not taking the game seriously. Note: He totally takes the game seriously. But let’s not discredit the Papa John’s, Budweiser chugging, king himself, Peyton Manning (Note: That last sentence was sponsored by State Farm). The first ballot hall of famer threw for a stat line that would make Uncle Rico proud with 141 yards, zero touchdowns and one interceptions. Peyton was carried by his defense who drew a performance rivaling the 1985 Bears and 2013 Seahawks. This is should most definitely be Peyton’s last game if he still has a brain left in his Jimmy Neutron sized head. He should know it’s time to hang up the chicken parmesan once and for all while Eli looks on awkwardly from the press box.
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“Quick question, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is Tristan.”
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“When God made you, he was showing off.”
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“I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.”
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SPORTS
Rambelle Golf prepared to dominate the course Coach McCutchen discusses team’s strengths and the season ahead Alana Edgin Managing Editor After trampling a university record last season, Rambelle golf is ready to begin its new season on Feb. 14 in San Antonio. “I really didn’t know what to expect when we started in the fall, but we want to try for the Super Regionals in California,” Head Coach Keith McCutchen said. ASU has never had the Belle golf team make it to the Super Regionals, but this team has already shown itself to be a record breaker. During the fall season, the Belles broke the university record by scoring 291 in one round along with placing third in their last meet at the Oklahoma Collegiate in October. With such a successful fall season, McCutchen feels that people should expect the Belles to do well. Liz Chavarria, lone senior on the team, also showed
promise last season. She placed in the top 10 in two meets, and finished the Oklahoma Collegiate by tying with fellow teammate and sophomore Leah Meza for 14th. “Not only is Liz a good player, she’s also a really good captain,” McCutchen said. “The other players look up to her and respect her.” The Belles haven’t had a meet since October, and McCutchen hopes the team can get back to where they need to be before the first meet. “We had a slow start,” McCutchen said. “We’ve got this tournament, then a two week break, so by then, we should be where we need to be.” In the 2013-2014 season, the Belles only placed 10th out of 15 teams in the Oklahoma Collegiate. If this season’s improvement is a slow start, fans should expect more from the team in their future meets. “Kamryn [Cummings], Liz and Alicia [Lehane] have done well in practice,” McCutchen said. “They’ve all played well.” Despite not having a home meet, the Belles hope fans will continue to cheer them on for this spring season.
2.12.2016
Photo by Danny Meyer, department of communication and marketing Sophomore Leah Meza follows through with her driver after teeing off at Bentwood Country Club.
Basketball season updates Rams vs. Eastern New Mexico Rams vs. Tarleton State
100 - 67 W 87 - 86 W
Rambelles vs. Eastern New Mexico Rambelles vs. Tarleton State
67 - 53 W 65 - 50 L
Senior Stedman Allen (forward)- 12th consecutive game scoring in double digits, 6th game with at least 20 points.
Junior Jasmine Prophet (post)- career high 15 rebounds and second double-double of the season with 17 points.
Senior Tre Bennet (guard)- 12th consecutive game scoring double digit.
Team- won most games in single season since 2010-2011 season (15 wins overall)
Photos by Josh Lopez Left: Senior guard Brea Mitchell passes to sophomore guard KeAnna Kelly, helping in the vitory against Eastern New Mexico University. Right: Junior gurad Shaquan Rhoades goes for a dunk as the Rams hose the Eastern New Mexico Greyhounds on Feb. 6.