Iona Rule ƒ Calculating

Iona Rule

Calculating

• Snakes with red and yellow stripes touching are venomous, those with red and black touching aren’t. If a man is wearing a shirt with blue stripes in his profile pictures, how dangerous is he?

• If you hear hoof beats do you think “Horses!” or “Zebras!”? How many times has it been zebras? How many times did you pray for zebras? How. Many. Times.

• The average red wine has an ABV of 13.5%. How many glasses of red wine constitute an excuse?

• The pharmacy sells 50ml of concealer for £3.95. If the relationship lasts 18 months, how much money will you spend on cover up?

• Is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Using this answer is he a good man with bad moments or a bad man with good moments?

• The family upstairs has a son, Henry, who likes tractors. The family downstairs has a daughter, Emily, who likes dinosaurs. Which family will call 999 first?

• How many straws will break a camel’s back?

• A rabbit may freeze when in danger. What percentage will survive this way?

• If the rabbit runs, how far will it get (in miles)?

• The sleeper train travels at 80 mph, and the overnight bus travels at 60mph.

Which city will you wake up in on Thursday?

• There are 64GB of storage in his smartphone. The human brain is thought to have a million GB. What is the probability he remembers where your aunt lives?

• The front door is 55mm thick and 80 inches high. Use this information to calculate how many apologies you will hear through it.

• On average, a cheetah has 2000 spots and a leopard has 1140. Do you really believe they can change them?