What Ship Are You? (I Failed to Understand the Brief... Again.)

AC75

What more to say. You’re rich, you’re white,you are a walking talking America’s Cup.

Ship in Bottle

You don’t do anything, like… at all…What are your hobbies?

Fullers Ferry

I can’t read you. You’re diverse, multifaceted, and you commute to and from the shore. You are a ferry.

Surtees 495 Pro Fisher/ Surtees Game Fisher Enclosed 2021

This depends on your answer to the crypto question. Did you make bank from dogecoin? Are you a fancy fishing boat orjust a regular fishing boat?

Rainbow's End Bumper Boat

You’ve been around for a while now, but you’re not letting up. People can still expect a fun time from you, bumping and thumping, wetting their pant cuffs with your spilled drink.

Ever Given

You’re well known among your friends and cohort, but not for reasons you may want. You’re a burden, an inconvenience. You're blocking the flow and holding everyone up. Sort it out.

Titanic

You don’t do much do you? Drinking isn’t a personality trait, and you should realise that in time to grab one of them lifeboats before you completely descend into the frozen waters of alcoholism.

Logos Hope

This is a ship that goes around the world giving people bibles and stuff… You think it’s a good thing, most don’t agree.

Swordfish II (from Cowboy Bebop)

This ship is from the anime Cowboy Bebop but I don’t need to tell you that, Otaku.

Greenpeace Arctic Sunrise

STOMP STOMP STOMP. Hello there oat milk flat white, floral patterned Doc Martens and a design degree. You're here to save the planet and you have no intentions of being shy about it. Crinch crunch crash the sound of you demolishing those who oppose you like ice against your strong metal hull (or just the sound of your kale salad)

Oru Kayak (Bay ST model)

You’re getting on in years now and you have shed the alcoholism of your tender years. You like to hike and look at trees and stuff. You are the embodiment of this Oru Kayak that literally folds away into a bag! The peak of practicality.

Cruise Ship Captain but with the Autopilot Rudder System Engaged

Hey look, you’re just vibing and that’s okay. Not an inconvenience by any means, but not really needed either. Cs get degrees and large ships essentially drive themselves anyway so alg.