The Paper - January 29,2015

Volume 45 - No. 05

January 29, 2015

by lyle e davis

I don’t remember when, where, or why I first heard Garrison Keillor on the radio.

But I remember I liked him.

Somehow, I had stumbled across this radio program called, “A Prairie Home Companion,” and here was this voice . . . a pleasant baritone voice, down-home voice . . . kinda like people I had known in my home state of Minnesota and my adopted state of Nebraska.

Except he didn’t have the singsong cadence of an AmericanNorwegian that my Minnesota cousins have to this day. (They swear they don’t have a Norwegian or Minnesota accent. They do.)

“Yeah, well I’m gonna go inta town and get me some groceries, ya shure you betcha.”

(It’s hard to write a Norwegian accent; even more difficult to write a Minnesota accent, or one from North or South Dakota. You kinda had to be there to hear it to know just what it sounds like. If you saw the movie “Fargo,” that’s how folks really talk in Minnesota and the Dakotas.)

Still, the program intrigued me. This fella who talked on the program, the narrator, clearly understood the psyche of the midwesterner . . . and, in particular, those folks who either intentionally or by accident of birth, wound up living in Minnesota.

Turns out there’s a good reason for that. He’s one of them.

I found out his birth name Gary Edward Keillor and that he was born on August 7, 1942, in Anoka, Minnesota. We don’t really know where the name “Garrison” came from . . . but, somehow, it has stuck

I’ve been to Anoka. I think, if memory serves me correctly, I did some fishing there.

Fishing is big in Minnesota and usually halfway decent. It is a given, for example, that if you get skunked on walleye or northern pike (some Minnesotans, like my grandma, called them “Norderns”) The Paper - 760.747.7119

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you’d always catch fish, provided you were willing to settle for bullheads. I’ve run out of worms and used a piece of red handkerchief for bait. And I caught plenty of bullheads.

Bullheads are not the smartest of fish.

I don’t know if Garrison Keillor was, or is, a fisherman. He doesn’t seem to talk about it all that much.

I suspect he’s more of a people watcher.

An observer.

Someone who takes great delight in noticing the mannerisms of others and storing that information in his mind for later retrieval when telling a

story and constructing characters for that story.

In 1969, he somehow wangled a job on Minnesota Public Radio. It was here, apparently, where his idea for what was to become “A Prairie Home Companion” was born. That was, in fact, the name of his morning radio program.

Five years later, he transformed the show into a live broadcast, borrowing the name from his earlier program. It is still going strong today after a brief hiatus from 1987 to 1989.

Those of you who have listened know that a popular part of A

Prairie Home Companion is Keillor's weekly monologue set in the quiet, fictional Minnesota town of Lake Wobegon, "where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average."

The show also features musical guests, imaginary commercials and skits.

When Keillor describes the townfolk of Lake Wobegone, those of us who lived at one time or another in Minnesota immediately recall the lovely little old ladies at the local Lutheran Church who would gather and gossip and discuss the sinful ways of their sisters

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and brethren and how they were sure to be condemned to the gates of hell for the awful things they had done or said.

All of this conversation was in quiet, whispered conversations, of course, and the condemnations to hell were done in the most Christian manner possibe. Given the circumstances.

“Well, my cousin Ingrid, and she never lies, told me she heard from her cousin, Raghnild, who also never lies, what all that temptress, Ambjorg, had done . . . we need to pray for her soul, that’s for shure.”

With its offbeat mix of humor, heart and song, A Prairie Home Companion has developed a substantial following with more than 17 million people a week tuning in to hear the show. Keillor also turned the show into a major motion picture directed by the late, legendary Robert Altman. In addition to writing the screenplay, he also appeared in the film alongside the likes of Meryl Streep, Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Kline.

He would develop a live program on his radio show which, as it grew, started to feature

Give Us This Day Our Daily Chuckle This week, a compendium of wit, wisdom and neat stuff you can tell at parties. Enjoy!

The Irish

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?”

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church.

There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer

skits, songs, fake commercials and stories about that fictional Minnesota town called Lake Wobegon.

His Lake Wobegon reminds me a great deal of the small Minnesota towns in which I frolicked as a kid, visiting from the big city of Omaha, Nebraska. (As opposed, I suppose, to any other Omaha.)

Lake Wobegon is probably more patterned after Anoka but it reminded me a lot of Windom, Minnesota, where I was hatched . . . and a little of Bergen, Minnesota, where I would play on the farm with my cousin, Doug Leverenz.

(Bergen was a huge metropolis.

It had a gas station/cafe, grocery store, (owned by the Flatgaard family) a creamery and a meat locker, a couple churches. And a population of about 35 people.

I found out that Keillor is a Golden Gopher, having studied at the University of Minnesota, then became a radio announcer and, before long, began to write for The New Yorker. Pretty heady stuff for a kid from Anoka, Minnesota. But, it turns out, Keillor was something of a scholar. And a writer. And he blended all those talents together and became a triple threat personality.

lads to take care of the matter?”

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment…….

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."

Golf and Two Old Guys

A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.

"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot.

The ball must have been going at least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the groin."

With a vivid imagination and an ability to tell entirely fictional stories about fictional people and make it all sound real, and make you think you knew those characters in his stories, he was well on his way.

It helped me to accept the premise of “A Prairie Home Companion,” as being an accurate portrayal of the life and culture of the midwest because Keillor frequently would refer to a John Tollefson.

It happens that my mom’s maiden name was Tollefson.

Hazel Tollefson, daughter of Henry and Bella Tollefson, who married Howard K. Davis, of Nebraska and, together, they had me.

There are a fair number of Tollefson’s in Minnesota.

Being a genealogist, I have checked most of them out and know which ones are mine and which ones aren’t.

John Tollefson is not one of mine. He is one of Garrison Keillor’s.

He is, however, a fairly prominent member of Lake Wobegon, thanks to Keillor.

Those of you who have not heard “A Prairie Home Companion” will have a chance to see what it’s all about on Thursday, February 5th, at the

The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?"

"It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt....."

Thanks . . . I think . . .

As 2014 has ended, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public rest-

Center for the Arts, Escondido.

Tickets run $35 to $75. I assume the $75 tickets allow you to sit on Keillor’s lap as he tells his stories.

The press releases say, “America’s favorite storyteller will entertain audiences with his comic monologues, hilarious anecdotes and thought-provoking observations, delivered with his signature “down comforter voice.” And that sounds about right.

I’m told that Keillor’s show will NOT be the typical “A Prairie Home Companion,” but will feature Keillor telling his stories, giving forth with his monologues, and perhaps, just perhaps, introduce his “Guy Noir, Private Detective,” character. We don’t know yet whether Keillor will wear his trademark red shoes or not.

And so it is that we are to enjoy the soothing baritone voice of one Garrison Keillor this coming Thursday. We are told that his “An Evening with Garrison Keillor” will include his recounting of Lutheran stories.

Lutherans are a favorite target for Keillor and more often than not, they wind up in the punchline.

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I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I can't have a drink in a bar because I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

THANKS TO YOU, I have

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Tollefson referring to Lutherans as “Luterns.” In fact, as a recall, I was first baptized in a “Lutern” church. (I later broke away to get married in a Baptist Church, to teach Sunday School at a Presbyterian Church . . . before leaving all churches for all time and becoming a full time, practicing heathen.)

I don’t suppose Keillor will have any stories about heathens.

I am told that we will also manage to vicariously suffer through the Midwest winters and we may even get involved in a lively discussion about delicious bologna sandwiches.

His acerbic comments about cute little kitty cats are well known (he’s not fond of them.)

I am a brother under the skin with him on this issue. I tolerate them . . . but I don’t love them. Not too much, anyway.

There will, no doubt, be a few dissenters in the audience who side with the great American humorist Mark Twain who once said: “When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.”

The analogy to Twain’s comment is particularly apt because, in many ways, Keillor is a modern day reincarnation of Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain.

We in the audience who represent the demographic Keillor appeals to are generally white folks, getting on in years, and a goodly number of us grew up in, or at least have more than a passing famliarity with, the Midwest. I am told the show is nearing a sellout so expect to see a lot of gray heads in the audience . . . at least those who still have hair. (Generally, I’m speaking of the men in the audience.)

Keillor has a fan club of sorts generally referred to as “Prairie Dogs,” a spin-off from his long running show, “A Prairie Home Companion.”

There will likely be more than a few Prairie Dogs in the audience.

Oh, I’m sure there will also be visits with the people of Lake Wobegon, and discussions about late-life fatherhood. He has a lovely, wonderful, dry sense of humor, this Keillor fella does, and he has been able to captivate audiences for years with his magical blend of his unique blend of comedy,

Escondido, CA—In a 2002 issue of Neurosurgical Focus, a peerreviewed article was published by a Dr. Michael D. Martin, MD et al. in which the third sentence states: “The disc itself is active tissue that contains significant mechanisms for self-repair.”

That article was published by a neurosurgeon and written direct-ly for neurosurgeons.

“The Disc Itself Is Active Tissue...”

So what does that really mean to us? It tells us that the disc itself does have a God-given ability to heal and repair if provided the proper mechanisms for self-healing. There is a specific mechanism inherent in each of the spinal discs called the “pump mechanism of disc nutri-tion” (see Fig 1). When this mechanism is not working properly, the spinal discs will begin to die causing bulges, herniations, and eventually spinal stenosis.

The spinal disc is one of the very few tissues in the body that does not have a direct blood supply for circulation. The only way that the disc gets the circulation of water, oxygen and nutrients for self-repair is via this specific disc pump mechanism. What happens when you decrease cir-culation in any type of tissue, whether it be animal tissue, plant tissue or human tissue? Exactly, it begins to become weak and begins to degenerate.

Symptoms Are NOT The Problem

Now the symptoms of pain, numbness,

class, charisma, and wisdom.

Just how captivating he is can be attested to by the fact that he is heard on 900 public radio stations each week. delivering more than 17 million listeners each week. As if that were not enough, he also manages to write prolifically. He’s had a syndicated column with the Chicago Tribune and columns for the New York Times, both rather sizable newspapers. No real competition for The Paper, but still . . .

Keillor is also the best-selling author of many books, including “Lake Wobegon Days,” “The Book of Guys” and “Life Among the Lutherans.” In 2013 he published his first book of poetry, “O, What a Luxury: Verses Lyrical, Vulgar, Pathetic & Profound.”

In his leisure time, rumor has it, he also produces his weekly show on public radio, the aforementioned “Prairie Home Companion.”

So how does a young college student rise through the ranks in the entertainment world and become something of a legend?

We’ve already covered the basics - how he got his start.

But his family background is also interesting . . . dad, John Phillip Keillor, was a carpenter

brown leaves are the plant’s problem?

Of course not, the leaves turning brown is just a condition that is telling you that there is something wrong with the plant. The plant is unhealthy and needs water and nutrients. You could spray paint the leaves green but it just covers up the condition. The underlying problem still exists and will continue to produce brown leaves until you fix the actual problem. and tingling that most experience with bulging, herni-ated or degenerative discs are NOT the problem. The definition of a symptom: “something that indicates the existence of something else.” It is just like the dashboard of your car telling you that something is wrong (brake lights out, engine needs checked, overheating, etc.) Those lights that appear in your car dash are NOT the problem. You can remove the lights surgically or put a piece of duct tape over the lights but the problem will NOT be fixed...the problem is still present.

Let’s take a look at a plant for example...if the leaves on a plant begin to turn brown, would you say that the

and postal worker; his mom, Grace, is of Scots heritage. The family belonged to the Plymouth Brethren, a fundamentalist church, which Keiller soon left.

He has bounced around attending both Episcopal and Lutheran churches.

He’s 6’ 3” tall and has been married three times, currently to Jenny Lind Nillson, since 1995. He has a son, Jason, from his first marriage to Mary Guntzel, and a daughter, Maia Grace, from his current marriage. His second marriage was to a Danish exchange student, Ulla Skaerved, and that resulted in a residency in Denmark for a time.

There is no word as to whether he learned to speak Danish or not. One presumes, however, that he learned to love Danish cuisine. As long as they included bologna.

He had a minor stroke in 2009 but returned to work a few days later.

He is known for his remarkably quick mind, his ability to recount tale after tale, but he is also known to be a bit of a curmudgeon at times.

Sometimes genius requires time alone, with his own

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extent of your disc damage for only $27.

This examination will consist of a detailed neurological evaluation, extensive orthopedic testing, and a detailed analysis of the findings of your evaluation. He will sit down with you and go over your condition with you in complete detail. You will know exactly what is causing all your pain (or other symptoms).

In your spine, when the pump mechanism of disc nutrition fails, the disc will begin to de-generate and become weak.

This weakness in the disc is what produces the bulging, herniated, and degenerative discs.

The treatment that is provided at Dr. Heilman’s Spine and Neuropathy Care Center in Escondido is revolutionary and is specifically designed to artificially re-create the pump mecha-nism in the discs which allows the spinal discs to heal and re-pair. The best part of the treat-ment is that it uses no drugs, no injections, and no surgery.

Plus it’s painless and many patients relax and fall asleep while un-dergoing the treatment.

The amount of treatment needed to allow the discs to heal and repair varies from person to person and can only be determined after a detailed neurological and orthopedic evaluation. We do NOT accept everyone for treatment and will let you know if we can accept your case for treatment.

Dr. Stephen Heilman, DC at the Spine and Neuropathy Care Center in Escondido, CA will do a spinal disc severity examination to determine the

Dr. Stephen Heilman, DC

Dr. Heilman will be offering this spinal disc severity examination from now until February 5, 2015.

Call 760-480-4480 to make an appointment to determine if your spinal discs can be treated.

NOTE: Dr. Heilman’s Spine and Neuropathy Care Center is located at 700 W. El Norte Pkwy in Escondido immediately East of Interstate 15 at the intersection of Seven Oaks.

The Paper • Page 4 • January 29, 2015 Escondido: Fatal Collision Involving Pedestrian

On Saturday, January 24, at about 4:50 am, officers from the Escondido Police Department were dispatched to the 2300 block of E. Valley Pkwy regarding a serious injury collision involving a truck and a pedestrian.

Officers arrived and located the pedestrian face down in the roadway, unresponsive, with significant visible injuries. The involved vehicle, a red Chevy pickup, was on its side in a parking lot south of the roadway. The pedestrian, positively identified as 59-year-old Escondido resident Richard Allen Hensley. died as a result of his injuries.

The truck occupants, an unlicensed 17 year old male Valley Center resident (driver) and a 17 year old female Escondido resident (passenger), were uninjured.

Based on driver statements and evidence at the scene, preliminary investigation shows the driver of the pickup fell asleep at the wheel while driving W/B on Valley Pkwy. The pickup drifted in a southerly direction, crossed over the E/B lanes, left the roadway, collided with an ATT phone junction box, struck the pedestrian who was on the south sidewalk, and flipped onto its side. Alcohol is

Man About Town

We frequent Restaurant in rather often.

Charlie’s Escondido

I’m beginning to think Charlie Mitrovich just might be my second father.

Had the best breakfast I’ve had in years there recently. Their Thursday Special was a 1/2 order of French toast, two eggs, and bacon or sausage. That, plus a teaming cup of hot coffee (with French Vanilla cream) made for a mighty satisfying breakfast.

I’ve dined at Charlies for the better part of 15 years and this was the best breakfast I’ve ever had there, and they’ve all been good.

This gent seems to know a thing or two about the restuar-

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not believed to be a factor in this collision.

The traffic investigation is ongoing at this time and is being conducted by Officer Scott Christensen of the Traffic Division. If you have any information on this accident please contact him at (760) 839-4962.

A Super Bowl Sunday Warning from the Sheriff

The Sheriff's Department is teaming up with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to keep impaired drivers off San Diego's roadways on Super Bowl Sunday.

Watch for increased DUI patrols by Sheriff's Deputies across the county beginning on Sunday, February 1 at 3:00 p.m. and lasting through 5:00 a.m. the following day.

Deputies will also conduct DUI Checkpoints between 8:00 p.m. and 3:00 a.m. in the following Sheriff's contract cities leading up to Super Bowl Sunday: • January 30 – San Marcos • January 31 – Encinitas

In 2014, more than 1,400 people were arrested for DUI by

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ant business!

••••• Hope to see some of you at the production of “Les Miserables” on Saturday, February 7th at 8pm, or Sunday, February 8th at 2pm. (Football will be over by then so that could be a nice way to spend a pleasant Sunday afternoon!) Tickets are still available and we are eagerly looking forward to this great show! (For more details you can see their ad on page 16 of this edition.)

Letters to the Editor

The Mighty Mississippi

Mr. Davis, thanks for your article on the Mississippi. I lived in the town of Muscatine, Iowa in 1969/70 for one year, and can tell you that it was a nice little town. The residents who live in river towns are just a little different than most other folks, as they generally have a more independent spirit and do not want to be told how to do anything, good or bad. This is just my own opinion, and everyone is entitled to it.

Getting to your story and the Hannibal visit, you stated there is no photo of Tom Sawyer. According to an article I read in the Smithsonian Magazine some few years ago, Mark Twain kept company with a saloon, tavern or bar

owner/good friend in San Francisco when he was a resident there. This owner had the ability to tell some very good stories, which Twain loved to do himself. I can only imagine the stories flying around. The first liar wouldn’t stand a chance. One of the stories the friend told was, The Jumping Frog Contest of Calaveras County, according to the article. This friend’s name was Tom Sawyer, and had probably never been to Hannibal, MO. The Smithsonian story had a very good photo of the two of them in Sawyer’s establishment, kicking back in a couple of wooden arm chairs.

If you’d like to follow up on this, and perhaps bring your Hannibal tour guides up to speed on Tom Sawyer, I think you have enough information to follow up on this if you are interested. Happy hunting. /s/Roger Hufferd, Oceanside, CA

PS. I look forward to the latest issue of The Paper. Keep up the good work.

Editor’s Note: Being something of a student of Mark Tawin’s work, I seem to recall the story and photo to which you refer.

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••••• I was never much for ballet or any other form of dance . . . but I’m changing my tune a bit.

My three year old granddaughter, Alex, has been attending dance school and ‘ol Tampaw’ has gone to see her several times at the Stage Door Dance School in Encinitas.

An old fogey like me can’t help but smile when I see these little tykes, average age of three, practicing their tap dance steps, their ballet movements, and the most important part of the dance class . . . seeing Tampaw, smiling, and waving at him.

I never dreamed being a grandpa could be this much fun. There are about 10 kiddies in the class, and two sepa-

rate classroom and classes going on at the same time. It runs from 9:30 to 10:30am and just as soon as that class is over, another begins. I suspect the dance company is making a mighty good living . . . and that’s fine. They work wonderfully well with the kiddies and everyone seems to be having a great time, including parents and grandparents.

••••• I reckon there are more than a few of us living in North San Diego County who are thanking our lucky stars we had the wisdom to move out here from back in the midwest or back east . . . particularly when we hear of the historic blizzard

about to hit any moment.

I’ve been through blizzards and have had all I want. No more snow, ice, cold weather, and bare store shelves for me, thank you very much.

Our friends and family back east are gonna have a hard time of it for awhile . . . but, they will endure.

Spoke to my cousin, Doug Leverenz, who opted to move back to the Minneapolis area; they’ve had temps in the 60’s for the past few days . . . so the great blizzard will have bypassed them. Aren’t you glad you’re here?

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which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda, Singapore , and Uzbekistan.

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BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

THANKS TO YOU, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

In March, 2011, he decided, and announced, that he would retire in 2013. By December of that same year he had changed his mind and decided to hang around awhile longer. After all, he reasoned, “"The show is going well. I love doing it. Why quit?"His publicist later confirmed that "He doesn't have any specific plans to retire. He's still having a lot of fun doing the show."

learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW, I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face.

Disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for

I no longer buy cookies from Woollies since I now have their recipe.

AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE, I can't ever pick up a coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don't send this message to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-inlaw's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician.

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thoughts, and cannot be bothered by outside forces - including people.

images of the mind that he so skillfully leads us to.

Hi! My name is "Sarge" I am an adult neutered, male

If you see me and Evelyn at the show, wave. If we see you, we will also wave.

But then we’ll all settle back in our comfy chairs, welcome Mr. Keillor and let our minds drift along and create those magic

German Shepherd and weigh about 67 pounds.

The rescuers believe I am 5-6 years old. I have all my shots and am current in every way. I was rescued by the Puppy Coalition Foundation in Escondido from the Baldwin Park Shelter last week. I am good around people and most dogs.

The shelter I was in had only

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The

Evelyn Madison The Social Butterfly Email Evelyn at:

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ebrating America.

Anyone interested in the local chapter can email to valleycenterdar@gmail.com and/or the website at www.valleycenter.californiadar.org, or check Facebook for Center of the Valley Chapter, DAR. The DAR (Daughters of the American Revolution) is a non-profit, non-political volunteer women's service organization dedicated to preserving American History, securing America's future through better education, and promoting patriotism.

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Holiday Wreaths Placed by DAR Chapter

Center of the Valley, Valley Center’s local DAR chapter, participated in Wreaths Across America, and placed holiday wreaths on graves at the Miramar National Cemetery.

Shown in the photo at right is Center of the Valley’s ViceRegent Susan Harris with her granddaughter placing wreaths on graves. One of DAR’s goals is to encourage every generation of Americans to celebrate the spirit of the men and women who achieved our nation’s independence, through honoring our heritage, focusing on the future, and cel-

‘Letters to the Editor’ Cont. from Page 4

In fact, the real Tom Sawyer was a heroic, widely loved fireman in the San Francisco areas. He and Sam Clemens would get together and share tall tales together and he became the inspiration for young Tom Sawyer in the book.

Here’s one of the photos you were probably referring to of the San Francisco Tom Sawyer.

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Optimist Club Inducts New Members

Optimist Club of Carlsbad, “The Achievers,” recently inducted three new members, Xiaodan "Dana" Wang, Louis Thigh, and Porama Srijnda, all sponsored by Joe Tosto.

Bonnie Styles, a past governor of CALSO, California South District, attended the meeting.

Diversity and new ideas are what the club is striving for.

l-r: Xiaodan "Dana" Wang; Joe Tosto,V.P;. Louis Tigh; Irene Chow, President; and Porama Srijnda photo credit Joseph Porras

The mission of an Optimist club is to provide youth with guidance, ideas, and how to become useful members of society. Special Olympics events, essay/oratorical contests, working with Boy and Girl Scout organizations, and finding a cure for childhood cancer are the goals of the Optimist organization. If you want to find our more, attend one of our meetings, generally Saturday, 9-10am, at the El Camino Country Club, Oceanside. Guests always welcome. For more info contact Irene Chow, President, 714.619.1125, email irenechow@yahoo.com; or Joe Tosto, Vice President, 760.458.5222

or email optimistjoe@aol.com.

house, 751 No. Rose (corner of Mission Ave.), Escondido. The theme be celebrating The Woman’s Club of Vista GFWC at will Valentine’s Day. The their January luncheon recognized speaker will be Rae Arnold, outstanding members for their vol- a heart surgery survivor speaking on behalf of the unteer work. The club compiled American Heart 4,359 hours in volunteer service in Association. In addition, all club members, age 90 2014. Pictured Left to Right: and above, will be honored President Nancy Jones, Chris as “Queens for the Day.” Anderson, Fran Jensen, Karen Rott, The meeting starts at 10:30am; the program at Judy Pantazo, Kay Silverman, April 11:30am, followed by lunch.

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the Shadowridge Country Club in Vista at 10:30AM with a luncheon presentation. All are welcome!

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Meetings/Events Calendar

Woman’s Club to Have Special Program for February Meeting – On Monday, February 2, the Escondido Woman’s Club will hold their general meeting at their club-

Back to work in the Capitol

Hundreds of bills have been introduced since the Legislature convened for the 2015-2016 session January 5th. Bills must be delivered to the Legislative Counsel’s office by the end of January so that final bill language can be developed by the February 27 deadline.

Though my legislative package is incomplete, I have already introduced a number of bills. Among these, Assembly Bill 14 has been garnering a great deal of interest. The bill will create the Unmanned Aircraft Systems Task Force that will be responsible for establishing a comprehensive plan within FAA guidelines for the operation of unmanned aircraft in California. The task force will develop a broad policy that safeguards individuals’ privacy rights while allowing public and private use of drones. This issue must be addressed at the state level so that provisional

Orchid Society Members to Hear About Orchids of Columbia - Ron Parsons, renown orchid photographer, will give a presentation at the February 4th meeting of the Palomar Orchid Society entitled "Colombia, August 2014." Join in and learn first-hand about his incredible trip to Columbia. The meeting starts at 6:30pm at the Pavilion, 1105 La Bonita Drive, San Marcos.

Visitors are always welcome. For more info, visit www.palomarorchid.org.

Business Women’s Association Meeting on February 5th – The February networking dinner and program of the local chapter of American Business Women’s Association will be on Thursday, February 5, from 68:15pm, at The Spaghetti Factory, 111 North Twin Oaks Valley Road,

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steps can be taken to develop a comprehensive plan specifically for California, its residents, businesses, public safety organizations, agricultural communities and municipalities.

I am also introducing Assembly Bill 59, which will extend the initial period of court-ordered out-patient treatment under “Laura’s Law” from six months to up to one year. Extending Laura’s Law will ensure that assisted outpatient treatment is available to severely mentally ill persons regardless of the county in which they live. It is intended to stabilize these individuals and significantly reduce violence, hospitalizations, arrests and incarcerations.

Extended treatment will allow severely mentally ill patients to continue to receive the vital services they need and help ensure the safety of the public.

I will be providing more information about my legislative package soon.

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San Marcos. The guest speaker will be Mary Cravets who will talk about “Simplify Your Marketing to Get More Clients.” Cost is $23/members or $28/guests at the door (prepaid $23). For reservations and/or information about the event or ABWA, contact Susan Puffet at abwamembership@gmail.com or call her at 760.822.2242.

Last Chance for Tickets to Garrison Keillor Program – An evening with Garrison Keillor will be at the California Center for the Arts, Escondido, on Thursday, February 5 at 7:30pm in the Concert Hall.

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Vista Farmer’s Market Celebrates 34 Years

There are a number of Farmer’s Markets in North County but it appears the oldest is the Vista Farmers Market, which claims it is the longest running in the county, having celebrated its 34th anniversary on Jan. 24.

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The market, which is open Saturday mornings at the County Courthouse in Vista, got going in 1981, making it one of oldest certified farmers markets in the state.

It started back in 1980 when a Vista couple, Dick and Margo Baughman spearheaded the effort to get the market off the ground with area farmers.

It is now located at the County Courthouse on Melrose Drive becasue of construction of the new city hall where it had been located for years.

In the early years, the Baughmans were among about a dozen farmers selling their produce.

The Baughmans had planted more than they could use and wanted to start a certified

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‘Lucky Lindy’ – ‘The Lone Eagle’

Charles Augustus Lindbergh, born Feb. 4, 1902, was an American aviator, author, inventor, explorer, and social activist, but most famous for his 1927 historic non-stop solo flight across the Atlantic from New York to Paris.

British aviators John Alcock and Arthur Brown successful traversed the Atlantic eight years before "Lucky Lindy." Alcock and Brown flew a modified Vickers WWI plane from New Foundland to Ireland.

He took off May 20, from Roosevelt Field on Long Island,

landing nearly 3,000 miles later at Le Bourget Field in Paris.

Lindbergh was flying a speciallydesigned mono plane built by San Diego’s Ryan Aircraft. As a result of this flight, Lindbergh was the first person in history to be in New York one day and Paris the next. Lindbergh, a U.S. Army Air Corps Reserve officer, also was awarded the nation's highest military decoration, the Medal of Honor, for his historic, recordbreaking feat.

During the late ‘20s and through the 1930s, Lindbergh was the most popular man in America – possibly the world. Lindbergh used his fame to promote the development of both commercial aviation and Air Mail services in the United States and the Americas. In March 1932, his infant first-born son, Charles, Jr., was kidnapped and murdered in what was soon dubbed the "Crime of the Century." It was described by journalist H.L. Mencken, as "... the biggest story since the resurrection." The kidnapping eventually led to the Lindbergh family's being "driven into voluntary exile" in Europe, to which they sailed in secrecy from New York under assumed names in late December 1935, in order to seek a safe, secluded home away from the wild public hysteria. Charles and Anne Lindbergh returned to the United States in April 1939.

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entered World War II, in December 1941, Lindbergh had been an outspoken advocate of keeping the U.S. out of the world conflict, as had his father, U.S. Rep. Charles August Lindbergh, R-Minn., during World War I. Before Pearl Harbor, in apparent protest, “The Lone Eagle” had resigned his Army Air Corps colonel’s commission.

Although Lindbergh was a vocal leader in the anti-war America First movement, he nevertheless strongly supported the war effort after Pearl Harbor. He flew 50 combat missions in the Pacific Theater of World War II as a civilian consultant, though President Franklin D. Roosevelt had refused to reinstate his Army Air Corps colonel's commission of which “The Lone Eagle” had resigned.

However, historians speculate just how serious Lindbergh was concerning his America First advocacy. Years after his death, classified documents were uncovered that indicated Lindbergh had made a number of trips to Nazi Germany, acting as a secret agent for the U.S. War Department. While he was invited by Germany to tour their aircraft manufacturing facilities and to see the new Luftwaffe’s air armada, reportedly, Lindbergh was taking careful notes and reporting back to the Army Air Corps about the Nazi buildup.

But, there was more discovered about the famed airman’s private life after his 1974 death. A German biography revealed Lindbergh was quite unlike his clean-cut, shy Boy Scout image.

He had fathered no less than seven children to three secret European mistresses.

In July 2003, some 29 years after Lindbergh's 1974 death, one of the largest national daily newspapers in Germany reported he had fathered three out-of-wedlock children by a German hat maker Brigitte Hesshaimer. Two years later it was further revealed Lindbergh had fathered four other out-of-wedlock children with two other mistresses in Germany and Switzerland. All

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seven children had been born between 1958 and 1967. Though he visited yearly each of his “families,” none of the European children discovered the identity of their father until after his death on Aug. 26, 1974. In his later years, Lindbergh was a prolific prize-winning author, international explorer, inventor, and environmentalist. His grave is near the Lindbergh family home at Hana on the Hawaiian island of Maui.

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Tippy is the pet of the week at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society. She’s a 6 year old, 8 pound, Short Haired, Blue Cream Tabby.

When you meet her in the cattery, Tippy will greet you by standing up, stretching, then pumping her paws up and down on her bed.

Tippy was transferred to Rancho Coastal Humane Society from an animal shelter through the FOCAS program. She’s very soft and she loves to snuggle.

The $100 adoption fee for Tippy includes medical exam, vaccinations, neuter, and microchip. Find your best friend at Rancho Coastal Humane Society at 389 Requeza Street in Encinitas or log on to SDpets.org. Call 760-7536413 for more information.

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The Pastor Says . . .

think ‘right’ is to overcome every obstacle standing in the way of prosperity and happiness. Books, lectures, CDs, and seminars are used to convince us that anything we can imagine will jump into our lap, garage, bank account, and house.

“Stinkinthinkin” has no place in your life if you want the best.

Pastor Richard Huls (Retired) FITNESS

We are living in an age of fitness – physical and mental.

Fitness clubs are everywhere, many competing for members. People are encouraged to get into shape. I am a member of the local YMCA Board and we try to discuss ways to meet the growing need of the perfect body with workouts, swimming, weights, yoga, and a myriad of other exercises.

The mental game is sold as the way to success. To

While wellness and fitness, both physically and mentally, are noble goals, they leave out one important ingredient. “What does it profit a man if he gains the world and loses his soul?” asked Jesus.

He was talking about the spiritual, a God awareness, a touch of holiness. His follower, Paul, compliments physical discipline, but says it is of less importance, but godliness is profitable for all things. It holds promise for this present life and also for the life to come.

I would encourage adding this aspect of fitness to make the others complete.

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• Page 11 • January 29, 2015

A Weekly Message from the Mayor of Your Community published in the belief that it is important for elected leaders to communicate with their constituents and that constituents have a means of hearing from their elected leaders.

Escondido • Mayor Sam Abed Council Action Plan for 20152016

Following each election, the Escondido City Council holds a workshop to develop its Action Plan for the next two years. The Action Plan represents the City Council’s collective vision for Escondido’s future and the strategies that will be used to achieve that vision.

On February 11, 2015, the City Council will hold a public workshop at 12:30 p.m. in the Mitchell Room at City Hall to identify and discuss key policy goals. During that meeting, council members will share

their ideas for city priorities.

Once the priorities have been identified, City staff members will identify the current reality in each of those areas and develop strategies to achieve the City Council’s goals, as well as evaluation measures. Then a final document will be prepared for final Council approval.

I have been very pleased by the progress we have achieved through our 2013-2014 Action Plan and look forward to continued success with our new plan.

By the way, if you are interested in knowing how successful the 2011-2012 Council Action Plan was, the Council will hear a final report on it at the March 4, 2015 City Council meeting at 4:30 p.m.

San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond

Register for Alert San Diego

Residents can register multiple cell phone numbers and email addresses with San Diego County’s Reverse 9-1-1 system called AlertSanDiego.

The system will provide emergency alerts, including evacuation notices, to your registered mobile devices and email.

Because the system uses the

Vista • Mayor Judy Ritter Vista Leadership Academy

Gain a better understanding of how your local government works on your behalf. Register for the Vista Leadership Academy.

Learn about city growth management, traffic, city finances, and other city operations that impact you. The Academy is free and is a seven-week program, held once a week in the evenings from 5-7 pm. The Academy runs from March 4 to April 14, 2015. Participants must be a Vista resident age 18 or older or a Vista business owner or representative.

The academy’s curriculum will

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Bird Club Meeting - The North County Aviculturists, pet bird owners/breeders will meet on Friday, February 6, at 7pm, at the Vista Masonic Lodge, 761 Eucalyptus, Vista. The speaker will be Johan Otter and the topic will be Game Birds. There will be refreshments.

Admission is free. For more info, v i s i t http://sites.google.com/site/ncabirdclub/.

Kids in the Garden Class at Alta Vista Gardens – Saturday, February 7, from 10am to 12noon, will be the next Kids in the Garden Class, and the program will be “Fun with Photography in the Gardens.”

Every child will need to bring a camera or camera phone to take their own photos.

The program will include review of the ideas of color, focus, and zoom, and practice taking photos, then walk the Gardens and

focus on important issues such as public safety, development, finances. and traffic, Participants will learn how decisions are made, how City funds are allocated, how City departments operate and will participate in a citywide bus tour. The last session provides participants the opportunity to meet the City Council and to be recognized during a City Council meeting. I encourage you to register before the deadline on February 19. Interested participants should submit an application to the City of Vista online at cityofvista.com or by calling 760.643.5621. Class size is limited and spaces will be offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

record what is seen. Hands-on discovery and fun are emphasized. At home after the class, parents and their child/children will review the Garden photos, resize the five best ones to 2 MB, and send photos to Farmer Jones to be printed for a display. The class fee is $5/child; adults will stay with their child/children and pay the $3 Garden entry fee.

Registration for the class includes your visit to all the other areas of the Gardens. When you join and buy a family membership, the monthly class and adult entry is free for the year.

Donations are gratefully accepted.

Pre-registration is required; contact farmerjones@altavistagardens.org or call 760.822.6824. The Gardens are located at 1270 Vale Terrace Drive, Vista, at the top of the hill inside Brengle Terrace Park. Visit the website at altavistagardens.org.

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Oceanside • Mayor Jim Wood Soroptimist International 35th Annual Salad Luncheon

Come join us for some delicious food and good company at the Soroptimist International of Oceanside/Carlsbad’s 35th annual salad luncheon. The event will be held at the Junior Seau Beach Community Center on Wednesday, February 25th, from 11:30 pm-1:30 pm. The highlight of the day will be the VIP celebrity servers…those prominent North County area individuals who serve the homemade salads, chili, deviled eggs, desserts and other fine cuisine. The celebrities, including yours truly, are representatives of the local, county, state and national governments, as well

as members of the local media, businesses and the non-profit community service organizations. Soroptimist International is the largest service organization for business and professional women. Their 100,000 members, found in 125 countries around the world, are linked by their mission to improve the lives of women and girls within their local communities.

You can become a sponsor for this event for as little as $100 and your business will be displayed at the salad luncheon. The fee also includes two tickets! As in years past, there will be opportunity drawings and reserved free parking on the Strand. Tickets are $15 and can be purchased from club members, at the door or by calling 760-806-4651.

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Melrose Drive.

Being certified means the market is run according to regulations set by the California Department of Food and Agriculture.

Members of Kiwanis Clubs throughout San Diego County, including a sizable number of clubs from North County, attended the San Diego City Council Meeting at which Kiwanis was saluted as part of its 100th Birthday and observance of Kiwanis International Day.

farmers market.

They still farm an almost nineacre farm. Today, there are 53 farmers, 34 food artisans and 18 crafters, all of whom sell at the market, which features fruits and vegetables ranging from avocados, persimmons, dates and oranges to apples, peaches and strawberries.

Eggs, nuts, honey, cheese, sausages and grass-fed meats are also sold along with baked goods and hot prepared dishes.

The market is open from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturdays at 324 S.

Kiwanis Recognized by San Diego City Council on Kiwanis 100th Birthday

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Microsoft, Operating Systems and Windows 10 - Part I

This series of columns will focus on the history and evolution of Microsoft’s operating systems (OS) up to and including the yet to be released Windows 10. We can tell this story from a more intimate perspective than just about anyone because we’ve been involved since the dawn of the PC age nearly thirty five years ago.

As Operations Vice President at Megatek Corp in the early 1980s I spearheaded the project to design graphics engines (video cards) for the earliest Microsoft DOS based IBM PCs. In the late 1980s, as VP of Operations for Packard Bell I was responsible for mass producing PCs during the transition from DOS to Windows. In the mid 1990s as Operations VP for PC manufacturer Vision Technologies, we witnessed the birth of Windows 95. As owners of

the Computer Factory we have manufactured, upgraded and repaired thousands of PCs with DOS, Windows 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7 and 8X for the past twenty years. We’ve experienced this history where the “rubber meets the road,” building and fixing PCs for business and home end users. We’ve embraced Microsoft’s good efforts (Windows 98, XP and 7), and helped our customers avoid the lemons (Windows ME, Vista and 8X.) Today Microsoft is struggling to replace Windows 8X, an operating system so completely rejected that it pushed PC sales into reverse for the first time in the history of the industry.

It seems ludicrous to think that Microsoft would deliberately release products that don’t meet their customer’s needs. In America we believe that companies succeed by providing exactly what their customers want and yet Microsoft has repeatedly tried to force feed unpopular products to a captive audience. This behavior is rooted in the fact that Microsoft has a near monopoly in PC operating systems. They know that PC users really have no choice but to accept whatever Microsoft provides. That allows Microsoft to do what it feels is best for Microsoft instead of what is best for its customers. They have often based their product development on corporate strategies rather than user needs.

Windows 8X is probably the most flagrant abuse of its customers but deception has long been a part of Microsoft’s culture.

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An Impression You Won't Choke On!

In 1984 the first "digital" impression was introduced into the world of dentistry.

This meant that instead of having to fill a patients mouth with impression materials, digital images could be taken with a miniature camera and once stitched together, could be used to fabricate a model on which a crown or bridge could be made. This was a real advantage because the patient wouldn't be drooling and/or choking on the impression material waiting for it to set up, a process normally taking 3-5 minutes! On the other hand, the scanners at the time were VERY EXPENSIVE and many doctors felt these first prototypes were not as accurate at the impression mate-

Fast Forward to today: Along with the advances in computer technology, computer imaging has progressed by leaps and bounds. Along with this, the number of competitive dental imaging companies has exploded.

Now, instead of taking images of just one tooth, we can scan full arches. Two methods are now in use and competing with each other. One, takes still images and "stitches" together these images into a data base that can be transmitted over the internet to the lab for model fabrication to make a crown, bridge or denture. The other method uses video capturing and essentially does the same thing with regards to stitching and transmitting that data to the lab.

Both systems, whether it be a series of still pictures or a video capture of the image, produce accurate replicas of your mouth and from the models produced, can allow the laboratory to fabricate beautiful restorations. Past systems required fairly large units, called cart systems,

When Vista debuted as a monumental flop in 2007 Bill Gates proclaimed it to be “the best operating system ever.” He knew better. In 2008 Microsoft created and publicized “the Mojave experiment” in which their “blind survey” proved that 90% of people simply loved Vista. Vista continued to rival ME (AKA Microsoft Edsel) for the title of “worst ever” Microsoft OS until it was mercifully euthanized by Windows 7 in 2010. If customer acceptance is the criteria, that debate ended two years ago when Windows 8X swept to victory in the “worst OS ever” sweepstakes. At its recent two-year anniversary Windows 8X had achieved only 14% market penetration. Even lowly Vista had 21% market penetration by its second birthday.

of the PCs in the universe has facilitated the rapid development of technologies and applications that have changed our lives, mostly for the better. Those of us who remember the 1960s and 70s appreciate the luxury of being able to develop applications and products for a single operating system instead of having to pick and choose among the dozens that existed in the pre-Microsoft computer age.

that represented look a likes to R2D2 when used in the dental office, and required special software programs (closed systems) specific to their particular manufacturer in order to communicate that information to the lab (i.e. proprietary software). If your lab didn't have the right software, you were out of luck!

However, now most newer systems are "open" and all labs can take them. In addition, the newest systems have traded the old mobile units (sorry R2D2!) for USB connections that can be used on any computer!

your dentist's office you might be surprised if you need a crown, bridge or even a denture (coming soon!).

The "early adoption" phase of digital impressions is moving into the "becoming widely accepted" phase.

Microsoft is among the most successful companies in the World.

The fact that Microsoft’s operating systems are used on over 90%

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Microsoft competes in an incredibly dynamic business environment. Their OS and other product development decisions must not only anticipate customer needs but also defend Microsoft against competitors large and small who covet Microsoft’s dominance.

Microsoft’s primary objective is to survive in shark infested waters.

Survival comes first, customers come second. How that affects Microsoft’s product offerings is the subject of this series of columns.

With more manufacturers entering the market and more competitive pricing as well as wider acceptance and use, you may be pleasantly surprised to find your dentist "scanning" your mouth without the old impression materials and enjoying a much more comfortable experience!

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If you would like to learn more about me or come for a visit to see if you like me, call Bruce (at the Puppy Coalition) at 760-612-9156. He will be glad to arrange that. Hope to see you soon.

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7th from 1-4pm, at the Escondido Arts Partnership Municipal Gallery, with Alexsandra Babic MFAInstructor.

She will walk you through the process of recreating an image of hers or creating a painting of your own design. Cost is $45; includes canvas, acrylic paint, brushes, and easels. Call 760.480.4101 to reserve. The Gallery is located at 262 E. Grand Avenue, Escondido.

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Discover San Marcos Hike to Santa Fe Hills Trails - The City of San Marcos Community Services will sponsor a Discover San Marcos Hike on Saturday, February 7, from Cerro de Las Posas Park. The hike is free and will begin at 9 am; hikers can start signing in at 8:30 am. The easy, 3-mile hike on urban trails will head east on the Santa Fe Hills Trail, south through the Arboretum and west on part of the Rail Trail. A more difficult 6 mile hike to the top of “P” Mountain will be offered. Hikers will meet in the parking lot at Cerro de las Posas Park, 1387 West Borden Road, San Marcos. The hike is subject to cancellation in the event of rain. An adult must accompany all minors. Sturdy walking shoes are recommended; bring water and trail snacks. Dogs must be on a maximum 6’ leash at all times. For information on hikes or the City’s trails, visit www.san-marcos.net or call 7449000, Ext. 3535.

Chocolate Extravaganza - The Rancho Bernardo Chapter of the Brandeis National Committee will be hosting a Chocolate Extravaganza on Tuesday, February 10, at 1:30pm, at the Rancho Bernardo Glassman Center, with a cost of $15.00.

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Book Club to Discuss “March” by Geraldine Brooks – The Escondido Public Library invites adult readers to join the 2nd Tuesday Book Club meeting on Tuesday, February 10, at 6:00pm in the Turrentine Room of the Library, 239 S. Kalmia St., Escondido, to discuss this month’s title, March, by Geraldine Brooks.

From Louisa May Alcott’s beloved classic Little Women, Geraldine Brooks has animated the character of the absent father, March.

Brooks follows March as he leaves behind his family to aid the Union cause in the Civil War. All Library programs are free and open to the public. The 2nd Tuesday Book Club will continue on March 10th, with a discussion on The Woman Upstairs by Claire Messud.

The title for the April 14 discussion, will be Catherine the Great: Portrait of a Woman by Robert K. Massie. For more information about the 2nd Tuesday Book Club visit library.escondido.org or contact Neva Robinson at nrobinson@escondido.org or 760-8394214.

Alliance Regional Solutions Events – The ARS General Membership Meeting will be on Thursday, February 12th at North County Lifeline, 642 Vista Village, Vista, from 8:30am-10:30am. Then the San Diego Workforce Partnership will present “Future Employment in our Priority Sectors” from 11am12:30pm. No cost for ARS members; lunch will be served. RSVP to ARS Collaboration Coordinator at mmccorkle@interfaithservices.org. MOUs are Due: It’s time for organizations to renew their commitment to ARS; success and continuing growth depends on the collaboration of

strong organizations. Contact mmccorkle@interfaithservices.org, send by mail or fax to 760.740.0837. Vista Teen Outreach Fundraiser will be held all day on Tuesday, January 27, at Nucci’s, 1580 S. Melrose Drive, #108, Vista, where 20% of proceeds will benefit the Vista Teen Outreach program.

The Winter Shelter Committee Meeting will be on Thursday, January 29, from 9:30am11am, at Operation Hope, 859 E. Vista Way, Vista. More information is available on the website at www.regionalsolutions.net.

Contemporary Women Extends New2U Fundraiser Through February - GFWC Contemporary Women of North County (CWONC) is once again looking to raise funds for their Scholarship Fund by partnering with New2U Consignment for the month of February. If you have visited the store you know the variety of items for sale and the great pricing Tim McClintic has. All jewelry will be on sale starting January 24 through the month of February. Find your treasure or take something to place in consignment in the New2U shop located at 407 North Twin Oaks Valley Road, San Marcos. Funds received from New2U will be used to assist students from San Marcos and/or Mission Hills High Schools who will be attending Palomar or UC San Marcos. Visit- www.cwonc.org for more club information.

Escondido Senior Service Council – Ready or not, Tax Season is here. Starting February 2, opening day, the Council will sponsor a free tax assistance program. VITA/TCE trained volunteers are on site and ready to prepare and E-file Federal and CA State tax returns for low to moderate income taxpayers, especially those age 60 and older. Same day service is offered to taxpayers who come prepared with a Social Security card, picture ID, 2013 tax return, plus all the 2014 documentation required to complete the current year returns. You can walk-in, but you might prefer to call for an appointment, which fills up fast. Open Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday from 9am-2pm. Call 760.480.0611 for more information or to make an appointment. Walk-ins welcome at 728 N. Broadway, Escondido, next to

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Tri-City Inline Hockey League is Accepting Players – The Tri-City Inline Hockey League (TCIHL), a non-profit organization established over 20 years ago for the development of youth roller inline hockey in North County San Diego, is currently accepting players (ages 5 to 14) for its Spring Season from March 13 to June 6. Beginners are welcome. All practices and games will take place at the Martin Luther King Jr. Park’s roller hockey rink at 4300 Mesa Drive, Oceanside. The registration fee for new players is $69. “Early bird” registration for returning players through February 8th is $109.

Regular registration cost for returning players through February 22nd is $129. Military discount is available.

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ERWF Seeks Scholarship Applicants - Escondido Republican Women, Federated (ERWF) is seeking applications from graduating high school seniors who attend school in Escondido and are interested in applying for the 2015 Charlotte Mousel Scholarship. Mrs. Mousel, 1994-95 President of the California Federation of Republican Women, exemplified the dedication and commitment of Federated Women. The recipient of ERWF’s award will go on to compete for the San Diego County Federation of Republican Women (SDCFRW) and the CFRW Southern Division's scholarships also named in honor of Mrs. Mousel. The scholarship is awarded to assist graduating seniors who demonstrate the ability to think constructively, through an essay contest, on matters affecting our government, and who exemplifies qualities of Citizenship and Scholarship. Mrs. Mousel believed strongly in our Constitution and this scholarship always uses the Constitution and its uniqueness as the subject matter. The application and guidelines have been provided to each high school in Escondido; may

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-032145 The name of the business: Born Again Home Furnishings, The Lord’s Provision, located at 1100 Anza Avenue, Vista, Ca. 92084, is hereby registered by the following: Martin C. Lauber 1100 Anza Avenue Vista, Ca. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Martin C. Lauber This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 12/11/2014 1/08, 1/15, 1/22 & 1/29/2015

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-033362 The name of the business: Choice Wholesale, located at 7595 Vicker St. #A, San Diego, CA. 92111, is hereby registered by the following: Byung Hee Pak 3229 Rancho Arroba Carlsbad, CA. 92009 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 11/01/14. /s/Byung Hee Pak, owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 12/29/2014 1/08, 1/15, 1/22 & 1/29/2015

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-033224 The name of the business: Poway Delivery, located at 15870 Camino San Bernardo, #105, San Diego, Ca. 92127, is hereby registered by the following: Banafsheh Maleki 15870 Camino San Bernardo, Apt 105 San Diego, CA. 92127 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 12/15/14. /s/Banafsheh Maleki This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 12/24/2014 1/08, 1/15, 1/22 & 1/29/2015

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-000323 The name of the business: Smart Buy Auto Sales, located at 738 W. Washington Ave., A, Escondido, Ca. 92025, is hereby registered by the following: Anne Marie Friszell, Owner 2140 Wilt Rd. Fallbrook, CA. 92028 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 10/01/2014. /s/Anne Marie Friszell This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/06/2014 1/08, 1/15, 1/22 & 1/29/2015

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-031963 The name of the business: Coronado Real Estate Magazine, Coronado Connection Magazine, located at 1725 Granada Ave., San Diego, Ca. 92102, is hereby registered by the following: Jessica Nemeth 1725 Granada Ave. San Diego, Ca. 92102 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Jessica Nemeth, owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 12/09/2014 1/08, 1/15, 1/22 & 1/29/2015

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-033432 The name of the business: Wyatt & Associates Protection Division, located at 310 S. Twin Oaks Valley Rd, Ste 107-340, San Marcos, CA. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Wyatt & Associates, Inc. 310 W. Twin Oaks Valley Rd. Suites 107-340 San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 10/29/2014. /s/Christopher Wyatt, CEO This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 12/29/2014 1/08, 1/15, 1/22 & 1/29/2015 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-000023 The name of the business: Southern California’s Used Chopper Parts, located at 839 Mar Vista Dr., Vista, Ca. 92081, is hereby registered by the following: Monique M. Morton 839 Mar Vista Dr. Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 1/02/15. /s/Monique M. Morton This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/02/15 1/08, 1/15, 1/22 & 1/29/2015

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-032360 The name of the business: Home Sweet Home Design, located at 1535 Baltimore Pl., Escondido, Ca. 92025, is hereby registered by the following: T & T Real Estate Solutions, LLC 1535 Baltimore Pl. Escondido, Ca. 92025 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was 11/01/2014. /s/Faustino Murguia III, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 12/15/2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-000160 The name of the business: Eric’s Sandwich Shop, located at 340 N. Andreasen Dr., Escondido, CA. 92029, is hereby registered by the following: RTSJ Enterprises 340 N. Andreasen Dr. Escondido, CA. 92029 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 1/1/2015. /s/Sandra Mora, Vice President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/05/2015.

1/15, 1/22, 1/29 and 2/05/2015 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-000658 The name of the business: A & V Express, located at 1734 E. Washtington Ave., Escondido, Ca. 92027, is hereby registered by the following: Sherzad K. Dizaii 1734 E. Washington Ave. Escondido, Ca. 92027 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Sherzad K. Dizaii, owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/08/2015..

1/15, 1/22, 1/29 and 2/05/2015 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-000610 The name of the business: Daru Pharm, located at 2161 Coast Ave., San Marcos, Ca. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Radmehr Vahdaniamoli 2161 Coast Ave. San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Radmehr Vahdaniamoli This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/08/2015..

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-033601 The name of the business: Extraordinary Metalshaping, located at 1320 Grand Ave., #26, San Marcos, Ca. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Carole Berthelot 375 Del Dios Hwy #268 Escondido, Ca. 92029 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 10/01/2014. /s/Carole Berthelot This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 12/31/2014 1/15, 1/22, 1/29 & 2/5/2015

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-000665 The name of the business: The Maids of San Diego, located at 17663 Frondoso, San Diego, Ca. 92128, is hereby registered by the following: Maricela Atempa 17663 Frondoso Dr. San Diego, Ca. 92128 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 1/08/2015. /s/Maricela Atempa This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/08/2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-000826 The name of the business: OO Zero, located at 13904 Pauma Vista Dr., Valley Center, Ca. 92082, is hereby registered by the following: Cherie Buretz 13904 Pauma Vista Dr. Valley Center, Ca. 92082 Yuka Nakai 3387 Tournament Drive Oceanside, Ca. 92056 This business is conducted by a General Partnership.

First day of business was n/a. /s/Cherie Buretz, Partner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/12/2015..

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-000358 The name of the business: The Groutsmith San Diego, located at 705 Center Dr., STe 108-252, San Marcos, CA. 92069, is hereby registered by the following: GAV Investments, Inc. 663 Chateau Pl. Escondido, CA. 92029 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 12/20/2014. /s/Janice Goka, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/06/2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-033647 The name of the business: Bret Major, TKW, located at 4043 Porte de Palmas #97, San Diego, CA. 92122, is hereby registered by the following: Timberknoll West, LLC 4043 Porte de Palmas #97 San Diego, Ca. 92122 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was 9/25/2013. /s/Bret Major, Managing Member This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 12/31/2014.

1/22, 1/29, 2/5 and 2/12/2015 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001432 The name of the business: North County Bubble Soccer, located at 950 Boardwalk, Ste 201, San Marcos, Ca., 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Empower Me Up 950 Boardwalk, Ste 201 San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 1/15/15. /s/Danny Ritchey, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/15/2015.

1/22, 1/29, 2/5 and 2/12/2015 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001188 The name of the business: LA Motor Group LLC, located at 1732 Weatherwood Ct., San Marcos, CA. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: LA Motor Group LLC 1712 Weatherword Ct. San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was 2/12/2012. /s/David A. Purch, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/14/2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001203 The name of the business: Unveiled, The Voluptuous Bride, located at 556 S. Escondido Blvd., Escondido, CA. 92025, is hereby registered by the following: Danielle Springer 2022 Badger Glen Escondido, CA. 92029 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Danielle Springer, Owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/14/2015.

1/22, 1/29, 2/5 and 2/12/2015 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001508 The name of the business: T.C.B. Window Cleaning, located at 821 Sinkler Way, Vista, Ca., 92085, is hereby registered by the following: Jorge Rodriguez 821 Sinkler Way Vista, CA. 92085 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 1/1/15. /s/Jorge Rodriguez This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/16/2015.

1/29, 2/5, 2/12 and 2/19/2015 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001694 The name of the business: Hazeware, located at 1391 Enchante Way, Oceanside, CA. 92056, is hereby registered by the following: Tom Pham 1391 Enchante Way Oceanside, Ca. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 1/1/15. /s/Tom Pham, Owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/20/2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-000105 The name of the business: San Diego Auto Solutions, San Diego Auto Solution, located at 1991 Don Lee Place, Suite B, Escondido, Ca. 92029, is hereby registered by the following: Todd Michael Geary 4232 Vista Panorama Way#217 Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Todd Michael Geary This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/02/2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001828 The name of the business: Claramel Collection, Claramel’s Collection, located at 750 Paseo Tierra, San Marcos, CA. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Clarina S. Agamata 750 Paseo Tierra San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Clarina S. Agamata, owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/21/2015.

1/29, 2/5, 2/12 and 2/19/2015 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001308 The name of the business: Extreme Renovations, located at 838 Masters Drive, Oceanside, Ca. 92057, is hereby registered by the following: Alessio Indegno 838 Masters Drive, Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 1/1/15. /s/Alessio Indegno, Owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/15/2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001931 The name of the business: Pristine Shine Window Washing, located at 14100 Stanislaus Ct., Fontana, CA. 92336, is hereby registered by the following: Anthony Oceguera 14100 Stanislaus Ct. Fontana, CA. 92336 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 10/01/14. /s/Anthony Oceguera This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/22/2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001323 The name of the business: Emerald Auto Service Center, located at 257 N. Emerald Dr., STe A&B, Vista, CA. 92083, is hereby registered by the following: Emerald Auto Service Center, Inc. 4909 Del Mar Mesa San Diego, Ca. 92130 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was 7/15/2010. /s/Gholamreza Chitgari, President This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/15/2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2014-029151 The name of the business: Sound Home Solutions, located at 739 N. Citrus, Escondido Ca. 92027, is hereby registered by the following: Kenneth H. Davis 739 N. Citrus Avenue Escondido, CA. 92027 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 5/20/2007. /s/Kenneth H. Davis, Owner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 11/04/2014 12/2, 12/9, 12/16 & 12/13/2014

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2015-001577 The name of the business: Provision, located at 770 Avenida Codorniz, San Marcos, Ca. 92069, is hereby registered by the following: Jon J. Little 770 Avenida Coderniz San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 1/20/15. /s/Jon J. Little This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County 1/20/15 1/29, 2/5, 2/12 & 2/19/2015

Would You Consider Helping Save Rescued Dogs by Fostering Them?

The Puppy Coalition Foundation rescues many dogs from regional kill shelters. These dogs are often rescued on their last day of life in these “shelters.”

The recipe for providing a foster home for a rescued dog is simple:

1.) A little space for a doggie bed somewhere in your home. We will even provide a bed.

2.) Spend a little time with the dog to go out and do “their business” and get some exercise walking. We like to suggest at least 45 minutes over the course of the day. More is great.

These dogs are house-broken.

3.) Then add love. These dogs crave love because in the preceding months they have gotten little and they all yearn for close relationships with humans.

The Puppy Coalition will provide dog food and handle veterinary needs.

We will work around your schedule to show the foster dogs to those who may be interested and potential adopters.

We believe that you will find it personally rewarding helping a rescued dog to get a fresh start in a new life.

If you would like to learn more about this opportunity to volunteer to help save some of these wonderful animals, call Bruce at 760-612-9156.

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