This Spring, we are delighted to bring you three distinct lines, each filled with unique funny stuff. Firstly, our classic illustrated cards, many of which were originally drawn as comics, are smart, spontaneous, and laugh-out-loud funny. We’re also not ashamed to throw a little sweetness in there now and then. Secondly, we’re thrilled to debut our new line of Vintage Redux cards, which are based on public domain Victorian era imagery. We’ve recently become enamored with the surprising humor and vitality of these vintage images, and we love refreshing them with a little frank language and sarcasm. Finally, we’re bringing you our text cards and magnets, an entire world of humor delivered in unexpected one-liners drawn straight from our less socialized selves.
A Zillion Dollars is the brainchild of Carolyn Hiler, a cartoonist and former art psychotherapist. Carolyn is a firm believer in the the power of creative freedom and the significant psychological benefits of accessing the creative impulses we all possess. A Zillion Dollars Comics was founded in 2011, and gradually comics evolved into cards and prints. Carolyn lives and works at 4400 feet in the mountains east of Los Angeles., with her sculptor husband and two geriatric mutts.
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illustrated cards - Size A2 folded cards - digitally printed on 100 % recycled, 100 lb., bright white stock - packaged with 100% recycled A2 kraft envelope in cello sleeve - min order 6 per style - $2.25 ea.
ZDC 0306 Alice in Wonderbra
ZDC 0449 Simple Living
ZDC 0360 First Class
ZDC 0320 Beverage Glasses
SEA CUCUMBER DANCE PARTY
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ZDC 0512 Thank Coffee
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ZDC 0444 Sea Cucumber
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ZDC 0488 Follow Anywhere
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ZDC 0376 Horses Hurdles ZDC 0223 Over 40 Mermaid
ZDC 0322 Bob Seger
ZDC 0490 Cat Puzzle
ZDC 0468 This Tall ZDC 0477 Wanna Spoon
ZDC 0380 Ideal Man
ZDC 0358 Find Differences
ZDC 0349 Dress Fat
ZDC 0500 Laugh Cry
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ZDC 0309 Armageddon
ZDC 0405 Meanderthal
ZDC 0464 Thermometer Jobs
ZDC 0394 Journey
ZDC 0465 Think Yam
ZDC 0509 You’re Tops
ZDC 0398 Little Engine
everyday ZDC 0498 Idea Friends
ZDC 0508 Inner Child
ZDC 0374 Hop In Shower
ZDC 0463 Stuffed Pimento ZDC 0307 All Groan Up A2, digitally printed
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everyday
ZDC 0313 Balloon Kevin
ZDC 0434 Pun People
ZDC 0414 My Resume
ZDC 0493 Important to Me
ZDC 0378 Humpty Dumpty
ZDC 0339 Crowd
ZDC 0347 Do Unto Otters
The Spider’s Last Day At Workrk ZDC 0387 Keep Me Posted
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ZDC 0454 Spider’s Last Day
ZDC 0366 Glockenspiel
ZDC 0506 Holding Hands
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everyday
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Zillion Dollars ZDC 0407
ZDC 0316 Bear Woods
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ZDC 0352 Escher’s Fridge
ZDC 0407 Mom’s Keyboard
SERIOUS PUTTY
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ZDC 0467 This is Life
ZDC 0447
ZDC 0422 One Day
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ZDC 0447 Serious Putty
ZDC 0395 Life Goals
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Zillion Dollars ZDC 0302
ZDC 0507 DNA Like You
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ZDC 0451 Slinky Years
ZDC 0302 Dad’s Keyboard
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birthday
ZDC 0510 Team Birthday
ZDC 0515 Crazy Moe Fo
ZDC 0502 Belated Dodo
ZDC 0397 Mom’s Birthday
ZDC 0318 Belated Research
wedding/new baby
ZDC 0470 Toast to Mom
ZDC 0458 Take the Plunge
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ZDC 0326 Cannibal Baby
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congratulations + graduation
ZDC 0335 Class Valedelorean
ZDC 0445 Seal of Approval
ZDC 0386 Justa Got Lucke
ZDC 0301 Huge Success
thank you / get well
ZDC 0373 Hay Thanks
ZDC 0474 Turtleneck Thanks
ZDC 0511 Get Well Spoon mother’s & father’s day
ZDC 0351 Emergency Mom A2, digitally printed
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ZDC 0456 Tofu Mother
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ZDC 0356 Father’s Day Weed
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fall & Winter
ZDC 0501 Leaves of Fall
ZDC 0233 Pumpkin Teeth
ZDC 0412 Mrs. Claus
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ZDC 0416 Naked Halloween
ZDC 0325 Candy Walker
ZDC 0241 Santa Giver
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ZDC 0367 Halloween Ghosts
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ZDC 0432 Soul Patch
ZDC 0368 Gift Cards
ZDC 0281 White Christians
ZDC 0370 Grinch Identity
ZDC 0514 Hoppy Holidays
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VINTAGE REDUX An all - new collection of fresh vintage charm and satire. Authentic found images from the public domain are combined with contemporary text, producing an unexpected, delightful, and witty result. - Size A2, or smaller, folded cards - digitally printed on 100 % recycled, 100 lb., white stock - min order 6 per style - $2.25 ea.
ZDC 5169 Cat Painting
i ZDC 5177 You Are Amazing ZDC 5158 Online Dating
ZDC 5171 Coffee Cat
ZDC 5180 Fun Or What
ZDC 5175 True Love
ZDC 5178 Netflix and Chill ZDC 5174 Touch Butt
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ZDC 5121 Nice Seeing You
ZDC 5170 Cheese Moon
ZDC 5120 Thinking of You
ZDC 5179 Oh Puleese
ZDC 5172 Meth Without You
ZDC 5176 So Busy
ZDC 5122 Zombie Cats
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redux birthday
ZDC 5141 Cat Overboard
ZDC 5144 Finish Cigarette
ZDC 5149 Beer Glorious Beer
ZDC 5147 Belated Equestrian
ZDC 5140 Hey Cat Birthday ZDC 5145 Eternal Youth
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ZDC 5156 Cat Juggling
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birthday
ZDC 5143 Dispensary
ZDC 5142 Cat Cymbals
ZDC 5146 Cat Aaaaaah!
new baby
easter
ZDC 5105 Hanging Peeps
ZDC 5106 Easter Jewish
ZDC 5128 Baby in House
ZDC 5127 Tiny Creature ZDC 5129 OMG Baby
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valentine’s day
i ZDC 5205 Valentine’s Blah Blah
ZDC 5206 Jane Austen
ZDC 5192 Talk Shit Valentines
ZDC 5201 Guys Suck
ZDC 5217 Netflix Dove ZDC 5194 Trunk Sex Toys A2, digitally printed
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ZDC 5213 Auto Be With Me
ZDC 5202 Heart of Beer
ZDC 5216 Roleplay
ZDC 5211 Single Jesus
ZDC 5214 Heart Pants ZDC 5200 14 Other Valentines ZDC 5199 Why So Sexy
ZDC 5219 Love Making Out
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ZDC 5108 Live With You ZDC 5115 Motherhood Not Hard ZDC 5111 Mom Forest Goddess
ZDC 5129 Mom Financially
ZDC 5113 Mom Amazing ZDC 5110 Mom You’re Rad
ZDC 5107 Mimosas
ZDC 5116 Mom Love You Roses ZDC 5114 Mom Nailed It A2, digitally printed
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father’s b day b ZDC 5124 Golfing Cats
ZDC 5123 Great Advice
ZDC 5125 Vote Liberal
ZDC 5126 More Than Dad
Graduation & Wedding
ZDC 5137 Cat Graduation
ZDC 5131 Partner in Crime
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ZDC 5138 Weight Lifter
ZDC 5132 Ring Hooray minimum order 6 per style
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THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS
ZDC 5191 Thanksgiving Yum
ZDC 5190 Hello Autumn
ZDC 5159 Skaters Gonna Skate ZDC 5189 All About Shopping
ZDC 5188 Happy Holidays
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ZDC 5187 A Holiday Tweet
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ZDC 5186 Coasting Girl
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Peculiar Victorian Santas
ZDC 5152 Stuff Like That
ZDC 5151 Binoculars Santa
ZDC 5150 Ass Chirstmas
ZDC 5153 Rock a Beard
ZDC 5149 Santa Text Me
ZDC 5154 Santa List
ZDC 5157 Santa Bus Station
ZDC 5148 Bullhorn Santa
ZDC 5160 Man About Town Santa ZDC 5155 Whisky Santa
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cards & Magnets
All our text cards are available as magnets and vice-versa. Cards: - A-2, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. cover. - comes with 100% recycled kraft envelope in cello sleeve - $2.25 ea., min 6 per style - order prefix is ZDC Magnets - 2� square, hardback refrigerator magnets - made in USA of high quality materials - $2. ea., min 4 per style - order prefix is ZDM
International Travel card ZDC 8217 magnet ZDM 0217
Cook and Stuff card ZDC 8187 magnet ZDM 0187
card ZDC 8296 magnet ZDM 0296
Aging Funny
Gives A Crap card ZDC 8270 magnet ZDM 0270
Love is Blind card ZDC 8195 magnet ZDM 0195
Life’s Experiences card ZDC 8210 magnet ZDM 0210
Life Is Short card ZDC 8192 magnet ZDM 0192
Brownies to Die card ZDC 8243 magnet ZDM 0243
Books Smart
Trapped Gorgeous card ZDC 8238 magnet ZDM 0238
Dropped Acid card ZDC 8126 magnet ZDM 0126
My Motto card ZDC 8205 magnet ZDM 0205
card ZDC 8265 magnet ZDM 0265
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text cards & Magnets
Dark Side card ZDC 8203 magnet ZDM 0203
Short Normal Trip card ZDC 8248 magnet ZDM 0248
Not Anti-Social card ZDC 8169 magnet ZDM 0169
Broke and Fat card ZDC 8246 magnet ZDM 0246
card ZDC 8173 magnet ZDM 0173
Excellent Connections card ZDC 8113 magnet ZDM 0113
Baby Old School card ZDC 8309 magnet ZDM 0309
Impersonating Adult card ZDC 8276 magnet ZDM 0276
Consuming Information card ZDC 8179 magnet ZDM 0179
Corporations card ZDC 8125 magnet ZDM 0125
Come Along card ZDC 8262 magnet ZDM 0262
50 Oh Well card ZDC 8281 magnet ZDM 0281
Proper Grammar
Secret Code card ZDC 8231 magnet ZDM 0231
Not Brooklyn card ZDC 8198 magnet ZDM 0198
Wine Snob card ZDC 8168 magnet ZDM 0168
Wasting Time
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Spelling Loosers card ZDC 8223 magnet ZDM 0223
Forty F You card ZDC 8127 magnet ZDM 0127
No Empathy card ZDC 8234 magnet ZDM 0234
Twelfth Grade card ZDC 8308 magnet ZDM 0308
Path in Life card ZDC 8124 magnet ZDM 0124
Hugh Grant card ZDC 8119 magnet ZDM 0119
Wealth Good Looks card ZDC 8271 magnet ZDM 0271
Tried Relaxing card ZDC 8156 magnet ZDM 0156
Check Out Links card ZDC 8117 magnet ZDM 0117
Bored Dances card ZDC 8167 magnet ZDM 0167
Small Stuff card ZDC 8295 magnet ZDM 0295
Waiting Merlot card ZDC 8240 magnet ZDM 0240
Fresh All The Time card ZDC 8175 magnet ZDM 0175
You and Phone card ZDC 8310 magnet ZDM 0310
All those Pills card ZDC 8123 magnet ZDM 0123
Should Apologize card ZDC 8174 magnet ZDM 0174
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text cards & Magnets
Moral High Horse
Cat Hysterical card ZDC 8202 magnet ZDM 0202
Could Get Artsy card ZDC 8177 magnet ZDM 0177
Just Fantasizing card ZDC 8211 magnet ZDM 0211
card ZDC 8142 magnet ZDM 0142
Friends Zombies
Diamonds Over Pearls card ZDC 8164 magnet ZDM 0164
Get Well Focus card ZDC 8311 magnet ZDM 0311
Regular Asshole card ZDC 8112 magnet ZDM 0112
First Day Problems card ZDC 8292 magnet ZDM 0292
Divorced Reality card ZDC 8170 magnet ZDM 0170
French Intimidate card ZDC 8120 magnet ZDM 0120
Play Sidekick card ZDC 8300 magnet ZDM 0300
Sociopathic Killer card ZDC 8114 magnet ZDM 0114
Pardon Appearance card ZDC 8214 magnet ZDM 0214
Shutting It Off card ZDC 8131 magnet ZDM 0131
Good Divorced card ZDC 8266 magnet ZDM 0266
card ZDC 8204 magnet ZDM 0204
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Young Beautiful card ZDC 8290 magnet ZDM 0290
Screenplay card ZDC 8101 magnet ZDM 0101
Wrinkles Badass card ZDC 8299 magnet ZDM 0299
Judging People card ZDC 8288 magnet ZDM 0288
College For This card ZDC 8159 magnet ZDM 0159
Soul Sexy card ZDC 8208 magnet ZDM 0208
Cool Shit card ZDC 8135 magnet ZDM 0135
Language in House card ZDC 8244 magnet ZDM 0244
Friends With Me ZDC 8160 ZDM 0160
Counting Blessings card ZDC 8154 magnet ZDM 0154
card ZDC 8148 magnet ZDM 0148
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Getting Older
Love is Patient card ZDC 8196 magnet ZDM 0196
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more magnets, which can also be ordered as cards
Old Incredibly Cool card ZDC 8254 magnet ZDM 0254
It’s My Party card ZDC 8346 magnet ZDM 0346
Alarm Hate card ZDC 8345 magnet ZDM 0345
Uncomfortable Silences card ZDC 8343 magnet ZDM 0343
Want Chocolate card ZDC 8242 magnet ZDM 0242
Disturbing Aura card ZDC 8272 magnet ZDM 0272
Self-Employed card ZDC 8320 magnet ZDM 0320
Get Over Me card ZDC 8239 magnet ZDM 0239
Better Orgy card ZDC 8303 magnet ZDM 0303
Could Be Camping card ZDC 8304 magnet ZDM 0304
Hot Dead Body card ZDC 8287 magnet ZDM 0287
Crying on Stage card ZDC 8241 magnet ZDM 0241
Blaming Parents card ZDC 8312 magnet ZDM 0312
Cool in High School card ZDC 8116 magnet ZDM 0116
Started Whining card ZDC 8152 magnet ZDM 0152
Functional Relationship card ZDC 8349 magnet ZDM 0349
Tried Delegating card ZDC 8155 magnet ZDM 0155
Hate Intolerance card ZDC 8249 magnet ZDM 0249
So Beautiful card ZDC 8181 magnet ZDM 0181
Waiting Offended card ZDC 8178 magnet ZDM 0178
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Signature Style card ZDC 8283 magnet ZDM 0283
Normal Second card ZDC 8344 magnet ZDM 0344
That Virginity! card ZDC 8212 magnet ZDM 0212
Gift of Alcohol card ZDC 8237 magnet ZDM 0237
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Life Partner card ZDC 8194 magnet ZDM 0194
Open Marriage card ZDC 8329 magnet ZDM 0329
Just Texting card ZDC 8245 magnet ZDM 0245
In Bathroom card ZDC 8233 magnet ZDM 0233
Following Trends card ZDC 8189 magnet ZDM 0189
Get Shit Together card ZDC 8166 magnet ZDM 0166
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more magnets, which can also be ordered as cards
Hot Right Now card ZDC 8110 magnet ZDM 0110
You Tube card ZDC 8269 magnet ZDM 0269
Leave Party card ZDC 8282 magnet ZDM 0282
Lazy Beers card ZDC 8302 magnet ZDM 0302
Tolerate Disapproval card ZDC 8284 magnet ZDM 0284
Share Information card ZDC 8228 magnet ZDM 0228
Kind of Whorehouse card ZDC 8251 magnet ZDM 0251
Narrow Mind card ZDC 8277 magnet ZDM 0277
Rejection Firsthand card ZDC 8285 magnet ZDM 0285
Constant Adoration card ZDC 8102 magnet ZDM 0102
Careless Wealth card ZDC 8273 magnet ZDM 0273
Din Narcissism card ZDC 8136 magnet ZDM 0136
Your Expectations
Tantrums Kids card ZDC 8351 magnet ZDM 0351
Loving You Wrong card ZDC 8180 magnet ZDM 0180
Godfather card ZDC 8261 magnet ZDM 0261
Buy Me Drinks card ZDC 8264 magnet ZDM 0264
New Drug card ZDC 8226 magnet ZDM 0226
Delusions Don’t Fail card ZDC 8115 magnet ZDM 0115
Codependent card ZDC 8147 magnet ZDM 0147
Tolerance Drinking card ZDC 8230 magnet ZDM 0230
Rhetorical Questions card ZDC 8342 magnet ZDM 0342
card ZDC 8307 magnet ZDM 0307
card ZDC 8153 magnet ZDM 0153
Your Urgency card ZDC 8280 magnet ZDM 0280
Maxed Awesome card ZDC 8321 magnet ZDM 0321
Googled Child card ZDC 8130 magnet ZDM 0130
Right Entitlement card ZDC 8144 magnet ZDM 0144
Recycle More card ZDC 8162 magnet ZDM 0162
All the Apologizing card ZDC 8146 magnet ZDM 0146
Take Naps
Huge Muscles card ZDC 8157 magnet ZDM 0157
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text cards & be Magnets more magnets, which can also ordered as cards
Bring It
card ZDC 8220 magnet ZDM 0220
Self - Respect card ZDC 8128 magnet ZDM 0128
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Violence a Try? card ZDC 8129 magnet ZDM 0129
Hedonistic Philosophy card ZDC 8229 magnet ZDM 0229
Being Annoyed card ZDC 8108 magnet ZDM 0108
All Rich People card ZDC 8103 magnet ZDM 0103
Clone
card ZDC 8121 magnet ZDM 0121
Atheism card ZDC 8107 magnet ZDM 0107
Telling Story card ZDC 8140 magnet ZDM 0140
Please Parents card ZDC 8224 magnet ZDM 0224
Pride Humility card ZDC 8150 magnet ZDM 0150
Helping People card ZDC 8132 magnet ZDM 0132
Whoever Is Sexier card ZDC 8163 magnet ZDM 0163
Lucky Ignorant card ZDC 8350 magnet ZDM 01350
Lonely At Top card ZDC 8161 magnet ZDM 0161
Laughed So Hard card ZDC 8145 magnet ZDM 0145
Not Shy card ZDC 8171 magnet ZDM 0171
card ZDC 8250 magnet ZDM 0250
Great in Beer card ZDC 8267 magnet ZDM 0267
Factory Defaults? card ZDC 8218 magnet ZDM 0218
Procrastination card ZDC 8215 magnet ZDM 0215
Won Again card ZDC 8313 magnet ZDM 0313
Sexy People card ZDC 8314 magnet ZDM 0314
card ZDC 8286 magnet ZDM 0286
Packet of Chemicals card ZDC 8197 magnet ZDM 0197
No Empathy card ZDC 8234 magnet ZDM 0234
Whatever Teenagers card ZDC 8188 magnet ZDM 0188
Gold One card ZDC 8165 magnet ZDM 0165
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Bitchy Persona card ZDC 8176 magnet ZDM 0176
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Baby’s 39th* Christmas
pins & magnets *AND EVERY OTHER AGE TOO
These super cute stocking stuffers are incredibly fun and they get laughs from all ages. Why should babies be the only ones to celebrate the annual arrival of the holidays?
- 1.25� magnets or pins - made in USA with sturdy steel backing - wholesale price $1. ea
SET A - ALL PINS - ITEM # ZDP 9100 2 ea. ages 15 - 75 120 total pins wholesale $100.
SET C - MIX MAGNETS AND PINS - ITEM # ZDX 9102 2 ea. ages 15 - 75 120 total pins/magnets wholesale $100.
SET B - ALL MAGNETS - ITEM # ZDM 9101 2 ea. ages 15 - 75 120 total magnets wholesale $100.
SET D - MINI MIXED SET - ITEM # ZDX 9103 2 ea. ages 20 - 50 60 total magnets wholesale $50.
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prints - Illustrated and text cards are available as prints - Digitally printed with archival inks - Minimum order 2 per style - Wholesale prices, unframed 8” x 10” - $11. 11” x 14” - $14.
To order, use prefix ZDP (Zillion Dollars Prints) with 4 digit item number of the card. Please specify size.
“I keep thinking, one more hurdle, and then I’ll be happy.”
My Mom’s Computer Keyboard SENDS PUBLISHES ERASES DON'T VIRUSES TO ALL YOUR MESSES UP CARD TOUCH SOFTWARE CREDIT INFO WORK THIS ONE EVERYONE FORWARD NOW THE IRREVERSIBLE ALL NOW IT’S DELETES ANY CUTE SCREEN DAMAGE KEY ALL BLANK IMPORTANT STORY IS FROZEN FILES SENDS MONEY MY EMAIL POST SAME WAIT WHAT THIS BUTTON TO NIGERIAN BETTER JUST COMMENT JUST BREAKS DISAPPEARED 3 TIMES PRINCE CALL HAPPENED? COMPUTER
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- All cards are digitally printed, blank inside
Single Cards $2.25 ea
- 100 lb. Bright White smooth recycled cover
Square Magnets $2. ea
- Kraft envelope, 80 lb, 100% recycled
Round Magnets $1. ea
- Packaged in clear cello sleeve
Prints: 8 x 10 $11., 11 x 14 $14.
- Minimum order 6 per style
Ordering: Orders can be placed by email or phone. Contact us at wholesale@azilliondollars.com to receive a wholesale order form or place an order.
Terms: Minimum opening order is $125. Reorder minimum is $100. Payment for the inital order via credit card, paypal, or check is required prior to shipping. All orders are charged at the time of shipment. Net 30 may be available for existing customers upon request.
Shipping: Order processing time is 5 -10 busines days. Shipping cost will be added to your final invoice. In the rare event an item is backordered, we will notify you immediately. Orders are generally shipped via UPS or USPS Priority Mail, and tracking numbers are included. If you need an ASAP order, please contact us before placing your order.
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T A Zillion Dollars has been featured on the Today Show, Gizmodo, Buzzfeed, and The Huffington Post. In the spring of 2015, our products were featured in the NSS issue of Stationery Trends magazine and in Floral Management magazine. A Zillion Dollars Comics have appeared in numerous Chicken Soup for the Soul books, The Therapist magazine, and in books and newspapers internationally. We are thrilled to be included in the #NSSClassof70 in the upcoming 2016 National Stationery Show.
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