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Broken Garage Door? AZ Weekly Entertainment Magazine Volume 7, Issue 11 March 12th, 2014 Brian Muir Publisher brian.muir@azweeklymagazine.com Kevin Kelley Art Director kevin.kelley@azweeklymagazine.com Jeff Haugen Editor jeff.haugen@azweeklymagazine.com Tami Kelley Office Manager tami.kelley@azweeklymagazine.com FILM! writers Stan Robinson • Randy Montgomery Joseph Airdo LIVE! Music Writer Kim Naugle kim.naugle@azweeklymagazine.com SALES STAFF Chey Tor (602) 487-3975 chey.tor@azweeklymagazine.com Sheree Kamenetsky (480) 235-2114 ShereeK@azweeklymagazine.com PHOTOGRAPHER Tavit Daniel Tavit.Daniel@gmail.com TavitsPhotography.com CONTRIBUTING WRITERS

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44th Annual Scottsdale Arts Festival Friday, March 14 - Sunday, March 16 Live music, food trucks and dog-friendly fun on the grass in Downtown Scottsdale. Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts 7380 E. Second St., Scottsdale 480-499-8587 experiencescottsdale.com

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Sunday, April 20th from 10:00am – 5:00pm The world Famous Rawhide Steakhouse hosts a delectable Easter Buffet on Sunday, April 20th from 10:00am – 5:00pm. A wide array of western selections will be offered including: Carving Station of Rosemary Crusted Prime Rib, Maple Roasted Turkey, Honey Baked Ham; Eggs Benedict, Banana French Toast with Stewed Strawberries, Southwestern Hashbrowns; Cocktail Shrimp with Bloody Mary Aioli, Smoked Salmon with Capers, Roasted Garden Vegetable Salad; Garlic Mashed potatoes with Homemade Gravy, Bacon Infused Macaroni and Cheese, Almond Roasted Green Beans, Candied Carrots. The Easter Buffet menu also includes a Dessert Station. COST: $29.95 ++ for an adult (Ages 12 & up) $12.95++ for children (Ages 4-11) (a separate children’s menu will be offered) Admission to Rawhide is FREE and Parking is $5.00

Liquid Sol Music Festival is an allages event featuring three stages of live music performances by local and national artists including Train, The All-American Rejects, Authority Zero and more. The fest will also have over 25 vendors, beer pavilion, live charity auction, fundraising activities, vehicle extrication demo, kids corner and much more. Alternative rock band, The AllAmerican Rejects, consist of lead singer and bassist Tyson Ritter, lead guitarist Nick Wheeler, guitarist Mike Kennerty and drummer Chris Gaylor. Before joining forces with Kennerty and Gaylor in 2005, Ritter and Wheeler would work drum loops and pre-programmed rhythm tracks during their early performances. These arrangements were reprised on their self-titled album that caught the attention of the mainstream market. Their second studio album “Move Along,” was released in 2005 was the official debut of Kennerty and Gaylor, which became certified double platinum and produced three chart topping singles on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart including “Dirty Little Secret,” “Move Along,” and “It Ends Tonight.” The festival lineup will also include: Blind Melon, BoDeans, Buckcherry, Cage of Gods, Cracker, Ed Kowalczyk, Everclear, Fuel, Gin Blossoms, Lovehammers, The White Buffalo, Tonic, Vertical Horizon, 28 North, 7Horse, Royal Bliss and local favorite Kelley James.

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It’s time to once again gear up for the big Irish celebration, St. Patrick’s Day, with two amazing concert events at Tempe Beach Park on March 15th (Rebelution & Atmosphere with special guests) & March 17th (10th Annual Green Tour with Flogging Molly, Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers and Ozomatli)—and of course the annual raffle hosted by The Spark of Hope Foundation and Tempe Firefighters L493 to benefit the T.I.E. (Tempe Impact Education) Foundation Beans and Rice Program. With the purchase of each $5 raffle ticket, a local family in need will be provided with TWENTY servings of beans and rice. Raffle tickets will be available on site for purchase at the concerts on March 15 and 17 by visiting The Spark of Hope Foundation booth at the entrance of the venue. The winning numbers will be posted on sparkofhope.org on March 18th and winners will be contacted by email. The Beans and Rice program donates 120,000 portions of beans and rice to families in the Valley during the month of December. For more information about the Beans and Rice program, visit: http://www.tiefoundation.org.

Māyā Day + Nightclub, Steve LeVine Entertainment & Public Relations (SLE) and Disco Donnie Presents (DDP) are excited to bring back renowned DJ trio Above & Beyond to perform for the launch of SLE pool parties at Māyā Day + Nightclub on March 23, located at 7333 E. Indian Plaza in Scottsdale, AZ. Doors open at 11 a.m. and the event is 21 years and older. The English trance trio, Paavo Siljamäki, Tony McGuinnes and Jono Grant, known as Above & Beyond, formed in 2000 in London where they made their debut in Tokyo in 2001 alongside Ferry Corsten and Tiësto. Above & Beyond are owners of the London-based Electronic Dance Music (EDM) labels Anjunabeats and Anjunadeep. The trio hosts a weekly radio show titled “Group Therapy Radio,” which won the BBC Radio award for Essential Mix of the Year in 2004 and 2011. Their hugely anticipated second album “Group Therapy” was released in 2011 and hit No. 1 on the iTunes Music Charts. Above & Beyond is currently ranked in the top 20 on DJ’s Magazine’s “Top 100 DJs” poll for 2013. The latest album, “Above & Beyond Acoustic” was released on January 28 and reached No. 1 on the iTunes Dance Chart.

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Fibber Magees An Irish breakfast being served at 8 a.m. kicks off a true all day Irish celebration. All the St. Patty specials, promotions, games, fun, food and St. Paddy drinks one could possibly fathom will delight from day into the night. Live music performances by Holly Kirsten at 1pm, The Brazenheads at 3 p.m., and Jason DeVore at 7 p.m. are sure to please the masses. No cover before 3 p.m., $5 from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m., and $10 after. 480-722-9434. Fibber Magees is located at 1989 W. Elliot Road, Chandler. Visit www. fibbermageespub.com for more information.

high noon with droves of good food and drink, promos, giveaways and live music entertainment by the Bracken School of Irish Dancers and the Tempe Highland Pipe Band. Event time: Noon to 2 a.m. Call 480-929-9500 for further details. Rula Bula is located at 401 S. Mill Ave. in Tempe. For more information, please visit www.rulabula. com

Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day in Tempe with Flogging Molly, Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers and Ozomatli Celtic punks Flogging Molly are hitting the road for their 10th annual Green 17 Tour and bringing along eclectic rockers Roger Clyne & the

Peacemakers and Latin rock/funk/ hip-hop artists Ozomatli. Get ready to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in high style with a trio of bands that will pull no punches when it comes to putting on a show. Get revved up for a night of non-stop grooves when Southern supergroup Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers take the stage. Featuring former members of The Replacements, Dead Hot Workshop and the Gin Blossoms, the band’s pop-tinged Americana frequently goes off into reggae and mariachi-inspired tangents. After that, Ozomatli takes over for a South of the border-style St. Pat’s. Renowned for their live performance, Ozomatli’s unique blend of Latin rock, salsa, hip-hop, reggae and funk will have you on your feet until the main event, Flogging Molly, takes over the stage with their special blend of punk attitude and Celtic flavor. Get in the St. Paddy’s spirit with songs of drunken nights, poverty-ridden days and lots of romance and revelry. Monday, March 17th / Tempe Beach Park / 54 W. Rio Salado Pkwy, Tempe

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Skeptical Chymist No need to be too skeptical, as a good time is sure to be had by all at this uniquely popular Scottsdale pub, hosting their annual St. Patrick’s Day block party. This can’t miss good times event includes the option of an irish fare breakfast to kick things off at 8 a.m., loads of outdoor drinks and eats day and night, an all star list of tasty import brews and all the good vibes the lucky o’ drums of the ear can handle with live performances from The McGraws at 1pm, The Sullivans at 3pm and The Brazenheads at 7pm. No cover before 3 p.m., $5 from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. and $10 after 5pm. Call 480609-8677. Skeptical Chymist is located at 15688 N. Pima Road in Scottsdale. For more information please visit www. skepticalchymist.com

Rula Bula Another mega popular St. Paddy day destination for all Irish day eternity, Rula Bula on Mill provides a distinct two day celebration, beginning Sunday, March 16th. A giant among all the Mill Avenue madness, Rula Bula brings to the valley this year’s theme, “St. Patrick’s Day Training” featuring Guinness greatness galore alongside live music from bands Trevor Jones and The Sea Merchants who will be rocking the crowd from 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. The big bash finale takes place on Monday, March 17 beginning at

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anos i P g n i l Due WESTGATE St. Patrick’s Day at Westgate Entertainment District means Weekend-Long Parties, Green Beer and Drink Specials Starting at $1 The perfect way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day on Monday, March 17, is partying at the hottest bars and restaurants in the West Valley all within walking distance at Westgate Entertainment District. St. Patrick’s Day wouldn’t be complete without Green Beer, specialty themed cocktails and traditional Irish menu items. Westgate has no shortage of options for partygoers looking for a little luck of the Irish.

$1 Mimosas and Green Beer, $5 Bloody Marys and a Kiss Me I’m Irish brunch. At 9pm, “The Wildest St. Patrick’s Party” kicks off with lucky leprechauns and a make-your-own-green-bikini contest. On Sunday, McFadden’s opens at 11am and offers $3 Coors Light, $15 Coors Light buckets and 25 cent wings all day. On Monday at 9am, “The Wildest St. Patrick’s Day party” continues and is hosted by Verne Troyer (aka “Mini Me” from Austin Powers). From 9-11am, specials include $1 Mimosas and Green Beer, $5 Bloody Marys and a special St. Patrick’s Day brunch. From 3-6pm, enjoy happy hour from 3pm-6pm with half-off all appetizers and anything ontap. At 6pm, McFadden’s will host an official Phoenix Coyotes watch party where Howler and the Paw Patrol will be on-hand to giveaway door prizes, including some autographed merchandise.

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McFadden’s Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day all weekend long at McFadden’s from Saturday, March 15 through Monday March 17. On Saturday, doors open at 7am with a Paddy-O Watch party to cheer on thousands of runners in the Kiss Me I’m Irish Run. From 7-11am, specials include

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...Continued from page 12 Party revelers are invited to enjoy live entertainment and DJs all weekend long as well as Green Beer and Irish Ritas. On Saturday starting at 9am, specials include Green Eggs and Ham and $3 Mimosas and Green Beer. Starting at noon, enjoy Corned Beef and Cabbage Tacos, whiskey specials and live entertainment by the Kilted Spirit. On Sunday, there will be drink specials all day long, a DJ and a free poker tournament starting at 1pm along with beer pong and corn hole. On Monday, Calico Jack’s will open at 9am for St. Patrick’s Day festivities. www.calicojacksglendale.com 623-877-5225

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Saddle Ranch Chop House Offering no cover all day, Saddle Ranch is serving $5 Green Draft Beer, $14 Lucky Leprechaun carafes and their famous cotton candy for $8.99 that will be dyed green for the occasion. www.srrestaurants.com/glendale 623-889-7770

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Hell’s Half Acre Opening at noon on St. Patrick’s Day, enjoy $3 cans of Guinness & Murphy’s Irish Stout and $5 Jameson & Bushmills shots.

Tilted Kilt The ever-adored Tilted Kilt girls are gearing up for their annual Irish Hooley menu. The authentic Irish menu will feature dishes like Olde Dublin Irish stew, scotch eggs, shepherd’s pie, corned beef hash, and corned beef and cabbage. Plus, enjoy a variety of Irish-themed cocktails like The Paddy Bomb. Each location will host an Irish-themed party on St. Patrick’s Day. Details: Tilted Kilt Pub and Eatery locations: 2 E. Jefferson, Phoenix 16840 N. 83rd Ave., Peoria 7077 E. Bell Rd, Scottsdale 4731 E. Cactus Rd., Paradise Valley 660 W. Warner Rd., Tempe 1910 S. Gilbert Rd., Mesa.

Don’t reserve all of the St. Patrick’s Day fun for only one day. Enjoy The Yard House St. Patrick’s Menu from March 14-17 featuring such Irish favorites as Shepard’s Pie, Grilled Corned Beef Sandwiches and Corned Beef Brisket. www.yardhouse.com/AZ/glendalerestaurant/, 623-872-3900

31st Annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade and Faire: March 15 at 10am The annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade

embraces the heritage and traditions of the Irish culture by giving its guests an event to remember. The parade includes bagpipers, Irish step dancers, marching bands, police and fire vehicles, floats, and more. The Irish Family Faire begins after the parade and features three stages of Irish music and dancers, food and beverages, and crafts. There’s also a kid’s area for the little ones! Event takes place at Margaret T. Hance Park, 1134 N. Central Avenue, Phoenix. Admission: $10 for ages 13 and older.

Kiss Me I’m Irish Run: March 15 at 7:17 a.m.

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with a 17K or 8K run along the Arizona Cardinals Stadium and through the Westgate Entertainment District. The event also has a 4K that’s perfect for the family. Everyone will receive a Hershey Kiss at the end of the run, and participants that are 21 and over will receive green beer. Spend the rest of the day showing off your moves and partying to live Irish music. Event location: Westgate Entertainment District, 6770 N. Sunrise Blvd, Glendale Admission: $35- $50. Saturday, March 15th 7:17 a.m.

Margaritaville The Shout! House Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day all weekend long from Saturday, March 15 through Monday, March 17 with $2 Green Beer (until it runs out) and a $10 Corn Beef and Cabbage special. On St. Patrick’s Day, enjoy complimentary cover when doors open at 7pm and the live pianos begin at 8pm. Partygoers can enjoy $2 Green Beer, $3 Guinness, $6 Irish Car Bombs and a $10 Corn Beef and

Margaritaville is serving up a special menu of Irish-inspired cocktails all day including $7.75 Shambrocker, $9.25 Irish Boat Drink, $7.25 Lucky Landshark Lager and $7.75 Off to See the Leprechaun Marg O’Rita. www.margaritavilleglendale.com 623-722-0011 For information on Westgate Entertainment District, a retailer directory or to see what’s happening today, visit www.westgateaz.com.

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From their first Top Ten hit, “Not Fade Away,” in 1964, The Rolling Stones have done just that -- still performing as one of the most electric live bands ever while cementing their status as true rock legends. Now, conductor Brent Havens and the Phoenix Symphony salute the Stones’ more than 50-year legacy with a concert of greatest hits, featuring singer Brody Dolyniuk, the voice of select tracks from the video games Guitar Hero III, The Legends of Rock and Rock Revolution. From “I Can’t Get No (Satisfaction),” “You Can’t Always Get What You Want,” “Ruby Tuesday,” and “Paint It, Black” to “Start Me Up” and “Sympathy for the Devil,” they’ll perform the most memorable

of Living to Do,” “Put on a Happy Face” and “The Telephone Hour.” Desert Stages Theatre Mainstage (4720 N. Scottsdale Rd.)

BYE BYE BIRDIE: ELVIS-INSPIRED MUSICAL COMEDY

April 11 – 27 at Desert Stages Theatre Mainstage In this Tony Award-winning musical favorite, a small town gets turned upside down when hip-thrusting superstar Conrad Birdie -- whose resemblance to Elvis Presley is entirely intentional -- arrives in Sweet Apple, Ohio to give a lucky girl “one last kiss” before his induction into the army. Set in the ‘50s world of soda fountains, screaming fans and Ed Sullivan, this nostalgic show is filled with classic songs like “I’ve Got a Lot

March 27-April 13 The celebrated off-Broadway comedy, Around the World in 80 Days, which features five actors in a theatrical tour-de-force playing 39 characters from Jules Verne’s classic adventure novel, will come alive through the Arizona Theatre Company production at the Herberger Theater Center, 222 E. Monroe, from March 27-April 13. Adapted by Mark Brown and perfect for the whole family, this hilarious take on the celebrated novel about explorer Phileas Fogg’s attempt to circumnavigate the world in order to win a bet, is directed by David P. Saar, founder and artistic director for the award-winning Childsplay, and boasts an incredible cast of characters. Along with his man-servant Passepartout, and pursued by the relentless Detective

Fix, Phileas races from London through India, the Far East and across the American frontier in a mad scramble of adventures, romances and cliffhangers. Tickets for Around the World in 80 Days start at $37, are subject to change depending on time, date and section, and are available at www. arizonatheatre.org or by calling the box office at (602) 256-6995.

SIRO-A: Technodelic Experience Siro-A perfectly fuse modern technology with mime, breath-taking optical illusions, movement and comedy all set to a pulsating electro beat. Friday, March 21 · 7:30pm Bella Gaia Beautiful Earth A multimedia show that incorporates NASA satellite imagery, live music and dance to simulate the “Overview Effect” of spaceflight. Friday, March 28 · 7:30pm

Yakov Smirnoff Saturday, March 15 · 7:30pm

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HOW I BECAME A PIRATE LANDS AT THE PALMS THEATRE

new work by Helguera, a worldrenowned visualand performance artist whose work weaves together personal and historical narratives in the context of socially engaged art and language. The ASU Art Museum, named “the single most impressive venue for contemporary art in Arizona” by Art in America magazine, is part of the Herberger Institute for Design and the Arts at Arizona State University. To learn more, call 480.965.2787 or visit asuartmuseum.asu.edu.

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The Palms Theatre presents How I Became A Pirate, a musical based on the book written by Melinda Long. Children will join the adventures of Jacob Jeremy as he jumps on board to join Capitan Braid Beard and his pirate crew. Buried treasure, sea chanteys, pirate talk--who wouldn’t go along? How I Became A Pirate lands at The Palms Theatre from Wednesday, March 12 through Saturday, April 5, 2014. Tickets to How I Became A Pirate can be purchased online at ThePalmsTheatre.com, by phone, (480) 924-6260, or at the Box Office, located at 5247 E. Brown Road in Mesa. Ticket price is $18 for all ages and includes our kid-friendly buffet; $12 for show only seating.

ASU ART MUSEUM PRESENTS TWO CONCURRENT EXHIBITIONS BY WORLDRENOWNED ARTIST PABLO HELGUERA Opening March 21st The ASU Art Museum is pleased to present two concurrent solo exhibitions of work by artist Pablo Helguera, both of which will open March 21st. “Pablo Helguera: Librería Donceles” and “Pablo Helguera: Chrestomathy,” curated by Julio César Morales, will be the first presentation outside of the East Coast of this

o Thursday, April 10 7:00 PM o Friday, April 11 10:30 AM & 7:00 PM o Saturday, April 12 11:00 AM, 3:00 PM & 7:00 PM o Sunday, April 13 12:00 PM & 4:00 PM* *Spanish language performance Ticket price levels are $19, $24, $45 (VIP) and $65 (Front Row). Weekday Kids tickets start at only $10 each for select seating (available for Thurs 7PM and Friday 10:30AM & 7PM shows only). Tickets now available for

purchase online at Ticketmaster.com, charge by phone at 800-745-3000 or at the venue Box Office. DIXIE SWIM CLUB The Palms Theatre / Mesa Thru April 12th Five Southern women, all on the same college swim team, meet each year at a beach cottage in North Carolina to catch up, laugh and rekindle their friendship. This hilarious and touching comedy focuses on four of those weekends over a 33 year period and the enduring loyalty among these five unforgettable women and their friendship that will last forever. For more information please visit www. thepalmstheatre.com For tickets, please call the Box Office at 480-9246260.

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once-in-a-lifetime skating spectacular as Mickey and the rest of the gang take the audience on a whirlwind tour of favorite Disney moments.

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DISNEY ON ICE CELEBRATES 100 YEARS OF MAGIC IS COMING TO PHOENIX

APRIL 10 – 13 / US AIRWAYS CENTER Be part of the festivities when Disney On Ice celebrates 100 Years of Magic comes to Phoenix! More than 65 of Disney’s captivating characters from 18 unforgettable Disney stories come to life in this commemorative celebration, produced by Feld Entertainment. In this lavish ice show, everyone’s favorite sweethearts, Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse, take audiences on a fun-filled adventure, sharing memories with Disney friends including Goofy & Donald Duck; the beloved Disney Princesses; Chip & Dale; Pinocchio & Jiminy Cricket; Belle & The Beast plus many more – and magical moments from Disney’s Aladdin, Mulan, The Lion King plus Disney/Pixar’s Finding Nemo, The Incredibles and Toy Story!

JAN 16MAR 30 Watch Artists Working in Studios Daily! Enjoy the Café, Artists’ Marketplace, Weekend Music, Garden Parties, Veteran Art Classes & More! 10-Week Show 26540 N Scottsdale Rd at Jomax By MacDonald’s Ranch • Scottsdale 480-837-7163 • ArizonaFineArtEXPO.com 10-week Season Pass $10; Military/Seniors $8 Open Daily 10am-6pm; Rain or Shine Enmanuel Maldonado

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SCOTTSDALE ARTS FESTIVAL CELEBRATES ALL THINGS CREATIVE MARCH 14–16 Paletas Betty, Pizza People, Satay Hut, Short Leash Hot Dogs, Spice it Up, Taste Rite Gourmet, Tom’s BBQ and Two Fat Guys Grilled Cheese. Also on the menu will be Barrie’s Original Kettle Korn and Lu Lu’s Italian Ice. A variety of fine wines, beers, cocktails and beverages will be offered, as well as tastings courtesy of Young’s Market Company, Deep Eddy Vodka and Gold Miner Rum from Desert Diamond Distillery in Kingman, Ariz.

Award-Winning Event Showcases 185 Artists, Live Music, Gourmet Food Trucks and U.S. Debut of FriendsWithYou’s Interactive Happy Gift Inflatable Sculpture Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts will present the 44th annual Scottsdale Arts Festival on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, March 14–16, in Scottsdale Civic Center Park. Long recognized as one of the country’s top art fairs and recently named “Best Arts Festival” by Phoenix New Times, the Scottsdale Arts Festival showcases 185 jury-selected artists from the United States and Canada who work in painting, sculpture, glass, ceramics, jewelry, photography and many other media. Works of art are available for purchase directly from the artists and through the Festival’s online art auction. More than 20 Arizona bands and performers will provide continuous live music and entertainment on two stages, including rock, R&B, folk, salsa, swing and much more. Among the musicians are Alan Jones Quintet, The Big Fellahs, Blues Review Band, Bossa Brazil, Carol Pacey & The Honey Shakers, Cold Shott & The Hurricane Horns, Holly Pyle Quartet, Jan Sandwich Band, Jovert, M&M Duo of The Sugar Thieves, Orquesta Salsarengue, Patrick Sassone, Pick and Holler, RC and The Blues Disciples, Str8Up Band, The Swing Tips, Teneia & The Maybees, Thatz That, Tommy Ash Band, Trailer Queen, The Upper Strata, West Hills Brothers and Zachary Scot Johnson.

An expanded roster of gourmet food trucks, including members of the Phoenix Street Food Coalition, will serve delicious world cuisine. Participating mobile eateries include 180Q, The Grilled Cheese Truck, Hey Joe! Filipino Street Food, Jamburritos Cajun Grill Express, Luncha Libre, The Maine Lobster Lady, Mamma Toledo’s, March 12th, 2014 - March 18th, 2014

In collaboration with Scottsdale Public Art, the Festival will present the U.S. debut of Happy Gift by the Los Angeles-based artist duo FriendsWithYou. Previously exhibited in Seoul, South Korea, in 2013, this brightly colored 30-foot-wide interactive sculpture is an inflatable ‘bounce house’ that inspires people of all ages to play and explore. Also making its Scottsdale debut will be FriendsWithYou’s Mushroom Bounce House, which was exhibited in 2010 at Toronto’s Luminato Arts Festival and Art Basel Miami, and at New York City’s High Line Park in 2011. (Happy Gift and Mushroom Bounce House will make an encore appearance at Scottsdale Public Art’s Canal Convergence/Spring Equinox event, March 20–23, at the Scottsdale Waterfront.) Exploring the theme of “The Color of Fun – The Fun of Color,” Imagine Nation, the Festival’s family area, will offer participants of all ages the opportunity to engage their creativity through free arts activities, storytelling, dancing and more. Imagine Nation is made possible by signature sponsor Fruitsnackia. During the Festival, admission will be free to Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Art (SMoCA), which features the exhibitions The Five Senses and Leslie Shows: Surfacing. The Scottsdale Artists’ School and Arizona Clay Association also will offer free demonstrations at selected times.

of art-related merchandise, including artist-made jewelry, imaginative toys, decorative objects from around the world, well-designed furnishings for home and office, music, books, and greeting cards. SPONSORS The Scottsdale Arts Festival is made possible by presenting sponsor Intravest Title and Valley Buick GMC Dealers; signature sponsors SRP, Pita Jungle, Fruitsnackia and Cox; and supporting sponsors American Laser Skincare, Dannon Oikos and Sedona Pines Resort. Additional support is provided by the City of Scottsdale, Deep Eddy Vodka, Hensley, Pepsi, Safeway, Trinchero Family Estates and Young’s Market Company, and media sponsor The Arizona Republic/ AZCentral.com. ADMISSION AND INFORMATION Admission to the Scottsdale Arts Festival is $8 for adults, $5 for students and free for children 12 and under and members of the Scottsdale Cultural Council. Parking and trolley service are free. A two-day pass is available for $12. Tickets may be purchased in advance through (480) 499-TKTS (8587) or at any Festival entrance on the day of the event. (Pets are not allowed, except for trained service animals.) Additional information is available at ScottsdaleArsFestival. org. Proceeds benefit the programs of Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts.

LOCATION AND PARKING The Scottsdale Arts Festival takes place downtown at Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts and Scottsdale Civic Center Park, located at 7380 E. Second St. in downtown Scottsdale, two blocks south of Indian School Road and three blocks east of Scottsdale Road. Free parking is available in the public parking garage located to the west of Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts on Wells Fargo Avenue. Additional free parking is available at the Old Town Parking Corral at East Second Street and Brown Avenue and at the Civic Center Library parking garage located on Drinkwater Boulevard at East Second Street. Free shuttle service is available

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SCOTTSDALE CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS One of the premier performing-arts halls in the western United States, Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts showcases a diverse season of dance, music, theater and film from around the world. More than 1,000 indoor and outdoor performances, educational programs, festivals and other events are presented and hosted at the Center each year serving approximately 250,000 participants and contributing substantially to Scottsdale’s high quality of life and reputation as a vibrant arts destination. The Center’s education and outreach programs reach nearly 20,000 children and adults each year. Most events take place in the state-of-the-art, 853-seat Virginia G. Piper Theater, recognized for its intimacy, acoustics and comfort. Additional venues include the 137-seat Stage 2 and neighboring 1,800-capacity Scottsdale Civic Center Amphitheater. Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts is located on Scottsdale Civic Center Park, a 21-acre urban oasis next to the city’s Old Town and gallery districts. The nonprofit Scottsdale Cultural Council is contracted by the City of Scottsdale to manage the Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts, Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Art (SMoCA) and Scottsdale Public Art. The Cultural Council is funded in part by the Arizona Commission on the Arts, which receives support from the State of Arizona and National Endowment for the Arts.

44th Scottsdale Arts Festival March 14–16, 2014 Friday and Saturday, 10 a.m. – 6 p.m. Sunday, 10 a.m. – 5 p.m.

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REVIEWERS ROUNDTABLE The following are reactions from each of AZ Weekly Entertainment Magazine’s film commentators in an effort to generate a wellrounded overview of this weekend’s new releases.

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Stan Robinson’s reviews reflect the insights of an insider. With more than 22 years of experience in media production, Stan uses his behind-the-scenes expertise to survey a film’s technical attributes and considers the challenges that had to be overcome in order to cinematically present a story. E-mail him at Movies@StanRobinson.org.

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Randy Montgomery’s reactions reveal the emotional intuition of an average moviegoer. With a master’s degree in counseling and education, Randy grounds his opinions in a unique combination of both a movie’s surface entertainment value and its ability to affect him on an even deeper level. E-mail him at Randyjay7694@yahoo.com.

Joseph J. Airdo’s remarks represent the analytical perspective. With a bachelor’s degree in media analysis and criticism from the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism, Joseph contemplates the real life implications and applications of a motion picture’s themes in order to determine its existential purpose. E-mail him at joseph.airdo@gmail. com.

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‘Better Living Through Chemistry’

‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’

Sam Rockwell plays a straight-laced pharmacist whose uneventful life spirals out of control when he starts an affair with a trophy wife customer (Olivia Wilde) who takes him on a joyride involving sex, drugs and possibly murder. (NR - 91 minutes)

Ralph Fiennes plays a legendary concierge at a famous European hotel who befriends his lobby boy (Tony Revolori). The story involves the theft and recovery of a priceless Renaissance painting and the battle for an enormous family fortune. (R 100 minutes)

Stan: What comes to mind as the overall theme for ‘Better Living Through Chemistry’ is ‘Refreshingly Zany’ as Sam Rockwell delivers a character with a ‘Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde’ persona without the viciousness of Mr. Hyde, just the personality altering factors that too many pharmaceuticals could have on one’s normalness. Bravo to writer/directors David Posamentier and Geoff Moore for an interesting view of what just may be the reality for some of those walking around among us. Joseph: In “Better Living Through Chemistry,” star Sam Rockwell goes from friendly neighborhood pharmacist to completely unhinged pill-popper - a journey that is absolutely amusing to behold. The fact that the flick’s story is significantly different than those found in most cinematic fare is an added bonus, but the real draw here is Rockwell going off the rails in tremendously entertaining fashion ( just as he did in “Choke,” “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind” and “Moon”).

Randy: Wes Anderson’s brand of comedy has really started to grow on me. Having not been a fan of his work prior to ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, I was eagerly awaiting this release. Maybe my sense of humor has changed over the years, or maybe I just appreciate his work more, but ‘Budapest’ did not fail to entertain. The dry-off beat humor really worked with the story and the setdirection and cinematography added to the mix. Tilda Swinton’s make-up and transformation is enough reason to see this one. Joseph: There’s eccentric and then there are Wes Anderson films. And then there is “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” which is in a class all by itself. The new comedic caper may be the writer/director’s most visually mesmerizing movie to date - but it is also his least accessible as it tells a story that seems to go on and on without any particular direction. It is clearly a large step down from “Moonrise Kingdom, but one could never regret seeing it simply because of its innate uniqueness.

For ‘Out of Sight’ (1998) casting George Clooney, Jennifer Lopez, and Ving Rhames represented noticeable U-turns from author Elmore Leonard’s conception of the characters: respectively, a 50 something, a blonde and a white redneck.

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DIDN T KNOW! by Stan Robinson

Akira Kurosawa’s classic ‘Seven Samurai’ (1954) was a tribute to the Westerns of John Ford. The story has been retold as ‘The Magnificent Seven’(1960), space mercenaries in ‘Battle Beyond The Stars’(1980) and flea circus entertainers in ‘A Bug’s Life’(1998).

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Writers/Directors Geoff Moore and David Posamentier (‘Better Living Through Chemistry’ By Joseph J. Airdo

“In a movie like this where there is sort of the subject matter of all of this stuff going on, I think that it is very easy to come off like we are trying to make some sort of statement about something dealing with drugs or whatever but we are really not. We are storytellers. When we set out to write the script, we started with the character of Doug and sort of built this world around him. “This just so happened to become his world. And that is really all we are trying to do - tell the story of Doug,

his wife and Elizabeth, who are each in sort of their own orbit, and follow them on this little bit of a journey. I think what we want the audience to walk out of the theater thinking is ‘I know things didn’t wrap up in a pretty little bow but I am glad to know that these people are headed for a better place.’ “The plot of the movie is ultimately about people who intersect in life and, while they don’t stay together, they have adjusted each other’s journey in a way that it is going to be very

beneficial. It is more a story and less a statement on this. But I think that [Jane Fonda] says it best in the movie: You can’t help everybody but everybody can help somebody. And that is a big part

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of it as well.” - Geoff Moore and David Posamentier

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ALSO OPENING THIS WEEK The following new theatrical releases were not made available for review for AZ Weekly’s Press Deadline.

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The Greatest Show On Dirt

Returns to Arizona at Wild Horse Pass Motorsports Park March 22 - 23 The Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Series brings bar-bangin’, door-to-door, four-wheel action to challenging, fanfriendly tracks such as our own Wild Horse Pass Motorsports Park. This year will be no exception, in fact the racing lineups have never been better. Take a look at some of the best of the best coming to town. All are winners and all of them hate losing. Look out – Someone’s getting hurt in the dirt! We have new drivers battling it out for the Rockstar Energy team including Brian Deegan, Rob Maccachren and Todd Leduc. Representing Monster Energy, look for Kyle Lucas and Casey Currie to be extremely competitive. Red Bull’s team with Bryce Menzies and Ricky Johnson will be tough to beat as well.

Tickets will be available at the door. No tickets will be presold. Children 12 and under are FREE. Adults are $25 at the door. Local NAPA stores will be offering $5 Off discount coupons in the Phoenix area stores. Plenty of food and drink will be available for purchase on site. For more information, go to www. LucasOilOffroad. com About Lucas Oil and Team Lucas…

Team Lucas is an alliance between Lucas Oil Products and select marketing partners that enhances brand awareness, maximizes television coverage and enhances live, ‘family friendly’ event experiences for fans. Lucas Oil Products is the world leader of high-performance lubricants

and problem-solving additives, and distributes 272 unique formulations in 34 countries, with continued growth every year. Its television production arm, Lucas Oil Studios, manages highdef facilities that create more than

300 hours of programming for CBS, CBS Sports, NBC, NBC Sports and the Lucas-owned MAVTV Network. For more information visit: www.lucasoil. com

Jeremy McGrath, 7-time Supercross champ will be making his way back to the Lucas Oil Off Road Series in the Pro II class as well. Fan favorite and no stranger to victory, Corry Weller, the fastest female off road racer, will attempt to dominate the Pro 4 Class sponsored by Optima Battery. And prepare for a “Take No Prisoners’ situation in the Pro Lite Class as there will be 35 drivers fighting to win only 20 spots to compete. Each driver will have to defeat 15 others just to get a chance to race in the finals. That will be worth watching. Considering all the uncertainty last year at this time, the Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Series is proud to be back at Wild Horse Pass Motorsports Park with a multi-year contract. There will be more racing and more variety than ever before.

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March 15th and 16th at Wild Horse Motorsports Park These aren’t your granddaddy’s tractors! It’s the Lucas Oil Pro Pulling League, and they’re coming out west. Mark your calendars now for Saturday, March 15th and Sunday, March 16th at Wild Horse Motorsports Park in Chandler. Gates Open at 11am and the event starts at 1:30pm. Come see the 10,000 horsepower Super Modified Tractors go for a full pull. Including National Farm Machinery Show winner MAVTV, 2011 Class Champion - Shell Shocked, Down and Dirty, the Apache and many more battle it out for supremacy. Also in attendance will be the Super Modified 2 Wheel Drive Trucks, Pro Stock Tractors and the Super Stock Diesel Trucks. You gotta hear the sound and feel the power! Adult tickets are twenty five dollars and kids 12 and under are FREE! For more information, please visit www.propulling.com or call (520) 796-5601.

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- Sigourney Weaver

- Charles Darwin

WORDS FROM THE WISE

“Never burn bridges. Today’s junior jerk, tomorrow’s senior partner.”

“It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.”

“The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.”

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”

- Aristotle Onassis

- Dorothy Parker “Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.” - Samuel Johnson

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.”

“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.”

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above the I-10 freeway (yup, the I-10 tunnel goes under the park). The treat to to Margaret T. Hance Park is that it’s adjacent to the Japanese Friendship Garden, a huge Koi Pond and park that offers serene Asian beauty in downtown Phoenix. Now, you can’t bring food into the Japanese Friendship Garden, so eat at the park (literally 10 feet from the Garden), and then go for a stroll around the pond. Admission to the Garden is $5 for adults. Children under 6 are admitted for free.

If you’re in the East Valley, head on out to Kneaer’s Bakery and grab one of the many delicious loafs of bread—my favorite is the cinnamon swirl, it’s to die for—or one of the freshly sliced turkey sandwiches, made from real turkey, you know, the kind you take out of an oven. Not the slimy sandwich meat found in the Oscar Meyer packet. They serve an assortment of Panini style sandwiches, like the turkey and artichoke heart one. And, they also have salads galore, like the Orange Citrus Salad, made with spring mix lettuce, orange, sunflowers, cranberries, bacon, balsamic vinaigrette, and a blend of cheeses. Now, where do you take your loaf of bread, salad, and sandwich? I say head out to the edge of the city, which isn’t really that far and go to the Granite Reef Damn park on the bottom of the Salt River. If you take Power road north until it curves east and turns into the Bush Highway you’ll run right into it. It’s the closest natural water source in Phoenix and it’s really not that far of a drive. You may even see wild horses, cows, birds, and other wildlife that calls the river area home. Want to fish while you’re out there? Great. Want to kayak or canoe? Go for it. It’s a beautiful place to escape the hustle of the city, and it’s only a short drive away. Now, I must warn, you’ll need a forest parking-pass to legally park there, but you can pick them up for $6 at many nearby gas stations, or look at the U.S. Forrest Service website here: http://www.fs.fed. us/passespermits/ for more information. Regardless of where you’re going to eat, grab something delicious and eat it outside while you still can, before the sweltering Phoenix heat melts us all like watches in a Picasso painting. And, as always, let me know where you’re eating on Twitter @tinodefranco.

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U.S. Citizens and Resident Aliens: There’s both good and bad news for gamblers who reside in the United States - Although the withholding rate is only 28% that’s neither a maximum nor a minimum. If you keep good records you can subtract your losses from your winnings and only owe taxes on the difference. Also the laws may change from year-to-year, but if you’re a really big winner, say the lottery, then you could end up owing a lot more than 28% or 30%. Here’s an example for a typical casino player. Let’s say you have a number of W-2G’s and they along with your other winnings total $250,000. You also have losses of $235,000 throughout the year. The difference is $15,000 that you won and that’s what you must pay taxes on. On the other hand if you won $235,000 and lost $250,000 you just write the amount won and claim only the $235,000 in losses, even though you lost more. The IRS isn’t too sympathetic and they don’t care about how much you lost overall. Sadly, you can’t do any form of multi-year averaging when it comes to taxes. Remember this is the IRS and they want your money so if you over pay all is well; however, it’s a major problem if you somehow pay less than is owed. Non-Resident Aliens: If you’re a foreign citizen residing outside of the United States both the tax rate and thus the withholding rate are 30%. The IRS already knows that you’re unlikely to file a special US tax return so they make sure they get their money up front. So if you win $25,000 on video poker or a slot, the casino will deduct $7,500 from your jackpot and pay you $17,500. Be aware that you’ll probably be taxed by your own government as well. Because this is like a double whammy for gamblers some countries have signed treaties with the U.S. protecting them from paying twice. It’s important that you determine if your country has an agreement and what it says before you start playing. Linda Boyd ,a long-time table game player before turning to video poker, also writes for “Southern Gaming” and “Midwest Gaming and Travel” her book, “The Video Poker Edge”, includes free removable pay schedules and free strategy cards for the most popular games. Look for her story in the current editions of “American Casino Guide” (ACG) and her YouTube videos, also with ACG. Second Edition of her book is available in both paperback and kindle. Available at amazon.com, bookstores, Square One Publishers. www. squareonepublishers.com or 1-877-900BOOK

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A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another precinct.

A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend.

THE STING

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During the Crusades, a young blacksmith rises to knighthood and protects Jerusalem from invading forces.

A long-smoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians.

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To avenge a murder, two con men bilk a mobster with their betting-room scam in 1930s Chicago.

A newly hired ghostwriter exposes evidence that suggests his late predecessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain.

WAR OF THE WORLDS

TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE 8 p.m. on TMC Puppet commandos protect the planet from fiendish terrorists and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il.

10 a.m. on HBO A New Jersey man and his two children face an epic battle for survival when hostile aliens invade Earth.

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ACC Tournament, First Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C.

The story of Steven, the youngest member of a team of magical Guardians of the Universe.

Marty (Lenny Venito) plans a date night for himself and Debbie (Jami Gertz), but it doesn’t turn out the way she had hoped. Dick (Ian Patrick) develops a major crush on the new baby sitter.

11 a.m. on ESPN

SOME GIRL(S) 9 p.m. on SHOW Adapted by Neil LaBute from his own stage play, this 2013 comedy stars Adam Brody as a bridegroom-to-be who embarks on a cross-country journey to make amends to all the girls he’s loved before.

HANNIBAL 9:01 p.m. on NBC The people closest to Will (Hugh Dancy) are forced to take sides as his trial begins. That’s especially difficult for Jack (Laurence Fishburne), who’s already in trouble because of Alana’s (Caroline Dhavernas) damning report about his conduct with Will.

BANSHEE 10 p.m. on CINEMAX In the season finale, Lucas and Carrie prepare for the fight of their lives against Rabbit (Ben Cross) and his soldiers. Proctor’s (Ulrich Thomsen) return to Banshee has Rebecca striving to prove her allegiance in “Bullets and Tears.”

SAVE OUR BUSINESS 10:01 p.m. on TNT Unique Vintage, a classicinspired apparel seller, was started by someone with no business experience — and it shows. The warehouse is in chaos, management is lacking, and customer service is poor. Enter Peter Jones to share his expertise and help founder Katie and her staff turn things around.

ACC Tournament, Second Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C.

UNCLE GRANDPA

4 p.m. on ESPN ACC Tournament, Third Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C.

The exploits of Uncle Grandpa, a magical uncle and grandpa to everyone in the world.

4 p.m. on FS1

ADVENTURE TIME

Big East Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From New York City.

6 p.m. on ESPN

THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE Having won the survival competition doesn’t mean easier times for Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) — far from it, in fact — in the first film sequel from Suzanne Collins’ novels. What’s intended as an inspirational victory tour causes a rebellion, prompting officials to put Katniss into another Hunger Games in a strategy to solve their problem. In one of his last performances, Philip Seymour Hoffman is a notable cast addition, as is Jena Malone.

ACC Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C.

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NBA BASKETBALL 4:30 p.m. on FSAZ Phoenix Suns at Boston Celtics. From TD Garden in Boston.

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7:30 p.m. on CARTOON Two adventurers help bizarre characters in need of unique assistance.

DOG WITH A BLOG 8 p.m. on DISNEY A silly misunderstanding between Avery and Wes becomes a bigger issue when he invites her best friend Lindsay to the movies.

THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL 8:15 p.m. on CARTOON Gumball and Darwin try to get a family heirloom back from an old man.

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Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-boxing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang.

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Miss Piggy and friends play Dickens characters as Scrooge meets the ghosts of Christmases past, present and yet to come.

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Network Channels (:01) 20/20 ’ Å ABC15 News at 10 (N) (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live ’ Å ABC Last Man Standing ’ (:31) The Neighbors (N) Shark Tank Kids and teenagers present ideas. Hawaii Five-0 “Ma lalo o ka ’ili” (N) ’ Å Blue Bloods “Knockout Game” (N) ’ Å CBS 5 News at 10 (N) (:35) Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’ CBS Undercover Boss “Sky Zone” (N) ’ Å Whose Line Is It? Whose Line Is It? Colin & Brad: Two Man Group ’ Å The King of Queens The King of Queens The Simpsons Å American Dad Å That ’70s Show Å CW Enlisted “Vets” (N) ’ Raising Hope (N) ’ FOX 10 News at 9pm (N) ’ Å FOX 10 News at 10pm Modern Family Å TMZ (N) ’ Å FOX Rake Ben takes over his dad’s law firm. (N) ’ Grimm A resistance ally is compromised. (N) ’ (:01) Hannibal “Hassun” Will’s trial begins. (N) 12 News at 10pm (N) (:34) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å McLaughlin Group (N) Dr. Wayne Dyer: I Can See Clearly Now Determining one’s life purpose. ’ Å Moyers & Company ’ PBS Washington Week Family Feud ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab Å Seinfeld “The Airport” Seinfeld “The Susie” Community ’ Å Access Hollywood (N) Cops Reloaded Å TELE Family Feud ’ Å Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) (SS) Lo Que la Vida Me Robó (N) (SS) Qué Pobres Tan Ricos (N) (SS) Noticias Univisión Noticiero Uni Familia-Suerte UNI Cable Channels The First 48 ’ Å After the First 48 “Trail of Evidence” (N) Å Beyond Scared Straight (N) ’ Å (:01) Those Who Kill A&E The First 48 “Into the Graveyard” ’ Å ›› “The Flintstones” (1994, Comedy) John Goodman, Elizabeth Perkins, Rick Moranis. The 700 Club Å ABC FAM ›› “Richie Rich” (1994, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, John Larroquette, Edward Herrmann. ››› “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. Å The Walking Dead One group finds a shelter. AMC (5:30) ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. Scandal Fitz faces a harsh reality. ’ Å Scandal ’ Å BET Movie › “Coyote Ugly” (2000, Romance-Comedy) Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia, Maria Bello. Legally Blonde (2001) BRAVO › “Coyote Ugly” (2000, Romance-Comedy) Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia, Maria Bello. Adventure Time Regular Show Teen Titans Go! King of the Hill Å The Cleveland Show American Dad Å American Dad Å Family Guy ’ Å CARTOON Steven Universe (:05) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson. Premiere. ’ Å Banshee “Bullets and Tears” ’ Å Banshee ’ Å CINEMAX (6:15) › “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) Unguarded Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Anderson Cooper 360 Å Crossfire Unguarded Anthony Bourd. CNN CNN Spotlight (N) Daily Show Futurama ’ Å Futurama ’ Å Key & Peele Å Key & Peele Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å ›› Jackass 3.5 Å COMEDY The Colbert Report Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Movie Loft Paid Program Paid Program COX 7 Dan Majerle Show Gold Rush: Pay Dirt “Grandpa’s Last Wish” (N) Gold Rush Fred copes with a dying wife. (N) ’ Game of Stones The mountains of Brazil. (N) Gold Rush: Pay Dirt ’ DISC Sons of Guns ’ Å Dog With a Blog Å Dog With a Blog Å Dog With a Blog ’ Dog With a Blog Å Liv & Maddie Å Austin & Ally ’ Å A.N.T. Farm ’ Å DISNEY “Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams” ’ E! News (N) RichKids of Beverly RichKids of Beverly Fashion Police “Fash Fabness” (N) Hello Ross (N) The Soup Chelsea Lately E! SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) ESPN College Basketball ACC Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive FOOD Diners, Drive The O’Reilly Factor Å The Kelly File Hannity Greta Van Susteren FNC Hannity (N) College Basketball College Basketball Pac-12 Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Las Vegas. (N) FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) Å FS1 Best of Diamondbacks Ultimate Dodgeball (N) Courtside Jones The Game 365 ’ UFC Countdown (N) FSAZ Suns Live! Post Game Suns Live! Post Game Ignite the Future: Suns D-Backs Wkly How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother ››› “Thor” (2011, Action) Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Anthony Hopkins. Cast out of Asgard, the Norse god lands on Earth. ››› Thor (2011) FX ››› “The Descendants” (2011) George Clooney. A man navigates unfamiliar waters after his wife’s accident. Å The Astronaut’s Wife FXM (6:00) ››› “The Descendants” (2011) George Clooney. Å Golf Central (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Second Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. GOLF (6:00) PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Second Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. True Detective Hart and Cohle investigate. ’ True Detective Hart and Cohle get a new lead. Real Time With Bill Maher (N Same-day Tape) VICE ’ Å HBO (6:15) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. ’ Hunters Int’l Renovation Realities Renovation Realities Renovation Realities Renovation Realities House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HGTV Hunters Int’l American Restoration American Restoration American Restoration American Restoration American Restoration HISTORY American Restoration American Restoration American Restoration Å Celebrity Wife Swap “Flavor Flav/Dee Snider” Celebrity Wife Swap ’ Å Off Their Rockers Off Their Rockers Off Their Rockers LIFE Wife Swap Women trade homes and families. Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory ’ Å ›› Scary Movie 3 MTV Ridiculousness ’ Breadwinners Å Breadwinners Å Full House ’ Å Full House ’ Å Full House Å Full House Å Friends ’ Å NICK Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (N) ’ Å House of Lies Å Episodes “Episode 8” “Some Girl(s)” (2013) Adam Brody, Kristen Bell, Zoe Kazan. Premiere. ››› “Byzantium” (2012) Gemma Arterton. SHOW (6:05) › “Houseguest” (1995) Sinbad. ’ ››› “Iron Man 3” (2013, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle. ’ Å (:15) Black Sails “VII.” STARZ (:10) ››› “Monsters University” (2013) Voices of Billy Crystal, John Goodman. ’ Å WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Helix Peter tries to spread the virus. (N) Bitten “Vengeance” ’ SyFy Helix “Fushigi” Alan discovers the truth. Family Guy ’ Å ›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy. Premiere. (DVS) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy. 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After a malevolent enemy reduces his world to rubble, Tony Stark must rely on instinct and ingenuity to protect those he loves as he searches for a way to avenge his losses.

10:15 a.m. on TMC

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An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife.

In 1952, medical student Ernesto “Che” Guevara and his friend Alberto Granado embark on a life-changing road trip across South America.

A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists.

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11:25 a.m. on STARZ

A youth becomes a victim of cyberbullying in one of three tales centered around the impact of the Internet on people’s lives.

9:10 a.m. on STARZ

9:50 a.m. on CINEMAX Johnny Cash forms an enduring bond with June Carter and struggles with drug addiction on the way to music stardom.

1:45 p.m. on CINEMAX

Animated. Back in their college days, Mike Wazowski’s fierce rivalry with natural-born Scarer Sulley gets them both kicked out of Monster University’s elite Scare Program.

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50/50 6:20 p.m. on TMC After learning that he has malignant tumors along his spine, a young man vows to beat his illness.

THE CONJURING 8:05 p.m. on CINEMAX Paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse.

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Bristol Motor Speedway for the Food City 500. Expect paint to be exchanged on the .533-mile oval, on which Kasey Kahne took advantage of a Brad Keselowski gaffe on a late-race restart in last year’s contest to capture his 15th Sprint Cup victory. He’ll be challenged by a field including Keselowski, Kyle Busch, Carl Edwards and Jimmie Johnson.

NCAA Basketball Championship Selection Show 3 p.m. on % KPHO It’s mid-March — do you know where your favorite teams are? The 68 schools picked to compete in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament are revealed tonight in this special. With the revelation of the brackets comes the requisite debate about which bubble teams were snubbed by the selection committee, which teams didn’t deserve a ticket to the dance and which No. 1 seed is the likeliest to fall victim to an underdog.

Monday MLB Preseason Baseball Wednesday NBA Basketball

4 p.m. on A ESPN A peach of an ESPN NBA doubleheader gets under way tonight in Miami, where Dwyane Wade and the Heat face a team that could give them some trouble in the Eastern Conference playoffs in Kevin Garnett and the Brooklyn Nets. Then it’s a clash of West titans in the nightcap, as LaMarcus Aldridge and the Portland Trail Blazers invade the home court of Tim Duncan and the San Antonio Spurs.

10 a.m. on A ESPN Spring has sprung down in Florida with the first of seven ESPN telecasts of preseason baseball coming from Fort Myers, where Dustin Pedroia and the defending champion Boston Red Sox welcome in Matt Holliday and the St. Louis Cardinals in a rematch of last fall’s World Series. Expect to see more of these teams over the next two weeks — the Sox play twice more on ESPN; the Cards once — before the regular season opens on March 30.

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12 p.m. on L GOLF; 3:30 p.m. on L GOLF; 6:30 p.m. on L GOLF The PGA Tour’s Florida swing takes it to the Gulf Coast for the next four days for the Valspar Championship. A field including Lucas Glover, Padraig Harrington, Matt Kuchar, Brandt Snedeker and Justin Leonard will tee it up on the Copperhead Course at Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club in Palm Harbor, Fla., a 7,340-yard layout that demands length. Kevin Streelman won this event in 2013.

For all the money the New York Yankees spent plugging various holes, there remains a glaring one that could negate all the good work they did this winter. Remember the old “Who’s on first? What’s on second?” Abbott & Costello routine? That could play out in the Bombers’ infield this season. Take a look around – the question marks are everywhere: Third baseman Alex Rodriguez is gone, sitting out the season because of a PED suspension, with a cast of unknowns in the wings; shortstop Derek Jeter, who will turn 40 in June and retire in October, is coming off an injury-plagued 2013; second baseman Brian Roberts hasn’t played a full, productive season since ’09; and first baseman Mark Teixeira was in decline even before a wrist injury

limited him to just 15 games in ’13. Yet if right, Teixeira could be the key to the New York offense. Prior to the health woes that began in 2012, the 33-year-old Maryland native was among the game’s most productive middle-of-the-order hitters, averaging 35 home runs, 113 RBIs, and batting and on-base averages of .281 and .373. He also led the league in homers and RBIs in ’09, the year of the last Bomber championship, and won five Golden Glove awards. Though he’s taking it slow this spring, Teixeira says he’ll be ready for Opening Day and is counting on playing at least 150 games – which the Yankees will need from him if they’re to keep pace in the ultracompetitive American League East. Teixeira and the Yankees face the Boston Red Sox in a preseason game airing Tuesday, March 18, on ESPN.

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Baby Luigi has gone missing, and it’s up to Baby Mario and an army of colorful Yoshis to save the day. In this latest Mario adventure, series gameplay elements remain, such as ground pounds and egg throwing and have been joined by such new additions as gyroscopic controls to increase aiming and Mega Egg throws that can be used to destroy objects, retrieve coins and discover secret doors. Throughout the game, the art style changes as well, with backgrounds and objects being rendered in watercolors, crayons and oil. Despite gameplay that changes ever so slightly from sequel to sequel, and shallow stories of kidnap and rescue, the Mario titles always perform well thanks to an army of loyal fans. “Yoshi’s New Island” keeps that trend alive but offers a few upgrades that will keep the Mario mob entertained until the next adventure hits the shelves.

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United Sportscar Championship: Sebring.

Sam and Cat baby-sit two polite, British girls; Sam tries to fulfill a community service requirement at Elderly Acres.

A mortally wounded man carrying a baby stumbles into a church and leaves the infant with a priest before he dies. As Castle and Beckett (Nathan Fillion, Stana Katic) investigate, they discover that the dead man was no relation to the child.

COLLEGE BASKETBALL 8:30 a.m. on CBS Conference USA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From El Paso, Texas.

SUMMER DREAMS

10 a.m. on ABC SEC Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Atlanta.

7 p.m. on CBS This new documentary takes viewers behind the scenes of the NBA’s Summer League, an annual exhibition event where rookies and unsigned players show coaches and team managers what they can do on the court.

BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE 7 p.m. on TCM Goldie Hawn stars as Jill, a free spirit who moves in next door to a blind man (Edward Albert), in this 1972 romantic comedy. Don (Albert) has been trying to live on his own, apart from his domineering mother, and Jill helps him gain independence.

THE GRIM SLEEPER 8 p.m. on LIFE Based on a true story, this new docudrama stars Dreama Walker as reporter Christine Pelisek, who connects the dots in dozens of unsolved Los Angeles murders and determines they’re the work of one killer.

BLACK SAILS 9 p.m. on STARZ As the hunt for the Urca gets under way, big changes are in store for Eleanor (Hannah New), while Bonny and Rackham (Clara Paget, Toby Schmitz) find their past misdeeds coming back to haunt them in the new episode “VIII.”

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In director Spike Lee’s 2013 take on a celebrated Korean melodrama, Josh Brolin plays an advertising man abducted and kept in a room for 20 years while the outside world is led to believe he killed his wife. After his two-decade imprisonment ends, he’s determined to find whoever was responsible for his long captivity ... and the outcome definitely isn’t pretty. Elizabeth Olsen, Sharlto Copley (“District 9”) and Michael Imperioli also star.

Jessie enrolls Luke in a dance class but Luke decides to replace doing homework with dance practice.

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ACC Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C.

When Phoebe commits herself to too many activities, Max helps her by creating a clone.

Big Ten Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Indianapolis.

FISH HOOKS

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Ms. Lips discovers that many Freshwater residents have video posts of their own on the internets; Milo thows the party of the century but the party gets a little out of hand.

ACC Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C.

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Kaz plans a surprise birthday party for Oliver at The Domain, but there is a security lockdown at Mighty Med just as they attempt to leave.

Mountain West Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Las Vegas.

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Siblings learn that magical creatures are behind the strange occurrences at their great-great-uncle’s rundown estate.

AAC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Memphis, Tenn.

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Post The Game 365 World Poker Tour FSAZ NHL Hockey Calgary Flames at Phoenix Coyotes. From Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Ariz. (N) ’ (Live) (5:30) ››› “Wanted” (2008) James McAvoy. ››› “Taken” (2008, Action) Liam Neeson. Slavers kidnap the daughter of a former spy. ›› “Underworld: Awakening” (2012) Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Rea. FX › “Picture Perfect” (1997, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Jay Mohr. Å › “All About Steve” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock. Å FXM (6:00) › “What Happens in Vegas” (2008) GOLF (6:30) PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Third Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013) Leonardo DiCaprio. A would-be writer lives next to a mysterious millionaire. Å True Detective Hart and Cohle get a new lead. 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BELIEVE 8 p.m. on NBC Tate (Jake McLaughlin) takes Bo (Johnny Sequoyah) to Atlantic City in hopes of winning some money. While there, Bo bonds with a struggling mom and her ailing child. The FBI’s involvement complicates Skouras’ (Kyle MacLachlan) efforts to recover Bo.

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CRISIS 9 p.m. on NBC A busload of students from an elite Washington, D.C., high school is ambushed during a field trip, and its occupants are taken hostage by mysterious forces seeking leverage against their parents in this tense new drama series.

To help raise money for Ally’s charity, Austin agrees to be auctioned off on a date.

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The biggest party fraternity on campus has to share its house with a sorority or face ejection from school. The brothers wage an epic battle of the sexes to fight for their right to party.

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Kenneth Cox Ministries Paid Program TELE Palm Valley Church Nuestra Belleza Latina (N) (SS) (:05) Sal y Pimienta (SS) (:15) Acción Deportiva Noticiero Tras la Verdad (N) UNI Cable Channels Wahlburgers ’ Å Wahlburgers ’ Å Wahlburgers ’ Å Wahlburgers ’ Å Wahlburgers ’ Å Wahlburgers ’ Å (:01) Wahlburgers ’ A&E Wahlburgers “Who’s Your Favorite?” ’ Å › “Zookeeper” (2011, Comedy) Kevin James, Voices of Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb. ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. ABC FAM (6:00) ›› “Bedtime Stories” (2008, Comedy) The Walking Dead One group finds a shelter. The Walking Dead The group considers things. (:01) Talking Dead (N Same-day Tape) Å The Walking Dead AMC The Walking Dead An enlightening mission. › “Friday After Next” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps, John Witherspoon. Å The Game Jason’s jersey is retired. ’ Å BET (6:00) › “Held Up” (2000, Comedy) Jamie Foxx, Nia Long. 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Check out our special nights: Monday $5 Chili Dog & Beer Night Tuesday - Taco Tuesday Wednesday - $5 Wing Night

3–7 TUE – SAT ALL DAY SUN & MON

Cask Ales Available

95¢ PBR’S $2 DOMESTIC DRAFTS $3 JAGERS AND MUCH MORE

Sun Up Brewing Company & Brewhouse 322 E. Camelback Rd. Phoenix, AZ 85012 602-279-8909 www.sunupbrewing.com

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10425 N SCOTTSDALE RD • SE CORNER SCOTTSDALE @ SHEA (480) 483-1939 • www.chopandwok.com

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$1.50 Small Selected Drafts $2.50 Well Drinks, Select Pints, Domestic Bottle Beers 12 oz. $3.50 House Wines, Premium Draft Pints, Large Selected Drafts, Jack Daniels, Bacardi, Ketel 1, Captain Morgan or Jose Cuervo $2 Chips & Salsa $2.50 Wings (6), Beef Sliders (2), Beef Ribs (2), Slice Pepperoni Pizza, Taco’s (2) choice of beef, fish, or chicken $5 Shrimp Ceviche or Mussels Venezia

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6895 E. CAVE CREEK RD. CAVE CREEK, AZ 85331 480-488-1906

www.HaroldsCorral.com

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