Notable Quotes

“Say What?!”

Do you have what it takes to do the impossible? A virulent vehemence for vermin? A background in urban planning, project management or government? And most importantly, the drive, determination and killer instinct needed to fight the real enemy – New York City’s relentless rat population? If so, your dream job awaits: New York’s Citywide Director of Rodent Migration.

– From a New York City government job bulletin seeking a “New York City Director of Rodent Mitigation”

As leader of the “Rat Pack,” you will work with your colleagues from across city government, traveling throughout the five burrows, educating, evaluating, and eradicating in equal measure.

- Ibid.

Good liberals can always be forgiven, even when the things they’ve done are objectively very, very bad, like tanking the U.S. economy or stealing billions from investors and using it to buy Bahamian real estate… Liberals can still do these things, and you can still heartily applaud them, because in the end, their hearts are in the right place.

– Tucker Carlson, Fox News, talking about The New York Times symposium with “top business leaders” which took place last week and which featured Democrat super donor Sam Bankman-Fried whose crypto-currency exchange just collapsed due to shady transactions, leaving more than $10 billion in other people’s money missing

Wordle.

- Google’s most-searched term this year. The word topped “election results” and “Betty White” in the U.S. and “Queen Elizabeth” and “Ukraine” globally.

Once I woke up on the platform with an oxygen mask on my face and all the rescue team on top of me, I first felt dejected, as I knew I didn’t make the record — but also [I had] a feeling of sheer relief that I had escaped with my life.

- Miguel Lozano, a professional free-diver and freediving entrepreneur, who blacked out underwater while attempting a world record underwater

I’ll deal with anyone who’s elected president, those that I worked with in the past, and anyone new who comes to the plate, because the bond between Israel and America … it really is a bond of peoples and a civilizational bond, and it’s strong. I’ll deal with anyone, and I certainly will not step on that landmine… I’ve been in this business long enough.

- Benjamin Netanyahu on NBC’s “Meet the Press” when asked if he “would like to see Donald Trump as president again”

I’m not worthy. Who’s worth all this?

- Ira Schab, 102, receiving a hero’s welcome at an event commemorating the 81st anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attacks. He was 21 years old at the time of the attacks

I tell you what. No one’s ever done as much as president as this administration’s doing. Period.

- Pres. Joe Biden, in a speech at the White House

In Georgia, Raphael Warnock and Herschel Walker are going head-to-head injury in the Senate runoff.

-Jimmy Kimmel, talking about this week’s elections in Georgia

The U.S. Senate is no place for people whose brains don’t work because of football injuries; it’s a place for people whose brains don’t work because they’re 1,000 years old.

-Stephen Colbert We appreciate you for your assistance in your capture!

- Social media post by the Rockdale County, GA, police department after they arrested fugitive Christopher Spaulding, who contacted them to inquire why he wasn’t on their November Most Wanted list

Throughout history, free speech has been highly unusual, not common. So we have to fight really hard to keep that because it’s such a rare thing and it’s by no means something that’s default. Controlled speech is the default, not free speech.

- Elon Musk explaining why he released information that the Democrats colluded with Twitter before the 2020 elections to bury the Hunter Biden laptop story

That is because The New York Times has become, for all intents and purposes, an unregistered lobbying firm for far-left politicians.

- Tweet by Elon Musk explaining why the New York Times did not report on the bombshell findings

Frankly the risk of something bad happening or literally even being shot is quite significant. I’m definitely not going to be doing any open-air car parades. Let me put it that way. It’s not that hard to kill me if somebody wanted to, so hopefully they don’t

- Elon Musk in a Twitter Spaces discussion Today, the U.S. beat Iran 1-0 to advance to the next round of the World Cup. Yes! U.S.A.! I just hope this doesn’t ruin our incredible friendship with Iran.

— Jimmy Fallon

When asked how they beat Iran, the U.S. coach said, “We found their secret game plan in a box at Mar-a-Lago.”

– Ibid.

Americans haven’t been this fired up about soccer since we remembered it existed last week.

– Ibid.

[President Biden has] been to the border.

— White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, when asked why the President is not visiting the border when he goes to Arizona, stating that the reason is because he has already been to the border, although there is no record of Biden ever having visited the border

So, with the revelation of MASSIVE & WIDESPREAD FRAUD & DECEPTION in working closely with Big Tech Companies, the DNC, & the Democrat Party, do you throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION? A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution. Our great “Founders” did not want, and would not condone, False & Fraudulent Elections!

- Trump’s post on Truth Social on Saturday, in response to the bombshell findings When I talk about the 85% of the population that suffers from self-esteem issues, that’s me. I’m part of that statistic; this is why I…work myself to death in the gym. This is why I do 12 to 15 blood-burning workouts a week just to feel like I’m okay. Still, I have to absolutely crush myself to do so. And I’m wrecked physically and cognitively, and hormone replacement has helped in a profound and significant way.

- Fitness guru Brian Johnson, who for years claimed that he eats liver to help him get ripped and has always denied using performance-enhancing drugs, apologizing after he was busted for lying about not taking PEDs

The Fake News is actually trying to convince the American People that I said I wanted to “terminate” the Constitution. This is simply more DISINFORMATION & LIES.

- Trump post on Truth Social on Monday

Everyone that serves in public office, everyone that aspires to serve or serve again should make it clear that we will support and defend the Constitution of the United States.

- Former Vice President Mike Pence criticizing Trump

I don’t think we [at CNN] ever were liberal.

— CNN anchor Don Lemon Theft is an issue. It’s higher than what it has historically been. If that’s not corrected over time, prices will be higher, and/or stores will close.

- Walmart CEO Doug McMillon on CNBC’s “Squawk Box”

These woke, high IQ stupid people, they walk around with Ziplock bags of kale that they eat to give them energy. Now, if you want to eat kale that’s up to you. I don’t eat kale, you know why? Because kale tastes to me like I’d rather be fat.

- Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) while campaigning for Hershel Walker in Georgia