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OCTOBER 2011

Spotlight: Alex Strycula sees 35 productions in a semester

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90s

Nostalgia

the REINVENTION issue

Pixilated Romance:

Online Dating at Barnard

in this issue:

letter from the editors / 2 the guest list/3 special thanks to all our section editors! trending topics/4 fall into our favorite things... features we look ahead to the future with internet dating, while hearkening towards the past by indulging in 90s nostalgia transformation of Liz’s place / 5 Barnard’s ranking / 6 Blink-182 and 90s nostalgia / 7 tweeting the truth? / 8 pixelated romance / 9 politics & opinion from Lady Gaga to Snooki, we explore the increased visibility of women in media realty television and the feminist

Anti-Hero / 11 Gaga in drag / 12 r-rated ladies / 13 new york city living psst! our writers divulge tips for where to go, how to get there, and whom to take home after Upper West Side walks / 15 babysitting diaries / 16 subway manners /17 salad economics / 19 under the radar: Doaba Deli / 20 the constitution: y.o.t.s. / 21 arts & entertainment gauge the opportunity costs of watching your favorite tv shows and learn more about the woman behind Glee’s funny lady fall tv round-up / 23 Happy Accidents: behind the real Sue Sylvester / 25 Grange manor / 26

the costume daze / 27 spotlight / 28 q&a with Alex Strycula bear essentials / 29 the best way to stay in the know about this month’s campus activities the calendar / 30

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Letter from the editors

(Re) introducing ourselves This year marks the 110th anniversary that the Barnard Bulletin has been in business—founded in 1901, it is hard to deny that the Bulletin is an established publication. She’s also old. So we decided it was high time she underwent a few cosmetic procedures. We sent her under the knife, nipping and tucking in some places, enhancing in others. A vanity project? Sure—as any Barnard gal knows from pounding the pavement in search of internships, jobs, etc., putting your best foot forward is always a must. But it isn’t all superficial. We haven’t forgotten that the Bulletin’s responsibility is to address Barnard issues that extrapolate outwards to broader themes, as well as those intrinsic to Barnard that affect the campus community. The Bulletin might appear to have the shine and gloss of a show pony, but it has retained the drive and determination of a work horse. In the spirit of existentialism that descends upon all of us at the start of the semester, the Bulletin has undergone some philosophical changes. You might have noticed: we are now a monthly! For our first revamped issue, we wanted to reintroduce ourselves to you, our readers. The idea was to give you articles that are central to the lives of Barnard women, both within and beyond the campus gates. From finessing your OkCupid profile, ambitiously hemming your Halloween costume, or embarking on a self-imposed year of promiscuity, we’ve got you covered. If these issues have sufficiently piqued your interest, check out online exclusives at the newly minted BarnardBulletin.com.

Alex Strycula by Gabrielle Lewis

Co-Editors-in-Chief Amanda Duberman ’12 Liza Darvin ’12 Features Gloria Noel ’14 Olivia Grosvenor ’13 Arts & Entertainment Christine Petrin ’13 Cleo Levin ’14 New York City Living Maitland Quitmeyer ’14 Art Director Megan Maquera ’14 Layout Editor Shannon Troy ’12 Photographer at Large Gabrielle Lewis ’14 Director of Publicity Sophia Mossberg ’12 Alexa Jaccarino ’12 Head Copy Editor Ellie Choi ’12

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OUR CONTRIBUTORS

The Guest List

Maitland Quitmeyer, NYCL // Sophomore Hometown: New York

Cleo Levin, A&E // Sophomore

Christine Petrin, A&E // Junior

Hometown: Williamstown, MA

Hometown: Memphis, TN

I really think Barnard needs a new mascot. I have a strong feeling Millie the Dancing Bear is a circus bear. I think we could do with a less fettered animal.

I teach a pre- and postnatal pilates class, so I probably know more about pregnancy’s toll on pelvic floor muscles than you would ever want to know!

Gloria Noel, Features // Sophomore

Hometown: Westfield, Massachusetts

Gabrielle Lewis,

People might be surprised to know that I play ice hockey!

I love Chai tea, Frank Sinatra, and Say Yes to the Dress more than I probably ever should.

99% of my wardrobe is vintage. 99% of statistics are made up.

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Photographer at Large // Sophomore Hometown: California I love cheesy B horror films from the 1950s. Films like “Attack of the Giant Shrews” are endlessly entertaining!

#TRENDING THE FOOD YOU CRAVE by Ellie Krieger Delicious recipes that are surprisingly easy to make, like curried butternut soup! Oh, and did we mention that the mac & cheese is actually healthy? $16.99, Barnes&Nobles

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IST THIS MONTH’S PLAYL 1. Lift Off (ft. Beyonce) - Jay-Z and Kanye West, Watch the Throne 2. Love Gun (ft. Lauren Bennett) - Cee Lo Green, The Lady Killer 3. Taking It Down - Brenmar, At It Again 4. Pharoahs (ft. Rose Gabor), SBTRKT, SBTRKT 5. Roman’s Revenge (ft. Eminem) - Nicki Minaj, Pink Friday 6. Little Man - Little Dragon, Ritual Union 7. Telephone - The Black Angels, Phosphene Dream 8. Songs For Women, Frank Ocean, Nostalgia, Ultra 9. I Would Die 4 U - Prince, Purple Rain 10. Girls Girls $ - Theophilus London, Timez Are Weird 11. Stone Rollin’ - Raphael Saadiq, Stone Rollin’

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OVER

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FEATURES Transformation of Liz’s Place

s an international student, I was completely giddy about visiting Barnard for the first

time to see all the spots I had only seen in pictures, including Liz’s Place. The question of who Liz was flashed in my mind and quickly left. The design and colors of the café were warm and inviting. This was the quintessential spot for a college student, and I knew I’d be back. Liz’s Place is dedicated to alumna, Elizabeth Yeh Singh, BC’88. Student Government Association (SGA) worked alongside Barnard’s administration to bring Starbucks coffee and a revamped design in order to to better reflect Liz’s personality. “We’re trying to make the Diana a more accessible place, but in terms of Liz’s Place, a lot of it came from administration and how they wanted to honor Liz,” stated Sarah Steinmann BC’13, vice-president of SGA communications who clarified SGA’s role in the renovation. Steinmann explained that with the academic pressure almost all Barnard students feel on a regular basis, there was a need for more space, thereby allowing students to enjoy being in college. SGA will continue to relay student feedback back to administration concerning any changes needed. Before SGA and the administration were able to redesign Liz’s Place, there was the story behind the café – how it started, who it was named after, and what kind of person she was.

features

“Everyone who knew her knew she was a little girl with a big personality. You can’t get around the fact that she was the friendliest, most caring person and wanted to know about your life,” says Ravi Singh, Liz’s hus-

By Kelly Kang

band, when describing his wife. When the idea for a café had initially begun, Singh, who serves as a member of the Barnard Board of Trustees, dedicated himself to the cause. “I felt that Liz’s Place was absolutely going to nail it in terms of who she was and what she liked. She cared about Barnard, she cared about food, and she cared about the social aspect. She looked you in the eye and wanted to know who you were,” he explains. “I suggested the name Liz’s Place. After her passing, a bunch of her friends had set up a website called Liz’s Place. Six months later, I was talking to Barnard about setting up the café. The original Liz’s Place started off as a website, and I basically borrowed the name for this.” Singh’s dedication to Liz’s Place as a cen-

photography by Ayelet Pearl

ter of campus life at Barnard is clear. “It’s an attempt to make something great for the students. The thing I want to emphasize is that this place is really for and about the students.” Dean of Admissions Jennifer Fondiller, who lived in Plimpton with Liz during their sophomore year, describes her:

Both Barnard and Columbia students have flocked to Liz’s Place and to find both coffee and conversation. Alay Syed, BC’15 states, “It’s a great place for people to just hang out and relax. It’s cathartic.” When Liz’s Place opened for business, I, along with friends, packed schoolwork and

“She had that kind of personality that

headed to the Diana Center. As we cush-

once she knew somebody, she would never

ioned ourselves on the bright orange and

forget them,” said Dean Fondiller. “And you

red couches, we half-heartedly attempted

still sort of feel like she’s going to walk in the

to study. The textbooks were lazily closed

door tomorrow, because you just have these

and we began to chat nonsense.

memories that are really positive.” “It’s a perfect fit in some ways, because that’s what I could see her being very passionate about, about wanting people to enjoy themselves and find a place to get a cup of coffee together,” Fondiller described.

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Liz loved held three things close to her heart:: Barnard, food, and gossip. During my first week at Barnard, I found all three of those elements at Liz’s Place without knowing who she was. Her spirit and who she was resonates strongly still. s

Barnard’s Ranking Falls to #33: Why So Low? By Gillian Osswald

hen the 2012 US News tions Joanne Kwong similarly stated that, “the ity despite rises and falls in rankings over and World Report list- US News measure of our financial resources the years: “Whether we’re number 19 or 38, ing of liberal arts colleges does not adequately reflect the breadth of we have provided an excellent education.”

was released this month, the strong, beautiful classes, library volumes, research opportuni-

Dubious or not, Barnard’s US News rankwomen of Barnard could not help but notice ties, student services, and other benefits that ing is a published fact and has the potential an unsettling seven-spot drop in our college’s Barnard students enjoy from sharing resources to impact the Barnard community. Professor ranking. The descent from 26th to 33rd plac- with Columbia.” Student opinion reflected Lee Ann Bell, Director of the Barnard Educaes Barnard as the lowest-ranked among the that of the faculty. Maitland Quitmeyer, BC tion Program, aptly noted that Barnard’s focus

Seven Sisters colleges. Despite how severe the ’14, agreed that the college rankings over- is to educate and empower women, not to cadrop may seem, has any legitimate decline in look “the relationship with Columbia… and ter to college ranking standards: “I don’t think

educational quality occurred at Barnard Col- also the fact that Barnard students are get- [the rankings] will have much of an effect on lege? What does this ranking change indicate ting an Ivy League education and students at the Barnard community, [a place] where I befor the members of the Barnard community? other liberal arts schools are not.” Like many lieve most people are focused on the quality Considering the recent descent to 33rd- Barnard students, Maitland is currently tak- of the educational program and creating an

place, the 2011 US News article paints an un- ing multiple classes at Columbia and is con- environment where bright women can realexpectedly positive picture of Barnard. The vinced that her college experience would not ize their capacities, intellectual and otherenrollment, campus size, and setting are all be the same without this unique relationship. wise.” According to Dean Fondiller, Barnard listed in the summary of Barnard, along with

Even though the seven-spot drop may seem does not plan on making changes because of

a depiction of the relationship with Columbia, harsh, looking at the placement of Barnard in any drop in rankings, because, “The US News noting, “Women at Barnard College can expe- the past confirms that little to no change has rankings don’t drive [our] decision making.” rience two extremes of education—a small, lib- actually occurred in the quality of Barnard ed-

Once again, students seemingly shared a eral arts school and a large, coeducational Ivy ucation. According to the 2011 Barnard Col- similar attitude, and were unfazed by the rankLeague institution.” Various activities and or- lege Data Book, from 2007 to 2011, Barnard ings drop. They remain focused on their own

ganizations that Barnard and Columbia share placed 26th, 30th, 27th, 30th and then 26th, positive experiences and the unquantifiable are highlighted also, yet the fact that Barnard yet still upholds the same mission statement facets that Barnard has to offer instead of the students actually receive their degree from and highly selective admission standards. Vice speculative label. Fran Bullard, BC ’14, frankly Columbia University is not explicitly stated President Kwong commented on the puzzling observed, “I personally don’t care about the as part of the Barnard-Columbia partnership. fluctuation in Barnard’s rankings. “It’s difficult rankings, because the rankers are not judging Some other significant benefits of the Bar- to know for sure why Barnard rises or falls in based on any personal experience at Barnard.” nard-Columbia relationship were also over- any given year because the methodology and Nathalie Lissain, BC ‘12, seemed to agree, saylooked. Dean of Admissions Jennifer Fondiller criteria [for the rankings] change frequently, ing that her opinion of Barnard is entirely un-

remarked that “the rankings don’t reflect ben- and there always seems to be a lot of move- changed. “The drop in rankings doesn’t reflect efits that our students, faculty, and commu- ment among the liberal arts schools.” Kwong any change in Barnard as an academic instinity receive from this relationship.” For ex- says that one cause of Barnard’s downfall in tution,” she declared. Nathalie epitomized the ample, as Dean Fondiller astutely mentioned, terms of rank is alumnae giving. According unbounded confidence of the Barnard comBarnard shares resources like libraries and to Kwong, the college is making efforts to ad- munity that supersedes any negative evaluathletic facilities with Columbia, but because dress that issue, “It is true that our participa- ation, “The change isn’t a big deal, because the rankings do not take this into account, tion and giving rates tend to lag behind our everyone still knows it’s a great school.” s Barnard is marked as deficient in these ar- peers, and we need to bring those numbers eas. Barnard’s Vice President of Communica- up.” Ultimately, Dean Fondiller confirmed Barnard’s dedication to educational qual-

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illustration by Judy Gong

We Blinked and the Nineties Were Gone: Luckily, We Have Our Physical Copies of the “Now!” CDs, and an Exciting New Release By Laura Baron

eneration after generation of bringing up the best Youtube videos from that Park playgrounds to the Amsterdam Nursing humanity inevitably buys into decade and dying over Hey Arnold! Spice Girl Home. the myth of a better time: your videos, and CatDog clips. Juxtaposing those

As of September 27th, the band was in its mother speaks of before you were born, your against Selena Gomez’s current show or even last few weeks of a West Coast tour, making grandma speaks of sockhops, your great-grand- the critically acclaimed Spongebob Square Pants stops in New Mexico, Arizona, and California,

ma of the Old Country, your great-great-some- only makes us shake our heads (like our grand- to wrap up in the end of October. thing of pre-agrarian hunting-gathering. It just mothers) did over those morally bankrupt Bee On September 27th, 2011, the group’s latso happens that our nostalgia surrounds a time Gees, and wonder why preteens like other preest album dropped. On Blink182.com, you are studded with Lance’s frosted tips and Britney’s teens who sing too much. So it is us, the colasked to enter your address so that it can idenred leather spacesuit. Joke’s on you, Drake and lege generation teetering on the edge of the real tify other listeners in your area, (or so they can world and hoping to hold onto our nostalgia as hunt you down and kill you if they feel like it.‚ a tie to a more fluorescently colored past, who Enema of the State Here are some valuable comments posted from get crazy with nineties fever and rumors of muCourtesy of Blink-182 the Other Listeners of Morningside Heights, sic milestones like the impending reunion of No dated the evening of Sep. 26, 2011 and the Doubt and the recent release of a new Blink-182 morning of Sep. 27, 2011: album. Nathan (5:53 pm): Please tell me there’s Just like Alex Mack after she dissolves into someone else at Columbia who is looking fora puddle in The Secret World of Alex Mack, the ward to this album. nineties highlights are guaranteed to always Simon (5:54 pm): Eh I’m iffy about it. ‘Up reassume their form. Reincarnated shows like the new 90210 on the CW showed the nine- All Night’ was kinda sloppy. This new stuff ties characters through a modern lens, while sounds good though. Nickelodeon outdid itself and its ratings over the summer by bringing back their old cartoons after midnight. In the music world, nineties enthusiasts should be keeping an eye out for the Genghis Khan.

impending reunion of No Doubt and already listening to Blink-182’s latest tunes.

Aaron (11:08 am): Yeah ‘Up All Night’ isn’t great, but ‘Even If She Falls’ is really good. ‘Kaleidoscope’ too. So as you can see, the new album is making waves in the CU community from release date

And, while I am arguing that our love of anynineties. Is there? If you fall somewhat between one who appeared on a “Now!” CD (before the onward. Tweet at them! Continue commentthe ages of 18 to 24, your shared experience “Now!” numbers outpaced our age), is tied to ing on their page, and maybe we can convince to grounds in nick@nite, boy bands, Britney, and our collective developmental experience, I will them p e r f o r m Dexter. The group is a loyal following, and ar- also argue that Blink-182 is a virtuoso band guably more impassioned about its collective with the timeless relevancy of gravity or large at Mel’s! s childhood than its antecedents, likely enabled boulders. I’m not embarrassed to say that my by the integration of technology into adoles- running playlist often comprises “Miss You,” cence that preserves our favorite childhood “Adam’s Song,” “What’s My Age Again?” “All the

videos and soundbites by placing them a few Small Things,” “The Rock Show;” repeat. Or my keystrokes away. study guide playlist. Or my drinking playlist. Or The nineties generation has spent hours of my hangover playlist...

And everyone surely

dorm time, possibly weeks if you add it all up, can appreciate that value, from the Riverside

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Britney at the 2000 VMA’s. Photo by Getty Images

And there’s nothing cooler than liking the

Mel (12:24 am): Damn this shit is good!

Tweeting the Truth? Satirizing stereotypes in 140 characters or less

nless you have been squared away in Butler Library or in the dead-silent reading

room of the Diana, chances are that you have heard of the newest social media craze to hit Barnard’s campus. A new Twitter page called

“

By Amanda Gerfen

Typing 140 word tweets: takes two minutes. Typing 200 word discussion posts: takes five days. #mlibc

“My Life Is Barnard” (“MLIBC”) sprung to tirical sense. . life at the beginning of September. The page’s When asked which stereotypes they found to tagline is “Barnard jokes meet real life,” as it is be most fascinating, the writers explained that dedicated to poking fun at the vast amount of they enjoy the extremely contradictory descripBarnard stereotypes. The Twitter has reached tions of Barnard students. Some of the more close to 300 Tweets and is growing by the day. well known ones are that we are unattractive, Though the writers wish for their identities slutty, idiotic, lesbian, man-hating feminists

”

on. Without having any knowledge

about the social relationship between the two schools--other than that learned on anonymous college boards--they choose to act as though they understand how the system works and therefore just assume that what they have heard is true. Being fresh out of high school,

to be kept anonymous, they were eager to sit who only chose Barnard because we could not they still feel the need to do whatever it takes to down and answer questions about their comi- get into Columbia. What the creators of “My make friends, even if that means creating uncal new page. How did the idea for this come Life Is Barnard” wonder is how can we be all necessary drama. They are merely propelling

about? What made these girls decide to stop of these things at once? We are unattractive, the jokes and false rumors forward. fighting against the stereotypes and start using yet we are always accused of stealing Columbia Anyone who has been attending Barnard or them to their advantage? girls’ boyfriends. We are willing to give it up to Columbia for more than just a few semesters According to them, it started during the past any guy across the street, yet we are all man- will see the falsity in these stereotypes. They semester. Spring 2011 was filled with many hating lesbians. We are all unintelligent, yet we will look past the aggressive reasons for them entertaining anecdotes particularly funny to were among a mere 24 percent of accepted ap- and start to see the humor instead. While to students of Broadway’s women’s college. Little plicants. With all of these major contradictions some it may seem as though “MLIBC” is doevents such as finding a cockroach or choos- in the different clichés cast upon us, how have ing nothing but encouraging the negative steing an outfit in the morning turned into giggles they been held to be true for so long?

reotypes of Barnard women, the writers feel

and exclamations: “You guys, my life is SO

that their work is doing the exact opposite.

Barnard!” It was when a friend introduced them to Twitter that their daily laughter turned into campus-wide entertainment. The three girls agree that they “love making fun of Barnard.” The page, filled with self-deprecating humor, has proven to be extremely therapeutic for the writers. Whenever they have a funny or typical Barnard moment, the event is immediately tweeted to share the amusement to others. However, despite being enjoyable for them, and probably for the rest of us Barnardians as

The writers of “My Life Is Barnard” are Through the existence of the Twitter page, the equally surprised that the stereotypes are still entire student body is showing that we can

share a laugh. We can poke fun at the fact that well, they agree that it is only acceptable for us present and taken seriously by many. Although we have so many untrue reputations. Perhaps to make comments about ourselves. It’s impor- some people in every class believe in the stewe can also agree that we are all strong, beautitant to note that when Barnard girls joke about reotypes, most people would agree that it is the ful Barnard women. s Barnard stereotypes, they are doing it in a sa- first-years (of both colleges) who spur them

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Read about where to meet your online date on BarnardBulletin.com

PIXILATED ROMANCE: As public perception of onlinedating has shifted from desperate to logical, the URL has slowly begun to replace the arbitrary nature of the Manhattan bar scene. Sites like DateMySchool.com calls into question our ability to navigate even 1020 or the Heights without a little guidance. Dating sites allow users to gauge compatibility instantaneously, rather than enduring twenty minutes of forced small talk. Emotionally available and time efficient Barnard students have caught on in droves.

Online Dating at Barnard

BY AMANDA DUBERMAN photography by MEGAN MAQUERA // special thanks to Kinnari Norojono and Rovena Pjetergjoka

nlike our sisters in Northampton and Wellesley, Barnard is hardly a hermetically sealed vial of X chromo-

somes. Walk twenty blocks, and Morningside Heights dissolves into the Upper West Side with barely any residue of a women’s-only college. With a co-ed University across the street and over five million men for the heteronormativeinclined within 15 square miles, we have few excuses to resort to pixilated romance. Still, the chicks-only environment can feel suffocating. “I’m incredibly homosocial,” says Abby Glassberg, BC’12 and a (single) women’s studies major.

Some of us retain pre-college relationships and import romance from “It’s a way to feel urbane--to fill that void.” suburbia. Others find release downtown that comes with a 12 hour ex-

In a city of over nine million, opportunities to commiserate may feel piration date. The Greeks maintain timely and reliable associations with too abundant. Internet dating sites package potential dates according to potential male suitors. For those others who can’t be deterred on the way your preferences. OkCupid uses a weighted, number-based algorithm

To The Lighthouse, or for whom the opportunity costs of learning the that gives users a “match percentage” for other users based on answers Greek alphabet are far too high—where’s the love? provided for basic questions. Online, you can gauge your compatibilBetween Gmail, Wikipedia, and Jersey Shore recaps, we spend most of ity instantaneously, rather than enduring 20 minutes with a date only our time online anyway. Why not put that retina stamina to good use? to learn he/she hates Grease and has to get up early for Daddy and Me. Talking to people is hard when, especially when you don’t know if they want to talk about Simone de Beauvoir or occupy your boudoir.

To this end, the Internet dating environment lends itself to our ‘strong, beautiful, Barnard’-ness. For the straight-forward Barnard student with-

Signing up for an Internet dating membership used to be a sign of out a moment to spare, online dating alleviates the strain of small talk drying up. Women in their mid-30s, excessively aware of their repro- by getting straight to the point with user profiles. OkCupid surveys ask ductive mortality or self conscious about a failed marriage, comprised members to finish sentences such as “The first things people usually nothe main demographic. Online dating, however, is shifting towards more tice about me…” and “The most private thing I am willing to admit….” casual, fun functions--servicing those looking for a date rather than a Goldstein’s answer, “I hated high school,” prompts a lot of small talk. On spouse. Over half of Okcupid.com users are aged 18-34. About 100,000 Jdate.com, users can visit the Kibitz Corner to answer icebreaker quesof the site’s users are New Yorkers.

tions.

Among those 100,000 New York users are

Signing up for an Internet dating memberOkCupid,” says Jessica Siegel, BC’12. “I find this one to be the most popular probably because ship used to be a sign there is the least amount of ‘stigma’ attached to of drying up. Women it. OkCupid is not just about dating--people use in their mid-30s, excesit to find friends or ‘activity partners’ or pen pals even.” Hannah Serena Goldstein, BC’13 also di- sively aware of their vulged that a fair amount of her friends had cre- reproductive mortality ated profiles. or self conscious about Given all the opportunities in the city to sociala failed marriage, ize face to face (or skin to skin), why do so many comprised the main Barnard students log on to internet dating sites? Are these dating sites of more utility in a womdemographic.

Goldstein is no rookie on online dating, hav-

a fair amount of Barnard students. “I have quite

ing joined OkCupid.com over two years again. “I

a few close friends that have used the dating site

interned in the Sex and Dating department at Time

en’s-college environment?

meet more people and take advantage of the city,” she says. However, “I’ve never been on a second OkCupid date,” she concedes. Most often, casual Internet dating does not materialize into a longterm relationship. But both Goldstein and Siegel say that they have had “at least one friend” who entered into a serious relationship with someone they met online. As much as dating websites can start relationships, they can just as easily end them, and the rules of conventional courtship have adapted to the digital world. “When in the relationship do you delete your OkCupid profile? It’s kind

Probably not, “I don't know that many people who use online dating,” says Sandy Gu,

Out New York and was inspired to get out more,

of like changing your Facebook status,” says

a student at Smith College. Dagny Broome, a senior at Smith, doubts the Goldstein. inflated influence of online dating at women’s colleges, despite fewer op-

Don’t assume the love of your life is only a few key strokes away, espe-

portunities for guy-girl relationships. “We chose Smith knowing it was cially if height is a key concern. “If you say your minimum height prefan all-women's college, and came prepared to deal with it,” says Broome. erence is 6’ you’re more than likely going to run into someone who is Certainly a shortage of women cannot account for the popularity several inches shorter,’ says Goldstein. “People do lie.” among LGBT students at women’s colleges. “A lot of people I know who use online dating aren’t straight,” says Broome.

“Set your boundaries and have no expectations,” advises Goldstein. And she warns: “Be careful if you have an addictive personality.” Ok-

The number of Barnard students e-dating is “unusually high com- Cupid members get alerts every time someone views their profile, on pared to universities outside of New York City,” says Siegel. “Compared the condition others can see when you’re looking at them. Is the virtual to, say, NYU, though, I think Barnard and Columbia have relatively nor- version of getting caught mid-stare as awkward-or exciting- as the real thing? You decide. s mal membership rates among the student body.” So what accounts for Barnard students’ affection for online dating? “I think it’s more of a city thing,” answers Hannah Serena Goldstein, BC’13.

Illustration by Allison Cohen

POITICS & OPINION Reality Television & The Feminist Anti-Hero

ctor Garry Shandling once said, “I don’t like this reality television, I have to be honest...I think real people should not be on television. It’s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real.” Despite his concerns, the genre of reality television

By Laura K Garrison

shows continues to rise, we must wonder: is it On campus, we are often referred to as really worth our precious time? “strong, bold, beautiful Barnard women,” I grew up in the New York metropolitan area a loving epithet that embodies the types of where reality television shows such as Jersey women Barnard accepts and nurtures. We are Shore, The Real Housewives of New York City/ outspoken in our beliefs, willing to stand up New Jersey, and Keeping Up with the Kardashi- for ourselves, and unafraid to break the proans and its numerous spinoffs dominated con- verbial “glass ceiling.” Why, then, do we get such entertainment out of watching other women who do not embody these ideals? On Jersey Shore, we watch Snooki, JWoww, Sammi Sweetheart, and Deena throw their lives away by drinking mass quantities of alcohol, partying hard in clubs, and hooking up with any willing partner from Seaside Heights, New Jersey to Florence, Italy. This cannot feasibly be qualified as “taking charge of your sexuality.” There is nothing empowering about the way these girls cavort about on television.

politics & opinion

On The Real Housewives, we watch affluent, grown women with nothing better to do fight and make up amidst the type of drama that lurks in the halls of high schools across the country. Rather than keep up with our increasing workloads, we’d much rather “keep up” with the Kardashians as they live an embarrassingly extravagant lifestyle without the excuse of talent to back up their astronomical fame.

has become a defining feature of Generation Y’s pop culture. In the early 2000s, I can remember appreciating the novelty of shows such as Survivor and Fear Factor that put real people in challenging, daunting, and occasionally disgusting situations to see their reactions and coping mechanisms. Ten years into the evolution of reality television, the trend of television programming has swung from putting normal people into outlandish situations to putting the eccentric or extraordinary people on television. As the number of trashy reality television

versations in school, at work, and with friends. Through the stressful final years of high school and the overwhelming transition to college life, these shows have served as a welcome respite from my own ordinary reality. As a student of Barnard College, however, I believe in a strong set of values that are seemingly incompatible with those of the reality stars I watch on television. How does one justify wasting precious free time on such trivial (if not mindnumbing) pursuits? And, more importantly, by watching these shows and enjoying them, am I somehow devaluing myself and my intellect? THE BULLETIN - 11 - OCTOBER 2011

Though we secretly love to watch these shows, where is the border between escapism and aspiration? At night or between classes, we can turn on the television (or excavate the depths of SideReel) and leave our lives filled with term papers and final exams for one that includes wild nights out, sophisticated cocktail parties, or running from the paparazzi. Is this an altogether negative thing, to be discouraged and frowned upon by smart, successful women? I don’t think so. We are merely allowing ourselves to live another’s lifestyle, one we could not envision for ourselves, for a few hours every week. ... continued on page 14

Jo Calderone: A Creative Choice or An Alienating Appearance? Opinions on Lady Gaga’s Gender-Bending Performance

By Caroline Thirkill hen a single spotlight hit

On the other hand, her fans and many oth- focused television channel) blog, says: “As she

the dark stage of the MTV ers seem to think that these critics just don’t get kept up the schtick all night, it grew on me. Big VMAs last month, back- Gaga. Her creative director, Nicola Formichetti, ups to her for trying a new thang and sticking

lighting a figure in a loose-cut Dior Hom- says the exact opposite of all the ‘branding ex- with it.” To most of the gay community, Gaga me suit and wreathed in a swirling cloud of perts.’ Gaga’s performance isn’t about appealing is important for her unwavering support. Murcigarette smoke, I knew I was going to be to everyone or staying within everyone’s com- ray Hill, a popular drag-king comedian in the seeing something very controversial from fort zone: “I hope people take the fearlessness NYC area had this to say: “‘For Lady Gaga, the Lady Gaga. Not only did she blow away the away, the creative notion that we constantly biggest pop star in the world, to go on TV with audience with her opening monologue and push boundaries, that we’re not followers.” millions of people watching in drag as a man performance, but she also stayed in the Jo

Gaga received a fair amount of praise from and then to actually say ‘lesbian and transCalderone character the entire night, from within the LGBT community for her unabashed gender’ live is undeniably powerful and cre-

interviews, to winning Best Female Video, character and her “man-drag”. John Polly, the ates change. She ups the visibility big time... to giving Britney Spears her Vanguard Life- editor of NewNowNext.com, Logo’s (a LGBT continued on page 14 time Achievement Award. Some found her performance sloppy, some loved it, and some people thought it was just plain confusing. No matter what they thought, nobody said it was boring. Gaga’s performance brings up questions central to contemporary debates on gender performance: Was this just a stunt to gain attention, or did Gaga mean for it to have a political implication? Do people in the public eye have a responsibility to make a political statement when they dress in drag, or can it be a character played just for fun? Did Gaga make a positive or negative impression with her choice? Different social groups have interpreted her performance in various ways. Mainstream Hollywood seems to have landed on the negative side of the debate: “Gaga’s

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choice alienated and confused her audience. For the record, in the branding world, that is bad,” said E! Online reporter LeslieGornstein. The Hollywood Reporter followed in the same vein with the article “‘Lady Gaga’s VMA Shtick Was Embarrassing, Says Branding Expert.” Entertainment Weekly’s PopWatch blog also contributed a negative opinion, calling her performance “awkward and annoying, a joke that went too long” as well as claiming that Gaga “did not fully commit to the look,” an assertion that is highly disputed by other writers.

Real Raunchy: One Lady’s Look at the R-Rated Female Comedy

By Jaime Bolker ong gone are the days when proved that they could make the boys laugh re- made the vulgarity of the girl seem as innocuraunchy language and behav- gardless of Radner and Rivers’ sex appeal. Still, it ous as a puppy

ior were too taboo for film. The seemed that many female comedians, especially Among the first attempts at an all-female R1966 movie Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf in the stand-up comedy world, felt the need to rated comedy was Sex and The City (2008). Uncaused a stir for having a character say the show that they are card-carrying members of fortunately, the second film of the franchise set word “goddamn,” but now, in a film like Kick- the Boys Club. This meant talking cheaply and women in comedy back about 30 years. Nothing Ass (2010), not only does the title use an ex- graphically about vaginas, sex, and hormones. about the movie felt real; it was as fake as a Ca-

pletive, but we barely bat an eyelash when an True hilarity tends to come from complete ab- nal Street Chanel purse. The vulgarity screamed, 11-year-old girl uses the “c” word. (And I do surdity or painful honesty, but when someone “Look at me!” and the one-liners felt like they not mean “cute,” although many of the letters has something to prove, the comedy becomes were holding a gun to your head and threatenare the same.) This drastic shift speaks to- about neither. ing to shoot if you didn’t laugh. It was cutesy ward a change not only in the boldness of the

Joan Rivers, a Barnard graduate who rose to and dramatic, and clearly had nothing to with film industry in regards to language, but also fame in the ‘60s, is one of the most vulgar co- the reality of being awoman. in the portrayal of women. As of late, raun- medians on stage today. But her comedy is honThis brand of vulgarity was pushed even furchy films have reigned supreme and leading est and real, and she is not begging for you to ther in the 2011 comedy Bridesmaids but here ladies have left little to the imagination. So, like her; rather, she speaks her mind and lets the writers added an element of humanity to the what happens when the two genres meet? the cards fall where they may. Over the past 20 story. Sure, not all of us have (spoiler alert!) felt

The idea of a successful woman in a com- years, the number of female comic actresses on the urge to relieve ourselves in the middle of the edy has been almost as controversial as raun- television has grown exponentially. From Tina street, but the raw feelings in the story offered, chy language. Luckily, women have started Fey and Amy Pohler to Sarah Silverman and to a certain extent, a glimpse into the mind of a gaining recognition for their comedy work Kaitlin Olson, the TV set has become home to woman. The film showed, in its own ridiculous on television. In the 1960s and ‘70s, Mary Ty- successful female performers, writers, and di- way, a truth that people of any gender can conler Moore proved that women could be witty, rectors. nect to. The typical stoner dude was replaced physical comedians as well as being beautiful.

Other female comedians such as Gilda Radner and Joan Rivers

On the other hand, film has just recently eased by different stereotypes of men that actually strong-willed ladies into the main- made the leading ladies seem racier. Following stream. Except in rare cases, the the road of proving oneself on television, Satleading lady had always been urday Night Live regular Kristen Wiig found a paired with a guy to balance way to make this R-rated film without depending The Distance (2010) it worked. According to RottenTomatoes.com, and Zack and Miri Make Bridesmaids grossed (no pun intended) $169.1 a Porno (2008), but million. In contrast, Pineapple Express (2008), the raunchiness in the prototypical stoner dude flick, only grossed

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these movies was $87.3 million. shared by the Now that the vulgar woman formula has whole cast. Most proven that it knows how to shake its metaphorof the time, ical moneymaker, don’t be surprised to see more the

guy and more films pushing this envelope. For example, immediately after Bridesmaids was released, Bad Teacher (2011), starring Cameron Diaz, came out, followed by Anna Faris’ What’s Your Number? (2011) It is great to see women recognized for

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her out. We saw this in Go- ing on men for the gross-out, explicit bits--and

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an altogether terrible thing; if you can’t stereotypes from becoming the definition of a

see that sometimes stereotypes have character, gender, or race. What it all boils down a grain of truth, you’re probably not to is balance and honesty-- a film that is made

be- being honest with yourself. The problem is not to appease the Boys Club, but to make the ing able showing those stereotypes as the only part of a writers and performers laugh. That’s the film I to draw more than person. For example, the character Phil (Bradley want to see. s

just other women in with their Cooper) in The Hangover (2009) is a deplorable humor, but is this a good thing for the man-pig with a golden heart. This complexity female gender?

not only surprises the viewers but also forces

Raunchy comedies, no matter how well- them to look at people as dynamic individuals. written, are based on stereotypes. Stereotypes Is it possible that through raunchy comedies are familiar. They make it easier for an au- women can prove that they are not just one of dience to laugh, as if the audience is sharing the guys or one of the girls, but that they are insome sort of inside joke. This might not be stead actual people? Character complexity keeps

REALITY TV & THE FEMINIST HERO CONT. from page 11 ...Perhaps the appeal of these shows is their lack of intellectual stimulation-- the 44 minute respite they provide from academic cultivation and pressures beyond the grainy Megavideo screen.

Kardashians cheapen themselves. And along the way, we have learned something from reality television. From the Kardashians, we’ve gained a new appreciation for our bodies, no matter what shape or size. From the housewives, we’ve learned how gossip can hurt and, on occasion, how to be a good mother. We’ve even learned something from the girls of Jersey Shore: there can, indeed, be too much of a good thing, be it alcohol, clubbing, or tanning oil.

Instead of stumbling out of bars hopelessly inebriated, we let Snooki suffer the hangover for us. Rather than waste our money on frivolous expenditures and gossip behind our friends’ backs, we laugh at the housewives and their childlike drama and decidedly un-classy Every woman has a guilty pleasure. For behavior (sorry, LuAnn). Rather than using those whose preference is reality television, any opportunity to make money, we let the there’s nothing wrong with enjoying a little

bad television every once in a while, as long as homework is getting done and other commitments are met. So by all means, continue blocking out an hour of your Thursday night for Jersey Shore, enjoy your subway trip down to SoHo to ogle Dash New York, and cheer on your favorite housewife when she goes headto-head with her nemesis. But remember that their reality is not your reality. You’re better than that. And it’s just television, after all. s

GAGA IN DRAG CONT. from page 12 ....and gets the language into the main- daring and certainly relevant as social commenstream.’”

tary, was not meant to represent anything more

Polly also commented that he does not than a character. Gaga is known for pulling think that Jo Calderone is meant to be a com- strange and elaborate stunts that both confuse mentary on transgender individuals at all: and delight her audience, such as her meat dress, rather “it’s just a character she wanted to play. or her birth from an egg at this year’s Grammy

But since we don’t see [drag kings or female- Awards. Winning “Best Female Video” as a guy to-male transgender persons] much, we per- could bejust another stunt. Yet although Gaga ceive it that way.” Despite being generally well is first and foremost an entertainer, she is also a received, there has been some backlash from social activist. Perhaps the message that we were the LGBT community, “particularly among ac- supposed to receive from this character – and tivists who see a disconnect between the pop Gaga’s lack of concernabout his reception afterstar’s outspoken activism and the fact that she wards – is that it should be okay to push boundis not gay herself.” This portion of the gay com- aries, to do something different and unexpected,

munity seems to completely skim over the fact and to not be worried about others thinking less that Lady Gaga considers herself bisexual, or of us for it. they discount that portion of their own com-

It seems that no matter how extreme Mother

munity as legitimate – an opinion that causes Monster acts, all of her Little Monsters will conmuch dissent.

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Maybe Jo Calderone’s appearance, while

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NEW YORK CITY LIVING Upper West Side Walks Three routes to coffee, cocktails, and calorie-burning

By Maeve Kelly

onging for a study spot with space to spread out, but the café is a quiet keep a steady walking pace. Continue uptown more neighborhood flavor than neighborhood treasure. Bring your laptop for for several blocks until you hit the Tucker Starbucks? An accessible, quiet free Wi-Fi and stake out a spot along the bar. Square Greenmarket on 66th Street, between

cafe removed from campus life? Look no far- If weather permits, bring your work to the out- Broadway and Columbus avenues. Take a ther... FOR THE STUDIOUS CHICK: While the study options in NYC are endless, we’ve captured a few of the quaintest, most

door patio.

If you’d like to stick closer to campus, check fresh fruits and vegetables, handmade delicacies, and organic treats. After you’ve picked up out these more local study spots: •

Cafe Amrita, located a few blocks

comfortable coffee shops on the Upper West Side

from Central Park on 110th Street and Man-

that are simply perfect for your caffeine-fueled

hattan Avenue, is a place to meet local coffee

afternoon study sessions.

lovers who come for the café’s friendly staff

Kick off your coffee tour downtown at the Aroma Espresso Bar on 72nd St. and Amsterdam Avenue. The contemporary café and lunch spot caters to the hardworking type,

and laid back ambiance.

or that is most conducive to tranquil study

Whether sitting inside or out, patrons will find

time.

the café atmosphere comfortable and friendly.

FOR THE FITNESS GURU:

be warned, people watching can quickly turn

Choose a sunny Saturday afternoon for your first walk, which will begin at Columbus Circle. Set out along the park and try to

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from a fun study break to an addicting distraction! With all that over-stimulation, take a break by sampling a raspberry mocha latte, the whole bean French roast, or a signature apple pumpkin muffin. Continue your trek uptown to Caffé Mocias, located between 94th and 95th streets on Amsterdam Avenue. Its cozy interior lacks

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view of the park and bustling avenue—but

muscle mass in all the right places. Continue

We know how important it is to stay healthy

located at 80th and Columbus Avenue, sits tions for activities that take you beyond the across the street from the picturesque Theo- four walls of the fitness center. ural History. Slide up to the bar for a prime

often overlooked, albeit effective, way to build

year-round by eating right and keeping physi-

cally active. In honor of all conscientious For a change of pace, venture a few blocks Barnard women—especially those current, or uptown to New World Coffee. The local joint, aspiring, health nuts—below are a few sugges-

dore Roosevelt Park and the Museum of Nat-

ceps by carrying a bag in each hand. This is an

109th and 110th Streets. The neighborhood spot boasts an eclectic, warm interi-

blends, and settle into this homey space.

spend the duration of the walk toning your bi-

your walk uptown to 79th Street, past the MuSip, a Morningside Heights staple, seum of Natural History. Turn into the green is located on Amsterdam Avenue between sanctuary of Central Park for the rest of your

settling down for a few hours of study time.

Wi-Fi, sample the shop’s broad assortment of

a few items (the bulkier your bag, the better),

•

complete with cushioned chairs great for

We suggest that you take advantage of the free

good fifteen minutes to peruse the stands of

UPPER WEST SIDE WALKS CONT. trip, and escape the hectic city with a brisk walk or jog. Venture out on a Sunday afternoon for your second walk of the weekend, this one a little more strenuous than the first. We suggest starting this walk where you left off before— around the Museum of Natural History. Before you take off, stop by the GreenFlea Market on77th Street and Columbus Avenue for a healthy bite to eat. Cut over to West End Avenue and head uptown. The walk from 85th street is entirely uphill, and good for building leg strength while upping the cardio factor. But don’t get too absorbed with exercise. Remember to take in the pre-war West End architecture, characterized by the brownstone townhouses and arched doorways that define the residential neighborhoods.

BABYSITTING s e i r a i d Illustration by Kayla Desroches

Crying, whining, tantrums—and those are just the parents. Welcome to The Bulletin’s new monthly feature where we let you dish on what it’s like to work for Manhattan’s élite… and their children. Because we know that there is no blow to the ego

FOR THE NERDY BOOZE-HOUND:

quite like cowering in front of a crazed five-year-old who holds your financial hap-

Finally, let loose after a satisfying workout: kick back and relax over a drink with friends at one of the Upper West Side’s

piness in his pudgy hands. When you’re ready to vent, you know where to find us… When I arrived at the Barnard Babysitting Agency’s window, I was shocked to see the mountains of regular jobs lining the counter. As my eyes raced over

most historically treasured bars. History buffs will love the Dublin House on 79th Street, between Broadway and Amsterdam avenues. The bar has been around since Prohibition! This historical Irish landmark was transformed into a bar in 1920 and quenched the thirst of Irish sailors who docked at the 79th Street boat basin. Venture inside the local hangout for a relaxed evening and leave your own mark on this piece of city history.

the sea of pink slips of paper, I began trying to rearrange my already approved schedule in my head. “Adorable two-year-old in need of energetic sitter to play and go to park three afternoons a week.” That was definitely worth dropping lab science for. Who needs to graduate on time when you could take adorable, giggly toddlers to frolic in the park instead? Ultimately deciding that sporadic jobs were more realistic for an overloaded student’s schedule, I asked for the binder. A second later I found myself sitting on the floor under the weight of some kind of unabridged encyclopedia of babysitting opportunities.

In keeping with historical tradition, we continue our walk uptown to The Dead Poet on 82nd Street and Amsterdam

But what, exactly, am I looking for? I pondered this as I flipped through

Avenue. Although this bar was built in 2000 and doesn’t boast

the jobs: East 132nd Street. First Avenue. The Meatpacking District. The Up-

the same long history as the Dublin House, it still speaks to

per East Side. How was I supposed to feel qualified and in control when I

our old-world sensibilities. Soak in the traditional feel of this

didn’t even know how to take the subway to these addresses? I pictured my-

unique hotspot dedicated to the lives of famous writers and

self frantically transferring from train to train across Manhattan only to ar-

poets. Its walls are adorned with portraits, quotations, and

rive, shvitzing, at some beautiful apartment, with my hair and makeup read-

philosophical musings that are sure to you have you musing

ing as “crazy lady” rather than “competent, college-educated, and ready to

after a pint or two.

care for your newborn.” Not exactly the portrait of a Barnard Babysitter that

The final stop in our bar hop is Prohibition, which is a relatively modern hangout despite its historical moniker. Located

I wanted to paint. I eventually left the office feeling slightly less intimidated, victoriously clutching a list of potential clients’ phone numbers in one fist.

on Columbus Avenue between 84th and 85th streets, the spacious and swanky bar serves original concoctions, but the

A small final plea to the babysitting gods: please let my jobs this se-

more adventurous drinker might want to sample a traditional

mester be more successful than my last babysitting gig back home. That

spirit from the Prohibition era. Grab a front row seat for a live

is to say, please let the children not beat each other with sofa cushions un-

jazz, rock or blues performance. This local gem also proves

til they fall over, and may the TV not have a remote so complex that I crash

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an entire cable network in the process of pressing the ‘On’ button. Amen.

The drama and intrigue continues next month. Best of luck, my fellow babysitting warriors. Stay strong, bold, and beautiful—even in the face of tantrums and spit up.

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Without a doubt, it takes practice and nuance to internalize proper public transit etiquette. This month, we offer some pointers for navigating the depths of human behavioral ecology that is the Manhattan subway. - Amanda Duberman

THE CREEP Don’t look at people for more than 2-3 seconds. Staring and prolonged eye contact just don’t go over as well as you might think. In the event it does, race home and checked Missed Connections.

SICKO Leave your compromised immune system at home. If you must use public transit, cough and sneeze into your arm rather than the hand holding the pole. People just saw Contagion, so tread softly.

MS. MANICURE Do not use perfume, hairspray, or nail hygiene products on the train. With all that aerosol and acetone in a confined space, things could get weird.

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SITTING PRETTY You are an 18 to 20-something, able-bodied individual. If you see a pregnant woman, an accompanied minor, an elderly person, a disabled person, or someone who obviously needs a seat more than you do, for God’s sake, stand up.

MR. SMELLY

THE TOUCHER

THE STORY TELLER

If you forget your Lady

The subways can get crowded

If you and your friend

SpeedStick, practice circum-

when you’re living with millions

spection and grip a standing

of people who all use the same

pole instead of a hanging rail.

method of transportation. But that

Your pungent body odor might

doesn’t mean you get to go all crazy

confuse other commuters into

touchy-feely. Control yourself.

encounter with your

THE MUSIC MAN

until you can do so at a

thinking they’ve gone too far and ended up in Jersey.

If you enjoy listening to your iPod

THE TRASHER

while you meander up/down-

Throw it away. In a

get separated upon entry into the subway car, delay the dramatic retelling of your first boyfriend’s body parts normal, conversational noise level.

town, do so in your own ears.

bin. Does this even

Not everyone in your subway car

need to be on here?

wants to listen to Justin Bieber. And we Never Say Never.

ON THE TRAIN * When you get onto the train, move as close to the center as possible. Or wait to be pushed. *

If you have an overly large

bag, and step into a crowded subway car, take it off. Hold it in your hand. If you absolutely can’t do not make any sudden movements. Doing so can cause serious damage to whoever/whatever is in your overly-large backpack-sized radius. * If you have to stand, face the people who are seated. Most people do not want your butt in their face (this applies mainly to ladies. For me, nothing is worse than attempting to avoid the crotch-stare from 14th to 96th.)

GENERAL SAFETY TIPS * Avoid the last few subway cars past midnight. People have either taken up residence for the night, or are waiting for unaccompanied women like you. * If it is night and you are on a platform by yourself, stand near to the turnstile, where you can get out, and where the ticket person is. Don’t stand by the edge of the platform - pushers do exist. * If you are traveling at night, and you wear glasses, consider investing in contacts. You don’t want someone to knock of your glasses if you can’t see without them; you may find yourself in a bit of a problem.

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In this F!cking Economy WAYS TO SAVE: THE ECONOMICS OF SALAD By Liza Darvin

t seems one can’t turn on the television or open a trashy tabloid with-

out hearing a member of the Real Housewives or some such C-lister bemoan their financial plight “in this economy.” They use it as an excuse for shameless fame whoring or to up their popularity vote by playing the ‘everyman’ card. Yet, I have a sneaking suspicion that the recently fired RHONY (this round goes to Bethenny, Jill Zarin!) aren’t about to be collecting unemployment checks

TIPS FOR BUYING BY WEIGHT: At places where the salad price is determined by weight (such as Westside Market, $6.99 per lb., or Garden of Eden), you should always get dressing on the side. It might be obvious to some, but the gobs of ranch coating that salad adds ounces, which translates to dollars. (Make sure that they don’t weigh the salad with the container of dressing.) Speaking of Garden of Eden, did you know their salads are 50 percent off after 8 p.m. every night? Maybe just steer clear of the egg salad… People will assume that lighter foods are always the most cost efficient—this is only mildly true if you are trying to keep your net costs low. But if you are trying to get the most bang for your buck and cheat the system, you would be wise to load up on items that are cheaper by weight than if you bought them yourself. •

at a markdown.

anytime soon. However, there is one member of society that is always down-and-out, even when the economy was on the up-and-up: the perpetually broke and

Steal: “Fancier” items such as blue cheese, grilled chicken, walnuts, and bacon are actually

•

Fair: Foods like avocado, broccoli, and croutons are overpriced but still within reason.

•

Skip: Some of the cheapest ingredients for you are the most expensive by weight—chickpeas, cukes, and boiled eggs are simply not worth the inflated price.

in-debt college student, who is left to subsist on babysitting wages and parent handouts. (Okay, so maybe we aren’t that downtrodden...) Still, we here at the Bulletin are introducing a new monthly column that helps you pinch pennies on the little things so that you can save up for the important stuff. (Namely, booze.) First up,

At places such as Milano Market and Nussbaum & Wu, where salad prices are fixed depending

we are trying to satisfy both those

on the number of toppings, there is considerably less wiggle room to save. (Though N&W is a

tight purse strings and those stomach

tad cheaper for unlimited toppings at $8.95 vs. Milano’s $9.50 price tag.) But if you are the type

pains by talking salad economics.

of person who prefers cheap ingredients like cucumbers and peppers, look for menus that have

Yes, there is plenty of that leafy goodness to be had at Hewitt or John Jay, but sometimes you just want to

individual salads priced for the ingredients contained. Lenny’s (located throughout the Upper West Side) has a delicious garden salad for $4.95 and a Greek salad for $5.95. Plus you can have them chop and toss the salad for you, free of charge!

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splurge on a little feta to make it bettah. Which is why you’ll head down Broadway and stop in one of the 20 establishments that have a decent salad bar… only to walk out $12 poorer.

DIY

Lettuce is on average $1.17/lb, which is a lot of green (both in terms of money saved and food in your bowl). Feeling retro? Pack it in a metal lunch box with nostalgic characters from old comics or cartoons to make up for the lack of fancy packaging.

The good news is that there are a lot of ways to cut costs without skimping on toppings.

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Under the Radar DOABA DELI

By Jessica Siegel oaba Deli is the ultimate Indian fare, adding a certain depth and unique- less, or else overwhelming in its spiciness. After Punjabi joint. Not just be- ness to each item. Other highlights include you sample Doaba’s delicacies, it is difficult to cause the food is consistently the saag, a slightly spicy take on what could imagine other Pakistani or Indian-style restau-

fresh and seasoned perfectly. And not just be- be called “creamed spinach,” and their freshly rants stacking up. Doaba Deli is veggie simcause it is local to Barnard. But because the baked breads. They consistently come out hot plicity at its best… except for the bitter melon. owners will specially order mango chutney and steaming, and have a perfect chewiness to Never get the bitter melon. It may be traditional for you seeing as you’re the only non-Indi- each bite. Whether you choose the more pil- in its preparation, but they do not remove the an or non-Pakistani person to come in on a low-like naan or wrap-like roti, both are great melon of its incredibly bitter skin, and each bite consistent basis. Doaba Deli is hands down for scooping delectable bites into your mouth. is worse than the first. If you do get it, don’t perfection right in our campus’ backyard.

Perhaps one of the best parts of going to the blame me ‘cause I’ve now officially “told you so.”

At this point, an important note is necessary: deli is interacting with the people who run it. Doaba Deli only serves vegetarian food. This is The owner and his family are among some of not meant as a disclaimer or warning for meat the friendliest, most welcoming people in all of eaters. The vegetable-centric dishes are not akin Morningside Heights or Manhattan Valley. If RECOMMENDED: Chana masala (spiced to the rabbit food-like afterthoughts of Ameri- you’re lucky enough to develop a rapport with chickpea stew), eggplant bhartha (spiced can side dishes—Doaba’s veggies are prepared them, they will eventually come to recognize eggplant mash), peas and potatoes, cauliflower in sumptuous stews and filling sauces that more your voice on the phone and recall your routine (curried), yellow daal (lentils), saag (spiced than satisfy this carnivore’s appetite. The Pun- favorites. Before my roommates and I can even creamy spinach).  jabi goodies they assemble for you on their spe- ask what the day’s specialties are they know what SERVICE: Top notch.  cial $7 lunch platter (four veggies, freshly baked we will want, and to this day we have never been naan or roti, and hot chai included–too good to unsatisfied with what shows up at our door. AMBIENCE: The space is small and hot, so it be true, but somehow it is) can vary from hearty

You won’t miss the meat, promise. If for is probably best to bring the food back home.

chana masala, a stewy type of spiced chickpea some crazy reason you do feel a desire to nibble dish, to heavenly curried cauliflower that just on some chicken or lamb, a trip to the subpar

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melts in your mouth. These dishes tend to be Little Gujrat Deli across the street will set you less sweet and a little spicier than the average straight. The food is cold and relatively flavor-

Doaba Deli 945 Columbus Avenue Manhattan, NY 10025 212-222-2636

YEAR OF THE LAURA - “2011 is officially the Year of the Slut!” I adamantly

slut ALEXA - When Laura first made the YOTS declaration after

proclaimed the morning of last January 2nd. An hour earlier I

New Years 2011, I was immediately on board. I was newly single,

had shakily made the call to break up my on-and-off boyfriend of

and had privately made it my own resolution to remain so for at

two years, after weeks of enduring the torturous cycle of hurtful

least one full year. So why not YOTSi, it sounded fun. As a defi-

bickering followed by forced affection. The final straw came the

antly single woman, this year would be all about what I wanted,

night before, when, after deciding to spend New Year Eve’s apart,

and I soon began to consider all that could entail.

I didn’t hear from him all night. Dancing at a bar I clutched my phone in one hand, a vodka soda in the other, waiting, at 11:56 p.m. and counting, for the boyfriend whom I loved to call. Why couldn’t I have just called him? Clearly my insecurities stemmed pretty deep if I was turning New Years Eve into the be-all end-all of our relationship. After midnight had passed, and after I had half-heartedly (drunkenly? spitefully?) shared my first kiss of the year with a beefy guy wearing a Red-Sox hat, I optimistically gave my boyfriend the benefit of the doubt by assuming that he would call when midnight arrived on the West Coast. When that call didn’t come, I experienced a moment of enlightenment (fit somewhere between the vodka, sadness, and rage): 2011 was the year to be single, independent, and free from the stress that a relationship brings. I was determined to spread the word. You might think that “Year of the Slut,” or YOTS for short (Or YOTSI as a verb and we don’t mean the game your grandma plays) is demeaning to women. Or that it’s a shallow attempt at rebounding from a heartbreak. Or even that it’s dangerous. Well, allow me to assure you, YOTS is none of those things. YOTS is a mindset. It’s about taking control of your sexuality, your singledom, and your youth. It’s not about being promiscuous; it’s about maintaining your standards while having fun and being safe. It’s about changing your perspective on life, so that your happiness is your first priority. It’s about being confident in yourself and all that you do! It’s about saying “yes” to opportunities, be it with people we like, places we want to go, jobs we hope to take, or things we want to try. Most importantly, it’s about loving yourself, loving your

What I want is to fully recognize and appreciate this time in my life. It’s my senior year of college in New York City and I’m not going to spend it stressing over a relationship or missing out on experiences and lessons because of extrinsic commitments. YOTS severed my ties to anything but myself; I’ll date who I want, I’ll study what I want, and I won’t apologize for any of it. This is my time to be young, wild, and free … and sure, a little bit slutty. I entered YOTS a recently single woman. I dated my boyfriend for the first two years of college, during which he was in Maryland while I was in Miami and then New York City. The distance was trying. He suggested we break up via e-mail while I was on vacation, and I reacted by letting go of the tense breath I hadn’t realized I’d been holding in for so long. With the click of a “Send” button, a serious relationship was peacefully ended. Where were the pleas to try harder, the passive aggressive angry bashing, the crying? I have no idea, but I know that I was high on my freedom and that it was my last night in Mexico, where there was a tall, dark and sexy Peruvian fitness instructor at the resort… He was also kind of magical; he pinned me up against a wall outside of an oceanside bar and my ex disappeared from my mind. In the end, we’re living, laughing, learning and yeah, getting laid. YOTSi!

friends, and embracing all that life has to offer. Because you’re only young once, right?

UP NEXT MONTH

Why age does matter. Read about how we learned that it’s not only grown women and underage party-goers who lie about their age, and we’ll also tell you about how we handled that epically awkward moment when we heard, “Oh, Columbia, my daughter goes there!”

The future columns of YOTS will document some of the wildest, sluttiest, funniest, and most memorable moments we’ve had this year as single ladies in the city. The experiences we’ve had have ranged from classically bad “He couldn’t get it up,” and “He couldn’t keep it up!” to weird “We hooked up at my place, so how did my underwear mysteriously end up at his place?” to oh so good “The best night of my life...and an even better morning.” We hope you enjoy reading about our lives as much as we enjoy living them, and that you are inspired to join in on the fun!

XXXOhhh Laura & Alexa

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The Constitution of the

YOTS

Choose happiness. It’s easy to forget that being positive is a choice when you’re overwhelmed by responsibility. If you start every day as an optimist, you’ll be surprised by the good karma that comes your way. And by karma we mean great sex.

Be positively single! Unlike Carrie Bradshaw, you are not 35 and on the hunt for a husband or wife. You are a young, hot college girl living in New York City, so act like it!

If you haven’t asked for it, don’t be disappointed if you don’t get it! Sure, it’d be nice if he/she always called you first, but sometimes you’re going to have to make the first move.

And on that note saying “hi” to a cute guy or girl is as easy as it sounds. Seriously, don’t be afraid to put yourself out there.

Maintain your standards. Living the year of the slut doesn’t mean that you should completely change who you are, or give up on your morals. In fact, it’s the opposite. Be true to yourself at all times and listen to your gut.

Utilize your wingwoman. She’s your friend, she’s YOTSing too, and she wants the best for you. Sexually. Rely on her to rescue you from awkward/scary/boring situations, and always be there to return the favor.

Yots is a lifestyle. The confidence you’re developing in the bedroom should extend to all aspects of your life, so take care of yourself--body, mind and soul.

Even if you follow every rule, don’t be discouraged if you like someone and things turn sour. It’s okay to be upset for a little while, but always keep it in perspective. Heartbreak is temporary, but rebound sex can last all night long!

Illustration by Rhea Schmid

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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Fall TV Round-Up

By Liza Darvin

This season, there were over 30 new shows introduced on network television. Because even we cannot justify taking the time to watch them all, we picked a random smattering of shows that may have caught your eye. Below, we tell you if they are worth procrastinating for:

2 Broke Girls

Pan Am

When? Monday, 8:30 p.m. (CBS)

When? Sunday, 10 p.m. (ABC) Premise? Essentially Mad Men, except the men drinking are doing so in the cockpit and those secretaries being objectified look an awful lot like stewardesses. Oh, and one of them might be a spy for the federal government. Even though this show is a slightly more airbrushed version of the 60s—less people getting run over by John Deere tractors, more cheesy lines such as, “I am not included with the price of your ticket, sir!”—the first few episodes promise equal amounts of intrigue. Worth it? This is perfect for filling that Don Draper-sized hole in your heart. Plus, Christina Ricci’s character comes with extra servings of sass. On the Procrastination Scale it is an… 8. That essay due in ten hours? Looks like you will only have nine hours now. When? Wednesday, 8 p.m. (NBC)

On the Procrastination Scale it is a… 6. You were never going to read that psych chapter, anyways.

New Girl

Worth it? Yes, if only to tide you over until the rumored return of the fourth season of Arrested Development! On the Procrastination Scale it is a… 6. Just tell your TA that you did post on Courseworks last night, but it must have gotten lost in cyber space. (Damn computers!)

A Gifted Man When? Friday, 8 p.m. (CBS) Premise? A talented surgeon starts to see the ghost of his ex-lover and develops a moral conscience. What, was Lifetime’s schedule too full?

Premise? The tagline for the show is “adorkable,” which is all you need to know to understand that this show is trying way too hard to be fashionably geeky. This is Zooey Deschanel, let’s not forget—glasses alone are not going to make her un-bangable. Let’s just call this My Boys, minus all the sports jargon. Worth it? Maybe, because admit it, you kind of want to see who she inevitably hooks up with during the season finale. (My money’s on Schmidt, the douche bro with a heart of gold.) On the Procrastination Scale it is a… 5. Open your gBear, pretend to start answering overdue emails, and watch this instead.

Hart of Dixie When? Monday, 9 p.m. (CW) Premise? This is what Summer Roberts would have become if she h a d stayed at Brown instead of moving back to the O.C. and marrying Seth. Though she probably would have been much friendlier with her patients, and therefore avoided the entire plot of this show whereby her character moves to the south to learn a bedside manner. Worth it? Probably not. Though there is enough screen time featuring attractive people to make this show passably entertaining. On the Procrastination Scale it is a… 3. Re-reading Romeo and Juliet for the third time can wait another hour, right?en much friendlier with her patients, and therefore avoided the entire plot of this show whereby her character moves to the south to learn a bedside manner.

On the Procrastination Scale it is a… 0. Do the recommended reading before resorting to this show.

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Photo from the episode “Working Late and Working It” eps 103, courtesy of NBC

Premise? Two hard partiers have a child and then must learn to cope with raising their daughter. Ordinarily, a show like this would be unwatchable with all the “babies ruin everything” jokes, but Christina Applegate, Will Arnett, and Maya Rudolph are enough to carry even the stalest of material.

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Worth it? In the second episode they make fun of hipsters and their ridiculous hats, so we are sort of obligated to watch one of the few sitcoms that actually has a concept (however weak) of NYC culture.

When? Tuesday, 9 p.m. (Fox)

Up All Night

Worth it? No. If this sounds even a little bit appealing, please instead watch Grey’s Anatomy, Season 6, in order to experience the baffling plotline where Izzie hallucinates and sleeps with her dead fiancé Denny.

Premise? This sitcom achieves what Whitney Cummings’ other project (the self-titled Whitney) fails at: actually being funny. Though the concept is a classic (put one rich person in a room with someone poor and see what happens), the material is surprisingly raunchy (usually it’s the men with all the masturbation material), and pleasantly funny.

FALL TV ROUNDUP CONT.

TV by the numbers:

How do you usually watch your tv shows while in school?

We asked Barnard students about their TV habits By Amanda Schwartz The time we have been waiting for all summer is finally here. No, not the start of a great new semester but the start of the fall TV season! We have all had to survive the summer watching reruns and painful attempts at reality TV. But now, the fall television series are finally premiering. With a mixture of new shows and returning favorites, the buzz around campus is what new shows will you be

What kinds of shows do you like to watch?

picking up this season and which old shows are getting dull and should be dropped? A poll of students at Barnard and Columbia found that contrary to what one might think, most people watch their TV shows alone as opposed to in large groups. Why is that the case? Most students feel that unlike big sports games, there is not much of a difference between watching TV shows live and watching them 3 hours later when they become available online. Since most students do not have televisions in their rooms, they find it disruptive to leave their room or the

Who do you usually watch TV shows with?

library to find a TV to watch their favorite shows, especially if they watch many shows each week. Thus, 100% of the students interviewed said that they watch shows on their computers alone, usually at their convenience, and not necessarily on time. So what kind of shows do people enjoy watching? Results showed a mix of sitcoms, dramas, and although some people may hate to admit it, reality TV. Nobody seemed averse to starting new shows, which is fortunate considering that there may be some real gems premiering this season. In terms of favorite returning shows, answers ranged from CSI to Vampire Diaries, and from Project Runway to 30 Rock. The most popular shows mentioned were Modern Family, Glee, and How I Met Your Mother. s

WHAT TV SHOWS ARE YOU WATCHING THIS SEASON? Let us know on facebook, or twitter, or BarnardBulletin.com

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Happy Accidents Behind the Real Sue Sylvester

By Ama Debrah ven to those who don’t huddle Carell and Stephen Colbert, to coincidentally as comedic inspiration to not only entertain around the common room tele- bumping into her future wife at a gala, Lynch others, but also heal herself. Whether it meant vision every Tuesday night for says the best moments in her life were when, using the domineering persona of her twenties

their weekly Glee fix, Jane Lynch has become a “instead of trying to control everything, I let to inspire the character of Sue Sylvester, or the comedic household name with her scene-steal- things happen.”

self-composed love song of her angsty under-

ing role in “40 Year-Old Virgin,” her portrayal

Despite these so-called happy accidents, graduate years, “I Gave You the Gun to Shoot of the nefarious Sue Sylvester, and her recent Lynch’s struggle with anxiety and insecurity are Me,” in her comedic play “Oh Sister, My Sister!” appearance as host of the Emmy Awards. Lynch is not afraid to laugh at herself. However, in her memoir, Happy Accidents, Lynch reveals a side of herself that has been previously shielded from public view: a past in which she dealt with alcoholism, anxiety, and the tribulation of accepting her homosexuality. True to the memoir’s name, Lynch classifies her life as a series of “happy accidents I was either smart or stupid enough to take

“Lynch took these depressing and dark experiences and transformed them as comedic inspiration to not only entertain others, but also heal herself.” prevalent from the very beginning of the mem-

Even though Lynch closes her book with the

oir. From an early age, Lynch writes, “I didn’t statement, “I would never presume to give anybelong to anywhere, to anyone. I was alone.” To one advice on how to walk their own path,” her deal with these emotions and her struggle in written wisdom offers a helping hand to anyone accepting her homosexuality, Lynch turned to trying to navigating the trials and uncertainties alcohol as a first-year in high school. While at of life. s Illinois State, Lynch’s inner demons caused her extent where she now writes, “Years later, with lots of distance, I saw my young self in one Sue Sylvester.” While playing Carol Brady in “The Real Live Brady Bunch” in her early thirties, Lynch realized that her life was spiraling out of control and started going to Alcoholics Anonymous and counseling. This therapy allowed Lynch to deal with her problems concerning

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anxiety and intimacy and ultimately gain the confidence to come out to her family, be cast in her first blockbuster film, “The Fugitive,” and write her own play, “Oh Sister, My Sister!: Deeply Feminine Tales of the Deep Feminine.” advantage of.” From working in the improvi-

However, the most inspiring part of the

sational theatre group, The Second City, with memoir is how Lynch took these depressing soon-to-be famous comedians such as Steve and dark experiences and transformed them THE BULLETIN - 25 - OCTOBER 2011

“The Purple Piano Project” courtesy of FOX

“Happy Accidents” cover courtesy of hernameisjanelynch.com

to lash out against her theatre partners, to the

You’re Invited! Sincerely, Alexander Hamilton

By Chana Tolchin n Saturday, September 17th, also known as Constitution Day, the great founding

father Alexander Hamilton seemed briefly to emerge from layers of history books and wave “hello” as the Hamilton Grange National Memorial was reopened to the public. Now located on 141st Street in Harlem’s St. Nicholas Park, the Grange underwent three years of restoration to its original model. Hamilton built this modest summer home, which he called his “sweet project,” from fear of the yellow fever in 1802 when Harlem was an escape from the city. The house stood on West 143rd Street until 1889, when it was pulled by oxen down Convent Avenue to make room for a strip of profitable row houses. In June 2008, the Grange was rolled down a gravel-covered Convent and plunked down in its brand-new location on 141st. The first relocation saw some changes to the

Photography by Chana Tolchin

Visitors enter into the re-built lower level in the space – it was turned the wrong way.” of the house where a self-guided museum tour

Hamilton occupied the house for only about Hamilton’s life and a teaser movie are two years before he was killed in a duel the entire lower level and an attachment of the available. Guided tours of the historically rec- with political nemesis Aaron Burr. The front entryway to one of the side porches. The reated upper level of the home are conducted Grange was the only home he ever owned. house was rotated 90 degrees and many of the hourly Wednesday through Sunday from 11 a.m. home’s features were obscured from view. The For anyone interested in getting re-acto 4 p.m. The new structure is expected to reinaim of the 2008 transplantation was to restore quainted with an American figurehead, spendvigorate the Hamilton Heights area of Harlem. the home to its original structure and to fully ing a nice autumn day in a local National The updated Grange was ceremoniously indisplay the Grange for public appreciation. Park site, or sparking up a little of that old original architecture, including the removal of

Inside, the details of the home were also meticulously reconstructed, down to furniture replicas of Hamilton’s desk and chair set, copies of original family portraits, and a repainting of Hamilton’s study in the precise shade of Caribbean green which reminded him of his birthplace. The house also includes some notable originals: the piano played by Hamilton’s daughter Angelica, and the silver urn sent to him by George Washington--it was sent as a sign of solidarity following the resolution of the first American political sex scandal in which Hamilton participated but was ultimately commended for his honesty.

augurated on September 17th with colonial mu- Federalist pride, a trip to Hamilton Grange sic, historical demonstrations, ranger talks, and will certainly be well worth your while. s lectures. Opening day saw approximately 1500

in attendance, and the Grange expects an average of 70-100 visitors per day, predictspr Davin Ganpat, Park Ranger at the Grange. Some individuals may be apprehensive about steady streams of tourists and buses, says Ganpat, but mostly people are excited. Caren Sharpe, a 60year resident of the Hamilton Heights community, grew up with the Grange as a feature of her childhood, but is pleased with the recent changes. “The new location gives you the opportunity to see the beauty of the building,” says Sharpe. “Before, you could not see the building

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FASHION FEATURE

THE COSTUME DAZE BY ALEXANDRA SHAPIRO

he final product of fashion is sense of freedom. The glaring colors covalways being created. Design- ered the dancing bodies almost entirely and ers work behind a complicated makeup was completely transformative. The

façade of stitching, sewing, and storytelling. turquoise lines that made up Stella’s painted The artists find their voices through their first designs flowed freely on paper and draped to sketches and thoughts, and then again when the ground, as if the whole dress would have they are taken away to be showcased. It is obvi- its own way of responding to gravity. The ous that individuals can design fashion, but I dress pieces adopt their own stage personalhave always thought that this can be an inverse ity, showcasing the glamour of wearable art. relationship--that fashion can design individuals. Costumes are that one final step during rehearsals for a play, a visual display of character in films, and a validation of the delicate movements of a ballet. At this time of year, costumes dessignate identities, usually without the extra metaphors. However, one costume I saw a friend wear in late October was completely her own: she had cut out hundreds of glossy magazine pages of models, fashion labels and perfume ads, and assembled a dress out of it. To those who saw it, the paper gown was a mas-

Public personas make just as much use of costume. One of the best parts of awards ceremonies involves a sometimes emotionally charged critique of the pieces that showed up to the occasion. It is almost as if the red carpet were a live museum with celebrity sculptures. While some of fashion’s best errors are intuitive and have broken down the tired boundaries of trends, other leaps of faith in design are inspired and have been labeled costumes. With the rush and pace of New York comes

terpiece, but she considered it merely demon- this desire to take a stand against what already strative of her ability to staple and tape in the exists in daring, but well-thought-out ways. right places. From the designer’s perspective, Compatibility between fashion pieces can it is hard to say when an uncomplicated look be scary, especially when it’s new and unexbecomes a costume. Costumes are internalized, pected and it seems that personal style can be a passed down, and reminisced about from the form of intelligence. When we carefully select runway to the showroom and all of the stages the structure and intent our outfit carries, we in between. Costume-based style projects are a testa-

are constantly making our own costumes.

Alexander McQueen Dress Highland Rape, a/w 1995–96 Green and bronze cotton/lace Courtesy of Alexander McQueen Photograph © Sølve Sundsbø / Art + Commerce dressed more directly by referencing the embellished styles of the Russian Revolution as they molded with and reacted to political trends of Europe in the 1920s. The Los Angeles County Museum of Art is trying to be the next museum to display fashion as art. Major European

The high fashion sphere has entered the labels are donating formal pieces to a pitched

ment to the bridging of personal stories with costume field boldly, especially in recent times, LACMA costume department that curators fashion, while also winking at the past. Stella and the interpretation of it has spanned across wish to use to rise above the image of the Met. McCartney, daughter of the famed Beatles star cultures and continents. The Costume Institute Part of the contemporary vision in these artisPaul McCartney, lent her gift of costume design of the Metropolitan Museum of Art dazzled as tic centers can now be communicated through to her father’s new ballet score that premiered many anxious spectators waited in line for the silhouettes and mannequins—a powerful conin September. The relationship on this side of legendary Alexander McQueen exhibit, “Sav- nection between reality and fantasy. There is a the ballet was truely a moving force for audi- age Beauty.” The exhibit unleashed exploding new need to validate the act of dressing up and ences across the world as Mr. McCartney’s ex- fabrics and deeply expressive prints that spoke that spirit is resonating throughout the fashperiment in dance production was completed for themselves. Dresses were saturated in hues ion industry. The always-chic Barnard student by his duaghter’s confrontation with an entirely and incorporate poetic touches, particularly in finds a common understanding of fashion as a different fashion medium. The beautiful con- the ostrich dress collection. Across the ocean, unifying force that is thought-provoking as well nection between dance and costume revolved Venice recently held its own garment fair for as another way of interpreting the lively comaround the underwater realm and its lyrical the world to see. The concept of time was ad- munity. s THE BULLETIN - 27 - OCTOBER 2011

THE THESPIAN

Spotlight name

Alex Strycula year

CLASS OF 2014 major/minor

Theatre “If you’re looking for ways to take advantage of being at school in New

York City, Alex Strycula, a Barnard Sophomore, is definitely the one to ask. Last semester alone, this theater buff saw 35 Broadway shows, offBroadway shows, and student productions on campus. She answered a few questions about her personal theatrical hobby and gave advice for students with a similar affinity for the allures of Broadway.”

Photography by Gabrielle Lewis

Q&A KD: What show have you seen the most? AS: My first semester [at Barnard] there was a show called “Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown” that I really liked. I saw that 7 times. Kind of embarrassing because it wasn’t that great of a production, but I really liked everyone that was in it, and the tickets were really cheap. It became a thing. KD: What is your favorite part about seeing all of these shows? AS: I think a lot of people are like, “I’ll just go to the movies,” but live theater is such a different experience. It changes every night, and there’s just something unexplainable about the feeling you get watching someone live, performing right in front of your face. It’s really incomparable. You can’t get that in TV or movies.

KD: Who is your Broadway idol and why?

KD: If someone had never seen a show in New York, on- or off-Broadway, what would AS: There are a ton of performers whom I ad- you recommend? mire, but my number one favorite is Bette Midler; not only is she an incredibly versatile AS: Well, I understand why certain, flashier performer with a multi-faceted body of concert shows like Daniel Radcliffe in “How to Sucand theatrical work, I also really admire her off- ceed in Business Without Really Trying” and stage persona. On the other end of the spectrum, “The Book of Mormon,” which won all the I’m also a really big fan of David Lindsay-Abaire Tony awards, appeal to the masses. But perand I consider him to be my favorite modern sonally, I would encourage people to branchplaywright. I’ll see anything he’s written. out and see off-Broadway companies. There’s so much more out there than the standard KD: What’s your favorite Broadway Broadway house, like little theaters in abansoundtrack? doned SoHo lofts.

AS: An embarrassingly large amount of my iPod is show-tunes, cast recordings, and albums released by theatre performers…A few of my absolute favorite albums are “The Last Five Years,” “Funny Girl,” “The Apple Tree,” and (as nearly Alex is involved in the theater world of New any cliché theatre student might say) pretty York City in more ways that one; she’s the stuKD: How do you find the time and money to much anything Sondheim’s ever written. dent liaison on Barnard’s campus for the New see them all? York Musical Theater Festival. Alex has found KD: What Broadway character would you the perfect way to explore her interests far beAS: I think a lot of people are weirded out when want to be for Halloween? yond the reaches of the classroom, something I tell them about that because they always wonevery Barnard girl should do. New York is our der how I find the money, but student rush AS: I actually have been a Broadway character playground. tickets are really the saving grace in situations for Halloween! Last year I was the crazy barfly like this. You can see shows for as cheap as ten, Marge McDougall from “Promises, Promises”. It fifteen, or twenty dollars. You just have to go to definitely garnered me some weird looks on the the box office when it opens. subway. THE BULLETIN - 28 - OCTOBER 2011

Bear Essentials INTERNATIONAL INTERNSHIPS INFO SESSION/ BARNARD BEYOND THE GATES: Monday, October 17 from 1– 2p.m. in Career Development Office. Barnard Beyond the Gates is a new initiative established to provide spring study abroad students with the opportunity to participate in internships provided by international alumnae. Internships are located in Barcelona, Jerusalem, London, Paris and Tel Aviv. If you will be studying abroad in any of these cities please consider looking into this new program. In addition to the internship, students will receive one-on-one and small group professional development training both on campus and abroad.

You must remain in the PCHS for 20 minutes following any vaccination.

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WRITING CENTER:

The Writing Center is a place where Barnard students in all disciplines - at any stage of the writing process - can talk about their writing. The Writing Center is now located in 223/224 Barnard Hall. For further information, including how to sign up for appointments, please visit the Writing Fellows website: www.barnard.edu/writing. Questions should be directed to either Pam Cobrin, Director of the Writing Program (pcobrin@barnard.edu), or Celia Lie, Coordinator (clie@barnard.edu).

BODY BALANCE GROUP: STUDY ABROAD INFORMATION SESSION Tuesday, October 18, 4:30 p.m. – 5:30 p.m., in 328 Milbank: Are you just beginning to consider a semester or year abroad? Come learn the basics from the Office of International Programs.

A confidential support group for people with body dissatisfaction, food or weight preoccupations, rigid exercise routines, compulsive over or under eating, or purging behaviors. The goals of the group comprise minimizing and eliminating disordered eating behaviors and strengthening regard for and appreciation of one’s body (schedule an appointment to meet with facilitator, Dr. Julia Sheehy). Fridays, 2:15- 3:30pm, in Hewitt Hall Room 98

RELATIONSHIP GROUP:

STUDY ABROAD FAIR:

Friday, October 28, 12:30 - 3:30 p.m., in Lerner Hall at Columbia: Repre- Whether we are in a relationship or not, the ability to develop healthy and sentatives from many of our approved programs will be here to answer your harmonious relationships is a key aspect to our sense of well-being. This study abroad questions. group is designed to help those who find relationships difficult by providing support and information. You will learn to balance your needs with others, increase communication, and understand yourself better (schedule an apOXFORD INFORMATION SESSION pointment to meet with facilitator, Dr. Afiya Mangum). Thursdays, 4-5pm, (FOR ACADEMIC YEAR 2012-2013): Hewitt Hall Room 98 Wednesday, November 2, 12:00 - 1:00 p.m. in 237 Milbank: For students interested in studying at one of the colleges at Oxford University for the academic year 2012-2013, Dean Young will be hosting a specific Oxford Information Session. Please note that applications will be due in December, so it is recommended that any student interested in applying to Oxford attend the session.

TO BECOME A TUTOR:

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CONFIDENT, COMORTABLE, CONNECTED: Do you want to connect and talk more with people but often feel overwhelmed by fears or worries? If yes, the Confident, Comfortable, and Connected group may be the place for you to develop your social skills and connect with others in a supportive space (schedule an appointment to meet with facilitator, Dr. Mayowa Obasaju). Tuesdays, 5-6pm, Brooks Hall, Room 97

Forms to apply for a position as a Barnard College Dean of Studies Office COPING WITH LOSS: peer tutor in specific biology, chemistry, math, economics and language courses are available online. To access these forms, visit www.barnard.edu/ Coping With Loss is a support group for students who have lost a parental dos/academic-support and click on Tutor Packet. figure and are experiencing emotions associated with grief that make it difficult to enjoy “college life.” In this group everyone can understand what you’re going through. While we do talk about serious issues, we also laugh, TUTORING AVAILABLE: share good fortune, and exchange ideas (schedule an appointment to meet Forms to request a peer tutor in specific biology, chemistry, math, econom- with facilitator, Dr. Hilary Colenso). Thursdays, 5-6pm, Brooks Hall, Room ics and language courses are available online. To access these forms visit 96 www.barnard.edu/dos/academic-support and click on Tutee Packet.

FIGHT THE FLU WITH A FREE FLU SHOT: The Barnard College Primary Care Health Service is now offering FREE flu shots for Barnard Students. Flu shot clinics will be held from 9:30am-11:00am on Tuesdays in the Primary Care Health Service (LL Brooks). Please call 212-854-2091 to reserve an appointment slot. Students with chronic illnesses are strongly encouraged to get a flu shot! Please note:

GENERAL PROCESS GROUP: This is a process-oriented group for students interested in learning more about themselves in a supportive environment. Connect with others who may understand your journey (schedule an appointment to meet with facilitator, Dr. Teresa Hurst ). Fridays, 2-3:15pm, Hewitt Hall, Room 98

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Jack’s Mannequin album ‘People and Things’ released

11 Last day to drop a class... womp, womp!

17 Noam Chomsky lecture at Columbia

‘Working Mothers, Barnard Daughters’ talk with Anna Quindlen

HIGHLIGHTS Photo curtesy of Young Money

October 24th: Drake “Take Care” Album Released The man who made us declare ‘Oh, you fancy, huh?’ when our Barnard colleagues forgo leggings for real pants comes back with his sophomore effort off Young Money.

Photo curtesy of Uniqlo

October 21st: Uniqulo opening Japanese export and SoHo favorite Uniqlo opens a 64,000 square foot flagship at 34th Street between Fifth and Sixth Aves.

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Photo curtesy of ANTI Records

October 7th: The Swell Season documentary is released. Those who loved 2006 documentary Once were privy to actors Glen Hasard and Marketa Irglova’s real-life romance. Evidently the relationship came to a volatile and well-documented end. Skip it to preserve your image of the perfect couple with the perfect soundtrack—see it and indulge your Schadenfreude for the same reason.

Lucy O. Lewton â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;22 Collection, Theater Scrapbook 1916-1928. Courtesy of the Barnard College Archives.