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We had to dive deep into the metaphorical garbage can for this month's Caption Contest(!), but the results were more than worth the trip through the trash. Indeed, "dumpster diving" was the flavor of the month, along with several quips about putting your recycling in the correct bin. (Exactly which bin this old ski boat should be deposited in remains a mystery.) Here's this month's CC(!) winner and top 10 entries:

"The 2020 sailing season . . ." — Rich Hudnut "Third-happiest boat ownership day: when your neighbors do a remodel." — Barry Ballew "When slip fees were raised yet again, Phil's response wasn't what the marina expected." — Kelvin Meeks "Yes, dear, I took out the trash." — David Barten "I bought it for the trailer." — Allyn Schafer "I think we're gonna need a bigger dumpster." — Rick Drain "We just renamed her: Jack in the Box." — Klaus Kutz "After the tornado, Bob realized that he needed to paint the bottom of his boat." — Mark Caplin "Somewhere in the Delta." — Kit Stycket "When asked about her current boat's status, Marie Kondo stated, 'It did not bring me joy.'" — Jay Sorensen

"It was with a happy heart that the good Odysseus spread his sail to catch the wind and used his seamanship to keep his boat straight." Homer — The Odyssey

I’ve lost so many caption contests, I decided to get out of boating. — Rob Sesar

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