Bird Watch N.Y.C

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B I RD W A T C H N Y C

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To E. Boey and Dani who inspired me to make this book happen

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IN D E X

Species

Manhattan 1

Williamsburg

Red Hook

Pelham Bay

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Coney Island

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Bronx 10

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Airoportus 12

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IND E X

Flushing

Long Island

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Staten Island

Jamaica 20

Central Park

Tribeca 24

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Testimonials

Bushwick

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IN D E X

Have you seen one?

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SPECIES FOUND IN NYC

Columbia Pelaham Bay Columbia magnus Bronx

Columbia magnus Central Park

Columbia magnus Flushing

Columbia magnus popula

Columbia magnus Long Island Columbia magnus Jamaica

Columbia magnus Williamsburg

Columbia magnus Tribeca

Columbia magnus Redhook Columbia magnus Dumbo

Columbia magnus Airoportus

Columbia magnus Bushwick

Columbia magnus Staten Island Columbia magnus Coney Island

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA

The New York Pigeon Columbia magnus popula L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Manhattan

A member of the bird family

Pigeon is a very resilient species.

nest in groups, taking shelter in

Columbidae,this bird is often referred

Mistaken for the common Rock Dove or

temporary nests and move often due to

to as the “sky rat”. With their chubby

Pigeon, but the New York Pigeon’s dis-

the harsh urban conditions of the city.

bodies and twitchy necks,they are the

tinctive feature is its arrogance. They

They are only known to lay one or two

vultures of the urban city. Living off a

also have a tendency to be very greedy

eggs, but it would appear that they lay

diet of mainly scraps of processed food

and will stop at nothing to get what they

about fifty eggs resulting in their

that cause childhood diabetes in hu-

want, diving into salads for croutons on

large numbers.

mans, it is safe to say that the New York

a daily basis. New York Pigeons generally

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MOTTO

EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA WILLIAMSBURG

The Williamsburg Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Williamsburg L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Brooklyn

A member of the bird family

today. This species is often mistaken for

generally nest in large groups, in ware-

Columbidae,this bird is often referred to

the common Rock Dove or Pigeon, but

house lofts, within close proximity to a

as the “sky rat”, or ironically the “war-

the New York Pigeon’s distinctive feature

coffee shop. They are only known to lay

ing dove”. With their chubby bodies

is its ironic sensibilities. They also have a

one or two eggs, but it would appear

and twitchy necks, they are the vultures

tendency to be very greedy and will stop

that they lay about fifty eggs resulting in

of the urban city. Living off a diet of

at nothing to get what they want, diving

their large numbers.

artisanal bread, honey glazed bacon,

into over priced lobster rolls on a daily

or whatever it is the hipsters are eating

basis. New York pigeons

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MOTTO

LOOK AT ME. MUSTACHES.

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA CONEY ISL AND

The Coney Island Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Coney Island L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Coney Island

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

one annually. This species is often

tended groups, generations of them can

popula), a member of the bird family

mistaken for the common Rock Dove or

be found in neighboring nests. They are

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

Pigeon, but the New York Pigeon’s dis-

only known to lay one or two eggs, but

to as the “sky rat”. With their chubby

tinctive feature is constant mentioning

it would appear that they lay about fifty

bodies and twitchy necks, they are the

of “the old country”. They also have a

eggs resulting in their large numbers.

vultures of the urban city. Living off a

tendency to be heavy vodka drinkers,

diet of hotdogs, with a disgusting but

and great make great dinner hosts. New

entertaining increase in nourishment

York Pigeons generally nest in large ex-

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MOTTO

WANT SOME VODKA?

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA RED HOOK

The Red Hook Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Roney Hook L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Red Hook

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

vultures of the urban city. Living off a

groups, taking shelter in that Malm bed

popula), a member of the bird family

diet of swedish meatballs and smoked

you bought but couldn’t fit in your car

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

salmon sold at Ikea, or a lobster roll run

and ended up leaving on the street.

to as the “sky rat”. With their chubby

over in the world’s coolest bike race.

bodies and twitchy necks, they are the

New York Pigeons generally nest in

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MOTTO

WHERE IS THE SUBWAY?

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA BRONX

The Bronx Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Bronx L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Bronx

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

ence. This species is often mistaken for

New York Pigeons generally nest in

popula), a member of the bird family

the common Rock Dove or Pigeon, but

large extended groups, generations of

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

the New York Pigeon’s distinctive fea-

them can be found in neighboring nests.

to as the “sky rat” or “the other Bronx

ture is its arrgession. They also have a

They are only known to lay one or two

bombers”. Living off a diet of hotdogs

eggs, but it would appear that they lay

and cheese fries, washed down with

tendency to be very obnoxious after a few beers at the ballpark, resulting

beer, it is safe to say that the New York

in fights where they scratch each other

numbers.

Pigeon is always flitting under the influ-

with their little red legs.

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about fifty eggs resulting in their large


MOTTO

SE RENTA UN MINI STUDIO

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA PELHAM BAY

The Pelham Bay Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Pelham Bay L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Pelham Bay

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

vultures of the urban city. Living off

York Pigeon’s distinctive feature is its

popula), a member of the bird family

a diet of mainly scraps of Italian food

ability to appreciate Italian cuisine.

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

better than that found in little Italy. This

They are only known to lay one or two

to as the “sky rat”. With their chubby

species is often mistaken for the com-

eggs, but it would appear that they lay

bodies and twitchy necks, they are the

mon Rock Dove or Pigeon, but the New

about fifty eggs.

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MOTTO

ESERCIZIO AFTER PIZZA

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA AIRPORTUS

The Airportus Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Airportus L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in the Airport

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

childhood diabetes in humans, it is safe

that they lay about fifty eggs resulting in

popula), a member of the bird family

to say that the New York Pigeon is a very

their large numbers.

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

resilient species. This species is often

to as the “sky rat”. With their chubby

mistaken for the common Rock Dove or

bodies and twitchy necks, they are the

Pigeon, but the New York Pigeon’s dis-

vultures of the urban city, and roadkill

tinctive feature is it’s non existent sense

of the skies. Living off a diet of mainly

of direction. They are only known to lay

scraps of processed food that cause,

one or two eggs, but it would appear

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MOTTO

I LIKE TO EAT OUT OF DIFFERENT PARKING LOTS

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA FLUSHING

The Flushing Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Flushing L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Flushing

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

sour pork, the New York Pigeon liter-

even diving into chicken chow mien, yes

popula), a member of the bird family

ally takes out Chinese food. His spe-

that can be considered cannibalism.

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

cies is often mistaken for the common

New York Pigeons generally nest in large

to as the “sky rat,” the only bird not

Rock Dove or Pigeon, but the New York

groups, in tiny spaces, all packed to-

really worth consuming. With their

Pigeon’s distinctive feature is its intelli-

gether like sardines. They are only known

slender bodies and twitchy necks, they

gible bird calls, like a foreign chatter no

to lay one or two eggs, but it would

are the vultures of the urban city. Living

other birds understand. They also have a

appear that they lay about fifty eggs

off a diet of dumplings and sweet and

tendency to eating any and everything,

resulting in their large numbers.

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MOTTO

SIRIRACHA LEFT OVERS

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA LONG ISL AND CIT Y

The Long Island Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Long Island L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Long Island

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

high from staring at pieces of art.

popula), a member of the bird family

This species is often mistaken for the

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

common Rock Dove or Pigeon, but the

to as the “sky rat”. With their chubby

New York Pigeon’s distinctive feature

bodies and twitchy necks, they are the

is its beret wearing, yes these are hat

vultures of the urban city. With nothing

wearing birds. New York Pigeons gen-

much to eat in it’s harsh environment,

erally nest in groups, taking shelter in

they live of a spiritual and emotional ,

temporary nests and move often due to

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the harsh urban conditions of the city.


MOTTO

SCULPTURES + XANAX

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA JAMAICA The Jamaica Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Jamaica L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Jamaica

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

Pigeon, but we all know that there’s no

all around the “ave”. They are only

popula), a member of the bird family

way a regular pigeon would be allowed

known to lay one or two eggs, but it

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

anywhere near the Trump residence.

would appear that they lay about fifty

to as the “sky rat”. With their chub-

These birds also have a tendency to be

eggs resulting in their large numbers.

by bodies and twitchy necks, they are

very greedy and will stop at nothing to

amongst the first bird species to migrate

get what they want, diving into peas and

into the city. This species is often mis-

rice every single day.New York Pigeons

taken for the common Rock Dove or

generally nest in groups, taking shelter

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MOTTO

LET’S MAKE IT RAIN

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA STATEN ISL AND

The Staten Island Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Staten Island L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Staten Island

popula), is a member of the bird fam-

certain as we don’t pay much attention to them. This species is often

ily Columbidae, or at least we think it

mistaken or the common Rock Dove or

might be. With their chubby bodies and

Pigeon, but let’s be honest, we really

twitchy necks, they could well be the

can’t tell the difference. New York Pi-

New York Pigeon, but we’re not very

geons generally nest in tiny groups,

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

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taking shelter in large spaces, large deserted spaces.


MOTTO

AM I IN N.Y.C?

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA TRIBECA

The Tribeca Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Tribeca L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Tribeca

The New York Pigeon (Columbia mag-

ego must be well fed at all times.

no magic powers. New York Pigeons

nus popula), a celerity of the bird family

This species is often mistaken for the

generally nest individually, taking shel-

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

common Rock Dove or Pigeon, but the

ter in spacious and luxurious nests that

to as the “sky rat”. They have fancy

New York Pigeon’s distinctive feature is

even we as humans would love to live in.

feathers normal birds don’t have and

its charisma and stage presence. They

They are only known to lay one or two

are constantly chased around by the paparazzi. Living off a diet of fame, it

also have a tendency to leave you star

eggs, but they generally adopt.

is safe to say that the New York Pigeon’s

sidering they are just regular birds with

struck, which is almost impossible con-

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MOTTO

MY EGO IS WRITTING CHECKS YOUR BODY CAN’T CASH

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA CENTR AL PARK

The Central Park Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Central Park L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Central Park

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

it is safe to say that the New York Pi-

bought as a snack for your “Saturday

popula), a member of the bird family

geons evil. This species is often mis-

morning jog”. New York Pigeons gener-

Columbidae, this bird is often referred

taken for the common Rock Dove or

ally nest in large well organized groups,

to as the “sky rat” or not a squirrel. With

Pigeon, but the New York Pigeon’s dis-

like an operationally ready army battal-

their chubby bodies, twitchy necks, gen-

tinctive feature is its stealthy. They have

ion, beware.

tle demeanor, they are the unexpect-

the ability to conceal its approach in the

ed terrors from above. Living off the

serene environment, than attack you

screams of tourists and picnickers,

and that shakeshack burger you just

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MOTTO

I WORK OUT

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COLUMBIA MAGNUS POPULA BUSHWICK The Bushwick Pigeon Columbia magnus popula Bushwick L: 17.5”. WS: 39”. WT: 16oz. Mostly seen in Bushwick

The New York Pigeon (Columbia magnus

art “graffity”. It is safe to say that the

time seriously. Their normal sleep in

popula), a bohemian breed of the bird

Bushwick pigeon lives based on a diet of

hours are until 1:00 pm, since they work

family Columbidae, this bird is often re-

speed, organic coffee as well as cheap

in start ups it doesn’t mattter. Even

ferred to as the “sky rat”. They are seen

Kany salad and hand made tacos. It

though you can usually find them on

as new artisitic transplants in the area.

usually nests in extremely spacious lofts,

Tinder they are known to be very

They usually have 90’s piercings, normal

with one or five more birds. They appear

loyal companions, with no doubt they

birds don’t have any. These birds are

in blogs and some indie magazines. This

are the cuttest breed in NYC.

constantly instagraming new street

party animals usually take their sleep

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MOTTO

ARTISTICALLY INCLINED

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